Start of #Exalted buffer: Wed Dec 23 17:05:33 2009 [16:05:19] http://www.bleedingcool.com/2009/12/20/preview-alan-moore-dojinshi-by-ryusuke-hamamoto oh what the hell [16:06:00] Gametable now running [16:07:29] * Eilenia is now known as Demota [16:07:32] * Demota is now known as Eilenia [16:07:33] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Eilenia [16:12:03] I.... [16:12:12] Never thought I'd see Alan Moore rule 63 [16:18:28] * NovaSeaker is now known as Eve_Kasnora [16:19:07] Rule 63? [16:19:30] There is always a female version. [16:19:37] hahahaha [16:19:46] Really? [16:20:04] Really. [16:20:09] Oh man. I ran into a Goblin Stabber in Torchlight, but he started stabbing me. [16:20:13] I think I might have to bug report this [16:20:15] What about... female... uh...Dirty Harry? [16:20:23] I've also seen Alan Moore rule 34 D: [16:20:32] D: [16:20:35] Dem: Hahahah [16:20:38] Nova: If you look hard enough, you will find it [16:20:50] Female Dexter? [16:21:00] I'm kinda reminded of the Alan Moore thing on Ghastly's ghastly webcomic [16:21:10] Oh, cool. The mail you get a Pandaren Monk in is sent from Chen Stormstout [16:21:16] Ooh [16:21:17] See above. [16:22:39] I'm kinda curious, but not morbidly enough to actually look. [16:23:24] * Charles changes topic to '#Exalted: You relieved yourself! Your condition became "I <3 Glycon"| Sharn II: Player Slot Open! Inquire Within!| Odal's Fen: hecho en mexico | Dem's GT IP: 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 | Youkai Thursdays 5 Pacific | http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg |TV screens means soft core gay erotica' [16:23:31] Glycon? [16:24:01] It's the note in Alan Moore's locker. Glycon is the snake god he worships [16:24:04] Aah [16:24:49] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycon [16:25:02] oooh [16:26:24] He has performed spoken word under the name the Moon and Serpent Grand Egyptian Theatre of Marvels. <- Referring to Alan Moore, but apparently it's a group of occultists [16:26:34] I like the idea of someone referring to themselves as a theatre of marvels [16:26:53] haha [16:26:56] heh [16:28:36] I always liked the interview where he said the reason he worshipped Glycon was because it had fantastic hair. [16:31:46] Hey, what's the benefit of those Torchlight scroll dungeons? [16:31:51] Also, when's the cutoff time for when we run? [16:32:31] The benefit of scroll dungeons, from what I can tell, is fame grinding. [16:32:49] There are a LOT of boss-type monsters in those dungeons [16:32:59] * Eilenia nods [16:33:01] We'll start at 8 PM. [16:33:01] What's Fame do for me? [16:33:04] Does fame do anything beyond extra skill points? [16:33:07] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moon_and_Serpent_Bumper_Book_of_Magic Oh man, I really want this [16:34:36] No, just an extra skill point. [16:34:53] But a skill point is like, half the fun of leveling. [16:34:59] So it's like gaining half a level [16:35:00] * Eilenia nods [16:35:22] IF we start at 8, I'm gonna run out real quick and get some food. [16:36:49] Hahahah, Alan Moore's book on magic is going to include a pulp story [16:36:54] Any tips on general guidelines for selling stuff? I'm pretty much full up in inventory stuff. :( [16:37:02] And a fold-out Kaballah board game [16:37:02] Socketed gear and green gear and all that crap [16:37:06] Sell fucking EVERYTHING [16:37:24] There is literally nothing you have that's irreplacable, especially if it's green [16:38:29] I guess I could let go of this