Session Start: Thu Sep 03 00:00:00 2009 Session Ident: #Exalted 03[17:58:07] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-66-177-27-131.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [17:58:22] God, WiiFit is the greatest invention ever 01[17:58:52] It's pretty good [17:58:55] I totally didn't feel like I was exercising even though I'm wetting like crazy 01[17:58:58] Charles wants to use it, but he's too heavy. 03[17:59:06] * Demota is now known as Eilenia 01[17:59:09] 1d20 [17:59:09] Eilenia rolls 1D20: 16 [17:59:12] sweatting* 01[17:59:26] What exercises you trying? [17:59:32] Aerobic stuff 01[17:59:43] For the most part, I used the 30-minute timed run and watchanime [17:59:45] I did the step game and the hula hoop 06[17:59:47] * Eilenia nods [18:00:16] I'm just too physically dense is what [18:00:19] I decided I'm going to workout for 30 coin-mintues 03[18:00:21] * Topic is '#Exalted: You relieved yourself! Your condition became "SCORPIAN VADER. YOUR FRIEND IS HERE!" | Sharn II: SEND ME YOUR WISHES http://exaltedsharn.wikidot.com/wishlists| Odal's Fen: hecho en mexico | Dem's GT IP: 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 | Youkai Thursdays 5 Pacific | http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg |TV screens means soft core gay erotica' 03[18:00:21] * Set by NovaSeaker!novaseaker@c-24-129-21-196.hsd1.fl.comcast.net on Mon Aug 24 23:08:14 01[18:00:32] 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 [18:00:36] Every day [18:00:41] We're doing odal? 01[18:00:44] Nova: My fit piggy is gold. :3 01[18:00:46] Yeah [18:00:46] oh right! [18:01:00] Sorry! I forgot we rescheduled for today 03[18:01:06] * NovaSeaker is now known as Eve_Kasnora 03[18:01:32] * Yon is now known as Paera 01[18:01:38] hm... 01[18:01:57] I need to call Game Kastle about Space Hulk tomorrow. It's the day before the official release... 01[18:03:51] ... you know, I think I'll just cancel Beatles and see how I feel about it later. Amazon's started doing a "Shipping soon" thing with some items where I can't cancel the order 03[18:04:48] * Eve_Kasnora is now known as NovaSeaker 03[18:04:51] * ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaSeaker 03[18:05:45] * NovaSeaker changes topic to '#Exalted: You relieved yourself! Your condition became "SCORPIAN VADER. YOUR FRIEND IS HERE!" | Sharn II: Labor Day may intefere with next session | Odal's Fen: hecho en mexico | Dem's GT IP: 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 | Youkai Thursdays 5 Pacific | http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg |TV screens means soft core gay erotica' 03[18:05:52] * NovaSeaker is now known as Eve_Kasnora 01[18:06:21] Canceled. 01[18:06:33] I've got no plans Labor Day. I assume you might? 01[18:06:40] Rusty rusty rusty [18:06:41] Might [18:06:54] Saying Mechazawa pings him, I think 01[18:07:00] Mechazawa [18:07:13] Mechazawa! [18:07:20] (It's showtime!) 01[18:07:23] Maybe if I say it three times while looking at a bathroom mirror when the lights are off. :/ 01[18:07:32] GT is up. 01[18:07:35] 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 [18:07:40] I went for the Beatlegeuse reference 01[18:07:56] I thought it was Beetlejuice 01[18:08:11] Oh, I heard Tim Burton's putting out another movie? [18:08:11] Yeah, for the ghost with the most, it's Beetlejuice [18:08:14] Wow 01[18:08:20] But it's not claymation. [18:08:23] THat map is awesome [18:08:35] That's when I was in NY and had no GT :( 01[18:08:39] :( [18:08:42] Nice work, Cha :) 01[18:08:46] Well, it was a great deal less blue 01[18:08:51] I don't know how to fix the background [18:09:58] Wait, nice work on what? [18:10:08] the map? [18:10:46] Oh [18:10:50] Thanks [18:11:31] heh [18:11:52] The last map loaded for me was the tavern in Sharn [18:12:08] And I was all confused because I don't run that game, let alone draw maps for it [18:12:15] Dem [18:12:23] Learn to use the blast 5 template o_o [18:12:31] Heh 01[18:12:44] When did that get there? 