Start of #Exalted buffer: Tue Oct 06 08:01:22 2009 03[13:37:26] * Now talking in #Exalted [17:04:41] Alright, get IC. We're gonna try to start in 15 [17:04:44] * Demota is now known as Eilenia [17:04:49] I'm in #Odal [17:04:57] Will we need Gametable today? [17:04:57] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Charles [17:05:04] Possibly [17:05:12] Spinning it up [17:05:14] * Mechazawa is now known as Xan [17:05:25] #Odal isn't registered, so I'd appreciate it if everyone got out so I could set the channel topic if we need init [17:05:46] I'm getting out [17:06:06] * Yon is now known as Paera [17:06:42] Hahahaha, I love the story about the baseball mud. CLOSELY GUARDED SECRET...for something sold for $24. [17:06:53] Yeah [17:06:55] What the hell [17:08:32] Alright, people can get in now [17:08:47] Hahahhaha, I love the sea monkeys thing [17:08:51] It doesn't even have the excuse of volume. [17:08:51] Oh hell, there's no backlog for some reason [17:08:57] It's because it's been too long [17:09:01] Check my site for the backlog [17:09:47] The fact that the guy who came up with sea monkeys is also responsibe for so much of that OTHER bullshit that was sold in comic books...hahahaha [17:10:10] I don't feel like puzzling through your directories, Riddler, can you give me a hint? [17:10:35] Oh god, never encourage the Riddler. D: [17:11:38] eugh. [17:11:41] http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg/ednd/odal/ [17:11:46] tell me what part of the URL is confusing [17:12:04] Then I will attempt to fix it. [17:12:36] 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 [17:12:58] It's the fact that it's three directories deep and I can't remember that shit at all [17:13:20] Oh for fucks sake [17:13:35] I tried to open it in Chrome and it just downloaded an unformatted file [17:14:09] yeah, I don't know how to fix that [17:14:15] I've been trying for years. [17:14:33] * NovaSeaker is now known as Eve_Kasnora [17:14:52] Well, Dem, you DO have an immense number of files on your account, and I don't know about everyone else, but when I go to your site, things are sorted alphebetically with the directories just smack in the middle of unrelated image files. [17:15:04] So if I don't know what I'm looking for already, I can't find it [17:15:35] * Eilenia nods. [17:15:42] Yeah. If you could organize so that the folders were seperate from the files, that'd be great. Especially since it's in some kind of crazy double-alphabetical order [17:15:49] I don't know how to do that. [17:15:51] Also they're sorted alphebetically TWICE, like it goes from z back to a and then continues somehwere in the mid-what Cha said. [17:15:55] Where it starts at A, goes to Z, starts at A again, and goes to- Yeah [17:16:08] Oh, I see. [17:16:10] Capital letters. [17:16:33] It starts at A, goes to Z, then starts at a, then goes to z. [17:16:37] I will fix this. [17:17:00] Basically your Sandwich account is the Afghanistan of directories, and I can't begin to figure out where the files, which in this analogy are the Taliban, are hiding [17:17:57] Okay, I'm *almost* able to make sense of the logs [17:18:20] Try opening the unfomratted .txt in Word or someting [17:18:27] If there are any major continuity digressions between this session and the last, we can blame it on Orcus punching the walls of the Shadowfell. [17:18:32] For some reaosn, opening it in word displays it just fine [17:18:37] Or open office [17:19:34] haha [17:19:41] But Orcus doesn't even have a neck-slot item! [17:19:51] Yeah, I open Dem's crazy unformatted texts in word when I need to read them [17:20:37] Cha: Haaahaahahaha [17:21:15] Does this mean if we fail to stop Orcus, we get a cosmic goatse? D: [17:21:23] Hahaha [17:21:48] I wish I knew how to fix the formatting issue. It's been really frustrating [17:25:33] Gametable is open [17:25:38] 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 [17:27:38] * Eve_Kasnora (novaseaker@c-67-191-96-136.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [17:31:24] * Eve_Kasnora (novaseaker@c-67-191-96-136.