white sockets stuff, at least [16:38:41] EVERYTHING. [16:40:45] Well, golds and purples are probably worth tossing in your shared stash [16:40:54] That's true [16:40:57] My melee guy was ridiculous. he got like, 3 golds [16:41:05] But everything but golds and purples has no purple but being sold [16:42:16] ....hehee [16:42:31] That typo made me giggle [16:44:10] I wish towns worked like Diablo 1. [16:44:26] I kept every single item and maxed pile of gold on the ground in Tristram [16:44:40] Just piles of gold, everywhere I walked, when I went back to town [16:44:51] That's insane. [16:45:18] Better Howard Hughes then sorry. [16:46:13] haha [16:49:48] Hahahahaha [16:50:56] (I did that too, but I never played D1 long enough for it to get REALLY bad) [16:51:27] I had piles of gold, but I literally can't imagine keeping items in this sort of game [16:51:32] Items exist to be made into gold [16:52:23] Yeah [16:54:30] I wish I had some clue how transmutation actually WORKED [16:54:52] Well, three potions of the same type gives you a potion of hte next tier. [16:54:58] All I know are the potion and gem formulas [16:55:01] And 2 gems of hte same type give you the same gem of hte next tier [16:57:34] Oh, those defense permanent buff items. Cna you use multiple onf the same type on the same character? [16:57:43] I noticed you get a +2 defense permanent potion real early on [16:57:55] Well fuck, guess I need to stop vendoring my potions. :downs: [16:58:30] I have never gotten a permanent potion [16:58:42] The first boss always drops one [16:58:59] Alright, I'm good for game [16:59:02] I have never rememberrting getting a permanent potion [16:59:23] Alright, it's go time [16:59:32] Anyone who's playing, get IC and in-channel [17:02:55] Oh, I've decided everyone gets Expertise for free at 5th level, with boosts at 15 and 25 [17:03:10] * Yon is now known as Paera [17:03:12] Expertise is what, the feat that gives us +1 to hit? [17:03:21] Yeah [17:03:30] Alright, I'll need to find a replacement feat sometime [17:03:32] Which was meant to fix the broken MM1 stats [17:03:45] Well, you had a list of like 40 of the fucking things. :| [17:04:11] Oh sweet [17:04:16] I think I get a free feat then [17:04:20] Cause Eve already had it [17:05:46] Matt around? [17:06:12] i'll text Rusty again [17:07:23] IMed Matt [17:07:39] Hahahah "Your podcast is like an incredibly complicated game show, where nobody wins anything." [17:08:13] 1d20+5 [17:08:14] Charles rolls 1D20+5: 20 +5 = 25 [17:08:24] What's going on with the hostages again? [17:08:58] One of them is invisible and struggling with his captor. The other is loose [17:09:23] Okay, Rusty has guests over. [17:09:26] * Eilenia nods [17:10:12] 1d20+4 [17:10:12] Charles rolls 1D20+4: 13 +4 = 17 [17:10:16] 1d20 [17:10:16] Charles rolls 1D20: 2 [17:12:57] 1d20+9 [17:12:57] Charles rolls 1D20+9: 12 +9 = 21 [17:12:57] 1d20+9 [17:12:58] Charles rolls 1D20+9: 10 +9 = 19 [17:13:12] 21 against Paera's dex, 19 against Eilenia [17:13:27] Oh that is (being) it. [17:13:47] That's not ranged, so it hits me by 1. [17:13:49] Eve is gonna Shadow of Colossus this thing. [17:14:16] I'm pretty sure that hits me but CB is still loading [17:14:36] What're people's passive perceptions? [17:14:58] 16 [17:16:18] Hahahahha "We're going to have you back on the Worst Players Ever edition, and you're going to go head to head with a chair and a bottle of water." [17:18:20] 17 and that hits my ref [17:18:41] 3d6 [17:18:41] Charles rolls 3D6: 3 4 5 = 12 [17:19:14] 12 damage