Start of #Exalted buffer: Tue Aug 11 06:29:41 2009 [16:39:15] Game on today? [16:39:54] It kind of depends on wether someone else shows up. I'm hesitant to run a major encounter with 3/5 of the people here [16:40:32] Dude, I'd play [16:40:43] We know [16:40:52] Scale down the encounter a little, but I hope for some combat [16:41:03] Well, it's a major encounter. Like, a story deal. I think [16:41:12] And we saw what happened the last time people got left out [16:41:20] What happened? [16:41:38] Important information got forgotten because the player wasn't present [16:42:16] Was that mee? [16:42:18] Like, Nova managed to skip every single session about how non-humanoids aren't all skullfuckingly evil, which made Eve more knee-jerk reactionist, for one [16:44:10] Hmm [16:44:48] Well, I need to resend you my sheet since I updated it. [16:45:27] I actually built him fully to 30 and just deleveled him. [16:45:38] I sort of like that about the builder. [16:47:09] Incidentally, I went with ruthless punisher/dark wanderer [16:47:16] Neither of which are necessarily evil:P [16:47:33] Hahah [16:48:21] well, I sent Nova a couple text messages. [16:48:31] I hope he isn't hurt [16:48:34] What books are those in? I'm curious about what their mechanics are [16:49:14] He's probably fine. [16:49:16] Let me check cha [16:49:31] Both in Martial Power [16:49:45] I really like the gith feat tree [16:53:07] Yeah [16:53:14] What's Xan's wis mod? [16:53:15] http://lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=13 OUR FAMILY TRIP [16:54:43] Man, Dark Road is a *really* cool ED power [16:55:04] Yeah [16:55:16] http://lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=17 Oh man, I LOVE the expression on Hank Hill's face [16:55:43] yeah [16:55:48] anywhere in a day [16:55:56] I think i know how to imrpove that comic [16:56:24] It's +6 [16:57:04] Oh, cool [16:57:10] Currently, or by 30? [16:58:15] Dem: I literally cannot imagine anything happening between panels 4 and 5 other than one kid transmogrifying into the other [16:58:33] http://demota.sandwich.net/expel.jpg [16:58:46] Hahahaha [16:59:56] Currently [17:00:09] Well, it's a +4 base mod. [17:00:11] Nov asays "hey abe right there, installing mirc" [17:00:15] +6 is mod + 1/2 level [17:00:20] I'm thinking about texting him back asking why his capitalization sucks [17:00:49] Ask him who Abe is [17:01:03] Now hosting Gametable [17:01:14] That was my own error. :( [17:01:22] Aw. :( [17:02:04] Hahahahahhha, looking at that comic again I really like how panel two just has the kid thinking a HUGE question mark [17:02:26] hahaha [17:02:29] I like the comments too [17:02:37] This is the onyl place on the internet where the comments are intelligent [17:02:59] http://lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=20 oh god the first panel [17:03:11] going off mIRC. message me if anything interesting happens Dem! :D [17:03:20] Alright [17:03:25] You could watch our game [17:03:26] Our D&D game [17:03:43] I could, but then I'd be tempted to comment or want to play. >o> [17:04:07] You can comment in the OOC. [17:04:08] :D [17:04:21] Dem: That guy looks TERRIFIED that five years later, not smoking pot made him a businessman [17:04:27] So I'll stick my head into EU3 and spend another 40 years or so learning 1 tech and dealing with my 50~ inflation. [17:04:39] Daaaaaamn, Gina [17:04:49] How'd your inflation even get that bad? [17:05:23] Waaait, I just reailzed [17:05:36] Playing Ming. Even starting with an advisor that lowers inflation, it sucks. [17:05:43] A lot. [17:05:50] Is the kid who goes to jail in that comic the same kid who turned his friend in in the other one? [17:05:53] Aaah, yeah [17:06:25] On the other hand, I still earn a shit ton cause I own a stupidly high pop. [17:06:26] Apparently the moral arc in the Law For Kids universe is of an incomprehensible non-euclidean length and arcs towards everyone going to jail [17:07:31] * Adyen is now known as Adyen_AFK [17:08:40] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@cpe-24-168-45-216.si.res.rr.com) has joined #Exalted [17:08:54] Oi Nova [17:08:58] Heyo [17:09:03] So... bad news [17:09:10] I don't have Eve's stats [17:09:37] I've been using the CB to track her statistics for a while, so her googledoc sheet is level 3 [17:10:00] Waagh, that's why you send him cb sheet updates like I do. [17:10:00] Dang. Did you computer explode? [17:10:07] Damn. :/ [17:10:14] No, I'm in NY [17:10:17] I think this is why we should use iplay4e [17:10:18] Just download the builder and throw her back together [17:10:19] Aaah [17:10:20] you get 5. [17:10:29] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Demota [17:10:29] Downloads, that is [17:10:38] * Demota is now known as Eilenia [17:10:43] I could try that yeah [17:10:52] How hard would it be get to get Even back up? [17:10:59] Also, ... um, soemthing about Dragon magazine? [17:11:01] Fighter something [17:11:13] Saw that stuff [17:11:17] s'okay [17:11:25] nothing groundbreaking like Divine Sanction [17:11:37] This'll give me a good opportunity to rebuild her with DP stuff [17:12:17] * Eilenia nods [17:12:33] Oh, the Spycraft people released Fantasy Craft [17:12:37] It's supposed to be good [17:12:59] 1d20 [17:13:00] Eilenia rolls 1D20: 9 [17:13:12] Anyone know how to get rid of the treebar in new mIRC? [17:13:23] nevermind, got it [17:13:54] I kinda like the treebar, but mostly because I have a ton of windows and tabs. [17:14:01] And the red stands out stronger against white than against grey [17:14:11] takes up too much space for me [17:14:18] * Eilenia nods [17:14:50] Oh, Dem, did you ever try to find a Fantasycraft PDF? I'm really curious to see how well it fixes the stuff I dislike about 3.5 [17:15:02] Back [17:15:04] nope. I've been working on my paper [17:15:25] gah this desk is uncomfortable. [17:15:34] NOVA [17:15:35] http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/bafflingcomic/boston2.jpg [17:15:42] My mom is using this like, near-antique writing desk [17:15:48] oh dear [17:16:09] hahahaha, I saw that article earlier [17:16:39] haha [17:16:50] How's the newphew, by the way? [17:16:55] That was a typo, but it's appropriate. [17:16:59] CUTE AS A BUTTON [17:17:04] haha [17:17:20] They're saying he looks like me, but I think they're just being nice [17:17:45] I think saying you look like a baby is kind of insulting, regardless of how cute the baby is. :| [17:18:10] No, I've seen you in that webcam test, and based on my knowledge of newborn babies, I think it's safe to say that the baby probably has an indistinct shape and is very purple [17:18:36] http://files.coloribus.com/files/paedia/print/part_19/194978/preview_600_848.jpg [17:18:41] He's actually really fucking cute for a baby [17:18:59] D: [17:19:03] haha [17:19:06] Like, I know everyone says their baby is cute, and most look like little raisin people, but he's adorable. [17:19:15] Got pics? :D [17:19:23] Alright, I'm in channel [17:19:26] nope :/ [17:19:28] And Gametable should be ready [17:19:33] aw [17:19:35] I'm still downloadin CB [17:19:36] Do THEY have pics? [17:19:41] Are you not able to photograph the baby because... [17:19:44] THE BABY IS A VAMPIRE [17:19:48] :O [17:19:58] ....N.. no... [17:20:01] >_> [17:20:03] <_< [17:20:12] DON'T CALL THE VATICAN! [17:20:27] Hahahah [17:20:47] Man, a podcast I was listening to made a good, but horrifying point [17:20:54] Don't vampire babies age 5 times as fast and marry pedophile werewolves? :| [17:21:00] You can't see vampires in mirrors [17:21:01] hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha [17:21:03] Telescopes use mirrors [17:21:16] ... D: [17:21:21] What if there was a PLANET-SIZED VAMPIRE just slightly fartehr out than we could see? D: [17:21:30] hahahaha [17:21:36] I really want to see Atropus used in a game someday. [17:21:41] Then Reed Richards will stop him. [17:21:45] He's just too cool to not use [17:21:52] Atropus could be RIGHT ON TOP OF US! [17:21:57] Damn, ninjad by Dem. [17:23:26] I really am using Atropus in my RT game [17:23:27] Oh, also: [17:23:28] http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/bafflingcomic/boston2.jpg [17:23:54] <@Eilenia> http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/bafflingcomic/boston2.jpg [17:24:02] Aw. [17:24:17] That's what I get for splitting my attention [17:24:17] You were super-ninjad there. [17:24:50] I love how the guy read through the whole archive, and "suffice it to say" they never do go to Shamus's house. [17:25:19] Hahahah [17:25:25] hahahahah [17:25:37] http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/389.jpg Why is this on the second page of results for 'baby head adult body' D: [17:25:52] D: [17:26:09] Oh, nova, when do you get back to Florida? [17:27:20] http://lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=16 He seems to be suggesting that they'll get arrested if they walk home with them and it'll be AWESOME [17:27:29] Oh man, I really like how in Homestuck, Dave's brother is really clearly just *super* creepy and weird. [17:27:40] And Dave rationalizes it as having an incredible sense of irony [17:28:08] hahahahahahaha [17:28:23] I like how every single character his this far away gaze [17:28:31] Hahahahahah [17:28:59] Like, Dave's brother has a room full of naked puppets, and vaguely erotic Muppets pictures on the walls [17:29:06] Oh geez [17:29:29] And Dave kind of spools out this super-awkward paragraph about how normal people wouldn't appreciate it, but him and his bro have really highly-tuned senses of irony [17:29:33] Oh geez. This one has SIX FULL PANELS. http://lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=10 [17:30:47] Apparently getting to be a student driver is precisely as exciting as getting a real license. [17:31:11] Oh shiiiiit [17:31:21] I