Start of #Exalted buffer: Wed Oct 21 21:37:33 2009 [16:21:24] We got Sharn tonight? [16:21:44] What's a Sharn? [16:21:51] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-24-129-21-122.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [16:22:20] Oi Nova. [16:23:43] AE: Sharn is Nova's D&D game about robots that runs on Wednesdays [16:23:47] ( Game is not actually about robots ) [16:24:04] ah [16:24:25] How late does it run? [16:26:48] Ummm... good question [16:27:12] Shoot, I havent' updated the logs for a single game in a while. :/ [16:28:12] Heyo [16:28:23] Hey Nova [16:28:28] It usually runs until 11 ish [16:28:34] Is everyone here? [16:28:34] Time zone [16:28:38] J'arrive [16:28:38] est [16:28:47] 11ish [16:28:51] hmmm [16:28:55] So, 8 Pacific [16:29:07] works if you wanna have me :) [16:29:16] oh [16:29:18] Hm [16:29:31] * Mechazawa (rustangel@ip-118-219.atvci.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [16:29:35] I'm sorry, I don't think I can handle any more [16:29:42] no prob [16:30:12] Sorry about that, I shoulda realized when you asked about timing [16:30:21] no prob [16:30:41] Updating page... [16:31:09] I'm here. [16:31:13] http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg/eberron/ [16:31:18] I'm here. [16:31:35] Well rustmeister just pinged, he should be back soon [16:31:39] DH? [16:31:45] and its eberron too :( [16:32:04] Aw man, now you're making me feel guilty [16:32:12] sorry [16:32:18] :P [16:32:33] How much do you know about Eberron? [16:32:50] OH HI. [16:32:50] Mostly only about Warforgeds [16:32:51] Yeah? [16:32:58] Oh, Nova, I forget, were you interested in Rogue Trader? [16:33:00] Cuz I like them [16:33:52] * NovaSeaker shoves DH into #Sharn [16:34:02] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Demota [16:34:02] * Darkheart is now known as Mauz [16:34:06] Hm [16:34:06] Now. [16:34:12] TO see if THIS FUCKING THING WILL OPEN FUCK [16:34:13] How much are you interested in D&D outside of Warforged? [16:34:27] * Yon is now known as Marianysa [16:34:36] We're getting started early? :O [16:34:42] It didn't crash instantly! [16:34:43] YESSSSSSSSSSSS [16:34:45] * Mauz updates. [16:34:48] :O [16:34:54] Cha: I was vaguely interested in Dark Heresy after rolling up that awesome character [16:34:56] What didn't? character builder? [16:35:04] Varies. I wanna do epic things like hop across planes in flying ships rather than imitate Lord of the Rings style stuffles [16:35:05] I still wanna run Dark Heresy too [16:35:16] I really don't think I have the headspace for another system though. :/ [16:35:18] Gametable is up, check the topic [16:35:27] Well, it's just a percentile system [16:35:30] Like every time I try to learn a new system I just get really bored [16:35:33] No harm in giving it a shot [16:35:49] I gave Dark Heresey a shot [16:36:06] And it's not just percentile, there's all these modifiers to your percentile checks that come from this that and the other thing. [16:36:18] Just like DnD had d20 roll modifiers from this that and the other thing. [16:36:43] I'd prefer RT to DH. I ran DH and the game kinda stunk because the setting was kinda emo [16:36:54] heh [16:37:01] Not enough dakka [16:37:01] RT has more of a Star Trekkin feel to it [16:37:18] Star Trekkin with big gunz [16:37:31] Argh, character builder is being difficult. [16:38:04] :( [16:38:13] actually there's a show akin to RT that I used to like but never got around to watching the rest of [16:38:18] Firefly :D [16:38:20] Oh, there we go [16:38:56] ...wow [16:39:03] RT as Firefly might've just sold me on it [16:39:06] 'The setting was too emo'? If anything, it's Black Metal [16:39:06] ... wow [16:39:10] That's a VERY good drawing [16:39:17] And yeah, honestly, 40k is the most black metal setting out there [16:39:17] I so wanna be Jayne [16:39:22] drawing? [16:39:27] er, comparison [16:39:42] I mean, you have SKELETONS who fly around in pyramids serving gods that eat hope. [16:39:46] Might've been my players [16:39:50] Agh fuck, I never thought of what I wanted to do with the protection from elements items from last time [16:40:16] Our party leader was a major buzzkill [16:40:25] What was he doing? [16:40:59] he got grumpy whenever I tried to give players something they couldn't buy with their salary [16:41:10] buzzkill [16:41:20] You have evil giants who kill people by playing guitar at them [16:42:02] Hence why the biggest gun outside of the Heavy Stubber in the team was a Combat Shotgun [16:42:15] and he really didn't like Heavy Stubber guy [16:42:37] plus the party Psyker player was just crazy [16:42:42] Yon: We've got a bit of time before gamestart [16:42:42] in a bad way [16:42:54] Psykers? Crazy? Noooooo [16:42:59] hahahaha [16:43:01] He wanted nothing less than to roll perils of the warp [16:43:11] and kill the whole party with him [16:43:31] Sounds like a fine upstanding Psyker to me. [16:43:33] Okay, that's pretty dickish [16:43:43] Also as the leader put it "He can't wipe his ass without using a psi ability to help him" [16:43:50] * Demota is now known as Aurora [16:43:52] * Mechazawa (rustangel@ip-118-219.atvci.net) has joined #Exalted [16:43:59] * Mechazawa is now known as Phanos [16:44:05] Heya rusty [16:44:09] #Sharn is open [16:44:30] I thought psi powers needed to be used sparingly [16:44:31] Testing. [16:44:52] Cyclone [16:44:58] not to mention that the player hardly paid attention cept when a fight started [16:45:07] Joker [16:45:14] AE beats DH. [16:45:19] :( [16:45:22] Fuck that. [16:45:25] LUNA [16:45:27] TORIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [16:45:33] T- damn [16:45:33] *awesome henshin jingle* [16:45:38] o.O [16:45:50] Also, Nazca is awesome. [16:45:51] And yeah, psi powers are supposed to be used sparingly. [16:46:00] And if that guy doesn't turn good, I will be disappointed. [16:46:02] * Alt-Eisen does the Denliner sound [16:47:09] * Charles is now known as Johen [16:47:42] As I said, the main fault was the player who wandered off whenever we weren't fighting. Plus later he tried starting fights to make the game more interesting for him. His PC met his end via a shotgun blast to the spine point blank [16:47:55] ...from another player [16:48:02] Wow [16:48:11] What was the IC justification? Was he picking a fight with the guy? [16:48:25] He tried to kill an informant [16:48:31] * Aurora nods [16:48:47] Blew his nose off with a hand cannon [16:48:50] Honestly, Dark Heresy isn't really that emo. If you wanna play an emo game, you play Vampire with the wrong guys [16:48:52] Geez [16:49:15] Are Esper and Sandwich the only places where you've found halfway decent people to RP with, ever? [16:49:21] Mostly [16:49:23] yes [16:49:24] Well, this channel specifically [16:50:20] The lazy/crazy friend is always making excuses not to play and my other two friends don't let me over to their place enough to run a coherent D&D game [16:50:54] plus the jerkwad manager of the GW Bunker in my area forbid me from playing rpgs in his store [16:51:04] Don't say that he is lazy. [16:51:08] That's pretty much my situation, all I've had irl are the clusterfuck RPs I played in in highschool, a couple mediocre D&D campaigns