each, and you're slowed and take five ongoing, save ends [17:19:24] Alright [17:19:27] Marching it on my sheet [17:19:27] My passive percetion is 15 [17:19:57] 5 ongoing what sorta damage? [17:19:59] I'm down to 16 HP [17:21:18] It's going to be fire, frost, lightning damage. [17:21:28] He just opened up a rift to the Elemental Chaos right under you. [17:24:38] yikes [17:24:58] Now we're gonna be demons. :( [17:25:06] + the demons [17:26:07] And then Elena was a zombie [17:26:38] Whose turn is next? [17:28:07] Oh, soul 2, then mine [17:29:34] Hm. I've got my at-wills and Grease. And Fey Step and phantasmal terrain [17:29:43] And an AP [17:29:48] Wait [17:29:57] I... I don't think that soul was free to do that. [17:30:08] ? [17:30:12] It had no movement-effecting conditions on it [17:30:14] I'm pretty sure I act between the two souls, and the first one had just entered the statue last session [17:30:34] So I'm pretty sure I should have gone before the remaining free soul [17:30:38] Soul 1 went into the statue, [17:30:40] Then Xan [17:30:52] Then the idol, then soul 2 [17:30:59] There's just one Cultist, yeah? [17:31:12] Oh, for the abyssal sore, is there any special movement concerning it? [17:31:43] Ah, okay [17:31:47] Got it [17:32:03] It counts as difficult terrain, and slows anyone who ends their turn in it [17:32:25] * Eilenia nods [17:32:47] And there's just one cultist near a hostage, yeah? [17:33:23] Yeah [17:33:51] Alright, Fey Step to get out of the zone [17:33:55] I get to move 5 [17:34:12] Thunderwaving cultist. [17:34:21] 1d20+9 [17:34:21] Eilenia rolls 1D20+9: 15 +9 = 24 [17:34:24] vs Fort [17:34:28] 1d6+5 [17:34:28] Eilenia rolls 1D6+5: 3 +5 = 8 [17:34:36] 8 damage and pushed 3 if it hits [17:34:58] does thunderwave only hit enemies? [17:35:02] Then I'll AP and... are thse black lines important? [17:35:14] No, but only the cultist is there anyway [17:35:35] The black lines are the edge of the plaza [17:35:56] Oh, I got the cultists and hostage's pogs confused [17:35:59] What does that mean for movement? [17:36:03] Wow [17:36:07] I wasn't connected [17:36:09] :downs: [17:36:11] Nothing rules-wise [17:36:19] Okay. [17:36:30] Does the statue appear mobile? [17:36:40] Like, can it walk? [17:37:17] Not yet [17:37:30] End turn for now, rolling save. [17:37:32] 1d20 [17:37:32] Eilenia rolls 1D20: 12 [17:37:34] Made it [17:37:37] I chose Two-Weapon Fighting as my replacement feat [17:37:41] So far, the head and left side of the upper torso is active. [17:37:46] Down to 11 HP [17:37:54] The right arm is holding a wand. [17:38:05] Oh, the ongoing is save ends [17:38:08] ...is it ruby? [17:38:25] Wait, thinking of Asmodeus [17:38:38] End turn. [17:41:41] 1st move action gets me 2 away from the statue [17:41:59] Second move action uses up 2 squares to get to the statue, and now I wanna make an athletics check to climb it. [17:42:46] Dec? [17:42:47] er [17:42:49] DC? [17:45:18] Imma just go ahead and roll athletics [17:45:22] 1d20+7 [17:45:22] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+7: 6 +7 = 13 [17:46:19] Not good enough :( [17:47:00] I'll say you make it partway up his legs, but can't climb the torso [17:47:37] * Rusty (rustangel@ip-118-219.atvci.net) has joined #Exalted [17:47:40] Hey. :3 [17:47:41] * Rusty is now known as Xan [17:47:42] Oi. [17:47:48] Okay so how tall is it? [17:47:54] I still do have company, so I'm only sorta half here this session. [17:47:58] Okay, i'm gonna back out of the zone [17:48:02] * Eilenia nods [17:48:15] Sacred flame