Session Start: Wed Aug 01 17:39:45 2007 Session Ident: #Aeoth [17:39:45] * Now talking in #Aeoth [17:42:39] * Zegon (zegond@c-24-15-245-98.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Aeoth [18:08:45] * ChucklesAFK is now known as Boonkin [18:10:03] * NinjaDebugger is now known as Clarissa [18:10:43] * Demota is now known as Lucy [18:11:56] * Minaku is now known as Karja [18:36:07] * Schneeble is now known as Malcolm [18:39:21] [Where did I leave you guys off, hmmm...] [18:39:49] ( It was January 9, and we were leaving January 10 ) [18:39:56] [Right!] [18:40:00] [we'd just gotten the group together with a map, a plan, but no paladin) [18:40:28] [Yeah, you guys need that last one. Clarissa would probably realize that lack of healing magic can be a real downer.] [18:45:38] [Anyways! January 10th, preparing to leave the city. Things seem to be in good order and the party's ready to leave. Provisions have been done, but Khrosk has since decided NOT to go with you after winning over 10,000 gp last night in a game of Three Dragon Ante that quickly grew out of porportion. Smart he may not be, but it's better to be lucky than to be good, right? Bidding his farewell and after you've made your preperations...] [18:46:20] Well, I've got my rations, how about everyone else? [18:47:28] I've got just about anything I need. [18:47:54] I am prepared. [18:48:01] [you're ready to head northward to this forgotten ancient city. The name is mostly lost to time, but Boonkin remembered something about a city to the north named Arius-Shar. This very well could be from that legend. Kardos has not been seen since, presumably he set off on his own direction.] [18:48:07] [Session start!] [18:49:49] What manner of transport is everyone going to be using? I sold my horses when I left the southern continent [18:49:53] ( Kardos can go bugger himself. ) [18:49:54] as I had little need for them up here [18:50:34] I am providing horses, once we're out of sight of the city. [18:50:56] Ah, alright [18:51:42] * Clarissa sets off away from the city, greenish-toned staff held lightly over one shoulder. [18:51:49] * Lucy follows alon [18:51:50] g [18:52:07] * Hank tosses a small bit of fruit up to the weasel on his shoulder, and heads off after Clarissa. "She's mighty handy when it comes to saving gold." [18:53:01] I see. [18:53:01] * Malcolm_ (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #Aeoth [18:53:08] * Karja (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [18:53:16] * Boonkin hucks his big-book-satchel over his shoulder, grunts, and follows [18:53:40] * Karja (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #aeoth [18:53:56] * Malcolm (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [18:54:09] * Malcolm__ (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #Aeoth [18:54:14] * Malcolm__ is now known as Malcolm [18:56:25] * Malcolm_ (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [18:58:20] * Clarissa walks only until she's JUUUUST out of sight of the city, then stops and draws a pentagram in the dirt with her staff. She sets the staff to one side, letting it do its standing on its own trick, casually pricks one finger, energizes the summoning circle, and casually summons three fine riding horses and a warhorse, all pure white with rainbow manes and tails. [18:59:12] Fine Steeds [18:59:33] I summon only the best. [18:59:46] * Lucy watches. "Nice." [18:59:49] * Clarissa mounts the warhorse casually, in spite of her small size. [19:00:00] * Karja (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [19:00:21] * Karja (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #aeoth [19:00:23] * Hank hops on up and adjusts his cloak. "It's always nice to travel in style." [19:00:45] * Boonkin sprouts wings since he's outside of town [19:00:47] * Boonkin yawns [19:01:23] * Karja (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [19:01:39] * Karja (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #aeoth [19:01:42] * Malcolm__ (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #Aeoth [19:03:20] * Malcolm (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [19:03:31] * Malcolm__ is now known as Malcolm [19:04:16] ...you could have told me I didn't need to use the spell -before- I cast it, Boonkin. [19:04:27] My ability to fly isn't excessively fast [19:04:32] a mount is swifter for travel [19:04:43] the wings are in case we suffer any inconveniences during said travel [19:05:45] * Boonkin sits on a horse [19:06:27] Good enough. [19:09:56] [And so you go. Northward you continue down a web of small roads, going from one small hamlet to the next. Travel is almost non-existant, what with meeting one or two groups in about two weeks. The weather certainly doesn't help you make headway either; the snow and ice make finding quick shelter a necessity if things happen to pick up. [19:09:58] ] [19:12:30] [Upon arriving at what you can tell is the last civilized settlement on the journey northward, you prepare to stay in a local in that's mantained by a bright, if bickering, family of people. There's only one other group of people here with you, and there's only one table to sit at for meal time. Likewise, the rooms aren't so much 'rooms' as they're small doorless enclaves with beds inside of one very large downstairs common room.] [19:13:27] * Boonkin makes sure his pack is securely lock, buckled, strapped, sealed with demonic sigils, and dipped in molten steel to protect his precious boooks [19:14:13] [Fortunaely the place is kept warm regardless. The other group that's with you happens to be a human and dwarf, and clearly of somewhat martial and holy in terms of adventuring capability.] [19:19:23] * Lucy blinks and smiles. And waves. "Hi there!" [19:19:44] * Karja blinks back, debating whether to say hi. [19:20:07] * Boonkin waves at the other shorty [19:20:37] * Hank claims a bed, kicks back, and starts idly doing sleight of hand tricks with a gold piece. [19:21:09] [Currently it's meal time. The kids that the two humans have are running rampant about giving not so much a who-ha about people's privacy. Espically Hank, where two of them have gathered to look at him do parlor tricks. [19:21:11] ] [19:21:23] * Karja pretends to be not listening, but fails. [19:22:15] * Karja leans over and whispers to Malcolm, "That gnome be lookin' at me funny." [19:22:24] At least, methinks it's a gnome. [19:23:11] * Malcolm is the more holy-looking of the two, though more by virtue of being leaner, better dressed, and with fewer scars. He smiles faintly at Karja. "Maybe he's enchanted. Stranger things have happened." [19:23:48] I heard you were going up to the north. We're headed up there too. Checking stuff out is best done in groups. What do you say? [19:23:50] * Lucy smiles warmly. [19:24:27] * Karja (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [19:24:42] * Hank , who has sandy-blonde hair brushed straight back and a short boxed beard and is dressed in drab leather clothing with a greyish cloak, pulls the gold piece out of one of the kid's noses. "Saving that for a rainy day, were you?" He flips it to the kid. [19:24:46] * Karja (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #aeoth [19:25:57] * Clarissa sighs. "Lucy, not everybody we meet is going to be interested in raiding ancient ruins in search of knowledge." [19:26:09] * Boonkin pulls out a notepad, sketches a quick layout of the building, making various notes and crosshatches, muttering something about architecture under his breath before putting it away [19:26:29] Ancient ruins? Well, we are headed for some of those... [19:26:39] * Malcolm casts a glance at Karja. [19:27:04] Maybe not so much for knowledge as more material rewards, though. [19:27:14] Well, ancient ruins can have anything. [19:27:18] And