Start of #Exalted buffer: Wed Feb 25 19:36:46 2009 [17:30:59] * Demota is now known as Eilenia [17:31:03] Do we need GT? [17:31:06] I think Lucca's in the closet [17:31:11] I'll host [17:31:16] Ayla's bisexual! [17:31:31] hosting [17:31:36] Yeah, I confirmed it. [17:31:41] * Il_Dice (demota@c-76-126-71-112.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [17:31:46] "You strong too. Alya like strong person. Man, woman... both like!" [17:31:51] Lucca: "I... I don't... I mean, I'm not-!" [17:32:42] ...hahahahha, someone made a Hitchhiker's Guide joke in the Akumetsu thread, and a couple people took it as a serious comment and started a big argument about economic policy and expressways. [17:32:50] haha [17:32:59] Crap, I didn't upload the log from last time [17:34:29] Oh well. We don't need it [17:35:21] Hey, maybe we should name Eve's sword Frostmourne. :| [17:35:39] "Revolutionseve" [17:36:00] hahaha [17:36:09] Eve's Revolution? [17:36:15] Maybe Eve can turn into a car. :I [17:36:19] hahahah [17:36:30] Note: Eve of the Revolution and Lelouche of the Rebellion have nothing to do with each other [17:36:43] aw man [17:36:47] I want a Gease. [17:37:01] We need someone to make a rousing, motivational speech. [17:37:03] Are you okay? [17:37:06] BUSTER WOLF [17:37:07] Before we potentially head for our deaths. [17:38:16] You don't get a Geass, you get a lot of stock footage involving stairs and elevators while dramatic choral music plays. :V [17:40:25] ? [17:40:57] (and then someone will bitchslap a lesbian and pull a sword out of her chest) [17:41:06] Matt: I've got a utility power for just such a thing. [17:41:12] Hahahahaha [17:41:21] Thanks Yon, now I got it. [17:41:35] Eve: Yay [17:41:48] I like that the dock in GT is just "Damaged goods" [17:42:57] But this is D&D meaning that someone's got to stab a lesbian first :( [17:42:59] :( [17:43:18] Eve first, since she can heal herself [17:43:22] .... crap [17:43:29] oh wait, no, Eve knows draconic [17:43:39] * Plow knows only Common. [17:43:57] I have no idea if Elena is making stuff up or not. [17:44:57] Vecna itself? [17:45:06] Vecna's a "dude," right? [17:45:26] Yeah [17:46:21] Yeah [17:46:43] I think that he was a guy before he became a lich and those parts which define a guy rotted away [17:47:31] The mustache? [17:47:35] Which makes me think of transexual liches being relatively lucky because they don't have a body for people to prejudge them by, but I think that's a matter for the 4e books about fuckin'. [17:47:45] I'm pretty sure his entire mortal body still exists in the World. [17:47:59] Really? I'd have assumed he was like Jesus. [17:48:02] Like his Heart is mentioned in Open Grave, as are campaign ideas. [17:48:10] Yeah, don't forget about his head. :V [17:48:10] He ascended to godhood and left behind a bunch of bits of his body [17:48:17] Campaign ideas that mention cultists are looking for his body. [17:48:22] Wait... [17:48:27] So we're fighting Vecna's Nobody? [17:48:31] Except that Vecna left behind his eye, his hand, and other things, while Jesus just left parts of his foreskin. [17:48:31] hahahahhaha [17:50:03] No, we're collecting all his body parts because Konami doesn't want to move the timeline forward 100 years before they ressurect him for the sequel. :T [17:50:32] Hahahah [17:50:44] I was trying to make the Castlevania 2 joke, but it wasn't coming. Good job, Yon [17:50:57] heh [17:51:28] if we ever see an upside down temple of vecna hanging in the sky, we know that the rest of his bodyparts are there, too. [17:51:42] It took me a minute because I kept forgetting which details were from the game and which were from the shitty novelization. :( [17:52:03] If you ever start exploring mirrored versions of dungeons you've explored before, you'll know I just stopped trying [17:52:12] I never read the novelization and I'm reallycurious about if scans of these novels are online anywhere [17:52:23] hahaha [17:53:20] Dem: Hell, if you ever find them, tell me. I want to re-experience