Start of #Exalted buffer: Mon Jun 29 21:33:55 2009 [15:48:16] Alright, get IC and get in channel [15:48:47] Relocating real quick cha [15:48:50] gimme a few [15:48:56] * Mechazawa (rustangel@ip-118-219.atvci.net) Quit (Quit: I am not ignorant, I am intelligent. I'm not an ape, I am the way, I am the truth. I am religion, I am politics, I am a psychoanalyst, I'm an inkblot shaped like Zeus) [15:49:04] * Demota is now known as Eilenia [15:49:05] * Fuuko (demota@71.202.41.240) has joined #Exalted [15:49:28] * Yon is now known as Paera [15:49:35] * NovaSeaker is now known as Eve_Kasnora [15:50:02] Damn. [15:50:24] I can't have Eve sleep with anyone yet, cause she's too busy being horrified by the Eye's prescence. [15:51:12] I thought she liked freaky sex. [15:51:33] No, she just thinks wizards are cute. [15:51:46] So she's not gonna look for a call ghoul? [15:51:47] Though I suppose Mage Hand can make for some pretty freaky sex. [15:52:10] Oh shit, I just realized that grad school probably requires a GRE [15:52:25] Mage Hand? What about prestidigitation? [15:53:02] All this gay bullshit is getting expensive. >:( [15:53:48] :( [15:54:35] The shitty, shitty school my father found probably doesn't require one, but that's because that school is a hilarious joke [15:54:52] I'm pretty sure their diplomas are printed on bubble gum, like those candy checks [15:57:26] o_o [15:57:54] They were the only school in New Hampshire shitty enough to consider my school a rival [15:58:27] They kept coming down to spraypaint stuff on the side of our student center, which was always pretty hilarious because it was just the dumbest fucking graffiti [15:58:30] Like "ART SCHOOL IS GAY" [15:58:33] Wow [15:59:32] Ahahahaa [16:02:40] Even their web page is full of pictures of unattractive people [16:02:41] Oh wow [16:02:44] Southern New Hampshire University programs are accredited by: [16:02:44] * Accreditation Commission for Programs in Hospitality Administration [16:02:44] * American Culinary Federation Educational Institute [16:02:44] * Association of Collegiate Business Schools and Programs [16:02:44] * European Council for Business Education [16:02:45] * New England Association of Schools and Colleges [16:02:45] * New Hampshire Postsecondary Education Commission [16:02:47] * New Hampshire State Department of Education for Teacher Certification [16:02:47] * North American Society for Sport Management [16:02:58] That seems like a really specific, kind of shitty list of certifications [16:03:02] Yeah [16:03:47] I'm surprised it doesn't end with "* My Mommy :)" [16:05:04] That'd be really cute. [16:05:42] Ugh. I really don't want to go to grad school. Especially not at night in a shithole like SNHU [16:06:02] Just thinking of it exhausts me [16:06:06] * Demotafk (demota@71.202.41.240) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [16:06:50] * Demota (demota@71.202.41.240) has joined #Exalted [16:09:01] * Mechazawa (rustangel@ip-117-113.atvci.net) has joined #Exalted [16:09:08] * Mechazawa is now known as Xan [16:09:18] sorry [16:09:21] :toot: [16:09:26] No prob [16:09:26] okay, whatd I miss? [16:09:30] Nothing [16:10:00] Yeah, just me bitching about the school my father wants me to go to for my secondary education degree [16:10:21] Nova talked a little about Eve, that's about all else there was [16:14:07] http://www.reallocaljobs.com/jobs/jobdetails.cfm?jid=7228 Holy shit, mystery job [16:14:26] It's really exciting that you can't know anything about it until you apply [16:14:30] wow [16:14:37] 1d20 [16:14:37] Demota rolls 1D20: 7 [16:15:54] Okay, just to review, was Eve going to start walking to the city (does anyone remember the city's name? I'm just shitty with this) while Eilenia and Paera teleported in? [16:15:56] Oh yeah. This week, I don't have class Thursday. I might be able to run Youkai on the normal day this week, in addition to Saturday. Alternatively, I could try to run Nesonarn [16:16:04] Also, has everyone remade their characters for level 5? [16:16:06] It's in the logs. [16:16:08] I remade. [16:16:14] I'm much more interested in Youkai [16:16:20] I think Elena told Eve about the teleporter [16:17:22] How many teleport cirlces do we know now? Horbek's Glory, the Sky Tower, and the place we're going to? [16:17:46] Yeah [16:17:55] Also, I think we got Eve to relax enough to enjoy the party, I think. Elena probably told her then. [16:18:31] level 5? no [16:18:52] Do we also repick gear, or just level up? [16:19:03] Repick gear [16:19:15] You repick your gear, but you can just get the same gear you had before and get cash to make up for teh difference. [16:19:46] Respeccing available? [16:19:49] Yeah [16:19:51] Yep [16:19:57] It's as if you were a new character [16:20:46] Cool. [16:21:00] Think I'll remain a striker [16:21:29] Now hosting. [16:21:52] Oh, I just realized [16:21:58] WHat were you thinking about respeccing? Because I'm hoping we can finish this before CHarles gets too tire. [16:22:00] d [16:22:05] If you're feeling saucy, now might be a good time to try the monk playtest [16:23:08] Yeah, I levelled up. [16:23:23] 71.202.41.240 port 1024 [16:24:00] Not feeling that saucy, since it ain't on the builder [16:24:50] It's on the builder [16:25:15] Yeah, it was in the latest update [16:25:16] It's just above Swordmage and under Hybrid [16:26:03] Please give us a second melee character. D: [16:26:19] Pshh, Xan's a ranged character, all the way [16:26:23] A ranged monk? [16:26:45] Maybe if he counts himself as a projectile that would be a ranged character. Considering what monks do, that's not too unlikely [16:26:50] He's staying a ranger. [16:26:59] Aah. Heh. [16:27:05] Xan is WAY too effective to change up much [16:27:17] Alright, so I guess he just needs a level 5 Daily power and cash readjustment? [16:27:21] Oh for fuck's sake, the character builder art for the Monk class is that creepy looking guy in the man qipao [16:27:36] ... oh, gross [16:27:37] hah [16:28:04] Want me to