just opened up the only Gametable install I could find [17:31:35] And apparently I swapped this folder over from the session Loharath died in [17:33:12] :/ [17:33:23] I can load the last map that was out there, I guess... [17:33:40] I'm downloading Gametable so I don't have to get rid of this map [17:33:45] It's a pretty good memorial. :| [17:33:52] You can save the map [17:33:59] Actually, mail that map to me. I wanna keep it too [17:34:05] Yeah, but my experience in saving gametable maps is pretty bad [17:34:44] I've actually got that same map somewhere as well. [17:36:04] I think I have it somewhere, but I dont' remember where [17:36:14] Eve made [17:36:15] But sent it anyway. :| [17:36:20] Whoop [17:36:22] * NovaSeaker is now known as Eve_Kasnora [17:36:45] Oh, Nova [17:36:52] I'm going to have to fly blind as far as GT is concerned [17:36:55] Do you know if 3e ever listed troll deities [17:37:02] Hmmm [17:37:06] No router access? [17:37:07] I don't recall any. [17:37:23] Daaang [17:37:32] How will we know if TROLL GODS, BEST GODS? :( [17:37:35] Dem: Yeah, the network at home is still stupid [17:37:41] Heh [17:37:43] Trolls have no gods or kings [17:37:49] * Yon is now known as Paera [17:37:53] There might be an FR troll god [17:37:55] Who knows [17:38:06] I can't connect to your GT, Dem [17:38:06] Wait, sorry [17:38:15] There might have been an FR troll god [17:38:18] Found it. Man, why the fuck did I ever use that pog. [17:38:24] Who knows [17:38:40] One moment [17:38:47] What pog? [17:39:13] 71.202.41.240 port 6812 [17:39:16] (I totally should've used Karin from Shadow Hearts for Mari's pog, seriously) [17:39:19] Given how Loharath used Kamina, at this point I think it's only appropriate that Mari use Yoko. :V [17:39:24] haha [17:39:58] Mari isn't going to have the ponytail anymore (and I have a new pog for her anyway) [17:40:17] Alright, get IC everyone. I'm gonna get some water then start [17:40:34] * Mechazawa is now known as Xan [17:42:08] That reminds me, I need to find a pog for Johen [17:42:12] Yon: Actually I always though the illustration for the Wandering Swordmage was pretty awesome for a Kamina-ized Mari [17:42:17] :psyduck: I've just been offered a free copy of Champions Online. [17:42:32] Holy shit, why not? I'd play it for a month if I got it free [17:42:42] ... oh, wow. [17:42:44] (Hell, if you don't want it, accept it and give the serial to me :V) [17:42:48] The :psyduck: part is who's offering it to me. [17:42:49] What for? [17:43:08] It's the guy who's too busy being fat. :V [17:43:19] Hahahah [17:43:33] Maybe he preordered it, but lost his keyboard in his gut. :( [17:43:39] Wow [17:43:54] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC_zK16sosw&fmt=18 D: [17:43:54] Nah, he ordered two copies for some reason. [17:44:03] (possibly due to fat fingers :V ) [17:45:01] Hahaha [17:45:33] anyone remember if Eve had a neck-slot item? [17:45:33] I'm curious about how long it took him to gain 150 pounds from hanging out with you, because holy shit [17:45:39] I don't think so [17:45:50] Well, you bought three items, none of which were swords [17:45:55] Maybe you bought your coat as a neck item? [17:46:16] I think I got her "lining" as an amulet of protection, yeah [17:46:37] I used one of my level items for her vengful bastard sword [17:46:42] I asked another friend who's seen him more recently than me and says he's lying his ass off about the 150 pounds. He's fatter but if he's gained 150 pounds then he used to be a skeleton before he started hanging out with us. [17:46:49] haha [17:46:53] I know I bought her dwarven armor with cash [17:47:40] I totally did not do any research on Baba Yaga [17:47:48] :smith: [17:48:02] Someone drum up a few facts and things she's done [17:48:09] I'm working on the paper [17:48:38] Everything I know about Baba Yaga is from Quest for Glory. :( [17:48:51] I'm just gonna start making shit up [17:48:53] Wikipedia it. :( [17:49:14] I figure some sort of fucked up tooth fairy works for being goddamn creepy [17:49:17] Wait, di a session start tag drop? [17:49:17] haha [17:49:33] Forgot about the start tag [17:49:48] So did I. :| [17:49:53] ahahahaahh, YES, PLEASE CHANGE THE TORIKO THREAD TITLE TO "A manga about finding God (and eating him)" [17:49:58] hahaha [17:54:55] I still like the idea of WOrld Tales. [17:56:08] Actually I was thinking about that [17:56:15] I don't think Feywild tells World Tales. [17:56:21] I think they tell Shadow Tales [17:56:31] And then people in the Shadowfell tell World Tales. [17:56:36] haha [18:01:10] Ahahahahah this is HILARIOUS. KoF12 has english and Japanese audio tracks... [18:01:24] But I'm pretty sure that SNK Japan did both. [18:01:32] haha [18:01:32] Hahahah [18:02:10] There's NO way that these voices were done by native english speakers. [18:03:55] I'm tempted to juts have Elena say "Braaaaaaains?" but I don't think that connection exists in this setting [18:04:03] Because it's Mindflayers that eat brains, not zombies [18:04:24] Yeah. Zombies eat guts. :colbert: [18:04:26] heh [18:04:42] I can't seem to connect to gt [18:04:43] Plus, watch out for Eve in the feywild. [18:04:55] She might call you a cannibalistic monster and force you out of the party. [18:06:00] Odd [18:06:08] 1d20+10 Stealth [18:06:08] Xan rolls 1D20+10: 14 +10 = 24 [18:08:28] You get by unseen [18:08:37] Any sight of the hag? [18:08:41] Nope [18:09:12] Alright, I'll hold a good distance back, but still within firing range or the tent entry and the eldarin, then wait. [18:09:42] Knowing eve would do just that. We can work well together. She's a constant diversion. [18:10:47] heh [18:11:16] That's the ultimate role of paladins in a party that likes to do things stealthily. [18:11:19] Diversion. [18:11:27] Does he look like a Ghaele? [18:12:31] He looks like a Ghaele that's seen much, much better days. [18:15:07] Behind the scenes: I almost sent that sentence across with the typo "beginning to climb into his horse." [18:15:31] D: [18:16:43] hahaha [18:16:51] Hey it's the feywild [18:16:54] you never know [18:21:56] 2x1d20+11 [18:21:56] Xan rolls 2x1D20+11: ( 10 +11 = 21 ) ( 16 +11 = 27 ) = 48 [18:22:30] Init time? [18:22:44] Or are we gonna resolve athat after the time for talk is over? [18:22:53] I'mma roll init if he tried to do anything like run or charge [18:22:56] If you want to roll init now, that's alright [18:23:01] 1d20+4 [18:23:02] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+4: 4 +4 = 8 [18:23:05] yey [18:24:48] 1d20+7 [18:24:49] Eilenia rolls 1D20+7: 2 +7 = 9 [18:24:56] Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo D: [18:25:00] 1d20+2 [18:25:00] Paera rolls 1D20+2: 14 +2 = 16 [18:25:03] GT IP? I can't connect still [18:25:04] 1d20+6 [18:25:04] Charles rolls 1D20+6: 7 +6 = 13 [18:25:20] I wont be able to use GT [18:25:22] 1d20+9 Init For whenever [18:25:23] Xan rolls 1D20+9: 8 +9 = 17 [18:26:15] 2x1d20+11 [18:26:15] Xan rolls 2x1D20+11: ( 5 +11 = 16 ) ( 5 +11 = 16 ) = 32 [18:27:01] 1d20+4 [18:27:01] Charles rolls 1D20+4: 16 +4 = 20 [18:27:01] 1d20+4 [18:27:02] Charles rolls 1D20+4: 8 +4 = 12 [18:27:04] 1d20+4 [18:27:04] Charles rolls 1D20+4: 12 +4 = 16 [18:27:05] 1d20+4 [18:27:05] Charles rolls 1D20+4: 16 +4 = 20 [18:27:16] Whoops [18:27:17] 1d20+4 [18:27:18] Charles rolls 1D20+4: 17 +4 = 21 [18:27:18] 1d20+4 [18:27:18] Charles rolls 1D20+4: 20 +4 = 24 [18:27:23] Damn those high init rolls. Was going to use hunters priviledge [18:27:34] Oh, actually [18:28:49] hmmm [18:28:52] 1d20+3 [18:28:53] Charles rolls 1D20+3: 8 +3 = 11 [18:30:31] http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/500002/arisato_minato-hoshita-male-monochrome-persona-per That is an unusually manly Minato. [18:30:48] [Minions 1,2; Minions 7,8] 20 [Xan] 17 [Paera;Minions 5,6] 16 [Ghaele Coldheart] 13 [Minions 3;4] 12 [Horse] 11 [Eilenia] 9 [Eve] 8 [18:31:09] Can you put that in the topic line in #ODal? [18:31:31] Place your pogs for the start of combat, people with GT [18:31:43] And place the pogs of the people who don't have GT, with their advice. :| [18:32:13] What are the light grey boxes that hurt my eyes? [18:32:26] Those are standing stones [18:32:34] THey ring the area, and I'll draw more when I get the chance [18:33:27] Are the circles trees? [18:33:31] Could you do them in a different color? I hate to ask like that. :/ [18:33:32] Yeah [18:33:48] Lemme throw down some environment [18:33:53] You should have asked before I just drew the rest of them. :/ [18:34:15] Huh? [18:34:25] Oh, tree things [18:34:43] Can I trace over them with a different color? It's straining my eyes like hell. :? [18:36:19] Sure [18:37:40] Done [18:38:41] Okay Nova where do you want me to put you? [18:40:09] There are 7 spaces between Paera and Coldheart [18:40:13] uh... [18:40:17] Coldheart's horse is a Large pog [18:40:22] closest to Coldheart? [18:42:02] Dem: His horse is under the pop [18:42:04] Pog [18:42:05] Didnt get to place my pog where I'd originally wanted to [18:42:12] That location okay to start cha? [18:42:22] Sure [18:43:27] Running to the top of a stone, firing off a twin strike, one at Beastman 1, 1 at minion 7 [18:43:33] 2x1d20+11 [18:43:34] Xan rolls 2x1D20+11: ( 16 +11 = 27 ) ( 6 +11 = 17 ) = 44 [18:44:54] First hits [18:45:56] EoT [18:46:07] Are those pogs next to the horse important? [18:46:16] Nope [18:46:25] I don't think they were even there when I put the horse down [18:46:27] I was just fucking around [18:46:33] haha [18:46:36] Since they were still on the table for some reason [18:46:41] I'd assumed it was Dem. :| [18:47:04] Sacred flame at Coldheart. [18:47:07] 1d20+8 [18:47:07] Paera rolls 1D20+8: 9 +8 = 17 [18:48:04] Against reflex? [18:48:07] Yeah [18:48:18] Hits [18:48:21] Ahahahhah "and where do I even begin with the pandering to the "It's KEWL to be evil" crowd