01[18:13:00] When'll we start? [18:13:25] I just put it there 01[18:13:48] Yay [18:13:57] To show you that there's one template to use instead of peacemealing together lines and boxes [18:14:07] It's also a Burst 2 [18:14:22] like so 01[18:14:59] Did we find any dead pooka storage for coldheart? 01[18:15:16] Rusty says: 01[18:15:18] At taco bell 01[18:15:21] Be home soon [18:15:21] Best I can tell, Eve's still wearing him like a stole or some shit 01[18:15:42] She really wants to be close to eladrin, doesn't she? :| [18:17:12] ...She's got a hobby. 01[18:17:33] Whittling? [18:18:06] ...maybe 01[18:19:15] Shoot. Can I say Elena retroactively spend a surge to heal up? 01[18:19:21] She's at 4/6 surges right now 01[18:19:35] And 19/36 HP, apparently [18:20:08] http://kotaku.com/5351629/gundam-creator-video-games-are-evil HUMAN SOULS ARE WEIGHED DOWN BY [strikeout]GRAV[/strikeout]VIDEOGAMES 01[18:20:30] hahahahaha [18:21:02] Hahahaha [18:21:15] Sure, spend that surge 01[18:21:26] Nova, I messed up editing the sharn wikiiiii [18:21:47] Zaaaaakuuuuuuuu [18:21:59] How [18:22:44] So yeah, I think I'm buying a new computer next month 01[18:22:57] Sorry. ._. [18:23:13] Don't be 01[18:23:14] ( Mass effect. D: ) [18:23:25] Mass Effect :D 01[18:23:35] Oh, don't get Fallout 3 until October or so 01[18:23:41] That's when an edition of the game comes out with all of the DLC [18:23:48] heh [18:23:53] but no pip boy :( 01[18:24:20] Well, the pipboys are all gone by now anyways [18:24:27] yeah [18:24:33] thanks holly >:( 01[18:25:16] hahahahhahaa, wow. [18:25:22] She made me loose sight of what's really important. [18:25:24] Videogames! 01[18:25:28] Ther'es a /tg/ thread about using the Bull of Pasiphae as a torture device [18:25:40] Horrendously expensive "collectible" bullshit! [18:25:54] Bull of Pasiphae? 01[18:26:06] Are you fmailiar with the origins of the minotaur? [18:27:57] Yes [18:28:05] Woman mated with bull 01[18:28:12] Are you familiar with the specifics? [18:28:26] Zeus transformed into a bull and raped woman? 01[18:28:31] Amazingly... 01[18:28:32] No. 01[18:28:36] Zeus didn't rape the woman. [18:28:36] Wow [18:28:49] Zeus transforme dinto a bull and date raped the woman? [18:28:51] Zeus was a sexy-ass bull [18:28:59] He charmed her [18:29:06] It was creepy rape, not violent rape 01[18:29:07] Zeus made her fall in love with a bull, then she constructed a wooden cow, and she got into it, and then the bull sexed her. [18:29:17] .... 01[18:29:24] He didn't rape her at all. [18:29:30] It's not mythically unlikely that any of us would fuck Zeus if he appeared to us in whatever crazy form came to mind [18:29:33] So the bull of pasiphae is the wooden cow? 01[18:29:46] Yeah, and it' sbeing suggested as a torture device in /tg/ [18:29:53] o_o [18:30:08] ... /tg/ is a scary place 01[18:30:59] http://zip.4chan.org/tg/src/1252010100627.jpg [18:31:53] Cha, did you see those e-cigs i bought? [18:32:15] ahahaha [18:32:32] I'll be back in a bit [18:32:49] I'm vaguely aware that meme is making fun of... what, NCIS? CIS? but my absolute favorite part of it is him putting sunglasses over sunglasses [18:32:55] Yeah, I was considering getting a pack, but if it's not on fire I don't think it's worth it 01[18:33:12] There's nothing stopping you from