Start of #Exalted buffer: Wed Dec 02 23:12:02 2009 [22:27:10] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [22:27:17] Heyo [22:27:22] Hi Novas [22:27:22] Hey Nova. [22:27:23] What's up? [22:27:31] Started watching G Gundam [22:27:41] GUNDAM FAAAAAIIIIIIIIIITO [22:27:52] Glad to see it's not as lousy with stock footage as GaoGaiGar [22:28:21] Welp, I was thinking of maybe giving you a couple warnings first but... :V [22:28:34] A couple of warnings? ^_^; [22:29:41] (Also, it's pretty funny to notice things that Gurren-Lagann was making a tribute to. Like the sky-point.) [22:29:58] Well, that it's completely and utterly insane, and that the plot is glacial at first. [22:30:22] How glacial are we talking? Because GaoGaiGar was pretty fucking glacial. [22:31:08] It doesn't take quite as long to get moving as GaoGaiGar, but the plot stalls out for a bit after it gets properly rolling. [22:32:41] * NovaSeaker nods. [22:32:59] But then it gets going again and the last leg of the series is epic and fantastic and has manly tears. [22:33:06] And by insane, what do you mean? Cause Gurren-Lagann is pretty fucking insane, but in a totally awesome way. [22:33:22] Well, how many episodes in are you? [22:33:42] 3 [22:33:59] Ah, okay, so you haven't quite begun to experience the insanity. [22:34:08] When I say "started watching" I mean "just started" :P [22:34:12] haha [22:34:31] See, G Gundam has quite possibly the most bizarre and whimsical mecha design of any mecha anime I've ever seen, and that's saying something. [22:34:59] Yeah, I think I started to notice with the shaolin gundam having crazy dragon arms for one second. [22:35:14] It gets better. [22:35:21] That's one of the most reasonable designs in the entire series. [22:35:56] In fact, the only mecha that are LESS silly are Domon's mechs and his arch rival's mech. [22:36:29] I'm not going to spoil too much, but... [22:36:45] The Netherlands have a Gundam. [22:36:50] WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY [22:39:13] And because I know how you feel about them... [22:39:22] hahahahaha [22:39:23] http://denver.craigslist.org/mis/1489299936.html [22:39:30] I'm going to give you 30 episodes warning to brace yourself for the Gundam with boobs. [22:39:41] hahahahahahaha [22:39:43] ... how DOES Nova feel about robots with boobs? [22:40:08] I don't think I've ever expressed a distaste or like for them, so I'm not sure why Yon brought up my feelings. [22:40:30] Oh wait, the GaoGaiGar robotits. [22:40:31] Bullshit, you bitched about the Ryuu sisters in Final a whole bunch. [22:40:42] Yeah, yeah you're right. [22:40:46] They're fucking terrible. [22:40:51] The ones where the covers fell off? [22:41:19] (I had actually repressed the memory, so I was all "well I've never seen them so I don't really know..." and then I remembered the image and FUCK) [22:41:49] Robotits are so much worse than lizardtits. [22:42:05] Actually, I think it's only Super Robotits that bother me. [22:42:13] You're fine with Real Robotits? [22:42:29] Cause, like, on a human-sized robot it could maybe be considered somewhat asthetic or whatever. I dunno. [22:42:38] dirrrrrreeeeeeeeective [22:42:51] But just the idea of this gigantic robot sculpted with huge robotits makes me mad. [22:44:22] G Gundams robotits are somewhat balanced by the fact that the pilot is literally THE most badass female pilot in a Gundam series. [22:45:51] (also can you see why Kallen's fan nickname is "Domon's Daughter" yet? :V ) [22:46:28] Haha [22:46:46] Hey, they're even both Japanese :V [22:47:29] They've even got the same damn pose for their finisher. [22:48:05] (When Code Geass debuts in SRW, they need to use G Gundam as well so that they can have a combo attack :V ) [22:48:24] reminds me, do they have one with TTGL yet? [22:48:30] Nope. [22:49:22] Something tells me TTGL would sorta steal the show. [22:49:36] Big shows that we're still waiting on: TTGL, Code Geass, Gundam 00, Diebuster, Shin Mazinger, Macross F [22:49:43] Sakura Taisen. [22:49:43] I mean, you'd have to have some enemy requiring the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. [22:49:43] :( [22:50:30] Well, SRW villains tend to be RIDICULOUSLY overpowered. [22:50:35] Even the Hyper Galactic Gurren-Lagann is probably bigger than most things on the show. [22:50:45] the other shows.* [22:51:12] I think Nono's huge combined form might be about... twice the size of Choginga Gurren-Lagann? [22:51:37] Actually based on her impact on the moon, she's probably about the same size. [22:51:50] Keiser Esphes from the Alpha series is basically Space Satan, attempting to rewrite all reality into a literal living hell. [22:52:08] Hah [22:52:17] With the power to cause despair in the heart of Gai Motherfucking Shishio. [22:52:23] That sounds like a job for a galaxy-sized mech. [22:52:34] Hoshi! [22:53:04] That definately sounds like the job for a spiral warrior though. :V [22:53:19] At least, for Simon [22:53:22] And hey, if you want a villain BIG enough to trade blows with TTGL itself, well, this is the PERFECT oppurtunity to bring in Getter Emperor. [22:53:40] Lord Genome woulda just gone "oh, okay. :/" and started murdering your party cause he gave up. [22:53:59] I thought Getter Emperor was only solar-system sized? [22:54:13] Yes but Super Spiral Space can deal with that. :V [22:54:37] TTGL can fight in real space though, by generating its own internal super spiral space. :V [22:54:40] Also, I'm pretty fucking sure that having Spiral Energy around would cause Getter Emperor to start evolving even faster. [22:54:47] Hah [22:55:01] Since that's literally it's thing, the power of uncontrolled evolution. [22:55:05] I think I've watched a Getter Robo anime. [22:55:12] Getter Emperor is practically the Spiral Nemesis. [22:55:16] Hahaha [22:55:25] haaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. [22:55:37] Oh, also, I think the Spiral Nemesis is complete bullshit. [22:55:56] You know the premise of it is creating too much matter through spiral energy that it all collapses into a black hole? [22:56:37] Yeah? [22:56:53] TTGL's FINGERTIP is larger than the super-massive black hole at the center of the milky way. TTGL's Yoko Rifle ALONE should have collapsed under its own mass. [22:57:03] Spiral Space. [22:57:07] Spiral Energy. [22:57:23] Spiral Space messes with physics [22:57:29] Spiral Energy obviously has the power to stop the gravity well of a black hole from forming. [22:57:33] Exactly. [22:57:44] Other things that would work for putting Gurren Lagann in an SRW game: [22:57:48] So there's no reason to fear too much mass creating a hyper-massive black hole. [22:58:01] Use the CGGL factory to make GIGANTIC VERSIONS OF EVERYONE'S ROBOTS. [22:58:08] AHAHAHA [22:58:11] That's awesome [22:58:21] Space G Gundam? [22:58:25] City sized Genesic GaoGaiGar? YES PLEASE [22:58:32] Oh man [22:58:39] Space Genesic GaoGaiGar! [22:58:55] Think how big Space Goldion Crusher would be. [22:58:57] (Cause you have to add "Space" to demark it being Arc-GL sized.) [22:59:09] Would be the size of... what, the moon? [22:59:10] Yeah [22:59:23] I think that works, judging by the Arc-GL trying to push the moon away. [22:59:48] Also there's something else that would help but it's spoilers for the second TTGL movie so... [23:00:07] (Also, I don't know why everyone likes "Chouginga" Gurren-Lagann more than "Hyper-Galactic Gurren-Lagann") [23:00:43] It's the translation I would use over "Super Galaxy" [23:00:49] I think Diebuster is a bigger problem scale-wise, but in completely the opposite direction. Because by SRW rules, Nono would be THE ultimate unit. [23:00:52] Gets the same message across and sounds better. [23:00:59] Chouginga's syllabery flows better. [23:01:03] Oh? [23:01:23] The smaller a unit is in SRW, the higher a bonus to dodge they get. [23:01:28] The word "chouginga" just sounds funny to me. [23:01:35] Funnier than "Super Galaxy" [23:01:52] Nono would be harder to hit than the most agile real robots, and able to TAKE the rare hits she got with the best supers. [23:02:08] But she isn't that small? [23:02:45] (Also, I like thinking of the TTGL as "Heaven-Shattering Gurren-Lagann") [23:03:08] Since when is she not small? I saw no evidence that she grows in Buster Machine 7 mode. [23:07:20] Oooh [23:07:28] You mean her regular form. [23:07:35] I thought you meant her combined form. [23:07:57] Yeah. Which she'd PROBABLY use for most of the game. Diebuster would be a late-game upgrade, most likely. [23:10:26] I guess she could be one of those characters who only shows up every 10 levels or so to help out for most of the game and then the Diebuster event is when she fully joins the team but I think she deserves a little better than that as the main character of the series. [23:11:34] * NovaSeaker nods. [23:11:52] Plus it doesn't really suit her, a lot of the characters they do that with are the sort of "DRAMATICALLY SHOW UP AND THEN VANISH AS SUDDENLY AS THEY APPEARED" sort, or minor allies. [23:11:55] Maybe they could just describe her as not being as agile as she should be becaue she's clumsy :V [23:12:31] An example of the first type being The Big O as it appears in Z, and an example of the second type would be The Eldorado 5 as they appear in K [23:12:39] Or, you know, have her be moral support for most of the game, and then you only get her Buster Machine 7 mode like, three fights from the end. [23:13:06] Which would reflect her role in the OAV pretty acurately. :V [23:13:53] Like, she could just be "part" of ... damn... what's her name... L'arc? [23:13:57] Except in the OAV that was close to half the series. :V [23:13:59] Her friend's mech. [23:14:14] Yeah, L'arc. [23:14:21] * NovaSeaker nods. [23:14:35] Well I mean, they could fudge it for the sake of game balance. [23:14:50] That's not a bad idea, actually. Have one of Dix-Neuf's attacks be Nono jumps in for a SUPER INAZUMA KIIIIICK [23:15:01] Like, delay her Federation awakening until the end so you don't have access to a super high dodgey and tanky unit. [23:15:07] Yeah [23:15:08] Inazuma was the name of my Zapdos. :( [23:15:19] Hah [23:16:02] I still want Gunbuster, Diebuster, Evangelion, and Gurren-Lagann all in the