Start of #Exalted buffer: Wed Mar 04 22:35:43 2009 [18:01:40] * Demota is now known as Eilenia [18:01:46] That fat wizard girl picture reminds me of tattoo mages from really old D&D [18:02:03] Whose spellbooks were tattoos on their bodies, and got morbidly obese so that they'd have more room for more spells [18:03:32] Hahahah, fucking HellMOO [18:03:34] As mentioned above, Jooky is essential to a long, thorough workout so you should keep the level of creatine in your blood as constant as possible throughout. This has the unfortunate side-effect of causing you to need to urinate very frequently; however, you can pee in the gym without any repurcussions other than having to work out in a room that smells of piss. It's not uncommon to see people exercising naked or without pants for this reason, among [18:03:39] I can't stop laughing at Cecil. [18:03:40] "among" [18:03:46] amongst others. [18:03:56] hahahaha [18:04:01] Nova: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRuTRfHOQYM [18:06:56] My biggest HellMOO letdown today was that I found a canteen and I couldn't find a way to fill it with urine :( [18:09:01] (Mostly, I wanted to find out how to do it so I could find people who had died with canteens on them without protecting their gear and switch my piss-canteen with their normal one. I'm a pretty passive-agressive griefer) [18:09:11] hahaha [18:09:13] 1d20 [18:09:13] Eilenia rolls 1D20: 13 [18:09:17] Excellent [18:09:18] 1d20 [18:09:18] Eilenia rolls 1D20: 2 [18:09:23] Not so excellent [18:09:24] 1d20 [18:09:24] Eilenia rolls 1D20: 10 [18:09:31] 1d20 [18:09:31] Plow rolls 1D20: 5 [18:09:32] mehxcellent [18:09:36] haha [18:09:41] 1d7 [18:09:41] Plow rolls 1D7: 2 [18:09:45] okay ready [18:09:57] Nova: Final Fusion, Program Drive [18:10:30] Charles, was it okay to do equipment upgrades as well as ritual stuff during this pause? [18:12:48] Sure [18:12:51] Cool [18:13:12] Even if you set out now, you still have a few days to enchant new gear before you hit the docks [18:13:21] Unless you meant during this pause, right now [18:13:22] * Eilenia nods [18:13:22] Spiffy [18:13:28] I have Enchant Magic Item and Alchemy [18:13:42] So if you guys want a magic item made, it's level 4 or below, and you have the cash, you can buy [18:14:06] Well, I figured in whatever IC/OOC pause we had [18:14:13] Nice [18:14:46] * Plow put most of his ready cash into upgrading his component weapon. [18:15:05] Whoo, asked for the 21st off [18:15:09] Awesome [18:15:14] I'm looking forward to game Day [18:15:26] It's too bad you're in a functional, supportive relationship, Matt, or I'd ask you to come to Game Day with me :( [18:15:37] That's spring break anyway [18:15:41] I'll probably be back on the Island [18:15:44] What's Game Day? [18:16:05] D&D Game Day [18:16:12] It's... you go into a game store [18:16:23] It's this annual thing WotC does. This year, they've got a preview of the PHB2 stuff [18:16:27] And you get to play D&D with a small adventure, and PHB2 stuff [18:16:31] And you get to take home miniatures [18:16:37] With a three hour adventure testing out the new content [18:16:55] Like, gnomes and invokers and barbarians, among other things [18:17:07] Like a hot plate. [18:17:39] * NovaSeaker is now known as Eve_Kasnora [18:17:50] Wow [18:17:55] That's really cool [18:18:27] Maybe you can find a game store on the Island and we can compare notes afterwards [18:18:28] To Odal! [18:18:44] * Plow nods [18:18:46] I'll see what I can do [18:18:52] Actually, there's an awesome gamestore I found in Jersey just over the outerbridge [18:19:03] Joisy? [18:19:04] * Yon is now known as Paera [18:19:12] Do they have Monsterpocalypse? :3 [18:19:20] Are you hosting GT, Nova? [18:19:21] If you wanna make the trip, Matt, we can even meet up and go with my real-life gaming buddies. [18:19:23] ...hey, maybe you and Nova can go together [18:19:30] That's true [18:19:35] I promise not to lock you in my basement. [18:19:46] For too long, anyway. [18:19:56] ARG [18:19:59] gametable! [18:20:04] When I'm on the island and not relationship-distracted, we should