Start of #Exalted buffer: Wed Apr 15 22:19:25 2009 [17:28:30] Get IC, everyone [17:28:38] * Demota is now known as Eilenia [17:28:47] * NovaSeaker is now known as Eve_Kasnora [17:29:11] * Fuuko (demota@c-76-126-71-112.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [17:30:11] I think what bothers me most about Left Behind (Outside of it being reactionary anti-christian propaganda masquerading as legitimate) is how *badly* it's done. [17:30:47] Wait, it's anti-christian? [17:30:48] Like, in the first hundred pages, there's a nuclear war averted by an obvious miracle, and then nearly a third of the world population disappearing. But nobody cares about *either* of these events. At all. [17:30:58] Well, it's pro-crazy-Christian [17:31:03] Aah [17:31:15] Like, the kind of Christian that relishes the idea of their political and personal enemies being damned. [17:31:16] Yeah, I heard about that. "Derp, allthe children vanished. Too bad about that." [17:31:39] o_O [17:31:44] Not the kind of Christian who actually embodies God's love like, you know, the religion is supposed to endorse. [17:32:24] Is that what it's supposed to endorse? [17:32:33] I thought it was supposed to endorse the free market and the Republican party. [17:32:54] (Premillenial dispensationists, which is the crazy branch in question, believe that all the sermons Jesus gave about being good to others and works and faith being two sides of the same coin, don't apply now. They only apply after Jesus wrecks the world and starts up the thousand year kingdom of heaven.) [17:33:06] wow [17:33:18] They also want to make the world actively worse and set things up to summon Jesus and kickstart armageddon. [17:33:34] It's like a mix of conservative short-sightedness mixed with sorcery. [17:33:38] Holy shit [17:33:51] That's gotta be officially heretical. [17:34:10] Well, the thing is, there's really nobody other than the pope to declare things officially heretical [17:34:18] Yeah [17:34:22] And people who believe this think that Catholics aren't real Christians [17:34:22] What, he's one? [17:34:29] Oh I see [17:34:40] So the pope condemning them really doesn't matter in their worldview. Or might be a positive thing [17:34:45] heh [17:34:49] Yon, you here? [17:35:06] To be honest, I've gotten super jaded by Christianity in general. All I ever hear regarding Christianity is awful. By the time I hear anything decent being done in the name of Christianity, I wonder what the real story is. :( [17:35:10] Cha, do we get an extended rest while in dwarftown? [17:35:13] Yeah [17:35:17] :toot: [17:35:26] awesome. [17:35:31] Healing surges... HOOOO! [17:35:34] Dem: The thing is, only bad news gets reported, and it's easier for people to do bad things on a large scale than good things [17:36:02] Yeah, and humans have evolved to remember bad stuff more than good [17:36:09] Like, there are actually evangelical Christian charities that try to work to bring charity to the poor and all that because good works are a cornerstone of certain branches of Christianity [17:36:25] But they really don't get much press compared to fundamentalist evangelicals doing terrible things [17:36:37] I have beeen learning a few things I didn't realize, though [17:36:51] * Yon is now known as Paera [17:37:08] Like, I questioned Mads a few months ago, and he told me that Catholics don't actually believe that all non-believers will burn in hell and be tortured for all eternity. [17:37:18] Not in this age, anyway [17:37:30] I wonder what pope changed that [17:37:42] One of the really good ways the Enlighenment interacted with Christianity was getting rid of that, actually [17:37:55] Enlightenment meaning Renaissance? [17:38:06] Meaning 18th century white-man's-burden globalism [17:38:10] aah [17:38:20] Like, originally, one of the awesome parts about Heaven was the Abominable Fancy, which was getting to chill with God and seeing all the savages and heretics burning in Hell [17:38:35] Which was both supposed to make you appreciate Heaven more and *be entertaining* [17:38:41] Wow [17:39:00] uhg [17:39:20] I'm happy to hear that part about officially not believing non-catholics will burn in hell. [17:39:28] I've personally never believed it, and neither did my family. [17:39:43] Must've been the Vatican II convention? [17:39:45] And then the Enlightenment happened, and people realized that it was their duty to bring Christianity to people rather than enjoy the fact that they were going to suffer because nobody brought Christianity to them. Of course, missionary work wasn't universally a great thing, but at least it was a cultural shift for European Christians [17:39:54] (Which also SPELLED OUT that Genesis was A METAPHORE) [17:40:10] * Eilenia nods [17:40:23] Nova: It was actually more of a secular shift that led to a difference in Church thinking to keep up, I think. It was *way* before Vatican II [17:40:52] Especially since Protestants also abandoned the idea of the Abominable Fancy, as far as I can tell from what I've read [17:40:55] Cool [17:41:45] Well, does that shift all the way to "noncatholics get to go to heaven too if they're good", or just "we should care about noncatholics going to hell because that's horrible, so lets try to convert them to catholics so they get to go to heaven"? [17:42:44] The latter, I think. Though I think Catholocism's always had an aspect of 'Works and faith are interconnected, so anyone who does good things must be godly, even if they don't know it'. [17:43:04] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [17:43:53] Hell, Jesus even had the sermon about sheep and goats, explaining that the sheep were people who didn't know Jesus but worked in his name, and they would get into heaven, and the goats were people who claimed to know Jesus but performed no works, and wouldn't. [17:44:09] So I think that 'good people go to Heaven' has been Catholic doctrine from the start [17:44:15] Huh. I never heard that analogy [17:44:21] Oh awesme. [17:44:35] I didn't hear about that part, but I'm SO glad it's there. [17:45:18] 31 to 46 [17:45:18] http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2025&version=31 [17:49:31] Have I? [17:49:43] If you want to have, yeah [17:49:59] He probably wouldn't have turned you away, though he's been busy organizing dwarves. [17:50:07] My favorite premillenial dispensationalist moment: When I learned that one of my uncle's parents were DEPRESSED when the USSR collapsed. Why? Because they were looking forward to them getting their ass kicked at the battle of Armageddon. :facepalm: [17:51:07] Honestly, I've become a lot more pro-Christian since I met Jen and fell in love, in part because I think that 'Invisible Sky Man' is a better explanation than pure chance as to how someone's life could have so many razor's-edge chances that lead to me meeting them. I'm not, like, a full-on confirmed Christian, but I've at least come to think of it as a distinct possibility. So who knows! [17:51:09] Hahahahha, wow [17:51:29] Geez [17:52:27] Yeah. [17:52:34] I guess I'm kind of taking the Dr. Manhattan route to religion, in that something happening with infintesmally low chances is a miracle, even if it happens through entirely worldly means. :| [17:52:42] I mean... sooo many things had to happen for me to decide to move to Florida. [17:53:02] I can only look at it as a sign that something good is waiting for me there. [17:53:29] You're gonna meet a 72-year-old cougar and move into her rent-controlled