Session Start: Wed Nov 25 00:00:00 2009 Session Ident: #Exalted [16:55:09] Apparently there's something in the Marvel universe called "Bi-Beast" 03[16:55:12] * Darkheart (lol@fl-67-235-251-234.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #Exalted [16:55:20] I like to imagine that was created at the height of the AIDS panic in the 80s [16:55:21] GHAHRHGAKAFKSK DH [16:55:30] HOW DARE YOU BE EARLY?! [16:55:34] HUSH WOMAN. [16:55:35] I HAD TO BUY HAM [16:55:41] WHAT CAN STOP [16:55:43] THE FEARSOME 01[16:55:46] DH, there you are [16:55:46] BI-BEAST [16:55:48] FOR BACHELOR THANKSGIVING [16:55:49] Hi. [16:55:55] And yeah. 01[16:55:56] Bachelor Thanksgiving? [16:55:58] Did you just call me a woman? o_o [16:56:03] Just before a session? [16:56:04] I'm cooking for myself. [16:56:12] Man up, Sally. [16:56:13] Wherein you play a character that you'd rather not die? 01[16:56:18] The lady person isn't gonna be up there? :{ 06[16:56:26] * Darkheart scrolls up and edits the text to read "WOADMAN" [16:56:28] THERE. 01[16:56:35] o.o [16:56:37] I AM THE WOADMAN [16:56:43] HSSSSSSSK! 01[16:56:50] GOO GOO G'JOOB [16:56:58] You should be Woodman instead, he has an awesome theme song. [16:57:09] Blame DH. [16:57:28] I always do 01[16:57:38] That IS an awesome theme song [16:57:47] Anyway. [16:57:53] We ARE game, I'm assuming? [16:57:55] If I could play a bard in flannel with a greataxe, I might consider rejoining Nova's game. 01[16:58:07] I hope so. Rusty's out of state, though 01[16:58:28] I think Sharn imports its lumber [16:59:18] Cha: Well this IS Xen'drik. There could very possibly be a lost civilization of singing lumberjacks. [16:59:21] Ho ho gonna cut the treant gonna cut treant and I gotta cut the treant cuz I love to cut the treant yo ho ho and I'm outta control, I'm gonna cut the treant cuz I love to cut the treant." 01[16:59:42] hahahahahahahaha [17:00:06] http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3233251 Hhahahahahahahah holy shit [17:00:26] I'm just imagining, like, an old ruined temple where the columns are carved in the image of Paul Bunyan. 01[17:00:35] ... the summary hsa me afraid [17:00:44] There ARE afterall, giant ruins in Xen'drik. [17:01:30] Hahahaha 01[17:01:32] Can giants be good? :| [17:01:36] Yeah 01[17:01:41] Absolutely. [17:02:16] One of the artifacts in The Plane Below was created by giants who started worshipping Melora and wanted to hunt down elementals who didn't 01[17:02:27] Oh, huh. That's pretty cool 01[17:02:32] 1d20 [17:02:33] Demota rolls 1D20: 6 [17:03:14] Also, I think it's kinda cool that Draconomicon 2 mentions that certain dragons have the inherent ability to transform into a humanoid [17:03:22] Good, but... no comment, you all think I'm slime already. :3 01[17:03:23] Weird [17:03:25] Like, it's not across the board, but I think silver and steel can 03[17:03:28] * Demota is now known as Aurora 01[17:04:02] Yeah, dragons being able to turn humanoid is very much a D&D thing [17:04:38] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bi-Beast FAAAAABULOUS [17:04:39] *boef_dragon_mating_chart.jpg* :smug: [17:05:17] What can you possibly be smug about, referencing that? :| [17:05:41] :3 01[17:05:47] ... it has a dragon mating chart? 