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [17:32:31] Nova: 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 [17:34:04] wow... that's a really old map [17:34:27] ... oh, shoot. I might have something newer. Hm. [17:34:33] fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck [17:34:33] Made in the early 60s if the pogs are any indication. [17:34:45] Next episode of Bakemonogatari - October 28th. [17:35:05] haha [17:35:17] This one's more recent [17:35:20] Man, those pogs kind of make me want to include giant beetles in some encounter. :| [17:35:23] hahah [17:35:33] I wanted to see the old pogs. :( [17:35:38] Reloading [17:36:13] .... that's kinda creepy. [17:36:18] Three of them are looking right at Eve [17:36:29] Or in her general direction [17:36:41] Hahahahahahahahahahaha why in the world do you have those pogs? [17:36:49] I got bored. :( [17:37:10] Clearly Ringo's not into her. :| [17:37:52] hahaha [17:37:58] Yeah, he's looking more at Paera [17:38:08] ... and licking his lips? [17:38:16] This is kinda creepy. :( [17:38:36] Even in pog form, Paul does the :awesome: face [17:38:44] haha [17:38:55] Maybe I should make an ;awesome: face for him [17:39:41] How would you tell the difference :| [17:39:49] haha [17:40:02] haha [17:40:14] Ringo's into horny chicks. :V:V:V [17:40:33] no, wait. [17:40:37] I think he's attempting a mind meld [17:43:59] My status: 3 out of 6 surges remaining, about 75% HP, and all dailies have been used. [17:44:02] I still have an action point [17:46:34] I un-publish my pogs after every session [17:46:39] And re-publish it [17:46:54] Good idea [17:49:02] Crossing his what? [17:50:42] ahahaha [17:51:03] Oh man, I'm kinda picturing a guy with no forearms trying to cross his arms, and it's really good [17:51:14] hehe [17:51:23] He has no arms at all though. Not even shoulders [17:51:37] So I kinda just see him hunching forward [17:51:50] I like that laser is a canon in-world term now. [17:53:51] heh [17:54:05] strange tsavagorovian dialect term [17:56:28] Were there any branches in the path? I thought we just went straight down a tunnel [17:56:40] More or less, yeah [17:57:05] That's what I thought [17:58:23] Elena's acting un-Elena-ish again. :( [17:58:35] Huh. Pez was created as an alternative to smoking [17:58:35] Also, sorry, I'm gonna be distracted for a bit, I still haven't eaten. [17:59:45] huh [18:00:11] The original Pez dispenser was created to look like a cigarette lighter, to appeal to the target audience [18:00:32] * Alt-Eisen (Rook@cpe-76-175-9-161.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #Exalted [18:00:44] Hey, AE [18:00:51] Huh. That makes a LOT of sense [18:01:05] yo [18:01:30] ...okay maybe not that distracted, this isn't going to require much attention to cook. [18:01:47] What're you cooking? [18:02:13] Just cooking some meatballs to go with rice and veggie. [18:02:14] s [18:02:56] Man, it would be really cool if Pez ended up as an alternative to smoking. [18:18:35] Hahahah "I can honestly say that if there was a pokemon MMORPG, that water region would be the end of so many people. It'd be the Stranglethorn Vale. The wild open expanse where the PvPers feast upon the blood of the weaker ones, except that instead of PvPers they're those GOD DAMN PELIPERS and awesome Tentacruels" [18:19:10] o.o [18:19:27] haha [18:22:08] su [18:29:15] Any sign of ghost priest? [18:33:41] http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3194991&pagenumber=5#post366657874 Hahahahahah holy shit. (is this the guy who's responsible for "Toughness is a trap to catch bad players :smug:"?) [18:38:37] Shoudl I have Elena answer? [18:40:08] What a jerk [18:40:19] I wonder if he's the same guy that had an absurd vendetta against the monk [18:41:03] Like, he had an official position making rulings somewhere, and he HATED monks. He hated them in first edition, celebrated when tehy were gone in second edition, and raged when third brought them back [18:41:10] Hey, if nobody had absurd vendettas against monks, we'd have less kung fu movies. :| [18:41:26] And he'd make official rulings, like monks count as weilding a weapon if they're holding a torch [18:44:10] Hahahah what [18:48:59] That's okay too, it's an established fact that monks who can't see are fucking awesome. :colbert: [18:50:55] http://www.destructoid.com/valve-hires-dota-allstars-developer-151016.phtml [18:54:25] Hahahah "DaVinci was a well-known pervert. You know that picture of the naked man in the wheel? Blueprints for a rape machine." [18:54:32] hahahaha [19:01:52] He totally should have eyed Xan when he said "What a shame" [19:02:17] Yeah [19:02:25] Also, we do have enough money to res him. [19:02:33] Am I still carrying around Coldheart? [19:02:38] I believe you are. [19:02:43] Why am I still carrying around Coldheart? [19:03:03] Because you turned down Elena's suggestion. [19:03:07] Why ARE you still carrying around Coldheart? [19:06:11] I have no idea! [19:06:52] What was my original purpose in doing so? [19:07:05] The only thing I can think of is "make sure he doesn't come back as some crazy undead" [19:07:10] Well, you couldn't just leave it lying there on the floor [19:07:16] Obviously. [19:08:31] You wanted to use him as a club. [19:08:50] You know, you've been told that the dead come back to life if they're not burned [19:08:55] * Darkheart (lol@fl-67-235-250-99.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #Exalted [19:08:58] Hey DH [19:09:00] Maybe CARRYING A CORPSE WITH YOU is a terrible idea :V [19:09:06] Beating someone to death with a corpse is a perfect crime. :| [19:09:12] Do zombies instinctively get violent? [19:09:59] I think they're kinda like bears, except they're always hungry [19:10:11] 1d20 [19:10:11] Eilenia rolls 1D20: 6 [19:10:15] Kinda like what? [19:11:18] 1d20 [19:11:18] Paera rolls 1D20: 2 [19:11:28] I have no idea what he's talking about either. [19:11:48] 1d20 [19:11:48] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20: 4 [19:11:53] What the fuck is a bear? [19:12:27] Hahahhaha [19:16:10] Do zombies specifically target brains in D&D? [19:16:14] seriously, why was I carrying him around? @_@ [19:16:15] Nope [19:16:26] I... [19:16:32] He's nobility, I guess/ [19:17:28] I have no idea [19:17:34] maybe I was gonna raise him? [19:17:39] Wait [19:17:44] I...don't think that was it. [19:17:49] We were gonna bring him back to the library? [19:18:07] Man, this is going to go down as one of our memorable RPG moments. [19:18:16] I think we should just forget about him again. [19:18:22] The time Eve carried around a corpse for two months of real time [19:18:30] Then, ten sessions later, we remember that Eve is still carrying a corpse. [19:18:36] hahahahah [19:18:59] ...hasn't it only been, like, a day? [19:19:14] A day in game time, yeah. [19:19:35] We got one extended rest, tops [19:19:52] Oh, you meant two months of REAL time [19:20:09] Hahahahah [19:21:07] Does Tabita have any idea what eye we're talking about? [19:21:25] Nope! [19:21:46] But she's shadar-kai, so she's probably amused by the idea of desecrating corpses with parts of other corpses [19:22:01] http://scuttle.mirror.waffleimages.com/data/files/5e/5e55d4d2308030d822536ed912c55e133e7e9a15.jpg :smith: [19:22:02] There's really not much for a kid to do, growing up in the Shadowfell. :| [19:22:25] Besides cut yourself and get shadowfell stds. [19:23:10] "Got another case of "Weeping Sorrow" didn't you?" [19:23:24] Which is a equphemism for horrible weeping sores on your genitles. [19:23:32] I;ve got a terrible migraine right now, and I'm not really registering what's going on. [19:23:40] Well, it's probably less cutting yourself and more like punching yourself in the head like Joey Ramone until you get a concussion, which is pretty similar. :V [19:23:51] I've always called her Elena [19:23:58] I get the impression Tabita's the shadar-kai version of a nerd, though, or else she wouldn't sign on to Ioun [19:24:07] Oh, whoops [19:24:37] Whoops, wrong channel [19:24:38] http://scuttle.mirror.waffleimages.com/data/files/5e/5e55d4d2308030d822536ed912c55e133e7e9a15.jpg D: [19:24:42] I think I need to lay down. sorry guys. [19:24:52] Alright. :/ [19:24:55] We'll see you Wednesday! [19:24:58] Rest easy, okay? [19:25:10] * Xan (rustangel@ip-115-028.atvci.net) Quit (Quit: I am not ignorant, I am intelligent. I'm not an ape, I am the way, I am the truth. I am religion, I am politics, I am a psychoanalyst, I'm an inkblot shaped like Zeus) [19:25:33] Eye of GRUUMSH. Eye of VECNA. Combine to form! [19:25:36] I have no idea. :( [19:25:44] Dem, you linked that twice in this channel. :| [19:26:00] whoops. [19:26:03] The EYe of Gruumsh would be an interesting relic, if only because it probably hates the Eye of Vecna [19:26:10] Haha [19:26:28] So basically a person with both would be <.