Session Start: Wed May 19 00:00:01 2010 Session Ident: #Exalted [18:30:27] Okay. Everyone IC and in #Sharn 03[18:30:33] * ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaSeaker 03[18:30:34] * Demotafk is now known as Aurora [18:30:56] Did you upload last sessions log, Dem? 03[18:31:01] * Yon is now known as Marianysa 01[18:31:52] Nope. [18:32:19] would you kindly please do so? [18:32:32] And I don't meant that in any passive-aggressive way [18:32:33] BAH. 03[18:32:37] * Darkheart is now known as Mauz [18:33:20] I mean it in the as-polite-as-I-can-possibly-ask-you way [18:33:48] Remember, Dem: A man chooses, a slave obeys. >:| [18:34:03] Hahahah fuck, trying to explain to a friend why his long, chronically greasy hair just might make it hard for him to get a job. [18:34:07] He doesn't get it at all. [18:34:18] I read that as chemically greasy. [18:34:21] "THEY'RE JUST SEXIST! THEY'RE HOMOPHOBES!" 06[18:34:31] * NovaSeaker has long hair again. 01[18:35:13] Wow [18:36:16] Nova: That's a solvable problem 01[18:36:25] log saved, preparing to upload [18:37:42] :picard: Now he's saying that they shouldn't hold it against him, he can't help it if his hair gets greasy, it just happens [18:37:58] Apparently having bad hair is grounds for a discrimination case in his mind. :| [18:38:07] heh [18:38:22] I actually look better with a short pontytail that without. [18:38:29] than* 01[18:38:41] Update [18:39:14] LEEEENK. [18:39:52] I'll be the judge of that. [18:40:50] I don't actually have a recent picture of me [18:41:54] This is another one of those cases where I really wish I had Matt's Critic medal. [18:42:12] and by short I mean really short. Like, not eve past my ears [18:42:24] even* [18:42:54] NExt chaarcter I'm making. [18:42:56] Is a gnome. [18:43:01] (Exalted: Are we all supposed to be in the same room?) [18:43:14] I'm not sure how 'past your ears' is a rubric for ponytails unless it's a knot-top [18:43:24] Nah, we should figure out a way to make that happen quickly [18:46:41] Mari [18:46:45] Make a history check [18:47:08] 1d20+19 [18:47:08] Marianysa rolls 1D20+19: 8 +19 = 27 [18:47:45] Wait [18:47:50] That might be the wrong modifier [18:47:54] You've heard tales of a strange deck of cards ruining the lives of plenty a gambler. You also vaguely recall the stories including a part about turning a pauper into a noble. [18:48:00] Oh [18:48:03] Had the wrong sheet open [18:48:26] Fuck [18:48:32] I can't open the one that's on the wiki [18:49:26] Nope, that was right 03[18:50:43] * Kentaro (Charles.Bo@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) has joined #Exalted [18:53:28] You can't open the one from the page? [18:53:35] I can now [18:53:36] Try refreshing, I was doing some renaming of files [18:53:38] ah okay 02[19:08:37] * Taoxi (MattonMac@ool-4a582083.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [19:11:54] In case you guys were wondering, the guide only sees Mauz. 01[19:12:10] Oooh [19:12:11] That's why it never acknowledges anyone but the person who asked for the guide. 03[19:12:23] * MattonMac (MattonMac@ool-4a582083.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #Exalted 03[19:17:14] * MattonMac is now known as Taoxi 01[19:19:16] I thought Shezna was with us. [19:21:16] Shezna was with Par [19:21:26] THat is kind of bad, considering. [19:21:26] 1d20+5 [19:21:26] Marianysa rolls 1D20+5: 11 +5 = 16 [19:21:32] (I am assuming Par is likely dead.) [19:21:34] Oh, don't worry [19:21:41] 1d20+5 [19:21:41] Mauz rolls 1D20+5: 13 +5 = 18 [19:21:48] Pard wouldn't die even if you killed him. Literally. 01[19:21:49] :( 01[19:21:56] 1d20+5 [19:21:57] Aurora rolls 1D20+5: 6 +5 = 11 [19:21:58] hahaha [19:22:10] Pardrengo does not possess insane healing factor. 