go beastmastery? [16:28:14] Nah [16:28:17] Xan's good as he is [16:28:22] Do it, it'll be funny [16:28:31] (Though beastmastery is melee only, I think) [16:29:59] Backgrounds? [16:30:08] This is Xan and his Kitty. [16:30:40] Yeah, name it Guenwinnar. [16:30:46] hehe [16:30:55] I have one Background [16:31:09] Birth - On Another Plane [16:31:36] Man, I'm trying to apply for this environmental fellowship, but I suck at cover letters. [16:31:38] Think I'm gonna go with born under a bad sign [16:32:02] Oh you're kidding me [16:32:02] Guenhwyvar [16:32:02] Drizzt's panther companion from the Astral Plane. She is so important to Drizzt and has been in every book thus far. She cannot be killed on the material plane and has often saved the Dark Elf's Life. [16:32:17] He has an INVINCIBLE UNKILLABLE PANTHER. [16:34:07] Her magic item was even destroyed once. [16:34:15] And it was repaired which is AGAINST THE RULES! [16:34:31] hehe [16:35:08] When did panthers start living on the Astral Plane? [16:35:45] So, what're the plans for getting from point A to point Ivorgard [16:35:48] Mind panthers. [16:36:03] We're taking a teleportation circle. [16:36:06] Yeah [16:36:07] Going with athletics AND acrobatics [16:36:13] I think we got the address, didn't we? [16:36:13] And? [16:36:18] We did, yeah. [16:36:23] yeah, he originally just had acrobatics [16:36:25] We're gonna take Anyss' circle [16:36:30] Heh [16:37:17] Oh. I thought Eve was walking to keep the several month gap I had intended intact, to keep the campaign's timeline from going from zero to drastically changing the world in like, six weeks. :| [16:37:48] Oh [16:37:57] If that gap is still there, then yeah Eve was walking [16:38:32] Why would she walk if we can teleport? [16:38:42] To meet them there. [16:38:52] And to keep from Eye from ever being in one place too long. [16:39:03] Aah [16:39:19] And you'd wait a few months to make sure the Fenians didn't blow their food supply. [16:39:25] What with feasts and all. [16:39:29] heh [16:39:53] Plus, maybe not the best idea to set out for what might be a long journey at the start of the winter [16:40:21] Unless you're Eve in which case you're fuckin' crazy anyways. :| [16:40:22] Nonsense, great conquerers and empire builders marhced in the winter. [16:40:34] Unless you're from Tsavarogorov and are trained in Endurance! [16:40:46] And wear dwarven scale armor. [16:41:23] My Endurance check is pretty high, Eve should be fine. [16:43:00] * Demotafk (demota@71.202.41.240) has joined #Exalted [16:43:22] Fucking rigjt. Black Arrow style [16:43:37] black arrow style? [16:43:54] Yeah, lets me use twin strike secretly [16:44:04] oh geeze [16:44:08] IE, I can use it and remain hidden [16:44:11] What's that from? [16:44:11] Wow, nice [16:44:14] Dragon? [16:44:18] Dragon 373 [16:44:26] Do you automatically remain hidden, or do you have to make a stealth check? [16:44:52] Anything that makes you a better killer makes me nervous [16:44:59] * Demota (demota@71.202.41.240) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [16:45:09] Guys I'm gonna restart [16:45:09] If you miss with the first, you can cancel to remain hidden and remain hidden if you miss with both [16:45:19] CB keeps crashing repeatedly on start-up [16:45:23] k [16:45:32] Looks like we're starting at the normal time. [16:46:43] * Eve_Kasnora (novaseaker@c-24-129-25-205.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [16:47:11] Picking up hunter's teamwork too [16:47:20] Which will aid the melee folks [16:47:29] Folk. Singular. [16:48:23] Well, itll help [16:48:28] * Eilenia nods [16:48:30] What's that do, anyway? [16:49:02] * Demotafk (demota@71.202.41.240) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [16:49:26] It gives me combat advantage when two allies are adjacent [16:49:47] Huh. [16:50:10] I guess it'd be good for taking guys down quickly if they start attacking the rest of us. [16:50:41] I love how pointless archery spec is for a ranger even if you are an archery spec ranger [16:50:57] It's better than what I had [16:51:16] If you don't know what I had besides twin strike, then that explains it:P [16:51:32] Heh [16:51:57] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-24-129-25-205.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [16:52:03] * NovaSeaker is now known as Eve_Kasnora [16:52:10] Alright, that's better [16:52:21] * Demota (demota@71.202.41.240) has joined #Exalted [16:52:22] the IE 8 update probably futzed with CB and I needed to restart [16:52:28] wb [16:54:00] I figure that there'll be a one month break ingame, while Eve walks there and while Eilenia and Paera recuperate before they portal over, if Dem and Yon think they'd want to [16:54:09] How's Xan getting to Ivorgard? [16:54:39] Elena'd probably spend a while on break and portal over. And maybe watch Eve through Anyss' scrying, if he's keeping an eye on her [16:54:58] How often does the Sky Tower enter and leave the plane, anyway? [16:55:41] I think I'm going to demand Xan travel with me. [16:55:47] To "keep and eye" on him. [16:55:49] Yeah, Paera would definitely be up for a break. [16:56:13] Dem: Probably on a daily basis, maybe a week in and a week out [16:56:22] It's a relatively frequent and even time split [16:56:26] * Demota nods [16:56:31] Ivorgard? [16:56:36] I missed a session [16:56:39] I guess Elena can show Paera the Feywild, then. :toot: [16:56:46] The largest city of Ioun worship in the area. [16:57:01] We're going there to get some Knowledge! about what to do with the Eye. [16:57:25] Hopefully something that'll keep it from observing us so we don't have to split up every time some of us wants a break. [16:57:27] (I just picture a Science! smiley, but a cleric of Ioun) [16:57:31] hahaha [16:58:32] I imagine when the break is over and you guys meet up with Eve, she is going to look like such crap, having have next to no sleep for a month. [16:58:42] noooo :( [16:58:54] But what will Elena watch? [16:58:54] And she might have developed this weird cough too. [16:59:01] Xan. [16:59:17] *gollum!