seriously discuss it [18:20:06] * Eve_Kasnora downloads. [18:20:10] I don't know, Matt, apparently Nova is terrifying when he's angry :( [18:20:18] [15:31:11] So I raped a guy in his sleep and stole his TV [18:20:20] Whoops [18:20:21] NOVA SMAAAASH [18:20:22] I'm pretty terrifying too, it's a NY thing [18:20:23] Hahahahahah [18:20:27] Nice counterpoint, nova [18:20:29] Er, Dem [18:20:32] hahahahahaha [18:20:40] hahahahaha [18:21:09] Yeah, also, meeting Matt in person will finally settle this whole "does Nova really live in NY?" thing. [18:21:10] When I have enough, Dem, I totally awnt Feyleaf Sandals [18:21:15] That's true [18:21:19] I'll be an eyewitness [18:21:20] Hey I know [18:21:24] Maybe each of you can buy a pizza [18:21:34] And present it to each other [18:21:45] I'm still not going to believe it. If Matt visits Nova, I'll blame wormholes [18:21:46] Yeah. [18:21:47] The Good pizza. [18:22:58] Alright, we're just waiting for you in-channel, Nova [18:23:11] ^o^ [18:23:16] Youkai tomorrow yay :dance: [18:23:21] oh! [18:23:26] that's right! [18:23:27] You know, the awesome thing about playing HellMOO is that it's desensitized people to me saying absolutely crazy bullshit [18:23:44] What about Mecha? [18:23:45] So people think, for example, that me saying that I raped a dude and stole his TV is hilarious [18:23:47] (As it should be) [18:23:53] He's getting oriented at a new job [18:23:56] Ohh [18:23:57] (Sexually oriented?) [18:24:00] Se- da [18:24:01] dammit [18:24:07] Charles, if I joined up on HellMOO, would it be easy enough to find you? [18:24:17] Cha is a quick draw [18:24:29] Not too hard, no [18:24:47] You could also post in the thread on SA and join our corporation, DirtyRottenScoundrels [18:25:04] Sorry, need to install gametable. [18:25:48] I could do that [18:25:55] That would be a way of getting more involved [18:26:10] You'll get some better gear at our HQ that way, and some help when you're a noob [18:26:36] http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=111108&catid=337 [18:27:01] On the downside, we're on the verge of a corporate war [18:27:07] http://zip.4chan.org/m/src/1236207720244.jpg Hahahaha oh wow [18:27:15] So there's a decent chance people will kill and rape you (in a not-friendly way) [18:27:51] It happens [18:28:15] Dem: Eve can do with a magic weapon. [18:28:16] Goon chicanery's pretty common in general. Like, this morning, I was exploring this underground lab, was climbing down an elevator shaft, fell on my head and was knocked out [18:28:24] * Eilenia nods [18:28:24] And woke up to find the guy I was with pissing on me [18:28:34] And this is pretty much par for the course [18:28:47] ....what game is this? (please oh god be a videogame) [18:28:50] If it's level 4 or below, Elena can make it [18:28:55] Nova: It's a card game [18:29:01] HellMOO, and yeah, it's a video game [18:29:09] ah [18:29:22] I should have said it's a tactical squad-based miniatures game. [18:29:35] Mecha here? [18:29:36] It's a post-apocalyptic game full of pop-culture references and random cool shit and sexual assault [18:29:40] (Mostly sexual assault) [18:29:51] He's gone already. At a job aurientation [18:29:53] orientation [18:29:58] ah [18:30:10] All that talk about Eberron yesterday infected my spelling [18:30:34] http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3040173&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Here's the HellMOO thread [18:30:34] ? [18:30:43] Oh yeah, all the au-s [18:30:53] Thanks Cha [18:30:55] Aurelis, Aurora, Aun [18:31:20] Hahahahah I had some interesting mails today. [18:31:20] quote: [18:31:20] From: Berrik [18:31:20] 7viktir robbed Fury's place, stole a bunch of shit, killed me in my sleep, [18:31:20] and blew up my fucking cessna. I demand compensation. I'm also going to [18:31:20] start murdering every fucking DRS person I see. [18:31:22] Unless such compensation is forthcoming, of course. I have done no harm to [18:31:22] DRS that I am aware of and neither has MARKD, and this shit has got to [18:31:24] stop. I know it was 7Viktir because Fury's cameras caught