the horror. [17:54:32] http://rs.4chan.org/?s=worlds+of+power [17:55:07] oNly the CV2 book though [17:57:28] Oh, cool. The new CB update lets you customize the names of your equip, so you can personalize it. [17:57:56] That's not even the half of it, Nova found an AWESOME feature yesterday [17:58:10] Whuzzat? [17:58:12] Yeah [17:58:55] If you put in placeholders, like feats from a Dragon article that didn't make the deadline for the current update you're using, when you update, your placeholders automatically update to the real thing. [17:59:05] You just have to name the placeholders correctly. [17:59:05] Oh man [17:59:08] That's pretty cool. [17:59:12] Yeah [17:59:40] Like I had a Dhampyr build, and put a place holder for Vampire Heritage, Vampire Alacrity, Mist Form, Bloodied Regeneration, and Dominating Gaze [18:00:11] Golly, not my secrets. [18:00:19] All of them except Vampire Alacrity were auto-updated to the real feats. Vampire Alacrity didn't cause I had "Vampiric Alacrity" as the name of the custom element I had as a placeholder. [18:00:37] we using gt currently? [18:00:45] Yeah [18:00:53] whose hosting, nova? [18:00:57] Yeah [18:01:15] mmkay [18:01:37] Pretty soon, the Vecnites will know that you think Will Smith is a really good actor, if only he'd get the right part. :| [18:01:54] ...I do think he's a good actor :( [18:02:13] o_0 Hey, was I rebanned? [18:02:26] I don't think so [18:02:29] ?? * Retrieving #Exalted modes... [18:02:44] I just noticed that I was still on the banlist when I checked channel modes for the topic [18:02:48] Nova: VECNATIZED [18:02:49] bhuh [18:02:53] That's your old ban [18:02:54] oof [18:02:59] Since you moved, I never removed it [18:03:02] Oh snap [18:03:04] That didn't really come out as a good sentence. [18:03:09] I didnt move. [18:03:20] Mayhaps my ip be static. [18:03:27] Are they watching the water? [18:03:28] I dunno [18:03:28] Oi. [18:03:43] I thought you said you moved, and that's why you could get in without the ban being lifted [18:04:03] Oh..no, I have no clue as to why I can get in [18:04:19] I was in a different location for awhile, but I didnt move. [18:04:21] maybe you're a ghost [18:04:28] Or a zombie. [18:04:42] Or unintentionally leeching my neighbor's connection. [18:05:45] * Disconnected [18:05:56] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Exalted [18:05:56] * Rejoined channel #Exalted [18:05:56] * Topic is '#Exalted: You relieved yourself! Your condition became "Rock Band: Fetal Position" | Sharn II: Sharn's Revenge Summer 2009 | Odal's Fen: Wednesdays | Dem's games resume after Chinese New Year | Nova's GT IP: 24.168.45.216 / Port 6812 | Dem's GT IP: 76.126.71.112 / Port 6812 | Youkai March 5' [18:05:56] * Set by Demota!demota@c-76-126-71-112.hsd1.ca.comcast.net on Tue Feb 24 18:08:27 [18:05:58] Crap [18:05:59] * Fuuko (demota@c-76-126-71-112.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [18:06:03] [18:04:32] * The dockmaster shrugs. "It's possible. I wouldn't be too suprised if they drowned a few to make those waterborne zombies they bring out on patrol and kept them down there, maybe some ghouls. Not like they have to breathe." [18:06:03] [18:05:45] * Disconnected [18:06:33] "It would be possible for me to get inside the Admiral's mansion without creating a spectacle. I just need to get near it without being seen." [18:06:33] * Demota3 has joined #Odal [18:06:39] o_o [18:07:22] * Eilenia (demota@c-76-126-71-112.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [18:07:27] * Demota3 is now known as Eilenia [18:07:56] Warforged don't need air? [18:07:58] * Il_Dice (demota@c-76-126-71-112.