01[17:05:49] How does that work? [17:06:14] Sometimes, when a dragon and a humanoid love each other very much... [17:06:18] No, in the BoEF, there was a general fertility compatibility chart with a fair number of standard races. [17:06:22] Okay, DH is getting assraped by an angry t-rex this session. [17:06:28] Dragons could, apparently, knock up anything. :V [17:06:33] And YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 01[17:06:35] ah. Well, yeah 01[17:06:38] It's dragons [17:06:39] Well yeah [17:06:44] (1,1I MEAN OH GOD MY ANUS. [17:06:55] The Half-Dragon template had a requirement of "any corporeal living creature" or something. 01[17:07:04] ... 01[17:07:09] So half-dragons can't become ghosts? [17:07:20] They didn't take Skill Focus: Fucking the Ghost 01[17:07:25] ahahahhahaha [17:07:26] Sure they can, but you have to apply the half-dragon template first. [17:07:56] Half-Dragon is an inhereted template, which goes on before any aquired templates, like Ghost. [17:07:56] I kind of like the idea of dragons just being kind of embarassed by and unwilling to talk about behemoths and drakes. :| 01[17:08:03] God, I'm so glad 3e is behind us [17:08:31] Dragons begat dinosaurs? [17:08:45] They're both giant reptiles [17:10:05] ...I kinda wish there was a muslim flux that only made it impossible to win a game using christian and jewish fluxx cards, because there is no god but Allah and Muhummad is his final prophet. :| 01[17:10:12] hahaha [17:10:51] I also kind of want to get Christian Apples to Apples and mix it in with regular Apples to Apples [17:11:00] Because that sounds like a trainwreck waiting to happen [17:11:28] So who've we got to game today? Aurora, Mauz, and Mari? 01[17:12:01] Yeah. 03[17:14:15] * Darkheart is now known as Mauz 03[17:14:42] * Yon is now known as Marianysa 03[17:14:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaSeaker [17:14:55] Hosting GT? 01[17:15:06] one moemnt 01[17:15:46] hosting [17:16:15] Hey, the Beatles! :D 01[17:21:58] Still torn on if I prefer monochrome or colour [17:22:58] I kinda wonder if treant wood would be commoditized in D&D worlds 01[17:23:31] Hard to say 01[17:26:34] [17:26:18] *Pardrengo is breathing hard, body surging with adrenaline and fear. "It... It's HER!" 01[17:26:34] [17:26:24] *Pardrengo shakes his head. 01[17:26:38] Your ex-wife? [17:27:01] haha [17:27:14] 6x1d20+16 01[17:27:14] Make him say that [17:27:14] NovaSeaker rolls 6x1D20+16: ( 2 +16 = 18 ) ( 13 +16 = 29 ) ( 18 +16 = 34 ) ( 16 +16 = 32 ) ( 14 +16 = 30 ) ( 14 +16 = 30 ) = 173 [17:27:29] Johen is Nick? [17:28:25] nick? 01[17:28:29] L4D2 [17:29:09] 3x1d20+16 [17:29:09] NovaSeaker rolls 3x1D20+16: ( 17 +16 = 33 ) ( 9 +16 = 25 ) ( 9 +16 = 25 ) = 83 [17:29:26] Everyone else is all "LIGHTS OFF, I HEAR A WITCH!" Nick? "I think I hear my ex-wife." [17:29:33] Okay, everyone except Aurora is stunned for a full six seconds when this thing roars. [17:31:22] Sorry there. I had to INJECT THE HA< [17:31:25] HAM, even. [17:31:33] (With delicious mojo-flavored steroids.) 01[17:39:10] Did anyone get a food basket? [17:39:33] Dunno [17:39:41] Mari can make one if you really need it [17:40:33] 9x1d20+16 [17:40:34] NovaSeaker rolls 9x1D20+16: ( 15 +16 = 31 ) ( 8 +16 = 24 ) ( 19 +16 = 35 ) ( 11 +16 = 27 ) ( 15 +16 = 31 ) ( 3 +16 = 19 ) ( 12 +16 = 28 ) ( 10 +16 = 26 ) ( 8 +16 = 24 ) = 245 [17:40:52] Everyone 'cept Johen this time. :V [17:43:19] D: 01[17:44:26] So how do we rest when we keep getting Stunned? [17:44:41] Very carefully 03[17:46:09] * Phanos (rustangel@ip-118-219.atvci.net) has joined #Exalted [17:46:13] Oi [17:46:17] Heya rusty 01[17:46:20] Hey Rusty 01[17:46:23] Phanos saved us all [17:46:40] Oh yeah? sorry I'm late. [17:46:43] What happened? [17:47:05] Recap: Horrible t-rex from ancient history has everyone's scents and wants to swallow us into it's abyssal void of a stomach. Only your hut is keeping everyone safe enough to rest. [17:47:20] Also, you were stunned twice, just from its terrifying roar. [17:50:31] GT information Dem? 01[17:50:57] It's in the channel topic [17:57:58] We should just throw Pard to it, it's not like it can chew through his healing factor. :| [18:01:36] hah [18:05:17] What is what? [18:06:37] You got me man. 06[18:06:44] * Phanos facepalms. 