same game so they can have a four series crossover SUPER ULTRA INAZUMA KICK! [23:17:26] Hahaha [23:17:50] Oh man, that's right. The Inazuma Kick was the last move Shinji and Asuka used in their syncronized battle, wasn't it? [23:17:56] Yup! [23:18:02] haaahaha [23:18:14] oh, right. Tomorrow. [23:18:31] Tentatively titling the session "Mari dies in stomach acid". :| [23:18:32] You fight monster t-rex tomorrow? [23:18:36] Gainax loves that shit. [23:18:38] Hahahahaha [23:18:53] Man, Yon, did you even agree to going in after Pardrengo? [23:19:05] It has in fact been my plan. [23:19:10] Me and Dem just keep talking about it, but I don't remember you every going "hell yes!" [23:19:15] I'm just trying to work out the best way to do it. [23:19:18] -y [23:19:54] Well, you'd have to say something like "Guys. Be right back." and Aurora goes "Mari!? Where are you going?!", and then you'd have to go "I'm going to get my guide." [23:20:11] SHe could turn off her Beta Capsule and stop being Ultraman. :| [23:20:17] ? [23:20:44] i have no idea what I"m saying. :( [23:20:57] Do.. do you need to go to sleep or something? ^_^; [23:21:09] an hour and a half ago, probably@ [23:21:16] But I gotta finish this LP video [23:21:24] An Ultraman whose Ultraman form was human size would probably not be a very good Ultraman. :( [23:21:26] And maybe watch the new Illbleed [23:21:27] :( [23:22:43] Hmm, did I not end up swapping ritual caster for alchemy after all? [23:22:55] I don't think you did [23:23:05] Cause you've made magic items already [23:23:08] Because that could've been hilarious. :V [23:23:16] Which indicates you're a ritual caster. [23:23:17] You could retrain a feat! [23:23:19] Huh? [23:23:27] I dunno :( [23:23:40] Why would that have been hilarious, Yon? [23:24:03] Drop an entire stock of them in the stomach [23:24:13] (Also, I'm not sure you can retrain feats chosen as a class feature. Like how you can't retrain class build choices.) [23:24:26] Take it in addition or I dunno [23:24:31] * NovaSeaker nods. [23:24:43] What are you DOING?! Improvising. [23:26:08] But oh man, I haven't used forceful dismissal yet and I bet THAT would work wonders on the inside of a stomach. :V [23:26:17] What's that? [23:26:22] Oh god. My Name is Kaz is talking about this one dragon boss and how it has no dick because he can't see one on it. [23:26:49] So now I'm wondering how this relates to D&D dragon art. D: [23:26:55] 2d8+8 damage, pushes target three squares. [23:26:55] Yon rolls 2D8+8: 8 8 +8 = 24 [23:27:00] hee [23:27:12] DAMMIT FUUKO SAVE THAT FOR THE REAL SESSION [23:27:44] Spikes of agony, ALSO GOOD. [23:29:08] hahaha [23:29:14] What's that? [23:29:49] It takes 2d10+8 plus another 8 if it moves before my next turn. [23:29:53] I'd imagine that push effects originating inside a creature's stomach operates as slides. [23:30:00] Ooh. [23:30:40] I was imagining that push effects originating inside a creature's stomach just wreak havoc on it's gastrointestinal system. :( [23:31:02] Oh, so you want a liquid atomic shotgun, got it. [23:31:35] Well I was thinking at the very least that making his stomach bounce around is gonna make him more likely to puke us up. [23:32:22] Or go the other way. [23:32:29] Heh [23:32:42] Well any damage will make him more likely to puke you up. [23:33:17] * Kentaro (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) has joined #Exalted [23:33:23] Hey Cha [23:33:28] (seriously, I'm gonna blend this motherfuckers innards) [23:33:36] Hahaha [23:34:22] I can just picture Pardrengo when Mari shows up. [23:34:23] Re Cha. Who is likely sleeping [23:34:42] All covered in blood and puke and eyeballs and twenty other parts they can't identify [23:34:59] He's still got like, six rounds before he dies. [23:35:06] Actually before he's unconcious. [23:35:11] About 10 before he dies. [23:35:43] We said we'd pay him, and BY THE FLAME, WE ARE GIVING HIM OUR MONEY [23:36:20] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [23:36:42] Pardrengo: "So, lass! `member when I said ol Lurkin' Two-Maws dinnae even have a stomach, just a void? Looks like ya shouldn' believe everything ya hear! Ha-haaa!" *stabs at Two-Maw's stomach lining.* [23:42:12] huh. If you name your character or the dog after a dirty word, this happens. http://www.viddler.com/explore/kazeugma/videos/23/ [23:42:53] 3 instead of 1 [23:45:00] Wow, the Gabriel Knight LP is finally done. [23:45:08] ...two games to go. :V [23:45:12] Wow, nice [23:45:23] Planescape Torment LP is 3 years old :toot: [23:47:17] (but yeah, basically REALLY looking forward to tomorrow's game) [23:49:19] cool :D [23:50:29] Dem: Did he just take 5 damage for naming his dog a dirty word? [23:50:55] Nah [23:51:01] It's the effects of the desert [23:51:12] The price of taking the boat thing gets tripled [23:56:06] Haha [23:56:14] I thought it was just Potty Mouth [23:59:11] Okay, finished watching the Toriko special. [23:59:26] If this doesn't get turned into a full blown TV series it will be a LITERAL CRIME [23:59:32] :D [23:59:34] :O [00:00:25] Oh man. I should watch the King's Quest lP [00:00:27] I heard it's good [00:08:49] Sleepin [00:23:01] Night [00:23:04] * Yon is now known as sleepyon [01:05:44] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [05:42:06] Oh man, Chemistry.com paired me up with a taoist opera singer from Boston [05:42:12] I think I have to sign up for that. :( [09:38:45] http://evy-and-cats.deviantart.com/art/549-109369459 awwww [09:52:55] * sleepyon is now known as Yon [10:02:47] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) has joined #Exalted [10:05:46] * Kentaro (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [10:16:33] * Yon (dlarmour@wnpgmb1302w-ad01-29-76.dynamic.mts.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [10:21:35] * Yon (dlarmour@wnpgmb1302w-ad01-29-76.dynamic.mts.net) has joined #Exalted [10:24:46] * Il_Dice (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [10:24:47] * Demotafk (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [10:25:22] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Demotafk [10:40:45] ...that's weird. [10:41:29] My logs seem to have been rolled back to the D&D session [10:41:45] ... weird [11:33:49] * Yon (dlarmour@wnpgmb1302w-ad01-29-76.dynamic.mts.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [11:33:57] * Disconnected [11:34:01] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Exalted [11:34:02] * Rejoined channel #Exalted [11:34:02] * Topic is '#Exalted: You relieved yourself! Your condition became "a shadow of a man with robostic body weilding a sword and bashing it in the air " | Sharn II: Weekly Wednesday Sessions, Go!| Odal's Fen: hecho en mexico | Dem's GT IP: 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 | Youkai Thursdays 5 Pacific | http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg |TV screens means soft core gay erotica' [11:34:02] * Set by Kentaro!CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net on Thu Nov 12 19:09:15 [11:35:15] * Yon (dlarmour@wnpgmb1302w-ad01-29-76.dynamic.mts.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [11:35:15] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [11:35:15] * Demota (demota@71.202.41.240) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [11:35:30] * Yon (dlarmour@wnpgmb1302w-ad01-29-76.dynamic.mts.net) has joined #Exalted [11:43:18] * Yon (dlarmour@wnpgmb1302w-ad01-29-76.dynamic.mts.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [11:43:32] * Yon (dlarmour@wnpgmb1302w-ad01-29-76.dynamic.mts.net) has joined #Exalted [12:03:03] http://yro.slashdot.org/story/09/12/01/2045227/Scientology-Charged-With-Slavery-Human-Trafficking :ohsnap: [12:03:31] ....oh Gygax. [12:03:33] Gary Gygax, author of the Tomb of Horrors posted: [12:03:34] Another nadir of Dungeon Mastering is the "killer-dungeon" concept. These campaigns are a travesty of the role-playing adventure game, for there is no development and identification with carefully nurtured player personae. In such campaigns, the sadistic referee takes unholy delight in slaughtering endless hordes of hapless player characters with unavoidable death traps and horrific monsters set to ambush participants as soon as th [12:14:38] hahahaa [12:14:44] to ambush participants as soon as th [12:42:29] horrific monsters set to ambush participants as soon as they set foot outside the door of their safe house. [12:43:51] Really, Gygax. Really? [12:59:16] * Demotafk (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [12:59:18] * Il_Dice (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [13:22:42] Hahhahaha, we now have a WoW version of grognards.txt [13:23:06] Oh? [13:24:00] http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3236098 [13:24:17] Now I finally know the context of "Please stop killing the dragon that I love." [13:34:17] * Kentaro (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) has joined #Exalted [14:36:44] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [14:37:04] eyo [14:37:22] Hey [14:37:23] What's up? [14:38:07] namuch [14:38:17] went to work today, even though I was still sick [14:38:23] * Dmeota nods :/ [14:38:25] * Dmeota is now known as Demota [14:38:26] My boss let me out early once I got something done [14:38:30] How are you now? [14:38:30] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Demota [14:38:37] Still pretty crappy [14:38:50] Not so much that it'll stop me from running, though [14:39:21] * Demota nods [14:43:37] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeology_awareness_playing_cards Huh. this is kinda cool [14:53:21] Ajahahahahaha [14:53:21] http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=108211180&sid=1&pageNo=1 posted: [14:53:21] Whats with the sexist class names? I demand female versions!!! [14:53:21] Male / Female [14:53:21] Warrior / Amazon [14:53:22] Priest / Priestess [14:53:22] Druid / Druidess [14:53:24] Warlock / Witch [14:53:24] Rogue / Roguess [14:53:26] Shaman / Shawoman [14:53:26] Paladin / Battle Nun [14:53:28] Hunter / Huntress [14:53:28] Mage / Magess [14:53:30] Also, I demand the title "enchantress" be applied to females who take up enchanting. [14:53:33] hahhaahhaahhahhaahhahahah [14:53:35] Battle Nun [14:53:43] ROGUESS [14:54:10] MAGESS [14:55:13] ...I'm sorry, Shawoman takes the cake. [14:55:28] hahahahha, oh man, I forgot that [15:01:31] * Darkheart (lol@fl-67-235-251-234.