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [18:08:23] * Plow doesn't need air, and has breaching armor, which lets him jump through walls. [18:08:30] * Plow *teleport through walls. [18:08:42] Sorry, back. [18:08:57] :O [18:09:01] brb, nature [18:09:20] I'm taking this to mean there's a mountain lion in your computer room [18:09:26] Punch it in the nose [18:09:35] Or get tall. I can never remember which. [18:09:49] Get in the car. [18:10:22] Chapter One [18:10:22] Tim [18:10:22] it LooKED AS though Count Dracula was going to [18:10:22] win the battle. [18:10:22] “i will drink your spirit like cherry pop!” said the [18:10:22] count, flapping his cape and showing his fangs. “yes, [18:10:22] Simon Belmont! you will become one of my children [18:10:22] of the night!” [18:10:22] Simon shivered with fear. [18:10:38] What [18:10:57] .... [18:11:04] The first paragraphs of the Castlevania II novelization [18:11:16] Don't worry, Dem, there's no such thing as counts. [18:11:38] whew [18:12:08] What is a cherry pop? A miserable little bottle of calories. [18:12:21] hahahaha [18:12:44] hahaha [18:13:58] If only we had an aparatus of kwalish. [18:14:16] haha [18:14:25] back [18:14:30] re [18:14:40] Eilenia cannot do it too [18:14:48] Fey Step requires line of sight [18:14:57] aw [18:15:23] oh [18:15:25] also, I'm imagining a warforged making the gesture Plow's making and I'm laughing my ass off [18:15:27] nix my post [18:15:31] no wait [18:15:44] oh? [18:15:45] Breaching Armor is a exception [18:15:49] * Plow nods. [18:15:53] Nova: Kiraaaa [18:16:01] still nix post then? [18:16:03] oh THAT post [18:16:07] I didn't see that one [18:16:08] THAT? [18:16:21] THIS POST. THIS POST THIS POST THIS POST THIS POST [18:16:25] First, take off your clothes. [18:16:27] @_@ [18:18:19] * Plow is all kinds of warforged ninja. [18:19:05] Which is terrible [18:19:16] Because this stinking float is filled with my mortal enemy: pirates. [18:20:06] Hahah [18:20:33] brb again..having stomach problems [18:20:56] hahaha [18:21:08] ...Not laughing at Rusty. [18:22:25] The only thing we need is some kind of DnD-era walkie-talkie. [18:22:32] DnD-appropriate [18:22:36] Hahah [18:22:38] Yeah [18:22:46] Warlocks can get that. :| [18:22:53] Melora is the goddess of luck :| [18:23:36] 3e ECS had them [18:23:43] They were called Circles of Sound [18:24:08] Magic rings made in sets of 2 to 5, which let you whisper to people wearing other rings of the set. [18:24:15] THey could be up to a mile away, I think [18:24:19] Charles, I'm going to prepare the Water Walking ritual. [18:24:27] Honestly a name like that just makes me think of the cone of silence. [18:25:12] ? [18:25:59] * Charles nods [18:26:15] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cone_of_Silence [18:26:52] Got a picture of it? :( [18:27:29] http://www.rosevines.org/storage/images/cone-of-silence.jpg [18:27:52] hee [18:28:30] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcSWI6Ppks ooh [18:28:41] Do you want to skip ahead until the plan's ready to go into action? [18:28:48] it looks like boobs [18:28:57] I'm just sort of filling space [18:29:08] so if we want to find ourselves in a more advantageously close place, I would go for that. [18:29:10] I've got nothing in mind [18:29:50] * Plow is just sort of bullshitting a ritual. [18:30:29] concentrate your mind [18:30:39] hahaha [18:30:48] You could probably go to a tavern that's within a few minutes walk/run of the palace [18:31:00] back [18:31:42] Technically that was supposed to be a nature ritual. So... probably some sort of nature-based symbological system, as opposed to arcane lettering? [18:31:44] But, yeah. [18:31:44] <_< [18:31:46] Welcome abck! [18:32:16] Welcome back Commander. [18:32:24] Haha [18:32:59] If Plow keeps doing arcane rituals I'm going to start imagining him as Alphonse Elric. :( [18:33:30] Maybe someone can cut off his metal arm and replace it with the Hand of Vecna. [18:33:35] Cut off that crappy useless arm. [18:33:37] Haha. It's useless. [18:33:48] *sniff* [18:34:02] * Plow can't even sniff. Useless. [18:34:09] My arm...my arm...my arm... [18:34:49] THIS ARM THIS ARM THIS ARM [18:34:59] CAN SUMMON UP THE POWER OF THE GOD HAND [18:35:20] The idea of cutting off your arm and replacing it with a hand is just a terrible idea [18:35:39] Hahahaha. [18:36:14] brb again:/ [18:36:20] I would hope that the Hand of Vecna