01[18:07:14] ? [18:07:18] I honestly don't know what Aurora was asking about there [18:07:27] "What is it"? what's the It she's asking about? 01[18:09:06] The plan [18:09:27] Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Aurora 01[18:13:32] http://www.creepygif.com/images/full/257.gif [18:14:25] That was the best thread. 01[18:14:32] Yeah. [18:20:09] 1d20+17 [18:20:10] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 7 +17 = 24 [18:20:16] 24 hit your AC Phanos? [18:20:44] My ac is 24, unless it is somehow boosted [18:21:40] hit [18:22:00] 2d6+5 damage [18:22:00] NovaSeaker rolls 2D6+5: 6 2 +5 = 13 01[18:22:03] :( [18:22:04] and your grabbed 01[18:22:05] So long Phanos [18:22:07] init 01[18:22:18] 1d20+5 [18:22:19] Aurora rolls 1D20+5: 5 +5 = 10 [18:22:27] 1d20+5 [18:22:27] Marianysa rolls 1D20+5: 18 +5 = 23 [18:22:33] 1d20+6 [18:22:33] Mauz rolls 1D20+6: 9 +6 = 15 [18:22:39] Mauzfail begins :( [18:23:13] 1d20+13 [18:23:14] Phanos rolls 1D20+13: 20 +13 = 33 [18:23:49] 2d10+9 [18:23:49] NovaSeaker rolls 2D10+9: 9 5 +9 = 23 [18:23:55] 2x1d20+9 [18:23:55] NovaSeaker rolls 2x1D20+9: ( 13 +9 = 22 ) ( 7 +9 = 16 ) = 38 [18:23:59] 1d20+11 [18:24:00] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+11: 2 +11 = 13 [18:28:56] got a little set-up to do [18:29:00] gimme a sec [18:33:17] [Phanos's Turn] [18:33:23] You are grabbed [18:33:29] so, immobilized 01[18:33:31] aaah 01[18:33:33] It has a chest womb [18:33:44] Welp, we're screwed. ;_; [18:34:22] Remember what Par said about it not even having a stomach, just an empty void? [18:34:27] Rumors start somewhere :V [18:34:42] Visions of paradise. [18:35:09] 1d20+13 [18:35:09] Phanos rolls 1D20+13: 14 +13 = 27 [18:35:18] vs will [18:35:37] If it misses, I'll use Memory of a Thousand Lifetimes [18:36:44] hits [18:36:47] what's it do? [18:37:38] Target's unable to attack, save ends. Can make a save against it when attacked. [18:38:29] gotcha [18:38:32] anything else? [18:38:56] Well, can I escape from the grab easily now since it cant attack? [18:39:07] nope [18:39:14] It's holding you, that's not an attack [18:39:36] It doesn't drop anything it's holding, including you [18:39:38] ok [18:39:53] So you cna try to escape now if you wish [18:40:06] What do I roll? [18:40:08] Athletics vs. Fort or Acrobatics vs. Ref, move action [18:40:09] 1d20 [18:40:09] Phanos rolls 1D20: 20 [18:40:19] no crit successes [18:40:23] :P [18:40:48] My mod is 4 for both [18:41:01] Its fort and reflex are different, which one are you rolling? [18:41:38] hrmm ref. [18:41:43] still grabbed 01[18:41:48] Nooooo [18:41:55] memory of a thousand lifetimes [18:41:56] 1d8 [18:41:56] Phanos rolls 1D8: 7 [18:42:23] [Mari's Turn] [18:42:30] You wriggle free [18:42:44] Alright. Hm [18:42:57] "Man, this totally reminds me of that one time I was a sailor and was fighting a kraken." [18:43:35] Oh, you were also 5 feet in the air, Rusty, so you drop down. [18:43:42] Not big enough of a fall to take damage though [18:44:20] I can't reach it, so