Start of #Improfanfic buffer: Thu Mar 14 16:37:03 2002 [14:48] *** Now talking in #Improfanfic [14:48] *** Topic is 'Impro Roundtable, Sun 3/17 at ~8pm EST (delayed). Topic: Experimental Impro - Moderated | http://www.improfanfic.com ' [14:48] *** Set by Ardweden on Sun Mar 10 21:18:03 [14:48] [Demota] NULL [15:54] *** Mr-Furgerly has joined #improfanfic [15:54] I need some help please [15:54] i am new here [15:54] Hello. ^_^ [15:54] What can we do you for? [15:55] i would like to know if i have permission to make a channel? [15:55] and also how would i do it exactly? [15:55] every server has different commands [15:55] Anyone can make any channel they like. [15:55] Depends on the kind of channel, for one. You'd also have to talk to Calculus about it. [15:55] Just type /join #channelname [15:55] At least, to make it official. [15:56] Obviously, you have to follow the server rules, as outlined in the MOTD. [15:56] oh yes [15:56] i understand that [15:56] but the thing is: [15:56] I am a retired school teacher in real life [15:57] and i want to take the opportunity to educate the young online [15:57] so i can carry on my teaching [15:57] *** Dan_Wood has quit IRC (Client closed connection) [15:57] Contact the server's administrator for permission. He can be reached at jrenken@sandwich.net. [15:58] well first thing is: are there many young peple of a school age on thi server [15:58] who can benifit from extra education? [15:58] As is, the people here are only inhabitants; Mr. Renken is our 'landlord.' [15:58] I don't believe so. We're a fairly small community. [15:58] Most of us are college/high school age, though. [15:59] The youngest is what, 14? [15:59] Probably. [15:59] Fourteen's about right. [15:59] yes was a teach of age limit from 13 to 18 [15:59] in Higher School [16:00] I beg your pardon? [16:01] How long has this srver been open [16:02] A few years. [16:02] i mean i was teaching Students of different ages [16:02] before i retired [16:02] *** Myth has joined #improfanfic [16:02] Years. [16:02] Roughly four or five. [16:02] Hola Myth. ^_^ [16:02] Hey, Myth. [16:02] It's seen most use since... what, early '99? [16:02] * Ardweden waves at Myth. ^_^ [16:02] Mr. F: Ah, so I see. [16:02] Mand; Before that [16:03] Seen most use. Existed before. [16:03] * LawrenceC nods. Early '99 was around the time it started gaining heavy traffic. [16:03] Ah [16:03] IIRC, which I probably don't as I wasn't on chat at the time, this chan moved here. [16:03] Relatively heavy, anyway. [16:05] *** DR-AFKdles is now known as DamienRoc [16:05] Rehi DR. [16:06] Do you have any other questions, Mr. F? [16:06] only 1 [16:06] * Ardweden waves at Dame. [16:06] Shoot. [16:06] are the young people on this server polite or rude and lipp [16:06] lippy? [16:07] "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" [16:07] It depends. [16:07] It would depend on the person, wouldn't it? [16:07] Yep [16:07] *** Todd has joined #improfanfic [16:07] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Todd [16:07] [Todd] Debbie (grinning): "Mike, honey? You've got male!" [16:07] HIya Todd [16:07] Hiya, Todd. [16:07] * Ardweden waves at Todd. ^_^ [16:07] Sometimes, if we believe someone is doing nothing but harrassing other members of the chat channel, we become a lynch mob. [16:07] ok #School is open feel welcome to try it out if aged between 13-18 years of age [16:07] But generally, we're a stable community. [16:07] * Todd stretches. Hallo. [16:08] Thank you, Mr. F. [16:08] * Mids}MSPaint waves out [16:08] Education is Important [16:08] It most certainly is. [16:08] Yep [16:08] *** Mids}MSPaint has quit IRC (Quit: Blah) [16:08] Knowledge... is power. [16:08] so there for i suggest that people of those ages go directly to #school when it is Open [16:09] Mr. F: May I ask you a question? [16:09] hiyas. [16:09] "NO RAGE ISSA POWAH!" [16:09] yes indeed [16:09] ask [16:09] * Ardweden thwaps Furgerly with plushie. [16:09] How did you find out about Sandwich.net? [16:10] excuse me Ardweden what do you think