lighting it, Charles 01[18:33:18] CSI Miami [18:33:23] not on fire? [18:33:28] Also, Zeus is pretty awesome, I have a great deal of respect for a god who uses his severed arm as a rocket punch. [18:33:48] wait what? 03[18:33:57] * Mechazawa is now known as Xan [18:34:12] Oi, sorry about that. Caught me at food run [18:34:18] Oh hey, Yon, you know Mari can get a rocket-punch, right? [18:34:22] No problem [18:34:48] Also, there are girls over here. Attractive ones. Excuse my inattentiveness in advance [18:35:06] How far away do you live from me again? 01[18:35:24] I was vaguley interested in the e-cigs just because they're a wacky tech product, but they don't grab me much 01[18:35:30] And they don't have chocolate [18:35:34] I'm in south louisana. [18:36:01] Dammit man, I need advance warning of the attractive girls. [18:36:30] I can't just hop over to south louisana likes it's nothing >:( [18:36:34] This is a sudden attack of attractive girls. [18:36:53] Your spotters are derelict in their duty. 01[18:36:54] 1d20 [18:36:54] A tidal surge, if you will [18:36:54] Eilenia rolls 1D20: 18 [18:36:54] For me, a large part of the value of smoking is the social experience, and I think it'd be super gay to hang out with real smokers with an fake electronic cigarette [18:37:07] Haha, what is it a flash-flood? [18:37:12] Yeah, speaking of rolling dice let's get some inits up in this piece [18:37:15] er... too soon? 01[18:37:22] 1d29+7 [18:37:22] Eilenia rolls 1D29+7: 1 +7 = 8 01[18:37:25] er 01[18:37:28] 1d20+7 [18:37:28] Eilenia rolls 1D20+7: 8 +7 = 15 [18:37:34] That was the blackest thing I've ever heard you say, Cha [18:37:50] 1d20+4 [18:37:51] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+4: 1 +4 = 5 [18:37:52] And gotta update the builder 01[18:37:58] http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/09/03/japans-new-first-lady-not-from-venus-was-only-visiting/?hp [18:37:58] I have my moments of speaking like a homeboy [18:38:10] I really like how as a player, with the builder, I don't even need to own books [18:38:10] Hah. I parsed that as like "Black: adj> Depressing, emo" [18:38:28] Yeah [18:38:31] 1d20+4 [18:38:31] Charles rolls 1D20+4: 4 +4 = 8 01[18:38:33] “While my body was sleeping, I think my spirit flew on a triangular-shaped U.F.O. to Venus,” she said. “It was an extremely beautiful place and was very green.” Her first husband suggested that it was probably just a dream — but Mr. Hatoyama, she insisted, would not be so dismissive. “My current husband has a different way of thinking,” she said. “He would surely say, ‘Oh, that’s great!’” [18:38:37] the DDI subscription is totally worth it 01[18:38:38] The new first lady of Japan. :toot: [18:38:41] If you have a PC 01[18:38:44] DDI is DEFINITELY worth it. 01[18:38:54] Well, you'll need the PHB, at least. [18:38:54] 1d20+3 [18:38:54] Charles rolls 1D20+3: 20 +3 = 23 01[18:39:00] DDI doesn't have mechanics. [18:39:04] Sure does [18:39:07] It does [18:39:11] The rules compendium [18:39:12] Compendium now has a rules glossery [18:39:18] 4d20+5 [18:39:19] Charles rolls 4D20+5: 3 16 19 14 +5 = 57 [18:39:36] It gets you all of the information and constantly updates and organizes it [18:39:45] No more rifling through books. 