anyone wants just about anything. [19:27:26] So there's a good chance that anyone wants ancient ruins. [19:27:29] * Karja looks a bit confused. [19:27:32] What do I want with rock? [19:27:33] * The kid laughs and shows the gold coin off to her brother, who sticks his tongue out at her and chases after her as she runs away, eventually the pair dashing between Lucy and Karja/Malcolm. [19:28:15] You stop that this instant! I told you no running around while we have guests! You might bre- *CRASH*k something... -_-; [19:28:27] Oh dear... [19:28:34] * Clarissa winces. [19:28:39] * Lucy looks at the damage. [19:28:47] * Malcolm moves just out of the way of the children without looking the slightest bit annoyed. His expression changes a bit at the sound of the crash. [19:29:03] Oh. [19:29:34] * Hank grins to himself. [19:29:53] Might you be able to fix that, Malcolm? [19:30:08] OKAY, WHO BROKE THE WATERJUG?! *all the kids go silent and point at the most likely and guilty-looking candidate, who is waving a wooden sword around until he realizes what's going on and smiles sheepishly.* TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW! NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS MISTER! [19:30:53] But moooooo- Ah! *she raises her hand. and the kid sulks off upstairs where there is probably a similar setup to the downstairs arrangements. [19:30:59] * Malcolm waits for the scolding to die down a bit. "Well, I'm not much of a potter." [19:31:31] I'm sorry about that, kids you know. *she looks exasperated* Please, make yourselves at home. *she goes back to hearding the children upstairs.* [19:31:35] Eh. [19:31:42] Figured mebbe we could earn some coppers for fixin' pots. [19:32:02] Isn't there some spell that does that? [19:32:21] Yes, Lucy, but I can't cast it without pay. [19:32:23] You know. Like with magick or summat. [19:32:47] How much is that? [19:33:14] Five gold. [19:33:33] * Hank snaps his fingers at the jug. "I've got it. You already owe me enough gold." [19:33:51] You sure you can't fix that? [19:33:55] * Malcolm chuckles. "Yes, it's called the 'pad Karja's purse' prayer." [19:33:58] * Karja looks at the human dubiously. [19:34:04] Damn right. [19:35:00] Curiously, my god doesn't seem to grant those prayers nine times out of ten. No matter how nicely I ask him. [19:35:35] * Malcolm seems faintly amused by the conversation, though it sounds like one the human and dwarf have had more than once. [19:35:42] Funny, my god grants most of my prayers starting with "Khord, please to make my smashing arm even stronger than it already is." [19:35:54] Too bad I don't fix stuff. You do. C'mon. i'm hungry. [19:36:43] You could think of it like breaking. If it's current state it the shattered state, then wouldn't putting it back together be considered breaking it's current state? [19:36:45] [Hank fixes teh jug with his magic gingersnaps! Or his ruggedness, or something...] [19:37:07] * Karja (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [19:37:21] * Karja (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #aeoth [19:37:32] Hooray for non-guild mages. [19:37:34] * Clarissa rolls her eyes. [19:37:46] [The mother doesn't seem to notice, mind. She's too busy with other things, like telling her kids gold coins are not for chewing.] [19:37:46] You talkin' to me, weird gnome-y thing? [19:38:01] Yep [19:38:12] See there? These things have a way of sorting themselves out. [19:38:12] Not much else to do around here [19:38:16] * Boonkin shrugs, pulls out a book [19:38:18] I can't break something already broken. [19:38:21] * Malcolm nods appreciatively at Hank. [19:39:39] It's merely a matter of changing the way in which you look at it [19:39:49] Is it truly broken, or is it in it's proper state for the current moment in time? [19:40:01] * Boonkin thumbs open his book and scribbles in a random margin [19:40:17] * Karja feels her