you are doing [16:10] what is your age [16:10] you do not make such silly comments [16:10] ... [16:10] please do not do that again [16:10] * Ardweden smiles. "Out of the thirteen to eighteen range." [16:10] ...Alright, that's about enough of this. [16:10] No, actually, she does. [16:10] Quite regularly. [16:10] ....o.o [16:10] Sorry, but Ard does this regularly. [16:10] somebody told me of it Lawrence [16:10] *** Sho_Ishogi has joined #improfanfic [16:10] She's one of the admins here. [16:10] Okay. [16:10] ello [16:10] * Todd points to Arwen. "Stable one." *points to Chu* "Nice one." *points to himself* "VERY ANNOYED one." [16:10] Hiya [16:10] teachers must have respect from students [16:10] Hello, Sho. [16:11] *points to self* Cute one? ^_~ [16:11] Teachers need to give students respect first. [16:11] ... [16:11] she will get a detention if she does it again [16:11] *** Chamelaeon is now known as ChaMechSys [16:11] Mr. F: Please excuse the cynicism I may have in believing you're a teacher. [16:11] Thought I'd drop in again, been almost 2 years since i was here [16:11] no no Drone-LTD your mistaken [16:11] Myth: Among other things. ^_^ [16:11] You haven't even bothered telling us what you're planning on teaching. [16:11] You're not my teacher, sir. And I have very little respect for someone who comes in and claims to be able to teach me and doesn't use proper grammar. [16:11] teachers are there to educate [16:11] What, may I ask, are you teaching? [16:11] My guess? He's selling religion. [16:12] i use Grammer but i am not into computes [16:12] Just a guess. [16:12] so there for cannot type [16:12] I'd like to point out that if you're teaching, your jurisdiction here extends only to the channels in which you are an admin. [16:12] Given his username, I'd presume so. [16:12] See, if you're gonna try to brainwash us and get us to join a cult, tell us now. And lay out the benefits plan. [16:12] Actually, you're really just being plain rude and very disruptive, so really what we're saying here is, drop the act and act like a normal human being, or go away. [16:12] Typewriters were around quite some time before computers. [16:12] Guys, let's lay down the hostilities for a sec and discuss this calmly... [16:12] You will get nothing! Feed my righteous angst or pay the dwarf at the door! [16:12] Todd [16:12] how dare you [16:12] But hostility is fun! [16:12] ... [16:12] HOLD OFF one moment. [16:12] I'm being calm, Demo. ^^ [16:12] i am trying my best [16:13] now please [16:13] have respect [16:13] Hmm... not into computers, but he's using an IRC program. And is on AOL. [16:13] * Demota supports LC. [16:13] ... But hostilities are fun. Especially against someone like this guy who needs a good clue-by-four whacking. [16:13] GUYS. [16:13] * Ardweden sighs. [16:13] * Sho_Ishogi makes some popcorn and sits back to watch the Verbal Melee [16:13] Perhaps, but let's hear him out briefly. [16:13] Okie guys, quiet. I think Lawrence wants to say something. [16:13] This is the INTERNET, Mr-Furgerly. You are only as respected as your actions make you. [16:13] i have been on this for 2 weeks [16:13] Alright, the LOT of you SHADDAP. [16:13] Quiet! [16:13] Hush people [16:13] Just calm down, and let down the hostilities. [16:13] settle down [16:14] Mr. F: We'll respect you for the moment, but as I said, please remember that Ardweden, Todd, and I are the admins of this particular channel. [16:14] ...rather, I hadn't said that yet. [16:14] * Ardweden chuckles. [16:14] * Todd snickers. [16:14] LC: I'm the one who said that. :P [16:14] Get on the ball, LC! ^_- [16:14] ... well, I think I did, anyway. I think [16:14] ok but if your within a school age i would reconmend you try coming to my school [16:14] i am currently going to start Science [16:14] teaching about Atoms [16:15] However, as I have said, please forgive us our cynicism at your claims of being a teacher for the moment. Being on the Internet means you must realize that anyone could be saying anything with a grain of salt. [16:15] ready