on the statue, healing word on Elena [17:48:25] It's a solid 30 feet tall [17:48:32] With that, you can make it about 10 up [17:48:33] Wait, 30 feet? [17:48:37] Wow [17:48:41] 1d20+10 [17:48:42] Paera rolls 1D20+10: 18 +10 = 28 [17:48:45] We're fighting that fucking idol [17:48:48] okay, I'm here [17:49:10] Healing word, yay. So I heal 10 plus... [17:50:15] An extra 1d6+5 [17:50:43] 1d6+5 [17:50:43] Eilenia rolls 1D6+5: 6 +5 = 11 [17:50:44] Whoooo [17:50:59] I wish I could use the free saving throw on myself, but oh well [17:51:07] Oh, and it's vs ref [17:53:43] Hits [17:55:08] 1d6+5 [17:55:08] Paera rolls 1D6+5: 6 +5 = 11 [17:55:56] 7 temp hp to Eve [17:56:09] 2d6, Yon [17:56:13] For thealing word [17:56:40] (It got better when you hit level 6) [17:56:48] Oh [17:56:59] And thanks for the buff :) [17:57:12] :D [17:58:01] So roll another 1d6, Dem [17:58:07] Oh right [17:58:10] Savings throw [17:58:11] 1d20 [17:58:12] Paera rolls 1D20: 12 [17:58:16] woot [17:58:29] That means no damage from ongoing at all, right? [17:58:32] no [17:58:44] Ongoing happens at the start of your turn, saves happen at the end [18:00:12] Phanos [18:00:17] Xan's turn [18:01:38] Phanos [18:01:38] Phanos [18:01:39] Phanos [18:01:39] Phanos [18:02:20] Phanos [18:05:03] 1d20+10 [18:05:03] Charles rolls 1D20+10: 4 +10 = 14 [18:06:08] 1d20+9 [18:06:08] Charles rolls 1D20+9: 12 +9 = 21 [18:06:14] 3d6 [18:06:15] Charles rolls 3D6: 1 1 6 = 8 [18:06:43] Cha: Can I use Acrobatics on my turn to try and, like, catch the hand as it misses me and use it to get higher? [18:07:14] 8 damage on Paera [18:07:17] And sure [18:07:22] awesome [18:07:36] (this is starting to REALLY feel like Shadow of the Colossus) [18:07:38] Hahahah "Someone should ask Michael Bay if he got molested by an explosion as a child." [18:07:44] hahaha [18:10:07] Shit, I totally could have used infernal wrath last turn. [18:12:51] Movement [18:13:22] ahaha [18:13:22] Cloud of Daggers on cultist [18:13:29] I like the hilter-as-cultist pog [18:13:29] 1d20+9 [18:13:29] Eilenia rolls 1D20+9: 9 +9 = 18 [18:13:33] vs Fort [18:14:15] Hhahahaha [18:14:16] Hits [18:14:40] 1d6+5 [18:14:40] Eilenia rolls 1D6+5: 1 +5 = 6 [18:14:45] 6 force damage [18:15:43] 1d20+10 acrobatics [18:15:43] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+10: 13 +10 = 23 [18:15:48] success? [18:15:56] Yep [18:16:07] can I attempt another check with my other action, or one check per turn? [18:16:30] One per turn. You're now on his arm, right? [18:16:43] maybe just a minor acrobatics check to get my balance and give myself a +2 to my next check? [18:16:45] Yeah [18:17:48] Sure, go for it [18:18:21] 1d20+10 balance [18:18:22] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+10: 15 +10 = 25 [18:18:29] Man, no one cares what Elena has to say. :( [18:18:31] Hit it [18:19:57] awesome [18:20:01] so awesome [18:20:18] What did Elena say? [18:20:26] [18:11:43] * Another hostage-taker and hostage emerge from a house to the north-east, as the cultist begins marching his prisoner towards the statue [18:20:26] [18:11:58] Again? [18:20:26] [18:12:08] [Eilenia's turn] [18:20:26] [18:13:45] They're BREEDING. [18:20:36] ahahaha [18:20:42] I totally missed the second part [18:20:48] The implication is that this is going to be a clown car of hostages and hostage takers [18:21:41] Paera's up [18:23:05] how high am I right now? Like 20 feet? [18:23:46] Um [18:23:53] Yeah, around there [18:23:58] Moving, second wind [18:24:35] And rolling save [18:24:40] 1d20 [18:24:40] Paera rolls 