> all the time [19:26:47] Yeah, they'd look like they had two lazy eyes [19:26:57] hahahah [19:31:09] Ghost sound. :| [19:31:26] figured :V [19:31:44] That's... actually really cool [19:32:06] When I play Aurora again THIS WEDNESDAY I'm going to miss being a wizard. :V [19:34:31] THIS WEDNESDAY? [19:34:45] THIS WEDNESDAY [19:34:49] MAUZTER TRUCK MADNESS [19:35:50] Fuck, I didn't need that mental image. [19:37:00] THIS WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY! SEE WHAT STRANGE FEMALE MAUZ FUCKS NEXT! [19:37:09] Woah. Rocket Knight's making a comeback. http://www.1up.com/do/previewPage?pager.offset=0&cId=317634 9&p= [19:37:15] It's sort of like the incest train but with Mauz's face on a monster truck instead D: [19:37:30] hahahahaha [19:37:31] hahahhahaha [19:38:09] Oh, for the record, it's "jungle fever" week, and he'll be plowing a drow priestess. [19:38:27] I will hold you to that [19:38:27] I can't even remember what the game was called, but fuck I can't forget the incest train. [19:38:36] Crescendo [19:38:46] (And he'll have to do a good job, or they light the fire underneatht the giant soup cauldron you're all in.) [19:39:39] I think it might be funny to suddenly make Mauz getting laid the running joke of season 2 of Sharn. [19:39:42] And all the drow are actually regular elves in blackface. [19:40:06] They're just kinky Phiarlan elves from Aundaire. [19:40:38] Just wait till you guys find the bee-people civilization lost in the jungles of Xen'drik. [19:41:02] Mauz will have to empregnate their queen in order to secure everyone flying mounts to get back to Stormreach. [19:41:21] .... [19:41:38] * Paera goes to post in the Worst RP Experiences thread again. :| [19:41:41] Has anyone else seen those "monster girl" pictures? [19:42:07] Unfortunately yes. [19:42:27] Which series of monster girl pictures? [19:42:35] I'm aware of at least... [19:42:40] Two lines right now [19:43:01] Well, either, whatever. [19:43:09] http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/432045/bee_girl-cheerleader-insect_girl-jon_henry_nam-kem [19:43:15] I want to inflict them on Mauz. :V [19:44:08] That is a very dissappointing picture after the tags, I was wondering what John Henry had to do with bee-girls. :( [19:44:20] Hahaha [19:44:41] I like it, just because it's a kinda clever pun on bees communicating via dance. :| [19:45:46] http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/462337/antenna-azusa-bee_girl-brown_hair-dark_skin-elbow_ :V [19:47:42] These are the bee-people, btw http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/sx_gallery/98396.jpg [19:47:43] So... what's happening with the body? ?_? [19:47:59] Wow. D&D seriously has bee people? [19:48:02] Beople? [19:48:03] We're carrying around a little longer. [19:48:08] Yes it has beople. [19:48:17] Which is far more witty than sheeple. [19:49:00] Oh man, this is tough. [19:49:02] The guy in the middle reminds me of something, but I can't quite place it. [19:49:37] Yon: Space Quest 6? [19:49:40] er, 4 [19:50:09] I kinda want to cut it around here and give a level since it's been more than long enough and I need some time to bash togehter what happens after this. But I just realized you guys don't have NEARLY enough loot for this level [19:50:26] That was my first thought, but I don't think that's it. [19:50:49] I'm actually thinking it must be something comic-related. [19:50:50] Their queen: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mm2_gallery/88268_620_1.jpg [19:51:02] That's a cool design [19:51:15] Oh hey, Beople and Queen Amidala. :V [19:51:18] I kinda want to keep going, but it's probably pretty late where you guys are. [19:51:26] They're called Abeil [19:51:28] Even if it HAS been over a month. [19:51:38] I don't think over [19:52:20] The Abeil were put in Secrets of Xen'drik specifically to highlight "It's fucking Xen'drik! ANYTHING GOES!" [19:52:28] It's been over a month by