Start of #Exalted buffer: Mon Jun 30 19:14:51 2008 [15:25:18] Then I guess we can start now then [15:25:22] ....whaaaaaaat [15:25:22] The worst thing about it for me, is that the BoEF takes itself so (pardon the term) fucking seriously. Yes, yes, sex is serious-- but Christ, this is D&D. This is like FATAL-Lite. It's worse than (god help me) GURPS High Heels, the definitive RP netbook for footwear fetishists. [15:25:29] ...Wow. [15:25:49] Oh god, that thing [15:26:02] Heh [15:26:20] http://www.barkingduck.net/ehayes/essays/highheel.htm Oh thank god, it's some crazy doing it for free on webspace outside of a PDF. [15:26:26] I assumed this was being sold like BoEF is. [15:26:38] I really didn't like how the BoEF was all "we will approach the subject maturely and seriously." And then theres "cock" this and "dick" that. [15:26:48] yEAH [15:27:18] Also, lesbo paladins all over the place. [15:27:19] Nova: I think there's a difference between 'maturely and seriously' and 'MUST ALWAYS USE THE WORD PENIS'. [15:27:38] And one lesbian paladins. There's a lot wrong with the book, but you're not picking up on it. [15:27:39] ...Hm maybe I should brush up on it [15:28:05] To be fair, I didn't get much farther than the second or third instance of "cock" [15:28:18] Yeah, I've heard that about you. [15:28:25] * NovaSeaker SNRKS [15:28:36] Well played. Well played. [15:29:10] Anyways, get IC and get into #Odal, so we can maybe get to the start of the next encounter before Nova has to eat. [15:29:25] Alright [15:29:35] * Demota is now known as Elenia [15:29:36] The sooner we get through this dungeon, the sooner I can make an adventure that's not a series of rooms with things to kill in them. :colbert: [15:29:41] * Yonjuuni is now known as Paera [15:30:12] * Il_Dice (demota@c-67-188-135-127.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [15:30:27] * NovaSeaker is now known as Eve_Kasnora [15:30:50] At least they're interesting rooms with neat things to kill. [15:31:17] Eggplant Ronin posted: [15:31:17] Nothing is bigger turn-off than an oversexed geek girl at a gaming table. [15:31:17] Bees are often the only solution. [15:31:32] hahahahhahaha [15:31:33] hahaha [15:35:27] Wow. The two worst things from GURPS High Heels so far is that A: The pain from walking in them will MAKE YOU STUPID, and B: The actual GURPS Biotech book apparently actually has a surgical procedure for removing the pain. [15:35:46] ... what [15:35:51] Haaaaahahahahaha [15:36:05] hah [15:36:40] Gametable: 24.168.45.216 [15:36:49] port 6812 [15:38:51] ...ahahahaha [15:38:52] Liberal_L33t posted: [15:38:52] And the silver werewolf inquisitor pulls out a huge cross shaped gun [15:38:52] OH! Just like that guy in Hellsing! [15:38:52] Liberal_L33t posted: [15:38:52] that fires A MINIATURE BLACK HOLE. [15:38:54] Oh. Maybe not. [15:39:06] haha [15:39:25] hahahah [15:39:44] .....Aahahahahah, going by the GURPS High Heels rules, a woman has a .5% chance of "Badly injured ankle. Audible snapping of tendons and/or breaking of bones. HT/3 damage to one foot (location 15,16). The affected leg hurts badly and cannot be used for at least some time. Treat as lame [one leg] (p. B29) for 2d weeks. After that time make HT roll to avoid a permanently crippled leg (treat as lame [crippled leg])." [15:39:51] Every single time she walks in high heels. [15:40:03] o_o [15:40:27] ahahahahhhhaahhahaahahahhahahah [15:40:34] So they like feet AND pain. [15:40:42] Eve were's functional boots. ._. [15:40:45] wears* [15:41:13] (she is not lycanthropic footwear) [15:43:48] Yon: I think it's more of a 'they don't like knowing