Start of #Exalted buffer: Tue Feb 23 09:58:14 2010 02[02:04:00] * Yon (d@S0106002369cf23ca.wp.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) 03[03:02:25] * yongon is now known as sleepyon 02[03:31:23] * Rowyn (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) 03[07:27:48] * Rowyn (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) has joined #Exalted 01[07:29:55] Morning Rowyn 03[07:33:29] * Demotafk (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted 03[07:33:30] * Il_Dice (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [07:35:44] Morning 01[07:35:51] What's up? [07:36:22] I'm still boggling at Phoenix Wright. [07:36:36] And where exactly Case 5 of the first game matches up. 01[07:36:49] What, with the new detective? [07:37:02] Well it's not just that. [07:37:15] If it were just her, it'd be fine, but it mentions the tail pipe. [07:37:35] But with the ages of the characters, it's definitely 4 years before game 3. [07:38:01] Which puts it...after case 4 but before game 2 which mentions that Edgeworth leaves after case 4. x.x [07:39:41] I guess it's less of a retcon than Monkey Island in some ways...and Edgeworth could have left over Case 5 but leaving over that one makes less sense than 4. [07:40:13] Though with some of the stuff that occurs in 5, I guess it could still kind of work out. 01[07:40:17] Maybe it's a different Edgeworth [07:40:48] Yeah right. :P 01[07:41:24] Maybe it's an Edgeworth from an alternate dimension 01[07:41:28] Where ladders are stepladders 01[07:41:31] And stepladders are ladders [07:42:43] Oh, wow. The Guardians of the Veil actually have eugenics programs in remote areas designed to create the Hieromagus 03[07:44:05] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [07:44:08] Heyo [07:44:14] Hey, Nova 01[07:44:22] Morning Nova [07:44:34] Oh man, someone pointed out an interesting thing with the Guardians' belief in the Hieromagus [07:44:52] oh shit it's still morning @_@ [07:44:59] Basically, the Guardians want Atlantis to come back, but they're just preserving the status quo, at best, and not actively trying to solve any problems [07:45:03] What am I doing awake? 01[07:45:27] Nova: Playing Dawn of War 2. [07:45:34] So by creating the idea of Wizard Jesus who's going to come down and save everyone and absolve the Guardians of the weight of everything they did to protect magic, they're shifting the weight of responsibility away 01[07:45:42] Huh [07:46:23] Wizard Jesus [07:46:29] Yeah [07:46:37] heh 01[07:46:44] Cleric or Druid Jesus would be more powerful [07:46:49] Quote from the Guardians of the Veil book: [07:46:50] All members of the order agree that the Hieromagus will never suffer Paradoxes; his soul will be an indestructible bridge between Above and Below. He will manifest Supernal power so strongly that the Quiescence cannot stand before it. Gathering mages into a grand council, he will lead them to overthrow the Exarchs, and will foster five bloodlines to restore the Atlantean kings of old. However, the Hieromagus will not be a Guardian of the Veil. [07:46:55] Dem: Can you ask your computer friend a question for me? [07:46:57] The order is meant to prepare his way, not father him. He must come from another order because he must judge the Guardians of the Veil to absolve their sins committed for the Diamond Wheel and punish those who have erred. He must be in a position to command the order through merit, instead of the ties of initiation. He is the exemplar and the final guarantor of the order’s credo, and must know the truth without being prompted. 01[07:47:02] Certainly [07:47:06] What if it were 3rd edition Wizard Jesus? [07:47:09] Awesome [07:47:14] So, yeah, Wizard Jesus 01[07:47:19] Rowyn: I AM talkng about 3rd edition. :| [07:48:32] Is a Dual 896 MB Geforce GTX275 graphics card setup worth 400 bucks more than a single 1 GB Geforce GTS250 setup? [07:48:52] Worth more probably. [07:48:59] I'm not sure about 400 bucks more though 01[07:49:00] Asked him 01[07:49:03] Dunno when he'll respond [07:49:37] Honestly, what I'd do is take the lower graphics card, and save the $400 to buy two even better graphics cards two and four years later, respectively 01[07:49:43] ahahahahaha 01[07:49:48] I played an elven psionicist. A self proclaimed blowupologist. Raised amongst humans (barely) after the elves had enough of his shit, setting things on fire with his mind. 01[07:49:48] I got the two kills of the game. 01[07:49:48] We were jumped by two goblins at the mouth of a cave we were about to enter. The two fighter types whiff like hell and I have a skill, my only decent offensive skill. It was the ability to set someone on fire. Which I did. I expected him just to sizzle and die. But then the DM comes up with something out of his devious mind. The goblin notices he's suddenly on fire and the DM suddenly starts going 'AAAAAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAAAA!' and flapping his arms around the room like a madman while screaming in a contralto gutteral voice. The goblin runs into the other goblin, catching them both on fire. One runs into a blade of the fighter who was just standing back like what the fuck and the other goblin runs into the walls, brains itself and burns to death. [07:49:53] I agree with Charles 01[07:50:01] his arms around the room like a madman while screaming in a contralto gutteral voice. The goblin runs into the other goblin, catching them both on fire. One runs into a blade of the fighter who was just standing back like what the fuck and the other goblin runs into the walls, brains itself and burns to death. 01[07:50:09] I still can't get the thought out of my head, to this day, of everyone gasping for air as they laugh as our DM flaps his arms, yells and toddles around the room like a mad man. 01[07:50:23] Huh. THat's a good idea 06[07:51:23] * NovaSeaker nods. [07:51:35] I figured it wasn't worth it, but I wanted to make sure. [07:51:43] In my experience, computer hardware is priced on an exponential curve, and a graphics card that costs $400 more isn't worth that much money unless you're really hard-up for cutting edge stuff 01[07:51:54] But wait, Nova. That $400 depreciates in value because of inflation! [07:51:55] heh [07:52:01] And in a couple years, there'll be a midline card that'll probably be twice as good at that super-expensive one 06[07:52:12] * NovaSeaker nods. 01[07:52:21] I like how some graphics cards can actually gattai. 01[07:52:28] Like, you can put two of them together [07:52:54] If you can easily take them apart again, that's not a true gattai, Dem! [07:54:11] And I'm guessing Radeon isn't a good card? From all the missing texture jokes... 