brain breaking. [19:40:25] How did I end up with a perspective babbler in my company? [19:40:43] I was in bed with Lucy [19:41:01] Hm? Are you in charge of the group that your friend mentioned? [19:41:12] * Malcolm nods to Lucy to indicate which "friend" he means. [19:41:17] I'm the closest thing that passes to "in charge". [19:41:26] She's a prodigy [19:41:47] * Clarissa facepalms. [19:42:03] Well, I got stuck in a room with you. Then we got differnet rooms [19:42:49] Same sentiment, different wording [19:42:51] * Boonkin waves hand [19:42:58] * Boonkin sniffs the air [19:43:07] Mistress, what manner of fare is it tonight? [19:43:09] * Karja sniffs despondently at the air. [19:43:09] [Food is almost done, from the smell of it.] [19:44:15] We're heading up to the ruins of an old city, to find whatever is there to find. [19:45:18] That sums up our situation, as well. Although we would probably be there by now if we'd stopped to get directions sooner. [19:45:26] You didn't get a map? [19:45:57] Ah, no. We left in a hurry. [19:46:01] Oh? We have something special for you tonight, since we rarely get visitors. Seasoned roast mammoth in vegetables with chicken soup. [19:46:31] * Hank looks up. "... mammoth?" [19:46:50] Sounds large. [19:46:58] Oh, they are quite large. [19:46:59] * Karja grumbles. [19:47:03] Mmm, delicious [19:47:04] North is as good a direction as any. [19:47:09] Hopefully it fills up all that space with flavor. [19:47:23] She said north, we went north. [19:47:40] What the heck is a mammoth, and is it tasty? [19:48:02] Ooh. That sounds nice. [19:48:07] * Malcolm nods in a crooked sort of way. "Granted, we seem to have gotten close enough. Close enough to meet somebody else going the same direction, at least. So, ah... I'm sorry, we should really introduce ourselves properly." [19:48:21] * Karja glares at the human. [19:48:26] My name is Karja. [19:48:32] * Karja looks gruff and hungry. [19:48:37] And I'm Malcolm. [19:48:50] Boonkiniferous Aluminiumphosphate the Third [19:48:53] You can call me boonkin [19:48:58] * Boonkin nods from behind his book [19:49:14] I'm Hank. Charmed, I'm sure. [19:50:00] I am called Clarissa Natalia Violet Alyssa Cherise Kaitlyn Huntington the Third, Summoner Errant of the Arcane Order. [19:50:13] * Clarissa nods politely. [19:50:29] [Clarissa fucking rocks.] [19:50:49] I'm Lucy Diamantes. [19:51:39] * Malcolm returns the nod. "It is a pleasure to meet you all. Ah." He addresses Clarissa, "No offense intended, but I hope you'll let us call you Clarissa." [19:51:41] [Lucy rocks, but not in the same way.] [19:51:52] You're going to have to say that again, little girl magic type. [19:52:00] Do you see my head? [19:52:03] * Karja indicates her noggin. [19:52:14] Don't mind her, it's very thick. [19:52:18] You can call me Clarissa. Everybody else does. [19:52:21] * Karja smacks Malcolm. [19:52:32] * Malcolm grins impishly and takes his lumps. [19:52:32] I was GOING to say, "It is small and your name is too big." [19:52:36] Thank you, Clarissa. [19:53:08] There's no such thing as a name that's too big. I always feel sorry for Hank when we do introductions. [19:53:32] * Boonkin feels inadequate [19:53:40] [Action Hank don't need no long name.] [19:53:48] [For he is Rugged.] [19:54:18] * Boonkin waits for soup [19:54:52] [Soup arrives after you have all been seated! Big table, but fotunately you can hear eachother now that there's no more constant childrenbickering around you.] [19:55:01] * Lucy looks at the soup. :9 [19:55:13] * Boonkin vacuum [19:55:17] [The soup looks chickeny.] [19:55:42] * Malcolm rubs his hands together eagerly and thanks his host for the soup before digging in. [19:55:56] * Karja 's soup is there one second, gone the next. [19:56:11] * Karja finishes the tail end of her prayer. "...that I don't burn the top of my mouth, so mote it be." [19:56:41] So, have you been traveling