condo. :| [17:53:30] Cha: I see it that way too. [17:53:35] Hah [17:53:50] (It actually sounds terrible, but after a few years she dies and you're on easy street) [17:54:40] ....Is- Is the term for a sexually active elderly woman still 'cougar'? I think there needs to be a different kind of big cat. [17:54:41] Jaguar. [17:55:07] Cougar is more around the... 40s. [17:55:13] And they're usually still attractive. [17:55:15] Yeah. [17:55:26] I've seen some marginally attractive super-old women. [17:55:33] Heh [17:55:53] Which sounds *really* weird, but when you're working in a nursing home for eight years you see basically every kind of old person imaginable [17:56:19] Honestly, I have a hard time telling age among Asians [18:04:37] I am now hosting GT [18:07:02] I just want to say that "Fascinating" isn'tmeant in any sarcastic way at all [18:07:17] In case it wasn't clear, Thorwal was actually asking the female dwarf and then getting a response from her and interperting it [18:07:32] * Eilenia nods [18:07:49] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [18:08:17] Black Snake Moan is a stupid stupid movie, btw. [18:08:33] :O [18:08:41] heh [18:09:22] I never would have guessed [18:10:14] he is? [18:10:20] What was he doing at the docs? @_@ [18:11:01] What kind of self-respecting dwarven leader would send his clansmen to die? [18:12:03] I thought he'd be back at the clan protecting them from orcs [18:13:39] He left his son back in the caverns [18:13:59] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [18:16:46] I forget [18:16:54] What was the kobold's part of the deal? [18:17:08] That they would show the tunnel they used for raids, IIRC [18:17:22] Sorry, back [18:17:25] re [18:18:23] Oh, Nova, i looked it up today, and apparently Ao is a Maori god of light [18:18:29] oooh [18:18:55] Whats a Maori? [18:19:18] One of the people the Europeans conquered. [18:19:50] That really narrows things down, Dem. :I [18:22:21] They were the indiginous New Zealanders [18:23:16] huh [18:25:58] Dem [18:26:02] five minutes? [18:26:03] Yeah? [18:26:05] What? [18:26:21] damn :/ [18:26:21] A signal doesn'tneed to last for long if it's just to tip off "We're in" [18:26:35] I was thinking light something, then dismiss it when we're inside [18:26:44] The light going out would be the signal [18:26:45] I can dismiss it as a free action [18:26:50] We'd had the light to Thorwal [18:27:07] hand* [18:27:47] I like the idea of Eilenia casting the Light directly on him. :V [18:28:15] hahahah [18:28:38] haha [18:31:56] Hey Yon [18:32:12] Whatcha doin? [18:33:56] Paera is mostly just listening. [18:35:41] Strategy not really being her thing. [18:36:55] Dwarven elders are no fun. :( [18:36:58] She has a strategy. [18:37:03] FAITH IS STRENGTH [18:38:15] Oh, and make the world worse so it gets destroyed and Erathis makes a paradise. :| [18:39:39] Anyone going to call the side? [18:41:28] Paera knows Elena is pulling shenanigans. :colbert: [18:42:31] Eve thought she was talking to Thorwal. [18:43:13] Well, I'm taking answers from anyone. [18:43:26] Feel free to make up sides too. The only side I figure is a given is a head of state. [18:44:12] *Eve* thought she was talking to THorwal. So she isn't calling. [18:45:18] Hahahaha [18:45:18] Charter pilot Ken Ritz promised to fly Buck Williams to New York City, or as close as he can land. That turns out to be Easton, Pa. Perhaps to distract Buck from the fact that he's getting dropped off 70 miles from the city, Ritz changes the subject: [18:45:28] Did the kobold just talk common? [18:45:31] Yeah. [18:46:49] Also, 5-foot tall kobold? Guy's a giant! [18:47:04] There's a kobold in an online article that's medium [18:47:04] S'like a 7 foot human. [18:47:14] Oh yeah I remember that one [18:47:15] I figure that like dragons, kobolds keep growing as they get older [18:47:29] And most of them just don't live as long? [18:47:34] It's just that most of them get killed by newbie adventurers before they get to the great wyrm stage, yeah [18:47:41] Hah [18:48:29] Really? There are enough adventurers around to impact a species' demographics? [18:49:00] GelCube [18:49:27] Well, you never hear about the kobold societies that adventurers don't come across, do you? :| [18:49:30] Hahahah [18:49:31] Here the travel narrative becomes difficult to follow. Jenkins is as obsessed as ever with the logistics of planes, trains and automobiles, but the rest of Buck's journey seems to take place in an alternate geography in which the subway goes all the way across New Jersey and the island of Manhattan is 30 miles long. [18:49:38] hahahah [18:49:54] hahaha [18:50:37] Hahahah [18:51:10] Is it unreasoable to assume I can dispell prestidigitations? [18:51:25] It says I can sustain up to three at a time [18:52:10] I figure wyrm is a term of respect. [18:52:23] Hahahahah Aboard this karmic two-wheeler, Buck soon "cruised into midtown between the snarl of wreckage and wreckers." So he gets off the train at Penn Station, walks for many miles, rides a bike several more miles, then arrives in midtown Manhattan. In the geography of LB, Manhattan is a Moebius strip or an Escher staircase. [18:52:32] Yeah, both of those things seem correct [18:56:24] Yon: I cna't think of anything that'dwork forthe "Tails" bit. :| [18:56:37] Though now that I think about it, there's nothing tailish about the "tails" part of the coin. [18:56:43] It's just an opposite of "head" [18:56:57] yeah [18:57:27] Though Eve's awesome tookus is an excellent piece of tail. [18:58:03] No one wants used goods. >:( [18:58:19] Pfft. Yeah right. [19:00:10] ... I'm curious now. [19:00:21] I think "tookas" is the very firsttime I've seen that word written out. [19:00:27] I wonderwhat its etymolgoy is [19:00:30] tuckus? [19:00:42] I think it's jewish? [19:02:09] I think it's tuchus [19:02:12] And yeah, Yiddish [19:02:38] huh [19:02:43] It sounds more ... I don't know. [19:02:50] I'd have guessed Greek or something [19:13:55] so they went back to the dwarven tunnels, right? [19:15:15] Yeah. At least, so far as you can tell [19:15:47] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [19:17:53] Huh. The reason that the Hebrew god is never given a proper name is because the other gods in that region were believed to be commanded by their names. Like, in a direct application of the 'names have power' thing [19:18:00] Huh. [19:18:28] Yahweh is an abbreviation of a Hebrew phrase meaning "I am what I am", which is a phrase that's deliberately obfuscative, with undertones of "Don't ask that question again" [19:18:37] Sort of like the Hebrew 'Sore wa himitsu desu' [19:18:49] hahahaha [19:19:00] That sounds like a really Jewish answer. [19:19:05] "WHo are you?" "I am what I am." [19:19:47] That's beasically exactly what happened, yeah. [19:20:07] Moses saw the burning bush and was like "WHO ARE YOU STRANGE VOICE COMING FROM THAT BURNING BUSH?" [19:20:14] "I am what I am. Shut up." [19:20:18] hahah [19:21:06] Yeah [19:21:29] This came after Jacob wrestled God to a standstill and asked for his name and God was all "GOD AWAAAAAAY!" and disappeared [19:22:02] So Moses probably knew it was the same god, but wanted to find out his name (possibly for reasons of getting power over him, since that's kind of what you did with gods in those days) [19:22:14] hahahahaha [19:23:57] * MattyQ (mattyqwill@c-75-67-221-215.hsd1.nh.