that never got anywhere, and an ill-fated attempt to GM the Buffy RPG [16:51:12] because he's really crazy [16:51:34] Damn, now I need to listen to the whole thing again [16:51:47] But anyways, if we can get a Firefly atmosphere in RT, I'd be all for it [16:51:50] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYnD-4RD7JQ&fmt=18 [16:51:53] * Aurora nods [16:52:05] Well, there's one thing, I think, that makes it trickier to get a Firefly feeling in RT. [16:52:09] The Rogue Traders are in power. [16:52:21] Aside from that, it's pretty much a perfect fit [16:52:35] (in which I had a player who insisted that his character was actually from some ridiculous sci-fi story and was treating the game as a 'holodeck' 'training exercise') [16:52:46] ... :psypop: [16:53:05] ew [16:53:17] He's kind of been banned from all future theoretical RPGs that I may run. :| [16:53:20] haha [16:53:22] In otherwords "Not taking a damn thing seriously" [16:53:35] Speaking of which, I still wanna try that mecha game concept you had. :nyoron: [16:53:47] Well he sort of takes it seriously sort of doesn't. [16:53:47] Which one? [16:53:58] Fortunia? [16:53:59] Like, he treats it as a serious way to 'develop' a character [16:54:05] Odd [16:54:15] Yon had this idea for a mecha game based on Romance of the Three Kingdoms [16:54:23] coo [16:54:25] But he doesn't give any fuck about the other PCs, the other players, or what I actually want to do with the campaign. [16:54:32] * Aurora nods :/ [16:55:07] And he just can't figure out why this pisses me off. [16:55:32] Could I play Xu Zhu? :D [16:55:38] or Zhang He? [16:55:53] first I should've asked which Kingdom [16:56:05] Hey Yon [16:56:13] Did you wanna roleplay handing out the items Mari made? [16:56:22] Well, based on. Not like, direct 1:1 lifted off of. Though I haven't heard anything of it in ages [16:56:29] Wu had all the cool people in the DW games followed by Wei then Shu [16:56:39] Like I tried to start a 4e campaign, and he made a ranger. ...and then tells me they're actually one of his generals from his 40k army. :facepalm: [16:56:49] ... wait, what? [16:56:53] oy [16:56:54] This the guy who bought two Baneblades? [16:56:59] Yep. [16:57:01] one of those idiots [16:57:09] * NovaSeaker pokes Yon [16:57:10] And a leman ruse or however you spell it [16:57:16] It's spelled Horo. [16:57:21] Nova: Honestly not really :( [16:57:35] Leman & Russ: Lawyers for Hire [16:57:41] No problem [16:58:21] It's jokes like that which alienated me from the GW Bunker players [16:58:34] That was a joke they seriously made? [16:58:44] that was a joke I made [16:58:47] Oh. [16:58:57] seemed like everybody in that stupid store was either anal retentive or immature [16:59:02] (he's also hardly painted ANY of his army. He just keeps fucking buying more) [16:59:06] Geez. [16:59:28] His roommate at least paints his shit. [16:59:49] I primered my shit at least [16:59:50] Of course his roommate has a much more reasonably sized army. :V [16:59:56] hahaha [17:00:27] (though he does have some gigantic fuckoff Ork thing, I can't remember what it's called) [17:00:31] Gargant? [17:00:49] It looks like a looted Dalek [17:00:51] Or maybe a Stompa [17:01:09] http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?prodId=prod1800005&_requestid=117592 This thing? [17:01:09] I have a Stompa. Still in the box [17:01:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaSeaker [17:01:27] Yeah [17:02:09] Oh, the game takes place in #Sharn if you wanna spectat [17:02:10] e [17:02:53] I'd love a gargant or a stompa [17:06:28] AE: Anyway about that game that Dem mentioned, it's still a purely theoretical idea and I've never fully decided what I want to do with it. [17:06:36] Also I'm just really not that comfortable GMing [17:06:53] So the chances of it ever getting off the ground are very slim. [17:06:59] pooh [17:07:40] could always run it in a simple system [17:08:03] I'm not sure if it's the system that 's the issue [17:08:08] btw speaking of simple systems, is it me or was that last fight in PDQ kinda short? [17:08:22] It was, yeah. I'm not too surprised. [17:08:22] Oh, no, it's not the technical aspects that I have problems with (and the frontrunner for the system is PDQ) [17:08:42] I'm using house rules to make the PCs more powerful, you're a combat specialist, and it's a very simple system to begin with [17:08:51] ah [17:09:07] It's got a design element that's usually called a positive feedback look. [17:09:37] A positive feedback look is a design term for a system element that feeds into itself and speeds up the end of the game. [17:09:53] hmmm [17:10:06] Examples are like, when someone doing well is rewarded for it, or someone doing badly is punished for it [17:10:10] Hoping I get my RT book tomorrow or by the weekend [17:10:18] ah [17:10:31] In PDQ, you take temporary penalties to your qualities when you get damaged [17:10:39] (basically, I'm very bad at improvising and tend to railroad the fuck out players, therefore I really don't like like GMing that much) [17:11:12] So a character that's damaged is going to be able to defend themselves less. [17:11:31] I have the same problems [17:11:53] PDQ works like Risus then, right? [17:12:01] Yeah [17:12:11] It uses a bell curve instead of a flat curve, though [17:14:29] How close to Pardrengo do you guys stay? [17:14:55] Johen stays very close [17:15:07] He's been here before, so he probably knows to stay with a guide as much as possible [17:15:08] Check gametable [17:15:12] I'm sticking close, he's the one who knows what he's doing [17:15:13] Aurora's staying close [17:15:14] Use the GT to place your characters how close to Pardrengo they'd be when he's there [17:15:29] GT IP repost please? [17:15:35] Channel topic [17:17:55] I'm watching Firefly for the heck of it :P [17:18:18] Hold on, getting FT up [17:18:22] GT, rather [17:18:23] my sis got me the box set a year or so back [17:18:26] Kayo [17:18:27] Oh, nice [17:18:29] Nice setup. [17:18:29] never watched the whole thing [17:18:37] The squares around the mounds are where their inclines start [17:18:43] Thanks :) [17:21:53] Oh god there's two johens [17:23:25] You know, I only now realized that I've been misreading Pardrengo's name the whole time. [17:23:56] I kept reading it as PANdrengo. I blame the Pandaren. :| [17:24:08] heh [17:24:18] Rusty, is Phanos hanging that far back? [17:24:57] I didn't know that was his pog. [17:25:04] Trying to find something a bit better. [17:25:16] Oh wait. [17:25:31] I'm the dog smoking the pipe. [17:25:41] Repede, yea [17:27:05] 1d20+5 [17:27:05] Aurora rolls 1D20+5: 18 +5 = 23 [17:27:06] I win [17:27:26] Who made that wolverine pog? >:( [17:27:39] 1d20+6 [17:27:39] Mauz rolls 1D20+6: 7 +6 = 13 [17:27:49] 1d20+13 [17:27:49] Phanos rolls 1D20+13: 10 +13 = 23 [17:27:55] 1d20+5 [17:27:55] Marianysa rolls 1D20+5: 14 +5 = 19 [17:27:58] ... I wonder if "Geez" exists in D&D. [17:28:17] Loading up character builder, sorry for the wait :( [17:28:21] I prefer going with swears usually being religious words taken in vain. [17:28:23] I'm pretty sure Geez is a sensorification of Jesus Christ [17:28:34] Well, Jesus doesn't exist in