together long? [19:57:03] Lucy, Hank, and I have been together for some time. [19:57:05] I've been with em for two weeks now [19:57:13] Yep. Though... hm. Not sure exactly how long. [19:57:19] Feels like it's been a while. [19:57:19] And they've yet to kill me, so I assume they must be good peoples. [19:57:22] * Boonkin nods sagely [19:57:33] I've been tempted. [19:58:40] * Boonkin grins [19:58:43] Strange, I feel the same way sometimes. [19:58:48] You gonna finish that? [19:58:55] * Karja jerks her chin in the direction of Malcolm's bowl. [19:58:58] Well? [19:59:00] Too late. [19:59:05] * Karja reaches over and sucks it dry. [19:59:18] * Malcolm sighs. "Clearly it's the sign of a tight-knit team." [19:59:41] My name's perfectly adequate, Clarissa. Makes it harder to pick me out of a lineup. [20:00:54] Which ... I guess isn't so important these days. [20:01:01] * Lucy finishes her soup. [20:01:03] You see? [20:01:07] Did Lucy speak for your group? You wouldn't mind the company up toward the ruins? [20:01:07] You need at LEAST two more names. [20:01:14] [Plenty of food is had for you all! Although she certainly is surprised with how much Boonkin and Karja eat.] [20:01:22] SOmetimes I speak, sometimes I don't. JUst as the mood hits me. [20:01:25] If you're competent, we don't mind having you along. [20:01:27] * Hank has been working on his soup. [20:01:45] Wait, competence is a requirement. Whydja ask me along? [20:01:47] * Boonkin ducks [20:01:56] I like my one name just fine. [20:02:00] [Because they don't know you very well, do they?] [20:02:19] * Karja cleans her plate with a dogged perseverance, matching everyone else's consumption and doubling it. [20:03:03] Oh my. I hope you have room for the main course! [20:03:23] * Boonkin eats twice as much at Karja. We're going exponential here people. [20:03:32] * Karja belches. "If there ain't room, I'll make room. Bring it on!" [20:03:34] * Karja looks sidelong at the gnome. [20:03:45] * Karja dutifully shovels food from Malcolm's plate into her mouth. [20:03:54] Well, we've been run out of more civilized places than I care to count and, I find it safe to say, we haven't died yet. [20:04:09] You can heal? [20:04:23] * Hank looks between Boonkin and Karja. "These mammoth had better be huge, or you're going to run these poor people out of inn and home." [20:04:35] * Boonkin looks abashed [20:04:39] Ah, sorry bout that [20:04:53] * Malcolm nods firmly. "When it's required. And it often is." He glances sidelong at his dwarven companion. [20:05:03] What. [20:05:05] * Karja wipes her mouth. [20:05:13] You weren't using your mouth for its intended purpose. [20:05:29] Then you're welcome to come along. [20:06:07] Though if Boonkin and Karja insist on getting into pointless prick measuring contests all the time, we might have to kill them both in their sleep. [20:06:30] * Hank looks up from the food battle. "Wait, what? More people? Man, when am I going to have the time to pick ALL your pockets?" [20:06:49] I don't have a prick. [20:06:53] * Clarissa shoots Hank a warning look. [20:06:54] But if I pray hard enough... [20:06:57] * Boonkin stands up [20:06:57] * Karja considers this. [20:06:58] I WIN! [20:07:05] LIKE HELL. [20:07:21] * Karja stands up. [20:07:29] I'm taller. [20:07:30] * Hank raises an eyebrow back at Clarissa. "What? Too candid?" [20:07:34] * Lucy watches with interest. [20:07:44] * Clarissa gives Hank a look that says "I see what you did there." [20:07:54] * Boonkin flies up a few feet [20:07:57] * She brings out a HUGE slab of meat on a cart. We're talking a chunk of meat that's over a foot thick and several feet long if it was in one piece. With it are three loaves of bread and two large bowls of vegetables and gravy. She goes over and starts slicing people chunks of meat, giving everyone a nice serving and triple for the two eating machines. [20:08:00] I have the advantage in this