him red handed. [18:31:24] Berrik makes vik sound like a fucking action hero [18:31:35] hahahah [18:31:43] aw shit [18:31:50] need to remember my router's password. [18:32:00] Tell you what [18:32:02] I will host tonight [18:32:11] I am now hosting [18:32:21] dns eilenia to find my IP, it's 6812 :3 [18:32:48] found it 76.126.71.112 [18:32:53] ~(^o^)~ [18:33:22] Hahahah, our corporation's billygoat apparently decided to take the declaration of war seriously, and stole Berrik's daikatana, which is a quest item you can only get once per character [18:33:42] And then he ate it, making a camcorder video of it, and played it on the news channel [18:33:45] hahahahahhaahahahhaa [18:33:51] Aahahahaha [18:34:23] oshi [18:34:26] no folders [18:35:31] I like how happy Plow is about the craziness on GT [18:35:37] hee [18:37:13] haha [18:37:46] The funny thing is that Warforged can't change their facial expressions. So I'm just imagining Plow crafted to make that face *constantly* [18:37:52] hahahhahaha [18:38:00] Hahhahaha [18:38:01] I should make :awesome: versios of everyone [18:38:13] "Lets see what we can learn from the Eye! :awesome:" [18:38:21] ^_^ [18:38:26] "No. Bad Plow. No Eye for you." [18:38:31] "....Fine. :awesome:" [18:39:26] :D [18:39:30] :D I am sad on the inside. [18:40:37] Haha [18:40:41] Hm. Apparently [18:40:51] sadly, Character Builder keeps wanting to give me my twf damage bonus for my offhand. :/ [18:41:04] :{ [18:41:05] MapTools can do fog of war in a way that's not totally fucking cumbersome. [18:41:32] cool [18:41:59] That's one of my big issues with Gametable [18:42:10] Publishing and unpublishing things is just a pain in the ass [18:42:40] Hahahaha holy shit [18:42:54] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5RNAYlAxmo No wonder the Conservapedia guy prefers to argue with people online. [18:43:00] LISTEN TO HIS VOICE HOLY SHIT [18:43:33] ... you had me at "Thank you." [18:44:37] I'm not sure what's funnier, his voice or his argument. [18:45:16] Or his smile. It's so PUNCHABLE. [18:45:21] Yeah [18:47:16] I want a Pinning weapon. [18:47:23] 520 gp [18:47:28] Level? [18:47:31] Can we afford that from the communal pool? [18:47:37] lvl 2 [18:47:39] We haven't drafted a communal pool yet [18:47:48] But we can do so right now [18:47:58] Elena has 92 gp, 101 sp, and 4 cp [18:48:10] well I haven't been taking my share of gp.. [18:48:23] ... I have no idea where you might be, then. :/ [18:48:31] Does the party log say anything? [18:48:45] * Plow has... [18:49:06] 57 gp and 9 sp left. [18:49:09] After my last spending. [18:49:16] I had closer to 200 gp after last round. [18:49:44] I've been mentioning the amount of treasure we've been dividing up each time I've been here [18:49:47] We should leave 500 gp aside for a casting of Raise Dead just in case. Unless people will loan us cash, which I doubt it [18:49:50] * Eilenia nods [18:49:51] and Charles has been posting the packages [18:49:58] so there must be money noted somewhere. [18:50:06] Well [18:50:13] Stuff should be here. http://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=dd88vhbs_146d4qjnthq&hl=en [18:50:14] The less morally-inclined of us could always find funds. [18:50:19] * Plow rubs hands deviously. [18:51:18] I'll create a new heading, Party Funds [18:51:28] I wasn't aware we ever split the gold up [18:51:42] We were doing so every time. [18:51:49] * Plow nods. [18:51:58] I will happily donate my leftovers. <_< [18:53:06] So every mention of gold was per pc? [18:53:15] No [18:53:28] Charles tended to mention the total gold [18:53:31] Then I never saw the calculations for per-pc [18:53:37] Last time it was... [18:53:39] like [18:53:40] Yeah, thats why I thought it was communal [18:54:13] * Plow wants Last Sight Vision ritual. [18:54:20] I have it [18:54:39] Nova: Well... take a ... fifth? Of whatever was put there per sesison then? [18:55:04] yuss [18:55:09] oh [18:55:18] @Dem, kay [18:56:01] uhg. I have to go back how far? [18:56:21] I guess ever since the Wyrmgear clan [18:56:33] I took the magic item from that treasure parcel instead of the gold [18:56:44] What's the light radius from that torch, Matt? [18:56:57] 5 squares? [18:57:04] Um [18:57:47] Doesn't say [18:59:40] * Darkheart (lol@fl-67-233-135-146.