01[07:54:46] Well, it was a video card joke in general. [07:54:53] ah 01[07:55:05] I go with Nvidia becuase that's largely what I'm used to, and more games display an nvidia logo at the start [07:55:13] Yeah [07:55:17] In my opinion... [07:55:55] NVidia is good, Radeon has a different numbering scheme, and graphics card numbering schemes are headbreaking enough without finding out what's equivalent in Radeonese. 01[07:56:00] yeah. :( [07:56:08] I know that's a terrible reason for picking one card over the other but seriously, eesh. 01[07:56:11] Graphics cards number is AWFUL. 01[07:56:39] With almost literlaly every other computer component, from the name, you can tell how good it is 01[07:56:50] Like 2 gigs of DDR RAM 01[07:56:57] Perfectly functional. 01[07:57:09] But video cards? Ugh [07:59:13] Yeah [07:59:23] GTX270 vs. GTS290 [07:59:28] WHO WILL WIN?! [07:59:33] NOBODY KNOWS! [08:00:02] X is obviously a higher letter of the alphabet. [08:00:14] So it wins, unless you take the inverse derivative of the 2000 series. 01[08:00:15] The standard in this channel seems to be nvidia. I sitll don't know how to compare one to another, but we'll probably be more likely to, I guess. :| [08:00:29] Carry the 1 and take the tangent of that number, and voila! [08:00:32] See, it's simple! [08:02:03] You probably have to take the numerical value of each letter and take the natural log of the second letter times the value of the first letter to the exponent of the third. [08:02:15] ...I'd be scared if something like this actually worked. [08:02:21] Hm. A lot of people are playing the Megling Gunner champion and she's not free this week. I wonder if I should get her 01[08:03:18] I'm gonna head to class. See you guys in half an hour or so. - 02[08:35:56] * Disconnected 02[08:37:06] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Exalted 03[08:37:07] * Rejoined channel #Exalted 03[08:37:07] * Topic is '#Exalted: You relieved yourself! Your condition became "the unfathomable source that keeps every atom from literally exploding!!!"| Sharn II: TWO Player Slots Open! Inquire Within!| Odal's Fen: hecho en mexico | Dem's GT IP: 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 | Youkai Thursdays 5 Pacific | http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg |TV screens means soft core gay erotica | Raargh' 03[08:37:07] * Set by Charles!CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net on Fri Feb 19 19:16:28 01[08:38:06] Hey [08:38:11] Hey 01[09:00:36] Heeeeeeeeey, I think I figured out why Gametable does those weird angles, but doesn't support 45 01[09:00:39] Gametable supports hexes. 03[09:01:35] * MattyQ_ (MattyQ@resnet.plymouth.edu) has joined #Exalted 01[09:02:06] http://double-chinned.mirror.waffleimages.com/data/5b/5b5e758f371f8eefcf22f953ee0bb874d4d64c44.jpg 01[09:02:07] Ouch [09:04:16] Aw 03[09:04:23] * MattyQ_ is now known as MattinPlymouth [09:07:41] Yeah [09:07:50] Hence why it has a Catan deck [09:08:04] Hey, Matt [09:08:14] Could support Nexus in theory too, though that'd get kind of unwieldly. [09:08:24] Man, Tristana is interesting [09:08:33] She really seems almost entirely reliant on her auto-attack 01[09:09:07] Oh? [09:11:11] Hey Guys [09:11:13] How goes? [09:11:48] Yeah. Her passive gives her 9 max attack distance per level, and her abilities are an attack speed buff she can have up almost half the time, a jump that slows at its impact, a passive that hurts enemies adjascent to ones she kills which cna be activated to do 25 damage per second for four seconds and prevent enemy healing and regen, and an ultimate that does a lot of damage in an area and pushes enemies back a long ways 01[09:12:09] Hi [09:12:16] Apparently as intricate as her special use gets is that she leaps over an enemy, shoots them in the back with her ultimate, and then hits them with the active version of the passive 01[09:12:50] huh [09:14:33] Huh [09:14:37] Charles, is Sarah playing Mage? 01[09:15:17] huh. Might be cool if she were up to it. I was disappointed when she dropped out of channel [09:15:30] Is Junalukari not sara/h? 01[09:15:52] That's her. [09:16:18] Oh, okay, I noticed she was on the wave now [09:16:33] She seemed interested 01[09:16:39] Oh, she is? Cool [09:17:21] Maybe she'll feel less pressure since its play by post [09:17:38] Yeah, last time she freaked out because she had to do math in real-time [09:17:44] This should be better, hopefully [09:17:58] And if she freaks out again and leaves, well, business as usual 06[09:18:45] * Demota nods [09:20:11] Is Tristana LoL? [09:22:17] Yeah [09:37:19] Huh. In the NWoD, the government has a bureau called the Panopticon, which is dedicated to preventing supernatural creatures from influencing the government 03[09:48:04] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [09:49:32] Reyo 01[09:49:47] re [09:50:17] Re [09:50:22] Man, Twisted Fate is pretty good [09:50:49] Wassat? [09:53:35] He's a character in League of Legends [09:53:46] High-damage with teleport and fog of war spells [09:54:59] ah 01[09:55:13] Cool 01[10:04:11] http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/pizza-with-arugula-pesto-asparagus-carrots-artichokes-herbed-chevre- and-buffalo-mozzarella/ 01[10:04:15] hungryyy [10:04:22] He seems to require a log of lag-intensive micro, though [10:04:49] Like, one of his specials starts a shuffle above his head, and you get a different power on your next attack for which card you pick [10:13:04] Wow. [10:13:05] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ky7g1lgTwc&NR=1 [10:20:13] So the lesson here is drink Wilkin's coffee or you get rubbed out by the mob [10:23:44] I, I think that's it. [10:23:59] "Things happen to people who don't drink Wilkins." @_@ [10:25:23] Hahaha [10:25:51] The amusing thing is looking at the Wiki and knowing these ads got totted for their "cleverness" [10:25:58] Apparently nonsensical violence is clever. [10:26:01] Who knew!? 01[10:26:39] haha 01[10:37:46] Man, FF2 is absurd 01[10:41:51] [07:48:52] demota99: Friend has another question 01[10:41:51] [07:48:56] demota99: [07:48:32] Is a Dual 896 MB Geforce GTX275 graphics card setup worth 400 bucks more than a single 1 GB Geforce GTS250 setup? 01[10:41:51] [07:52:10] demota99: Okay, he says he'll go with the lower end one then save the $400 to buy a better graphics card two, then four years down the road 01[10:41:51] [10:41:32] DougXCheung: or he can get another gts 250 and sli it [10:48:06] Hahhaahah, this is great [10:48:31] CDR is doing an interview with Maya Angelou and she just talks in bad poetry made of 80s song lyrics ending in 'Good Morning' 02[11:32:26] * Rowyn (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) - 02[13:23:06] * Disconnected 02[13:23:16] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Exalted 03[13:23:16] * Rejoined channel #Exalted 03[13:23:16] * Topic is '#Exalted: You relieved yourself! Your condition became "the unfathomable source that keeps every atom from literally exploding!!!"