01[19:22:13] :( [19:22:18] In fact, his shuts off when he goes unconcious [19:22:20] That's just what he wants you to think. :| 01[19:22:25] That'll teach us to make any emotional connection with NPCs. :( [19:22:34] Welp, you never know [19:22:46] We GTing for this? [19:22:46] He might say yes if you Raise him [19:22:50] Or is it neccessary. [19:22:50] Yeah, gimme a sec 06[19:23:26] * Mauz queues up Mauz Battle Music! [19:24:03] 1d20+13 phanos [19:24:05] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+13: 19 +13 = 32 [19:24:09] GOD DAMN. [19:24:15] 1d20+5 johen [19:24:15] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+5: 14 +5 = 19 [19:24:18] Fuck. Something wrong with my Gametable [19:24:51] 1d2- [19:24:52] 1d20 [19:24:52] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20: 15 [19:24:59] Redownloading 01[19:26:06] Now hosting GT [19:30:32] Oh, right, are we still in the same shape we were at the end of the robodragon fight? [19:30:36] I can't remember 01[19:33:01] http://www.gamesetwatch.com/2010/05/dungeons_dragons_pinups.php CLASSY [19:33:16] There was a short rest, but no extended. [19:33:19] So no AP regen. 01[19:33:35] But it was a milestone at least [19:34:31] Nova? [19:34:35] yes? [19:34:41] Milestone or no? [19:34:42] Oh [19:34:46] Just need to make sure. [19:34:53] Uh, yeah I'll say leveling is a milestone 01[19:34:55] http://api.ning.com/files/LFnDWmYAr7Bng9kXP1XQQp7IEsa5l-B50sDEcHwv-RB2xFxh948SYSJH5MynhlnXS408Nibko5F8S2VPCowjI6uSQUJSsiZX/elf_pinup_small.jpg Super classy. [19:34:59] FINE THEN. :D [19:35:11] HP and surges stay the same, just max HP increases for your level 01[19:35:28] http://lightwyrm.com/images/lyftenbloggie/69/shardmind%20pinup2%20sm.jpg I laughed [19:35:43] That is a classy lady 01[19:36:46] Oh geez. There's a Chinese human rights lawyer that tried to leave the country and he couldn't get out. 01[19:36:50] The government isn't letting him leave [19:37:22] Okay the Shardmind is hysterical [19:37:35] Heh [19:37:41] China. :( [19:37:43] Okay, how's everyone with those dungeon tiles? 01[19:37:55] Displays clear for me [19:38:11] Any massive slow-downs? [19:38:16] Looking good. [19:38:17] Works for me [19:38:50] Also because of how the table was scrolled I didn't see Xev and the guide wasn't labelled yet. So I was like HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DID XEV TURN INTO [19:39:31] http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4012/4426087898_c800b4bd0e.jpg Whaaaaaaat [19:39:35] hahaha 01[19:39:41] what [19:40:05] Collar popped. [19:40:17] Total jerkass penguin. [19:40:20] Okay, sorry for delay [19:40:31] Xev's trn [19:41:25] Okay, first, Xev starts chanting, activating his aura [19:41:46] Anyone that starts their turn within 2 squares of him takes 5 psychic damage [19:42:28] This is actually visible, as words of hatred start flowing out of his mouth, visibly, and floating in the air like magic sigils around him. [19:42:54] As he does this, stripes of fire appear all over his body, in a tiger pattern [19:43:08] Oh dear. [19:43:22] And then he speaks a malicious censure, making an Area Burst 1 within 10 attack [19:43:39] Affects everyone but Aurora [19:44:16] Temper, Mari, Phanos, Mauz, Johen [19:44:32] 5x1d20+17 vs Ref [19:44:32] NovaSeaker rolls 5x1D20+17: ( 6 +17 = 23 ) ( 2 +17 = 19 ) ( 12 +17 = 29 ) ( 12 +17 = 29 ) ( 4 +17 = 21 ) = 121 [19:45:05] Missed Mari, hit everyone else [19:45:24] 3d6 Fire Damage and Slowed until End of Xev's Next turn [19:45:24] NovaSeaker rolls 3D6: 3 1 2 = 6 01[19:46:20] Oh nooo. :( [19:46:56] And then he speaks a Spiteful Insinuation at Aurora as a minor action [19:47:04] 1d20+17 vs Will [19:47:04] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 