* *gollum!* [16:59:38] When's start time? [16:59:47] Right now [17:00:50] I'd ask what Plow does, but it probably doesn' tmatter [17:01:01] He's just Always There [17:01:25] And Definately Evil. [17:01:49] I suppose a conversation is in order at some point to determine how he's getting there. [17:02:14] You're coming with Eve. [17:02:19] She insists. [17:02:31] If we want to roleplay it out, we can start with that scene. [17:03:36] Sure [17:04:06] Man, that fellowship is, like, the only thing in New Hampshire on Idealist I've been qualified for in months [17:06:29] Now I'm gonna have to work my ass off to justify my crimes investigating people. [17:07:26] ...Hahaha, this podcast is really good. They keep coming back to this running joke that all songs written in the 60s and 70s were published hypotheses by scientists. Like, when the devil came up, one of the guys said that if the Rolling Stones' hypothesis was correct, they'd be pleased to meet it and expected to guess its name [17:07:53] http://zip.4chan.org/tg/src/1246318273660.jpg :gonk: [17:08:07] investigating people? [17:16:31] Oh, derp. I forgot that we didn't actually say he was accompanying [17:18:46] hahahaha [17:19:11] I wonder of the chicken's attached to the costume [17:19:15] Paera: "Ohshi, I forgot to say goodbye to Eve a month ago! *waves in Ivorgard's general direction*" [17:19:16] And why there's just one. >:( [17:19:19] hahahahahah [17:19:39] Maybe something just happened in a sports game Anyss is scrying on [17:19:54] "Whoooooo" [17:19:59] haha [17:20:12] I like how Elena's parents are footing the bill for this teleport [17:20:18] Listen, I was typing that before he posted that and I hit enter before I saw it. >:( [17:20:39] haha [17:21:00] Oh yeah. What was in Brother Eye's spellbook? Just a bunch of blank pages? [17:21:07] Or seemingly blank pages, at least. [17:22:03] Statistically, I'm just going to go with dual scimitars [17:22:15] So what sort of wackey adventures did Eve and Xan get into? [17:22:42] You tell me! [17:23:01] While I deal with Eilenia and Paera, what's three things that happened to you guys while you travelled? [17:23:13] Alright well, first, Eve fell into the SAME pit trap from the first session. [17:23:22] hahahaha. [17:24:23] Then she checked on her little hut in the swamp to get some cured rabit meat she left to dry. [17:24:32] Is anyone having problems connecting to GT? [17:24:38] And fell into *another* Pit Trap just in front of her door. [17:24:57] I seem to be connected alright. [17:25:03] I see Harrison Ford. [17:25:53] same [17:26:18] Same here [17:26:49] Rusty? [17:27:49] * Demota (demota@71.202.41.240) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [17:28:58] Those are pretty good, though I meant more in terms of encounters (Combat or not, that is). I just figured that it'd be good for you guys to have interesting things happen to you, and since travel is usually de-emphasized, I thought it'd be a cool excercise to let you decide your own random encounters. :| [17:29:13] * Demota (demota@71.202.41.240) has joined #Exalted [17:29:17] Maybe something with Wyrmgear? [17:29:28] Waffle Walker [17:29:47] He found us in the middle of the sea [17:30:01] Might've sent another radio-controlled clockwork monster after us. [17:30:13] Like a dire ape with a mechanical brain. [17:33:02] Heh [17:33:07] Paera's already homesick? [17:33:37] huh? [17:33:39] How about let's say this time he appeared with a dire bear with a clockwork exoskeleton, and managed to escape away. He seemed to have teleported? [17:33:51] Oh, not connected to gt yet. please repost? [17:33:55] She doesn't REALLY want to leave, obviously. [17:34:05] 71.202.41.240 port 1024 [17:34:56] Sent, btw [17:34:57] Wait [17:35:01] He showed up? [17:35:11] I didn't think we ever actually met wyrmgear. [17:35:28] Actually, you're right. A personal appearance should probably happen during actual gameplay. [17:35:40] Yeah [17:35:44] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [17:36:00] I was still kinda wondering if "Wyrmgear" was a huge threat like a clockwork modragon. [17:36:14] yeah, thatd be cool [17:36:24] Modragon? [17:36:26] Just the bear, then, with a threatening note inside the mechanical apparatus, with repeated mentions of the Invocation of Primus, and how you're interrupting the great work of the clockwork nirvana [17:36:31] Modron dragon [17:36:37] Aaah [17:36:59] Invocation of Primus. Hooboy that can't be good. [17:37:14] How bout some culstists looking for the Eye? :V [17:38:57] Oh, absolutely [17:39:47] Yay! Choice justified! [17:39:59] Dammit [17:40:00] Nothing too impressive, just a few wormy, half-starved Vecnites who found your camp one night and tried to take it from you, waking you in the process [17:40:17] * Eilenia is now known as Demotafk [17:40:19] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [17:40:32] * Demota is now known as Eilenia [17:40:38] Eve was already sleeping lightly, keeping a paranoid eye on Xan. [17:44:10] I should have taken that feat that gives me bonuses to keeping watch [17:45:11] Xan mostly sits awake, and silently sleeps, as he always has. [17:51:12] Hahahah, one of the guys on the podcast is talking about hiking in Bolivia and how the terrain kept drastically changing, and he said it was the closest thing he's ever seen to being in WoW. And the other guy's response was "And the sky just suddenly changes color?" "Yeah." "And then some guy who weighs two hundred more pounds than you walks up and kills you with one stroke of his axe?" [17:51:27] hahaha [17:53:13] Hhahahaha [17:53:17] Holy shit Mr. Sandman is fucking terrifying. [17:53:25] Yeah. D: [17:53:28] STAND STILL. [17:53:30] BOO. [17:53:37] The gate, for what it's worth, is climbable, either to remove the bar or just get over the wall entirely [17:53:47] AFRAID? [17:53:54] NIGHT-NIGHT. [17:54:03] (This is usually followed by a firm