about probability'. That's what happens on a critical failure. What's really good is it means that, taking the chances out to their logical end, one in every 200 women wearing any kind of high heels, regardless of wether they're one inch broad heels or six inch stilettos will EXPLODE THEIR FUCKING ANKLES [15:44:22] In the world of GURPS Footwear, people living in cities become blaise to women toppling over and screaming in excruciating pain real quick. [15:44:44] (One in every 200 women on a daily basis, that is) [15:45:39] Are you running Xan? [15:45:44] Yeah [15:45:49] Okay [15:47:15] Cha, did you save the map from last time? [15:47:35] Oh lord. Someone ACTUALLY tried to pass the "I wanna cast magic missile" sketch off as something that happened in his group in that thread. [15:47:44] I did, yeah [15:48:16] ...really. -_- [15:48:51] Can you load it? Just to get our pogs ready [15:49:06] Doing so now. [15:49:16] Gametable's open map thing takes FOREVER to open for me. [15:49:33] Whoops. [15:49:44] I saved the version of the map I originally made, not the one you edited to be readable. [15:51:31] s'all right [15:51:36] shouldn't take long [15:51:56] Also, you should save at the end of a session so our pogs are there [15:52:42] Yeah, good idea. [15:54:03] Anyone else have a vote on the tower vs. portcullis issue? [15:54:49] I don't have a vote because I'm not entirely sure what Eve is saying. [15:55:39] Last session, you guys were told by a kobold that this is Wyrmgear's home, and Eve wants to go in through the portcullis to get closer to it [15:56:10] Oh, as opposed to the stairs. [15:58:04] Yeah [15:58:18] It seems to me the tower is a sort of lookout thing [15:58:27] This being a road toll [15:58:35] Unless it's actually like.. a huge tower [16:00:29] What sort of tower is it Cha? [16:00:38] Like a wizard tower or just a sort of lookout thingy [16:01:29] Well, from outside the thing, you didn't see an actual tower. It's more of a staircase. [16:02:17] oh [16:02:22] Well I gotta go eat now [16:02:30] I'll be quick [16:09:12] kk [16:19:41] Dem, is it intentional that Elenia's name changes every session? [16:20:08] ... whoops [16:20:10] * Elenia is now known as Eilenia [16:20:19] It's just a hard name to remember [16:20:51] Wasn't it Eilienia at some point? [16:21:22] If you can't keep your name straight I'm just going to start calling her Vowels. :V [16:21:37] It was that on the first session, yeah. [16:21:42] I didn't look at her character sheet well enough [16:24:06] I like the idea that her name is, like, magically tied to the phases of the moon in the Feywild. [16:24:13] And waxes and wanes over the course of a month. [16:24:29] Hahahahahahahahaha [16:24:31] hahahahah [16:25:41] Back [16:26:03] Hey [16:26:17] I say we just call her Eilielielelieliealeielielieaialieaiea [16:28:12] Also, didn't we load that junk into the cart? [16:28:14] As treasure? [16:28:34] You loaded select items. [16:28:48] Most are so damn weird you can't figure them out. [16:28:53] heh [16:29:27] Heh [16:32:31] I suggest Paera not stand behind difficult terrain [16:32:35] before we open the door [16:33:15] :saddowns: our pogs are gone [16:33:19] :( [16:33:45] Oh yeah, I prepared Sleep again [16:33:59] They are? I see them [16:34:11] You disconnected [16:34:39] Cha, if you hit ctrl+f, you'll open up your private map, then if you load a map it loads to there, and you can publish pieces of it onto the public map [16:34:55] Oh, neat. [16:35:07] Only you sort of have to synronize the placement of the maps if there are saved maps for different rooms [16:35:34] At the very