Eberron. [17:28:36] I think. [17:28:37] So for Geeze I go with Host! [17:28:42] You've read more Eberron than I have [17:28:48] Heh [17:28:57] I just come up with this stuff to give NPCs flavor [17:29:14] Hey Nova, should I go and start locking all of the rocks? [17:29:33] I actually used "host and flame" instead of jesus christ in-character for one of my RL games, and my players really liked it [17:29:38] sure [17:29:44] Ahahaha. [17:29:47] oh crap [17:29:50] haha. Nice [17:29:54] My dice luck continues. [17:29:58] 1d20+9 temp [17:29:59] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+9: 5 +9 = 14 [17:30:04] 1d20+11 par [17:30:05] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+11: 1 +11 = 12 [17:30:18] 1d20+14 [17:30:18] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+14: 3 +14 = 17 [17:30:26] Ugh. I still need to get my character sheet put on google docs. [17:30:39] Argh, this is taking forever [17:30:49] Let's just say Johen's is +8 for now [17:30:51] 1d20+8 [17:30:51] Johen rolls 1D20+8: 20 +8 = 28 [17:31:04] >:C [17:31:27] Johen, Phanos, Aurora, Mari, Beetles, Par, Temper, Mauz [17:31:58] [Johen's Turn] [17:31:59] Wait, his init is +5 [17:32:07] still you [17:32:33] OMG!! It's the Beetles!! [17:32:39] mari probably had her sword out already [17:32:43] hacking at vines [17:32:47] STOP [17:33:00] please reply to telegram soon [17:33:01] STOP [17:33:08] IF BEETLE POGS TOUCH THAT GT, I SWEAR TO GOD I'M PULLING OUT THE TARRASQUE [17:33:23] o.O [17:33:39] It's cool Dem, he spelled it wrong so you can still do it. :| [17:33:42] They made a set of pogs of the Battles. [17:33:49] ... [17:33:51] Okay, gonna summon an abyssal maw [17:33:51] wow [17:33:58] kayo [17:34:07] that your turn? [17:34:12] And retreat to there [17:34:13] Yep [17:34:17] abysal maws are Large? [17:34:49] [Phano's Turn] [17:34:50] Whoops medium [17:34:56] fixed [17:35:04] Thanks [17:35:06] np [17:35:11] that the square you want it? [17:35:11] Tarrasque is supposed to be Godzilla, right? [17:35:28] Pretty much, yeah [17:35:30] So howcome it has no Atomic Fire Breath? [17:35:32] Where are the creatures? [17:35:37] Only pretty much [17:35:41] awww [17:35:52] Because it's connected with the earth, not fire [17:35:55] Rusty, they're at the center of the mounds. You might need to reconnect to GT [17:36:13] They aren't labeled. They're just hard to see. Sorry, -10 nearsighted man. [17:36:38] np [17:36:43] oh, phanos [17:36:48] Godzilla vs Tarrasque would be pretty awesome since they're both immortal [17:36:52] didn't realize you were within the aura [17:37:00] These beetles stink something awful [17:37:07] Probably defensive pheremones [17:37:14] beetle goons itt [17:37:21] -2 to attacks when within 2 squares of it [17:37:24] There anything I can do to calm them down? [17:37:41] I'm a creature of nature. [17:38:13] Not really [17:38:13] Well at least they're not giant stinkbugs [17:38:18] They're already hostile [17:38:23] Well, Savage rend [17:38:28] heh [17:38:39] 1d20+13 [17:38:39] Phanos rolls 1D20+13: 20 +13 = 33 [17:38:41] Dammit, I need a 360. [17:38:42] Bitch. [17:38:45] I want Bayonetta. :C [17:38:56] :C [17:38:57] now y'know what sucks. Giant bombadier beetles [17:39:11] that's a crit [17:39:18] All of the enemes appear the same? [17:39:23] yeah [17:39:35] move phanos into attack range [17:39:43] unless you have melee reach 2 for some reason [17:39:45] Oh, yeah, question about the terrain [17:39:49] shoot [17:39:58] How hard is it to get up at the beetles? [17:40:23] Costs 2 squares of movement to enter the outer 8 squares of a mound [17:40:36] (also I fucking swear, EVERY SINGLE TIME I've tried to type beetle tonight it's come out as beatle first) [17:40:37] And then a DC 15 climb check to get to the top [17:40:43] heh [17:41:00] Rock Band [17:41:05] blame it [17:41:11] Blame what? [17:41:15] Rock Band [17:41:16] Er, for what? [17:41:23] [Aurora's Turn] [17:41:27] Blinding strike [17:41:27] Actually I blame the fact that I bought one of the remastered albums today :| [17:41:36] for making you type "Beatle" instead of....oh [17:41:41] Seeing as how rusty is taking forever to roll damage [17:41:43] On the one closest to Pardrengo [17:41:44] These are minions [17:41:48] Oh. [17:41:49] and his turn is over [17:41:52] Sun laser, then [17:42:03] er, sacred flame [17:42:09] indeedy [17:42:15] 1d20+14 [17:42:15] Aurora rolls 1D20+14: 10 +14 = 24 [17:42:18] Ahahahah holy shit I nearly pissed myself laughing at the giant beetle [17:42:18] vs Ref [17:42:27] miss [17:42:28] DAITARN SUN ATTACK!!! [17:42:31] Damn [17:42:34] Why would I be calcing damage if they were minions dude? [17:42:37] Also, which one [17:42:42] I didn't tell you they were minions [17:43:01] ... you did, I thought [17:43:06] Indeed. Sorry, my neighbor showed up at the door unannounced. [17:43:13] Aurora Beam? [17:43:19] Number one. [17:43:28] [Mari's Turn] [17:43:43] no prob [17:43:50] Um, I'm confused, is there a giant beetle or not? [17:43:53] no [17:44:03] Please don't fool around with enemies during a combat [17:44:06] Dem. [17:44:15] :( [17:44:24] Are the mounts idfficult terrain? [17:44:31] yes [17:44:35] mounds. [17:44:38] * Aurora nods [17:44:38] Okay, I'm going to run up to beetle number 1 [17:44:51] Booming blade [17:45:03] Swordmage even SOUNDS badass. [17:45:13] eh? [17:45:13] 1d20+14 [17:45:13] Marianysa rolls 1D20+14: 15 +14 = 29 [17:45:19] I'd want to be a Psion. [17:45:24] hit [17:45:28] If I could be anything in real life. [17:45:33] wait [17:45:33] For power attacks like Boominb Blade? [17:45:41] If I oculd be anything IRL, I'd be a Wizards for all the cantrips. :| [17:45:43] that takes a -2 penalty due to the stench aura [17:45:48] That's with the -2 [17:45:54] Oh, cool [17:46:00] 1d10+8 [17:46:00] Marianysa rolls 1D10+8: 3 +8 = 11 [17:46:05] what defense, just to be certain? [17:46:06] (see, I'm paying attention!) [17:46:12] AC [17:46:15] :D [17:46:19] (Sorry :( ) [17:46:23] :( [17:46:26] You kill it [17:46:37] Okay, that's John and George down. :( [17:47:16] Yay rape time. [17:47:17] Okay [17:47:38] one beetle each on par and aura [17:47:41] 2 on mauz [17:47:48] Like I said. [17:47:52] Bugs like the bald man. [17:47:52] 1d20+17 vs. AC [17:47:52] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 8 +17 = 25 [17:48:05] hits par [17:48:06] 1d20+17 vs. AC [17:48:06] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 7 +17 = 24 [17:48:09] Misses Paera. [17:48:15] oh, hits [17:48:16] ... wait [17:48:19] What am I talking aobut? [17:48:20] hits Aurora [17:48:20] :( [17:48:29] 2x1d20+17 [17:48:29] NovaSeaker rolls 2x1D20+17: ( 17 +17 = 34 ) ( 18 +17 = 35 ) = 69 [17:48:31] Damage report. [17:48:35] two hits on mauz [17:48:38] Jesus fuckhat. [17:48:44] One of thoes gets Shaded. [17:48:53] 6 damage on Par and Aurora, 12 on Mauz [17:49:05] YAY. [17:49:06] 'k [17:50:02] at times like these I wonder if its possible to roll to dodge the flying guts [17:50:30] Unfortunately having bug splattered all over you does not look nearly as badass as blood. :( [17:50:35] 1d20+13 [17:50:35] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+13: 3 +13 = 16 [17:50:41] Temper delays [17:50:44] Mauz's turn [17:50:50] The flying what? [17:50:53] Yay~ [17:51:23] guts, Dem, bug guts [17:51:23] Having their way with him? He's getting it on with random bugs now? [17:51:28] But you just met them! [17:51:38] Mauz is a gigilo like that. [17:51:49] Anyway, god, no place to safely shift... yes, there is. [17:52:06] Shifting northeast, Chaos Bolt at 4. [17:52:24] that a ranged attack? [17:52:28] beetle 2 gets an OA [17:52:40] 1d20+17 [17:52:40] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 5 +17 = 22 [17:52:46] I'd provoke no matter what. [17:52:52] 6 damage [17:52:55] SO I'll take the chan--ce. :V [17:53:16] 1d20+12 [17:53:16] Mauz rolls 1D20+12: 7 +12 = 19 [17:53:21] miss [17:53:25] vs Will. [17:53:27] ARGH. :( [17:53:32] temper provokes [17:53:35] 1d20+17 [17:53:35] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 16 +17 = 33 [17:53:40] temper takes 6 damage [17:53:48] 1d20+17 [17:53:48] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 15 +17 = 32 [17:53:53] temper crushes one [17:53:57] 1d20+14 [17:53:57] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+14: 4 +14 = 18 [17:54:38] [Johen's Turn] [17:55:38] Alright, gonna use a astral wasp on beetle 2 [17:55:59] 1d20+13 [17:55:59] Johen rolls 1D20+13: 18 +13 = 31 [17:56:00] vs fort [17:56:47] hits [17:56:56] 1d10+6 [17:56:56] Johen rolls 1D10+6: 7 +6 = 13 [17:57:16] [Phano's Turn] [17:57:37] Creates a wasp in the square [17:57:44] What is a Temper? [17:57:44] Dammit! [17:57:49] I forgot I had Reaper's Touch. [17:57:50] cool [17:57:55] whoops [17:57:56] hmm [17:58:00] I could've just Eldritch-smacked him. >( [17:58:01] Temper is our warforged buddy [17:58:02] If he moves out of it, the wasp does 4 damage [17:58:02] I think that might've changed? [17:58:05] ah [17:58:07] Mighty backhand! [17:58:08] If he ends more than 2 away it does 2 more [17:58:13] Just those two? [17:58:15] I heard reaper's touch got erratad in the dragon annual [17:58:23] just those two [17:58:37] What's reaper's touch? [17:58:40] Cha: If who moves out? [17:59:00] A feat that lets you use various caster classes's ranged at-wills as melee basic touch attacks [17:59:07] I'll wild shape back into phanos form, then Avenging Light him [17:59:11] kayo [17:59:20] Or did that get erratad out with me? [17:59:30] with who? [17:59:34] Oh, the guy in the square [17:59:42] Phanos has reaper's touch with avenging light. [17:59:46] He's dead [17:59:52] Oh [17:59:53] 1d20+13 [17:59:53] Phanos rolls 1D20+13: 14 +13 = 27 [17:59:58] well just do it the old way for now [18:00:04] With the -2? [18:00:06] Well, then we don't need to worry about the wasp :V [18:00:20] heh [18:00:21] I'm not within range of its vapors anymore, am I? I dispatched it. [18:00:28] oh right [18:00:32] hits [18:00:39] with one? 3 or 5? [18:00:49] 5 [18:00:51] Was it the wasp or Temper that killed it? [18:01:06] wasp [18:01:13] temper killed one that was adjacent to 3 [18:01:26] * Johen nods [18:01:28] 1d10+8 [18:01:28] Phanos rolls 1D10+8: 9 +8 = 17 [18:01:43] Did you move? [18:01:45] I do pretty good damage for a controller [18:01:52] I didn't need to, did I? [18:01:55] nope [18:02:11] Then no. [18:02:17] kayo [18:02:25] Phanos and Mari give me acrobatics checks [18:03:14] Uhoh [18:03:31] 1d20+5 [18:03:31] 1d20+4 [18:03:31] Marianysa rolls 1D20+5: 10 +5 = 15 [18:03:31] Phanos rolls 1D20+4: 2 +4 = 6 [18:03:34] Sweet [18:03:56] Okay, Phanos takes 1d10 falling damage as he's flung from an exploding mound and lands prone where I put him [18:03:59] 1d10 [18:03:59] NovaSeaker rolls 1D10: 9 [18:04:38] Hey, um, would memory of a thousand lifetimes have helped? [18:05:13] Exploding? @_@ [18:05:24] Gonna sacred flame number 3 if that's the only target. [18:05:27] 1d20+14 [18:05:27] Aurora rolls 1D20+14: 16 +14 = 30 [18:05:35] Probably not [18:05:38] If it hits, someone gets temp HP [18:05:39] K [18:05:42] Not your turn yet, Aurora [18:05:49] k [18:06:16] That..is pretty badass. [18:06:24] 3x1d20+19 on Phanos [18:06:24] NovaSeaker rolls 3x1D20+19: ( 1 +19 = 20 ) ( 9 +19 = 28 ) ( 2 +19 = 21 ) = 69 [18:06:25] This is a pretty cool fight, yeah [18:06:29] Oooh snap [18:06:33] one hit? [18:06:33] Nova, if 7 or 9 attack tell me [18:06:39] So the abyss can make an OA [18:06:50] they both just did [18:06:56] 7 rolled the 28 [18:07:02] ... oh shit. [18:07:03] Sword burst time~ [18:07:25] Alright 1d20+11 [18:07:31] 1d20+11 [18:07:31] Johen rolls 1D20+11: 15 +11 = 26 [18:07:38] vs AC? [18:07:45] 1d8+6 [18:07:45] Johen rolls 1D8+6: 6 +6 = 12 [18:07:46] Yeah [18:07:55] miss [18:08:08] Phanos takes the 6 damage from one hit [18:08:12] Ok [18:08:18] 3x1d20+17 on Mari [18:08:18] NovaSeaker rolls 3x1D20+17: ( 12 +17 = 29 ) ( 14 +17 = 31 ) ( 3 +17 = 20 ) = 80 [18:08:23] ...26 doesn't hit AC? D: [18:08:34] 12 damage on Mari [18:08:36] Nope! [18:09:26] [Aurora's Turn] [18:10:19] By the way, it'd be Phanos', not Phano's. [18:10:30] whoops [18:10:35] 3x3 Divine Glow [18:10:36] My mistake. :) [18:10:42] No prob dude. [18:10:50] Just wasn't setting off my trigger. [18:10:53] 7, then 9 [18:10:56] gotcha [18:10:58] 2x1d20+14 [18:10:59] Aurora rolls 2x1D20+14: ( 19 +14 = 33 ) ( 6 +14 = 20 ) = 53 [18:10:59] Ooh, man [18:11:03] vs reflex [18:11:05] You should teach everyone how to make those [18:11:09] All allies in there get +2 to hit until their next turn [18:11:10] Oooh, I get buffed by that don't I [18:11:12] THat'd be a great way to speed combat [18:11:13] Yeah [18:11:16] How to make what? [18:11:19] Yeeees [18:11:25] (I love divine glow) [18:11:30] An alarm when I write [x's Turn] [18:11:40] So everyone gets an audible que [18:11:46] Blah, sorry. [18:11:47] cue* [18:12:05] one dies [18:12:07] Huh. [18:12:10] I dunno how ot make that [18:12:36] [Mari's Turn] [18:12:47] That's why I said Rusty should teach everyone [18:12:48] Okay. Aegis of assault on 7 [18:12:56] Cooll [18:13:10] Sword burst targetting all of them except 8 [18:13:24] Highest to lowest [18:13:33] 4x1d20+13 [18:13:33] Marianysa rolls 4x1D20+13: ( 11 +13 = 24 ) ( 3 +13 = 16 ) ( 15 +13 = 28 ) ( 10 +13 = 23 ) = 91 [18:13:51] Vs AC [18:13:59] sword burst is vs. reflex, isn't it? [18:14:08] Oh, my bad [18:14:10] So it is [18:14:28] 10 dies [18:14:32] rest miss [18:14:35] woo-hoo [18:14:39] Was that with the +2? [18:14:41] I'm not sure what I was looking at since I was looking at the right attack bonus :iiam: [18:14:43] Yeah [18:15:04] heh [18:15:07] Whoop, done. [18:15:16] I am not sure how anyone confused this for a genuine enemy pog. http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg/pogs/de mon_beatledemon.png [18:15:23] beetle three attacks temper [18:15:26] 1d20+17 [18:15:27] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 5 +17 = 22 [18:15:35] misses [18:16:21] Thats actually pretty subtly funny. [18:16:24] Pardrengo makes a longbow attack at 12 [18:16:33] does he get the +2 for ranged attacks? [18:16:36] Like, its not immediately noticable. [18:16:56] ...ahahaha [18:17:10] It's just +2 to attacks [18:17:14] cool [18:17:17] 1d20+16 [18:17:17] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+16: 5 +16 = 21 [18:17:20] fail [18:17:25] I'm just kinda confused. How could you confuse it with another. When you see it standing