01[18:39:53] well I lik ehaving books anyway. :( [18:39:59] Yeah me too [18:40:05] I became an expert book rifler with 3,5 [18:40:09] Hahaha me too [18:40:10] I still use the 3.5 books [18:40:14] Yeah, I like being able to read my gaming materials when not on a PC [18:40:21] 4e is too easy to need em unless it's fluff material [18:40:40] But I still feel like *every* non-WotC company is remiss in not having equivalent products to Character Builder and the Compendium 01[18:40:47] Is anyone else gonna roll init? :( 01[18:40:52] Yeah [18:41:03] "Hey Anthony, where was that thing... that list thats says how much gold you get if you start ab-" "The Character Wealthy by Level table? DMG pg 135" "... Thanks Anthony." [18:41:20] Shit, that still rings a bell [18:41:35] I'm actually not totally certain anymore is 135 [18:41:50] I've let all my 3.5 knowledge atrophe because I'm so fucking happy with 4e [18:41:50] I used to be 01[18:42:04] Used to be a person that rolled initiative? >:( [18:42:16] 1d20+9 [18:42:16] Xan rolls 1D20+9: 14 +9 = 23 [18:42:20] Whats going on? 01[18:42:27] Squirbos. [18:42:30] We just saw orcust cultist zombies [18:42:42] In the catacombs beneath the shadowfell reflection of Ivorgard. 01[18:42:44] We better get our Wall-Nuts ready. 06[18:42:56] * Eilenia puts a Wall-Nut in Eve's hand. [18:43:12] I guess we should wait for Yon [18:43:12] ARRAAAHAHGHGAHGLE! (Howdy, neighbor!) 01[18:43:29] BECAUSE I'M CRAZY [18:43:33] Haha 01[18:43:45] I found out there's already Plants vs ZOmbies 34. Thanks, /tg/. [18:44:20] 34? 01[18:44:33] Rule 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions. [18:44:40] Ohshit, is that the Internel Rule where there's por-... [18:44:42] WHAT [18:46:52] Dem, where did you screw up the sharn wiki? 01[18:47:15] The side panel 01[18:47:23] I made a thing for a party log 01[18:47:27] And then it says I can't make new pages 03[18:47:46] * Adyen (senranda@74.12.128.167) has joined #Exalted [18:48:09] You also forgot the space between the asterix and the brackets [18:48:24] Are you trying to link to the googledoc? 01[18:48:28] Hi Adyen 01[18:48:32] Nope. 01[18:48:42] I'm just trying to make a new wiki page, juts like you told me to [18:49:20] do you have a wikidot account? 01[18:49:31] Yeah. 01[18:49:36] I'm signed in and everything [18:50:05] oh, I had it on only "site members" [18:50:11] I switched it to all [18:50:19] go ahead and create it 01[18:50:34] I'm a site member, I thought [18:50:48] You're a member of wikidott, but not of exaltedsharn [18:50:55] gotta figure out how to do that [18:51:00] what's your username? 01[18:51:53] Demota, probably [18:53:00] nope [18:53:08] sign in and tell me what it says on the top right [18:53:14] before my account [18:53:28] Hey Cha [18:53:36] Yeah? [18:53:40] Do you mind if I switch out an encounter power for one in divine power? [18:53:48] Feel free [18:53:49] Arcing Smite to Strength to Valor 02[18:53:49] * Adyen (senranda@74.12.128.167) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) 01[18:53:51] Grant Chen [18:53:52] Thanks [18:54:00] I'm not a stickler for retraining rules [18:54:15] As long as you intend it as a permanent (or trial) change 06[18:55:45] * Eve_Kasnora nods. 01[18:55:53] As opposed to retooling yourself to match every encounter [18:56:02] Yeah [18:56:17] I basically switched out a "hit two things and mark them shittily (no sanction)" "hit all things next to you, gain temp hp for everything hit" 06[18:56:51] * Charles nods [18:57:28] Does anyone else have a wikidott account? [18:57:50] I'll keep access open to everyone unless everyone has one [18:58:08] then I can close everything to anyone that isn't a member of our wiki specifically [18:59:07] I hope Blucig comes out with a caramel flavor 01[18:59:18] I hope it comes out with bubblegum [18:59:26] I tried an ecig over the fourth of july holiday, one of my friends had it, and it was really cool [18:59:37] Carmel flavor without carmel texture sounds *super gross* [18:59:46] It was nice :( [19:00:00] Personally I'm hoping the coffee flavor tastes more like how coffee smells than how it tastes [19:00:03] Cause if it does AWESOME [19:00:15] I'm just imagining breathing carmel gas into my lungs and eeeuuuugh [19:00:20] haha 01[19:00:24] Nintendo just sent me an e-mail , asking me what's short, round, and tastes like a mustache [19:00:31] .... 