| Sharn II: TWO Player Slots Open! Inquire Within!| Odal's Fen: hecho en mexico | Dem's GT IP: 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 | Youkai Thursdays 5 Pacific | http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg |TV screens means soft core gay erotica | Raargh' 03[13:23:16] * Set by Charles!CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net on Fri Feb 19 19:16:28 03[13:23:17] * Fuuko (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [13:23:41] I have got to stop doing this. [13:25:49] Hey Cha, you there? [13:26:02] Nova: THe defense missions never stop 02[13:26:42] * Demotafk (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) 02[13:26:44] * Il_Dice (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [13:33:43] http://i50.tinypic.com/2exwx7a.gif What is love?~ 01[13:34:01] hahahah [13:39:19] Hahahahahah [13:39:22] Mercury Crusader posted: [13:39:22] I wish they'd get around to announcing the next mainline SRW series soon, at least after EXCEED is released. This game...is not...MY SRW game... [13:39:23] Banpresto is too busy milking the comically-oversized teats of the Queen's Blade cash cow. 01[13:39:32] hahahahha [13:40:54] Yon: Here now [13:41:21] Would you be able to help me on either Drinkfist or Bri? [13:41:30] I still need the rose for the holiday meta [13:45:41] Sure [13:46:07] What do you need to do for it? [13:47:15] Kill the first boss of UK [13:47:17] On normal. [13:47:35] Sure thing [14:00:53] Oh man [14:00:54] The Ravnos clan are all criminals; each Ravnos has a specific vice ranging from plagiarism to mass murder. When the opportunity to indulge that vice is present, Ravnos must succeed in a self-control check to avoid indugling it. 01[14:01:10] Oh, wow [14:01:24] It's too bad the OWoD is retarded, because I really want to play a Ravnos paperback author who compulsively plaguarizes 01[14:01:30] hahah [14:26:47] Hey guys, I just wanted to let you all know what's going on with Heroquest right now 06[14:27:14] * Demota nods [14:28:07] I'm sorry I haven't said or done a THING in a long time. I've been in kind of a messed up state lately and I've been feeling pretty generally apathetic about everything and mostly just trying to keep myself distracted. I'm having trouble just really even thinking about stuff [14:28:38] I haven't forgotten about the game and I still have every intention of following through on it. It's just now isn't the best time for me 01[14:28:45] Yeah, no rush 01[14:28:51] I figured you'd get on it when things clear up 01[14:29:32] LIke finishing off our hated enemies, the elves. [14:30:23] THE BARLEY IS WHISPERING SECRETS TO ME OKAY? 02[14:30:46] * MattinPlymouth (MattyQ@resnet.plymouth.edu) Quit (Quit: MattinPlymouth) 01[14:33:33] I'm wondering if I should try to play KoDP 01[14:33:41] It DOES seem like the sort of thing I like. [14:37:43] Then fucking play it. :| 01[14:38:09] Huh. 01[14:38:10] The similarity to SaGa games isn't coincidental, by the way. It's been mentioned elsewhere in the thread, but one of the lead designers of FFII, Akitoshi Kawazu, was put in charge of the SaGa series basically so that he could experiment with his cah-raaaaaaaazy gameplay ideas without mucking up Square's flagship title. 01[14:38:20] I wonder if I should check out the SaGa series. [14:38:35] I didn't like the game I played in it much [14:38:48] It was non-linear in the sense that trackless deserts are non-linear 06[14:38:54] * Demota nods [14:39:07] Just 'You're in a world with a shitload of places to go to, we're not going to tell you what advances the plot, GO' 03[14:42:38] * Il_Dice (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted 03[14:42:39] * Demotafk (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted - 02[14:52:03] * Disconnected - 03[18:22:17] * Now talking in #Exalted 03[18:22:17] * Topic is '#Exalted: You relieved yourself! Your condition became "the unfathomable source that keeps every atom from literally exploding!!!"| Sharn II: TWO Player Slots Open! Inquire Within!| Odal's Fen: hecho en mexico | Dem's GT IP: 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 | Youkai Thursdays 5 Pacific | http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg |TV screens means soft core gay erotica | Raargh' 03[18:22:17] * Set by Charles!CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net on Fri Feb 19 19:16:28 02[18:22:56] * Demotafk (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) 02[18:22:58] * Il_Dice (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) 03[18:32:58] * Yon is now known as yongon [18:54:49] Hahahah [18:54:50] then i think for approximately two years in the 90s people thought rollerblades were cool, and then someone splashed a pitcher of cold piss in all our faces and woke us the fuck up from that nightmare. a guy lumbering around on rollerblades makes it look like someone fucked with frankensteins shoes in his sleep as a practical joke. [19:01:15] Hahahha [19:01:16] GG: oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [19:01:16] GG: :( [19:01:16] GG: dave [19:01:16] TG: what [19:01:17] GG: :( [19:01:17] TG: what is it [19:01:19] GG: dave this poor bird [19:01:19] TG: what bird [19:01:21] GG: the one with the sword through it!!! [19:01:21] TG: i wouldnt know anything about that [19:01:23] GG: but isnt this your sword? [19:01:23] TG: that could be anyones sword [19:01:25] GG: :| [19:01:25] TG: what does it look like [19:01:27] TG: is it a cheap piece of shit [19:01:27] TG: cause i only bother with high quality blades [19:01:29] TG: forged by stoic asian masters [19:01:29] TG: hells of rude kinds of expensive 01[19:01:37] hahaah 01[19:04:12] Hm. I wonder if I should read 8 Bit Theater again 01[19:04:21] I remember enjoying it back in the day, but it got slow. 01[19:04:32] Now that I've got years of backlog, I can probably work through it. And Sinfest. 01[19:10:30] I'm thinking about organizing my day under a schedule like in school. [19:18:42] http://www.murketing.com/journal/?p=4559 Kentaro probably owns some of these 01[19:19:11] hahhah 02[19:33:08] * Rowyn (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) 03[20:08:15] * Yon (d@S0106002369cf23ca.wp.shawcable.net) has joined #Exalted 01[21:06:28] uuuuuuuuuuugh. 01[21:06:35] God damned ebay transaction thing 01[21:06:52] Charles, your birthday gift arrived at my house. I'll be shipping it to you monday. :( [21:10:37] :/ 01[21:11:15] I wish the checkout process made the address more obvious 01[21:15:11] I'm just pretty frustrated right now since this creates even more work for me 01[22:07:52] I guess I could squeeze it into my alloted lunch hour 01[22:12:48] ahahah. Okay. Bit of background. 