would grow itself an arm out of sheer embarassment. [18:36:51] Hahahaha [18:38:52] Clearly, we all need to bundle ourselves in rags. [18:39:02] And then assume that it worked. [18:39:03] >_> [18:39:05] <_< [18:39:19] Yeah, works for me. [18:39:23] Do we need to buy anything? [18:39:34] I'm just not sure there's anything I want to buy [18:40:36] Eve doesn't have enough fuel to get the fire started. [18:41:20] But it's been burning since the world was turning. [18:41:27] I need to catch up on Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged [18:41:37] ....? [18:42:12] It's a joke they used [18:45:40] Damn these metal skinnnnnns... [18:46:27] Are we good for skipping ahead to the plan? [18:46:33] Yeah [18:46:39] yeah [18:46:44] Sure. [18:47:12] back again [18:47:20] * Plow nods. [18:47:29] we're dressing up as hobos [18:47:41] horray everyone listening to the plan of the Int 9 pc! [18:48:10] There's one major flaw I may have noticed, but I'm waiting to see if anyone else picks up on it [18:48:35] Can't stop puking:/ [18:48:35] Well, I'm fighting off a cold [18:48:49] My body is a temple to nurgle [18:48:51] And I think it's time for you to take the initiaitve in saying what happens, Matt, since I'm not sure exactly how you're going about this [18:49:02] Oh geez, that sucks. Condolences, Rusty. :( [18:49:13] Damn [18:49:18] You going to be okay? [18:49:38] Probably a stomach virus [18:49:47] Oh, that's no good. ._. Sorry to hear [18:49:51] :( [18:50:01] just excuse me if I'm delayed/quiet. [18:50:19] Charles, where are we in proximity to the palace? [18:50:21] I'll do my best in spite of being not great [18:50:39] Poor sick people. ._. [18:50:39] I'd say that you were about half a mile from the palaces at the docks [18:51:13] The marketplace is maybe less than an eighth of a mile. Really short walk [18:51:25] Is the palace surrounded by docks, or is it have an open face to the water? [18:51:36] *does it [18:53:08] I think there's probably a small open face to the water around it [18:53:18] Almost the equivalent of a yard. [18:53:30] * Plow nods. [18:53:58] But there are guards standing at the gangplank leading up to the ship that the palace is made of, so diving into the water's inadvisable [18:54:54] Can he walk underneath the walkways and bridges? [18:55:01] since he can walk on water [18:55:06] How long does water walk last? [18:55:24] 1 hour [18:55:34] He could, yeah, as long as there's enough head room to walk on the surface [18:57:25] Are there any other guards visible wathcing ht eboat? [18:57:33] * Plow is looking for potential blind spots. [18:57:45] Aside from the gangplank ones? Not visible ones, no [18:58:19] Are there any spots between the abandoned stalls that I could use to slip into the water unseen? [18:58:47] * Plow isn't sure how dense the market is. [18:59:16] Yeah, I'd say that's doable [18:59:25] Can I pose it? [18:59:29] Yeah [19:02:10] * Plow has a plan for how to get people on board. [19:02:17] But it sort of banks on how the admiral reacts. [19:03:41] Does stealth work on dead-thing-traps? [19:03:45] Should I roll? [19:03:53] * Plow forgets how sneak works in 4e. [19:04:39] I think stealth would work, yeah [19:05:33] * Plow needs to make a stealth check? [19:05:45] Yeha [19:05:51] 1d20+1 [19:05:51] Plow rolls 1D20+1: 4 +1 = 5 [19:05:54] Hahahaha [19:05:59] :( [19:06:26] Well, at least I know that training wouldn't have made much of a difference. [19:07:17] I'm going to say you take ten damage swimming to the palace. [19:07:40] alrighty [19:07:50] ...ten damage? [19:07:58] From groping zombie hands? [19:08:14] ah [19:08:21] * Plow figures if they're minions, they would be easy to dispatch, but he would take damage from doing it. [19:08:35] yeah [19:09:10] So, did you say that there was indeed a blind-spot, open to water place? [19:09:18] Yeah [19:11:26] Alright, attempting to breach in through the side of the boat. [19:11:49] * Plow plants charges. <_< [19:12:17] Out of meltabombs [19:12:26] Argh [19:12:29] They