8 +17 = 25 [19:47:14] http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4493946109_8a73d81bd5.jpg Meme collision [19:47:23] Missed 01[19:47:36] Whoo [19:49:18] Lemme know when. [19:49:55] [Mauz's Turn] [19:50:03] You're slowed 01[19:50:26] Oh noooooooooooooooo 01[19:50:32] This is bad. [19:50:37] What're the grey tiles that look like they have symbols on them? [19:50:39] Ethereal Stride to move up some, Curse on Xev, Crown of Stars. [19:50:53] Grey tiles that look like they have symbols on them. [19:51:18] What does Ethereal Stride do? [19:51:58] Teleport 3. [19:52:04] +2 defenses until end of next. [19:52:06] Move action. [19:52:11] okay cool [19:52:15] roll attack [19:52:32] 1d20+16 [19:52:32] Mauz rolls 1D20+16: 3 +16 = 19 [19:52:39] miss [19:52:39] vs Reflex... and a miss. [19:52:42] Wow. [19:52:51] Maux luck! [19:53:03] Even with your fancy new deck [19:53:12] I know, right? [19:53:28] [Phanos's Turn] [19:53:30] I even forgot prime shot. [19:53:34] But that wouldn't matter. :V [19:53:37] heh [19:54:11] Phanos uses Feywild Sojourn to disappear for a round [19:54:29] Hahahha, Stop Podcasting Yourself is talking about how one of the guys on the show can't go to the Imax theatre in his town because there's a lot of gangs and he has a blue flag hanging out of his pocket and he cripwalks everywhere 01[19:54:33] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx5ro7kjesQ&feature=related [19:54:39] [Mari's Turn] [19:55:04] And there are gangs, was the important part of the joke 01[19:55:28] ooh [19:55:49] Hey guys... [19:55:50] And see. This si where I will never, ever forget the benefits of Shadow Walk. [19:55:51] EVER AGAIN. [19:55:56] ? [19:56:02] Does anyone even remember the Prophecy page on the wiki? 01[19:56:34] We remember it's there 01[19:56:38] But we don't like, memorize it [19:56:50] Yeah I figured that :P [19:56:57] Oooooh shit [19:57:02] Just take a look at it [19:57:21] And remember that I kept reminding you guys that you had no evidence for looking for Aun here. 01[19:57:28] I'm looking at it. [19:57:32] "When the Book of War is found by those not looking for it, the Inexorable Rage will rise." 01[19:57:34] I don't see anything 01[19:58:04] To be honest, most prophecies don't really click with me and I can't draw any meaning out of them. :( 01[19:58:09] Too metaphorical and open-ended [19:58:13] Anyway, it's Mari's turn [19:58:29] Charging Xev, aegising. [19:58:49] Really? Cause this is exactly the scenario I was referencing in that prophecy :P [19:59:05] What's the modifier for charge again? [19:59:10] +1 to attack 01[19:59:18] I honestly don't really see how it relates. :/ [19:59:18] and only using a melee basic [19:59:38] Remember that the prophecies were one translation of an original text [19:59:44] 1d20+17 [19:59:44] Marianysa rolls 1D20+17: 2 +17 = 19 06[19:59:45] * Aurora nods [19:59:52] :doom: [19:59:54] So "Book of War" might refer to something else. [19:59:56] Miss [20:00:14] As in, "Libram of Violence" at the hear of the "Archive of Unrelenting Scorn" [20:00:23] heart* 01[20:00:55] Oh, okay [20:01:14] ... dammit, you're right. Hm. [20:01:35] (I tend to take an 'it's there, let's explore!' tack with things like this, so, uh.) [20:01:42] heh [20:02:12] Johen summons a tomebound ooze [20:02:24] 1d20+13 vs Ref [20:02:24] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+13: 15 +13 = 28 [20:02:27] hits [20:02:40] 4d8 + 8 acid damage [20:02:40] NovaSeaker rolls 4D8: 3 5 2 6 = 16 [20:02:49] which it resists 10 of [20:02:51] 6 damage [20:04:01] [Aurora's Turn] [20:04:27] By the way "Cavarat Leibel Shakaroz" is Giant for "Library of Festering Hate" [20:04:40] If anyone tried to use Comprehend Language