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[A peaceful scene of two lovers enjoying a picnic
 in a green field on a perfect sky-blue day. There's
 a cool breeze. Not a single dead blade of grass in 
 sight. The birds are singing, and little bunny 
 rabbits are hopping around. The lovers talk and
 laugh, and a rainbow is seen in the sky.]

Girl: Oh, isn't this just a beautiful day?

Boy: Not as beautiful as you...

[MARLO SEMAJ leaps out from behind a tree. He grabs
 the wooden rainbow prop, hefts it, then swings it
 into the girl's jaw.]

Marlo: TASTE THE RAINBOW! TASTE IT, BITCH!

[Skittles: Taste the rainbow, or your life is forfeit!]

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Hiroshi throwing up!
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Marlo on a flaming bed of thumbtacks!
Mr. Satan's Grand Victory!
Orochi's sealing into Voiduck!
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Sexiest Woman Competition!
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Bean Spanking Lillith!
Rei kicking Sephiroth in the nuts!
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......

PANTIES!

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