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #Exalted [15:01:35] Hey [15:01:43] Hey Nova, have you seen Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit? [15:02:08] What about you, DH? [15:02:21] We bring it up often enough that they pretty much have to have. >_> [15:02:27] Yes. [15:02:38] ... have we? :( [15:02:45] It always comes to mind when I think about the 3.x Caster/Melee divide. :V [15:02:49] nyoro [15:08:35] Hahahahahah [15:08:36] Macro a button to /y DRAGON ROULETTE! PLACE YOUR BETS!, slam that shit and then start spinning the bitch. [15:08:36] 90% of the time people will only die on cyanigosa from laughing too fucking hard to play correctly. [15:08:51] haha [15:09:15] Hehehehe. [15:09:23] Urgh, not feeling too grand tonight. [15:09:27] We're up for the usual? [15:09:39] Yeah [15:09:52] Bluh. [15:20:14] * NovaSeaker peeeers at DH. [15:20:22] Am I gonna have to go capslock on you? [15:21:40] I don't exactly feel like I'm on top of the world right now, and am running on cough syrup and broken dreams. :( [15:22:08] Then down more cough syrup [15:22:14] So you will have more to run on [15:22:21] And toss more dreams into the fire while you're at it. [15:22:44] Break your backs and crack your oars men. If you wish to prevail. [15:23:19] WHITE WHALE [15:23:21] HOLY GRAIL [15:23:59] HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY [15:24:28] Wwwwelp, I done fucked up the project I've been working on for about two weeks at work today [15:24:40] Damn. [15:24:42] What happened? :/ [15:25:03] Well, I finished the inventory counts, and it popped up a list of the changed from the old count [15:25:37] I figured the list would be saved, so I clicked the button to replace the old count with the new one [15:26:10] And the list, which I was supposed to use to double check and see if the missing cards had any misplaced copies or any of that, was deleted [15:26:21] Damn [15:26:26] There's no undo or file history? [15:26:59] No undo, and nobody else on staff knew about the file history [15:27:22] I was tired and rushed, since I was at the end of my shift without a break because today was just the perfect shitstorm, so I fucked up big time [15:27:28] Dman [15:27:39] We now have a more accurate inventory count, but on the other hand, we also don't know where all the missing cards and shit went [15:27:58] Or, for that matter, which ones are missing [15:28:15] No backups anywhere? [15:29:08] Not that I know of! [15:29:16] DH: Seriousl ythough, are you gonna be okay? [15:30:16] Hahaha, Ken just linked me a picture of a total apocalypse including robots skeletonizing people with lasers. Except the lasers are being shot and you can just see the skeletons [15:30:16] AlsoCharles (6:28:56 PM): Maybe also people half-out of the robot lasers [15:30:16] AlsoCharles (6:29:05 PM): So it doesn't look like the robots just fucking hate skeletons [15:30:16] ChewMyIntestines (6:29:22 PM): well thats what im trying to portray [15:30:16] ChewMyIntestines (6:29:33 PM): anti skeleton propaganda [15:31:01] hahahah [15:31:06] Maybe it's ... what's it. [15:31:11] X-rays [15:31:22] Hahah [15:33:07] Not doing too hot, no. [15:33:11] Lemme see how shit pans out. [15:34:48] Breaks are pretty important. There's like, charts and things that show that the longer someone works, there's a ton of diminishing returns in productivity. It get sto the point where productivity actually goes negative [15:34:53] Which is how offices burn down [15:35:26] * Kentaro nods [15:35:56] I just had to finish the cards by the end of the day, which wouldn't be bad except we ALSO had a huge fuckass shipment and a rearrange-the-office project [15:40:42] Oh, nice, the votekick system in 3.3 is SUPER limited. [15:40:55] Oh? [15:41:29] Takes 4 votes to kick a 5th person, and you can only do it once per instance. [15:42:14] ooh [15:44:36] So if you've got two tards, you're screwed. :( [15:47:56] For 15 minutes maximum. [15:48:44] 15 minutes max? [15:49:03] Well, if you're doing random heroics it works like this: [15:49:20] There's a 15 minute deserter debuff for leaving like if you quit a battleground. [15:49:47] Except unlike a bg where it's applied when you quit, it's applied when you first zone into the instance. [15:50:09] So if your group falls apart AFTER 15 minutes, you can just leave and go queue for a new instance. [15:50:17] Aaah [15:51:10] Of course if you're doing some crazy Azjol Nerub in 10 minutes run or something then you've got 5 minutes before you can try another one. :V [15:51:35] Hahaha [15:52:42] I really hope it drops next week, I'm gonna have a properly geared tank in no time. :toot: [15:53:53] Man, I really want to sign up for Chemistry, but I need to find a place where my credit card info is online :( [16:00:39] I was briefly wondering why you wanted to take a chemistry class. :downs: [16:01:16] Hahah [16:01:37] God damnit, neither Paypal nor XBox Live list my full number [16:01:55] Did...you lose your card? [16:02:23] Listing the full number's a pretty huge security risk [16:02:31] Try to find an old credit card statement [16:02:36] That's the only place I can think of [16:02:57] Dem: That's why I expected Paypal to do it. :maddowns: [16:03:04] I gave my card to my parents, and I have no idea where the old statements are [16:09:47] This sucks. I really want to sign up, just for a shot at the taoist opera singer [16:10:47] Can you ask for the card back? [16:10:58] How long until the taoist opera singer expires? [16:11:04] I could, but still, it's a pain [16:11:09] It's a daily match [16:11:38] So you can't access the thing again later? [16:12:59] Can you just ask to use your parents' credit card for one day? [16:14:03] Probably not [16:14:14] And I don't think they take dating sites seriously as a thing anyways [16:14:18] * Demota nods. :/ [16:14:30] I'd help you out but my card isn't here yet. [16:14:43] There's no way to save her profile at all? [16:14:59] Or send some kind of communication, even a thing to show interest? [16:17:21] It doesn't look like it [16:18:29] I think there is such a feature, but it may just be for paying customers [16:18:34] Look into it. [16:19:50] Just a heads up, Morgan and I are gonna be playing L4D2 if anyone is interested. =) [16:20:06] Oh, hey, yeah, I could maybe use some of that [16:20:13] Hi Matt [16:20:17] Can you help Charles with credit card stuff? [16:20:20] Heya [16:20:22] Wait, maybe Paypal can be a solution instead of a problem [16:20:34] We'll start a lobby, feel free to join at your leisure. [16:20:39] If someone buys me a Chemistry membership, I can paypal them the cost of it [16:20:45] I'd like to help with L4D2, but it's ... what's it. [16:20:51] Nova's game in 40 minutes [16:21:04] Paypal IS the world's most popular payment solution [16:21:16] How soon can you paypal back? [16:21:23] Heart disease is America's most popular life solution. :| [16:21:31] Well, if I can go off my credit card, like, immediately [16:21:45] Saline drip is a water-based solution. [16:21:52] * Demota nods [16:22:02] I unfortunately do not have money. =( Otherwise I would be able to help with credit card stuff. [16:22:09] My credit card isn't here yet... I';m hoping it gets here in the mail today. [16:22:19] (Should I just start and you can jump in if you want?) [16:22:24] Bonus nerd: Paypal is the world's most popular payment solution TO THE ANTI-LIFE EQUATION [16:22:27] I'm gonna join soon [16:22:31] I just need to close down WOW [16:22:36] Cool [16:22:44] So wait for me if you feel like it [16:22:51] I do feel like it. [16:23:19] Dem: When does your mail usually come? [16:23:44] In maybe an hour, hour and a half. Sometimes now. [16:23:45] It varies. [16:23:55] But I don't think it'll be there. [16:23:56] * Kentaro nods [16:24:11] It must take a while, living on a street with tens of thousands of houses. :| [16:24:12] Maybe Nova could help, if you can get him paid back real quick. [16:24:15] hahaha [16:24:39] I could paypal him, so yeah [16:24:49] I think he probably understands the urgency of chemistry.com :| [16:25:27] Oh, Matt, what campaign are you guys doing? [16:25:46] Hard Rain? [16:25:55] I'm still missing the campaign achievement for 4 levels [16:25:55] =( [16:26:14] Sweet, I love Hard Rain [16:26:31] Steam's been allegedly preparing to launch L4D for about six minutes [16:27:46] Bah, steam. [16:27:47] Oh man [16:27:54] I never told you guys about this bug that Morgan and I had [16:28:04] H1N1? :( [16:28:06] We were playing L4D2 on... Parish, I think [16:28:10] Boohaha [16:28:19] And for one level, all of the zombies bugged out [16:28:23] and they were running sideways on the ground [16:28:31] like, literally, they would collapse as though dying, and then run along the ground sideways [16:28:34] hahhahaa [16:28:37] Like 3 stooges [16:28:41] EXACTLY [16:28:42] like that. [16:28:46] hahahahah wow [16:32:25] I see the mail truck outside [16:35:43] No card. [16:35:45] Sorry Charles [16:35:45] You [16:35:51] 'll have to find someone else to help [16:38:39] http://www.atlus.com/res/strangejourney_faithful_demonpassword.jpg [16:49:58] Son of a bitch, lost connection to Steam [16:51:50] It feels WEIRD, reading through old manga where everything got mirrored left to right [16:57:59] 1d20 [16:57:59] Demota rolls 1D20: 16 [16:59:35] Now hosting GT [17:03:44] Bleh. [17:05:09] :( [17:07:19] How are you feeling? [17:07:24] Better than before, I hope? :/ [17:10:25] Not quite. [17:10:34] Are... are you going to be okay? [17:10:36] :( [17:11:07] IP? [17:11:12] I'm not DYING. [17:11:30] Pard is. [17:11:33] But I'm not. [17:11:37] (We are so fucked. :V) [17:11:51] It's on the chan topic [17:21:18] * Demota pokes Nova [17:21:42] be right there, eatin dinner [17:30:07] Rusty's gonna be about an hour late [17:30:15] ALright [17:30:40] He went to go hang out with some friends an hour away from where he lives, and forgot some papers he was grading there, so he had to go back and get them [17:30:54] * Demota nods [17:31:12] * ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaSeaker [17:31:47] Alright, so... yep that's everyone. [17:31:56] Everyone IC! [17:32:04] We're at the top of the init order... [17:32:05] * Demota is now known as Aurora [17:33:30] Alright, until Rusty gets here, Phanos will just be rolling d2s, and if he gets a 2 he does 8 damage. [17:35:35] * Darkheart is now known as Mauz [17:36:02] Cha, you need help with money? [17:37:08] Lesse. [17:37:30] Mauz has blown Frigid Darkness, Dread Star, an AP and Dark One's so far. [17:38:00] Waitin on Yon [17:38:19] Oop. wasn't paying attention [17:38:25] * Yon is now known as Marianysa [17:38:36] no prob [17:38:47] 1d2 [17:38:47] NovaSeaker rolls 1D2: 1 [17:38:50] phanos misses [17:39:05] [Mari's Turn] [17:39:19] I used... hm [17:39:32] Blade Angel [17:39:40] ... searing light? Did I? [17:40:14] Question [17:40:17] I might have used Searing Light [17:40:23] Alright next time we have to stop combat midsession, everyone mark down what they used previously. :P [17:40:26] Answer [17:40:36] Do I have ANY indication that Pard is in there? [17:40:42] Oh definately. [17:40:42] Alive I mean [17:40:46] Oh, no. [17:40:53] Well, it swalloewd him whole [17:40:57] It didn't chew him [17:40:57] Yeah [17:41:02] He was screaming as he went in. [17:41:16] And in D&D, I don't think any creature instantly kills whatever it swallows [17:41:19] And the central maw kinda just, sucked him in. [17:41:28] Heh, yeah [17:41:30] Okay, I did NOT use searing light [17:41:47] I used Command [17:42:02] If you want, you can use a minor action to make a perception check [17:42:08] I will do that. [17:42:16] I think that's all I did [17:42:41] Roll it [17:43:00] As soon as my sheet is up. :nyoron: I knew I forgot something [17:43:05] haha [17:43:09] oshi, me too [17:43:14] * NovaSeaker opens Johen [17:44:21] Slow computer is slow. :( [17:44:56] Loaded! [17:47:28] Rolling perception [17:47:37] 1d20+7 [17:47:37] Marianysa rolls 1D20+7: 6 +7 = 13 [17:47:59] You aren't sure. [17:48:06] Use another Minor. :| [17:48:11] can't [17:48:14] :( [17:48:16] conditions haven't changed [17:48:34] I'll use a perception on my turn, then free action to say. [17:49:24] http://zip.4chan.org/tg/src/1259803759578.jpg Just as an amusing aside. [17:49:56] Attacking this turn, Mari? [17:50:02] I remember that [17:50:10] I like the bite marks on teh dog [17:50:28] Can I make it to the maw this turn? [17:50:49] Hrm [17:50:58] You can try to grab one of his tentacles [17:51:14] And then she'll probably try to eat you on her turn. [17:51:35] her tentacles* [17:51:55] What if I used Armathor's Step? [17:52:06] To... teleport into it's stomach? @_@ [17:52:15] She's on a mission. [17:52:20] Admittedly, this is hell of hardcore. [17:52:22] You have to see to teleport. [17:52:27] I don't think you can do that, just cause you need line of sight. But I will say you CAN teleport directly into it's maw. [17:52:31] Eve learned this the hard way with Coldheart. [17:52:32] And we do have to keep the guy ALIVE. [17:52:41] Because she is duuuuuumb. [17:52:48] ( or at least, has a 10 ) [17:52:50] Eve isn't dumb :( [17:53:00] Does she have 21 Int? [17:53:02] Aurora's dumb :( [17:53:05] If not then she is duuuuumb [17:53:13] Yur dum :( [17:54:00] You still have a standard action, Yon [17:54:16] Then I'm stabbing into the mouth to make sure there's not a void in there. [17:54:34] Orb of annihilation? [17:54:41] haha [17:54:45] Melee basic? [17:54:50] (and, you know, making it angry.) [17:54:54] At least mark it or something. : [17:54:56] :| [17:55:05] Then if it attacks, you can aegis it into its own stomach [17:55:09] it will be [17:55:10] metal [17:55:20] She already has it marked [17:55:27] Yeah, melee basic. [17:55:28] And she can't do that [17:55:33] 1d20+18 [17:55:33] Marianysa rolls 1D20+18: 10 +18 = 28 [17:55:35] Why not? [17:55:37] Hits [17:55:42] All teleports require line of sight. [17:55:55] And aeigs lets you teleport to a square adjacent to a creature, not in its space. [17:56:12] So you can't teleport it into its own stomach [17:56:15] But yeah, right now priority one is making sure pard does NOT die. [17:56:28] Right [17:56:32] Does Shezna have a good view of this? [17:56:36] Roll damage [17:56:37] We gotta put on a good display. :| [17:56:49] 1d10+8 [17:56:49] Marianysa rolls 1D10+8: 8 +8 = 16 [17:56:51] Dem: Are you checking to see what Shezna is doing? [17:57:17] Probably a single glance, earlier on in the fight. [17:57:33] Kinda got something on our minds. [17:58:06] She threw herself onto the floor and is currently trying to wriggle out of her bonds. [17:58:40] 1d20+15 [17:58:41] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+15: 6 +15 = 21 [17:58:48] That hit your fort, Mari? :V [17:59:11] oh hey, it does [17:59:14] Swallowed! [17:59:37] I like how resisting a flu and getting swallowed key off of the same thing [17:59:55] And it bites at Mauz [18:00:03] 1d20+17 vs AC [18:00:03] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 20 +17 = 37 [18:00:05] .... [18:00:07] NO MAAAAAAAAAAUZ [18:00:12] MAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ [18:00:17] I might have to heal him for once. [18:00:35] WHAT [18:00:36] 24 damage and you're dazed until the end of your next turn. [18:00:40] ... oh dammit. :V [18:00:51] Oh. Pff [18:00:53] He can take that [18:01:07] and temper gets hit with tentacle [18:01:09] 1d20+17 [18:01:10] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 13 +17 = 30 [18:01:12] hits [18:01:19] Bad tentacles. D: [18:01:22] 2d6+5 [18:01:22] NovaSeaker rolls 2D6+5: 6 6 +5 = 17 [18:01:25] 17 damag [18:01:30] Temper's pretty bad [18:01:33] And he's grabbed [18:01:42] Ouchers. [18:02:00] Alright, I'll have to heal Temper [18:02:05] Temper's bloodied [18:02:08] Okay. TIME TO MOVE---dammit. [18:02:26] I likely can't use area blasts without hitting tentacled peoples... or can I? [18:02:29] Temper also gets slid around as the tentacle grabbing him flails about [18:02:49] If you can place the AOE where it doesn't cover an ally, then sure [18:02:56] Grabbed targets occupy their own squares [18:03:02] Groovy. [18:03:05] and you don't have line of effect to swallowed peoples [18:03:17] [Mauz's Turn] [18:03:22] Okay then! [18:03:36] Acidic implan--wait, checking Dazed effect. [18:03:37] He's Dazd, right? [18:03:42] So just one action [18:03:51] No moving, then, so I'll move him. [18:04:05] Keep him next to the summon if you can [18:04:25] Fine, then! [18:04:44] Glow of Ulban! vs Will [18:04:57] 1d20+12 [18:04:57] Mauz rolls 1D20+12: 15 +12 = 27 [18:05:21] Hit [18:05:39] 2d8+7 [18:05:39] Mauz rolls 2D8+7: 3 2 +7 = 12 [18:05:40] 1d6 [18:05:40] Mauz rolls 1D6: 1 [18:05:43] :C [18:05:49] 13 damage? [18:05:53] yeah. [18:05:59] And -2 to its next save. [18:06:01] Mauz broke the 200 damage mark! [18:06:06] Still not bloodied. [18:06:12] ... JESUS FUCK. D: [18:06:46] oh, and Par was digested a bit more. [18:07:25] :C [18:07:35] Okay, Temper goes for his jab&hook combo [18:07:52] 1d20+17 [18:07:52] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 9 +17 = 26 [18:07:55] hits [18:08:14] does damage, gets CA for rest of current turn, makes secondary attack [18:08:17] 1d20+19 [18:08:17] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+19: 9 +19 = 28 [18:08:31] WHAM. [18:08:34] more damage, and gets CA until end of next turn. [18:08:41] 2d8+10 [18:08:41] NovaSeaker rolls 2D8+10: 7 1 +10 = 18 [18:08:44] d8 [18:08:46] Everyone gets CA off of it? [18:08:47] 1d8 [18:08:47] NovaSeaker rolls 1D8: 7 [18:08:52] no, just him [18:09:07] 24 damage [18:09:32] Still not bloodied. [18:09:47] [Aurora's Turn] [18:09:57] Gonna Healing Word Temper when I have the chance as a minor. Gonna use a standard for Searing Light. Then use a move as a minor to have hte blade angel attack. [18:10:03] Healing word. [18:10:26] 2d6+8 [18:10:27] Aurora rolls 2D6+8: 1 1 +8 = 10 [18:10:30] .... [18:10:46] plus surge! [18:10:49] Well. Now that hte bad luck is out of th eway. [18:10:51] Searing lIhgt [18:10:58] 1d20+14 [18:10:58] Aurora rolls 1D20+14: 3 +14 = 17 [18:10:59] vs Ref [18:11:01] ... [18:11:09] Okay, now that THAT bad luck is out of the way, Blade Angel [18:11:22] 1d20+13 [18:11:22] Aurora rolls 1D20+13: 2 +13 = 15 [18:11:26] 14, rather. vs Fort [18:11:27] ... [18:11:34] I... can't win, can I? [18:11:49] @_@ [18:11:57] No, we can't. :( [18:12:43] End of Line. [18:12:56] [18:13:02] Par tries to stab at Lurking [18:13:05] 1d20+14 [18:13:05] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+14: 15 +14 = 29 [18:13:07] hit! [18:13:09] return 0; [18:13:15] * Aurora shakes Nova. >:( [18:13:21] 1d6+6 [18:13:21] NovaSeaker rolls 1D6+6: 3 +6 = 9 [18:13:25] ? [18:13:29] That roll was average! [18:13:33] Why can't my rolls be average? [18:13:34] D: [18:13:46] that was higher than average [18:16:43] Aurora is assuming that Shezna is trying to escape because of the tremendously huge monster not 100 feet from her with two mouths. [18:16:50] Not that she is probably trying to get awayw from us. :| [18:17:04] 1d20+13 [18:17:04] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+13: 9 +13 = 22 [18:17:13] :( [18:17:16] Seriously. [18:17:19] Why so much dicehate? [18:17:31] Miss [18:17:34] Not enough starfish, I guess [18:17:35] No idea [18:17:54] Phanos goes [18:17:55] 1d2 [18:17:56] NovaSeaker rolls 1D2: 2 [18:17:59] 8 damage! [18:18:01] http://www.tapirback.com/tapirgal/gifts/friends/aquatic/starfish-orange-plastic-f1024a.jpg Comeooooooooooon [18:18:23] http://www.wiinintendo.