with the inclusion of the Dragonborn and Tiefling." [18:48:22] I still don't understand what Coldheart's plan is. :toot: [18:48:23] woot! [18:48:26] hahahahahahahahahhaahha [18:48:33] :picard: [18:48:39] 1d6+5 [18:48:40] Paera rolls 1D6+5: 6 +5 = 11 [18:48:44] Awesome [18:48:45] ....Dragonborn are evil? [18:48:50] And 5 temp HP for Eve. [18:48:55] :D [18:48:57] Apparently! [18:48:59] Thanks :D [18:49:06] (dragonborn, dragonkin, you're a fucking dragon) [18:49:35] what's wrong with playing a dragon? [18:49:43] What's the blue? [18:49:45] I don't get why they're saying it like a bad thing [18:50:00] Because dragons are evil and kidnap princesses, I guess [18:50:14] And eat/rape them [18:50:29] Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape [18:50:55] Wow Dem, that's pretty poor, only nine rapes per second. [18:50:58] :( [18:51:02] tsk [18:51:28] Oh, Nova, you're subject to Coldheart's aura while you're next to him, which makes you slowed [18:51:38] Oh, I'm next to him already? [18:51:42] Yeah [18:51:43] Is the horse evil? [18:51:46] I assumed init happened before I got that close [18:51:52] Or, rather, once you start your turn, you're slowed [18:52:15] I don't think I should be that close [18:52:27] Well, how many squares away do you want to be? [18:52:29] I mean, if I got that close I would've been charging [18:52:41] How far away do you want me to be before shit got real? [18:52:47] * Eve_Kasnora charges him, swords crossed. <- [18:52:53] Nova: Or something worse than eating/raping them. http://submarine.sandwich.net/art/ImageMacros/dragon heart.jpg [18:52:58] I didn't get my charge attack though [18:52:59] Shit, it's up to you. I'm not sure * Retrieving #Exalted modes... [18:53:09] I figured init woulda interrupted my charge [18:53:11] If you want, you can make your attack when your init comes up [18:53:13] say 3 squares away? [18:53:22] Alright, someone move Nova 3 squares away [18:53:33] how far away is Paera? [18:54:00] Four squares away [18:54:21] make me two then [18:54:52] Whoops [18:54:56] I'm actually more perplexed by the use of 'kewl' than 'dragonborn are evil'. [18:55:00] Yeah. [18:55:04] Who the fuck still says kewl, even ironically? [18:55:21] Douchebags who think they're making fun of fictional people who say it [18:55:28] heh [18:55:58] Also the same guy: "I am not the streotypical gamer, living in mom's basement and driving a 1977 AMC Pacer-wagon (though my Mom and Dad actually bought a powder blue one when I was in high school, needless to say I walked to school). I am a manager for a multi-billion dollar, multi-national corporation and make a very nice living at it." [18:56:13] McDonalds is a multi-billion dollar multi-national corporation. :| [18:56:23] I sometimes say 'kewl powerz' when referring to White Wolf monster superpowers, but that's a kneejerk thing from old times [18:56:29] 1d20+13 [18:56:29] Charles rolls 1D20+13: 19 +13 = 32 [18:56:31] 1d20+13 [18:56:32] Charles rolls 1D20+13: 6 +13 = 19 [18:56:43] First one hits me, obviously [18:57:23] He crits on 19/20, too, so that's a 28 damage, marked until EONT, and slowed (save ends) [18:57:32] Latter hits Paera, so [18:57:43] 3d8+4 [18:57:44] Charles rolls 3D8+4: 8 5 6 +4 = 23 [18:57:47] My AC is 19? [18:57:52] What's that blue square? [18:57:58] According to your pog [18:57:59] A tent [18:58:15] Oh, it's not an attack vs AC? [18:58:24] Your pog says your AC is 19 [18:58:29] It is, but your pog says AC 19 [18:58:34] I thought defender won ties. [18:58:48] Nope. AC is the target number to hit [18:58:53] Oh. [18:59:10] So, 23 damage, marked until EONT, slowed (save ends) [18:59:37] dayum [18:59:59] Um. What should our HP be at here? Because Eve is almost dead going by what her pog says [19:00:02] This.. this is not good. [19:00:15] I was at full [19:00:18] Geez [19:00:19] 51 hp [19:00:22] Where's Plow? :/ [19:00:22] now I'm at 23 [19:00:25] And bloodied [19:00:51] 28 actually [19:01:05] (temp hp remember?) [19:01:06] Temp HP [19:01:08] Dem: Plow is probably fighting with you guys, doing invisible damage that helps bring down his much higher than actual HP total, and healing you guys against his harder than actual strikes? [19:01:10] Oh awesome [19:01:14] not bloodied [19:01:15] Or else he fell through a plot hole again [19:01:18] That works [19:01:50] This is going to be fucking confusing [19:02:07] No this is going to be fucking HORRIBLE [19:02:27] One more hit like that and he can knock me out. [19:02:48] I'm making an OA [19:02:53] on Coldheart's horse [19:03:00] I was talking more about keeping track of Eve's pog. :| [19:03:08] 1d20+14 [19:03:08] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+14: 3 +14 = 17 [19:03:15] FUCK COME ON [19:03:23] Well, it looks like I can't shift out of this situation. [19:03:25] That's a hit [19:03:27] oh [19:03:33] Okay well, I stop the horse's movement [19:03:40] 1d10+7 [19:03:40] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D10+7: 9 +7 = 16 [19:03:52] Combat Superiority? [19:04:25] Yeah [19:04:33] Alright, the horse is stopped. [19:05:07] We've got our encounters back, right? [19:05:11] yeah [19:05:34] Yeaj [19:05:50] Range checking [19:05:58] Plan is: Grease and then... I'll have to see what the template covers [19:06:06] Cha: Coldheart is considered to be in all his horses's squares right? Like for effects that require him to be adjacent to me [19:06:16] Yeah, sure [19:06:19] What're you greasing? [19:06:29] Burst 2, so... [19:06:31] The rules for mounted combat are stupid as hell, but that makes sense [19:06:45] (Not so much 'stupid as hell' as 'nonexistant as far as I can tell') [19:06:55] heh [19:06:56] Minions and the area just oustide of Coldheart [19:07:17] I remember in the first game day, there was an encounter with a quickling mounted on a dire bear [19:07:30] ANd as soon as combat started, the quickling had to get off the bear and never remount [19:07:39] Dropping Grease over there [19:07:42] Hahahahahaha [19:07:48] Presumably because nobody has any idea how fighting on a mount even works [19:07:51] what [19:07:54] hahaha [19:08:00] Then AP for a Hypnotic Pattern [19:08:07] We're treading new ground, people! [19:08:08] They're in the DMG, I think [19:08:15] We hit a milestone today, right cha? [19:08:21] End of turn. [19:08:23] We did, yeah [19:08:28] Yeah [19:08:32] AP! woo [19:09:22] Oh, cool [19:09:35] In late September, a new hardcover edition of John Dies at the End comes out [19:09:38] So we have an AP or 2 AP? I've never been fully clear on that [19:09:41] yeah [19:10:00] Yon: If you haven't used an AP yet, 2, but you can still only spend 1 per fight [19:10:05] Yeah [19:10:15] Aaah [19:10:22] Dem: Are you gonna roll an attack for the pattern? [19:10:31] No. [19:10:37] Trigger: An enemy starts its turn within 3 squares of the pattern [19:10:37] Target: The triggering enemy in burst [19:10:44] Oh, okay. [19:11:09] okay first, I'm activating Rain of Steel [19:11:13] Anything within 3 squares of it is subjected to an attack. [19:11:23] Any enemy that starts its turn adjacent to me takes 1d10 damage automatically [19:11:26] Anyone who enters the grease is subjected to an attack. The grease is also difficult terrain [19:11:55] Then I'm going to shift into or towards such a position that would make me between coldheart and elena [19:12:06] This is a mess. I'm going to try to make a burst 2 template like I made a burst 1 [19:12:32] then I'm going to use Distracting Spate, then AP for Ardent Strike, a Divine Power attack that sanctions the target [19:12:54] Oh, cool [19:12:55] 1d20+12 distracting spate [19:12:55] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+12: 4 +12 = 16 [19:13:00] FFFFFFUCK [19:13:04] Woops, gave Eve too many temp hp, should've only been 4 [19:13:06] 1d20+12 ardent strike [19:13:07] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+12: 20 +12 = 32 [19:13:10] HAH [19:13:40] Bah. I don't have time for this right now. I'll do the underlays later [19:13:45] I wish I knew how to change the colors [19:13:53] 2d6 1d10+7 radiant damage [19:13:54] Eve_Kasnora rolls radiant damage [ 2D6: 6 3 = 9 ] [ 1D10+7: 7 +7 = 14 ] = 23 [19:13:59] Are you [19:14:02] Whoops [19:14:03] oh wait [19:14:03] Nice [19:14:09] forgot max damage [19:14:19] So thats... 17+9 for the crit [19:14:24] 26 radiant damage [19:14:32] Eve's body is made of lasers [19:14:34] And he's sanctioned [19:14:38] No her sword is. [19:14:49] LIGHTSABAH! [19:14:58] back, [19:15:14] And Coldheart and his mount will take 1d10 radiant damage at the start of their turns. [19:15:36] And Coldheart is sanctioned. [19:15:54] * Charles nods [19:15:57] Whoo, first DS. [19:16:08] Did any of those minions start within 3 squares of the pattern? [19:16:15] I was gonna ask, are you going to swap out Lay on Hands for Ardent Vow? [19:16:22] Nope, they were *way* back [19:16:33] one sec [19:16:50] Alrighty [19:17:10] http://johndiesattheend.com/flatiron.jpg Man, the flatiron building is my favorite building in New York [19:17:22] There's not much I like about the city, but damn, Gina. [19:17:48] Where do you want me to move Eve? [19:18:18] As close to anywhere between coldheat and elena she can get [19:18:23] while adjacent to Coldheart [19:18:28] And only shifting 1 square [19:18:32] Twin Strike, Beastmen 2 and 7 [19:18:38] Cha [19:18:43] 2x1d20+11 [19:18:44] Xan rolls 2x1D20+11: ( 15 +11 = 26 ) ( 20 +11 = 31 ) = 57 [19:18:48] Crit [19:18:56] But they're minions anyway. [19:18:59] shoot. I forgot that the pattern vanishes at the end of my next turn [19:19:01] : I don't have lay on hands cause I'm hybrid and took Combat Superiority as my hybrid talent [19:19:19] Ooh, right. [19:19:22] Dem: Sustain? [19:19:26] Both die [19:19:28] It's not an at-will [19:19:40] "sustain" [19:19:48] There is no sustain [19:19:51] has nothing to do