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) Quit (paradox.esper.net roc.esper.net) [18:59:40] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) Quit (paradox.esper.net roc.esper.net) [18:59:41] * Paera (dlarmour@wnpgmb1303w-ad03-46-107.dynamic.mts.net) Quit (paradox.esper.net roc.esper.net) [18:59:41] * Il_Dice (demota@c-76-126-71-112.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (paradox.esper.net roc.esper.net) [18:59:41] * Eve_Kasnora (novaseaker@cpe-24-168-45-216.si.res.rr.com) Quit (paradox.esper.net roc.esper.net) [18:59:41] * Mechazawa (rustangel@ip-113-033.atvci.net) Quit (paradox.esper.net roc.esper.net) [19:00:09] * Il_Dice (demota@c-76-126-71-112.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [19:00:09] * Eve_Kasnora (novaseaker@cpe-24-168-45-216.si.res.rr.com) has joined #Exalted [19:00:09] * Darkheart (lol@fl-67-233-135-146.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #Exalted [19:00:09] * Mechazawa (rustangel@ip-113-033.atvci.net) has joined #Exalted [19:00:09] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) has joined #Exalted [19:00:09] * Paera (dlarmour@wnpgmb1303w-ad03-46-107.dynamic.mts.net) has joined #Exalted [19:00:09] * dream.esper.net sets mode: +o Charles [19:00:51] o [19:01:11] So... do we have enough for the pinning weapon? [19:01:29] How much do we need? [19:01:42] 520 gp [19:01:46] I haven't been looking. [19:01:55] That's bookkeeping I'll need to do after the session. [19:03:16] also, log link? [19:03:23] What direction are you walking, Nova? Like, left or right down the docks, or further into the cavern? [19:03:35] http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg/ednd/odal/logs [19:03:37] Do we have a map? [19:03:37] Should we clear GT? [19:03:46] I was just gonna walk into the city? [19:04:00] perpendicular to the waterline [19:04:10] (I'm going to be on autopilot for a bit) [19:04:19] (About 15 or 20 minutes) [19:04:28] (So no big poses from me unless combat starts) [19:04:30] * Eve_Kasnora switches Plow's autopilot on. [19:04:34] * Plow buzz. [19:04:38] *Plow begins to plow the docks. [19:04:41] Ohshi! [19:04:53] * Plow begins to plow tokyo tower [19:05:56] I was going to start a map, but I don't know if the clusterfuck on the map is important to Dem [19:06:04] log 15 uploaded [19:06:06] It isn't [19:08:10] What we've got so far is the map [19:10:30] ...could someone put eve's pog on the table? :( [19:11:08] Done [19:12:57] The dorfs dug too deep didn't they. :| [19:13:17] .... [19:13:32] That should be a haha funny reference, but it just fills me with dread. [19:14:15] the lantern is on? [19:14:40] Yeah, it's just not bright. It seems like it might be a magic lantern or something [19:21:04] Where are all my old pogs? [19:21:26] I don't know, hit F5. [19:21:40] you guys have them, right? [19:21:43] That'sthe best I can guess :/ [19:21:50] I dont' delete any pogs [19:21:53] So they must be there [19:21:57] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [19:22:37] Cha: Passive Perception 14, do I hear anything? [19:22:42] * Plow is back. [19:22:47] I have passive perception 19 [19:22:52] if that means anything [19:23:10] 1d20+4 [19:23:10] Eilenia rolls 1D20+4: 9 +4 = 13 [19:23:13] Active perception 13 :( [19:23:23] From inside the tavern, you can make out a scraping noise. [19:23:30] .... [19:23:32] * Plow is back live again. [19:23:35] fucking undead. [19:24:13] Are there windwos? [19:24:15] *windows? [19:24:21] Yeah [19:24:33] But they're sort of shitty and tinted red so it's hard to see through them [19:24:53] Can I make a perception roll? [19:24:56] Sure thing [19:25:15] 1d20+9 [19:25:15] Plow rolls 1D20+9: 13 +9 = 22 [19:25:56] 1d20+4 [19:25:56] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+4: 7 +4 = 11 [19:26:01] 11 stealth [19:26:30] GNOLLLLLLLLS [19:26:32] * Plow charges in [19:28:49] Are they bad gnolls? :{ [19:28:55] Well [19:28:58] They're