were in my other rags [19:13:00] Am I clear to teleport in, Charles? [19:13:12] Yeah [19:13:55] DEEP STRIKING [19:14:29] oh geez [19:14:40] I can't remember if I actually took tylenol, or if I just considered taking it [19:15:16] Okay, never mind, heh. [19:20:23] * Plow will try to speed up. =P [19:21:33] Back. [19:22:16] Charles, if you're not against it, maybe I could explain my plan to you and we could just do another jump to get people inside, if it seems acceptable [19:22:26] Do so. :3 [19:22:33] * Plow hee [19:22:42] That works for me, yea [19:23:57] Plow plot: 1) Track down admiral, inform that he's here to help. 2) Ask for a rag disguise again, and pretend like Admiral has sent him to buy more food for him in the marketplace. 3) Pretend to be taskmaster, order the other four to help him carry the foodstuff back to the palace. 4) Everyone gets in successfully, yay. [19:24:02] did that get cut off? [19:24:25] No, that got through. And I'm willing to say that's a successful plan [19:24:58] If everyone is cool with it, I'll just drop a quick connecting pose then. [19:25:15] Ooh [19:26:17] Works for me [19:26:31] Damn, I should have had a nap earlier today, I'm swaying tired here [19:26:38] :/ [19:26:51] Damn [19:29:20] I can probably get through the scene with the admiral, but I'm not sure how much farther I can go. This sucks, I was hoping to get more done tonight :/ [19:29:42] okay [19:29:48] First, using Astral Speech [19:29:48] "Game called on account of sleepies." [19:30:04] Damn [19:30:13] Any chance of continuing this tomorrow or something? [19:30:22] * Plow is good for that. [19:30:24] I'd be up for it if other people are [19:30:30] I'm cool with that [19:30:31] Any time after noon. [19:30:35] I'm good for that [19:30:39] I don't have anything to do tomorrow. [19:30:39] Noon, Superior Standard Time. [19:30:47] :colbert: [19:30:51] that'd be 3 your time [19:30:53] Eastern, right? [19:31:00] Hahaha [19:31:01] Yeah, eastern. [19:31:04] Where the shit gets done. [19:31:05] Dem: Touche. =) [19:31:06] Fuck yeah [19:31:13] >:O( [19:31:19] * Eve_Kasnora fistpounds Matt and Cha. [19:31:32] Shut up, Nova, we know where you really live. [19:31:34] Hells yeah, east coast terrorist fist jabs [19:31:46] That's true. Dude's on rocky mountain time [19:31:47] * Plow bloods. [19:31:47] Where do I really live? [19:31:56] Salt Lake City, this's been established [19:31:56] NEW YORK [19:32:10] Why do I not remember this? [19:32:12] * Plow is a New Yorker. [19:32:21] Awesome [19:32:25] Where do you live in NY? [19:32:34] Well, I'm from Long Island [19:32:37] Probably because of all the brainwashing chemicals that convince you you've living in New York [19:32:51] Nova believes he lives in Staten Island [19:33:04] * Plow spends most of his time up in New Hampshire. [19:33:10] 1d20+13 astral speech diplomacy [19:33:10] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+13: 8 +13 = 21 [19:33:19] or not [19:33:30] Better than 5. [19:33:32] * Xan is now known as Mechazawa [19:33:37] * Paera is now known as Yon [19:33:39] We can keep that roll for tomorrow's session, or you can reroll it when we get together tomorrow [19:33:48] Tomorrow? [19:33:58] Yah [19:34:00] I'm not inclined to make you keep it, since you rolled it after I called it [19:34:37] That could be the sleepyjustice talking. [19:35:10] Was Mecha the only one not to confirm for tomorrow? [19:35:16] I think so [19:35:20] * Plow figures we should all be up to speed. [19:35:32] Whats going on>? [19:35:39] Charles is sleepy so we're going to resume tomrorow [19:35:46] ah [19:35:57] Sure [19:35:58] Do we have a time? [19:36:00] Yeah. My sleep schedule is still fucked from working last weekend, so I was on the verge of passing out [19:36:07] Sometime after noon [19:36:10] * Plow is now known as MattyQ [19:36:25] * MattyQ will show up here after noon, then. [19:36:28] How about 7 PM? Can everyone make that? [19:36:35] * MattyQ will show up here at 7 pm then. End of #Exalted buffer Wed Feb 25 19:36:46 2009