with at-will or not [19:20:06] By daily's the one with the sustain, and that got blown on the dragon and never hit once [19:20:15] EoT [19:20:57] Yon: You said I had one more temp than I should have, right? So I should be at 27 hp [19:21:02] Yes, I fixed it [19:21:14] ... shoot. I used the wrong description too. Oh well [19:21:28] Okay, I'm laying down a consecrated ground and shifting one square back from Coldheart, and healing word on Eve. [19:21:34] And I'm going to AP. [19:22:16] Wait, shit, no I'm not. [19:22:25] ?? [19:22:33] Consecrated ground is a daily and I already used it. Thought it was an encounter. :downs: [19:22:48] no prob [19:22:51] was it your utility? [19:23:35] If we have a second utility, yes. [19:23:46] Hang on, I need to re-figure out what I'm doing here. [19:24:19] You should only have one utility. I'm not familiar with cleric powers at all, so don't double-guess yourself on my account [19:24:38] Then it was just an encounter power choice. [19:24:42] Anyway. [19:24:50] I just assumed there was no attack component to consecrated ground so it sounded like a utility [19:25:15] It has an attack. Torched a bunch of minions with it [19:25:43] level 5 daily yeah [19:25:54] Anyway, I can't move 1 square, use healing word, infernal wrath, and still use an attack, can I? [19:26:15] Is infernal wrath free or minor? [19:26:19] Let's see. You can if IW is free [19:26:21] Minor. [19:26:28] then no [19:26:33] Fuck. [19:26:33] Well, you have an AP [19:26:51] If you have an AP, it wouldn't be worth spending it on a minor action, I saw [19:26:56] Yes, but that would be a retarded use of an AP. [19:27:02] yeah [19:27:14] Were you just bloodied, paera? [19:27:19] And my plan if I could do that involved using the AP to do a bigger attack. [19:27:23] * Eilenia nods [19:27:27] Yeah, I'm at 17 hp. [19:27:37] Damn [19:27:49] Man, I love the non-creepy stories of weird shit happening with JDatE [19:27:54] I would totally just shift back, second wind, and heal me. [19:27:56] "David, I started reading your book, but when I got to the third chapter, all that was on the page was the word, “communist shitstorm” and a picture of my parents." [19:28:27] (I was going to use cascade of light to give him 5 vulnerability to my next attack and then hit him with daunting light, it would've been awesome if it worked) [19:28:29] hahahaha [19:28:30] ooh [19:28:48] Yon we got hit pretty damn hard on the first round [19:28:59] I'm going to take Nova's suggestion. [19:29:07] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [19:29:16] If I get hit again I'll use my dwarven armor to heal [19:29:32] What's your bonus for healing word again? 1d6+5+surge? [19:29:37] Surge + 1d6 + 5 to Eve [19:29:58] 1d6+17 [19:29:58] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D6+17: 1 +17 = 18 [19:30:02] :V [19:30:06] Oh right, saving [19:30:11] 1d20 [19:30:11] Paera rolls 1D20: 8 [19:30:13] :( [19:30:25] Oh I forgot to save against Slowed [19:30:27] 1d20 [19:30:28] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20: 19 [19:30:31] not slowed [19:31:15] * Charles nods [19:31:24] Also, Yon, Cascade of Light... is that Vulnerability specifically to YOUR next attack... or just radiant attacks? [19:31:44] Cause with my new sunblade, ALL of my attacks are radaint [19:31:48] radiant* [19:32:13] All my attacks. Not next attack. [19:32:37] And me, specifically. [19:32:41] Ah, okay [19:33:52] So now we get to see what awful thing Coldheart does to Eve :( [19:34:13] Not yet. [19:34:20] Let's see if he and his horse like colors. [19:34:25] 1d6 [19:34:25] Charles rolls 1D6: 3 [19:34:27] He and his hrose: [19:34:31] 2x1d20+7 [19:34:31] Eilenia rolls 2x1D20+7: ( 6 +7 = 13 ) ( 15 +7 = 22 ) = 35 [19:34:32] vs Will [19:34:33] Oh CHa [19:34:37] 1d10 horse [19:34:37] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D10: 6 [19:34:41] 1d10 coldheart [19:34:41] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D10: 1 [19:34:46] GAHRHARHGLE [19:34:56] Thats the damage they take from her stance. [19:35:15] Horse is pulled, but he isn't [19:35:18] But I guess he is [19:35:26] Horse enters the grease. [19:35:27] wait [19:35:27] MOOOOOUNTED COOOOOMBAAAAAT :argh: [19:35:36] 1d20+7 [19:35:37] Eilenia rolls 1D20+7: 7 +7 = 14 [19:35:38] what's pulling them? [19:35:40] vs Reflex. [19:35:43] Hypnotic pattern [19:35:44] Hypnotic Pattern [19:35:51] .....okay [19:35:52] The Horse is pulled 3 squares [19:35:55] The Horse is slowed. [19:36:02] The grease is difficult terrain? [19:36:18] You tell us [19:36:18] The horse can move into the pattern's square [19:36:20] Dem: That hits the horse [19:36:25] * Eilenia nods [19:36:45] OKay, the horse also falls prone, and I slide it 2 squares. [19:36:50] Cha: Does my aura hit them before they move away? [19:36:58] Both effects happen at the start of their turn [19:36:58] Well, this is kinda weird [19:37:06] That seems reasonable to me. [19:37:09] The aura shouldn't effect the horse before the start of the horse's turn [19:37:17] Which is two slots after Coldheart, who just started [19:37:21] Oh. [19:37:25] Doesn't the horse act on Coldheart's init? [19:37:26] I didn't realize it had a separate init. [19:37:37] Do mounts usually do that? [19:37:40] I think so [19:37:44] The init's listed at the top of the channel [19:37:48] Hurr [19:37:50] Mounted Combat is in the DMG [19:37:50] Well, in that case I guess this works [19:37:51] Okay, never mind [19:38:03] We'll resolve this on the horse's turn [19:38:14] Well coldheart should take the 1 damage from my aura [19:38:25] Cause his turn started before the horse's [19:38:36] So he should be able to make any attacks before the horse is lured away [19:38:46] Mount and rider act on the same init [19:39:04] So both of them take my aura damage [19:39:14] Yeah [19:39:25] Both were already marked [19:40:13] Make your slide, Dem [19:40:21] I'm gonna rule this dismounts Coldheart [19:41:17] only coldheart was marked by my sanction [19:41:19] Did Coldheart "Enter the grease"? [19:41:28] The aura just deals dama....hahahahaha [19:41:37] If so, I get to roll the reflex attack on him too [19:41:41] I think he does, yeah [19:41:43] wow that's the best unintentional euphanism ever [19:41:45] 1d20+7 [19:41:45] Eilenia rolls 1D20+7: 7 +7 = 14 [19:41:47] vs Reflex. [19:41:49] When he's thrown off by the horse [19:41:49] Miss [19:41:53] Alright. [19:42:18] Did he... "enter the grease"? Wink wink, nudge nudge. [19:43:08] http://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?postid=364311872 Hahaahahahahah [19:43:33] AWwwww [19:43:57] Dem that was really awesome [19:44:04] 1d20+11 [19:44:05] Charles rolls 1D20+11: 18 +11 = 29 [19:44:10] 2d6+4 [19:44:10] Charles rolls 2D6+4: 4 6 +4 = 14 [19:44:11] You set up a lure to draw people into the grease? [19:44:21] 14 damage, and Eve is immobilized (save ends) [19:44:35] FUCK [19:44:47] SOMEONE GET THIS SHIT OFF ME [19:44:57] Beastmen 3 and 4 start their turns. Make your attacks, Dem [19:45:03] Since they're within 3 of the pattern [19:46:11] 2x1d20+7 [19:46:11] Eilenia rolls 2x1D20+7: ( 9 +7 = 16 ) ( 11 +7 = 18 ) = 34 [19:46:14] vs Will [19:46:26] Nova: I'm not done yet. [19:47:20] I think I can keep his heat on me. [19:47:42] Funny you should mention that word [19:47:46] Second hits [19:47:54] I can drop my off-hand weapon, minor draw a handaxe, minor divine challlenge him, and then standard ranged basic attack him with a handaxe, and then hope I save. [19:48:33] And I'll free action use my dwarven armor so Paera can let loose [19:48:34] Hahahahahahahha [19:48:36] Cyrai posted: [19:48:36] I wonder how their opinions or arguments would change if WoW had never been made, or even if there were never any MMORPGs. [19:48:36] Well everyone knows that 4e is just WoW(FUCKING easy mode). But the great thing is that when WoW first came out, everyone knew that it was just easy mode EQ. And when EQ first came out, everyone knew that it was just a pretty version of DikuMUD. And when MUD's first came out everyone knew that it was just online D&D without an actual DM there to challenge you. [19:48:36] And when D&D came out everyone knew that it was just a war game without an actual opponent (FUCKING easy mode). And when war games first came out everyone knew that it was just unbalanced chess for skill-less noobs. And when chess first came out everyone knew that it was for pussies who couldn't pick up a real sword. And when swords(FUCKING easy mode) first came out everyone knew that only some soft-core, hand holding, magical tea p [19:48:40] GAH [19:48:44] Gouts of flame pulse from your orb and explode amid your enemies, setting the area alight and roasting them as they attempt to escape. [19:48:55] Orbmaster's Incendiary Detonation. [19:48:55] ahahaha [19:49:08] Dem you're a really awesome wizard player [19:49:33] I kinda wanted to do another AP and make it so the difficult terrain costs 2 extra squares to move through instead of 3 [19:49:37] But I'm out of APs. [19:49:59] vs Reflex. Horse then Coldheart [19:50:02] 2x1d20+7 [19:50:02] Eilenia rolls 2x1D20+7: ( 5 +7 = 12 ) ( 17 +7 = 24 ) = 36 [19:50:23] Miss, hit [19:50:54] Coldheart is knocked prone [19:50:58] 1d6+5 [19:50:59] Eilenia rolls 1D6+5: 2 +5 = 7 [19:51:01] 7 Fire damage [19:51:08] Also, it is greasy? [19:51:59] This is how we can tell we're mature roleplayers. Our campaign's first greased-up elf and it's a haggard old man. [19:52:25] Seriously, that was a brilliant and hilarious plan. [19:52:42] free action dwarven armor healing [19:52:45] dropping blade [19:52:50] drawing handaxe [19:52:53] Divine Challenging [19:52:56] and ranged basic [19:52:59] 1d20+9 [19:52:59] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+9: 6 +9 = 15 [19:53:02] vs AC [19:53:18] and saving [19:53:19] 1d20 [19:53:19] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20: 