WHAK.) [17:54:11] * Eilenia cries [17:54:23] Yeah, it's funny. [17:54:29] He's so BIG. :gonk: [17:54:29] The Dreamland Express is easy to dodge. [17:54:34] His other punches... aren't. [17:54:53] Scary black men are alwyas big. [17:54:55] Mr. Sandman? [17:54:59] See, I have this theory. [17:55:04] Sandman is Doc's id. [17:55:06] Final boss of Punch-Out!!. [17:55:15] Ah [17:55:32] Yeah. He was the ORIGINAL boss in the arcade version. [17:55:39] Oh was he? [17:55:43] Which makes him being the final one in the Wii one kind of amusing. [17:55:45] Yeah. [17:55:50] Then they put in Tyson? [17:55:56] Yeah. [17:55:57] THen, yep. Tyson. [17:56:04] And a lot others. [17:56:05] Well, the way I heard it was: [17:56:11] I think the only ones in the arcade game were... [17:56:12] And then Tyson raped and beat his girlfriend and got a tribal tattoo on his face. [17:56:25] The original final boss in the NES game was the one Tyson was eventually replaced with [17:56:28] Joe, Piston Hurricane, Kid Quick, Pizza Pasta, Sandman... who else... [17:56:35] Then before the American release, they liscened his likeness [17:56:40] Super Matzoh Man? [17:56:50] Then after he lost the heavyweight title, the liscence expired and Nintendo didn't renew [17:56:54] Mr. Release the Bogus. :D [17:56:55] Then he went FUCKIN' CRAZY [17:56:58] Coincidence? [17:57:01] D: [17:57:14] Yeah. [17:57:15] So, what you're saying, is... [17:57:17] I'm still TDing. [17:57:21] And Soda is eating me alivew. [17:57:29] Bob is the spiritual successor to Mike Tyson. [17:57:35] Yeah. Nintendo is responsible for the rape of Robin Gibbons [17:57:38] Oh, that too, maybe [17:57:47] D: [17:57:47] I just have to figure out how to keep dodging long enough to exploit his weakness. [17:58:13] He's so much easier in contender. [17:58:25] And knocking the soda away/knocking him down doesn't make him angrier and faster. [17:58:56] Anyway, you'll get Sandman eventually. [17:59:03] And then TD Joe will humiliate you. [17:59:06] It always happens. [17:59:37] I keep reading it as Tower Defense Joe [17:59:47] I'd like to see a Punch-Out!! tower defense game. [17:59:54] Hehheh. [17:59:56] Plants vs Boxers [17:59:59] Well, PO *is* a puzzle game. [18:00:01] At its core. [18:00:06] Yeah [18:00:47] "VENGA VENGA" *peashooter* [18:00:51] I'm just annoyed you can't properly rematch fighters at any time. MY WIN LOSS RECORD [18:01:02] The best you can do it lose. [18:01:03] VAMOS [18:01:11] Yon: You can at the... something [18:01:12] And fight in practice mode. [18:01:18] The... other mode [18:01:19] Holo-boxer! [18:01:27] Exhibition. :V [18:01:49] I remember one arcade version of Punch Out with Lil Mac being a wireframe [18:02:00] That was the original [18:02:04] Yeah but that doesn't give me more wins. :( [18:02:13] My favorite fight, though? [18:02:15] They made him, well, little because the NES hardware couldn't handle that [18:02:17] Really? It looked like super-nintendo graphics [18:02:21] Title Defense Don Flamenco. [18:02:30] So he needed to be tiny to let you see the boxers [18:02:40] My record is gonna look like Glass Joe's before I'm done. :( [18:02:40] It might have been Super Punch-Out!! in the arcades [18:02:42] They can cheat in the Wii game. [18:02:50] Since the models can be warped easily. [18:02:51] ah [18:03:08] (It's most obvious with, say, Sandman.) [18:03:24] Oh, I almost forgot. [18:03:26] I wonder if eve's going to be unfomfortable with xan behind her all the time. [18:03:28] YOU WANT S'MO? [18:06:13] Now's the time to see if Xan cross-classed into Bluff when he respecced. :| [18:06:35] He never lies. [18:09:16] heh [18:09:26] "I prefer to see a trap coming, thanking you very much." is pretty good coming from someone who fell into two holes she knew were there on the way here. :V [18:09:41] haha [18:09:49] haha [18:10:26] He doesn't lie. [18:10:29] hahahaha [18:10:37] Wait, I said that [18:10:44] How do we know YOU'RE not lying? [18:10:53] I'm not. [18:11:02] I've been known to lie OOC to keep an IC secret. [18:11:09] "What class are you playing." "...Fighter." [18:11:10] I haven't. [18:11:24] Maybe its YOU we shouldn't be trusting. [18:11:41] You could be lying now. :| [18:11:42] Maybe YOU'RE just a figment of my imagination! [18:11:57] In which case I could be lying to myself this very second! [18:11:59] Nova: Come on, they'd have known it was paladin anyways. :| [18:12:03] Your fickle planescape arguments will not work on me. [18:12:07] Cha: Ahahahaha [18:12:22] Or WILL THEY? [18:12:25] MORE LIES! [18:13:07] Cha: Oh yeah, was Eve's hut more or less intact? [18:13:22] Yeah, pretty much [18:13:24] OR WAS IT [18:13:28] (Yeah it was) [18:13:30] HAHAHAHAH [18:13:38] hehe [18:17:10] Does the architecture or layount look familiar to me at all? [18:17:19] Like, could I figure out where the front of the city was? [18:17:28] The city gate was to the west [18:17:47] Like, in the initial description [18:18:00] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [18:18:11] I'm just waiting for Cha to say we pop out of a manhole. [18:18:19] Same. [18:18:24] haha [18:18:25] Or duck out of an alley. [18:19:37] There you go, two emergences from a sewer drain in as many sessions. :| [18:20:08] I'm a ninja turtle [18:20:19] haha [18:21:40] What sewer did we emerge from before? [18:21:46] Oh, Xan did [18:21:48] Heh [18:24:54] ...Damnit, I can't find my copy of the first Monster Manual [18:25:06] :/ [18:25:18] Compendium possibly help any? [18:27:16] In the Grimdark present of Fallen Nerath, there is only GNOLLS [18:27:25] Haahahhahaha [18:29:36] Hhahahahah, the latest chapter of Toriko says that there won't be any next week because the author will be 'collecting data'. What kid of 'data' is he gonna be collecting anyway? Is he planning to eat out every meal this week? [18:30:05] hahahha [18:30:06] Can I make a stealth check to approach unseen? [18:30:33] Sure [18:31:07] 1d20+11 [18:31:08] Xan rolls 1D20+11: 2 +11 = 13 [18:31:15] aw damn [18:31:22] ...Man, this