there. [18:17:34] It's a POwer bonus, if that matteres [18:17:41] Haaaahahahah [18:18:24] Yay~ [18:18:25] Hrm. [18:18:40] I didn't notice it was a joke either [18:18:49] Backing off again, and time for more CHAOS BOLT. [18:19:05] On 8. [18:19:19] 1d20+12 [18:19:19] Mauz rolls 1D20+12: 1 +12 = 13 [18:19:24] ... =_= [18:19:31] ... it was bigger than Jesus. It had English hair. It had a guitar. [18:19:33] :( [18:19:40] I wanna waste Dark One on that, but I bet there's something bigger waiting. [18:19:52] So I'll eat my dicefail. [18:20:10] Well yeah, Dem spoiled the endboss of the encounter already. :| [18:20:16] hahaha [18:20:18] hahahahahahah [18:20:37] Cursed anyway. [18:20:38] 1d20+15 [18:20:38] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+15: 20 +15 = 35 [18:21:44] There, notated. [18:21:50] [Johen's Turn] [18:22:22] qJust gonna make a maw attack [18:22:23] 1d20+11 [18:22:23] Johen rolls 1D20+11: 13 +11 = 24 [18:22:27] Miss? :( [18:22:32] yeah [18:23:42] :downsmound: [18:24:11] six more beetles arrive [18:24:31] one attack on Mua [18:24:34] Mauz [18:24:38] 1d20+17 [18:24:38] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 11 +17 = 28 [18:24:43] 6 damage [18:24:45] ... WHY ;_; [18:24:47] I am in aoe heaven. [18:24:47] One on Johen [18:24:51] If only I could HIT. [18:24:52] What about my turn? [18:24:53] 1d20+17 [18:24:54] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 12 +17 = 29 [18:24:59] Happens beofre your turn [18:25:03] Kay. [18:25:04] 6 damage on Johen [18:25:09] 1 on Phanos [18:25:12] 1d20+17 [18:25:12] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 20 +17 = 37 [18:25:13] I know the beetles went right after me. [18:25:14] Also remember that beetle 7 is marked [18:25:17] Ouch [18:25:19] 6 damage on Phanos [18:25:24] The second batch did [18:25:31] 2 on Mari [18:25:39] 2x1d20+17 [18:25:39] NovaSeaker rolls 2x1D20+17: ( 17 +17 = 34 ) ( 19 +17 = 36 ) = 70 [18:25:44] 12 damage [18:25:49] one on Aurora [18:25:53] 1d20+13 [18:25:53] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+13: 18 +13 = 31 [18:25:59] er, +17 but that his anyway [18:26:02] 6 damage [18:26:10] [Phanos' Turn] [18:27:25] Hrmm [18:27:28] Also, you're on dead sand right now [18:27:34] not green jungle :P [18:27:40] Can I wild shape into a primal wolverine? [18:27:55] Oh, didn't know I changed it for everyone man, sorry. [18:27:55] sure [18:28:03] oh heh, no problem [18:28:38] you can wildshape into whatever you want [18:29:03] Yeah, two wolverines is fine, he's in every book anyway so what's two of them? :| [18:29:12] Okay, Feywild Sojourn, WS into primal wolverine. [18:29:40] Then I'll return upright within ten sq next turn [18:31:01] OH FUCK YES. [18:31:11] Preload for Virallands has started! [18:31:20] Virallands? [18:31:39] Borderlands. [18:32:06] Cool [18:32:09] Matt's excited about that too [18:32:13] okay [18:32:21] beetles 7 and 8 attack johen [18:32:34] if 7 hits and does damage, mari can assault him [18:32:35] http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg/clipboard01.png [18:32:36] I'm really looking forward to borderlands myself. [18:32:42] 2x1d20+17 [18:32:43] NovaSeaker rolls 2x1D20+17: ( 4 +17 = 21 ) ( 10 +17 = 27 ) = 48 [18:32:55] 7 misses, 8 hits [18:32:55] 8 hits [18:32:58] 6 damage [18:33:14] 11 and 12 attack mari [18:33:16] 2x1d20+17 [18:33:16] NovaSeaker rolls 2x1D20+17: ( 18 +17 = 35 ) ( 11 +17 = 28 ) = 63 [18:33:20] 12 damage [18:33:32] Dem: Hahahahahahahah [18:33:33] It's getting awful crowded. [18:33:37] [Aurora's Turn] [18:33:55] First up, gonna shift [18:34:01] Direct backwards [18:34:30] next up, Consecrated Ground [18:35:14] Enemies that start there take 1d6+4 damage. [18:35:21] Bloodied allies heal [18:35:25] hah, nice [18:35:26] Oh, wait. Doing that, THEN shifting [18:35:32] Close burst [18:35:49] blast or burst? [18:36:00] what you have going on right now is a blast [18:36:13] Close burst 1. [18:36:21] Which is the same as a blast 3. [18:36:32] Except you have to be at the center of it [18:36:47] ... I thought that was a ... oh. I see. Hm [18:36:55] Ugh. [18:37:05] Never mind, speeidng this up. Shift and sacred flame one [18:37:06] 1d20+14 [18:37:06] Aurora rolls 1D20+14: 2 +14 = 16 [18:37:12] miss [18:37:12] And that'll be a miss against anything [18:37:18] Farewell, cool turn. :/ [18:37:57] Okay. [18:37:58] [Mari's Turn] [18:38:04] Trying blade burst again [18:38:04] I'm too used to ... what's it [18:38:06] sword even [18:38:09] I'm too used to Thunderwave [18:38:16] yeah that's a blast [18:38:22] Alrighty [18:38:33] 4x1d20+11 [18:38:33] Marianysa rolls 4x1D20+11: ( 1 +11 = 12 ) ( 2 +11 = 13 ) ( 10 +11 = 21 ) ( 11 +11 = 22 ) = 68 [18:38:37] ffffffffff [18:38:41] ..... [18:38:42] ... :( [18:38:42] wow [18:38:46] wanna ap? [18:39:13] I dunno if it's worth it considering I have to roll at least a 15 to hit anything [18:39:33] mm [18:39:35] alright [18:39:56] I don't think an ap to kill a single minion on average is worth it [18:40:12] heh [18:40:31] Par shifts and point blank shots, taking an OA [18:40:38] 1d20+17 [18:40:38] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 14 +17 = 31 [18:40:43] takes 6 [18:40:44] 1d20 [18:40:44] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20: 14 [18:40:52] +14 is 28 [18:40:58] How long does Divine Glow last? [18:41:23] Dem? [18:41:37] ...hmm, minions can't be killed by 'half damage miss' type damage, right? [18:41:48] Yeah, only on hits [18:41:50] par missies [18:41:52] yeah [18:42:29] I think I know what I'm doing next turn, fortunately [18:42:39] [Mauz's Turn] [18:42:43] YAY~ [18:42:47] Time to fail s'more. [18:43:07] Shifting west, ANGER TIME. [18:43:14] Nova: Whoops [18:43:18] It only lasts one turn [18:43:21] I should have removed that thing [18:43:22] * NovaSeaker nods. [18:43:35] I left it there as a reference for anyone who forgot they were affected [18:43:44] * NovaSeaker nods. [18:44:13] CHaos Storm, centered on 18. [18:44:23] burst? [18:44:25] 1? [18:44:31] Where's the template? >( [18:44:33] yeah, Burst 1. [18:44:54] 4x1d20+12 [18:44:54] Mauz rolls 4x1D20+12: ( 19 +12 = 31 ) ( 5 +12 = 17 ) ( 9 +12 = 21 ) ( 8 +12 = 20 ) = 89 [18:45:07] ... vs Reflex. [18:45:08] one hit [18:45:11] Fuck that. [18:45:15] Dark One's, rerolling. [18:45:26] 4x1d20+12 [18:45:26] Mauz rolls 4x1D20+12: ( 12 +12 = 24 ) ( 19 +12 = 31 ) ( 18 +12 = 30 ) ( 19 +12 = 31 ) = 116 [18:45:31] THERE WE GO. [18:45:32] three hits [18:45:41] 2d6+8 [18:45:41] Mauz rolls 2D6+8: 3 3 +8 = 14 [18:45:48] descending order? [18:45:50] ... [18:45:50] MINIONS [18:45:54] How does Mauz get three hits? [18:45:57] I don't care. >( [18:45:58] And Mari gets nothing? [18:46:05] :( [18:46:10] DAMAGE FOR THE FUCKERS MAUZ RAEG [18:46:11] Because Mauz sold his soul to dark powers? [18:46:13] And descending works. [18:46:24] Maybe Mauz sold a starfish to a dicebot [18:47:05] 1d20+17 [18:47:05] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 18 +17 = 35 [18:47:13] Temper kills 16 [18:47:17] [Johen's Turn] [18:47:41] BLINDING flash. Blargh. >( [18:48:06] TAIOKEN [18:48:29] Gonne use a tomebound ooze, just to mix it up [18:48:32] Dem, do whatever you can to get the consecrated ground down because it's a