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [19:24:06] * MattyQ is now known as Plow [19:24:19] Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey [19:24:21] Oh look. It's the warforged that isn't evil. Wink. Wink. :| [19:24:31] Why do you think he's evil? :( [19:24:34] For reference, Matt, you guys just got into the Horbek's Glory citadel [19:24:40] Cause he said he was definately evil. [19:24:49] Guys, I'm just Definitely Evil. [19:25:00] Hey Matt. [19:25:13] Especially now that I'm a zomb-o. [19:25:21] Kay, Horbek's Citadel, gotcha. [19:25:21] Matt: Yeah, we basically just had the kobolds show up and show us how to get in, and coordinated it to the dwarves attack the front gate while we inflitrate. [19:25:24] Heya Yon [19:25:30] (And all) [19:25:32] I'm hosting GT [19:25:52] Should we start getting our pogs ready? [19:25:54] Cha: Thanks for putting it like that, I'm imagining God wearing a cape now. [19:26:15] hahahah [19:26:22] What a sad llama. :( http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/410289/akizuki_ritsuko-braid-brown_eyes-brown _hair-idolma [19:26:40] Charles, I got tagged to be a zombie during the mission [19:26:47] and literally the crowd of zombies all cheered. [19:26:48] o_o [19:26:52] Hahahah [19:26:56] Ahaha [19:26:56] DVD! DVD! DVD! [19:27:06] That lama looks so sad [19:33:45] Can I make a perception roll? [19:33:54] Sure [19:34:00] 1d20+19 [19:34:01] Plow rolls 1D20+19: 9 +19 = 28 [19:35:46] The hallway seems entirely empty. You don't notice anyone nearby. [19:39:48] oh cool [19:39:53] http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/363293/-akizuki_ritsuko-bent_over-brown_hair-glasses-idol Hahahaha [19:39:54] I think I made that stair pog [19:40:04] stairs go up, right? [19:40:06] Yeah [19:40:19] It's the only stair pog we have, so every staircase is a spiral staircase. :| [19:40:28] heh [19:40:44] There are the abstract straight lines I use for stairs. [19:42:24] Dem: You referring to the drow, or the elf/eladrin split? Cause I thought the latter was more of a gradual divergence. [19:42:26] Yeah, I don't like them [19:42:41] The drow. [19:42:43] oh :( [19:42:57] If I made stairs, they'djust be > or < like Nethack. :/ [19:43:10] I think those stairs are alright, but I wish they had a more opaque background [19:43:19] Maybe space the straight lines to simulate depth [19:43:21] I have trouble reading the stairs as anything that implies height [19:44:56] I learned today that "vorpal" is a word the Lewis Carroll created. [19:45:00] Heh [19:45:22] Eve doesn't want her race-sundering secrets to get out :( [19:45:49] We probably shouldn't be talking i this stealth missio. [19:45:51] :downs: [19:45:52] Yeah, learning that was pretty :psyduck: [19:45:53] The Horrible Truth: She created eladrin by fucking the black out of the drow. [19:46:08] What are you talking about, Dem. [19:46:12] Counterpoint: Once you go black, you never go back [19:46:19] Stealth missions are all about talking. Constantly. [19:46:24] hahahahahahahahaha [19:46:33] Can I make a stealth roll to talk quietly? [19:46:58] Hahahaha, this documentary I'm listening to on the evolution of monotheism had this thing about how compassion became a much larger aspect of religions once people started urbanizing. And they said that the Hebrew god caring more about stealth than animal sacrifice represented a large break from pagan traditions [19:47:00] 1d20+2 [19:47:00] Plow rolls 1D20+2: 19 +2 = 21 [19:47:12] And all I could think of was one of the Europa Universalis government policy sliders [19:47:17] hee [19:47:31] That goes from, like, Plutocracy to Aristocracy or Narrow-Minded to Innovative [19:47:39] Or from 'Compassion' to 'Animal Sacrifice' [19:48:41] You mean "stealth" to "aimal sacrifice" [19:48:58] stealth=compassion? I'm lost. [19:49:23] And they said that the Hebrew god caring more about stealth than animal sacrifice represented a large break from pagan traditions [19:49:38] Hahahahah, derp. [19:49:46] That was me getting two conversations crossed in my head [19:50:06] Though to much more interesting ends than the original statement, I guess [19:50:10] this is a solo sneaking mission. [19:50:14] YOU WILL SACRIFICE A GOAT [19:51:01] Maybe if the Hebrew faith emphasized stealth more, they wouldn't have got so many people pissed off at them over the centuries. :( [19:53:23] so where are we? [19:55:26] poke poke [19:55:53] Guys, I'm going to be AFK for a short bit - I'll be around if a battle starts, but until then, assume I'm following you around [19:56:03] (or if I say I'm back, of course) [19:56:04] ._. [19:56:05] Sorry [19:56:11] just have to take a quick moment [19:56:13] hokay [19:57:17] http://www.jinx.com/women/shirts/geek/buffy_staked_edward_womens.html?cs=6&csd=1494#bigdesign [19:57:58] Whatever, you notice it instead, then [20:00:17] Hahahaha [20:01:11] alright [20:01:14] hm [20:01:36] Intimidate [20:01:42] 1d20+2 [20:01:43] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+2: 4 +2 = 6 [20:01:45] fuck [20:01:51] :( [20:02:01] I guess you gotta say something (6)-worthy. [20:02:10] (can we assist?) [20:02:27] On the map, the blocks are shelves, the blocks with slashes through them are stacked with enough boxes to block LOS [20:02:33] (group Intimidate?) [20:02:34] I just delivered a pretty flat demand that wouldn't be intimidating at all [20:02:45] (yes/no?) [20:02:48] The others just give concealment. Or cover if you're against them [20:02:55] Well, you can try to Aid Another [20:03:07] Sure, why not [20:03:14] 1d20+3 [20:03:15] Eilenia rolls 1D20+3: 1 +3 = 4 [20:03:17] I fail [20:03:56] 1d20+3 [20:03:56] Plow rolls 1D20+3: 13 +3 = 16 [20:04:14] DC 10 to assist, yeah? [20:04:20] Yeah [20:04:30] So we're up to 8. [20:04:33] woop [20:04:43] Forced to use force is an awful line [20:05:01] haha [20:06:59] Can Paera turn it into a 10? [20:07:06] 10 is pretty much the absolute minimum DC [20:07:47] You're honestly asking Paera, of all people, to try to be intimidating? :P [20:07:55] She just needs to flash some horn [20:08:06] Init time! [20:08:11] 1d20+2 [20:08:12] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+2: 19 +2 = 21 [20:08:14] d20+7 [20:08:16] EAT THAT ORCS [20:08:17] 1d20+7 [20:08:18] Eilenia rolls 1D20+7: 3 +7 = 10 [20:08:23] I read that as "EAT THAT MANY ORCS" [20:08:26] 1d20+6 [20:08:26] Plow rolls 1D20+6: 9 +6 = 15 [20:08:29] 1d20+3 [20:08:30] Paera rolls 1D20+3: 2 +3 = 5 [20:08:30] haha [20:08:48] Like, Eve just charges through orc lines with her mouth wide open [20:08:58] And they're just being bowled over and sliding down her maw [20:09:16] WHy do people keep thinking Eve is a monster? :( [20:09:34] Because she slaughters potentially innocent orcs and kobolds? [20:10:13] Duno [20:10:14] Eve is just being... stretched thin. [20:10:23] Just like Nova. :( [20:10:26] 1d20+6 [20:10:27] Charles rolls 1D20+6: 6 +6 = 12 [20:10:31] Probably because she's so obsessed with The Eye. [20:10:36] THey might be calling themselves Nerath, but fuck all if they've been ACTING like Nerath. [20:10:43] Eating and stretching? [20:10:45] So... [20:10:49] (Charles) [20:10:49] oh god [20:10:51] Eve is Noby Noby Boy? [20:10:56] ...? [20:10:57] (I don't think my character can, in good faith, attack Nerathi) [20:11:01] Why is Eve so upset about the use of Nerath's name, anyway? I'm curious. [20:11:20] She's from Tsavarago... I've screwed up the name. [20:11:24] Because Tsavarogorov was Nerath. [20:11:40] Kosovo is Serbia. :| [20:11:55] Matt: I think that's a valid stance here, though it'd put the group at a disadvantage. :/ [20:12:01] 1d20+3 [20:12:01] * Eilenia nods. "So Nerath natioalism is