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/starfy_screen.jpg [18:18:25] ROLL. HIGH. [18:18:43] Whooooo, got Price Chopper and Confederacy of Crunches [18:18:45] [Mari's Turn] [18:18:50] http://www.sickmeals.com/images/douzo_0507.jpg DOUZO. [18:18:51] Grats [18:18:57] Hey charles, Nova said he can help [18:19:04] Cool [18:19:04] When does CHemistry.com think of the day as being done? [18:19:07] Yeah whadja need help with? [18:19:10] Like, midnight eastern? [18:19:15] Midnight pacific? [18:19:22] Probably eastern. :V [18:19:23] Midnight Channel? [18:19:34] Nova: I don't have a credit card right now, so I need a chemistry.com membership. I can paypal you the cost of it, though [18:19:58] ...Doesn't paypal let you make fake credit cards or something? [18:20:13] Okay. [18:20:21] I've never tried it myself, but supposedly you can generate a temporary credit card number? [18:20:26] I dunno [18:20:31] BUt CHarles needs it right htis instant [18:20:42] First thing's first. Softening him up with scouring weapon. [18:20:51] How do buy a subscription for someone else? [18:21:02] Give CHarles your credit card info, I guess. :| [18:21:03] I guess you could go in through my account [18:21:03] Yon, one sec [18:21:13] That works too [18:21:17] Okay [18:21:21] You're limited to melee or close attacks [18:21:34] that's it [18:21:51] Aw, so no forceful dismissal? [18:21:59] It's not a close or melee attack? [18:22:13] I wish I'd known this. :( [18:22:29] Sorry Mari [18:22:34] Oh wait [18:22:35] You cannot be awesome [18:22:37] It's a close blast [18:22:37] You wish you knew everything so there was absolutely no risk in anything, Dem. [18:22:45] Does that still work? [18:22:51] "Close" [18:22:59] Works. [18:23:04] :( [18:23:07] HRM. [18:23:08] Alright. [18:23:15] I don't really play these games for risk. [18:23:17] Scouring weapon to soften him up for the big hit. [18:23:26] Anyway, not a biggie [18:23:26] You don't play a luck-based game for risk? [18:23:30] No? [18:23:33] I play it for roleplay. [18:23:38] 1d20+16 [18:23:38] Marianysa rolls 1D20+16: 13 +16 = 29 [18:23:45] Vs AC [18:23:48] But there's inherent risk involved. Stop griping when it inevitably shows up. [18:23:51] Hit! [18:24:02] 2d10+8 [18:24:02] Marianysa rolls 2D10+8: 9 1 +8 = 18 [18:24:10] Like, I see the permutations of the numbers as a system that creates an interesting-looking encounter. [18:24:11] 18 damage [18:24:12] He's at -2 AC until the end of my next turn. [18:24:17] oooh [18:24:19] Not enough to make him regurgitate [18:24:30] He's bloodied though! :V [18:24:48] Anyway, enough design philosophy [18:24:51] Let's PUNC THIS THING [18:24:55] DOWN THE STAIRS. [18:25:01] I wish I'd known about the stairs beforehand. :( [18:25:41] Dem, I mean, even in roleplaying. There's risk. Like risking pissing off someone you're trying to get information out of. [18:25:41] That your turn, Yon? [18:25:44] ... oh come on. This is the perfect setup. [18:25:52] Use the line, Nova. :| [18:25:54] Yes, that's my turn. [18:26:14] I'm setting UP for next turn. [18:26:34] Does the blood hit Mari? :( [18:26:45] Roar for stunning [18:26:48] Nova: The proper response includes the words "Warned" and "stairs". :( [18:26:51] 5 targets, top to bottom [18:27:27] 5x1d20+16 [18:27:27] NovaSeaker rolls 5x1D20+16: ( 16 +16 = 32 ) ( 9 +16 = 25 ) ( 4 +16 = 20 ) ( 19 +16 = 35 ) ( 12 +16 = 28 ) = 140 [18:27:31] Nyoro~n [18:27:41] Dammit all. D: [18:27:48] Mari, Johen, Temper, Phanos, Mauz [18:27:59] and summon [18:27:59] I'm SAaaaaaaaaafe [18:28:01] WHOOOOOOOOO [18:28:03] Aw. [18:28:05] 1d20+16 [18:28:05] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+16: 7 +16 = 23 [18:28:13] AH, failure again. :( [18:28:27] Wait, the roar hits me inside? [18:28:35] Does it have line of effect to her? [18:28:39] er wait [18:28:45] I meant Aurora, Johen, Temper, Phanos, mauz [18:28:50] Nyoro~n. [18:28:51] 32 probably stuns Aurora [18:29:02] Stuns as in can take no actions? [18:29:11] right [18:29:14] Alright [18:29:15] turn skipped, basically [18:29:23] Okay so... only temper [18:29:33] And Mari and Par can take actions inside it. [18:29:59] 1d20+14 [18:29:59] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+14: 19 +14 = 33 [18:30:04] 1d6+6 [18:30:04] NovaSeaker rolls 1D6+6: 2 +6 = 8 [18:30:07] 8 damage [18:30:28] Temper goes in for the Haymaker [18:30:38] 1d20+19 [18:30:38] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+19: 1 +19 = 20 [18:30:40] oooooo [18:30:42] fail [18:31:10] [Mari's Turn] [18:31:20] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3SzmfZ6F24 DAMMIT FUUKO. [18:32:50] Should the dice cooperate, this is gonna get messy [18:33:08] Leading off with spikes of agony. [18:33:25] Got an AP handy? [18:33:27] 1d20+16 [18:33:27] Marianysa rolls 1D20+16: 5 +16 = 21 [18:33:35] vs ac, it's at a -2 penalty [18:33:41] miss [18:33:42] And yes I do. [18:34:23] Wanna use it? [18:34:39] (Oh and yes, the blood did hit Mari) [18:34:54] Hmm...no, I missed the first shot, so I'm gonna save it for round 3. [18:35:00] eew [18:35:00] heh okay [18:35:12] It IS single turn damage, right? [18:35:30] You take 5 physical damage and 5 acid damage at the start of Two-Maws's turn [18:35:30] That I'm trying to cross a threshold for? [18:35:34] Yeah [18:35:39] You and Par share the treshhold [18:36:01] Well, I've still got two big attacks left. [18:36:10] So I'll be blowing both of those next turn. [18:36:11] kayo [18:36:30] Did you note the 10 damage? [18:37:18] Noted [18:37:20] Bloodied now. [18:37:59] One sec [18:38:04] buying Cha's account [18:38:14] Welcome to World of Warcraft, Nova [18:40:15] Remember, bloodthirst, whirlwind, bloodthirst, whirlwind, heroic strike when you're above 50 rage, and you'll do find. :| [18:40:33] And remember cat is for dps [18:40:45] CAT IS FOR FITE [18:40:51] Right [18:40:56] JOHN FUCKING MADDEN [18:40:57] Cat is for fite. [18:41:58] Rest of his life? Well, on one hand, that sucks. On the other, what a story. [18:42:38] He has to survive first! [18:44:51] * Aurora spins [18:46:21] Alrighty, back [18:46:22] Sorry [18:46:28] :3 [18:46:31] continuing murdering you guys...... now. [18:46:33] Anything for the taoist opera singer [18:47:02] Tentacle coming at mauz! [18:47:07] 1d20+17 [18:47:07] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 15 +17 = 32 [18:47:13] 2d6+5 damage [18:47:13] NovaSeaker rolls 2D6+5: 4 3 +5 = 12 [18:47:15] grabbed [18:47:19] and slide [18:47:46] And blade angel [18:47:50] 1d20+17 [18:47:50] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 3 +17 = 20 [18:47:53] miss! [18:48:07] Temper and Mauz are being flung through the air. [18:48:26] Mauz, you can hit Two-Maws as if in melee, even though you're not. [18:48:35] (just in case) [18:48:41] Alright---dammit. [18:48:44] Again. [18:48:58] I'm assuming it's my turn, then? [18:49:39] EB, Reaper's Carress'd. Fuck the errata. :V [18:49:42] And 12 damage, Y? [18:49:52] Dem: Two-Maw's shifted back one. [18:49:56] Does Blade Angel do anything? [18:50:10] WAIT FOR THE TURN SIGNAL [18:50:13] RHAHRAHRHRAR [18:50:21] Just saying. :C [18:50:22] It is an OA [18:50:27] A shift does not provoke OAs. [18:50:53] kayo [18:51:01] didn't know if it specifically got OAs on shifts [18:51:07] Summoned shit is WEIRD okay?! [18:51:09] :P [18:51:15] [Mauz's Turn] [18:51:22] As noted above. [18:51:38] 1d20+12 [18:51:39] Mauz rolls 1D20+12: 8 +12 = 20 [18:51:43] vs Reflex. [18:51:45] Fail. [18:51:46] :( [18:51:49] :( [18:52:01] Reaper's Touched, also. [18:52:06] You're throwing me off :( [18:52:20] Yes! It's just melee-range Eldritch Blast. [18:52:26] AKA the Eldritch Bitchsmack. [18:52:31] yez [18:52:42] Still misses. :V [18:52:51] Temper goes to smack it! [18:52:54] 1d20+17 [18:52:54] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 18 +17 = 35 [18:53:02] In flings Mauz in the way! [18:53:06] 1d8+5 [18:53:06] NovaSeaker rolls 1D8+5: 4 +5 = 9 [18:53:10] 9 damage to Mauz! [18:53:27] Nooooooooo [18:53:42] And bloodied~ [18:53:50] Pff. Now I have to heal him. Baby. [18:53:51] SHE? What a revelation! [18:53:55] Entire team is babies. [18:55:04] Hey... uh. DH. [18:55:06] [Aurora's Turn] [18:55:08] Mauz isn't actually in my healing range. [18:55:14] I can't move and heal him. [18:55:37] Oh, wait. I can if that's the onyl thing I do [18:55:41] Then focus on the damned thing and I'll see if it's somehow possible to Second Wind while being tentacle-raped. :V [18:55:44] I forgot that Heal is a minor again [18:55:58] You can second wind, yes. :V [18:56:20] Okay, double move [18:56:25] Then minor to heal Mauz [18:56:47] 2d6+8 [18:56:48] Aurora rolls 2D6+8: 2 6 +8 = 16 [18:56:50] surge plus 16 [18:57:12] 1d20+14 pardrengo [18:57:12] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+14: 3 +14 = 17 [18:57:14] miss [18:57:33] Stop failing, Pard. >:C [18:57:34] return 0; [18:57:35] Johen does 1 point of damage with his dagger swarms that I forgot to note [18:57:43] That's the first time he failed! [18:58:29] 1d20+13 illusory ambush [18:58:29] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+13: 3 +13 = 16 [18:58:31] YAY. [18:58:32] fail [18:58:41] I'm out of Healing Words, by the way. [18:58:43] Phanos [18:58:44] 1d2 [18:58:44] NovaSeaker rolls 1D2: 1 [18:58:47] no damage [18:58:59] [Mari's Turn] [19:00:33] (Hah, just noticed that there's a cute hint for getting P4's good ending in the calendar.) [19:00:36] I've got Mass Cure Light and Cure SErious. [19:00:38] What's that? [19:00:41] Okay [19:00:56] Dragon's teeth [19:00:59] (It says that at times, you must be rational and not let emotions sway you. That's what it means to be a leader) [19:01:08] 1d20+13 [19:01:08] Marianysa rolls 1D20+13: 6 +13 = 19 [19:01:08] And it's on the calendar page for december. [19:01:10] Huh, cool. [19:01:11] Vs ref [19:01:14] Miss [19:01:35] Motherfuck, why is his damn stomach so dodgy? [19:01:48] Well, still half damage. [19:01:48] Cause it's tossing you around. :V [19:01:51] Oh cool [19:01:55] 1d8+8 [19:01:56] Marianysa rolls 1D8+8: 2 +8 = 10 [19:02:01] ... [19:02:05] 1d8? really? [19:02:21] Apparently! [19:02:28] And spending an AP. [19:02:34] Forceful Dismissal. [19:02:50] 1d20+13 [19:02:50] Marianysa rolls 1D20+13: 4 +13 = 17 [19:02:52] Yon, if I may.. [19:02:55] You're SHITTING me [19:03:04] ... [19:03:05] I have no idea why you'd even use Dragon's Teeth there. [19:03:18] Can we knock the stomach prone or something so it grants CA? :( [19:03:19] A melee basic attack would do more, just without the benefit of half-damage. [19:03:31] You know you've got a point. [19:03:46] So, go ahead, Dragon's Teeth back [19:03:54] And ROLL 20 ON A MELEE BASIC! [19:04:00] Uh, okay. [19:04:05] 1d20+16 [19:04:05] Marianysa rolls 1D20+16: 20 +16 = 36 [19:04:09] .... [19:04:11] ...lulz [19:04:12] .......... [19:04:12] Well, you asked. [19:04:15] Yeah, that works. [19:04:24] Wow. Uh... [19:04:25] 2d6 [19:04:25] Marianysa rolls 2D6: 3 1 = 4 [19:04:30] That was just a bit spooky [19:04:31] .. heeeeeeeeeeey. [19:04:40] Oh, wait. Hm. [19:04:42] 22 damage. [19:04:51] Also, I'm activating my sword's power [19:04:55] I could grant Mari an AP, but she can only spend one per fight anyway [19:04:59] 1d6 [19:04:59] Marianysa rolls 1D6: 6 [19:05:04] ... [19:05:05] Wow [19:05:07] 6 more damage, plus 5 ongoing [19:05:10] 28 damage [19:05:14] R-really? [19:05:16] 5 ongoing? [19:05:28] Plus forceful does half damage as well! [19:05:29] I-i-it's not like I like you or anything [19:05:34] I just c-cooked too much damage. [19:05:42] 2d8+8 [19:05:42] Marianysa rolls 2D8+8: 7 4 +8 = 19 [19:05:47] 9 more. [19:06:02] Okay, that's definately enough for regurgitation [19:06:02] 37 damage total, 5 ongoing fire damage [19:06:34] Oh, wait. SHe's 6 squares away [19:06:38] I can't give her an AP nayways [19:08:08] I can't hear anytone say "fatty" anymore without repeating the entire line in my head in a SCout voice [19:08:33] I like how Mari basically just gave it a huge case of heartburn [19:08:38] Ahahahaha. [19:08:39] 1d20+5 [19:08:39] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+5: 17 +5 = 22 [19:08:46] For six seconds anyway :V [19:08:56] Stupid saves. [19:09:14] BONK. [19:09:18] How'd you likethat, fatty? [19:09:57] Man, I can't think of a good Chemistry headline. :smith: [19:10:57] Two-Maw's shifts and then moves [19:11:07] 2d6 [19:11:07] NovaSeaker rolls 2D6: 5 4 = 9 [19:11:16] Charles: "WAR!" [19:11:37] [Mauz's Turn] [19:12:08] I think I could only use that if my profile picture had me yelling like Leonidas. :| [19:12:13] You know. [19:12:23] Can I ethereal stride out of its grasp? [19:12:32] one sec [19:12:39] When writing front-page headlines, make sure they are clear, can be read while spinning and move the movie's plot forward. [19:12:39] 11:01 AM Nov 12th from HootSuite [19:12:57] Yes, teleportation effects can get you out of grabs. [19:13:04] Then I have an IDEA. [19:13:05] Let's take its head as a souvenier. [19:13:35] Ahahahahah [19:13:49] I assume if I slide it, Temper'll stay outside of Burst 1 radius? [19:14:00] zuh? [19:14:08] "That's no head, Aurora! That's one damned ugly time bomb." [19:14:13] One of my Chemistry matches looks almost exactly like Angela from The Office. :| [19:14:23] Was going to move, fire off Acidic Implantation to push him back. [19:14:31] Cha: That's a shitton better than Sylar. [19:14:32] It has a post-move burst 1 centered on the target, so. [19:14:49] yeah s'fine [19:14:54] Good! [19:15:01] haha [19:15:03] Nova: At least if you dated Sylaretta, she could eat the brain of a total hottie and absord her power. :| [19:15:06] First, blipping out of the fucker's grasp 3 spaces. [19:15:40] AND FIRE [19:15:46] Top-right corner of him. [19:15:57] 1d20+12 [19:15:57] Mauz rolls 1D20+12: 4 +12 = 16 [19:16:02] ... can I NOT WIN today? [19:16:14] Unfortunately I don't think Gyrlar has any super powers beyond being super-ugly. [19:16:15] Misses anyway, and it's a daily s no getbacks. [19:16:27] kayo [19:16:31] half damage? [19:17:13] NO damage. [19:17:20] It doesn't have a Miss effect. [19:17:25] ;; [19:18:09] oh.. kay [19:18:11] crappy daily, that [19:18:21] It's great when it works. :V [19:18:23] Aaaargh, i can't get these two songs by Kimya Dawson out of my head [19:18:35] Since a push-and-kaboom is nice. [19:18:41] I think that's the firts time I've missed. [19:18:43] 1d20+17y [19:18:44] She's a folk singer with a really sticky voice and the kind of singsong structure that stays with you [19:18:45] 1d20+17 [19:18:45] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 16 +17 = 33 [19:18:49] 1d8+5 [19:18:49] NovaSeaker rolls 1D8+5: 2 +5 = 7 [19:18:51] 1d8+5 [19:18:51] NovaSeaker rolls 1D8+5: 7 +5 = 12 [19:18:54] 12 damage [19:19:06] Oh yeah, guys [19:19:12] A normal Fang Titan? [19:19:17] Level 18 solo [19:19:20] er, elite [19:19:22] Boomers are folk zombies with a really sticky voice and the king of gelatinous structure that stays with you. [19:20:03] [Aurora's Turn] [19:20:12] Alright, let's see [19:20:15] I can move 5. [19:20:28] That'd put him 8 squares away [19:21:05] Lance of Faith [19:21:10] 1d20+14 [19:21:10] Aurora rolls 1D20+14: 20 +14 = 34 [19:21:11] I think if anything, chargers are folk zombies [19:21:12] vs Ref [19:21:20] Crit? :D [19:21:24] Why yes. [19:21:35] 14 damage plus... [19:21:36] 2d6 [19:21:36] Aurora rolls 2D6: 5 3 = 8 [19:21:50] 22 radiant damage, and an ally gets +2 to attack it on the next roll [19:21:57] which? [19:22:03] oh, just next one to attack it? [19:22:07] Yeah [19:22:12] I'm trying to figure out who's in the best tactical position. [19:22:26] Well if we can't rescue Temper, it probably can't digest him very well. [19:22:26] Has to be na ally I can see [19:22:36] So... Temper. [19:22:36] So we just need to track the thing until it takes a dump. [19:22:54] ... [19:22:57] Ahahahaha [19:23:05] And then whoever can do the best Jeff Goldblum impression can say "That is one big pile of shit." while we dig Temper out. [19:23:41] Oh, and I'll use Symbol of Victroy to grant myself an AP [19:23:48] Temper is made up largely of organic matter. [19:23:49] then use an AP to try LoF again [19:23:51] 1d20+14 [19:23:52] Aurora rolls 1D20+14: 9 +14 = 23 [19:23:54] vs Ref [19:24:03] miss [19:24:08] 22 damage [19:24:12] ALrighty [19:24:27] -_- [19:24:38] Temper! Knock it down and let us EAT IT. [19:24:41] 1d20+14 [19:24:41] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+14: 2 +14 = 16 [19:24:43] Its capture level must be HUGE. [19:24:47] Par misses [19:24:49] ANd it's not even freaking bloddied. [19:24:53] THat's the terrifying part. [19:24:54] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJBoT9BqJ8s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNumMmweYBU These have been in my brain ALL FUCKING DAY >:( [19:24:54] Johen literally does nothing to help Temper. [19:24:55] It bloodied at 250 [19:24:59] Okay, it is. [19:25:01] STILL. D: [19:25:02] Phanos runs after it. [19:25:06] We need to finish it off and eat it. [19:25:18] To gain its power? [19:25:21] 1d2 [19:25:22] NovaSeaker rolls 1D2: 1 [19:25:25] misses [19:25:30] No. For its gourmet cells [19:25:32] Fail night for Phanos. :( [19:25:34] Mari's Turn [19:25:38] Dem: Unfortunately we don't have a Komatsu with us. [19:25:51] What's a good stat for cooking? WIsdom? [19:25:58] So I don't think we can make it taste too good [19:26:04] This thing has been a pain and it will be made into dinner. [19:26:05] >:( [19:26:06] Okay. Um...I've got uh... [19:26:17] Pills here. [19:26:36] No ranged attacks. :( [19:26:44] Double moving. [19:26:46] Can't you throw a dagger or anything? [19:26:58] Move + Charge? [19:27:04] http://www.cubeupload.com/files/e46a00update8.jpg I love the look of horror on 50's face [19:27:11] hahahah [19:27:25] You mean breakfast [19:27:27] you guys just woke up [19:27:36] Mari: [19:27:40] Double move or move+chargE? [19:27:41] What, you think we can cook this thing that fast? [19:27:46] I recommend move + Charge [19:27:51] Charge lets you make a melee basic attack with a +1 attack bonus [19:27:52] Move+charge? [19:27:53] No penalties [19:27:56] Oh, well then. [19:27:59] Move+charge then. [19:28:09] 1d20+17 [19:28:09] Marianysa rolls 1D20+17: 20 +17 = 37 [19:28:12] :V [19:28:13] FUCK YEAH [19:28:15] The charge is at oh my [19:28:16] 2d6 [19:28:16] Marianysa rolls 2D6: 1 4 = 5 [19:28:21] 23 damage. [19:28:24] nice [19:28:53] 1dd20+15 [19:28:57] 1d20+15 [19:28:57] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+15: 3 +15 = 18 [19:29:06] It can't put Temper down. :V [19:29:43] Remembe,r Temper gets +2 to hit [19:30:27] Got it [19:31:05] oh hey [19:31:12] It made an attack against temper to try and swallow him [19:31:15] Aegis! [19:31:51] 1d20+16 [19:31:51] Marianysa rolls 1D20+16: 10 +16 = 26 [19:32:24] Hit [19:32:31] 1d10+8 [19:32:31] Marianysa rolls 1D10+8: 7 +8 = 15 [19:32:36] Might I suggest teleporting to the other side of it. [19:32:45] If you feel like, that is. [19:33:23] Oh geez, I misread. [19:33:37] Assumed that I had the 10 square limit for where I could place myself. [19:33:47] In front of it then. [19:34:20] [Mauz's Turn] [19:34:39] Moving, and Contagious Curse to pull the fucker back. (If it hits.) [19:34:45] COme on, Striker. Strke him! [19:35:22] SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER [19:35:24] Seriously guys, why are you trying to save Temper? We have way too many NPCs ._. [19:35:32] :P [19:35:41] Because Mauz is insane? [19:35:56] Cont Curse, vs Fort [19:36:12] +2 due to Mari, right? [19:36:22] Because SG-1 doesn't leave anyone behind [19:36:25] Hrm? [19:36:36] Why would mari give you +2? [19:36:52] Bah, NM, misread something. [19:36:57] 1d20+12 [19:36:57] Mauz rolls 1D20+12: 17 +12 = 29 [19:37:00] HIT [19:37:02] A GOOD ROLL FOR ONCE. [19:37:04] FUCK. [19:37:09] ZOMG [19:37:16] 2d10+8 [19:37:16] Mauz rolls 2D10+8: 2 6 +8 = 16 [19:37:18] 1d6 [19:37:18] Mauz rolls 1D6: 2 [19:37:18] AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEYE [19:37:27] 18 damage and... pull how many squares? [19:37:31] And HAULING THE FUCKER 5 SQUARES TOWARD ME. [19:39:09] 1d20+15 [19:39:09] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+15: 7 +15 = 22 [19:39:12] 1d20+15 [19:39:12] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+15: 7 +15 = 22 [19:39:19] 1d20+15 [19:39:19] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+15: 19 +15 = 34 [19:41:09] 2d10 [19:41:09] NovaSeaker rolls 2D10: 7 1 = 8 [19:41:15] 1d20+13 [19:41:15] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+13: 15 +13 = 28 [19:41:23] Temper takes no falling damage! [19:41:28] ^o^ [19:42:12] [Aurora's Turn] [19:42:30] There we go. probably more text I've typed for Temper since we've restarted playing combined. [19:42:44] Hahaha [19:42:55] Moving 5 closer [19:43:26] I forget, Nova, can I use invoker powers with oly symbols? [19:43:33] yes [19:43:39] just manually apply the bonus [19:43:41] Sun Strike [19:43:43] 1d20+14 [19:43:43] Aurora rolls 1D20+14: 16 +14 = 30 [19:43:44] vs Ref [19:43:46] hit [19:43:48] Nice. [19:43:49] 1d8+6 [19:43:50] Aurora rolls 1D8+6: 7 +6 = 13 [19:43:52] Sliding him 1 square [19:43:59] Towards us [19:44:00] Now that we've got this thing something approaching cornered, there's