to figure it out 01[20:05:51] Well, crap. My character sheet doesn't given teh full feat wording as far as I can find it [20:06:03] just open the cb 01[20:06:07] It's open [20:06:17] look at your feats section [20:06:33] in the builder, not the sheet viewer, I mean 01[20:06:37] Level 10 is crossed out, but it doesn't show the replacement [20:06:46] go to retraining 03[20:06:59] * RowynAway is now known as Rowyn 01[20:07:00] Oh, okay 01[20:07:02] Let's see [20:07:47] I've uploaded my version of Aurora that I was editing along with you. Download and use that one after you're done for this turn [20:08:06] There's no retraining shenanigans on it 01[20:08:11] Whoo 01[20:08:32] Minor: Astral Splendor. Move: Moving. Standard. Guardian of Faith, behind Xev 01[20:09:50] Checking one thing [20:09:50] kayo 01[20:10:15] Okay, never mind. I'm good for now [20:10:51] kk [20:10:58] Xev shifts to get away from the Guardian 01[20:11:50] Conjuration, not a summon. 01[20:11:57] So no HP or defenses? [20:12:09] nope [20:12:13] can't be attacked either [20:12:34] Okay Xev snarls a Vicious Epithet at Mari [20:12:40] 1d20+17 vs Fort [20:12:40] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+17: 19 +17 = 36 03[20:12:42] * Gentle_Argent_Aria (Mibbit@h93.26.16.98.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) has left #Exalted [20:12:55] Gyah. [20:13:04] 2d8+6 psychic damage and pushed 1 (out of a possible 2) squares [20:13:04] NovaSeaker rolls 2D8+6: 2 5 +6 = 13 01[20:13:07] hee hee. He utters fowl words 01[20:13:09] Oh no. :( [20:13:30] Those pyramids are impassable terrain [20:13:39] block line of effect etc. [20:14:15] [Mauz's Turn] [20:14:24] Okay. [20:15:00] Not slowed anymore, so backing up... [20:15:18] right [20:15:27] Blowing minor to use the Deck's minor d20 roll-store power. [20:15:29] 1d20 [20:15:29] Mauz rolls 1D20: 9 [20:15:31] oh! hah! [20:15:36] I forgot Temper [20:15:39] I get to replace any d20 roll with that. :V [20:15:42] GO ahead. [20:15:50] Nah, I'll get him at the end 01[20:15:59] ANY roll? [20:16:04] ANY. 01[20:16:04] Even Xev's? [20:16:06] Enemy or ally. [20:16:06] No [20:16:10] Oh wow, really? [20:16:14] Hahaha awesome [20:16:15] ... within 5. [20:16:17] Artifacts are fun [20:16:18] I have to be closer. Hm. [20:16:25] For later, then. [20:16:27] ANyway. [20:16:35] Dire Radiance. [20:16:45] 18-20 crit!!! [20:16:49] 1d20+14 [20:16:49] Mauz rolls 1D20+14: 8 +14 = 22 [20:16:53] vs Fort NO. [20:16:55] Man. [20:17:00] I swear. [20:17:02] hell nope [20:17:05] not even close [20:17:11] he doesn't even notice it [20:17:14] It's kind of funny. [20:18:16] Phanos returns, and that's his turn [20:18:29] [Mari's Turn] 01[20:18:47] nyoro [20:18:58] Mari, you take 5 damage from his aura [20:19:20] The seething hate of his visible words is damaging your psyche! :gonk: 01[20:19:38] You cannot comprehend the true form of Xev's attack! [20:19:58] Okay, activating host of shields [20:20:07] :D 01[20:20:29] If I can catch you guys in a 3x3 blast, I'm taking the opportunity. [20:20:40] And starting off with a booming blade, trying to get a feel for his defenses [20:20:44] 1d20+16 [20:20:44] Marianysa rolls 1D20+16: 4 +16 = 20 [20:20:48] Motherfuck [20:20:53] wow [20:21:03] the dice just f'in HATE you guys tonight [20:21:10] (rather appropriate) [20:22:15] Okay guess that's your turn [20:22:20] Yep [20:24:14] Johen summons a shock beetle swarm [20:24:29] 1d20+13 [20:24:29] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+13: 10 +13 = 23 [20:24:33] miss 01[20:25:03] Scanning 01[20:25:15] Hm. No 3x3 yet 01[20:25:50] What's that current 3x3 marker for? 03[20:26:13] * Resplendant_Serene_Jade is now known as Charles [20:26:21] shock beetle [20:26:29] it missed though so it's not there 06[20:26:35] * Aurora nods 03[20:27:17] * Kentaro is now known as Resplendant_Serene_Jade 01[20:27:30] What is happening to the map? @_@ 01[20:27:49] Do those grey blocks block line of sight/effect? 