guaranteed minion kill [18:48:47] Alright [18:49:06] It's a Daily, but I guess we're 10, so we don't have to worry THAT much about scourging for dailies [18:49:13] Also Pardrengo is the best at what he does, and what he does ain't killing beetles. :| [18:49:27] Bub [18:49:28] Actually, no [18:49:31] Shock Beetle Swarm [18:49:32] He's also like three levels below you guys :V [18:49:37] hahahahahaha [18:49:42] hahahahaha [18:49:45] Pokeball, GO! [18:49:45] FIGHT BEETLES WITH BEETLES! [18:49:49] MUSHI KING [18:50:40] Mari, do you mind if I hit you? [18:50:54] Ask that in-character. Don't strategize in the OOC channel. :| [18:51:29] Johen probably isn't nearly as considerate as Charles [18:51:37] True [18:51:59] I don't but Mari will mind. :V [18:52:05] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGTHPayeWWw I sort of imagine it going like this. No one let this link distract them. :| [18:52:08] perfect! [18:52:22] Hahahah [18:52:38] Alright, going left column, top to bottom, then middle top to bottom [18:52:45] 1d20+13 [18:52:45] Johen rolls 1D20+13: 8 +13 = 21 [18:52:49] Against fort [18:52:50] Against fort [18:52:52] 1d20+13 [18:52:52] Johen rolls 1D20+13: 7 +13 = 20 [18:52:53] 1d20+13 [18:52:53] Johen rolls 1D20+13: 1 +13 = 14 [18:52:54] 1d20+13 [18:52:54] Johen rolls 1D20+13: 11 +13 = 24 [18:52:55] 1d20+13 [18:52:55] Johen rolls 1D20+13: 5 +13 = 18 [18:53:41] no hits [18:53:50] wait [18:53:53] 24 hit [18:54:20] 12 takes damage? [18:54:39] 1d6+6 [18:54:39] Johen rolls 1D6+6: 4 +6 = 10 [18:54:54] And any enemy that starts its turn in or adjascent to that square takes 4 [18:55:43] Jeez, where's a can of Raid when you need it? [18:55:47] I was tempted to add "Mari becomes a slightly different Mari, but nobody notices." :V [18:55:53] Enemy or everyone? [18:55:56] hahaha [18:56:12] 17 attacks mauz, the other two enar Mari eat it [18:56:15] 1d20+17 [18:56:15] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 14 +17 = 31 [18:56:20] 6 damage on mauz [18:56:27] Enemies [18:56:34] I swear. :( [18:56:43] The beetles want to **** Mauz [18:57:13] [Phanos' Turn] [18:57:15] Seriously. [18:57:33] Mauz, you know what you have to do. [18:57:44] Okay, now, as I reform, I'm going to use my primal wolverine daily, and be in that form. [18:57:51] Find their not-nearly-anthropomorphic-enough queen and bed her. [18:57:57] So, rolling that [18:58:00] ... [18:58:04] cool [18:58:11] Khyber, eat me now. [18:58:14] Well, nevermind. [18:58:18] Only three left [18:58:21] heh [18:58:59] I'll reform behind 17 and savage rend [18:59:06] 1d20+13 [18:59:06] Phanos rolls 1D20+13: 4 +13 = 17 [18:59:11] actually, add 2 to thaty [18:59:31] misses [18:59:53] Are these MM2 minions or MM1/ [19:00:10] beetle 7 attacks Johen [19:00:10] I remember in MM2, they talked about buffing minions [19:00:20] 1d20+17 [19:00:20] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 15 +17 = 32 [19:00:28] hits, deals damage, MARI TELEPORT OMGZ! [19:00:38] 6 damage [19:01:01] 1d20+14 [19:01:01] Marianysa rolls 1D20+14: 17 +14 = 31 [19:01:11] Is that a hit? :O [19:01:33] yes [19:02:18] [Aurora's Turn] [19:02:26] Sacred Flame [19:02:30] On 17 [19:02:32] 1d20+14 [19:02:32] Aurora rolls 1D20+14: 4 +14 = 18 [19:02:35] These are... Dragon Magazine 164 minions [19:02:37] vs reflex. :/ [19:02:47] miss [19:03:01] [Mari's Turn] [19:03:33] Booming blade on the last minion. [19:03:37] 1d20+14 [19:03:37] Marianysa rolls 1D20+14: 9 +14 = 23 [19:03:40] Fuck. [19:03:50] yeah, miss [19:03:57] 1d20+14 [19:03:57] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+14: 2 +14 = 16 [19:04:04] Pardrengo... MISSES?! [19:04:12] Oh, shit [19:04:15] [Mauz's Turn] [19:04:19] Can I still mark it? I forgot [19:04:49] Yes [19:04:55] You mark as a minor [19:05:04] all you did was a move and a standard [19:05:10] so you had a minor left to aegis with [19:05:19] YAY. [19:05:21] One sec. [19:05:30] No movement. [19:05:41] Need to step afk a sec, phone call. Savage rend on some beetle my next turn at a 1d20+13 roll, or 1d20+15 with combat advantage. I do 2d8+10 Damage. [19:05:43] Reaper's Touch'd Eld Blast bitchsmack on 17. [19:06:03] rollit [19:06:28] 1d20+12 [19:06:28] Mauz rolls 1D20+12: 12 +12 = 24 [19:06:44] Reflex. [19:06:59] ... [19:07:06] Did I miss? [19:07:09] Please say yes. [19:07:14] you misse [19:07:16] +d [19:07:21] ... I need to type this out. [19:07:27] ....hah [19:07:50] Is your turn over? [19:08:21] He's staying put otherwise. What's another bite. [19:08:55] 1d20+17 [19:08:55] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 8 +17 = 25 [19:09:00] temper misses [19:09:07] [Johen's Turn] [19:10:01] I'm gonna spend a move and a standard to bite with the maw [19:10:14] 1d20+11 [19:10:14] Johen rolls 1D20+11: 6 +11 = 17 [19:10:21] miss [19:10:21] :argh: [19:10:54] beetle shifts 3 and bites mauz [19:10:56] 1d20+17 [19:10:56] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 4 +17 = 21 [19:10:59] Ahahahaha! [19:11:05] hits [19:11:07] 6 damage [19:11:35] Isn't that the beetle I marked? [19:11:48] And bloodied. [19:11:49] indeed it is! [19:11:50] :V [19:11:58] 1d20+14 [19:11:58] Marianysa rolls 1D20+14: 13 +14 = 27 [19:12:14] did you teleport into a flanking position? [19:12:24] 29? [19:12:30] Oh, right [19:12:41] 29 hits [19:13:23] Man, that maw's been fucking *useless* :V [19:13:37] heh [19:13:45] You should punish it ._. [19:14:10] http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg/pogs/demon_beatledemon_paul.png This doesn't look as good as I was hoping. :/ [19:14:52] hahahaha [19:15:28] Also, delete your Beatles pogs. I need to rename them. Turns out I had Ringo and George mixed up [19:15:55] So i gotta rename them [19:18:09] I am so happy with how that fight turned out. [19:18:26] I wanted to see how a total-minion fight of the appropriate EL would work. [19:19:35] back [19:19:50] spell check [19:19:52] machete [19:20:01] Combat over? [19:20:04] Phanos: We got em [19:20:11] Sweet deal. Sorry about that. [19:20:18] no prob [19:20:29] Mari actually used her mark ability to kill it just before your turn [19:20:41] I was typing out your d20 roll when Yon pointed out it was aegissed [19:21:28] ... well, this is oddly fortuitous. The eyebrows line up PERFECTLY... [19:23:10] Check gametable, below Aurora [19:24:04] I've said many times before, Paul makes the :awesome: face all the time. :V [19:24:57] I'll go ahead and spend a surge in downtime [19:25:06] Do you need a Healing Word for extra healing? [19:25:18] Sure [19:25:22] As long as we don't get into another fight within 5 minutes... [19:25:41] I'm just three short [19:25:59] Spending a surge as well, if I could get a word it'd take me to full [19:26:01] Three short of a full heal? [19:26:25] Oh geez, Mauz is hurt pretty bad. [19:26:37] Yeah Mauz is bloodied [19:26:46] hence why Temper is carrying him over his shoulder [19:26:47] Well, I'll roll twice, then you guys figure it out [19:26:50] 1d6+8 [19:26:50] Aurora rolls 1D6+8: 3 +8 = 11 [19:26:51] 1d6+8 [19:26:52] Aurora rolls 1D6+8: 6 +8 = 14 [19:26:54] 1d6? [19:27:02] Dem check your healing word power [19:27:03] Healing word [19:27:04] you're level 10 [19:27:13] aah [19:27:17] should be 2d6, if not 3d6 [19:27:20] 2x1d6 [19:27:20] Aurora rolls 2x1D6: 3 1 = 4 [19:27:33] So the first heals surge plus 14, and the second heals surge plus 15 [19:27:35] plus your wisdom [19:27:41] Yay. [19:27:42] oh the 8 is [19:27:54] ... wait a moment. Why does it say 8? [19:28:02] Wis is +6 [19:28:05] Where's the other... oh, brooch [19:28:09] heh [19:28:10] 29 + Rora's wis twice? [19:28:18] Okay, so is Mauz gonna take both healing words? [19:28:23] what, no [19:28:32] Nonono. [19:28:36] Rather. [19:28:38] no wis twice [19:28:47] She has +6 from Wisdom [19:28:48] 14 + 15 + 8! Right! [19:28:54] +2 from ... no [19:28:58] There are two heals here. [19:29:01] Well, he's functional again.... wait. SOMETHING. [19:29:07] He's whole. And still grumpy. [19:29:20] The first heal does your surge value plus 14. The second heal does surge plus 15. [19:30:10] Oh, he'd only need 1. [19:30:36] Okay, so who takes the second heal? [19:30:52] Mari? [19:31:03] My god, I still can't believe the photoshopping there. [19:31:16] The eyebrows lined up PERFECTLY with the :awesome: eye outlines [19:31:25] heh [19:32:16] Well, I'm down by 4 if I don't take it [19:32:31] Well, SOMEONE take it. :| [19:34:24] Mari, taking it? or Phanos? [19:35:21] I'll take it [19:35:50] Oh, Charles, Mario Chess arrived. :D [19:35:56] Sorry, was in the bathroom [19:35:57] ... wait, Rusty, do you have heal powers too? [19:36:08] Awesome! [19:36:18] I REALLY like the Myriad Games business card enclosed [19:36:20] It's brilliant [19:36:21] Man, Myriad didn't fuck around on shipping, I think they sent it on Monday [19:36:22] Yeah [19:36:27] Well, Dan's a VERY smart man [19:36:34] I might do that with my own business cards. [19:36:35] [Group Skill Check!] [19:36:40] Everyone make a Stealth check [19:36:47] If more than half the group passes, you all pass [19:36:49] Ahahaha. [19:36:53] ... well, shoot [19:36:56] 1d20+5 [19:36:56] Johen rolls 1D20+5: 3 +5 = 8 [19:36:59] We're gonna fail [19:37:02] 1d20+6 [19:37:02] Mauz rolls 1D20+6: 19 +6 = 25 [19:37:06] 1d20+5 [19:37:07] Phanos rolls 1D20+5: 20 +5 = 25 [19:37:09] Bam. [19:37:13] I could've used that earlier! [19:37:13] 1d20+4 [19:37:14] Aurora rolls 1D20+4: 18 +4 = 22 [19:37:15] 1d20+7 Temper [19:37:15] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+7: 8 +7 = 15 [19:37:23] 1d20+9 Par [19:37:23] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+9: 19 +9 = 28 [19:37:25] 1d20+5 [19:37:25] Marianysa rolls 1D20+5: 11 +5 = 16 [19:37:25] CLANG CLANG CLANG [19:37:34] I think custom playing cards aren't that hard to make, either [19:37:38] Yeah [19:37:44] [Group Success!] [19:37:49] Dwarf. In plate. With a shield. [19:37:55] I need to get PA3Ep4+ [19:38:08] I saw on the pages that Aeofel died. :( [19:38:16] Are they gonna raise him? [19:38:25] PA3Ep4? [19:38:38] Penny Arcade D&D Podcast: Series 3, episode 4. [19:38:57] The Penny Arcade guys and the Player vs Player guy play a D&D game hosted by WotC. [19:39:06] In series 2, they added Wil Wheaton to the cast [19:42:45] Killin' flower? [19:44:50] Even better! [19:45:00] * Mauz tucks away the mental images he was having for later. <_< [19:45:08] Aluraune? [19:46:28] So yeah [19:46:44] Maybe? [19:47:32] I'd like to try and hear [19:48:35] Do we recognize the others, or just Xev? [19:49:16] You recognize the woman as the one that was with him coming off the ship [19:49:27] * Aurora nods [19:49:59] And Aurora and Phanos recognize the unremarkable guy setting up their tent as the guy carrying their luggage off the boat [19:51:21] huh [19:53:22] (the one the woman just treated like shit) [19:53:41] kk [19:54:19] Okay, I know I'm not supposed to post stuff like this in channel, but I really can't resist, this is just too brilliant: [19:54:27] quote: [19:54:27] If you read the DMG, it is filled with platitudes and emasculating nonsense that could only come from a liberal city like Seattle. There are no instantly deadly traps. It tells you not to have combat encounters next to an 80' cliff for low level characters; because, you know, if they fall, they might...oh no...they might die! [19:54:29] He was also standing behind them when Xev came asking about everyone [19:54:45] ahahahahahhhhhahahahah oh my god is that serious [19:55:06] Wow [19:55:18] Some people are just shit-awful DMs, aren't they? [19:55:23] LIBERAAAAAAAAAAALS [19:55:31] God damn Republicans are monsters. [19:55:47] Shit-awful DMs who think 2e is best e [19:56:08] And are apparently republicans. [19:56:25] It doesn't suprise me that republicans are bad dungeon masters because they're also bad country masters :| [19:56:36] haha [19:56:44] Yet they accuse Obama of being a killer DM. [19:56:46] But they're good plantation masters. :| [19:56:47] (Maybe we would have won the war in Iraq if they didn't send our troops to fight next to eighty foot cliffs :| ) [19:57:31] hurrrrrrrrrrrrrl. http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1675 [19:58:01] Alright [19:58:07] If I may have everyone's attention [19:58:15] :3 [19:58:19] I think you're about to forget something very important [19:58:26] Sorry, I guess that was more distracting than I intended. [19:58:30] You don't give two shits about the ruins. [19:58:34] No, that's okay [19:58:34] It's about Aun. [19:58:39] Bingo [19:58:42] Aun, who is at the ruins, right? [19:58:48] *I* care about the ruins >:( [19:58:48] Why do you think that? [19:58:50] I was going to bring that up. :( [19:59:04] Also, when you said "you're about to forget something very important", I figured you were going to bring up a Men in Black flashy thing. :/ [19:59:17] Hahaha [19:59:19] heh [20:01:17] Nova, what does our scouter say about their power level? [20:01:33] IT'S OVER 9!!!! [20:01:40] haha [20:01:59] WHAT!?! 9!?! [20:02:05] Almost two farmers with shotguns :O [20:02:08] hahaha [20:02:45] haha [20:03:00] * Marianysa snerks. [20:09:51] I really liked how that farmer with a shotgun provides us with the basic metric of power level in Dragonball Z [20:09:54] Phanos is Jamaican? [20:10:17] He was the first thing scanned, and his level was low enough to provide us with a working measure of how many farmers with shotguns everything else we see is worth [20:10:23] He's a rastafarian immortal plant man. [20:10:28] ah [20:10:38] Well, we're assuming a linear rising [20:10:39] That turns into a plant wolf. [20:10:49] And knows voodoo. [20:11:06] The question on my mind is: How much PL is the man and how much PL is the shotgun? [20:11:23] True, but if power level was exponential, wouldn't that just complicate it? And conflux weirdly with the actual exponential rises later on in the series [20:11:26] Dunno [20:11:28] I think power level is holistic [20:11:34] To be honest, I'm not sure the shotgun really counts. [20:11:43] Apparently it only takes a few thousand farmers with shotguns to destroy a planet. :| [20:11:43] What was Turtle's power level? [20:11:47] Like, I think narratively, the scouter is used to determine the strength of armies so they can be countered [20:12:06] So I figure that it takes equipment and preparedness and the like into account [20:12:10] It's implied that a scouter just measures ki power, the same as anyone who's