pretty big there?" [20:12:02] Charles rolls 1D20+3: 1 +3 = 4 [20:12:02] 1d20+3 [20:12:02] 1d20+3 [20:12:02] Charles rolls 1D20+3: 20 +3 = 23 [20:12:02] 1d20+3 [20:12:02] And her grandfather who raised her when her parents died was a Knight Protector trained by THEE Knight Protector of Nerath and was the husband and guardian of the last princess of Nerath. [20:12:03] Charles rolls 1D20+3: 1 +3 = 4 [20:12:03] Charles rolls 1D20+3: 20 +3 = 23 [20:12:17] Does she know that, though? [20:12:23] 1d20+3 [20:12:23] 1d20+3 [20:12:23] Charles rolls 1D20+3: 18 +3 = 21 [20:12:24] Charles rolls 1D20+3: 3 +3 = 6 [20:12:28] No, but the man was probably proud of being Nerathi [20:12:31] And raised her so. [20:12:31] heh [20:12:35] That works well [20:12:44] (I mean, honestly, since I've been playing Plow as a Nerathi nationalist so far) [20:12:53] Also, Eve sort of has Nerath as an ideal. [20:12:56] Like being proud of the South. Except without being a total retard. [20:13:09] It makes sense historically. I mean, parts of Rome didn't know they weren't part of Rome once Rome got fucked [20:13:23] So people from anywhere probably see themselves are still Nerathi [20:13:31] 1d20+3 [20:13:31] 1d20+3 [20:13:32] Charles rolls 1D20+3: 10 +3 = 13 [20:13:32] Charles rolls 1D20+3: 16 +3 = 19 [20:13:37] I don't think its an ideal that most Tsavarogorovian people hold. [20:13:41] I wonder if I should still try to set the timeline years based on "AFter Nerath" [20:13:52] I think nowadays they're too isolationist to consider themselves anything but Tsavarogorovian. [20:13:57] * Eilenia nods [20:15:31] 1d20+7 [20:15:32] 1d20+7 [20:15:32] Charles rolls 1D20+7: 6 +7 = 13 [20:15:32] Charles rolls 1D20+7: 8 +7 = 15 [20:15:42] So Eve holds Nerath as this kind of golden age of honor and justice. And its always just been an immaterial idea until now. She's in Horbek's Glory, which should be a dwarven city, just like Tsavarogorov was a human nerathi city and still is a human city, and now Orcs have moved in and are claiming to be Nerath while the dwarves go starving. [20:15:54] * Eilenia nods [20:15:56] She's calling bullshit and slaughtering the honorless pretenders. [20:16:17] (What she THINKS are honorless pretenders) [20:16:51] She's calling bullshit and slaughtering the honorless pretenders. [20:17:08] Matt: Does Plow remember orcs being soldiers in Nerath? [20:17:31] Charles? He was there a hundred years ago. [20:17:41] I think there were probably some civilized orcs there, but I sort of figured they're rare. [20:18:16] This would be like the equivalent of... visitng Peurto Rico and finding out all the actuall citizens are starving to death slowly on a group of rafts and a bunch of pirates living in their houses claiming to be peurto rican. [20:18:30] * Eilenia nods [20:18:41] Alright, init order? :3 [20:18:46] Yeah, I figure there were probably Orcish soldiers in Nerath, but not often [20:18:51] I can't update it for some reason [20:19:01] The chanel topic? [20:19:02] I can't update the channel topic [20:19:04] odd [20:19:08] As a US territory, someone who is a US patriot would be insulted. [20:19:25] But you're an op of the chael. [20:19:28] Yuou should be able to [20:19:28] Or I can't cut and paste into it [20:19:32] weird [20:19:33] Which is super-fucked [20:19:35] ... I have a theory. [20:19:40] Are you copying and pastig any line breaks/ [20:19:48] Op me again, Cha [20:20:06] That could work too. :downs: [20:20:56] Hey charles, good news. [20:21:02] 9102901001313008368751 USPS tracking code for Scott Pilgrim [20:21:38] Aw, it's USPS? :smith: [20:23:00] Plow: Also, consider: These Nerathi are letting other Nerathi starve in caves. [20:23:23] If anything, if these are real Nerathi, Eve is the pirate that you just described. o_o [20:23:32] IF [20:23:43] But we know Horbek's Glory is an Orc city. [20:23:47] er [20:23:51] A Dwarf City [20:24:11] Well, I mean, Plow is still gonna fight orcs [20:24:16] Now it's run by Orcs claiming to be Nerathi, when during Nerath times, Horbek's Glory is run by Dwarves/ [20:24:18] I'm just saying, by your logic, you're no better than the Orcs. [20:24:21] <_< [20:24:33] What's Eve gonna do on her first turn? [20:24:37] Also, Eve is not living in the Citadel and benefiting from it's comforts. [20:24:39] Charge and Divine Challenge? [20:24:50] Can't [20:24:51] * Plow is waiting for actions. [20:25:00] ? [20:25:06] Oh man. [20:26:03] I realized when I was setting up my character for your game, Dem, that I haven't been applying the implement bonus to my Artificer skills this entire time. ._. [20:26:09] oh wait [20:26:11] :{ [20:26:33] Sorry about that, it took forever to set up pogs [20:26:35] It wouldn't matter, because all I have is a regular rod. ._. [20:26:40] NP [20:26:51] Oh fuck. [20:26:52] Thanks. [20:26:53] *Tanks [20:26:54] <_< [20:27:00] Charles: Can you have them on the upublished version of the map? [20:27:13] Pretty sure I did [20:27:22] Did that help? [20:27:27] ... [20:27:31] you just disappeared them [20:27:39] Yup. ... [20:28:03] And by the dwarves' own admission, the orcs asked them if they wanted to join up, and the dwarves killed the messenger [20:28:18] Yeah. Not a great move. [20:28:18] So it's not exactly like the orcs just shoved them out and told them to fuck off. [20:28:22] Really? [20:28:24] Oh, man. [20:28:25] ._. [20:28:25] Yeah [20:28:32] From a roleplay perspective, this is a very hard decision. [20:28:42] I am definitely not fighting Eve. [20:28:46] god fuck can't we just kill some bad guys? [20:29:04] You go ahead. o_o [20:29:06] It's your turn. [20:29:11] Well, these are bad guys. We ca go kill them. [20:29:14] Warrior first. [20:29:18] Oh, tay. [20:29:20] Can you guys see the pogs? [20:29:24] Yosh. [20:29:26] yeah [20:29:38] oh holy shit an eye of grummsh [20:29:48] Counter with EVe of Vecna [20:29:50] EYE [20:29:50] derp [20:29:51] I just fought one in the LFR game yesterday [20:29:59] >:( [20:30:05] Freudian slip. ._. [20:30:23] Can I make a religion check to recognize any gruumsh iconography on the orc? [20:30:29] Sure [20:30:32] and what sort of action would that be? [20:30:43] Nova: We're fighting bad guys here. It's just thesituation itself is complicated. [20:30:46] They ARE invaders. [20:30:48] Free, I guess? Religious iconography probably isn't hard to find. [20:30:59] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [20:31:04] Yeah, I just think it's interesting to acknowledge the moral complications. [20:31:11] 1d20+6 [20:31:12] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+6: 14 +6 = 20 [20:31:14] Because then you don't just ignore the dilemma that Charles has given us. [20:31:24] 1d20+16 [20:31:24] Charles rolls 1D20+16: 20 +16 = 36 [20:31:35] Thanks Fuuko. :( [20:31:37] Welp, at least it was a minion rlling that crit [20:31:44] heh [20:31:45] Do minions even GET crit damage? [20:31:48] no [20:31:53] They get maximized damage [20:31:55] They don't do max? [20:31:57] I was gonna say. [20:31:58] Which is 6-6 [20:32:00] Minions have fixed damage [20:32:06] Ahh. [20:32:41] They're dwarves, the orcs should consider themselves lucky that they didn't make jewelry from the messenger's bones and try to sell it back to them. :| [20:33:01] And you notice that the orcish leader has three icons on his armor. He has a badge of Kord and a badge of Erathis on his chest, and the breastplate itself has the icon of Gruumsh painted onto it [20:33:02] Hahahah [20:33:04] I think that would turn the Dwarves into villains. ._. [20:33:22] It's