17 [19:53:27] WOO! [19:53:30] Not immobilized [19:53:46] And I'm at 43 HP [19:53:55] The attack misses [19:54:29] Twin Strike, Beastmen 3 and 4 [19:54:30] Does that cost you a surge? [19:54:34] 2x1d20+10 [19:54:34] Xan rolls 2x1D20+10: ( 17 +10 = 27 ) ( 2 +10 = 12 ) = 39 [19:54:39] Yon: Nope [19:55:03] Hit, miss [19:55:27] EoT [19:55:27] You've made a powerful enemy this day, horse. [19:55:31] haha [19:55:34] Hahaha [19:55:34] haha [19:55:46] See, that's something Elena actually has to say in character. [19:56:24] hahahaha [19:56:25] Okay, I'm gonna cascade of light, then AP for daunting light. [19:56:30] Oh shit [19:56:31] guys [19:56:42] * Xan grunts. Today was good. His shimmering white justice splashes on his foe. This is justice. [19:57:13] hahah [19:57:27] Thats hysterical [19:57:30] 1d20+8 [19:57:31] Paera rolls 1D20+8: 6 +8 = 14 [19:57:34] fffffffffffffffffffffffff [19:57:38] Reroll that shit [19:57:42] 1d20+8 [19:57:42] Paera rolls 1D20+8: 8 +8 = 16 [19:58:01] Close enough. :| [19:58:16] 3d8+5 [19:58:16] Paera rolls 3D8+5: 3 1 1 +5 = 10 [19:58:19] .... [19:58:22] Oh come ON. [19:58:31] D: [19:58:59] Oh, reroll that, too. [19:59:01] Okay, he takes 5 vulnerability to all my attacks. What does that mean mechanically? [19:59:03] 3d8+5 [19:59:04] Paera rolls 3D8+5: 1 3 7 +5 = 16 [19:59:04] Might as well, because that was a cool plan [19:59:08] All your attacks do 5 more damage [19:59:09] He takes 5 extra damage from every attack you make [19:59:22] Okay, now daunting light. [19:59:27] 1d20+8 [19:59:27] Paera rolls 1D20+8: 6 +8 = 14 [19:59:36] FUUKO! [20:00:16] :( [20:01:01] Well, he still has the vulnerability. Save ends. :/ [20:01:08] Oh, and my save. [20:01:08] I say we just start rolling 1d10+10+whatever [20:01:12] 1d20 [20:01:12] Paera rolls 1D20: 17 [20:01:18] Until Fuuko learns her lesson [20:01:23] Maybe 1d15+5+whatever [20:01:28] heh [20:01:42] Well at least I'm not slowed anymore. [20:01:43] That actually seems more reasonable to me and is only a half-joking suggestion. :| [20:02:12] my turn already? [20:02:18] "Do not kill horse. Focus on Moose and Squirrel." [20:02:26] HAHAHAHAH [20:02:50] Cha: I will start rolling like that if you let me [20:03:53] HAH [20:03:54] Wow [20:03:57] Thank you charles [20:04:07] hahahah [20:04:17] Whoops, misread. [20:04:23] It's really refreshing to see an NPC's defiant speech actually be cut off [20:04:35] Nova: Nah, I prefer not making drastic, silly changes. [20:04:36] Hahah [20:05:06] That would be so much cooler if the second blast had hit, but instead he's just standing there after the explosion clears completely unharmed, like an asshole DBZ villain. :( [20:05:13] Especially for something as transient as a shitty dicebot. :V [20:05:22] Haahahha [20:05:38] Unharmed? He took 16 damage from the blast [20:05:58] I meant to say mostly but used the wrong word. :( [20:06:01] 1d20+12 [20:06:02] Charles rolls 1D20+12: 7 +12 = 19 [20:06:06] 1d20+12 [20:06:06] Charles rolls 1D20+12: 13 +12 = 25 [20:06:09] heh [20:06:18] 19 MISSES MY AC! [20:06:23] Remember, he's prone. Gotta move to stand up [20:06:25] 5 damage from one of the minions [20:06:37] Nooo [20:06:39] On me? [20:06:53] Yeah [20:06:59] is he.. next to me? [20:07:02] I forget, can you stand up as part of a teleport [20:07:03] Yeah [20:07:05] If he starts his turn there again, he dies. [20:07:10] Okay guys! [20:07:11] Because it seems silly if you can't [20:07:12] I don't think so [20:07:22] Don't hit that minion! [20:07:38] Cha: My DMs always said no for my RPGA eladrin swordmage [20:07:53] They said I re-appeared as I dis-appeared. [20:07:53] 1d6 [20:07:53] Charles rolls 1D6: 4 [20:07:54] 1d6 [20:07:54] Charles rolls 1D6: 6 [20:08:01] * Charles nods [20:08:34] I loved playing that swordmage though. [20:08:44] 1d20+11 [20:08:44] Charles rolls 1D20+11: 11 +11 = 22 [20:08:44] 1d20+11 [20:08:44] Charles rolls 1D20+11: 1 +11 = 12 [20:08:45] 1d20+11 [20:08:45] Charles rolls 1D20+11: 20 +11 = 31 [20:08:49] I'd frequently Fey Step into the middle of discussions NPCs were having. [20:09:18] Any RPGA in Flroida? [20:09:19] haha. [20:09:26] Fey Step is fun. Elena scred Even with it [20:09:27] One minion dies, Eve takes 16, and is immobilized [20:09:54] Just like *POOF!* "Ativan Vyvanse Risperdal, swordmage at your service. I hear you are having some trouble with bandits?" *lots of blank stares* [20:10:05] Oh jesus [20:10:22] 27 HP [20:10:27] Is that minion still next to me? [20:10:39] 1d20+11 [20:10:40] Charles rolls 1D20+11: 8 +11 = 19 [20:10:47] Eilenia takes 5 [20:10:47] Yeah [20:10:48] if it is, NO ONE WASTE YOUR TIME ON IT [20:10:58] THE MINION NEXT TO EVE WILL DIE ON ITS NEXT TURN [20:11:09] Oh dear [20:11:36] is he flying? [20:11:46] Coldheart? Nope [20:11:46] Difficult terrain counted for the houres? [20:11:49] Horse [20:12:03] Oh, right. It only moves one [20:13:00] Did he just kill his own minions? [20:13:30] Phantasma Terrain. The difficult terrain costs 2 more squares to move through. [20:13:34] So, 3 squares per square [20:13:39] Standard Action [20:13:46] He did, yeah [20:13:50] Minor action, Orbing the Orbmaster's incendiary detonation [20:13:58] The area expands to burst 3. [20:14:02] you can use it twice? [20:14:15] This is my first time using it [20:14:34] I thought you used incendiary detonation last turn to burn him [20:14:42] I'm Orbing it. Orb of Imposition [20:14:47] oh [20:14:47] It's a class feature. [20:14:50] gotcha [20:15:10] Oh, and shifting, since I didn't see it on the map [20:16:53] Yon: I'm gonna need a heal on Paera's next turn [20:16:59] Gotcha. [20:17:05] Thanks [20:17:29] If he immobilizes me and/or hits me for a lot of damage, I'm going to have to stop tanking [20:17:47] I've only got a round or two of taking heat left in me [20:17:54] Elena is an awesome wizard yes/no [20:17:57] * Charles nods. :/ [20:17:59] Yeah [20:17:59] yes [20:18:58] Whoo [20:19:06] I think Eve might have to physically assault her coward of a teacher (that sends her into danger instead of going to get food himself) if he doesn't give her Exemplarary marks next report card. [20:19:28] I think Eve might have to sexually assault her coward of a teacher (that sends her into danger instead of going to get food himself) if he doesn't give her Exemplarary marks next report card. [20:19:37] rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape [20:19:37] That too. [20:19:44] I think Eve might have to sexually assault her coward of a teacher (that sends her into danger instead of going to get food himself) if he doesn't give her Sexemplarary marks next report card. [20:19:51] (Look at that spellbook he was reading. He was asking for it.) [20:19:55] hahaha [20:20:04] You know, maybe Eve could get statistically Plate armor. [20:20:08] You're up, Nova [20:20:22] Scale armor that's just so good that it counts as Plate [20:20:29] Throwin another handaxe then picking up my vengeful armor [20:20:38] She doesn't have Plate proficiency [20:20:40] Hybrid [20:20:45] 1d20+9 ranged attack [20:20:45] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+9: 19 +9 = 28 [20:20:47] I'm pretty sure the thing with the teacher is that he knows *he* couldn't do it, but that doesn't mean she shouldn't be able to do it better. :V [20:20:47] aah [20:20:48] WOO [20:20:51] Awesome [20:21:06] Wizards who can cast spells in combat are super-rare [20:21:08] 1d6+2 [20:21:08] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D6+2: 2 +2 = 4 [20:21:14] He's probably just a very skilled ritualist [20:21:21] Also remember [20:21:32] NO ONE WASTE LIFE-DRAINING AMMO ON THE MINION NEXT TO EVE [20:21:38] 1d20 saving throw [20:21:38] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20: 6 [20:21:42] still immobile [20:21:48] Bloodied [20:23:20] sweet [20:23:31] I still have him Marked with Divine Challenge [20:23:33] You're up, Xan [20:23:43] So I'm not moving Eve at all this turn? [20:23:49] No [20:23:54] Just healing her [20:24:18] Oh you mean on her turn? No she's immobilized [20:25:02] That minion is still next to her, right? [20:25:11] Yeah [20:25:17] Oh, right you killed it [20:25:46] Not yet [20:25:49] On its turn [20:26:11] Oh wait, I don't think I took it's damage [20:26:15] When it attacked her [20:26:18] What was it, 5? [20:26:23] Yeah [20:26:35] Okay [20:26:39] I'm at 22 HP and bloodied [20:26:53] I'm gonna assume Xan fires two bolts at Coldheart [20:27:17] 2x1d20+10 [20:27:17] Charles rolls 2x1D20+10: ( 8 +10 = 18 ) ( 3 +10 = 13 ) = 31 [20:27:27] Pair of misses [20:28:09] How many minions are left? [20:28:39] 1d6+17 [20:28:40] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D6+17: 6 +17 = 23 [20:28:44] Nice! [20:28:44] Okay, I'm just going to sacred flame and heal Eve. [20:28:53] crah, I missed my turn? [20:28:55] 1d20+8 [20:28:56] Paera rolls 1D20+8: 18 +8 = 26 [20:29:02] WOOT [20:29:04] Sorry, boss. Making my classroom syllabus. [20:29:05] One minion [20:29:06] 1d6+5 [20:29:06] Paera rolls 1D6+5: 2 +5 = 7 [20:29:18] 7 damage on Coldheart, Eve gets 23 hp? [20:29:26] Yeah [20:29:27] May I go? [20:29:30] I'm at 45 [20:29:32] Yeah, sure. [20:29:37] Ooh, and I'll give her an extra save instead of temp hp [20:29:42] WOOT [20:29:42] Roll it. [20:29:47] 1d20 DO IT! [20:29:48] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20: 10 [20:29:50] YES! [20:29:54] Is he bloodied? [20:29:55] Thank you :D [20:30:03] Xan: Yep! Eve's handaxe bloodied him [20:30:14] THANK YOU DOCTOR [20:30:27] Okay, using daily: Hunt's End on him. [20:30:39] 1d20+10 [20:30:39] Xan rolls 1D20+10: 3 +10 = 13 [20:30:42] :( [20:31:00] Miss does half damage. [20:31:13] 3d10+6 [20:31:13] Xan rolls 3D10+6: 4 6 5 +6 = 21 [20:31:45] Did you quary him yet? [20:32:02] yes [20:32:10] Well, now I do I suppose [20:32:12] 1d8 [20:32:12] Xan rolls 1D8: 6 [20:32:18] I don't think that gets halved [20:32:21] So 16 [20:32:26] So 16, yeah [20:32:45] 1d20+10 [20:32:46] Charles rolls 1D20+10: 4 +10 = 14 [20:32:52] 1d20+12 [20:32:53] Charles rolls 1D20+12: 13 +12 = 25 [20:32:59] 2d6+4 [20:33:00] Charles rolls 2D6+4: 1 3 +4 = 8 [20:33:46] minion dies before it can do anything [20:34:55] 8 damage from Coldheart, and you're slowed [20:34:59] bah [20:35:01] And minion ies [20:35:06] +d [20:35:07] Yep [20:35:11] wooo! [20:35:16] He started within 3, so he takes 2 damage [20:35:23] From the burning [20:35:29] 1d10 [20:35:30] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D10: 6 [20:35:36] 1d20+11 [20:35:36] Charles rolls 1D20+11: 16 +11 = 27 [20:35:40] nice solid hit on the minion [20:35:46] Another 5 on Eve [20:35:49] Er [20:35:52] Eilenia [20:35:52] what? [20:36:03] another minion?