01[19:00:32] http://img.ed4.net/nintendo/2009/090831_mario/2.jpg [19:00:34] mario cookie? [19:00:38] My high school girlfriend :( [19:00:45] ahahahaha 01[19:00:47] http://www.bowsersinsidestory.com/ 01[19:00:49] haha [19:00:52] I saw the trailer for that [19:00:56] It looked super cool 01[19:01:03] I wanna get this. I LOVED every other MArio & Luigi game [19:01:06] (Kaiju bowser fights!) [19:01:13] I only played the first one 01[19:01:19] Superstar Saga? [19:01:23] Yeah [19:01:33] It was really fun [19:01:43] Man, that was back when I worked at Pathmark [19:01:48] My first real job [19:02:00] That sounds like an all-natural supermarket [19:02:07] It's not [19:02:32] I'm just saying it has the verbal cadence of one [19:02:32] Top Tomato and Western Beef were the all-naturals in our area [19:02:45] And Trader Joe's if you crossed the bridge into jersey 06[19:02:56] * Eilenia nods [19:02:56] Really? 01[19:03:05] You should give the next one a try, Partners in Time [19:03:13] And I'm back, sorry bout that 01[19:03:15] It's difficult to find, though. You'll have to buy it online, and probably second hand 01[19:03:18] Hey [19:03:18] Cause all of my local naturals were three syllables, so it doesn't have that connotation to me [19:03:47] Four in the case of Top Tomato [19:03:51] Wholefoods and Pathmark sound similar to me 06[19:03:56] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [19:03:59] Top Tomato doesn't even sound like a real store [19:04:01] It's better than Publix. 01[19:04:05] Yeah 01[19:04:08] It sounds like a video game item [19:04:08] It sounds like a store you'd find in Dead Rising [19:04:16] Hah [19:04:20] ...h-hivemind? [19:04:24] hahaha [19:04:32] Judges? 06[19:04:38] * Eve_Kasnora turns to Yon and Rusty. 01[19:04:41] What's the init? [19:04:52] I'll post it once we get Yon out of the way 06[19:05:01] * Eilenia whacks Yon. [19:05:03] Or at least, finalize it [19:05:07] ooooo [19:05:08] And post it next round [19:05:16] I'm liking this background color feature 01[19:05:34] Should we drag our pogs on and mark them up? [19:06:06] 1d20+2 [19:06:06] Paera rolls 1D20+2: 16 +2 = 18 [19:06:08] Sure [19:06:47] Oh, if you guys are starting way up there: [19:07:09] Those 'doors' are stone tiles that seem notably different from the rest of the floor [19:07:51] Oh, and Nova, the 'Severed arm rocket punch' thing is from Shin Mazinger. Kouji travels back in time and meets Zeus, who is fighting Hades. Hades cuts one of Zeus' arms off, and then Kouji comes in with Mazinger and rocket punches Hades. Zeus looks, goes THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN! He picks his own severed arm up, screams ROCKET PUNCH!, and throws it at Hades. [19:08:15] ahahahaha [19:08:35] Er [19:08:37] (later on Mazinger gains the ability to merge with Zeus' severed arm, allowing it to transform into a gigantic rocket punch) [19:08:52] I thought Eve was striding up there and was close enough to see they were zombies [19:09:05] hahahaha [19:09:29] Oh, no, it's pretty obvious they're zombies from a good 40 feet away [19:09:40] (Shin Mazinger is fucking awesome) [19:09:44] What with being bloated and roiling with necrotic energies and missing important body parts and so forth [19:09:50] Ah okay [19:09:53] Well.. [19:10:03] I still think Eve got closer than that