just how dorfs roll. [20:33:23] Does Eve need a fort check to make sure her head doesn't explode from the cognitive dissonance? [20:33:29] orc, rather [20:33:39] Why am I inserting "EVE" into EVERY thought pattern? [20:33:52] 6 damage, Plow [20:33:54] You're in love with her. [20:34:15] I'm the Nerathi, though. ._. [20:34:19] I'm just gonna pour a cup of Eve while I read some Eve. [20:34:21] Damn you Nerathi orc [20:34:26] Now you just made up Plow's mind! [20:34:32] Well, you didn't vocalize anything either way [20:34:33] And eve Eve so I can eve while I eve [20:34:50] Can't move through the staircase, right? [20:35:01] These are civilized orcs, but not so civilized that they've learned to communicate via telepathy. :V [20:35:05] Yeah [20:35:20] alright. [20:35:41] Erathis's symbol makes me at least attempt to knock the eye of grumsh out. [20:35:48] heh [20:37:00] Charles, we never really resolved what standing Plow's creator had in Nerath. [20:37:01] okay [20:37:12] Dem: That number you gave me isn't trackable by USPS [20:37:14] I think he stood on two legs [20:37:15] Footwork Lure on Berserker 1 [20:37:22] he's marked [20:37:30] 1d20+9 [20:37:30] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+9: 5 +9 = 14 [20:37:34] vs AC [20:37:55] Hm... [20:38:00] Amazon.com items (Sold by Amazon.com, LLC): [20:38:00] 1 Scott Pilgrim Volume 5: Sc... $9.37 1 $9.37 [20:38:00] Shipped via USPS [20:38:00] Tracking number: 9102901001313008368751 [20:38:02] * Plow just realized that, to be fair, Plow can't put down his weapons. ._. [20:38:03] :( [20:38:07] They're integrated into his body! [20:38:09] Cha, does 14 hit AC? [20:38:26] Can't he... lay down his arms? [20:38:48] :| [20:38:53] :( [20:38:55] Heehee [20:39:05] Label/Receipt Number: 9102 9010 0131 3008 3687 51 [20:39:05] There is no record of this item. [20:39:13] Try tomorrow then, I guess. :/ [20:39:21] 14 misses. :/ [20:39:32] that's my turn [20:40:08] There is no diplomacy with Eve. Just STEEL! Kichakawa! [20:40:12] * Plow slash. [20:40:15] 1d20+8 [20:40:15] Charles rolls 1D20+8: 13 +8 = 21 [20:40:25] 21 vs AC? [20:40:30] I didn't see him try to make a diplomacy check. [20:40:46] Orc? [20:40:51] me? [20:40:53] Yeah [20:40:54] Wha? [20:40:57] Against Eve [20:40:59] hits [20:41:22] 1d12+5 [20:41:22] Charles rolls 1D12+5: 1 +5 = 6 [20:41:29] Nooooooooooooo EEEEEEEEEEVE! [20:41:33] Man, these orcs are really consistant, damage-wise [20:41:45] Maybe they're holding back so Plow can diplomize. [20:41:52] not likely. [20:42:18] Maybe Avandra looks upon them with displeasure [20:42:28] It's possible. They're soldiers rather than barbarians. [20:42:29] Cha, do I need to take an action use my diplomatic skill? [20:42:39] I think so, yeah [20:42:51] You need to do a fair amount of talking and it takes more attention than battlefield callouts [20:42:54] (Anyone know if it's minor or standard?) [20:43:05] (How did we do it when I diplomized that battle in our live game?) [20:43:16] standard [20:43:26] I don't even remember that. :/ [20:43:38] At least that's how it was used last night in LFR. We got a half-orc to back down and not participate while we killed orcs. [20:43:59] (And delivered a baby mid-combat) [20:44:16] The half-orc's baby? [20:44:37] JP Morgan collection agency tries to get payment by leaving a threatening message on a guy's daughter's MySpace page. http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/04/dear_ginas_myspace_wall_im_from_jp_morgan_and_ your.php#more?ref=fpjr2 [20:45:32] Okay [20:45:38] Aid Another is considered a standard action [20:45:39] No, a human woman kidnapped by orcs [20:45:49] So I would assume a skill check in general is a standard action [20:46:02] Probably, yeah [20:46:05] The half-orc participated in the kidnapping, but a woman in town knew him and begged us not to turn him, so we promised to at least try. [20:46:19] Oh, wait [20:46:33] Apparently you can speak a few sentences as a free action [20:46:42] heh [20:46:54] Charles, your call. [20:47:00] Yeah but if you're actively trying to engaged someone in conversation you need to pay more attention than just shouting phrases. [20:47:02] I'll roll in the mean time. [20:47:14] 1d20+1 [20:47:21] ... [20:47:27] 1d20+1 [20:47:32] ... odd [20:47:32] 1d20 [20:47:38] ... [20:47:39] F-Fuuko? [20:47:42] 1d20+5 [20:47:46] I'd say it's a standard, since diplomacy is working towards an end instead of just talking to get stuff across [20:47:49] FUUKO'S DEAD! [20:47:50] Righto. [20:47:50] This is fucked-up [20:48:01] * Il_Dice (demota@c-76-126-71-112.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [20:48:04] 1d20 [20:48:05] Eilenia rolls 1D20: 8 [20:48:06] 1d20+1 [20:48:06] Plow rolls 1D20+1: 2 +1 = 3 [20:48:09] o_o [20:48:14] har [20:48:23] And with that, I think Plow will join the battle next round. <_< [20:48:26] Fuuko's not dead, she's just in a coma. :| [20:48:36] 1d20 [20:48:36] Plow rolls 1D20: 11 [20:48:38] 1d20 [20:48:38] Plow rolls 1D20: 13 [20:48:40] bah. [20:48:44] Give us your rousing anti-diplomacy! [20:49:06] Eve has a +11 to diplomacy. Too bad she's too pissed to use it. :V [20:49:11] haha [20:49:22] Well, she's aiming to subdue, at least [20:49:28] Why does she have that, since she never diplomatizes? <_< [20:49:35] She's a paladin? [20:49:37] She's always too pissed to use it unless she's using it on non-MM PC races. :V [20:49:40] * Plow is shifting. [20:49:45] * Plow fail talking. [20:49:55] * Plow ending. [20:50:12] * Fuuko (demota@c-76-126-71-112.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (roc.esper.net serenity.esper.net) [20:50:19] * Il_Dice is now known as Fuuko [20:50:52] Meanwhile Paera is going to have a theological freakout over the orcish leader. :I [20:51:02] 1d20+10 [20:51:02] Charles rolls 1D20+10: 1 +10 = 11 [20:51:06] Eve took Astral Voice as her daily. [20:51:08] 1d20+10 [20:51:08] Charles rolls 1D20+10: 9 +10 = 19 [20:51:09] Warforged were Nerathi exclusive, right? [20:51:20] Warforged probably existed in previous empires [20:51:26] Really? [20:51:26] Ohtay. [20:51:31] Yeah. Elena's just imaginign one of those children's picture books. The ones where all the pages are divided into three separate sections [20:51:31] ._. [20:51:35] Thought they were invented during nerath [20:51:40] NO [20:51:43] But during Nerath's reign, no other political bodies probably had the resources to make them [20:51:47] Oh! [20:51:48] Kay [20:51:54] And you'd flip each section to create like, a creature with a cat head, an elephant body, and a pig tail [20:52:03] Hahahahahah [20:52:04] And it's like this now, but with kord, erathis, and gruumsh [20:52:09] 19 hit your AC, Yon? [20:52:25] Hahaha [20:52:33] Yes. [20:52:40] ... HOLY CRAP. [20:52:43] ...Whoops, dire wolves are large [20:52:44] GUESS WHAT RON PAUL IS DOING. [20:52:51] Failing? [20:52:58] I say that because he tends to fail. [20:53:06] He's calling on the US to issue letters of marque and reprisal to deal with the Somali pirates. [20:53:11] Seriously [20:53:12] ? [20:53:13] Oh man. [20:53:14] Hahahahahahah wow [20:53:18] Fuckin' Ron Paul [20:53:19] I could seriously dig me a Letter of Marque. [20:53:23] 1d8+4 [20:53:23] Charles rolls 1D8+4: 1 +4 = 5 [20:53:30] 5 damage, Yon, and Paera's knocked prone [20:54:28] I just want to frame it and hang it on the wall. [20:54:31] Letters of marque? Holy shit, that's FANTASTIC [20:54:35] How's that for your conscience? [20:54:38] Matt Williams: Fucking Pirate Killer. [20:54:51] 1d20+8 [20:54:51] Charles rolls 1D20+8: 18 +8 = 