eating people. [19:29:00] nah they're cool [19:29:05] <_< [19:29:13] can Eve see this through the crack in the door? [19:29:41] Yeah [19:29:45] At least, some of it [19:29:51] oh, skeletons [19:29:54] I'm just a bit confused because that place is covered incob webs, but the meat is fresh [19:29:55] what shape are the skeletons? [19:30:00] humanoid? [19:30:02] Yeah [19:30:06] Nooooooo [19:30:07] FUCKIN INIT [19:30:12] 1d20+2 [19:30:12] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+2: 20 +2 = 22 [19:30:13] Clearly they planted the cobwebs themselves. :T [19:30:15] Yay [19:30:20] Say, can any of the pogmasters in the audience bang out some gnoll pogs real quick? [19:30:21] hahahahahahahaha [19:30:31] 1d20+3 [19:30:31] Paera rolls 1D20+3: 18 +3 = 21 [19:30:38] Yeah. How many different images? [19:30:52] Let's say three, just to mix it up [19:30:54] Actually, it might be faster if we justwent with temp images [19:31:00] True [19:31:12] 1d20+6 [19:31:12] Plow rolls 1D20+6: 7 +6 = 13 [19:31:18] Ohforchrissakes. [19:31:29] 1d20+7 [19:31:29] Eilenia rolls 1D20+7: 9 +7 = 16 [19:31:34] Surprise attack, plz? [19:31:39] I'll see what I can make until my turn [19:31:53] I'm allowed one action on my suprise turn. [19:32:06] I figure I drew my swords before the suprise round, and my suprise action was kicking the door in. [19:32:07] CHEAAAAAAAAAARGE [19:32:17] Everyone feel free to charge in before me [19:32:49] Where are windows on the building, Mr. C? [19:32:59] I'd make pogs if I still had photoshop [19:33:04] I'll mark them with red lines [19:33:04] yay viruses! [19:33:08] Ta [19:33:22] I am making [19:33:25] There should be some bestial pogs in there [19:33:38] Those are the ones you could see on the approach [19:33:54] Spiffy, I just needed an idea of what window I was peering in [19:34:02] Can I make an attack through the window? [19:34:18] * Plow wonders if he would suffer a -2 or such for shooting through it [19:34:23] Sure. [19:34:38] I think you could take a minor to try and smash it with a strength check, too [19:34:48] I would be cool with that [19:34:52] but don't I only get one action? [19:35:01] On a suprise round, yeah [19:35:04] hrm [19:35:08] 1d20+6 [19:35:08] Charles rolls 1D20+6: 18 +6 = 24 [19:35:09] I will use my minor to try and smash the window [19:35:18] 1d20+5 [19:35:18] Charles rolls 1D20+5: 7 +5 = 12 [19:35:18] 1d20+5 [19:35:18] Charles rolls 1D20+5: 8 +5 = 13 [19:35:22] can he fire through the window with a penalty? [19:35:26] 1d20+7 [19:35:26] Charles rolls 1D20+7: 14 +7 = 21 [19:35:27] 1d20+7 [19:35:27] Charles rolls 1D20+7: 13 +7 = 20 [19:35:29] killing two birds with one stone [19:35:40] Yeah, that's what I was curious about [19:35:49] 1d20+7 [19:35:49] Charles rolls 1D20+7: 17 +7 = 24 [19:35:53] Yeah, you can [19:35:58] -2 [19:35:59] *? [19:36:00] -2 seems fair [19:36:02] Kay [19:36:03] yeah [19:36:07] -2 is cover [19:37:54] Magic Weapon against that marked guy [19:37:59] 2 pogs created [19:38:17] 1d20+9 [19:38:17] Plow rolls 1D20+9: 10 +9 = 19 [19:38:19] 19 vs AC [19:38:30] Gnolls be fast. [19:38:31] My init was 22 [19:38:36] (Mine was 13) [19:39:36] Which one are you targetting? [19:39:50] 3 pogs created [19:39:50] I drew a little blue arrow at'm [19:40:10] Speargnoll 1 [19:40:55] I rolled a 21 for init, btw [19:41:14] Just barely missed [19:41:18] Oh, geez [19:41:22] That doesn't bode well [19:41:23] They have to spend actions to ready their weapons right? [19:41:29] I mean they were in the middle of eating [19:41:38] For some reason, I wrote you down then deleted you, Yon :( [19:41:38] Yeah [19:41:46] Pogs created [19:41:51] Please hit F5 [19:41:53] Did I smash the window, at least? [19:42:16] Man, I still can't believe I made pogs of miniatures. [19:42:34] It's a representation of a representation of a representation (of minorities) [19:42:54] Also, I dropped one of the speargnolls, since I realized Xan can be fighting a background gnoll in the background to justify getting XP [19:43:12] * Plow will pose it, if the window is broken. [19:43:16] It is [19:43:19] Spiffy. [19:44:06] heh [19:45:06]