month's upcoming calendar for Dragon makes me feel good about spending money on renewing my subscription :| [18:31:40] I just bought a year. [18:32:00] Same here, but this month looks *shitty* [18:32:07] Wasn't the Assassin scheduled for this month? [18:32:15] Oh, and that's actually a good enough roll [18:32:46] Oh, sweet [18:32:55] They're releasing the Psion on Tuesday [18:32:58] No I thought the Assassin was in September [18:33:00] I guess that counts for a lot [18:33:08] Next tuesday [18:33:39] "BE GIVING ME YOUR EYES!" [18:33:44] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [18:33:46] Hehehe [18:34:13] "I AM HUNGERING FOR YOUR OPTIC JUICES!" [18:37:02] Can anyone do me a favor and drag the pc_eilenia pog onto gametable? [18:38:01] 1d20 [18:38:03] Charles rolls 1D20: 6 [18:38:11] Thanks a bunch [18:38:44] Someone throw up xan too [18:39:34] That'll be an athletics check [18:39:58] 1d20+9 Which I have now! [18:39:58] Xan rolls 1D20+9: 11 +9 = 20 [18:40:31] That's good enough [18:40:35] Oh holy shit, the next Kamen Rider series is bringing the scarves back? :dance: [18:41:08] Hiding [18:41:17] 1d20+11 [18:41:17] Xan rolls 1D20+11: 6 +11 = 17 [18:41:27] And Twin Strike [18:41:48] 1d20+11 [18:41:48] Xan rolls 1D20+11: 12 +11 = 23 [18:41:53] 1d20+11 [18:41:53] Xan rolls 1D20+11: 20 +11 = 31 [18:42:05] Quarrying that target. [18:42:15] Add 1 for prime shot, since I'm closest [18:43:00] With me so far? [18:43:09] Yep [18:43:13] Hits? [18:43:18] Yeah [18:43:40] 1d10+22 [18:43:40] Xan rolls 1D10+22: 1 +22 = 23 [18:43:44] :/ [18:43:54] That was everything combined. [18:43:57] Wow. FOund a bug with the character builder. My cloak's defense bonuses don't count [18:44:00] Rusty, what was it you called me? [18:44:02] Mind you, I do this from as far back as possible. [18:44:02] Damn [18:44:08] About making maps on gametable? [18:44:21] Really good? [18:44:50] Haha, no you said it was like, someone from the 18th century or something [18:45:04] Von Mapenstine? [18:46:00] Alright, I'm just kinda sketching out the square [18:46:05] I don't remember. [18:46:34] But that was enough to pulp the dog [18:46:37] Emote it [18:46:52] heh [18:47:25] Hooray, Elena's well-protected in the center! [18:48:06] I'm actually on a nearby roof. [18:48:11] Up to cha which roof. [18:49:01] I figured you were a ways away from the square [18:49:07] I apologize for my writing my defenses not being up to your standards. [18:49:24] No problem. [18:49:41] (Just trying to help :() [18:49:56] (I was actually just about to change them myself :V ) [18:50:18] LIES [18:51:10] Man, I really wish Plow was here now that Artificers are fucking AWESOME at healing. [18:51:15] Yeah [18:51:26] I have my eye on Elena's fresh, never-used healing surges. [18:52:24] 1d20+11 [18:52:24] Xan rolls 1D20+11: 16 +11 = 27 [18:52:31] Attacks: [18:52:35] 1d20+12 [18:52:36] Xan rolls 1D20+12: 20 +12 = 32 [18:52:36] 1d20+12 [18:52:36] Xan rolls 1D20+12: 13 +12 = 25 [18:52:42] heh. [18:52:48] 1d10+22 [18:52:48] Xan rolls 1D10+22: 5 +22 = 27 [18:54:28] Well, out of sight. But 'out of site' might be just as appropriate [18:56:14] They just ran right past us? [18:56:40] That's right. I'm so badass that I scare undead. [18:56:42] Yeah [18:56:54] * Xan ^5's Cha. [18:57:09] hahaha [18:57:13] hahaah [18:57:17] If you want to make OAs as they go by, you can go for it, but short of your fighter 'fuck you, I stop your movement' power, they're not stopping [18:57:20] Like, we were right in the middle of the pack? [18:57:39] Huh [18:57:44] Yeah sure, I'll hit em [18:58:11] 1d20+12 [18:58:12] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+12: 4 +12 = 16 [18:58:23] 1d10+7 [18:58:23] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D10+7: 7 +7 = 14 [18:58:31] If it hits, I stop its movement [18:58:39] Another kill [18:58:47] Wow [19:08:19] Phanos is in town. [19:08:29] hahahha [19:08:32] Well, you'd have to mix the two. [19:09:41] heh [19:10:02] No, if Phanos was in town we'd be able to smell pot, too. :V [19:11:35] hahahaha [19:11:42] Indeed. [19:11:53] He's still going to smoke the reefer. [19:12:16] He's going to smoke it like a cigarette [19:14:40] That's what he basically does already. [19:19:20] Can I make any sort of perception check to make sure I'm not? [19:19:24] Fae like to watch. :| [19:19:31] Creatures? Or plants? [19:19:33] Fey *creatures*? [19:21:41] Creepers, rather [19:21:52] Sorry, I'm getting tired and a little sloppy. [19:21:53] Aah [19:21:56] Damn. :/ [19:22:06] And sure, make a Perception check to try and spot whatever is or isn't watching you [19:22:22] 1d20+5 [19:22:22] Eilenia rolls 1D20+5: 7 +5 = 12 [19:22:31] 1d20+10 [19:22:32] Xan rolls 1D20+10: 10 +10 = 20 [19:22:41] hey, so thats my passive too:) [19:23:09] 1d20+5 [19:23:09] Charles rolls 1D20+5: 16 +5 = 21 [19:23:54] You don't notice anything for sure. [19:24:00] 1d20+6 [19:24:01] Paera rolls 1D20+6: 13 +6 = 19 [19:28:25] Oh dear [19:31:47] Does Elena know how fast those vines grow/ [19:32:22] Probably over the course of several years, usually. [19:34:17] Oh, hello I15. [19:34:26] :O [19:34:28] Column time? [19:39:01] 1d20+13 [19:39:02] Eilenia rolls 1D20+13: 1 +13 = 14 [19:39:06] :argh: [19:41:25] Athletics check, Xan [19:43:19] 1d20+9 [19:43:20] Xan rolls 1D20+9: 13 +9 = 22 [19:45:43] ...It sounds like something just attacked a weasel outside my window [19:46:02] Odd [19:46:16] Or maybe a cat. Something that squeals and hisses [19:46:27] That was me! Xan lurks in the night! [19:49:50] "Ah-ha! That accent is Tsavarogorovian! You lied to us!" [19:51:43] lol [19:55:26] S'it just me, or are we CONSTANTLY finding survivors of destroyed civilizations? [19:55:54] Well, you're finding survivors of *a* destroyed civilization [19:55:54] It's kinda hard not to. I mean, Odal's Fen is a survivor of a destroyed civilization [19:56:17] Though I guess there was Harborhead. Then Freeport. And then Horbek's Glory [19:56:50] Harborhead was doing pretty okay, except for the