26 * Retrieving #Exalted modes... [20:54:59] I think it's still hard, since Eve instigated. [20:55:00] ._. [20:55:04] Consciense is tough! [20:55:06] * Eilenia changes topic to '#Exalted: You relieved yourself! Your condition became "Matt Williams: Fucking Pirate Killer." | Sharn II: a game that makes your hand sweaty | Odal's Fen: Overland Ambulation Debation Station | Nova's GT IP: 24.168.45.216 / Port 6812 | Dem's GT IP: 76.126.71.112 / Port 6812 | Youkai Thursdays 5 Pacific' [20:55:06] Conscience. [20:55:09] Con-science. [20:55:22] Well, wolves don't really have agency as creatures. [20:55:31] Plow will kill wolves. [20:55:34] Well, do any of US have mounts? [20:55:38] They were probably just trained to attack anyone who wandered in that they weren't hit until they tried not to hit them [20:55:55] 1d12+5 [20:55:55] Charles rolls 1D12+5: 10 +5 = 15 [20:55:59] 15 damage, Nova [20:56:20] damn [20:56:29] ow. ._. [20:56:39] See, that changes Plow's conscience. [20:56:43] Because now they are hitting Eve for serious. [20:56:47] And that is unacceptable. [20:57:01] Are they aiming to subdue me? [20:57:16] Yeah. They're not hitting to kill [20:57:18] God bless Ron Paul's delightful brand of batshit fucking insane. [20:57:30] I wonder how that works. [20:57:37] subduing PCs. [20:57:55] If it's just "hit 0, knocked out" then do we get to roll "unconciousness saves"? [20:58:01] A lot like killing PCs, except they end up someplace shitty in the world instead of- Oh [20:58:08] Yeah, makes sense to me [20:58:18] Yeah [20:58:24] And if you fail three in a row, you're knocked out until the end of the encounter. [20:58:25] And if you fail 3, you're not waking up that encounter without a surge [20:58:31] Or at all, yeah [20:58:31] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [20:58:41] I think we came up with an AWESOME house rule right now [20:58:47] haha [20:58:47] 1d20+8 [20:58:47] Charles rolls 1D20+8: 20 +8 = 28 [20:58:49] No coflict, no arguments, and right in the middle of combat, too [20:58:51] AWESOME [20:58:51] FUCK [20:58:53] Oh man, lucky you [20:58:59] That was for a non-damaging attack [20:59:06] ahahahah [20:59:09] Unlucky you: You now have -4 to AC until you save [20:59:18] Dem, why did you awesome the crit on me? [20:59:28] Gotcha [20:59:30] AC 16 [20:59:31] It was sarcastic. Like "GREAT" [21:00:06] 1d20+10 [21:00:06] Charles rolls 1D20+10: 5 +10 = 15 [21:00:31] I recommend an offering to appease Fuuko. [21:00:44] A pain offering? [21:00:45] Or like [21:00:47] food? [21:00:55] Starfish [21:00:55] Fuuko digs food, right? [21:00:58] Oh. [21:01:15] Man, that's a LOT of NPC turns in a row. :| [21:01:16] * Plow puts a seastar on Fuuko's head. [21:01:19] 1d20 [21:01:19] Plow rolls 1D20: 14 [21:01:20] Hoo boy. [21:01:37] This is.. really bad. [21:01:42] Man, I really love that pog I'm using for the warriors [21:01:49] It's like they're all going "aaaaaaaaa" [21:01:50] I like that I failed diplomacy so hard that the orcs didn't even bother to respond. ._. [21:01:55] First up, teleport. [21:01:57] Both of our healers have reservations about fighting these guys, and they're knocking me out not killing me. [21:02:11] Second up, Color Spray. [21:02:13] * Eve_Kasnora (novaseaker@cpe-24-168-45-216.si.res.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [21:02:15] The fact that they're not killing you I think changes the dynamic of how bad it is. [21:02:20] Top to bottom, left to right. [21:02:25] It's really unfortunate. ._. [21:02:34] 4x1d20+7 [21:02:34] Eilenia rolls 4x1D20+7: ( 20 +7 = 27 ) ( 13 +7 = 20 ) ( 15 +7 = 22 ) ( 20 +7 = 27 ) = 96 [21:02:34] But not like, ohshi- we have to find a way to heal Eve bad. [21:02:35] vs will [21:02:39] 1d6+5 [21:02:39] Eilenia rolls 1D6+5: 4 +5 = 9 [21:02:50] *heal=resurrect [21:02:53] 9 damage (subdual, radiant) and dazed. [21:03:03] wow [21:03:08] Fuuko was really nice to you, Dem. ^_^ [21:03:08] Wait, crap, before I do that, I wanted to AP and drop the ice thing on them [21:03:09] Yay! [21:03:14] Could you drop a template so I can see what you're hitting? [21:03:37] Hahahahah [21:03:37] Buck heads inside and meets up with his friends and colleagues for the first time since one third of the world's people disappeared and hundreds of thousands more were killed in various catastrophes involving planes, trains and automobiles. Since that event, Buck had been on his own, but: [21:03:38] He was with people who cared about him. This was his family. He was really, really glad to see them, and it appeared the feeling was mutual. [21:03:38] That second "really" is what sets Jerry Jenkins apart as a novelist. Passages like this make one grateful that he is sharing this gift with others. You, too, can sign up for his "Christian Writers Guild" and you can learn to be a really, really good writer. [21:03:39] So I do't provoke an OA [21:04:08] Icy Terrain being dropped on them,which I meant to do EARLIER [21:04:11] * Eve_Kasnora (novaseaker@cpe-24-168-45-216.si.res.rr.com) has joined #Exalted [21:04:13] re [21:04:20] 4x1d20+7 [21:04:20] Eilenia rolls 4x1D20+7: ( 10 +7 = 17 ) ( 3 +7 = 10 ) ( 2 +7 = 9 ) ( 11 +7 = 18 ) = 54 [21:04:23] vs Ref [21:04:26] 1d6+5 [21:04:26] Eilenia rolls 1D6+5: 3 +5 = 8 [21:04:28] And knocked prone [21:04:41] This takes place BEFORE the teleport and color spray [21:05:04] They take a -2 to hit eve so her armor penalty isn't as severe if they do it from the ground. [21:05:44] ... actually, no [21:05:50] I'll resolve in the order I did it in [21:05:50] does that... hit me? [21:05:57] Probably not. [21:05:59] The dire wolves are probably worse for me [21:06:04] Usually these powers hit enemies. [21:06:05] You aren't in the area of effect [21:06:10] Not for Controllers [21:06:20] Controllers punish everyone! [21:06:20] ah [21:06:30] That makes sense though. [21:06:32] No, Wizards punish everyone. [21:06:38] Okay, reroll the attacks [21:06:43] Invokers and Druids are more discerning. [21:06:46] If you're icing the wolves first [21:07:02] When you grow up as a down-on-your-luck wizard on the tough streets of Nerath, you don't trust nobody no how. [21:07:05] Man, I gotta say, with everyone else being drawn in more cartoony style, Eve's pog really unnerves me [21:07:28] heh [21:07:41] I'm not targeting the wilves. [21:07:46] I just said, I don't want OAs from the wolves [21:07:46] I'll get used to it, but every time I look at Gametable, it's like we're playing the Who Framed Roger Rabbit RPG [21:07:58] haha [21:08:02] Okay, so can you summarize what just happened for me? [21:08:09] Including damage and current effects on the monsters? [21:08:22] Elena teleports, then Master Sparks the monsters near Eve. Then drops an Icy Terrain on them. [21:08:58] Enemies hit by will by master spark take 9 damage and get dazed [21:09:10] Enemies hit by icy terrain against their ref take 8 damage and prone [21:09:44] Icy terrain provokes OAs. [21:09:50] Color kaboom does not [21:10:24] 1d20+14 [21:10:25] Charles rolls 1D20+14: 18 +14 = 32 [21:10:39] 6 damage from one of the warrior's death strikes [21:10:44] To Eilenia [21:11:33] You're up, Yon [21:12:15] Can I get up, or not? [21:12:21] Move action to get up [21:12:27] getting up is a move action, does not proboke OAs [21:13:47] Oh, awesome. The Eye of Gruumsh took both effects. [21:13:50] Okay. I cannot, however, attack or get away from the damned wolves without provoking one. >:( [21:13:59] You could sacrifice your standard to shift. [21:14:23] Eye of Gruumsh can either... attack from the