something I need to tell you guys that I learned while in it's stomach. [19:44:09] Hahaha, people are suggesting that the 50 Cent LP becomes a Cripsmas LP once it gets coloser to the 25th [19:44:18] IT HAS HUGE GUTS [19:44:27] RIP AND TEAR? [19:44:32] you guys are nuts [19:44:38] Alright, lemme be clear about this. [19:44:52] It shows next to no signs of real damage. [19:45:00] We bloodied it. [19:45:06] And it tried to hurt us. [19:45:27] We will have our vengeance on the white whale. [19:45:51] Mauz is pissed. It wants a fight, it has one. [19:46:10] If it flees he won't press since no one's in its grip. :V [19:46:17] All in all, not a bad fight to make the shift from Heroic to Paragon. [19:46:43] 1d20+15 [19:46:43] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+15: 9 +15 = 24 [19:46:46] miss [19:47:40] Yes, we're nuts. :D [19:47:55] But I guess there are a bunch of ANGRY people IC caught up in the moment. [19:48:10] 1d2 [19:48:11] NovaSeaker rolls 1D2: 1 [19:48:15] Phanos misses [19:48:17] Mari's turn [19:49:02] Does it count as flanked? [19:49:04] Hey Nova, if I grant Phanos a +2 to his attack roll, what happens if he rolls a 3? [19:49:11] Gotta be adjacent, no flanking [19:49:26] If you grant him a bonus, we roll d20 and if he rolls higher than 10 he hits. [19:49:53] Booming blade. [19:50:04] 1d20+16 [19:50:04] Marianysa rolls 1D20+16: 10 +16 = 26 [19:50:09] hits ac [19:50:12] misses reflex [19:50:14] 1d10+8 [19:50:14] Marianysa rolls 1D10+8: 9 +8 = 17 * Retrieving #Exalted modes... [19:50:31] * Aurora changes topic to '#Exalted: You relieved yourself! Your condition became ":black101:" | Sharn II: Weekly Wednesday Sessions, Go!| Odal's Fen: hecho en mexico | Dem's GT IP: 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 | Youkai Thursdays 5 Pacific | http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg |TV screens means soft core gay erotica' [19:50:36] Extra 1d6 if it moves away from me. [19:50:55] roll it [19:50:59] Also, roll your OA [19:51:08] 1d6 [19:51:08] Marianysa rolls 1D6: 3 [19:51:13] 1d10+8 [19:51:13] Marianysa rolls 1D10+8: 2 +8 = 10 [19:51:15] Oops [19:51:18] 1d20+16 [19:51:18] Marianysa rolls 1D20+16: 3 +16 = 19 [19:52:11] miss [19:52:24] Wait, it moved through Mari's space? [19:52:31] yes [19:52:41] ooh [19:52:54] It's big enough that it can [19:53:04] Just waiting for Mari to post [19:53:25] And then combats mostly over unless someone can keep pace with a 20 square double-move. [19:55:08] Ahahaha! [19:55:21] UEgh. Should have invested in a longbow. [19:55:27] >:( [19:55:43] Not like my Dexd is any good anyway [19:55:48] So yeah. Lurking Two-Maws was given an official conversion. [19:55:56] Level 21 solo. :V [19:55:56] ? [19:55:57] Wow. [19:56:02] Alright. [19:56:06] That's not what you guys fought. [19:56:15] So we can use it as a jump from Paragon to Epic, then? [19:56:20] We fought the midboss fight version? [19:56:23] Yeah [19:56:33] So it's like a CRPG where a boss joins your party [19:56:38] Except the power goes the other way around [19:56:59] I got sloppy with the descriptions but I was planning on bloodied JUST being "....you finally manage to pierce its hide. it is bleeding from a minor flesh wound." [19:57:38] Speaking of more important things! [19:57:40] Well, not like we pay attention to that anyway. :| [19:57:44] 6x1d20 [19:57:44] Do we at least get a tooth? [19:57:44] NovaSeaker rolls 6x1D20: 8 8 14 3 15 14 = 62 [19:57:50] Shezna has not escaped! [19:57:59] As a souvenier? :| [19:58:14] Sure, there's a tooth stuck through Temper's palm where he grabbed its maw while resisting being swallowed. [19:58:29] I have a question. [19:58:56] No, wait, nevermind. [19:58:56] I have an answer. [19:59:00] Figured it out [19:59:02] Y-yeah me too. [19:59:07] :( [19:59:34] 1d20+11 [19:59:34] Marianysa rolls 1D20+11: 20 +11 = 31 [19:59:40] Does that hit Johen? :V [20:00:21] .... :V [20:00:33] That's unarmed, btw [20:00:42] That's a crit. :P [20:01:01] Go ahead and roleplay a GRIT YOUR TEEEEEEETH moment. [20:01:04] :P [20:01:12] Though I'm not sure Johen deserves one. [20:02:13] This isn't a CLENCH YOUR TEEEEEETH moment. [20:02:16] Oh, wow. Bill Nye has a new show. [20:02:20] "My father NEVER hit me!" [20:02:22] ? [20:02:26] Mari, roll perception for a sec? [20:02:32] 1d20+7 [20:02:32] Marianysa rolls 1D20+7: 11 +7 = 18 [20:03:31] That's my perception roll. [20:04:17] Kayo [20:06:26] http://rapidshare.com/files/308997295/dr._horrible__2009___three_covers___minutemen-dts_.cbz Uh....so apparently there's a comic now. [20:06:42] Odd [20:07:57] How big is Two-Maw's tooth? [20:08:09] Bout the size of your forearm [20:11:15] Fun fact: What Phanos said was complete and utter nonsense. [20:11:22] haha [20:11:23] It does not translate into anything. [20:12:52] :D [20:13:13] :3 [20:14:59] I forget [20:15:04] What Temper in the pearl? [20:15:06] Was* [20:15:11] Temper. ;_; [20:15:19] I don't think he was... [20:15:21] ;_; [20:15:38] He wasn't, no. It's just the main group, Aun included. But not Johen. [20:15:53] Well, main group, and someone completely indistiguishable. [20:16:17] Could just as easily refer to Temper now, since he's "not a person" :V [20:16:36] I'm pretty sure it's Aun. :| [20:16:38] Empty sihouette, empty soul. :V [20:16:54] She is a valuable member of our group, whether she does combat and hangs out with us every day or no. [20:16:59] Like Batman and James Gordon [20:17:04] heh [20:20:32] Temper's "I understand" moment? He understood "well crap, if I'm in danger, they'll get themselves killed trying to save me. To protect them I have to save myself. Got it." :V [20:20:43] haha [20:21:50] Hey, here's an idea [20:22:01] I'm glad everyone likes Temper. ._. [20:22:03] Maybe the next time we fight someone evil, Temper can kill them and take THEIR soul. [20:22:17] But then Temper'd have an evil soul. [20:22:34] True [20:26:34] haaaahahaha [20:26:46] Mauz had a perv moment, yes. [20:27:09] http://double-chinned.mirror.waffleimages.com/data/d3/d35638cc91fa49af08fb0ff82ac3f8242f0c3e11.png [20:27:28] Do ew have provisions? [20:27:38] How much do they cost? [20:27:43] everlasting provisions [20:28:00] I think it's a level 3 treasure. [20:28:21] AURGH DAMMIT DEM [20:28:30] That is too much Yoko! [20:28:36] Far too mch [20:30:17] I remember not getting a basket because it'd be of no use outside of Xen'drik. [20:30:30] no use? [20:30:32] So unless we can rent one... [20:30:38] Well, in Sharn, we have easy access to food [20:30:50] I guess we have adventurers kits. [20:30:54] So we can get food out of that [20:31:06] yeah [20:33:40] Lots of apostrophes. [20:34:00] You have no idea what he just said. [20:34:11] If we're in the hut when it disappears, do we disappear too? [20:34:15] No [20:34:21] It's not extradimensional [20:40:23] weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [20:40:27] HE'S UP TO SOMETHING. [20:40:29] SERIOUSLY. [20:40:33] DO NOT TRUST THE FAT MAN [20:40:44] Or he's just brooding cause he got PUNCHED IN THE FACE [20:40:45] Is he a bomb? [20:41:00] How can he be up to anything? He was a PC :( [20:41:26] (Although that was intentionally ominous. :P) [20:42:09] We had a PC once who was, with GM collusion, plotting to betray and murder the rest of the PCs. :V (both fortunately and unfortunately, he was TERRIBLE at it) [20:42:23] hahaha [20:42:54] I'd mention my ninja story again, but I'm pretty sure everyone's tired of hearing it by now. :V [20:43:09] (Was seriously one of the highlights of my DnD career. :P) [20:43:22] The one with Who? [20:43:22] WHEEE. [20:43:30] No, tell me. [20:43:32] And also. [20:43:37] How close are we to 11? :D [20:43:37] No, she was a Dark Lantern, not a ninja [20:43:38] Well that there was definitely one of MY highlights. :D [20:43:51] You're about a little over halfway [20:43:58] * Marianysa is now known as Yon [20:44:01] Yeah that was pretty awesome [20:44:18] I honestly had some trouble keeping Johen in character. [20:44:36] I figured obnoxiously laughing it off was the most probable thing to do. [20:44:39] haha [20:46:00] Oh, you wanna here my ninja story DH? [20:46:52] Also I now mentally parse Dark Lanterns as Black Lanterns. [20:46:53] Sure. [20:46:55] Once in college, over spring break, half of two of my seperate regular games stayed on or near campus, and the other half went home or on vacation. So there was enough people to play, but not in any given regular game. [20:46:56] * Mauz is now known as Darkheart [20:47:34] So we decided to do a one-shot adventure, at 18th level, and just make fun characters that we didn't normally get to play. [20:47:45] Might've been 20th, actually. [20:47:51] Probably, yeah [20:47:52] Anyway [20:47:57] Everyone' [20:48:15] 's all stoked to play their characters and I mentioned a while ago I had wanted to try out ninja. [20:48:23] What should we be at for XP right now, btw? I've lost track [20:48:58] So they're like "you playing a ninja"? And I'm like "Nah, I'm a fighter. I buy all these books and they all have so many feats in them, so I figured a fighter was the best way to sample them all." [20:49:09] 23302 xp [20:49:27] Fighter was written on my character sheet. [20:49:41] So was Bastard Sword and Shield Bash as my weapons. [20:49:45] This was complete bullshit. [20:50:30] I was playing a ninja with a hat of disguise making him appear to be a Purple Dragon Knight from Forgotten Realms with a full-visored helm and full-plate armor. [20:50:43] He was actually wearing the full-plate armor, mind you. [20:50:47] While not proficient with it. [20:51:07] ooh [20:51:14] His weapons were actually two shortshorts, also disguised to look like a bastard sword and shield. [20:52:13] So I'm playing up being the honorable knight. We actually find a stash of treasure on the body of a fallen Purple Dragon Knight, which my character claims as the property of the knight's estate, and he is honor-bound to return it to him. So no one can enjoy the treasure. [20:52:17] Except my lying ass ninja. :V [20:52:45] So we get into fights and whatnot, and my character is sucking ASS [20:53:15] With not having full base-attack bonus, and the armor check penalty applying to my attacks because I'm not proficient with armor, I