abberant infestation [19:57:10] Yeah [19:57:34] I guess Refugee Float was more or less intact too [19:57:47] So really it was just Horbek's Glory [19:58:19] There was Glenwell, with the Drow. [19:58:22] But that's a differnet game. [19:58:28] It might have contributed to that feeling, though [19:59:38] Ah, yeah, probably [20:00:07] That and the fact that I've had two broken-down shitholes in a row. [20:00:40] Man, I'm just imagining Eve casually kicking over stacks of books into scribes sitting on the floor, trying to find How To Destroy The Eye of Vecna for Dummies [20:00:48] Dude you just said his name three times [20:00:54] "It's okay, I'm better at finding shit in your library than you." [20:01:14] hahaha [20:01:29] Eve is not thinking very clearly. [20:01:37] She is tired and fustrated. [20:05:12] Arcane Reagents weren't good enough for these guys? [20:05:43] Why does everyone insist on destroying mass quantities of magic items to perform their rituals? @_@ [20:06:15] It's really hard to remember the names of three different ritual ingredients [20:06:50] Honestly, I figure that 'residuum' is probably vernacular for 'magic shit' [20:06:55] Heh [20:06:59] On the other hand, they might have used reagents at first [20:07:18] And then once they ran out, started smashing magical jewelry and conveniences because HOLY SHIT OUR TOWN IS FULL OF ZOMBIES [20:07:56] heh, true [20:08:18] Except for all the magic Tome implements, because, you know, Ioun. [20:08:27] BURNING BOOKS IS TERRIBLE [20:10:18] Oh god. [20:10:27] Don't get me started on burning books. [20:10:34] Why? [20:10:37] Ninjadebugger [20:10:39] Is it not terrible? [20:11:24] Yeah. [20:11:38] We got into mortal combat over burning books [20:12:40] He burns books? [20:12:53] It was a dumb situation all around [20:13:16] What? [20:13:49] It's a very vrey long story about a game that me, Rusty, and ND were in [20:14:03] heh [20:15:38] Well now I'm curious. [20:16:28] ND's character likes books. Worships Boccob. Rust'ys character doesn't care. Rusty's character provokes ND's character by burning some valuable books. ND's character tries to murder Rusty's character. Rusty's character runs away and has to get a new character. [20:16:38] This happened the very session Rusty's character was introduced [20:17:11] He didn't even intentionally burn the books to begin with. [20:17:17] It was just dm flavor text. [20:17:55] To be fair, you specifically cast a spell that creates a line of flame in the middle of a library. [20:18:31] * Xan whistles innocently at any allegations made toward him either ic or ooc at present [20:18:54] Seriously, I didnt send the line over any bookcases [20:19:20] hahaha [20:19:29] From the way your character was acting, I sure as hell thought it was intentional [20:19:41] No man. [20:19:47] heh [20:20:07] It's Jumanji! [20:21:11] Let it never be said that ND is scared to ruin a session or an entire game because "It's what my character would do!" [20:21:18] yeah [20:21:29] heh [20:29:56] Can I make a heal check to better assess Eve's condition so that Paera's argument has a bit more weight? :V [20:30:13] heh, sure [20:30:17] Well, she probably has no actual negatives so she's probably okay. :| [20:30:29] She's just suffering from extreme sleep deprivation and is a bit loopy and irrational right now [20:31:58] 1d20+11 [20:31:59] Paera rolls 1D20+11: 13 +11 = 24 [20:32:22] She's really f'n tired. [20:32:59] I think you're the same as legally drunk after 24 hours of being awake. [20:33:04] She's in Fight Club territory. [20:33:14] Hasn't started hallucinating yet though. [20:33:24] Just needs a good sleep. [20:39:15] http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/92760-China-Bans-Gold-Farming gaaasp [20:40:36] You want me to roll for it, or can we just say she goes to sleep for 8 hours? :| [20:41:01] You can just do it, yeah [20:41:16] Go ahead and have Eve react however. I'm assuming her back is turned. [20:42:16] So, um, what's going on? anything else happening? [20:42:36] Not really. Xan went into the building, didn't he? [20:43:14] Yes. [20:43:25] * Eilenia nods [20:44:49] I'm gonna call it here [20:45:02] And I thought Xan was just clinging to the outside. Whoops. :/ [20:45:13] He went into a window. :/ [20:45:18] I'm not within your immediate company. I snuck in. [20:45:41] He tried to call Eve over, but she was too ingrossed searching for stuff [20:45:44] If not, we can play out that scene later. [20:46:21] Oh. Uh, the windows are all boarded up. So he'd have to, like, kick in a window for that to work. [20:46:22] * Xan is now known as Mechazawa [20:46:41] Oh. :( [20:46:53] I'd look for an alternate way in past my presence being known and not just being one of the rabble. [20:47:00] * Paera is now known as Yon [20:47:10] * Charles nods [20:47:10] Believe me, at this point, I need to sneak. [20:47:26] I don't even care if I'm getting xp for the checks [20:47:40] Need to sneak? [20:47:43] I think part of the problem is that after three years of being holed up in a library, these dudes definitely know each other [20:47:58] And they could know me. [20:48:01] So some guy just showing up and trying to act inconspicuous is conspicuous as fuck [20:48:31] The only way to sneak in is to not be seen at all, I figure [20:48:56] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [20:49:13] So thats what he'll do [20:49:15] I hope no one was too annoyed at Eve [20:49:18] * Eve_Kasnora is now known as NovaSeaker [20:49:19] * ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaSeaker [20:49:25] Nah. [20:49:27] It was funny. [20:49:31] I sorta liked Paera being worried about her and taking charge [20:49:36] Yeah [20:49:39] Paepae <3 [20:49:42] Its silly for her to mistrust someone who saved her life. [20:49:51] PaePae is being so thoughtful! <3 [20:50:21] You said to keep the eye away from her in character. [20:50:24] from him [20:50:51] And he also informed you today that the Krynn don't like