before she started shouting at them [19:10:10] 40 feet is a long ways away [19:10:18] (Also, I put stone slabs down) [19:10:27] Okay, cool [19:10:43] Fuck, I don't remember what my HP or anything was at. We're still on the same day as when we fought Coldheart, right? [19:10:51] I think so, yeah [19:10:58] So, is it established that you guys are just wandering across those out of place slabs? [19:11:11] Eve is, alone [19:11:24] Or at least, eve was the first to cross them 06[19:11:31] * Charles nods [19:11:39] I forget, did I use my Rain of Steel daily? [19:11:47] I think I did. Did Coldheart have minions? [19:11:59] 1d20+10 [19:12:00] Charles rolls 1D20+10: 6 +10 = 16 [19:12:09] 16 probably doesn't hit your reflex [19:12:14] misses by 1 [19:12:47] Mechazawa , we summon you [19:13:03] Xan ? 01[19:13:08] Should I text him and spend money again? :/ [19:13:12] Alright. As you walk across the blindingly obvious triggers for the trap, a pair of interlocking razors shoot out of the wall at waist height 01[19:13:25] I have no idea how much money I've spent on text messages. :( [19:13:25] He warned us about the hot girls [19:13:34] You manage to duck under (Or jump over if you're Shaq) just in time [19:13:45] Eve O'Neil [19:14:27] Shit [19:14:32] Do we have anyone with theivery? 01[19:14:41] I have prestidigitation. [19:14:53] I think I used cascade of light but not consecrated ground... 01[19:16:06] Can we see the zombies from here? [19:16:10] Yeah [19:16:13] Let me place them 01[19:16:39] Also, what is the codified and finalized ritual rules, so I can put them down in a place where I can remember them? 01[19:16:41] Oh, wow. [19:16:42] Ah, Coldheart did have minions 01[19:16:52] Dwarf Fortress in-dev version now has dwarf doctors giving brain splints [19:16:54] So I used both my dailies in that fight [19:17:24] I'm just gonna say that I have...half my surges left? Is that fair? I need to keep track of this shit better. :/ [19:17:54] Eve has 2/3rds of hers [19:17:59] And she uses them a lot more than Paera 01[19:18:01] I've got 3 / 6. [19:18:14] She also has a lot more than Paera [19:18:20] Half seems fair [19:18:21] Eve's used 4 [19:18:25] true [19:19:10] 1d20+9 [19:19:11] Charles rolls 1D20+9: 13 +9 = 22 01[19:19:30] http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1627 :( [19:20:02] Xan's turn [19:20:24] I'm just gonna have him delay until he checks in 01[19:20:37] Alright [19:21:18] Where's my pog? [19:21:32] you didn't put him on the board yet 01[19:21:41] He's not in the pc_ series [19:22:41] his pog is named Tepis 01[19:23:09] Alright 01[19:23:12] Xan's next to Eve? [19:23:35] I put placed him on the board whereever [19:24:09] He charged in [19:24:16] Hmm, I'm a bit confused by the power card for turn undead. [19:24:41] what's up? 01[19:24:43] What's it say? [19:25:04] It doesn't seem to have worked in my feat, but I'm not sure. The card has a note about the feat at the bottom, but it's completely different than what the actual feat says elsewhere on the sheet. [19:25:06] Rusty: There's a razor trap in those panels you moved across to get there. You still doing that? 01[19:25:20] What's the wording? [19:25:23] The feat is purifying light. [19:25:37] I'll have stopped short [19:25:45] what's the wording? [19:25:49] It'll give me cover [19:25:52] Rusty: Why not jump over? [19:25:55] Ah [19:26:04] The power card says "+4 purifying light bonus to attack rolls against undead targets - purifying light" [19:26:27] Quarrying zombie 3 [19:26:35] The feat says "+1 on attack rolls with radiant attacks against undead" [19:26:48] Then twin strike 01[19:26:51] ... weird. [19:27:00]