arena as well! [20:08:07] * Hank casually cuffs Boonkin on the back of the head while looking back at Clarissa with a "ORLY?" [20:08:14] * Boonkin falls [20:08:17] * Boonkin X_X [20:08:28] * Boonkin mutters something about "bloody sneak attack" [20:08:29] * Malcolm__ (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #Aeoth [20:08:33] * Karja returns to her seat for more food goodness. [20:08:54] * Boonkin waters at mouth [20:08:55] * Clarissa tilts her head back and shoots Hank a "YA RLY" [20:09:50] Anyhow [20:09:52] * Boonkin grins confidently [20:09:55] My nose is bigger [20:10:08] * Malcolm__ tucks into his meal quickly, clearly trying to get something into his stomach before Karja inhales her treble serving. [20:10:13] Makes ya uglier, and I don't want to win in THAT contest. [20:10:13] * Hank shrugs and takes a cut of meat from the lady. "Wow. That's ... some kind of roast beast." [20:10:24] * Malcolm (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [20:10:26] * Karja pre-emptively takes some food from Malcolm's plate. [20:10:38] * Malcolm__ is now known as Malcolm [20:11:02] * Boonkin seems befuddled [20:11:06] * Boonkin mutters, "ugly?" [20:11:15] * Boonkin shakes it off, eats [20:11:38] Yes, they're... very large. Maybe you'll run into one further north? [20:12:27] Are the beasts docile or aggressive? [20:12:43] How big are these things? [20:12:44] [The meat is heavily seasoned and very salty. in terms of texture it's a lot like a tougher and leaner version of cow.] [20:12:46] * Boonkin said around a bone, which he cracks open with his teeth to get at delicious marrow [20:13:13] * Clarissa enjoys some meat, but doesn't even come close to keeping up with the trough-eaters. [20:13:29] * Karja works the meat around her mouth, and looks for something to wash the salt down with. [20:14:04] * Hank muses while he eats. "I think I've had some of this before. There was a hunk of salted meat in the root cellar of ... well, let's just say it was a long way from here. Tasted a lot like this." [20:15:27] * Lucy eats. "Tasty.... wonder if I can maybe find a few in the wild, maybe bring them back home, start breeding them." [20:15:49] Or maybe ride them home. [20:15:59] I bet we could fit two, three of us on one, no problem. [20:16:10] ...I know you haven't smoked anything today, Lucy. [20:16:11] Um... It's hard to say. Mammoth is a good way to describe. They must be over 6 meters tall and at least eight tonnes (here in the nort, we use the Metric system!). They're docile, though, so we only kill what we need to survive. [20:16:14] * Malcolm directs his next question at Clarissa. "What can you tell us about these ruins? I'm afraid we don't know much more than that there are probably minotaurs or the like holed up there. And, supposedly, riches." [20:16:35] Aah. [20:16:50] So like COws. But really really big. And less angry males. [20:16:51] Arius-Shar [20:16:55] * Boonkin goes back to eating [20:17:02] It's supposed to be the capital of a long dead nation. [20:17:48] We know there's definitely some knowledge there, though Kardos left with the reason we were going. [20:18:00] * Karja (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [20:18:06] Well, maybe he'll be back. Can't hurt to learn anyways [20:18:11] * Karja (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #aeoth [20:18:17] * Malcolm__ (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #Aeoth [20:19:25] * Karja keeps her ears pricked, but is much more focused on eating, and outeating. [20:20:09] * Malcolm (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [20:20:18] * Malcolm__ is now known as Malcolm [20:21:41] * Malcolm nods gratefully at the information. [20:29:33] * Boonkin looks like he's about to toss, but instead a brilliant plume of flame erupts from his mouth with a resounding belch [20:29:38] * Boonkin coughs [20:29:39] Excuse me [20:30:00] ... [20:30:11] [Suddenly a thump can be heard as a barrel rolls accross the floor, the father running after it frantically.] [20:30:29] * Karja grimaces, carves out more food for herself, and goes about shoveling it down her throat. It looks as if she is not even stopping to chew. With a pained expression on her face, she swallows, and her body makes curious gurgling sounds as it expands in her armor. She manages to choke down another few plates before calling it quits. [20:30:38] * Lucy moves to help stop the barrel. [20:30:54] [Lucy stops the barrel roll. What a pooper. :(] [20:31:00] Full [20:31:02] * Boonkin pats his belly [20:31:14] I win. [20:31:17] Here you go! :D [20:31:24] Well. I think I don't need to eat again for a week after seeing that. [20:31:25] * Karja opens her mouth and bathes Malcolm's face in a blast of mammoth-tinged stomach gasses. [20:31:27] [Karja definetly ate more than Booniepie.] [20:31:29] * Lucy lifts the barrel. "Where's this need to go?" [20:31:47] It's not fair, you're at least twice as wide as me [20:31:51] * Boonkin flees like a motha [20:31:52] Over with the other ones. I don't know how it started rolling accross the floor. [20:31:58] * Malcolm looks from the gnome's plate to the dwarf's, and back again. "Nice work, Kar--" He grimaces at the nasty belch. "Never mind. I take it back. Burn in hell." [20:32:05] * Karja dabs at her mouth delicately. [20:32:10] Fuck you. [20:32:12] * Karja grins. [20:32:19] On second thought, I'd rather not. [20:32:20] Alright. [20:32:40] Stupid gnome. [20:32:45] * Lucy gives the barrel a quick tap, curious, while she's headed over to the rest of them. [20:32:55] [The barrel is full of booze.] [20:34:16] * Malcolm__ (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #Aeoth [20:36:08] * Clarissa isn't so sure about these two. Or Boonkin. [20:36:20] * Malcolm (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [20:36:25] * Malcolm__ is now known as Malcolm [20:36:29] Sounds fine to me... [20:36:32] * Lucy puts it down over there [20:36:51] * Boonkin is flying around outside [20:36:59] * Boonkin a nice after-meal flight...from the dwarf [20:37:03] * Boonkin harumph [20:37:14] * Karja leans back in her chair. It creaks ominously. [20:37:20] You alright? [20:37:34] I'm good. [20:37:35] * Hank looks around, shrugs, and looks to the innpeople. "I think I'll take a bottle of something good." [20:37:43] Just... I don't know when my stomach's going to go back to normal. [20:38:18] * Malcolm waves his hand to clear away the last reminders of Karja's belch. "Sorry about our manners," he apologizes to the room at large. "We've been wandering around the mountains for a few days with little more company than each other. I'm afraid we've forgotten how to be civilized. Well, I've forgotten. She never really knew." [20:39:06] An' that's a face. [20:39:08] fact. [20:39:10] FACT. [20:39:54] Is it, now? [20:41:06] YES. [20:41:20] * Karja 's cheeks puff out as she tries to burp discreetly, and fails at that too. [20:41:26] * Malcolm seems to consider the dwarf's first intonation thoughtfully. "A face, hm. That's an interesting turn of phrase, really. Faces are often used to characterize concepts that we mortals have trouble truly understanding. Like death, or truth, that sort of thing. I... no, it all falls apart there. Your barbarism isn't really very complicated." [20:41:53] * Karja mutters. "Shup." [20:42:05] [Karja is totally drunk.] [20:42:09] * Malcolm only grins. [20:42:19] * Boonkin comes back in from the cold [20:42:22] * Hank stares at Malcolm a moment, then looks up. "Put some speed on that bottle, please!" [20:42:27] You want me to smash or not? [20:42:42] * Boonkin heads over to his nook, and unlatches the large pack shoved over his shoulder, retrieving a steel-bound leather grimoire that's about as large as him [20:42:54] * Boonkin props himself up on the bed and unlocks the