capable of measuring ki. [20:12:17] Huh. [20:12:35] So, yeah, the shotgun is probably irrelevant. Unless it's an oddly mystical shotgun [20:12:38] The show portrays scouters as a crutch. [20:12:43] Turtle is 0.001 [20:13:28] We always have plenty of rope. :| [20:14:29] The scouter just gives a number, but where the heroes are concerned, they aren't too reliable. The heroes can suppress their ki and hide their power level, or suddenly have their power increase dramatically on the spot. [20:14:48] Also according to some sources I've noted that Scouters only explode when they measure a drastic PL rise from a low number to an exceptionally high number [20:14:59] With a scouter, you're relying on a machine. With normal ki sense, you're touching into mysticism. [20:15:01] What sources? [20:15:07] If someone were to power up gradually, the Scouter might read it [20:15:17] Mostly my own findings [20:15:20] * Aurora nods [20:15:28] And possibly the Fuzion RPG [20:15:29] Yeah, the sharp jumps seem to be what makes them explode. [20:15:54] ... wait, not necessarily. I'll have to watch that episode agian later. [20:16:15] brb [20:16:29] I dunno, it seems fairly reasonable that since it's Freeza's tech that they wouldn't know what the fuck to do with someone stronger than 'the strongest living being in the universe' [20:16:38] Actually exploding tech is an example of poor craftsmanship [20:17:06] You should probably give Dragonball Kai a shot, Charles. Dragonball is... like, probably not the greatest television, but it's a damned enjoyable action show when they use editing to excise the filler [20:17:18] If the Scouters were crafted better, they'd just shut down or at the very least just smoke [20:17:19] Yon: Mr. Satan? [20:17:23] Yeah. [20:17:24] I'm assuming Wheezy is Mauz but I'm not sure why exactly [20:17:26] Or just display an error [20:17:31] yeah [20:18:05] Who's Wheezy? [20:18:09] Vegeta's right eye is blocked by a bunch of "ERROR ERROR ERROR" messages :D [20:18:23] Dem: Well it's not like they knew Mr. Satan existed otherwise their scouters would be calibrated with him as the max value. :| [20:18:36] hahaha [20:18:52] Dem: I definitely enjoyed it, and my laptop's getting set up again tomorrow [20:19:00] If you put some in the dropbox, I'll watch it [20:19:23] Are you guys okay for an RP scene? [20:19:31] Seems like you're losing interest [20:19:47] I'm up for it, definitely. [20:19:49] I'm just a little tired [20:20:13] I recall a looooooong time ago on a now defunct board I recall someone made a "Super Scouter" for the Fuzion game. It had no real use other than higher craftsmanship as it was made by an inventor type fighter from Freeza's forces [20:21:17] Among other things it acted like a HUD system tied to the guy's cybernetics which allowed him to simultaneously wage energy blast attacks against multiple targets [20:22:08] Maybe it was a fanfic. Hmmm [20:22:14] welp [20:22:23] Waiting on Rusty to start this [20:23:18] Whomping willow [20:23:21] You mean whomping willow [20:23:35] Harry Potter Reference!!!! [20:23:41] Do I look like an aliterater to you? [20:23:56] A refrigerator? [20:24:08] alliterator? [20:24:13] Alligator? [20:24:17] one who alliterates [20:24:20] ah [20:24:41] SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEK-URT [20:24:49] Alliterator and Alligator look alot alike [20:24:53] That's the sound of the session screeching to a halt. [20:25:03] Crap [20:25:29] And I'm actually awake for once :( [20:25:34] :( [20:25:44] Where did Rusty go? [20:25:45] I will have Temper stumble into a patch of wildlife altering Xev to everyone's presence if this session doesn't start going again soon [20:25:53] RUSTY. [20:25:54] RUSTY> [20:25:55] Okay, allow me one moment [20:25:57] Mechazawa [20:26:03] Alrighty [20:26:51] Damn, I want my RT book to come so I can make my PC [20:30:14] Bluff check [20:30:36] And I don't care if "you really are here to trade", it's a bluff [20:30:51] 1d20+6 [20:30:52] Phanos rolls 1D20+6: 1 +6 = 7 [20:30:54] Does Fuzzy provide a +2 bonus? [20:30:55] Haha [20:30:56] From all of us or- Hahahhahah [20:30:56] .... [20:30:57] ...aaaahahahahahahaa [20:30:57] whee [20:30:57] :( [20:31:01] uuuuuugh [20:31:03] uguuuu [20:31:11] Well, it'll create an okay session cliffhanger at least [20:31:13] I'm tempted to have Johen start off the fight right here. [20:31:21] hahaha [20:31:29] "Trade MY SPELLS FOR YOUR LIFE! :summons terrible abberation:" [20:31:37] Well you can't tell you failed [20:31:41] YOUR GP OR YOUR HP [20:31:42] that's metagaming :V [20:31:42] Yeah. [20:32:38] Wait, did Phanos say that dog comment in-character? [20:32:56] Ahahahaha. [20:33:06] Would it be possible to make a specially designed Warforged with arms like General Grievous' [20:33:08] ? [20:33:12] Yes. Mischan [20:33:13] In what way? Spidnly? [20:33:26] Two that can split into four [20:33:39] Give me a year and see how they handle Thri-Kreen, and sure, maybe [20:33:42] With revolving wrists [20:33:47] coo [20:33:50] You could do it narratively, I guess, but I wouldn't give it any mechanical benefit just yet [20:34:23] I really liked the implementation I saw of thri-kreen's four-armedness on the SA forums [20:34:27] Shame D&D 4e and Star Wars split off systemwise [20:34:34] okay! [20:34:37] Someone smart! [20:34:39] It's not a shame. [20:34:45] What am I trying to type when I type "Eutrepanuer"? [20:34:49] Entrepreneur [20:34:52] thank you [20:34:55] you are smart [20:34:58] Basically, I don't think you got *any* mechanical advantage over people with two arms [20:35:01] Why? I liked the whole d20 universal thing [20:35:02] You just got to carry more shit [20:35:26] Entermanure [20:35:30] Well... I would like Star Wars to be patterned after 4e, but Star Wars was a testing ground for a lot of 4e ocncepts [20:35:34] Sort of like Book of Nine Swords [20:35:39] ah [20:37:02] Does anyone have any fine leather jackets? :| [20:38:05] how does one integrate gear into a Warforged's body? I heard there was a way [20:39:52] cuz retractable wolverine claws seem great for an assassin PC [20:40:14] There's a warforged interneal component slot or something [20:40:34] I don't know exactly how it works... [20:40:51] Any piece of equipment can be made into a warforged component [20:40:57] Well, fun session [20:41:12] Here's the four-armed ability someone on SA came up with: [20:41:13] Four Arms: You can hold up to four items at once. You can also wield [20:41:13] multiple weapons; you have two main hands and two off hands. Doing this [20:41:13] doesn't let you make multiple attacks in a round (unless you have powers [20:41:13] that let you do so), but you can attack with any weapon you hold. At the [20:41:14] yey :D [20:41:14] start of your turn, if you are holding the appropriate weapons, you can [20:41:14] choose to attack as if you were holding one one-handed weapon, two one- [20:41:16] handed weapons, or one two-handed weapon. If you are holding a shield, [20:41:16] you must attack as if you were holding a one-handed weapon. You don't [20:41:18] gain any extra magic item slots. [20:41:31] * Marianysa is now known as Yon End of #Exalted buffer Wed Oct 21 21:37:33 2009