01[22:13:06] Tolkien wrote Lord of the Rings while telling the story to his friends 01[22:13:22] "Oh fuck, not another elf." is a quote that came up. :| [22:37:54] So, the Crisis on Two Earths movie animated a character I _never_ thought I'd see. [22:38:06] UNCLE MARVEL. [22:38:12] Seriously. 01[22:38:12] Huh. [22:38:50] Also Batman indirectly kills TWO supervillains. 01[22:39:51] :O [22:39:52] It was a strange movie. 02[00:44:13] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) 02[02:45:04] * Yon (d@S0106002369cf23ca.wp.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [05:06:09] Dem: I think you should totally use "Oh fuck, not another elf." as the title to an LP chapter 03[05:33:25] * Kentaro (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) has joined #Exalted 02[05:34:31] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) 01[06:44:34] hahaha [06:48:45] Is there a point in the games when an entirely extraneous elf is added? 01[06:50:00] Well, there's one early on, but she's the second elf to show up in the game. Though now I'm thinking about adding an elf counter. 01[06:50:13] http://dradis.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/76/76ee9239b01b3ea64849fcfaac1fb3b9ee6669a5.jpg [06:50:26] Hahahaha 01[06:52:32] Wow 01[06:52:32] In 1964 a young left-wing journalist named Paul Johnson wrote an article claiming that young people did not really like the Beatles. He felt sure that young people still had the same idols that he had had when he was their age?'Milton, Wagner, Debussey, Matisse, El Greco, Proust.' In the same essay he asserted that Jazz had no musical value but that some intellectuals affected to like it in order to appear and I quote 'with it'. 03[06:52:40] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Demota [06:55:58] Hahahhahahah [06:56:00] In November 2009, Chris received an e-mail from a fan roleplaying as Leonardo da Vinci, one of the great artists with whom Chris has compared himself in the past (managing to forget the great Italian's name and misspell his surname). Leo ironically stated that he considers Chris his "artistic equal", and asked if the autistic geinus has a similar knack to making inventions, for which Leonardo himself was famous. [06:56:08] Being the egotistical and vain person he is, and not wanting even Leonardo da Vinci to excel him in any field, Chris was quick to assure Mr.Da Vinci in his Mailbag reply that he is, indeed, an inventor as well, and proceeded to list three of the most outstanding of his inventions. [06:56:08] The Three Great Inventions of Christian Weston Chandler [06:56:08] I. The "One set of Inventions" including: [06:56:08] Sonichu; [06:56:08] Rosechu; [06:56:09] City of CWCville. (Not really inventions so much as they are fictional concepts, and incredibly derivative ones, at that.) [06:56:09] II. A "heavy-duty case", "built from Legos and held together with tape", whose main purpose is "to hold [his] 20+ Pok'emon (sic) Trading Card Game Decks with an area designed for damage counters, die and such". [06:56:11] III. The Dating Education Class. (Which don't exist, so he didn't really invent them. And even then, a terrible idea.) 01[06:56:35] Wow 01[07:07:00] Man, this article I was reading is kind of interesting. It basically says what Yon thought. Tolkien is a terrible novelist, but he's good at writing mythology, and Silmarillion is more readable than LotR because it sticks to his strengths 03[07:08:35] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [07:09:42] Mornin 01[07:09:52] Hi nova 01[07:09:53] What's up? [07:12:25] me 01[07:14:04] I'm reading a retrospective on the entire Fi nal Fantasy series. Loads of material dedicated to each individual game. 01[07:14:37] They make an interesting case that 6 and 7 have more to do with each other than 5 and 6. [07:15:05] I'd believe it [07:15:16] Link, or is it an actual book? 01[07:15:28] Sakaguchi left the series after part 5, and they abandoned crystals 01[07:15:30] Theres a link 01[07:15:47] http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=patff 01[07:16:28] The preface is really good. 01[07:17:37] I'm kinda curious about when video game RPGs started being influenced more by video game RPGs and less by say, D&D 01[07:18:17] Like, Final Fantasy 1 was very much D&D. It didn't even have an MP system. You had spells that recharged if you slept in an inn 01[07:26:02] I'm really amazed at how differen the older FFs were from each other. 01[07:26:34] FF 6 through 9 were practically mechanically identical, magic system aside. [07:28:26] Dem: Went to your link expecting girls in socks, was sorely disappointed 01[07:30:08] :( 01[07:38:19] http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/images/ff7/texas.png 01[07:40:36] I think that one of the interesting points made is that mainstream JRPGs never surpassed Final Fantasy 6 and maybe 7 as far as storytelling is concerned. [07:40:52] Depends how you define 'mainstream' 01[07:40:56] It's been two console generations since then, and development's been frozen. [07:41:02] If you say 'mainstream' means 'Final Fantasy', then maybe 06[07:41:07] * Demota nods 01[07:41:23] Final Fantasy, .hack, that sort of thing [07:41:46] Hahahah, Idle Thumbs wrote a song about the new Red Faction game from the perspective of a normal guy on Mars [07:41:50] Called 'Space Asshole' 01[07:41:56] hahah 01[07:42:51] http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/images/ff8/brawl.png FF8 should have Chop Chop Master Onion [07:52:09] Man, I just burned the shit out of a guy in League of Legends. He was talking trash because I got killed by a minion when I was tabbed out, and after like a minute of him just spamming me about how much I sucked, I finally said "You must feel really bad about yourself to base your self-worth over how good you are at a video game" and he just said 'ur a psycho' and stopped talking until the end of the match 01[07:53:06] haha [07:54:05] (I think Matt's technique for dealing with LoL trolls is more elegant and effective, though. He just types "Hey, [name]" and "Hey" over and over [07:54:10] Until they realize he doesn't give a shit 01[07:54:25] haahahhah 03[07:56:31] * Rowyn (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) has joined #Exalted 01[07:58:39] http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs363.snc3/23456_821130136563_10209802_46978399_6398047_n .jpg 02[08:05:47] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) 