book, and gets to readin' [20:43:39] Of course I do. [20:44:10] Then ye better nicer. [20:44:12] * Karja grumps. [20:44:57] ... better be. [20:44:59] Nicer. [20:45:01] That is. [20:45:04] God dammit. [20:45:08] * Karja starts swearing. [20:46:11] * Malcolm looks a little worried, but only briefly. [20:46:43] * Hank pours himself some booze, and sips at it. "You'd think she'd hold her liquor better, you know?" [20:47:06] Look, once you've been hit in the head a lot, you start losing the skill of speech. [20:47:08] There's no room left for it after that feast [20:47:20] There's a dent in my head. [20:47:25] I'll let you feel it, for 5 gold. [20:48:12] * Hank holds up the cup for the weasel who is suddenly at his shoulder. "I'll just wait until you pass out and feel it for free." He smirks. [20:48:30] * Boonkin eyes Hank sideways [20:48:57] Free, what's that. [20:48:57] * Karja mutters. [20:48:57] I'm fairly certain I've felt it before, Karja. [20:49:08] I think he's talking about a different kind a free. [20:49:13] Not the free under your robes kind of free. [20:49:28] Ah, no. As in, he wants to feel your head without paying you first. [20:50:21] I'll smash his hand if he does. [20:50:29] Are you two sure you're not the floorshow? [20:50:45] * Boonkin places a bookmark carefully inside the page. Closes the book, relocks it. Stares at the cover for a few moments. And then strikes himself square between the eyes, falling back cold [20:50:46] Keep talking, and you'll be missin' some kneecaps soon. [20:51:10] * Malcolm sounds infinitely patient as he explains. "He said he's going to wait until you're unconscious. You wouldn't be able to smash his hand if you're unconscious." [20:51:24] * Hank shrugs. "Your loss. You'd go over really well in some of the bigger dives in the cities." He sips at his cup again. [20:51:46] I absolutely refuse to be corrupted before I'm thirteen. I'm going to bed. [20:51:56] * Clarissa pushes away from the table and does just that. [20:52:07] I will wake up. [20:52:09] I swear it. [20:52:33] You can't escape corruption, little missy! [20:52:36] Circle of Protection: Lecher [20:52:36] * Karja waves her mug around. [20:52:50] Good NIght, Clarissa. [20:52:54] I'll have you know that I have a VERY LOUD SINGING VOICE! [20:53:11] Well, I can't say it hasn't been a blast, but I do think it's time to hit the hay. [20:53:18] * Malcolm grins at Hank before waving at Clarissa's back. "Goodnight. We'll see you tomorrow, then." [20:53:30] * Clarissa turns around, casts a quick spell, and just as Karja takes another drink, it tastes astonishingly like an extremely hot pepper native to the VERY warm regions. [20:53:35] Good night. [20:53:41] * Clarissa goes to bed. [20:53:46] * Malcolm stifles a yawn with the back of his fist. [20:53:53] * Hank tosses back the rest of the cup. "Only if I'm not invisible." He gris and waves, then heads to bed. [20:53:55] Yes, I guess you're right. [20:53:58] * Karja nearly spits it out, then swallows it down. No drink gets the best of her. [20:54:14] * Karja then begins eating some more mammoth to get rid of the taste. [20:55:45] * Malcolm hauls himself to his feet. "See you in the morning, Karja." [20:56:04] * Karja grunts noncommittally, chewing. [20:56:33] * Boonkin is now known as IsawaChuckles [20:56:41] [Session end!] [20:56:59] * Malcolm is now known as Schneeble [20:57:00] * Lucy is now known as Demota [20:57:02] wheeee [20:57:04] * Clarissa is now known as NinjaDebugger [20:57:41] * Schneeble (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.6/2007072518]) [20:58:00] * Karja is now known as Minaku [20:58:12] * Minaku (chatzilla@c-24-99-106-107.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.6/2007072518]) [20:58:43] * Hank (chamelaeon@ip68-225-175-166.om.om.cox.net) Quit (Quit: ) [20:59:18] * NinjaDebugger is now known as SleepDebugger Session Close: Wed Aug 01 21:09:49 2007