\ [20:36:09] How many minions are left? [20:36:17] One [20:36:25] I forgot to count the one by Eilenia before [20:36:30] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [20:36:38] How close is it to Eve? [20:36:45] 5 on me? [20:37:20] yeah [20:37:23] minion hit elena [20:37:36] How close is Coldheart and the last minion to Eve? [20:37:39] Thunderwave [20:37:48] Nevermind [20:37:54] Actually... [20:37:55] Teleport [20:38:08] Coldheart is right next to her [20:38:17] The last minion is about a dozen squares away [20:38:17] Is that an okay teleport? [20:38:26] Yeah [20:38:35] Teleporting, thunderwaving Coldheart. [20:38:37] 1d20+7 [20:38:37] Eilenia rolls 1D20+7: 10 +7 = 17 [20:38:40] vs Fort [20:38:43] oh wow Elena is really far back [20:39:09] Do NOT push him more than 2 squares away from Eve, Dem [20:39:32] What if it's exactly 2? [20:39:44] that's fine [20:40:00] I'm slowed, so I need to be able to move within melee range with him [20:40:01] Teleporting one square to the right instead [20:40:02] Misses his fort [20:40:09] So I can only move 2 squ- oh [20:40:12] Damn [20:41:00] Holy Strike, he's still Divine Challenged [20:41:06] 1d20+12 [20:41:06] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+12: 16 +12 = 28 [20:41:17] If I hit him in, he'd have been subject to another grease attack [20:41:21] 1d10+9 radiant damage [20:41:21] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D10+9: 4 +9 = 13 [20:41:22] Also, the magical fire vanishes [20:41:28] It's up to Cha if the grease itself vanishes too [20:41:40] why is it up to Cha? [20:41:46] The grease spell doesn't have a duration? [20:41:55] 13 radiant damage on Coldheart [20:41:56] Greaselasts untilt he end of the encounter [20:42:07] THen it stasy [20:42:09] The question is if magical fire will set the grease on fire. [20:42:17] er, the grease fire vanishes. Hurr [20:42:50] Oh shit [20:42:53] I forgot. [20:43:07] Did Coldheart save against the vulnerability I put on him? [20:44:53] Oh, I didn't know it was save ends [20:45:02] Let's see, it's been, what, two turns since then? [20:45:03] 1d20 [20:45:03] Charles rolls 1D20: 14 [20:45:05] Yeah [20:45:19] Oh well. :( [20:45:32] (I did say save ends, but it was kind of offhand) [20:46:11] Yon, anything else you can do to heal Eve? She's still marking Coldheart [20:46:43] I've got cure light wounds left. [20:46:56] What's that do? [20:46:57] Ooh. That'd probably be best for an emergency [20:46:59] My turn again? [20:47:04] Yeah [20:47:19] Surge +5 hp (but doesn't use an actual surge) [20:47:29] Nice [20:47:33] Oh man, Nedroid illustrated the sequel story to John Dies At The End [20:47:41] Using thundertusk Boar Strike on coldheart [20:47:47] Hold off on using it. I'd waste about 4 HP if we did it now [20:47:48] http://www.johndiesattheend.com/JaDatToT/ladymelt.gif It's distressingly cute [20:47:57] aww [20:47:58] 2x1d20+10 [20:47:58] Xan rolls 2x1D20+10: ( 3 +10 = 13 ) ( 2 +10 = 12 ) = 25 [20:48:01] :/ [20:48:06] Reroll those [20:48:07] ... D: [20:48:12] 2x1d20+10 [20:48:13] Xan rolls 2x1D20+10: ( 5 +10 = 15 ) ( 1 +10 = 11 ) = 26 [20:48:16] :(( [20:48:30] Jesus christ [20:48:32] Ten minutes to midnight, roll it again. >:( [20:49:05] 2x1d20+10 [20:49:06] Eve_Kasnora rolls 2x1D20+10: ( 12 +10 = 22 ) ( 8 +10 = 18 ) = 40 [20:49:28] One hit [20:49:40] 2x1d20+10 [20:49:40] Xan rolls 2x1D20+10: ( 12 +10 = 22 ) ( 8 +10 = 18 ) = 40 [20:49:46] wow. [20:49:50] That's creepy [20:49:56] .... yeah [20:50:07] 1d10+4 [20:50:07] Xan rolls 1D10+4: 9 +4 = 13 [20:50:09] 1d8 [20:50:09] Xan rolls 1D8: 3 [20:50:11] Well... One hit! >_> [20:50:34] Hahahhahahah [20:50:35] There exists in this world a spider the size of a dinner plate, a foot wide if you include the legs. It's called the Goliath Bird-Eating spider, or the "Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider" by those who have actually seen one. [20:50:35] It doesn't eat only birds - it mostly eats rats and insects - but they still call it the "Bird-Eating Spider" because the fact that it can eat a bird is probably the most important thing to know about it. If you run across one of these things, like in your closet or crawling out of your bowl of soup, the first thing somebody will say is, "Watch it, man, that thing can eat a fucking bird." [20:50:35] I don't know how they catch the birds. I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "Sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath Fucking Flying Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay. [20:51:18] hahhaha [20:51:30] heheheh [20:51:44] Ahaha [20:53:09] Yon's turn [20:53:19] http://www.johndiesattheend.com/JaDatToT/bugkick.gif [20:54:11] http://www.johndiesattheend.com/JaDatToT/daveinshower.gif And this is the first Nedroid illustration. I like how they're all smiling. [20:54:28] hahaha, yeah [20:54:36] Yooooom [20:54:40] I kinda wish I had a party cat [20:54:50] Sacred flaming. [20:54:57] 1d20+8 [20:54:57] Paera rolls 1D20+8: 12 +8 = 20 [20:55:08] Oh, nice [20:55:14] 5 temp hp to Eve. [20:55:17] 1d6+5 [20:55:17] Paera rolls 1D6+5: 5 +5 = 10 [20:55:23] woot [20:55:44] How much damage has he taken? [20:55:55] The pog says 114 [20:55:57] 124 [20:56:00] I forget when he got bloodied, though. :/ [20:56:06] :/ [20:56:14] Yon: 5 temp or 4? [20:56:19] 4, sorry [20:56:19] 1d6 [20:56:20] Charles rolls 1D6: 2 [20:56:20] 1d6 [20:56:21] Charles rolls 1D6: 4 [20:56:24] no prob [20:56:28] Are you still slowed, Nova? [20:56:34] HAH! Take that 2 recharge and like it! [20:56:47] 1d6 [20:56:47] Charles rolls 1D6: 3 [20:56:48] Cha: You didn't say saved ends so I figured it was EoNT [20:56:56] Oh. [20:57:01] Roll a save for it now, then [20:57:04] 1d20 [20:57:04] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20: 9 [20:57:07] :( [20:57:10] slowed [20:57:13] 1d20+12 [20:57:13] Charles rolls 1D20+12: 3 +12 = 15 [20:57:18] :D [20:57:23] :3 [20:57:25] APing for another g [20:57:25] Okay, done with my welcome letters. [20:57:27] 1d20+12 [20:57:27] Charles rolls 1D20+12: 2 +12 = 14 [20:57:30] Welp [20:57:31] :D:D:D [20:57:38] Bahamut lurves me :D [20:58:01] And he takes [20:58:02] 1d10 [20:58:02] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D10: 2 [20:58:08] 2 damage for standing next to me [20:58:08] 1d20+11 [20:58:09] Charles rolls 1D20+11: 19 +11 = 30 [20:58:11] :V [20:58:20] Elienia's hit for 5 [20:58:21] The horse doesn't have 3 squraes of movement? [20:58:34] Isn't it still slowed? [20:58:38] The minion charged her? [20:58:45] Slowed, "End of Elena's next turn" [20:58:49] It's on the pog [20:58:49] Aaah [20:59:03] Well maybe it's trying to shift :| [20:59:14] Cha: Did you note the 2 damage from my aura? [20:59:18] Yeah [20:59:21] yeah, better run, horse [20:59:22] Cool [20:59:36] Thunderwaving Coldheart [20:59:37] 1d20+7 [20:59:38] Eilenia rolls 1D20+7: 17 +7 = 24 [20:59:39] vs Fort [20:59:40] Yon: Can Eve be shifted so she's both adjacent to Coldheart and the minion attacking Elena? [20:59:44] 1d6+5 [20:59:44] Eilenia rolls 1D6+5: 1 +5 = 6 [20:59:52] Nevermind [20:59:54] Nope. [21:00:01] heh [21:00:01] 6 sonic damage, and I push him back 2 squares.... is Eve still slowed? [21:00:02] They're two squares apart [21:00:26] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [21:00:47] If Elena pushes Coldheart into the Grease, she'll be sloooowllllly ruuunnnniiiinng after him. [21:00:51] I love how useless the horse is being. Maybe it'll break a leg next. [21:00:53] (In Baywatch mode) [21:01:20] The horse has been trying to run away for the past like 3 rounds. [21:01:24] So Eve's no longer slowed? [21:01:44] Or is she still slowed? [21:01:44] Seriously, the horse hasn't done a goddamn thing all fight. :V [21:01:52] still slowed [21:01:53] The horse earned Elena's enmity. [21:02:04] That thunderwave takes him out [21:02:09] Grease [21:02:10] 1d20+7 [21:02:11] Eilenia rolls 1D20+7: 8 +7 = 15 [21:02:14] The horse tried to charge and Eve was all "Nope! Fuck that!" [21:02:15] Emote it [21:02:26] Nice [21:02:31] If anything, the horse was a remarkable detriment to Coldheart [21:02:32] Don't kill him! [21:02:37] Hahaha [21:02:55] It got attacked, wandered into the pattern, bucked him off, and let him get knocked prone two or three times [21:02:57] Mounted enemy? Charm the likely far less willfull mount! [21:03:46] Minion still next to me. :| [21:03:53] 1d20+12 [21:03:53] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+12: 6 +12 = 18 [21:03:57] What minion? [21:03:59] It's turned into a dopey looking cartoon horse in my mind, scrabbling desperately at the greased ground and then falling flat each time. [21:04:05] hahahahahahahahahahaha [21:05:48] Yeah I'm picturing that too [21:06:07] with its comically skinny legs just splayed out anatomically incorrectly. [21:06:18] I figure the fact that it was attracted by a pile of art means it's a particularly whimsical fey horse. :V [21:06:20] Yeah [21:06:32] hahaha [21:06:49] It looks kind of like Eeyore to me, just as a horse. [21:10:13] Man, I'm happy I was able to tank through