for your exams [16:15] Sorry I graduated 8years ago. [16:15] I've a job already. [16:15] * Todd whaps Sho. Shaddap. [16:16] * DamienRoc blinks. [16:16] k [16:16] And most of us here appear to have nothing to learn from you at the moment. [16:16] until when [16:16] If we do, we will join your #school channel. [16:16] Good Boy [16:17] ... [16:17] ... [16:17] ...o.o [16:17] ... [16:17] ...wow. [16:17] Urge to LART... rising... [16:17] Oh, for... [16:17] * LawrenceC barks at Mr. Furgerly. [16:17] *** Leminex has joined #improfanfic [16:17] Hiya [16:17] * Todd very much resists the urge to set this bloody channel moderated. :P [16:17] That, sir, is an offense. [16:17] Todd: You're not the only one. ^^ [16:18] Now, should you offend one of the other members of this fine channel--hi Lem--we will have you booted. [16:18] is that a good way of rexpecing the elderly? [16:18] respecting [16:18] The respect must be mutual. [16:19] I'll keep quiet here... ^^; [16:19] Random question, has the policy on use of colors been changed anytime recently? [16:19] Nope. [16:19] No. [16:19] We give everyone an equal chance. You're not going to get more simply because/if you're older than we are. [16:19] Mand: No. They make Calc break out in fits. [16:19] However, I've filtered out color. [16:19] Todd: Our... ah... esteemed guest's using them in his cahn topic. ^^; [16:19] * Todd raises an eyebrow. "Sooooooooooooou desu?" [16:20] Highschool-education-learning-centre? o_O [16:21] However, Mr. Furgerly, as is, we currently know that some of the actions you're performing WOULD offend the systems administrator. [16:22] for what reason [16:22] Colors in the channel topic, for starters... [16:22] 1. Using colors in your topicline. We tend to stay away from such things. [16:22] Colors in general. [16:23] when i get time i will change it [16:23] but i am teaching now [16:23] in my #school [16:23] You have time to talk to us, and so you have time to change your channel topic. [16:23] Please do so, or you may be banned from the server. [16:23] With 2 people in channel? [16:23] yes and i am waiting for others [16:23] One of which is him. [16:24] So if you're "waiting", then you're not "teaching", are you? [16:24] And one of them out, presumably in class, and the other one being you? [16:24] i am teaching the other person [16:24] as well as waiting [16:24] please do not be lippy [16:24] towards the teacher [16:24] ... [16:24] ... [16:24] _-_;; [16:24] In this channel, you are NOT the teacher. Please understand that. [16:24] Alright, that does it. [16:24] I'm sorry, but I'm laughing. [16:24] Mr. Furgerly... your authority extends to #School only. [16:24] You ARE, however, the weakest link. Goodbye! [16:24] *** Mr-Furgerly was kicked by LawrenceC (LawrenceC) [16:24] * Demota cheers [16:25] Woo! [16:25] Heh. ^_^ [16:25] That was certainly.... [16:25] Huzzah! [16:25] * Leminex scratches his chin [16:25] Hee. [16:25] It was funny how that worked in total reverse. [16:25] Booyah Ops flex muscles like no other [16:25] Total reverse? [16:25] I'll certainly give that a good huzzah. [16:25] My IMMEDIATE response was to kick him. A little bit later Ard started to want to do it. But Chu finally DID do it. [16:25] That was a goddamn trip and a half. [16:25] Heh. [16:25] Yup. [16:25] Hmm... [16:26] Nothing like a good LARTing for entertainment. [16:26] We'll have to direct this guy to Calc. [16:26] You don't know the half of it., [16:26] Cruel and unusual [16:26] hehehe [16:26] So what is the half of it then? [16:27] * Mandoric glances around. "I hope the other two of you who just showed up during this episode will be better behaved, and have a better experience. ^_^" [16:27] He's.../msging me. [16:27] That's between me, Chu, and the wall. And Arwen. Arwen is not the wall. [16:27] ... [16:27] LC, what's he saying? [16:27] * Ardweden points at the wall. "That's the wall. Not me. Honest." [16:27] I should hope not [16:27] Paste into chan? This could be amusing. [16:27] Yeah. [16:27] Paste. [16:27] I want to see [16:27]