1D20: 2 [18:27:03] :( [18:27:33] [Xan's turn] [18:27:39] Phanos [18:31:08] He's not responding [18:31:16] Alright, skip [18:31:25] 1d20+10 [18:31:26] Charles rolls 1D20+10: 19 +10 = 29 [18:31:32] 29 against Eve's AC [18:31:32] fuck [18:31:35] hits [18:31:54] 3d10 [18:31:54] Charles rolls 3D10: 5 8 5 = 18 [18:32:01] yeesh [18:32:18] 18 damage and make a athletics check to stay on [18:32:24] Do I get my +2? [18:32:29] Sure [18:32:34] 1d20+9 [18:32:35] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+9: 6 +9 = 15 [18:32:39] ......eee? [18:33:23] I'm gonna say that's good enough, but tack on some damage for a special effect to be named shortly [18:33:34] how much damage? [18:33:41] 5 more [18:33:43] kayo [18:35:38] Alright, so no hostage spawn? [18:35:52] not bloodied! [18:36:06] I've got... at-wills, grease, and phantasmal terrain [18:36:12] And an AP [18:36:26] Oh, whoops, I meant to have more hostages. Thanks. :downs: [18:38:35] Move, another CoD [18:38:43] 1d20+9 [18:38:43] Eilenia rolls 1D20+9: 1 +9 = 10 [18:38:46] >:( [18:39:52] can I use Endurance as a minor skill to get a +2 to athletics to climb? [18:40:34] Cultists are minions, yeah? [18:40:38] Sure, but if you fail, it'll penalize you [18:40:38] Yeah [18:40:59] think it might be worth it... [18:41:06] 1d20+12 endurance [18:41:06] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+12: 12 +12 = 24 [18:41:10] woot [18:41:17] 1d20+9 athletics [18:41:17] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+9: 12 +9 = 21 [18:44:48] Alright. You're at its head. [18:45:28] So I just gotta survive until next turn, and then I have a chance at grabbing the stone? [18:45:47] Yeah [18:47:30] Steam one-day sale. Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising $20. STALKER is $2. Yes, 2. Defnse Grid is $2.50. Mirror's Edge is $5. GTA4 is $7.50 [18:49:05] 1d20+9 [18:49:05] Charles rolls 1D20+9: 10 +9 = 19 [18:49:27] 2d6 [18:49:27] Charles rolls 2D6: 3 4 = 7 [18:49:37] Where'd Yon go? [18:49:48] Sorry, back [18:50:30] Sacred flaming, healing word on me [18:50:38] 1d20+9 [18:50:39] Paera rolls 1D20+9: 19 +9 = 28 [18:50:52] I take 7 damage? [18:50:56] Yeah [18:51:02] 2d6+16 [18:51:02] Paera rolls 2D6+16: 5 3 +16 = 24 [18:51:10] ...Ardents get a level 13 attack power called Hope's Audacity [18:51:24] I hope it does 2d6 and makes its target the first black president [18:51:26] Is sacred flame the thing that gives temp HP, Yon? [18:51:33] hahaha [18:51:41] Yep [18:51:49] Can I have it? [18:51:52] Yep. [18:51:54] awesome [18:51:54] 1d6+5 [18:51:55] Paera rolls 1D6+5: 5 +5 = 10 [18:51:59] no damage from that burning [18:52:03] 2d6, yon [18:52:18] Huh? [18:52:27] Sacred flame does 1d6. [18:52:59] oh [18:53:07] thought that was your.. nevermind [18:54:25] Xan's turn, on the auction block for 3 minutes [18:54:38] Oh, and saving roll [18:54:38] Also, did anyone read Eve's last line as totally :smug:? [18:54:39] 1d20 [18:54:39] Paera rolls 1D20: 1 [18:54:55] haha [18:55:17] I still take ongoing 5 from that blasphemy, right Cha? [18:55:22] Yeah [18:55:43] "The gods deny... most of your blasphemy. I can weather the rest." [18:55:46] :P [18:55:48] 1d20+10 [18:55:48] Charles rolls 1D20+10: 11 +10 = 21 [18:56:26] well that hits [18:56:35] Alright, the idol is going to throw Eve away, but you get one chance to grab the stone midthrow [18:56:40] 3d10 [18:56:40] Charles rolls 3D10: 10 10 3 = 23 [18:56:49] what do I roll? [18:56:57] Athletics, I think [18:57:03] fuck [18:57:05] alright guys [18:57:14] lets roll that 20 [18:57:18]