the whole fight there. [21:10:30] Heh [21:10:35] It was a good one [21:10:38] It was just looking pretty grim since he wasn't missing me at all for a few turns. [21:10:54] He also hit a LOT harder against slowed targets [21:11:06] ah [21:11:06] Hey Nova, it's Midnight [21:11:06] And his aura slowed enemies that started within two of him [21:11:09] Guess what day it is [21:11:19] :D [21:11:31] Happy bday? [21:11:33] Happy Birthday to meeeeee! :D [21:11:43] http://demota.sandwich.net/1247322896.katie_anim.gif [21:11:47] Happy birthday, Nova [21:11:55] ._. [21:11:59] This [21:12:05] This is the worst birthday ever. [21:12:14] >=( [21:13:23] Hahahah what http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002358 [21:16:03] Nova: CHeck Mail [21:16:41] ? [21:16:53] Check your mail. [21:17:12] http://www.myspace.com/homestuck Oh, cool [21:17:37] regular mail? [21:17:42] You might like this, Dem. A lot of it is done in 16-bit synth style [21:17:44] E-mail. [21:18:05] Oh, neat [21:18:35] !!!!! [21:18:38] WOW! [21:18:44] Awesome Dem! Thanks! [21:19:07] Plants vs Zombies is addictive [21:20:36] What is that? [21:20:41] I've never heard of it [21:20:51] Mass Effect I heard lots of good things about. [21:20:55] I particularly like Sburban Jungle. It's a synth/piano piece [21:20:58] (Thanks for the alien porn, btw) [21:21:17] Ahahahaha "On the day of the gourmet solar eclipse, God sends his son down to earth to preach his message of peace and love to mankind by impregating a young virgin girl. Toriko's final goal will be to find that baby, and eat it." [21:21:18] It's a game that Steam says I've played 60 hours in the past two weeks [21:21:23] MAss Effect is effin awesome. [21:21:29] Hahahahhaha [21:21:34] hahaha [21:22:26] It's like... a tower defense game, but designed with casual audiences in mind [21:22:30] You might like Aggrieve, Dem [21:22:39] It reminds me of Megaman 2 music [21:23:03] * Eilenia nods [21:24:23] Lemme know when I'm Short Rested. [21:24:32] Whenever you want works for me [21:24:40] Nova: Even if your computer's old, you should be able to run PvZ on it [21:24:47] Mass Effect's gonna require more power, though [21:25:17] [Insert Tim Allen joke] [21:25:44] My computer's pretty decent, for the time when Mass Effect was released [21:25:52] * Eilenia nods [21:26:45] We also considered getting you: The Witcher, Rome: Total War, Beyond Good and Evil, Anno 1404, Galactic Civilizations, and More Goddamn Civilization. [21:27:11] Haha [21:27:29] Personally I think mass effect was the best choice so thanks! :D [21:27:32] haha [21:28:24] We figured you liked 4X games, but considering you JUST managed to pull yourself away from Sword of the Stars, we should probably wait so you don't get burned out on the genre [21:28:42] Yeah. Though the Elemental beta starts soon. :D [21:29:13] heh [21:29:20] I want to go back to Sword of the Stars too [21:29:30] Never got to play with any of you guys [21:29:33] I wonder if every Homestuck character is going to have their own instrument [21:29:36] Yeah. Adyen plays it too [21:29:45] Actually, I guess it's kind of a given that it is [21:29:48] I dunno, More Goddamn Civilization sounds like a pretty cool game. Instead of Leonard Nimoy reading various quotes, it'd be all Kevin Conroy reading Frank Miller quotes. :V [21:29:52] Er, that they will [21:29:54] Hahahahahha [21:29:57] I don't get it. :( [21:30:20] John has the piano, Rose plays the violin, and Dave has his turntables and mixing board [21:30:49] Dem: Kevin Conroy is the best Batman [21:30:53] Which makes me wonder what gardenGnostic plays [21:30:54] hahahaha [21:32:48] Hm. My "Marc Ecko: Getting Up Limited Edition" got requested in Goozex. But for 150 points. Or $7.50. [21:33:22] Can I roll perception for a detailed search? [21:33:30] Sure [21:34:00] 1d20+11 [21:34:01] Xan rolls 1D20+11: 12 +11 = 23 [21:34:31] I'm wondering if I should trade it. eBay has one copy selling for $20. And there's no way I'd get $7.50 from it for Gamestop [21:34:47] What sort of magical conveniences Cha? [21:34:54] The shipping would probably eat up a bunch of that, though. [21:34:54] I can't really get enough of those things. [21:35:03] Like when Mari found that pocket clock. [21:35:07] Get enough of what things? [21:35:17] Minor magical conveniences [21:35:29] Like a comb that brushes your hair for you or something [21:36:00] I could see Eve becoming obsessed with that comb [21:36:07] hee [21:36:25] Glamered? [21:36:31] MUST HAVE BEAUTIFUL FLOWINK HAIR [21:37:23] Alright. Magical amenities include a basket of everlasting provisions, a self-warming bed, what appears to be a planar orrery, re-made so that the world is no longer the center of the cosmos, an easel that, with some experimentation, is shown to 'remember' previous paintings, a wardrobe that dresses its owner, a set of self-applying everlasting cosmetics, and an old personal journal that seems to have an endless supply of blank pages [21:37:42] Bout time we get infinite food [21:37:47] The tent itself is also self-heating and comfortable, even in the oppressive cold outside [21:38:04] There are probably other things, too. This guy's been collecting shit for centuries [21:38:21] I'd like the journal [21:38:35] What for? [21:38:47] I attempt to fold the tent up, with all items inside, into my pocket. [21:38:56] :V [21:39:53] I want xan to start keeping a journal that I'll post online [21:41:07] Well, he doesn't need another guy's journal for that [21:41:12] I kinda want to do a journal thing too [21:41:22] .. say, how hard would it be to start a blog that multiple people can post to? [21:41:48] We could just make an Odals' fen travel log in google docs or something, I guess, but a blog idea could be neat [21:42:40] Well, we do it in a wiki for this other game. [21:42:48] http://www.big-metto.net/RP_Wiki/index.php?title=After_the_Flood [21:42:52] Not hard at all. My school did it on Blogger for student government [21:42:59] My character is Galapagod, elder sea turtle. [21:43:08] *Galapagos [21:43:19] heh [21:47:12] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [21:47:56] I was reading the sequel to JDatE, and the outline of a shattered doll's face faded in and out, just briefly and distinctly enough for me to notice it [21:48:06] D: [21:48:23] We're using real-world drugs in our setting? [21:48:35] Yeah [21:48:52] That made me jump first time I saw it [21:49:19] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa [21:49:21] I'd imagine they exist but wouldn't be illegal. [21:49:23] It happened again goddamnit [21:49:28] Just like pine trees would. [21:49:41] heh [21:49:42] Those are all naturally grown drugs. [21:49:49] Well, yeah, and we have dinosaurs, but we don't call them dinosaurs. :V [21:50:03] We used to :V [21:50:12] I imagine the legality probably depends on the culture, but Nerath is based on Rome, which didn't really have a restrictive drug policy [21:50:18] We used real world drugs in Sharn too. Phanos dealt pot. [21:50:26] heh [21:50:29] You never said it was pot. [21:50:29] That's because you don't have a high enough dinosaur lore skill. :| [21:50:34] Or cannibis [21:50:41] But it totally was:P [21:50:49] But you never said so. [21:50:59] I'm not particularly for or against the words being used, but I sort of figure there would be a more common fantasy-sounding name. [21:51:02] It could have been Dragonvine for wall we knew. [21:51:03] I had thought I did. [21:51:05] Like dreamleaf. [21:51:20] Or Vision Liquid. [21:51:23] I don't know I"m bad with names [21:51:24] :( [21:51:31] Dreamleaf was better. [21:51:32] I don't know, I think fantasy names should be for drugs that do more than real world drugs do. [21:51:34] It could be that there is a more fantasy-sounding name, but Xan's from Sigil, and they probably have drug slang from across the fucking multiverse there [21:51:42] Though there's already dreamlily in Sharn [21:51:45] Happy Birthday! :3 D: [21:52:01] Th-thanks? [21:52:47] Xan: Some real-world drugs have evocative names, too, though. Like 'black tar heroin', for instance [21:53:01] Indeed, but those are artificially manufactured. [21:53:17] You can't go pick a heroin leaf. [21:53:19] I kinda figure there are probably multiple names for drugs. Proper, scientific terms, folk terms, mystic terms, street terms, and so forth [21:53:30] Maybe *you* can't :c00l: [21:53:52] Well, yeah. Xan can't pick heroin leaves. He's got no arms [21:53:57] Phanos could totally pick a heroin leaf. [21:54:04] Hahahaahaha [21:54:04] Yeah, but he's got arms. [21:54:26] haha [21:56:29] 1d20+9 insight [21:56:30] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+9: 18 +9 = 27 [21:58:00] http://www.johndiesattheend.com/JaDatToT/bugattack.gif Hahahah [21:59:46] hee [22:02:46] Hey guys, it's midnight where I am now. :/ [22:02:53] :( [22:03:21] Yeah. I kinda want to call it, but there's no good stopping point. [22:03:30] yeah I'm gettin tired of typing on this uncomfortable desk [22:03:41] Well, we could call it anyway. [22:03:48] Just add a "session pause" tag instead [22:03:58] Maybe find an alternate day to resume [22:05:00] Jesus Rusty I'm trying to end the session [22:05:09] Well, he could say the name of the power [22:05:11] Then session end [22:05:50] Pshh [22:05:55] I'm into roleplay [22:06:06] Is that anything like Star Platinum? [22:06:42] It's pretty rude to keep everyone awake that wants to go to sleep with your roleplay Rusty [22:06:49] Just let the session end. [22:07:46] FUCKING VECNA [22:08:02] * Paera is now known as Yon [22:08:09] VEcnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [22:08:12] Yeah, damn me and my gaming. [22:08:13] * Eve_Kasnora is now known as Nova [22:08:18] * Xan is now known as Mechazawa [22:08:21] Stupid me. [22:08:23] Well, it was a good session overall. [22:08:29] Everyone calm down and be happy D: [22:08:32] The trick to keeping an eladrin prisoner is to put a bag over their head. :| [22:08:33] Uh no, Rusty, damn you and your prolonging the end of the session multiple people were wanting to end. [22:08:39] haha [22:08:46] I didn't see the other window dude [22:08:55] I was just paying attention to the IC channel. [22:08:57] Cha: Why didn't I think of that >_< [22:09:03] Be happy Nova the desk doesn't control you, you control the desk. D: [22:09:31] Good question. :( [22:09:42] Rusty: That's a valid defense then. [22:09:49] Well, Eve's not really all that clever. :| [22:09:55] Nope! [22:09:57] Int 8 [22:10:22] She doesn't know a lot, but works well with what she does. (Wis 14) [22:10:41] Anyway, night guys [22:10:43] It might not be common knowledge that sight is required for eladrin fey-stepping, either. [22:10:45] Night Nova [22:10:47] Night [22:10:49] Yeah [22:11:00] I probably wont be around until I get back to jacksonville [22:11:03] Elena's probably not even aware of that, it's just something she DOES. [22:11:05] Laters [22:11:05] night man [22:11:07] Whe'll that be? [22:11:33] sunday night [22:11:35] Charles: Post treasure in channel? [22:11:36] Alright [22:11:39] JUst in time, then [22:13:09] * Nova (novaseaker@cpe-24-168-45-216.si.