HOW DARE YOU [16:27]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE [16:27]

get to #school you have a detention [16:27]

with me [16:27] I'm sure I do. [16:27]

DO AS YOUR TOLD [16:27]

you rude person [16:27] Please understand that harassing people is grounds for server banning. [16:27] And your authority is in #school only. [16:27]

no i am trying to get you to join it to learn [16:27]

and to be educated [16:27] I am learning, sir. [16:27]

no your not in #school [16:28]

so how can you be [16:28] ... hahahahahahahahahahaha [16:28] * Ardweden cracks up. [16:28] * Demota snickers [16:28] *** Mr-Furgerly has joined #improfanfic [16:28] *** Mr-Furgerly has left #improfanfic [16:28] ... BWAHAHAHAHAHA! [16:28] ..I'd say this has been a learning experience for all of us. [16:28] Yeah. ^_^ [16:28] AND GET A HAIRCUT! [16:28] And STAY OFF THE FUCKING GRASS! [16:28] Shhhh! Maybe he'll come back and entertain some more. o_o [16:28] Hee [16:28] Hey, nobody said anything while he was in here. [16:28] LC, are you logging? [16:28] Of course. What do you take me for? [16:28] * Sidhe puts out popcorn on the lawn, and hides in the bushes, "Here Mr. Teacher-man.." [16:29] Or, of course... if he doesn't come to us... we can go to him... ^_^ But of course, I'm not suggesting that. Honest. [16:29] I wanna save the Mr. F things. They're hilarious [16:29] Sir, you are a teacher. And if you are a teacher of science, I presume you have the ability to deduce this yourself. [16:29] *** Todd sets mode: +b *!Psalms22@ACB5386D.ipt.aol.com [16:29] Thank you, Todd. [16:29] Christ. c.c; [16:29] Thanks, Todd. [16:29] Aww, you're no fun. ^_- [16:29] TODD IS WINNER! [16:29] And... uh... I'm logging, as well. Which reminds me, what was the last day I sent #besm logs? [16:29] LICK TODD KILLED 32 FIGHTERS! [16:29] c.c; [16:29] * Demota checks [16:29] ... What? [16:30] It's from Violence Fight. [16:30] LC: Is he saying anything else? [16:30] * Ardweden saves the buffer. There we go. [16:30] Sounds like my kind of game. [16:30] Mand: The 10th. [16:30]

science is one of the subjects i teach [16:30]

your skipping school hours [16:30]