it. [20:51:01] Going back and sayign "well, you know, I don't really want it" [20:51:06] Krynn? [20:51:10] No, that's not HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS [20:51:14] Nobody asked. [20:51:24] Asked what? [20:51:30] And as far as you can tell, he's never lied. [20:51:40] Never asked him IC what the Krynn are. [20:51:46] That was great fun. [20:52:00] As far as Eve can tell, he implied that he was tempted to take the Eye, and then said he wasn't, so he lied at least once. [20:52:15] He said he no longer was. [20:52:19] IC Eve just assumes it's his weird gith-weapon things. [20:52:21] Right [20:52:45] Saying "Keep the Eye away from me. Oh, nevermind, I'm no longer tempted." Not suspicious AT ALL [20:53:05] And he lived a lie of omission. [20:53:19] Nobody ever asked. [20:53:20] Eve doesn't think he's all that trustworthy anymore. [20:53:30] I never asked Paera if she was an axe murderer either. [20:53:31] And he told the truth without being asked. [20:53:37] But she knows I don't think she is. [20:53:43] Man, that 'Krynn' thing confused the hell out of me, since I basically know it entirely from Galactic Civilization [20:53:54] I know it as the world of Dragonlance. [20:53:55] I only know it as being a Dragonlance thing [20:54:00] then I'll have to come up with a better name. [20:54:21] In Galactic Civilization, the Krynn are this connection of races who've united under one transcendant missionary faith [20:54:48] They see their society as objectively better than other societies because every other sentient race has attempted genocide at at least one point during their history [20:55:03] Eve feels like Xan intentionaly engenered a false identity, or at least was aware of the misconceptions Eve had, and made no attempt to be honest about them. [20:55:14] Like, even the humans, who're the diplomats and peacemakers of the Galactic Civilizations world, wiped out the Neanderthals [20:55:39] engendered* [20:56:17] She asked Xan all about his confession, and he answered that everything was a matter of convenience or tactics. [20:56:35] And later on, that an artifact of evil was tempting him. [20:56:46] One assurance that he no longer is tempted means jack shit to her. [20:56:47] It doesn't matter. [20:57:34] Oh it does matter. Eve has every right to be suspicious of a hired killer only hanging around because of convenience and tactics. [20:58:12] It's going to take a lot more to proove Xan's anything more to her. She's really hoping he is. [20:58:19] Nah, it doesn't matter anymore because I get eve's mindset. [20:58:25] What's her mindset? [20:58:29] Paranoid? [20:58:43] She doesn't trust Xan, whose never done her any personal wrong. [20:59:15] He's implied that he would do so, if it were convenient or tactical. [20:59:19] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordlandia Man, this seems like the *perfect* thing to adapt to Torn [21:00:01] I'm gonna jet. later all [21:00:05] had fun cha [21:00:05] Night [21:00:08] * Mechazawa (rustangel@ip-117-113.atvci.net) Quit (Quit: I am not ignorant, I am intelligent. I'm not an ape, I am the way, I am the truth. I am religion, I am politics, I am a psychoanalyst, I'm an inkblot shaped like Zeus) [21:00:14] To be fair, she's got good reason to. [21:00:18] Yep. [21:00:26] I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer never did me any personal wrong [21:00:32] Haha, yeah. [21:00:44] Hahaha [21:01:08] And there's also the, you know, fucking CREEPY voices I here every time I touch him. [21:01:14] hear [21:01:16] Man, this is exciting. If I can work this place out and get a good idea what's going on, this could be our first superadventure [21:01:25] Oh yeah? [21:01:27] * Eilenia nods [21:01:28] How many times have you touched him over the last month? D: [21:01:33] I dunno if I want a Superadventure just yet [21:01:35] * Eilenia is now known as Demota [21:01:51] Yeah, I have plans for Ivorgard to be more or less a fully-designed city with various factions and enemy groups [21:02:01] So... walking into the streets, putting on my Astral Voice, and shouting all of Eve's accomplishments wouldn't immediately make the Ghaele come out and hunt her? [21:02:02] It's a lot of investment, and Eve needs to lose her in-game virginity to Elena's teacher. >:( [21:02:12] Well, he's a fairy [21:02:24] At least enough stuff for one or two legit levels, if I don't get bored and end it soon. :| [21:02:35] Charles: There were a lot of hours where Eve wasn't sleeping and Xan was. She was lonely. ._. [21:02:38] Heh [21:03:12] heh [21:03:15] Well, you've set it up as a place that might be relevant to a fwe other places. [21:03:23] I like it. [21:03:23] True [21:03:25] It could be a place we repeatedly visit after we stabalize it. [21:03:30] Elena watches people sleep and Eve touches them. :V [21:03:49] I guess Paera sniffs them, Xan tastes them, and Plow listens to them? [21:03:49] Also, the whole "repair damage done during the war" made me think "We need to get the Nesonarn guys here." [21:04:17] heh [21:04:34] Do you guys remember when I was talking about how I wanted to do a dungeon that took place across the three worldly planes, and had puzzles that required stuff to be done in all three? [21:04:48] Yeah. [21:04:49] no, but it sounds cool! [21:04:56] I was so disappointed I couldn't fit it in season 1 that I turned that shit up to 11 for Ivorgard. :V [21:05:05] Like a really fucking annoying Zelda dungeon. [21:05:24] But with a dungeon master and actually being able to try everything [21:05:45] haha [21:05:48] And not "sorry, this perfectly acceptable answer to the puzzle doesn't work becuase those torches aren't removable from the ground" [21:05:51] I don't remember either but it sounds awesome. [21:05:58] wait [21:06:00] wait wait wait [21:06:09] DEMOTA is the one that remembered something? [21:06:15] :O [21:06:44] I HANG ONTO CHARLES' EVERY WORD [21:06:45] (though I'm not very good at puzzles) [21:07:10] I'm not great either. :{ [21:07:24] I assume Charles'll let us sub Intelligence or whatever checks if we get really stuck [21:07:32] I'm not very good at designing puzzles, so hopefully your shitty puzzle-solving skills will be balanced by my shitty puzzle design skills. :V [21:07:55] Well, as long as you don't plop us in a graveyard with a poem about prime numbers [21:08:16] Hahah [21:08:26] Hahahahah what? [21:09:07] Also, I'm really proud of my magibabble explanation for what happened here. [21:09:08] lemme see if I can find it [21:09:38] I actually up until that very moment hadn't thought of what might have happened to make this happen, but damned if it doesn't make sense to me [21:10:09] You pulled that up on the spot? :aaaaa: [21:10:12] Okay, lemme see. [21:10:13] I really liked it [21:10:23] Well, it's certainly better tan "Red matter did it" [21:10:28] Good job of flying by the seat of your pants to make something logical and cool. [21:10:31] Sign of a true DM. [21:10:56] I think some of my best game-running is on the fly [21:11:29] I think my favorite is probably youkai. :| [21:11:36] ... where was I. [21:11:39] Even when you gave us the Eye of Vecna? :V [21:11:56] Hey, because of that fuckup, I now have a *really cool* plan for the next fifteen levels or so [21:12:01] haha [21:12:04] Dem: Graveyard with prime numbers [21:12:11] Oh. Right. Ugh. [21:12:20] Okay, in Grognards.txt or the worst... actally, lemme check [21:12:39] Damn. Wasn't there. [21:12:46] Okay, there was this poem, like, over 20 lines long. [21:13:00] The PCs were in a place where there was just a bunch of graves. [21:13:14] The poem was just really long and roundabout. [21:13:30] I think my biggest problem with running D&D is that I'm not very good at prep. Like, I can build settings, but 99% of the dungeons and monsters I custom make are on the fly [21:13:36] The graves also had numbers on them written in an ancient language and they may or may not have been able to understand that. [21:13:42] Charles: I think you could run a good Maid game. [21:13:50] Though I think for Ivorgard to work, I should probably bash that stuff out ahead of time [21:14:05] What the poem meant was, you had to find the second prime number, the something elseth prime number, and some other prime number, and dig those graves up. [21:14:12] Dem: You might think so, but Maid is kind of a long form game of Master/Servant with the creepiness cranked up [21:14:17] But if you dug up an even number, YOU DIED. INSTANTLY. [21:14:21] And I've never been good at playing master [21:14:48] It doesn't have to be that creepy, but I might be jaded about "Hey, anime maid". [21:16:26] I guess if seduction, costume changes, and stuff like the maid power that undresses another maid were barred from the game, it'd be more silly and less uncomfortable. [21:16:41] * Demota nods. [21:16:57] Seductions' an optional rule anyway. So are costume changes. [21:17:08] That Maid POwer could juts get rerolled. [21:17:12] True [21:17:24] Man, you know what I wish I had? Virtual dungeon tiles [21:18:09] Yeah. [21:18:09] Because, like, those are rooms which are guarenteed by WotC to be worth having in a dungeon, and if I could just slap a bunch of those and the add-on tiles together, I could feel a lot better about designing these dungeons [21:18:17] * Demota nods. [21:18:30] I wonder if Dungeon Delve'll let you chop up tiles like that [21:18:54] Also, I thought it was kinda funny that Eve said she didn't care of the Ghaele is nobility or wahtever [21:19:34] Yeah. Since fey nobles are, like, objectively *better* than normal fey [21:20:14] Yeah. It's a meritocracy, kinda. [21:20:26] If Elena becomes powerful enough, she'll gain a title of nobility, like Ghaele or bralani [21:20:42] I wonder how much of that is cause and how much is effect [21:21:09] Like, do powerful fey get noble titles, or do the noble titles bestow their power on the fey? [21:21:28] Wow, virtual dungeon titles would be fantastic. [21:21:40] Yeah. I've been curious about that. [21:21:47] I ... have a sort of virtual dungeon tile. That treasure tile in Keep on the Shadowfell. [21:21:53] I remember Nova was impressed with it? [21:21:56] That sounds like the plot of Disgae 3. :V [21:22:15] Hm. [21:22:32] If I have the time, I can try to scan the dungeon tiles I own, though I still need more [21:22:34] gotta go ta sleep [21:22:36] night guys [21:22:42] Night [21:22:44] I should really do that. [21:22:50] Since I have them all, twice over. [21:23:04] Anyways, night [21:23:14] If you scan them in and make them underlays in Gametable I will gay marry you [21:23:45] You don't have a scanner, though [21:23:46] Night Nova [21:24:49] Night, Nova. [21:26:04] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-24-129-25-205.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [21:29:24] I wanna play in another game. [21:31:22] Also, waaaay back in the day, in Empire of the Petal Throne, there was the daddy of all dimensional cubbies. I think it was called the Chest of the Four Gods, or something like that. It was a small golden chest, and it would hold anything as long as you could fit a corner of it in the chest. Anything. [21:31:22] Bookcase? Check. Ballista? There is a corner there somewhere. A castle? We can dig to a lower corner or fly to an upper. Thousands of each of these things at the same time? Yes, as it turns out. [21:31:22] All of it sucked away to the void, easily retrievable with a mental command. However, since you had to know something was in there to pull it out, and just dumping it all out was unsafe at best, many discussions were had about what ancient secrets might be hidden. [21:31:22] It was the first magic item I saw get banned from a game world, after an hour-long argument on whether continents could be said to have corners. [21:31:22] Empire of the Petal Throne was a bad game. [21:33:00] Hhahahahahahaa [21:33:16] What the hell is Empire of the Petal Throne? End of #Exalted buffer Mon Jun 29 21:33:55 2009