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [22:13:20] I dunno what the treasure is, exactly [22:13:38] k [22:14:33] Man, I'm tempted to make Aurora lean more heavily towards Controller again. [22:14:37] * Eilenia is now known as Demota [22:14:59] Though I should probably try to be more diverse with roles so I don't burn out on a role [22:15:17] I think after Aurora, I'll want to play a Striker or Defender. Probably a Striker [22:15:34] Battlecleric/Avenger might be an interesting build [22:16:34] Fey Horse, Fey Horse, Fey Horse, Fey Horse, He rides across the Feywild, the thoroughbred of whim, he got the application you just sent in [22:16:42] Well, Dem, Phanos is controller/controller [22:17:08] I sort of saw Aurora as a healer/laser cleric type. [22:17:24] Yeah, same here [22:17:39] I just felt like Elena REALLY hit on her Controller thing here and it was pretty cool [22:18:34] It's better to play variety. [22:20:08] Yeah [22:22:36] Aw man. I forgot to mention the invisible servant in the upper floor of the tent. [22:22:39] aw [22:22:49] Well, you can describe it and we can insert it into the log [22:22:56] I was going to mention that as Xan was searching and moving stuff around, and invisible force was moving things back into place [22:23:27] And then we can disenchant every single minor magical item and use them for Tenser's Floating Disc to carry residuum [22:23:32] And drive nova mad [22:24:21] I figure for the 'various ritual components', that was just because I didn't want to state how much of each sort there was [22:24:31] I figure you can just count it as universal components [22:25:23] I'm going to pass out now. Nightguys. [22:25:29] Night [22:25:34] Night [22:25:38] Oh, hey, no level after coldheart means bigger fight ahead. [22:25:46] So let's be on guard. [22:26:13] Yeah, I'd say you're one or two fights away from a level [22:26:13] * Mechazawa (rustangel@ip-118-219.atvci.net) Quit (Quit: I am not ignorant, I am intelligent. I'm not an ape, I am the way, I am the truth. I am religion, I am politics, I am a psychoanalyst, I'm an inkblot shaped like Zeus) [22:26:40] I just didn't want to give a level away after 3 fights, mostly, though I'm unsure [22:26:56] I want to ask 'do you guys feel you're ready' but that feels like a stupid question [22:27:42] * Demota nods [22:28:16] http://brawlhacks.wikia.com/wiki/File:GandW_drmanhattan.jpg Needs more dong [22:29:01] hahahahah [22:29:03] That reminds me, there's a 'highway sponsored by' sign on I-95 near the next town over that says the highway's sponsored by Mr. Steer and Meats butcher shop [22:29:18] And Mr. Steer and Meats makes me think of a grotesque version of Mr. Game and Watch [22:30:14] hahahahah [22:30:21] That's horrifying [22:37:50] Hahahah http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Niankh.jpg Khnumhotep and Niankhkhnum, circa 2400 B.C. ... fucking queermos. [22:38:28] haha [22:39:37] http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/rifts-japan.php ooh [22:43:45] You know, it kind of just occured to me that Bakemongoatari kind of reminds me of a Kevin Smith movie, in how the dialogue works [22:44:25] Howso? [22:44:49] Like, the most recent episode had a fairly long diversion about what the main character was going to do after high school and wether he was going to move in with his girlfriend and all that, and after that they kind of meandered back into talking about plot-relevant information [22:45:36] But nothing they said in the intervening time was actually relevant. It was *interesting*, but the show is seriously, like, 75% conversations irrelevant to the whole supernatural mystery aspect of the show [22:45:57] heh [22:46:49] (Though I'd say that the supernatural mystery element of the show is kind of irrelevant compared to 'how does Araragi deal with his life' [22:47:23] It's kind of like a slice of life show, except that it's not all pointless and stupid and drenched in hypermarketable moe pap. :| [22:47:53] Does it have castanets? :( [22:48:25] It has staplers. :V [22:49:44] Man, now I kinda want to see an un tan-styled gift of Senjougahara bopping back and forth and slapping a stapler. :| [22:49:52] hahahah [22:50:43] hahahha [22:50:43] Steve: This is the lame laser version of that tie you get at the fancy restaurant when you forgot to wear yours. [22:50:43] Zack: I appreciate the thoroughness of a laser sight on a laser. Maybe next time add an under-barrel gun that can shoot tracers until you feel you're right on target and then you fire the laser. [22:50:43] Steve: Come on, admit it. This isn't that bad. [22:50:43] Zack: It looks to me like the sort of gun someone would make in prison out of a ballpoint pen and a couple of lasers. [22:51:10] Hahahahah [22:54:07] hahahah [22:54:08] Zack: Badass color or not, he's got a nipple cannon in the middle of his chest and that flap on his crotch says NINJABOT. [22:54:08] Steve: NINJABOT? [22:54:12] http://i.somethingawful.com/u/elpintogrande/august09/ninjabot.gif [22:55:03] http://www.cracked.com/funny-107-dungeons-dragons/ This is largely funny because it claims that 3e D&D is more complex and arcane than 2e. :| [22:55:17] hahah [22:57:36] http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-wondrous-items.php I want a pdf of this book [23:04:11] Hahahahha [23:04:11] Steve: Forget about laundry, I just want to climb into that thing and hang out with these skeleton dudes. They look like they know how to have a good time. [23:04:11] Zack: They do look suspiciously fun-loving for undead. [23:04:11] Steve: I'd climb down there and be like, "Waddup, boners!? Got some Red Stripes and White Castles, let's get this party started." [23:04:11] Zack: And then with single-minded purpose they would attempt to wash you. [23:04:23] hahahah [23:05:08] Hahahaha [23:05:08] Zack: What I have gleaned from this image is that skeleton is to necromancer as pterodactyl is to Flintstone. [23:05:08] Steve: Oh, dang, you're right. I bet the necromancer has a phonograph that is a skeleton playing a record with his finger bone in the groove and a skeleton coat rack covered with evil robes and skull hats. [23:05:58] hahahahahahah [23:06:15] Hahahahaha, I just read up and saw the un tan stapler comment, I can't get the image out of my head now [23:06:39] Seriously, neither can I :( [23:12:14] And holy shit the Kevin Smith comparison is so apt. Just with anime and h games instead of Star Wars and comic books. [23:14:02] (I laughed so hard at Araragi's "I already won the game with the hardest girl" line) [23:14:27] Hahahah [23:18:39] Also, I can't fucking believe that I only caught onto Araragi's ahoge representing his dick until the latest episode. [23:22:34] (it is the second most awesome ahoge in all of anime.) [00:13:52] Hahahahah, in response to the "Swords are easy-mode" thing from grognards.txt earlier: [00:13:53] Amish Ninja posted: [00:13:53] And when you had a bunch of people throwing rocks at each other, everyone knew it was just a fight mode for pansies who couldn't handle one on one confrontation. Fact: everyone who isn't a UFC fighter is a huge pussy who is playing life on FUCKING easy mode. [00:13:53] actually cain and abel got into the first neckbeard flame war when rock came out and we all know how that came out [01:08:51] Ahahahah, on Endless Eight finally being over: "I'm just glad you guys didn't buy any banner ads like last time." http://img.waffleimages.com/5e4bae1c2b2a7fc0f144e7e9d00b03c121a93599/EndlessEight [01:57:53] * Yon is now known as sleepyon [03:17:27] Hahahaha [04:02:40] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [05:17:11] * Kentaro (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) has joined #Exalted [05:17:21] * Kentaro is now known as Charles [05:17:25] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Charles [06:15:43] http://bruno.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/c7/c7db4d6959eba14062c4ab9e86ed2be37c499da3.jpg what [06:18:31] http://www.destructoid.com/dead-rising-lost-planet-and-devil-may-cry-4-for-40-sold--143635.phtml [06:19:04] http://gamepolitics.com/2009/08/10/upcoming-rpg-risen-smacked-australian-banhammer [06:28:36] Wow, that political comic makes literally no sense [06:28:41] Yeah [06:28:49] It seems like the kind of thing a schizophrenic political cartoonist would make [06:29:12] It'll be interesting to see if political cartoons become more like the crazy cat paintings in the coming years End of #Exalted buffer Tue Aug 11 06:29:41 2009