that will be added on to your detention [16:30] One of the fighters was called Lick Joe, and that was onbe of his victory screen. [16:30] Your'e missing some logs, though [16:30] This guy is bonkers. [16:30] Chu, I think he's trying to cyber with you. [16:30] LC: Explain to him again that his authority is in #School only. [16:30] Over and beyond bonkers. [16:30] And say only that. [16:30] Todd: It's populated by mafioso, hooch-runners, and *reckless drivers*. [16:31] Don't give him more ammo [16:31] OH NO! [16:31] ROCK. [16:31] ...see, one has to wonder if he actually believes the stuff he's saying or is desperately trying to attempt to play a joke on us. [16:31] Those FEINDS! [16:31] * Todd is a reckless driver. [16:31] Reckless driving? [16:31] 10th... okay, I'll mail up to the end of the week before I go home tomorrow [16:31] * Charles tries to find the site [16:31] 'Reckless driver' is the definition of me in GTA3. ^_^ [16:32] He's gone! *dance*...I think. [16:32] Is he /msging anyone else [16:32] ? [16:32] Yeah, gone. [16:32] At least, gone under that name. [16:32] I do believe you're taking this school metaphor too far. [16:32]

no learning is important [16:32] Please remember that the Internet is not a school; nor is a single person a teacher. [16:32]

your skipping school [16:32] Learning is important; this is why I go to college. [16:32]

and that is not allowed [16:32] As you wish. But I am principal of my channel. And in that channel, you have been dismissed. [16:32] And soon, the superintendant will come upon you, and you will be fired permanently. [16:32] * Demota snickers. [16:32] Hee. [16:32] I like that one [16:32] * NinjaDebugger snickers. [16:33] That was disturbingly Pulp Fiction-esque. [16:33] http://zeroes.overclocked.org/violencefight.htm [16:33] May I also take this time of celebration to announce that EXCEL SAGA HAS A RELEASE DATE! [16:33] sweet [16:33] ... Ooooh, what day? [16:33] Alright, so we've got #IFF, #School, and the /msg to LC. [16:33] Yay! [16:33] When?! [16:33] 6/11. [16:33] Who's got #school? [16:33] What other Fergurly psycho stuff is tehre? [16:33] Cham does [16:33] ...d'oh! That's a long time. [16:33] CHam. [16:33] He's sending me a log. I think [16:33] * ChaMechSys raises his hand. [16:33] Cham. Who is very brave. [16:33] *** SporkChan has joined #improfanfic [16:33] That was damn trippy. [16:33] [SporkChan] Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Strom Thurmond Congress wagh'nagl fhtagn. [16:33] * SporkChan waves in. [16:33] I've got main chan if you need. [16:33] Hiya [16:34] You just missed the MOST FUCKED UP GUEST EVER, Spork. [16:34] Cham, LC: Send logs? ^_^ [16:34] Yes. You did. >_< [16:34] Cham: I want to see the log of that channel. [16:34] Oh? How so? [16:34] So what IS he doing in #school? [16:34] Let's start with his entrance: *** Mr-Furgerly (Psalms22@ACB5386D.ipt.aol.com) has joined #improfanfic [16:34] * Drone-LTD will remember this for a whiiiiile. [16:34] I'll have nightmares about this shit. [16:35] I decided to resume my presence in the channel at just the right time [16:35] He comes in, asking whether or not he can start up a channel called #school. [16:35] Wai [16:35] Then he decides he's the teacher of the entire IRC server. [16:35] LC: Send log thing? [16:35] * Todd runs for the border. ...Alright, Wendy's. [16:35] Demo: Lemme harvest. [16:35] Zereth - what WAS he doing? He was asking me what I knew about atoms. I was still explaining when he left the server. ^^; [16:35] It was funny. I haven't seen a full-blooded luser for a long time now. [16:35] ... *snerk* [16:35] * Todd waves out. [16:35] *** Todd has left #improfanfic [16:35] We should post all this stuff up somewhere. [16:35] I already started. [16:36] http://demota.sandwich.net/Furgerly [16:36] "#improfanfic - Raw, Uncut, Uncensored." [16:36] Alas, poor Furgerly.. [16:36] * Demota uploads Cham's log thing [16:36] Oh, and if anyone wants to toss me interesting log bits I'll put 'em up on my personal server after break. [16:36] Hm... End of #Improfanfic buffer Thu Mar 14 16:37:03 2002