least, you can erase the lines and underlays from the public map and then publish a new room from your private map and keep our pogs intact [16:36:49] .... I think the room we were in just suddenly got bigger [16:37:10] Who disconnected? Me? Or Nova? [16:37:36] You [16:38:21] Weird. It said I was connected and I had to disconnect to reconnect. [16:38:23] Yeah. [16:38:33] That's the non-euclidean physics of 4e for you. [16:39:22] * Darkheart (lol@67.233.171.119) has joined #Exalted [16:39:32] Hey [16:39:39] Hey DH. [16:39:42] Heh [16:39:47] Hey DH [16:39:52] MAKE A STORMREACH CHARACTER [16:39:56] Yo. D: [16:40:00] * Eve_Kasnora shakes DH. [16:40:03] Semi-afk for a bit, my dad's here to help me install the air conditioner [16:40:05] gngngnggngn [16:40:32] gununun [16:42:01] DH: Did I ever send you the eberron campaign setting? [16:44:42] Nope. [16:48:19] Hrm [16:48:30] I sent you Dragonmarked right? [16:49:15] Missed you by one. :toot: [16:49:21] 1d20+1 [16:49:21] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+1: 3 +1 = 4 [16:49:26] ... [16:49:30] roll 1d20+1 [16:49:31] Eve_Kasnora rolls [ 1D20+1: 3 +1 = 4 ] [16:49:36] >:( [16:50:07] 1d20+5 [16:50:07] Eilenia rolls 1D20+5: 1 +5 = 6 [16:50:22] This fight iwll kill us all [16:50:28] ALL [16:50:47] 1d20+7 [16:50:47] Charles rolls 1D20+7: 18 +7 = 25 [16:55:42] Yeah. [16:56:23] Alright I should probably send you the ECS. I guess. [16:56:33] * Eve_Kasnora scuffs feet. [16:57:17] Alright. One Yon gets back and rolls, we can get started. [16:57:28] If he's not back in 10, I'll roll for him and NPC him until he gets back [16:57:31] Cool [16:59:20] Alrighty [17:11:04] 1d20+1 [17:11:04] Charles rolls 1D20+1: 7 +1 = 8 [17:14:28] he saw a kobold? [17:14:29] What're the slashed boxe? [17:14:41] Yeah, the one that fired at you [17:14:46] I should put where it was on the map. [17:15:15] The slashes boxes are where the portcullis was. [17:15:21] Aah, okay [17:16:39] 7 damage [17:16:48] Drat [17:17:20] Am I out of line of sight? [17:17:39] Okay, sorry, that was more like full blown afk [17:17:46] But I have AC now. :toot: [17:17:53] S'okay we just killed Paera off [17:18:03] Shoved her off the roof of a falling tavern. [17:18:17] Well at least she didn't jump herself. :unsmith: [17:18:24] And then a colony fell on her [17:18:32] That's surprising! [17:18:37] And then the colony fell into lava. [17:19:12] Awesome, even when someone else rolls for me my init sucks. :V [17:19:52] heh [17:20:08] It was still better than half the party's [17:20:39] Five each [17:20:58] What're the reddish brown lines? [17:21:11] I'll put up the monster init after the turn. And that's the ramp. [17:21:20] Alright [17:22:09] Am I still connected? [17:22:21] I don't think so [17:22:44] Clearly. I think I know why, too. [17:25:37] roll 1d20+3 [17:25:38] Paera rolls [ 1D20+3: 8 +3 = 11 ] [17:25:44] Sigh. [17:26:07] ...Did... Did you just quote Richter Belmont? [17:26:25] No, that's "Die monster! You don't belong in this world!" [17:26:27] Die, Monster [17:26:31] Ah, right. [17:26:45] What's that attack against? [17:27:07] Reflex. [17:27:18] Heh. I'm listening to diablo music. [17:27:22] Sorta fits [17:27:32] Heh [17:29:36] 12 damage [17:29:47] holy fuck [17:30:02] Damn [17:30:14] Alright, dropping a... hm [17:30:46] We're in pretty bad shape, right? [17:31:08] Yeah. At least until you can close with the snipers. [17:31:13] minion 1, 2, 4? [17:31:23] Yeah. [17:31:37] Dem remember what we talked about, about deciding your action before your turn [17:31:40] Yeah [17:31:42] I'm using my Daily. [17:31:53] using Sleep on the square above