never end up hitting anything. [20:53:52] At one point, a player notices that I rolled fairly high, and even a fighter's BAB alone should have landed the hit. He tells me so and looks at me funny. [20:53:54] Making your status as a fighter more believable. :V [20:54:19] And I go, completely straight faced "I was power attacking for full. It's the set-up for one of my tactical feats." [20:54:42] He believes me. :V [20:55:04] We go further in the adventure, and there's this wall of force, with a switch to shut it off on the opposite side. No one knows how to get through. [20:55:15] So my character goes "I have a potion that'll help" [20:55:46] He takes out a vial, filled with regular water, drinks it, and spends a few Ki Points from his pool to turn ethereal. [20:56:07] He walks through the wall to the other side and lowers the force field. [20:57:03] The adventure continues, the point of which was to find this old wizard in his tower. My contract was for this wizard's head. [20:57:47] So we go up the tower, and battle our way to the top. We get to the double doors and open them, and we see the wizard. He goes "Ah, just in time" and summons a Balor in between us and him. [20:58:06] Everyone rolls init, I go first. [20:59:03] I use a free action to hit the release on my Quick Escape armor, revealing a black ninja bodysuit, run forward, spending ki points to go ethereal as a free action, sink into the floor, run under the balor. [20:59:16] Everyone goes "You ARE a ninja!" [21:00:48] And for the next few rounds, while everyone's dealing with this Balor that's killing them, I've full-attack Sudden Struck the wizard, lopped off his head, stuffed it in a bag of holding, went ethereal, and left. [21:01:21] It was just great with the look on everyone's faces. [21:02:20] Ninjaaaaaaa [21:02:25] * Aurora is now known as Demota [21:02:32] Ahahahaha. [21:02:59] They're all like "Wait, you're not even gonna help?!" [21:03:21] And I'm like "Why would I? I was here for the wizard. I got the wizard." [21:03:51] Just think, if this were 4e, they would've gone back to town and spent hours calling you out for ninja-looting. :| [21:04:04] hahhaha [21:04:16] "But what about all that talk of honor?!" "Oh yeah... shame no one ever rolled Sense Motive against any of that." [21:04:42] Shoulda had a passive. :/ [21:04:51] "Probably wouldn't have helped though. My Bluff check is reeeeeally high. Mawahahahaha!" [21:05:07] Lots of chorus of "bastard" after that. :P [21:05:15] I'm still really perplexed about why sense motive required an active effort. [21:05:38] Anyway, that was masterfully executed [21:05:52] Yeah, it was a great day. [21:05:52] But how did you overcome a full spell caster? :O [21:06:41] I believe I might've used some magic item to get me a free move action to move up to him on the first turn, and then full-attack sudden-struck him with.... four attacks? I think I had Speed on one of my weapons as well as Ghost Touch. [21:06:49] aah [21:06:53] What level was this again? [21:06:53] Basically, I just got to him before he could do anything. [21:07:03] Killed him in one round, I remember that much. [21:07:04] Shoulda prepared Contingency :V [21:07:11] It was something like.... 10d6 on four attacks? [21:07:16] Oh, nice [21:07:19] Plus my weapon and strength stuff [21:07:36] That was just from Sudden Strike [21:08:01] I don't think the wizard was supposed to be the major fight of the adventure, though. [21:08:24] It was basically an adventure of "I never get to use any of this cool shit/I never get to fight any of this cool shit" thus the Balor at the end. [21:08:44] * Demota nods [21:09:38] Actually I think the entire premis of the adventure was concocted out of a conversation about how Josh is always looking at this Balor as like the epitome of a tough fight, with Vorpal attacks and disintegrate spell-likes and whatnever, and he had never fought one. [21:10:06] heh [21:10:11] We all miss JOsh. :( [21:11:20] Yeah, the Balor was always like, my D&D 3e "Final boss" [21:11:30] yeah [21:11:38] In 4e, it's probably Orcus in my mind, even though Demogorgon's out alrady [21:11:44] I preferred the Great Wyrm Red Dragon in 3e [21:11:54] That was my end boss [21:12:09] So much so that I used it for the Worf Affect in my eberron game. [21:12:15] ? [21:12:27] Giving the PC a Great Wyrm Red Dragon ally right at the end boss, and then having the end boss kill it. [21:12:45] aah [21:12:59] Like, Dealkyr are medium sized and look human. [21:13:35] The only way I could figure out to impress upon the PCs the sheer power of this creature is to have it bitchsmack a great wyrm fucking red dragon. [21:14:18] Did we ever have any real crowning moments of awesome in SI? Because that's still probably my favorite campaign ever, but I can't pick out any single standout "Fuck yes!" moments. :( [21:14:44] SI? [21:14:50] S. Institute [21:15:02] And I don't really have any memories of it anymore. [21:15:51] There WAS the time I accidentally created a supervillain but that was more "Oh FUCK" than "Fuck YES!" [21:16:26] haha [21:16:53] (What do you guys think about the trees and stuff that I keep moving around for scenery? You think it adds to the atmosphere any?) [21:17:10] (we had yanderes before we knew what yanderes were :V ) [21:17:17] hahah [21:17:44] I only noticed the trees moving when Twomaws started running really fast and you had to add more map. :( [21:17:51] same. :( [21:17:57] It did add a nice thingy though [21:18:33] Well I mean more the trees themselves and less the moving [21:19:05] Nice looks, that's it [21:20:12] uh, kay [21:20:24] "that's it" was referring to the word I forgot [21:20:32] Not like, a term of dismissiveness. [21:20:32] oh heh [21:20:33] :downs: [21:20:34] Yeah [21:20:51] I was like "That's a pretty dismissive way to answer my question. >_>" [21:23:28] It was definitely better than having a featureless plain [21:24:04] But I wasn't paying that much attention to the scenery for obvious reasons. :V [21:25:00] haha [21:25:20] haha thats good [21:27:22] Out of curiousity, what would've happened if none of us were willing to go in after Pard? [21:27:41] aaaahahahahahahaha http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=pony [21:27:54] He would've died, and eventually outran any of you [21:28:09] Two-Maws woulda outran, anyway [21:28:21] And then you woulv'e been lost in Xen'drik. [21:28:26] And then we'd die [21:28:31] Well no [21:28:40] I have encounters planned for if you get lost. [21:29:03] If you could tell from the vehemence by which Xev and crew were trying to kill Pardrengo, I did plan for the possibility. [21:30:45] Honestly I was getting the impression that we were SUPPOSED to lose him [21:31:09] I was staritng to ge tthat impression [21:31:17] It's REALLY difficult to keep him alive. [21:31:18] Not that I'm going out of my way to kill him though. I only ended up swallowing Par because I originally attacked Mauz but realized he was out of range and Par was the next closest, and figured that Two-Maws would decide to try and eat a shifter over a warforged. [21:31:41] If only so you would be spared the Wolverine jokes. :V [21:31:55] Xev? Xev is a bastard, though, and he KNOWS you guys would be hopelessly lost without a guide, and Xev was DEFINATELY trying to fuck everyone over. [21:32:44] The seekers battle was basically me juging how hard/easy a "protect this NPC" fight is. [21:32:52] It was an experiment of sorts. [21:32:56] Extremely difficult. :( [21:33:07] I'd say it's extremely difficult to kill them. [21:33:24] I mean, I COULD have just said Par died at 0 and negative HP is only for PCs [21:33:32] (I _did_ once play Exalted with a GM who decided to murder an NPC just because he didn't enjoy the way we were interacting with them :V ) [21:33:37] I had to set aside every single other concern just to try to protect him. [21:33:39] But I figured that might be unfair. [21:33:54] And you did a really effective job, Dem. [21:34:03] Hahahaha [21:34:26] And then he was CONFUSED when the players were upset. [21:34:27] I kinda feel bad that like, I can't really heal the group too effectively because I needed to concentrate on him there. :/ [21:34:36] Was this one of Tyson's game? [21:34:40] Haha [21:34:53] I am glad to see everyone likes Temper enough to go and save him. [21:35:21] That was also a little experiment there, to see who would take the opportunity for less NPC bloat. [21:35:27] Uh. [21:35:28] Yes, this was Tyson's game. [21:35:36] Even if Johen were in danger, we'd try to save him [21:35:48] We don't let NPCs die just because we find them inconvenient OOC. [21:35:51] Well yeah, he's a person. :V:V:V [21:36:00] A sherson [21:36:24] sherson? [21:36:52] I don't remember where I was going with that. :( [21:36:53] He didn't get why we were so upset over the incredibly graphic and brutal murder of A LITTLE GIRL, completely out of nowhere, who we were fond of IC. And I distinctly remember it being implied that she'd been raped before she was killed. [21:37:49] Geez [21:38:00] A LITTLE GIRL? @_@ [21:38:14] augh, geeze [21:38:29] Also, part of why we won't let Shezna run off is because if she gets lost, she'd probably die. :| [21:38:33] We'll protect everyone [21:38:45] With your drill? [21:39:09] Did you guys even notice that I drew Glitterrime Falls? [21:39:11] If drills existed in D&D. :( [21:39:13] Nnnnope [21:39:16] hahaha [21:39:30] You were about halfway to it when Par got swallowed [21:40:08] Kinda thinking about just letting Par have the tooth. [21:40:27] Since he's the only one in an area where anyone is likely to care about Two-Maws anyway [21:40:28] No, no, he'll protect everyone with his body made of swords. [21:40:34] hahha [21:41:16] Phanos has it. [21:41:36] We gave it to him? [21:41:39] Rusty asked me if he could turn interesting stuff into totems as part of the treasure parcel system [21:41:44] But now it'll hop around and start talking gibberish. [21:41:44] Yeah [21:42:00] Yup! [21:42:14] Body made of swords? [21:42:14] Well, it'll be interesting to see what kind of fetish Phanos manages to inflict on us [21:42:21] heh [21:42:28] A totem is just a primal holy symbol End of #Exalted buffer Wed Dec 02 23:12:02 2009