01[20:28:24] Gah, they're moving again [20:29:02] The world is falling apart aaaaaaa [20:29:26] I was locking everything 06[20:29:32] * Aurora nods 01[20:29:35] What do the grey blocks mean? [20:29:44] They're arcane sigils on the floor 01[20:29:59] hm 01[20:30:04] Do they seem to have an effect? [20:30:22] You'd need to take a standard action to study them to see if they were trapped or magical or something 01[20:30:39] That'd be Arcana? [20:30:44] Yeah 01[20:31:04] I've got a 7 in that. Not going to succeed. Reviewing other options [20:31:10] k 01[20:32:06] If I move down, do I have full line of sight? [20:32:41] yeah [20:32:45] one down should do [20:33:07] Also, just in case I need to say it, you shouldn't try to stand on the braziers 01[20:33:20] Are the braziers magical? [20:33:43] Logic would dictate they'd need to be ever-burning at least 01[20:33:50] Moe: one down 01[20:34:00] Standard: Command [20:34:03] If you want to find out exactly how magical, that's a standard action [20:34:08] rollit 01[20:34:40] 1d20+14 [20:34:40] Aurora rolls 1D20+14: 8 +14 = 22 01[20:34:43] vs Will [20:34:50] miss 01[20:34:51] I assume that misses 01[20:34:53] yep 01[20:34:55] Minro... hm 01[20:35:16] Mari's hurt, but I don't want to overheal. [20:35:18] http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4028/4421056333_d448c75c90.jpg I need to discover the origin of this meme 01[20:35:37] End of turn. [20:35:43] http://www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/data/media/437/82_SECRET_AVENGERS_3.jpg Huh, so apparently Cap isn't wearing a mask anymore. [20:36:08] Pretty bad at being a *secret* Avenger, then. :| [20:36:14] haha 01[20:36:37] But now he's wearing goatse [20:37:25] 1d20+19 [20:37:25] NovaSeaker rolls 1D20+19: 18 +19 = 37 [20:37:28] hits [20:37:34] uses companion boost [20:37:44] 2d8+5 [20:37:44] NovaSeaker rolls 2D8+5: 3 5 +5 = 13 [20:37:50] 13 damage [20:39:22] Xev makes a Scornful Rebuke in a close burst 3, catching Mari and Temper [20:39:33] 2x1d20+17 vs Fort [20:39:33] NovaSeaker rolls 2x1D20+17: ( 12 +17 = 29 ) ( 11 +17 = 28 ) = 57 [20:39:50] hits both [20:40:08] 2d8+6 psychic and fire damage, and you're each knocked prone [20:40:08] NovaSeaker rolls 2D8+6: 4 7 +6 = 17 01[20:40:09] Probably time to heal soon [20:42:20] [Mauz's Turn] [20:42:21] Yay! 01[20:42:40] I now have two allies in the 3x3 01[20:43:10] http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/RaptorZero/Crossovers/1229897093435.jpg ahahaha [20:43:20] Move, as line states. Can't do anything with a minor I need to just yet... [20:43:40] kayo [20:43:56] And Frigid Darknessssssssssssss. [20:44:20] 18-20? [20:44:27] Yeah, it's Fear. [20:44:34] DOEEEET [20:44:36] 1d20+14 [20:44:36] Mauz rolls 1D20+14: 18 +14 = 32 [20:44:40] vs? [20:44:42] vs Fort. [20:44:45] And YES.. [20:44:52] .... [20:44:58] HIT! [20:45:00] Holy this, this is going to explode. 01[20:45:11] Oh? [20:45:20] just to remind you, only a 20 is an automatic hit [20:45:27] ... did I miss. [20:45:33] HIT! [20:45:36] :D [20:45:47] 20 cold damage for the crit. Warlock's Curse for... [20:45:48] 2d6 [20:45:48] Mauz rolls 2D6: 1 6 = 7 [20:45:51] What's the crit on the Deck? [20:45:55] No no [20:45:57] 12 for curse [20:46:09] Another 7, and crit damage of fucking 5d12 [20:46:13] Okay, 12. 01[20:46:15] Strikers own [20:46:19] 5d12 [20:46:19] Mauz rolls 5D12: 5 6 1 11 8 = 31 [20:46:27] Any dice you roll for damage, ANY AT ALL, is maxed, except dice rolled specifically for crits [20:46:33]