Minion 4. [17:31:59] Burst 2 [17:31:59] burst 1? [17:32:02] oo [17:32:09] Versus will... [17:32:12] 1d20+4 [17:32:13] Eilenia rolls 1D20+4: 2 +4 = 6 [17:32:14] ... [17:32:25] Okay, they're Slowed, and a save ends the effect [17:32:32] Just to be entirely clear. The snipers are at the top of the ramp, right? Nothing in the way? [17:32:55] We have an AP, so I'll cast a Cloud of Daggers at Minion 2 [17:32:57] Versus ref [17:33:00] 1d20+4 [17:33:01] Eilenia rolls 1D20+4: 11 +4 = 15 [17:33:02] No the ramp goes down not up [17:33:07] They're behind rubble, and the ramp goes down [17:33:13] How can a ramp go down but not go up? [17:33:20] The snipers are behind rubble behind the hole the ramp goes down into [17:33:22] If that 15 hits... [17:33:30] It does [17:33:33] d6+4 [17:33:37] minion [17:33:37] Oh, wauit [17:33:38] Yeah [17:34:05] Dem: It goes up if you walk the direction it's not going. It descends into the earth as it goes north [17:34:40] Yon, update your hp damage [17:34:49] aah [17:35:07] Uh, how much did I take? [17:35:17] 12 [17:35:25] Oh, I missed that, sorry [17:35:58] End of my turn [17:36:45] 5 damage. [17:36:47] uh? [17:36:48] Cha? [17:36:54] Yeah? [17:37:01] Dem killed minion 2 which has now been relabled minion 3 [17:37:05] Yes. [17:37:14] Things can move into spaces where other things used to exist. [17:37:15] I think I know why [17:37:19] Oooh [17:37:22] Minion 2 died and Minion 3 burst out from - oh [17:37:32] Yeah that's what I was thinking [17:37:50] Sor tof like a snake shedding its skin [17:37:54] Okay moving along path and valiant striking [17:38:09] Well, maybe if you weren't an illiterate and could read what was happening in the game channel instead of just dictating to a typist, this wouldn't happen. :colbert: [17:38:31] * Charles nods [17:38:38] roll 1d20+7 [17:38:38] Eve_Kasnora rolls [ 1D20+7: 11 +7 = 18 ] [17:38:46] oh yeah. Slowed means they only move 2 squares until a save ends. [17:38:57] Also, I've attacked them. :toot: [17:39:03] Using an AP to charge sniper 1 [17:39:16] Alright [17:39:16] Oh [17:39:26] And I'm using my Orb of Imposition power [17:39:49] Their saving throws are at...-2 [17:39:58] *nod* [17:40:18] 1d20+7 [17:40:18] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+7: 4 +7 = 11 [17:40:25] goddamn forgot to use rusty's [17:40:44] Was the guy under Kobold sniper 3 there when I cast the spell? [17:40:48] Can't mark it cause I used my minor to draw my shortsword [17:40:57] Nope [17:41:05] Alright, so he's now Slowed [17:41:22] So 18 killed that minion right? [17:41:24] er, NOT [17:41:26] Yeah [17:47:36] 6 damage, Eve. [17:47:44] Remembe,r the yonly move 2 squares. [17:47:53] Yep. [17:47:55] Any OAs? [17:48:06] Nope, they used shifty twice. [17:48:16] kayo [17:48:34] Hey, which sniper was it that hit me? [17:48:53] 3, I think [17:48:57] Oh also, I am very bloodied. [17:49:09] Please to be healing wording me, comrade. [17:49:34] Cha? Was it 3? [17:49:42] Yeah, I think so [17:50:45] don't forget to show how you move guys [17:50:52] draw those lines [17:51:59] 1d20+4 [17:51:59] Paera rolls 1D20+4: 18 +4 = 22 [17:52:07] yaay! [17:52:08] Hits [17:52:18] Oh, that was with Infernal Wrath. [17:52:42] 1d6+6 [17:52:42] Paera rolls 1D6+6: 2 +6 = 8 [17:53:08] Xan gains 3 temp HP, and... [17:53:52] Healing word on Eve. [17:54:11] surge plus? [17:54:15] 1d6 [17:54:15] Paera rolls 1D6: 3 [17:54:17] I'm going to lay down an Icy Terrain under Sniper 2. Also, I just relaized that for Sleep, I should have rolled attacks against everyone there. [17:54:17] yay [17:54:18] :( [17:54:25] Instead of rolling one attack for the