floor at a penalty, or stand up. Not both. [21:14:39] Holy crap [21:14:42] she would still be next to one if she shifted [21:14:46] Did the wolves get huge? <_< [21:14:46] :( [21:14:56] Is the daze a save-ends or until the end of your next turn? [21:15:05] EONT [21:15:11] The wolves were large to bein with, and in 4e, large is always 2x2, IIRC [21:15:14] Same with the icy terrain effect [21:15:17] THey're probably, like, horse-sized [21:15:28] scary. ._. [21:15:33] Even still, he'd save at the end of his turn so he'd be under the same restrictions [21:16:09] I feel a little bad, blowing an AP early, but that combo was too nice to pass up [21:16:24] yeah [21:16:42] I was mostly wondering if the daze would be a longstanding affliction or just until the end of the turn [21:17:01] Don't you have any close bursts you could use to attack without OAs, Yon? [21:17:12] Ooh, I have close bursts. [21:17:52] If only one corner of the wolf is in the burst, does that still count? [21:18:08] Yes. [21:18:17] However, they do't work like Cyberdiscs. [21:18:28] That is a good thing. [21:18:38] They do't take damage for every square. :V [21:18:46] Heh [21:19:05] Okay, getting to my feet, divine glow on wolf 1 (the buff will hit Plow), and healing word on Eve. [21:19:17] woot [21:19:20] 1d20+6 [21:19:21] Paera rolls 1D20+6: 13 +6 = 19 [21:19:22] I is buffed? [21:19:27] surge + ? + 1d6? [21:19:27] That hit ref? [21:20:04] Surge + 5 + 1d6 [21:20:16] 1d6 + 16 [21:20:17] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D6: 2 [21:20:19] Ooh. +2 to hit. [21:20:19] woot [21:20:28] 19 hits [21:20:28] :3 [21:21:30] 1d8+6 [21:21:31] Paera rolls 1D8+6: 2 +6 = 8 [21:21:50] Which wolf were you targetting? [21:22:02] the one that looks at her funny. D: [21:22:17] Also, the wolves don't work like cyberdiscs, but they *do* look like chryssalids, so I'd watch yourself D: [21:22:30] Wolf 1 [21:22:33] aw, man [21:22:39] Elena doesn't want to get implanted with a wolf [21:24:59] 1d20+14 [21:24:59] Charles rolls 1D20+14: 19 +14 = 33 [21:25:05] 6 damage, Eilenia [21:25:11] religion for what Gruumsh is the god of, besides orcs. [21:25:15] 1d20+6 [21:25:15] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+6: 15 +6 = 21 [21:25:20] Uh oh [21:25:39] pretty sure he;s the god of savagry, right? [21:26:10] That sounds right, but I can't be sure [21:26:14] Provides an interesting paradox [21:26:28] Yeah. Pretty much the god of Things Barbarians Do [21:26:30] or fuel for taunting, yeah [21:26:57] Gruumsh is the chaotic evil god of destruction, [21:26:57] lord of marauding barbarian hordes. Where Bane [21:26:57] commands conquest, Gruumsh exhorts his followers [21:26:58] to slaughter and pillage. Orcs are his most fervent [21:26:58] followers. [21:27:05] oh, sorry. ._. [21:27:07] Line breaks. [21:27:22] Oh yeah. Matt, how early can you be here for youkai tomorrow? [21:27:33] He is the god of what is best in life [21:27:37] I'd like to start ASAP. [21:27:51] Elena can't make an OA? [21:27:54] Well, we have another mission tomorrow, but it probably won't happen, so I should be around earlyish. [21:28:01] And I feel kinda bad since Kale hasn't really been around in the past month or so. [21:28:06] Against a guy who was five squares away? [21:28:11] oh, nm [21:28:17] Yeah, I'm sorry, school has been crazy. [21:29:25] dual strike on the Eye, marked, and then Divine Challenge on Berserker 1. [21:29:44] 2x1d20+9 [21:29:44] Eve_Kasnora rolls 2x1D20+9: ( 19 +9 = 28 ) ( 5 +9 = 14 ) = 42 [21:29:50] vs AC [21:30:18] That's a pretty nice roll [21:30:23] Action pointing for... [21:30:43] Funneling Fury [21:31:04] One hit on the dual strike [21:31:15] 1d10 [21:31:15] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D10: 8 [21:31:20] 8 damage on eye [21:31:36] Funneling Strike 1 on Berserker 1 [21:31:42] 1d20+9 [21:31:42] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+9: 8 +9 = 17 [21:31:45] vs AC [21:31:53] Hits [21:31:55] Funneling Strike 2 on Berserker 2 [21:31:59] 1d20+9 [21:31:59] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+9: 15 +9 = 24 [21:32:06] Hits [21:32:28] do you mind if I do that in reverse order? [21:32:35] I didn't realize but it's important [21:32:59] 1d10+4 damage on B1 [21:33:00] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D10+4: 6 +4 = 10 [21:33:02] 1d10+4 damage on B2 [21:33:03] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D10+4: 3 +4 = 7 [21:33:12] and I slide them each 1 square [21:33:12] Yeah, sure [21:33:15] * Charles nods [21:33:43] aaaand save vs ac negative [21:33:45] 1d20 [21:33:45] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20: 6 [21:33:49] AC 16 [21:33:59] aw [21:35:05] Johannes Gruumsh II [21:35:52] 1d20+8 [21:35:52] Charles rolls 1D20+8: 2 +8 = 10 [21:36:15] I don't think Eve and Plow have ever discussed their relationships to Nerath. [21:36:21] They haven't. [21:36:28] I think they should and be happy friends [21:36:33] That's what I was thinking [21:36:49] I wish Rusty were here. [21:36:50] Nova, do you want the armor buff? [21:36:53] Well like I said, Nerath was always just an ideal to her. [21:36:57] Yes please! [21:37:02] Kay! ^_^ [21:37:15] She's only just realizing it's still around in some way. [21:37:36] Just meaner and greener. :| [21:37:38] I like that, because like, Plow is an actual remnant of the idealized culture. But he's just socially awkward, because he's a former war machine. ._. [21:37:48] aw [21:37:58] As opposed to a former War Machine (TM). [21:38:02] heh [21:38:33] anyhoo [21:38:38] Shift, Thundering Armor@Eve [21:38:41] I'd respond, but I feel like I'm pushing the free action babble. [21:38:45] heh [21:38:57] You gotta remember,Nova, this is a stealth mission. :| [21:39:12] You're not allowed to stop talking. [21:39:19] haha [21:39:32] Doesn't it have to be half-hour-long conversations that only you can hear? [21:39:45] heh [21:39:46] 1d20+8 [21:39:46] Plow rolls 1D20+8: 18 +8 = 26 [21:40:09] Hits [21:40:16] vs. Fort on Eye [21:40:37] Hahahah "Our narcissistic friend Rayford at last takes a long look in the mirror. I mean "narcissistic" in the clinical sense, as in NPD, (http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis1/p21-pe07.html) the description of which reads like Cliff Notes character summary for Rayford Steele [21:40:41] That's a hit [21:41:20] 1d6+4 [21:41:20] Plow rolls 1D6+4: 1 +4 = 5 [21:41:31] If I push Eye, does that provoke Eve's power? [21:41:34] *attack [21:41:37] Man, Elena's just :geno: about Nerath [21:41:55] No, forced movement doesn't provoke [21:42:14] Bugger, that would've been fun. [21:42:18] Should I leave him there for you, Nova? [21:42:23] heh [21:42:24] Yeah, you have a bunch of people shouting at each other about a fallen empire, and Eilenia's just all "Fuck that noise, I've lived in crumbling ruins nicer than this whole city :|" [21:42:27] yeah, please. [21:42:29] Kaykay. [21:42:35] haha [21:43:08] Thunder armor hits one person adjacent to me? [21:43:13] And I get +2 to AC? [21:43:28] Yush, until end of mah next. [21:44:11] (I got so used to looking at the character I made for Dem's portals game that I was really disturbed by Plow's atk/dmg rolls for minutes ._.) [21:44:14] oh [21:44:17] Do you need healing, too? [21:44:19] haha [21:44:22] I'm good [21:44:30] Kay, then plow.end [21:44:40] I will shortly though, having marked one grummshite priest and 2 berserkers. [21:44:46] Wow [21:44:50] Nice work [21:45:04] :D [21:45:30] 1d20+12 [21:45:30] Charles rolls 1D20+12: 11 +12 = 23 [21:45:33] 1d20+12 [21:45:34] Charles rolls 1D20+12: 3 +12 = 15 [21:45:41] Does a 15 hit your AC, Yon? [21:45:53] Nope [21:46:05] Actually, it'd be a 17, with the prone bonus [21:46:14] she got up [21:46:15] Is 17 enough? :/ [21:46:17] Yon got up [21:46:21] Yeah, but the first hit knocks her prone again [21:46:24] Ohh. [21:46:27] bah [21:46:44] As long as the dire wolf has an ally next to the target, it gets CA [21:46:52] And as long as it gets CA, its hits knock stuff prone [21:47:08] unfortunately, I don't know how much longer I can stay ._. [21:47:17] I'm not prone? [21:47:18] * Plow is dozing off. x_x [21:47:26] And 17 still wouldn't be enough [21:47:57] Oh [21:48:01] I didn't see the first hit [21:48:03] 1d8+4 [21:48:03] Charles rolls 1D8+4: 2 +4 = 6 [21:48:10] Six damage, and prone again [21:49:11] 1d20+8 [21:49:11] Charles rolls 1D20+8: 1 +8 = 9 [21:49:24] 1d20+8 [21:49:24] Charles rolls 1D20+8: 4 +8 = 12 [21:49:34] 12 hit either of your reflexes, Nova/Dem? [21:49:54] My pog says no [21:50:08] nope [21:50:12] 2d6+3 [21:50:12] Charles rolls 2D6+3: 2 5 +3 = 10 [21:50:13] Ref 16 [21:51:24] Five damage to each of you [21:51:51] Bloodied [21:52:32] Alrighty... [21:52:37] 5 to everyone? [21:52:58] Oh, nm. [21:53:12] Shifting up-right. [21:53:14] Thunderwave. [21:53:17] can we... hurry this up? [21:53:20] Left to right [21:53:23] it's nearly 1. [21:53:25] 1d6+5 [21:53:25] Eilenia rolls 1D6+5: 2 +5 = 7 [21:53:35] Yeah, this fight is going on absurdly long [21:53:36] 3x1x20+7 [21:53:37] start rolling damage with your attacks [21:53:38] Sorry. :/ [21:53:47] 3x1d20+7 [21:53:47] Eilenia rolls 3x1D20+7: ( 7 +7 = 14 ) ( 3 +7 = 10 ) ( 15 +7 = 22 ) = 46 [21:53:54] VsFort [21:53:58] I'm kind of thinking we might have to suspend it until next week [21:54:04] Damn [21:54:06] What took the most time? [21:54:09] blurgh [21:54:23] we need to start starting before 9:30 [21:54:30] Probably me spending what felt like 20 fucking minutes setting up pogs [21:54:34] Our start time is 5, isn't it? [21:54:40] * Plow was late. [21:54:43] Didn't we start at 8:30? I can't remember that far back [21:54:54] Yeah, but we started the roleplaying part of the session without you [21:54:57] Well, I got here around 10:45 [21:55:40] No we didn't [21:55:58] We didn't start until at least 9 [21:56:25] And we've done more roleplay inbetween my last turn and now than we did before the fight. [21:56:28] Let's finish this round and call it a night, I guess. [21:56:32] * Eilenia nods. :/ [21:56:35] uhg. [21:56:37] Can I take off now, then? [21:56:41] Sure [21:56:44] Thanks [21:56:46] Sorry I was late [21:56:47] No problem [21:56:51] Did my blast hit anything? [21:56:52] Have a good night, guys [21:56:57] You hit the Eye of Gruumsh [21:57:03] * Plow (mattyqwill@c-75-67-221-215.hsd1.nh.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [21:57:03] Okay. [21:57:06] You probably don't want to push him [21:57:45] I think it's just been a while since we've played online and people are going back to old habits like reading through somethingawful while they should be paying attention to the combat even outside their turn so they can start formulating ideas about what to do when their turn comes up. [21:57:56] yeah. [21:58:00] That's what I do. [21:58:15] Come game time, I think weshould just abandon distractions. [21:58:23] Like Stargate. :( [21:58:34] I dunno if it's just me not being able to see my own flaws, but I feel like my turns are over in under a minute and everyone elses take like 10. [21:59:02] What's Paera doing? [21:59:11] We can go over the turn times later [21:59:27] Sorry, I didn't see my turn come up [21:59:51] I don't think my turns are taking appreciably longer than usual. I think this is just a fight with more stuff going on than usual. [21:59:54] I was trying to gather Paera's thoughts. [22:00:33] There is a lot going on, yeah. [22:00:55] Two large wolves, a good number of Warriors, berserkers, and the Eye of Gruumsh [22:03:46] Getting up, shifting, healing word on Elena. [22:04:03] Okay [22:04:36] Yon, type what you're doing really quickly OOC first, and then spell it out IC. [22:04:42] Yeah. [22:04:46] So we can go on with the battle. [22:04:59] We're still getting into the swing of things. :( [22:05:11] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [22:05:39] Okay, that's kind of a problem because I'm in a tricky situation with these wolves. [22:05:44] It's just one of the things we used to do during the Sharn game, when I started gettting fustrated with how long things were taking. [22:05:47] I literally didn't know what all my actions were. [22:05:57] Until after I'd mostly finished typing the emote. [22:06:13] Yon, I mean, when you finally decide what to do, say it real quick here, and then type out that paragraph in Odal. [22:06:34] Once you say it quick in here we can go on with the fight while you type out the longer description [22:06:42] Oh, I think I realized what slowed us down tonight. I didn't skip to the next person's turn as soon as someone finished emoting [22:06:43] ... [22:06:49] Nova. [22:06:56] I just said, I hadn't figured out my turn. [22:07:05] I.. know [22:07:07] I was figuring it out while I was typing what Paera was saying. [22:07:07] Or as soon as they finished describing their action. I need to work that shit out next time. [22:07:18] Aaah. That makes sense. [22:07:23] Aah okay [22:07:25] ... ooh, I see. [22:08:36] ...Also, I used the encounter out of the MM for a five person party. :argh: [22:09:07] ah. :( [22:09:13] Fuck it, the wolf that never hit Paera suffers a heart attack and dies [22:09:19] hahaha [22:09:26] You mea "falls unconscious", right? [22:09:30] So we can interrogate him later. [22:09:35] Also, we'll probably have Xan next week [22:09:37] ...the wolf? [22:09:46] Xan killed it! [22:09:52] ... [22:09:54] That WORKS. [22:09:57] :O [22:10:11] I was thinking more balance for Xan showing up but... that'd be a pretty aweosme entrance. [22:10:15] XAN SANJO [22:10:18] zow zow [22:10:19] woof [22:11:50] And now I really just wanna behead the eye of gruumsh. [22:12:12] Why? o.o [22:12:41] * Paera is now known as Yon [22:12:42] Cause he implied I wasn't a true servant of Bahamut. [22:12:56] And that's what Eve was exiled for. [22:12:58] If you kill someone in anger, you prove them right. :| [22:13:29] YEah well... shut up :( [22:13:39] No. :( [22:13:48] Sh... shut up :( [22:13:53] I have to say, Eve is kind of the only PC I don't really root for, because she's just so blindly zealous and constantly shouting. She reminds me of Adventuring Bill O'Reilly. :( [22:14:22] Oh...kay [22:14:40] I like her when she's having fun and being happy. [22:14:45] Angry Eve is kinda scary. [22:14:55] Uh huh [22:15:02] But she's got a lot of reason to be angry lately [22:15:35] * Eilenia is now known as Demota [22:15:37] Oh yeah. Nova [22:15:43] yeah? [22:15:44] How are you liking Hybrid Eve in real combat? [22:16:03] She's working well. [22:16:45] Cool. [22:16:50] Footwork Lure wouldv'e been particularly good if it hit, since I could have shifted and ended adjacent to the eye of gruumsh and challenged him, marking 2 targets on my first turn. [22:16:52] What's that funneling strike do exactly? o.o [22:17:09] heh [22:17:19] 1[w] + str on each target, and slide them 1 square. [22:17:26] Huh. Not bad. [22:17:55] And it's a fighter power so it marks. [22:18:07] But yeah. Goodnight. [22:18:07] I saw you marking a ton of guys at once. [22:18:13] Night Nova End of #Exalted buffer Wed Apr 15 22:19:25 2009