I'm going to activate host of shields for +2 ac and aegis it. [18:44:47] Wait, I can reach it. [18:44:50] I'm not Paera. [18:44:52] :downs: [18:44:55] Uh... [18:45:42] hah 01[18:45:45] You could be if you tried hard enough [18:45:49] Extra big enemies don't take extra hits from AoE, do they? [18:45:53] Nope [18:46:11] Business as usual then. Booming blade and aegis. [18:46:19] And it gets a save [18:46:25] 1d20+5 [18:46:25] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+5: 1 +5 = 6 [18:46:28] :V 01[18:46:37] Can I fire through a window? [18:47:01] Wait, damn, shadow bridge takes awhile to cast. [18:47:07] Damned ritual casting times [18:47:07] ...something is up with my sheet. [18:47:27] All my numbers are off. [18:47:36] Windows are closed 01[18:47:50] ... what does that mean? Is that a killphrase? [18:47:51] You can move to one, minor action open it, and fire through, yes. [18:48:00] killphrase? [18:48:10] I'm sure I had a bigger attack bonus than this, and my HP is DEFINITELY wrong [18:48:25] Download your sheet from the wiki again 01[18:48:26] A special phrase that activates something [18:48:29] See if that helps? [18:50:24] And yes, this round would be best used to either lure it to the falls or get into position to fight this thing here [18:50:36] I can do some things to delay it 01[18:50:41] Falls? [18:50:43] Like disappearing and reappearing. [18:50:52] Gimme a minute, sorry. Character Builder is being annoying [18:51:01] No problem [18:51:08] Dem: Read the IC channel [18:51:29] I had to restart the damn thing because it won't refresh the loading directories 01[18:51:38] He said glittertime falls. I have no idea what that is. 01[18:51:50] I assumed it was some kind of metaphor. [18:52:01] Okay, yes, this has my correct stats [18:52:28] So those are my suggested strategies. [18:53:08] Okay, still using my same action. [18:53:12] 1d20+16 [18:53:12] Marianysa rolls 1D20+16: 7 +16 = 23 [18:53:21] Vs ref [18:53:27] miss [18:53:40] It gets a save [18:53:44] Glitterime, not Glittertime [18:54:01] It failed the save [18:54:06] sweet [18:54:57] On its turn it moves and provokes an OA from Mari [18:55:01] Do you take it? [18:56:10] DH! HOW DARE YOU CHANGE MY BACKGROUND COLOR?! [18:56:22] I AM TRYING TO SET THE MOOD THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS [18:56:32] If you all get into position, we can flank/surround the creature and get a tactical advantage before it gets to make a save again [18:56:34] Oh, SORRY. >_< [18:56:38] I thought it was local only! [18:56:39] and it may even fail that save [18:56:41] Not full-on! [18:56:51] (Was having trouble seeing the grid. -_-) [18:56:59] screw your troubles [18:57:06] I have money [18:57:09] or something [18:57:24] Oh hey, Lilith. :D [18:57:30] Lilith? [18:57:38] Anywho, Mari [18:57:43] Gonna need that OA or not [18:57:53] Holding off on the OA. [18:57:57] kayo [18:58:01] 1d20+5 [18:58:01] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+5: 13 +5 = 18 [18:58:08] It's pissed now [18:58:19] [Mauz's Turn] [18:58:24] Hope that cliff's close. [18:59:28] Waiting to see/hear what direction said cliff's in. [18:59:36] It passed its save? [18:59:50] Otherwise, Mauz was going to move and Dread Star the thing to keep it immobile. [19:00:27] Yeah [19:00:32] That's what the 18 was [19:00:37] There we go! [19:01:59] And Dread Star... [19:02:11] Oh, also, cursing the damned thing, bah. [19:02:17] Curse, THEN star. [19:02:19] 1d20+12 [19:02:19] Mauz rolls 1D20+12: 17 +12 = 29 [19:02:26] 29 vs Will [19:03:05] hits [19:03:19] brb, bathroom [19:03:23] 3d6+7 [19:03:24] Mauz rolls 3D6+7: 2 4 2 +7 = 15 [19:03:28] Radiant damage, curse is... [19:03:30] 1d6 [19:03:30] Mauz rolls 1D6: 6 [19:03:33] Additional 6. [19:03:47] 21 damage [19:03:53] Also, immobed until end of Mauz's next turn AND Will save -2 (save) [19:04:29] oh fuck you >:( [19:04:31] :P [19:04:42] MAUZ GETS TO HIT THINGS FOR ONCE [19:04:44] :C [19:05:12] 1d20+17 [19:05:12] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 9 +17 = 26 [19:05:16] NO MAUZ MISSES [19:05:19] MAUZ ALWAYS MISSES [19:05:21] ;_; [19:05:24] JUST ASK THE GIANTESS [19:05:27] See this is why he's... [19:05:28] SHE DIDN'T MIND THOUGH [19:05:29] OH BURN [19:05:40] * Mauz emos in a corner. -_- [19:05:51] Temper hits! [19:05:54] 1d8+5 [19:05:54] NovaSeaker rolls 1D8+5: 5 +5 = 10 [19:06:11] Let's migrate this thing south. [19:06:13] [Aurora's Turn] 01[19:07:12] Moving, firing off a sunstrike. 01[19:07:41] ... odd. Why does sunstrike list a different to-hit than the other powers? 01[19:07:47] It's lower. 01[19:07:52] Rolling as printed for now 01[19:07:53] 1d20+11 [19:07:53] Aurora rolls 1D20+11: 3 +11 = 14 01[19:07:57] Let's see if it... it own't matter [19:08:01] Polly would missed anyway 01[19:08:05] vs Ref [19:08:16] Is it a invoker power? [19:08:17] Miss 01[19:08:36] It uses Wis, so it whoudln't matter 01[19:08:51] ... wait. Actually, it would. 01[19:08:59] Invokers don't get holy symbols as implements. 01[19:09:00] -_- [19:09:50] 1d20+14 [19:09:50] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+14: 4 +14 = 18 [19:09:52] miss [19:10:05] [Phanos's Turn] [19:10:12] Now, now. I have to play Mauz just a LITTLE crazy. [19:10:16] I'm going to move south too. [19:10:35] oh shit johen [19:10:39] hold on rusty [19:11:01] 1d20 [19:11:01] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20: 3 [19:11:10] johen fails whatever he was gonna do [19:11:11] go ahead [19:11:21] Okay, Well, I just wanted to double move there [19:11:29] okay [19:12:30] [Mari's Turn] 01[19:14:07] :3 [19:14:42] Yongone? [19:16:22] ....? [19:16:26] Oooh... kay 01[19:16:30] :/ [19:16:35] Lurking Two-Maws goes [19:17:10] close burst 3 hits Temper and Mari [19:17:19] 2x1d20+16 [19:17:20] NovaSeaker rolls 2x1D20+16: ( 10 +16 = 26 ) ( 9 +16 = 25 ) = 51 [19:17:35] hits temper misses Mari [19:17:42] Mari fails to take her Aegis action [19:17:55] 4d10+5 damage [19:17:55] NovaSeaker rolls 4D10+5: 9 7 1 5 +5 = 27 [19:17:57] Hahahah http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internationale I really like how it ends every stanza by framing the words with "|:" and ":|" [19:18:05] slide 1 square and knocked prone [19:18:05] Oh balls. D: 01[19:18:08] ugh [19:18:16] |: This is the final struggle [19:18:16] Let us group together, and tomorrow [19:18:16] The Internationale [19:18:17] Will be the human race :| 01[19:18:17] Yon, where are you? [19:18:22] slide im down [19:18:28] why? [19:18:38] Lurking Two Maws decides where to slide him [19:18:47] Why would Lurking Two Maws help you? [19:19:13] oh, guh [19:19:25] [Mauz's Turn] [19:21:28] Yon must've disconnected or something [19:21:34] Thinking, since Temp getting slung messes with things... [19:21:34] Or his kitchen is on fire [19:22:36] E-Blast~ [19:22:45] 1d20+12 [19:22:46] Mauz rolls 1D20+12: 13 +12 = 25 [19:23:00] vs Reflex [19:23:44] fail [19:24:16] Bah. Ah, well. [19:24:29] 1d20+17 [19:24:29] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 9 +17 = 26 [19:24:32]