whole group [17:54:26] I'm dumb! [17:54:35] I could have instantly disabled some of those guys. [17:54:44] Roll them now, then. [17:54:59] I don't want to screw you out of proper use of your daily. [17:55:06] Okay, who was in the AoE? [17:55:13] everyone marked with Slow [17:55:16] Aah [17:55:17] Everyone slowed, and the northwest kobold. [17:55:27] Sniper one, versus will [17:55:29] 1d20+4 [17:55:29] Eilenia rolls 1D20+4: 7 +4 = 11 [17:55:32] Sniper two [17:55:33] 1d20+4 [17:55:34] Eilenia rolls 1D20+4: 4 +4 = 8 [17:55:38] Sniper 3 [17:55:39] 1d20+4 [17:55:40] Eilenia rolls 1D20+4: 5 +4 = 9 [17:55:43] Minion 4 [17:55:45] 1d20+4 [17:55:45] Eilenia rolls 1D20+4: 3 +4 = 7 [17:55:50] .... [17:55:58] Spy in our midst, men. [17:56:08] * Eve_Kasnora uses rustybot. [17:56:35] Anyway,rolling for the Encounter now. Versus reflex [17:56:39] Sniper two [17:56:40] 1d20+4 [17:56:40] Eilenia rolls 1D20+4: 19 +4 = 23 [17:56:42] And the future refused to change. [17:56:43] Sniper 3 [17:56:44] :toot: [17:56:46] 1d20+4 [17:56:46] Eilenia rolls 1D20+4: 8 +4 = 12 [17:56:48] haha [17:57:01] One hit [17:57:23] That area's now difficult terrain [17:57:28] 1d6+4 [17:57:29] Eilenia rolls 1D6+4: 3 +4 = 7 [17:57:36] The one that was hit takes 7 damage nad is knocked Prone [17:57:45] Ends at the end of my next turn [17:57:53] Lemme knwo when I can post it in channel [17:58:18] Whenever you want. [17:58:25] There's no set time. [17:59:24] POsted [17:59:36] 5 damage [18:00:41] I'm Bloodied [18:00:54] Okay, moving over that rubble isn't a problem right? [18:01:01] Yeah. [18:02:03] Using holy strike [18:02:08] roll 1d20+6 [18:02:08] Eve_Kasnora rolls [ 1D20+6: 18 +6 = 24 ] [18:02:13] Hit [18:02:25] er.. crap [18:02:29] I forgot to mark it first [18:02:34] Mind if I do that? [18:02:51] Does it matter? It'll stay marked since you end your turn next to it [18:03:05] I get Wis damage to marked enemies with Holy Strike [18:03:11] Aah. Yeah, then sure. [18:03:14] Thanks [18:03:16] 1d10+6 [18:03:17] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D10+6: 7 +6 = 13 [18:04:33] end turn [18:04:34] I'm reading that as stunned disbelief. [18:04:40] :( [18:04:51] "SERIOUSLY, HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT SOME OF IT?" [18:04:58] hahaha [18:05:05] be wanting. [18:05:43] Dem, where did you read that it was rude to call Bahamut by name? [18:06:09] PHB [18:07:06] Mm [18:07:12] I don't remember where though [18:07:17] Or maybe it was the DMG [18:07:20] I figure Eve is rebelling from her restrictive society if that's true then [18:07:28] Yeah [18:07:56] Can rangers actually attack two different targets? [18:08:54] Does it say it needs to be the same? [18:09:41] "Target: One creature" would mean the same target for both attacks. Not sure that's what it is though [18:10:11] Does it mention secondary targets? [18:10:22] Probably should be the same creature [18:10:27] oh well [18:10:42] Ah here it is [18:10:48] "Target: one or two creatures" [18:10:53] That pretty much answers the issue [18:11:27] ooh [18:11:32] Although the Encounter version is one creature [18:13:17] Miss [18:13:29] And an OA [18:13:39] For you, that is [18:14:07] Ah [18:14:12] roll 1d20+6 [18:14:12] Eve_Kasnora rolls [ 1D20+6: 14 +6 = 20 ] [18:14:19] 1d10+4 [18:14:19] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D10+4: 9 +4 = 13 [18:15:15] Bloodied [18:17:18] :kamina: [18:17:57] 1d20+3 [18:17:57] Paera rolls 1D20+3: 3 +3 = 6 [18:18:21] Fucking hell. [18:19:08] roll 1d6 [18:19:08] Paera rolls [ 1D6: 2 ] [18:19:14] Okay, 2+ a surge, Dem [18:19:25] Whooo [18:19:37] Use rustybot guys ._. [18:22:26]