a few days [19:52:29] haha [19:52:49] We last played September 2nd, I think [19:52:58] Yeah, it's been a long while, and I wanna keep going, but this seems like the best stopping place we're going to see for a while [19:53:06] Yeah. [19:53:16] Maybe if Nova doesn't want to run on Wednesday, we can pick it up again [19:53:18] Like, there's this really detailed campaign setting with rich history and deep political ties....... and a fucking kingdom of bee people hiding out in this jungle somewhere, wtf? [19:53:21] What's the plan for Wednesday? [19:53:22] * Eilenia nods [19:53:26] I think that might be best [19:54:07] I kinda like the idea of Maus having to go through that and being disgusted by honey for the rest of his life. :| [19:54:13] Although I actually have a very clear idea of where the next three to four sessions are going in my game [19:54:14] How about we pick it up again on Tuesday? >:( [19:54:24] Since honey's bee vomit, and seeing humanoid bees retching up honey would be horrifying [19:54:31] hahaha [19:54:32] Hahaha [19:54:46] Demota, you are literally the only person who wants to have RPGs every single night. [19:54:47] Maybe Abeil don't *vomit* honey. [19:54:53] I was joking. :( [19:55:17] How could we make this even more traumatic for DH? [19:55:31] Dunno. [19:55:40] I'm not sure how far we should take it. [19:55:45] I'm heading out. Later doods [19:55:48] Night AE [19:55:51] laters [19:55:51] What if it backfires and Mauz starts to associate vomit with being tasty. :| [19:55:52] Funny as it is from time to time, we don't wanna run it into the ground [19:55:53] * Alt-Eisen (Rook@cpe-76-175-9-161.socal.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [19:56:09] Go ahead and toss in a session end tag, and any applicable exp/treasure? [19:56:31] Treasure: Coldheart's corpse x 1 [19:58:04] Hahaha [19:58:07] * Eilenia is now known as Demota [19:58:10] Yon: That seems more likely for DH [19:58:39] No offense intended to Adyen, but DH is probably my favorite degenerate pervert. [19:58:43] http://i36.tinypic.com/s629a9.jpg Dammit, give us a new proper console SRW, not more Endless Frontier. :( [19:59:06] Who didn't get treasure again? I forget. [19:59:09] aw [19:59:39] http://cerberus.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/ad/addda20a74566b5656d1d96d8ca169c68599c98d.png ahahahahahaha, jfk is great [20:00:20] Hahahhahahahahaha [20:00:40] So much for "by the book" xp gain :V [20:00:44] * Paera is now known as Yon [20:00:47] * Eve_Kasnora is now known as NovaSeaker [20:00:50] * ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaSeaker [20:00:51] haha [20:00:54] Yeah, I decided against that a while ago [20:00:58] heh [20:01:04] Level 6, huh. [20:01:10] Plus with like four encounters above your level plus quest rewards, this is about time anyways [20:01:12] What do we get? A feat and a utility? [20:01:22] Oh, I got it [20:01:28] Next session, Mauz fucks this: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mm2_gallery/88268_620_145.jpg [20:01:40] D: [20:02:05] It has a Nausiating Stench special ability. [20:02:15] Which is just icing on the cake. [20:02:31] Mausiating Stench [20:02:37] hahaha [20:02:38] haha [20:02:59] (To be mausiated is to be vivisected by a Mind Flayer, I guess) [20:03:27] aw [20:03:46] http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/b6e0c4d5dceaf5383ea0acbbbed64458.jpg Two sessions later he fucks this [20:04:01] hahahaha [20:04:23] http://www.dumbaaldum.org/images/pic-sounds/letter-h/hand.jpg Or this [20:04:43] Mara's pretty awesome. If I ever run that game set in Fake India, he may be a villian [20:05:08] I forget, Buddha ended up converting the demons, yeah? [20:05:13] YEA [20:05:14] Was Mara among them? [20:05:23] yeah, rather [20:05:30] I think it's kinda awesome how Buddhism is the only religion where the demons ended up converting. [20:05:41] Fuck this keyboard >:( [20:06:10] I figure that in our world, that hasn't happened, since Fake India is still a demon-haunted shithole. :| [20:06:36] Yeah [20:07:26] heh [20:07:49] I'm actually really excited about this Rocket Knight thing. [20:07:58] Level 6... 1 utility power, 1 feat. End of #Exalted buffer Tue Oct 06 08:01:22 2009