03[08:06:41] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted 01[08:15:03] re [08:16:35] I wish more online games had an option to mute all chat 02[08:16:36] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [08:16:49] I just want to play video games without dealing with people who play video games 06[08:18:28] * Demota nods 03[08:21:34] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [08:25:23] Interesting that he marks the Cloud of Darkness as the first "pulling a Necron" [08:25:27] But it's not entirely accurate [08:27:07] Necron literally came out of nowhere, but the Cloud of Darkness was referred to constantly throughout FFIII. You knew you were going to fight "the Darkness", and even if you assumed it was a metaphorical fight, having it show up as an entity wasn't nearly as jarring as FFIX's "End boss goes suicide bomber and kills himself and everyone. Now fight this guy no one has ever heard of!" [08:27:31] Wrong. Necrons came from the C'Tan. :| 01[08:29:34] haha [08:29:37] :V 03[08:30:07] * ChanServ sets mode: +nt-o yongon 03[08:30:30] * ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaSeaker 01[08:32:10] Man, these articles are good. [08:33:36] I read the one on FFX-2 and it sorta bothered me how people rip on it for being overtly stupid and full of nonsensical bullshit when every other Final Fantasy game is covertly stupid and full of nonsensical bullshit 06[08:33:56] * Demota nods 01[08:34:02] Well, read articles on something other than FFX-2 then [08:34:54] I'll give it another shot, but people trying to read deep meaning into Final Fantasy games seems a lot like people reading deep meaning into Neon Genesis Evangelion to me 01[08:35:48] Go for the FF5 one. Or the FF8 one. 01[08:35:52] Maybe FF4 [08:44:48] Even the biggest pretentious FF spergs hate FF8 :( [08:45:35] Oh man [08:46:00] I kinda want to create a vampire-bloodlined character in D&D with the brawler fighter build and make him a Body Slampire 01[08:46:32] hahah [08:47:29] Reading the FF1, thing, the idea of Tiamat destroying the Sky People is actually kinda interesting. I'm half-tempted to add something like that if we ever want some ancient techy shit in our D&D setting like oldschool D&D had [08:51:04] Also, it's interesting to think that the whole 'rescue the princess from Garland and then the title screen comes up' thing was probably a direct fuck you to Dragon Quest 01[08:51:23] Yeah 01[08:51:36] It's also pretty interesting, even compared to modern games 01[08:51:54] You don't really rescue the princess anymore, but it's an iconic quest, and doing that before the title screen is a pretty strong statement [08:52:17] Yeah [08:53:01] I think the big gap between Final Fantasy 6 and 7 in my mind is that 7 seems to be when they stopped doing things to deliberately subvert what happens in games and started mimicking anime [08:53:42] Like, Final Fantasy 4 was full of party members arbitrarily dying, in 6, you fuck up your quest midway through the game, FF1 has direct slams on Dragon Quest and Zelda... [08:55:01] Arbitrarily dying or getting stoned! 06[08:55:13] * Demota nods [08:55:29] Oh fuck. >:( [08:55:39] Man I do love the slight peering through the 4th wall that 4 does with Palim and Porom though. [08:55:51] "We can't just use Soft on them because they cast it on themselves." [08:56:04] In thinking about having high-tech orbital ruins in our D&D game, I was thinking about our old 'All 4e stuff has to be included and mechanically justified' thing [08:56:14] And that'd be the perfect place to implement Gamma World [08:56:14] I mean they actually thought that part through. Too bad they don't think through plot death in a land of Phoenix Down [08:56:23] And I really don't want to have to do that >:( [08:56:56] Rowyn: Phoenix Down just gets people back who're super-wounded. That's the easiest fourth wall plot-hole to fill, I think [08:57:07] Granted, you have to ignore 'Death' spells and how it works on zombies [08:57:17] But when you're rationalizing Final Fantasy games, you gotta ignore some shit 01[09:00:11] I'm really torn on what I think of fantasy with obvious sci-fi elements [09:00:25] I think it's interesting when it's done well [09:00:35] But it also shouldn't turn into 'elves with laser guns, PEW PEW' [09:00:50] Or if it does, it should have a major effect on the world [09:01:11] Like, Warcraft does the shit out of elves with laser guns and it fully embraces how technology effects the world [09:01:36] To the point where it's literally a fa ntasy world in the midst of an industrial revolution, spurred on by the Titans' technology [09:04:42] Well yeah, obviously. [09:05:18] And depends on how you view "obvious sci-fi elements" [09:05:51] I mean are you meaning something like Chrono Trigger, something with the "ancient civilizations" schtick, or something like Phantasy Star or Shadowrun [09:06:09] And putting Phantasy Star and Shadowrun in the same category doesn't work either. [09:06:34] I think that if we have sci-fi elements in our D&D setting, they should be unique relics of ancient empires and neigh-inaccessable. I kinda like the idea that an ancient iteration of wilden, millions of years ago, were created to destroy an advanced civilization that was murdering the world, and that there are about as many relics left as you would expect from a civilzation that was destroyed millions of years ago [09:06:46] Also the irony of talking about fantasy with obvious sci-fi elements in a channel called #Exalted. [09:07:09] Yeah. 01[09:07:34] I thnk the big question for me is if having sci-fi takes away from fantasy [09:08:07] I'm always faintly amused at people using ancient civilization stuff without knowledge of its true purpose. Like to set up shop or their village in the interior of a giant space robot or something. [09:08:21] The fantasy version of robots are talking horses. Think about it. [09:08:32] And it's a hard question, yeah. I think it's a question of rarity for me. [09:09:10] What I'm not a huge fan on, for the most part is the "Just like science but MAGIC" concept of ancient civilizations. [09:09:22] I mean it's fine in small quantities but when it gets overdone, it's just nngh. [09:09:24] Well, that might have happened in the distant past. I kinda figure that now, pretty nuch every giant space robot's been torn apart for scrap so many times that all the pieces have been reforged into adamantium swords and all that [09:10:00] Well, I think in our world, the reason that science doesn't exist is because, by and large, there's not much need for it. And because a lot of mages who make money off of being a professional ritualist try to resist it 01[09:11:11] Also, mass destruction about a century ago [09:11:47] That's true, yeah [09:12:18] Oh, that's right. At the very least, there *was* gunpowder starting to be used during the last war [09:12:38] Probably concrete and stuff used in buildings, too [09:12:43] Since Nerath was basically Rome [09:15:03] Clockwork was preserved, but judging from how it's shown up in games, that seems to largely be because it's somehow sacred to Erathis [09:15:08] Or at least has symbolic value [09:15:32] (And literally nothing made of clockwork is useful so far) 01[09:16:53] Yeah. I think it's particularly telling that Erathis' symbol is a gear [09:18:09] I agree with Rowyn, though, where I think that how much sci-fi is acceptable in fantasy largely depends on the density of it in the world. [09:18:23] Density referring both to usefulness and amount, in this case [09:18:39] Like, a world with rare, useful pieces of ancient sci-fi technology still seems like fantasy [09:19:21] And a world that's set in the ruins of a sci-fi setting with villages on the outskirts of robot-haunted cities and nanotech wizards who don't understand the principles they're activating feels like fantasy [09:20:16] When everyone has useful sci-fi stuff everywhere, it becomes sci-fi even if it has the broad trappings of fantasy (Coming back to, say, Final Fantasy again, which was, at least for a while, a series of sci-fi games despite having swords) 06[09:20:58] * Demota nods 01[09:21:23] 40k, too 01[09:21:30] It's literlaly a fantasy story with science EVERYWHERE [09:21:34] Yeah [09:21:50] 40k works in that regard because people are ignorant and view science as magic 01[09:22:10] Yeah 01[09:22:12] Among humans, at least 01[09:22:34] If you don't count the hereteks [09:22:46] Yeah [09:23:02] I did say 'people' and not 'filthy xenos' 01[09:23:11] haha [09:23:16] Hahahah [09:23:17] Using a long piece of string tied to a 10,000 ¥ note, Hironobu Sakaguchi (Final Fantasy/Squaresoft top dog) managed to lure Akitoshi Kawazu (Final Fantasy II's designer) away from the Final Fantasy division of the Squaresoft office building and set him up elsewhere, giving him the SaGa series to mess around with (much like that Simpsons gag where Marge bakes a separate birthday cake for Homer to ruin). 01[09:23:23] hahahaah [09:24:13] I kinda think the idea of orbital sky-cities is kinda interesting, if only because they'd be the only relics of a civilization the primal spirits decided to destroy. [09:24:27] So there's narratively cool stuff there aside from 'laser guns and robots' 06[09:24:31] * Demota nods [09:25:18] You know, I think the scope of our setting's history irritates me a little, but I'm reluctant to reduce it 01[09:25:29] Howso? [09:25:53] Well, unless we assume the cosmic order's been changing with some regularity, it makes people like Orcus into shitty Scooby Doo villians [09:26:20] Where he's been trying to kill the Raven Queen for ten million years and he'd do it were it not for those meddling adventurers 01[09:26:22] haha 01[09:26:30] Yeah, true 01[09:26:55] Maybe he's killed death gods before. 01[09:27:05] And the Raven Queen is just his latest target in a long line [09:27:24] But if he's killed death gods before, what stopped him from making death into undeath? 01[09:27:32] Maybe he did. 01[09:27:41] THen someone fixed it. 01[09:27:56] Maybe that's why he's undead now. [09:28:59] The guy who fixed it? 01[09:29:56] Nah, orcus 01[09:30:26] Or maybe he's always been around, but his obsession with undeath only came about recently 06[09:30:47] * Kentaro nods [09:31:38] An idea came up while I was walking downstairs: maybe the big shit in the cosmos wasn't always the same entities? [09:31:57] Like, Bahamut, Orcus, Lolth, and so forth are as much titles as entities? [09:32:21] http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/images/ff3/ff3title2.png If you want an exciting game, the sixth word in the description of what heroes do shouldn't be 'trudge' 01[09:32:24] I dunno. I like them being univeral constants there 01[09:33:22] http://thechive.com/2010/02/18/yer-wearin-it-wrong-23-photos/wardrobe-malfunction-20/ oh my god [09:34:06] Oh my god, I want it 01[09:35:11] Can Morgan sew? [09:37:33] Probably. But I want that specific one, and not enough to do anything to get it [09:38:07] http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/images/ff3/midgets.png 01[09:40:22] hahahhaa 01[09:47:12] I wonder why dwarves have scottish accents when they're Nordic. 03[09:56:22] * Il_Dice (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted 03[09:56:24] * Demotafk (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [09:57:32] Good question. What's the first thing that did that? [09:57:44] My first concept is that dwarves are usually shown as clannish 01[09:57:50] I don't know. The first instance I can think of is Warcraft 3. [09:57:52] Which is a celtic and not a nose thing 01[09:58:10] Maybe dwarves should have Yiddish accents since they're also based on jews. - 02[09:58:28] * Disconnected - [12:11:50] * Now talking in #Exalted [12:11:50] * Topic is '#Exalted: You relieved yourself! Your condition became "the unfathomable source that keeps every atom from literally exploding!!!"| Sharn II: TWO Player Slots Open! Inquire Within!| Odal's Fen: hecho en mexico | Dem's GT IP: 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 | Youkai Thursdays 5 Pacific | http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg |TV screens means soft core gay erotica | Raargh' [12:11:50] * Set by Charles on Fri Feb 19 19:16:28 [12:13:48] * Demotafk (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [12:13:49] * Il_Dice (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [12:15:09] I still need to play Civ 4. [12:15:20] Civ 3 didn't sell me so I still like 2 the best [12:15:22] * Demota nods [12:15:26] Rev didn't really sell me either. :/ [12:15:29] Yeah, Civ3 was kind of a downer. [12:15:55] Civ4 is just a masterpiece [12:22:51] I forge,t Rowyn, did you look at my LP-in-progress post? [12:26:17] Chrono Cross was a fucking fiasco [12:26:38] Something about hte word fiasco is funny to me and I cna't remember why [12:28:13] Maybe the whole 'that pop star's drug overdose was a fiasco' [12:28:20] Aah [12:28:40] And I mean fiasco in the real sense. Like, it could have been good, and then everyone on the team apparently worked together to fuck it up [12:29:13] Like, people just kept throwing increasingly absurd NPCs in for no fucking reason, and they developed the modular NPC dialogue system so that absolutely NOBODY was important in any way [12:29:26] Yeah [12:30:55] Why tie it to Chrono Trigger at all? [12:31:19] I don't think it was even intended to at first [12:33:55] Man, how odes Lulu's dress stay on/ [12:34:13] She's a mage [12:34:57] Normally, I'd say glue, since that's how a lot of really fancy dresses that aren't well-supported stay on. [12:35:11] Belts [12:35:15] But really, she can animate stuffed animals like it ain't no thing. She can totally make her dress stay on. [12:35:15] hahahaha [12:37:07] Both those answers are good [12:37:28] I was gonna say belts, but I think 'a wizard did it' is a good fantasy precedent [12:37:54] At least up there with my old 'magical chainmail bikinis generate a magical forcefield' thing [12:39:43] ahahah "Are they watching two peopl ehave sex here?" [12:39:44] From the FFX LP [12:40:14] Hahahahahahah [12:40:14] DAY THREE, HOUR NINE: "So I got it figured out guys," Nojima says, having collected himself. "There's a girl who sends people into the past and there's these two - fuck it - three witches out to get her. And there's also this high-tech country that builds a machine to make monsters fall from the Moon, And the main character is this guy from a flying school who has to battle his hated rival while playing card games - okay, Kitase? - and stopping the [12:40:21] ahahahahhah [12:40:25] and stopping the [12:40:37] and stopping the three witches and all the moon monsters and rescuing the time girl, who's also his sister. But I think what we got here - at its heart - is a love story. The greatest love story ever told." [12:40:57] hahahah [12:41:50] http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/images/ff8/lj.png Final Fantasy 8 predicted blogs. :O [12:42:05] hahahha [12:42:46] ahahahhaa, Tidus sniffing Auron [12:45:40] This is bothersome. I have no idea where my 360 controller went [12:46:03] Damn [13:04:25] Huh. The intro cinema to Bioshock is interesting [13:04:30] Bioshock 2, rather [13:05:27] It takes place during the last functioning days of Rapture, with you as a Big Daddy guarding a Little Sister, and has a scene where you run through a high society party full of normal people to find her before she gets attacked by splicers [13:06:42] huh [13:07:11] And people react just about how you'd expect people to react to Big Daddies if they were aware of them and how they act [13:07:17] Suprised and disgusted, but not panicked [13:07:23] * Demota nods [13:07:40] Does anyhting about the HUD look particularly Big Daddy-ish? [13:07:54] Well, so far, the only HUD element I have is the edges of my helmet [13:08:18] Which, on my widescreen, cover the very peripheries of the field of view and make it slightly claustrophobic [13:11:21] Well, I also have health, eve, and drill fuel meters which seem entirely nondiagetic [13:11:37] Diagetic? [13:12:08] Oh, I heard that reviwes rar esaying the second half of Bioshock 2 is spectacular [13:13:29] Huh. Tuesday. Jack in the Box. Tuesday, if you buy a large drink, you get a free grilled sandwich [13:28:50] * yongon is now known as Yon [13:33:11] Hey Yon [13:33:16] Hey. [13:34:52] Grunt. [13:39:57] Shepard. [14:04:54] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [14:05:19] hi [14:20:08] Dem: Diagetic is in-world, essentially [14:20:41] aah [14:21:07] A good example is the Star Trek movie [14:21:25] In the scene where Kirk steals the car, the soundtrack is diagetic because it's being played on his car radio [14:21:33] Similarly, the HUD in a mechwarrior game is diagetic [14:21:48] The HUD in, say, Call of Duty is non-diagetic [14:21:52] * Demota nods [14:32:20] Do you have the giga drill upgrade for the Big Daddy yet? :| [15:07:34] Ahahahahah [15:07:35] The You Testament is deeper than anyone imagined. It's a game that forces you to come to grips with your views on religion. Either you honestly don't care and Dickie's nonsense won't phase you, or deep down you do feel that religion can and should be accurate to the text that bore it. In which case Dickie makes you want to murder him. [15:07:35] You can only go to Heaven if this game offends you. St. Peter told me that in a dream. [15:07:58] hahahahha [15:09:55] I just love all the comments that are like "Fuck, I'm an atheist/agnostic and the treatment of Christianity in this game offends ME." [15:10:05] Yeah [15:11:13] AHAHAHAHHA [15:11:23] http://img.waffleimages.com/cbdf87c59b65b7a8d46fabb09468724a7f4cd486/image070.jpg Rorschach's Journal, 29 A.D.: Judea is afraid of me, I have seen its true face. The streets are extended .jpegs and the .jpegs are full of artifacts and when MDickie finally finds this, all the smug will implode. [15:12:02] hahhaha [15:25:34] Huh. Necron was originally called Darkness of Eternity [15:51:39] Ahahahah [15:51:46] http://img.waffleimages.com/85bbb216047be8d4109e1758915195a1751b5c24/image109.jpg Fremen Tom Baker hates me. He probably uses his TARDIS and stillsuit to sneak into my mailbox and make sure that little red-haired girl never sends me a valentine. [15:53:03] ahahhah [15:54:32] Aaaaahhaha [15:54:34] A problem cannot be solved with the same energy that created it. You can't fight fire with fire! If somebody strikes you on one cheek, turn and offer him the other. Prove that you can take it! With every blow he'll be clocking up more and more bad karma while yours is being worked off. You should LOVE your enemies! Feel sorry for them because they're only hurting themselves. [15:54:34] The simplest, most elegant statement of nonviolence, the guiding principle of Dr. King and Ghandi, the great tenet of Christian action, has been reduced to a passive-aggressive mantra mixed with karmic confusion. [15:55:23] hahahah [15:56:37] Aaahahaahah [15:57:00] So apparently, the randomize characters option randomizes ALL characters. [15:57:03] Including god. [15:58:00] There was a line where Gokuesus refers to God as 'She' and someone asks if this is ANOTHER aspect of MDickie's theology. "Actually no, God was just randomized to be female this playthrough. [15:58:24] hahahahah [16:02:11] Hhahahaha Jesus gets arrested for tax evasion [16:02:53] This fucking game. [16:02:58] Did you watch the videos? [16:03:00] They're absurd [16:03:51] Not yet [16:07:13] http://img.waffleimages.com/49324bec6e92ca860999b0fc460ecd35866fd192/image053.jpg I like how Travis Touchdown is the first face that actually seems to fit successfully on the models [16:07:35] haha [16:09:10] You know what occurs to me? [16:09:43] Final Fantasy XI might be a lot better if it was some microtransaction game based on FF 1-5. [16:10:04] Or at least, have more appeal to me personally. [16:10:19] Though I guess that wouldn't change the total BS of it being unfun. :| [16:22:00] Hahahahah that was fun. [16:22:14] Everyone except me fucked up on Mini-Gruul in Halls of Stone [16:22:22] So I pretty much soloed him. [16:23:51] Oh man, reading the FFX-2 post on that retrospective makes it sound DELIGHTFUL [16:38:41] Even if the guy does hate it [16:43:07] http://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?postid=372841076 [16:43:14] http://www.ownicon.com/sa/emot-thane.gif Also great [16:53:45] Man, Bioshock 2 is really solid [16:53:54] This is, like, the year of good sequels to mediocre games [16:57:20] huh [16:57:26] So are you looking forward to Final Fantasy 13? :| [16:57:38] I'll probably rent it [16:57:53] I just hope the good ending doesn't hinge on 'rescue all the little sisters' this time [16:57:58] Since I have a feeling I missed one [16:58:16] What're the other games out this year, anyway? [16:58:21] No More Heroes 2 and Mass Effect 2? [16:58:31] Though ME1 was pretty great, not mediocre [16:58:39] Well, I consider Assassin's Creed 2 a game from this year, just because I didn't play it until January [16:58:52] I had finished the area mission and didn't see any wandering Big Daddies, so I headed out, and it gave me a 'are you sure you want to head out?' prompt [16:59:06] And in the area I just finished, I rescued two Little Sisters and didn't get that prompt as I left [16:59:26] I just hope that's not the case, because there are other moral decisions this time around [16:59:37] And unlike the Little Sisters, they seem unavoidable [17:00:06] Huh. [17:00:58] Also, it's looking like the Bioshock series isn't going to be Ayn Rand's Underwater Adventure as much as it's going to be 'Philosophically based closed societies get fucked up [17:03:00] * Demota nods [17:03:26] (Also, I'm hoping 2k keeps their promise that Bioshock 5 will be on the Moon. :| ) [17:04:17] hahhahah [17:04:19] That'd be great [17:09:16] Oh my god. This is beautiful [17:09:21] Kludgemanship is a real word [17:18:09] http://www.jaunted.com/story/2007/7/9/51247/81947/travel/How+To+Cuddle+a+Baby+Panda dawww [17:25:10] So I'm a little confused at how the renegade/paragon scale works in relation to the scars now. [17:25:40] I don't really know how it works either. [17:25:45] When I headbutted the guy, I got a TON of renegade points and the scars opened back up almost to as bad as they were at the beginning of the game. [17:25:53] Then I returned to the ship. [17:25:57] Scars gone. [17:26:02] Must be a bug [17:38:36] ... oh god [17:38:41] 4e has a tentacle monster now named Phalagar [17:39:25] Ahaahahahah, wait, the software he's using to make the games has a BUILT IN EXIT GAME FUNCTION [17:39:34] But he STILL WROTE THE CRASH LOOP INSTEAD [17:39:36] Yep! [17:40:12] Hahahahha [17:40:12] I dont know posted: [17:40:12] This seems a good time to remind everyone that this man wrote a book on programing (as well as an inspirational guide to life. [17:40:12] You can't close the book, though. The only way to stop reading is by turning the pages incredibly fast until the pages catch fire and the book burns up [17:40:38] I really like the comment about how this is a pretty good look at someone who learns to program by themselves and goes out of their way to defy convention [17:40:45] ahahahahahhahahahaah [17:41:13] Oh god I'm remembering No More Heroes and the people who didn't figure out the bike [17:41:18] So they just crash it to dismount every time [17:41:35] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Demota [17:41:47] Oh, I'm doing Majuu stuff right now if anyone wants to go to the design channel. [17:42:38] Huh. Research Indicates is doing anthoer LP [17:44:30] Ahahahah [17:44:31] Thankfully the progress is commented ";15. message delivered",";16. healing the leper",";17. cleansing the temple" and so on all the way up to 82 . [17:44:31] Note how the program has to test every possibility of every table every frame and cant just skip the rest after finding a match. [17:45:00] ... has... has he never heard of cases? [17:45:09] :psyducK: [17:45:22] He doesn't know what an array is either. [17:45:36] And he wrote a book on programming [17:45:52] God, I'd love to see that if it didn't require me to spend precious precious money. [17:47:32] http://img.waffleimages.com/f8647eaabb84bc4b7ba6a8293f25aed83193cd88/image005.jpg Physics, yet ANOTHER thing MDickie is 100% clueless about [17:47:55] ... [17:47:58] :psypop: [17:48:14] ...and now Jesus is quoting Uncle Ben. [17:48:39] AhHAHAHAHAHAHA [17:49:03] You must resist the temptation to use your powers for evil. Otherwise they'll disappear as quickly as they came! That includes showing them off to the public. You must be careful about where and when you perform miracles. Very few people are capable of comprehending these things! Attracting undue attention will only make your life harder. Forget about mere mortals and seek the approval of God! Only then will your destiny stay on the ri [17:49:13] Jesus is worried about Paradox backlash. [17:49:56] ahahhhahaahah [17:54:14] Also, every time I see the title screen I always read it as The Fuck You Testament [17:55:24] ahahahaha [17:55:53] ...Jesus drives out an evil spirit. The passage cited by the game is...uh...the Beatitudes. :psypop: [17:56:12] Curse you, Robin. [17:56:27] Robin? [17:56:28] You read Dr. McNinja? [17:56:28] In general, yes. Today, no [17:56:28] Eh, not today's. Not there yet. [17:56:28] Was going through the archives, tho. [17:56:28] http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p8 <-And this made me think 'Sidereal Martial Arts'. [17:56:29] Haha [17:56:29] Not quite. [17:56:31] Sidereal Archery charms perhaps. [17:56:31] Ha. [17:56:33] No firearms based side martial arts. [17:56:33] (Though there should be) [17:56:36] Yet. [17:56:36] ...god. [17:56:37] I'm so tempted now. [17:56:46] Ooh. [17:56:51] Yes, Dr. McNinja is very nice [17:57:03] Well yes it is. [17:57:23] Oh. Rowyn. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3211884&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenu mber=1 [17:57:25] But a Sidereal Firearms Martial Arts style is sorely needed. [17:57:28] I highly recommend the King of Dragon Pass LP [18:00:27] Ahahahahahah [18:00:28] The Saurus posted: [18:00:28] It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling that us scientists and christians and programmers are joined together in offense at MDickie's complete lack of knowledge about our subject areas. [18:01:39] ahahahah [18:01:51] Ahahahhaah, someone just pointed out that all the demon possessed people in the game ended up with Revolver Ocelot's face. How appropriate [18:02:40] Wow, the Pathfinder thread apparently EXPLODED. [18:02:47] And the OP had a meltdown and closed the thread [18:03:19] You can be a christian and a scientist. :P [18:03:26] But not a Christian Scientist. That's just silly. [18:03:28] Dem: Hahhah, what happened? [18:03:56] He started talking about some dumb business plan about bundling pathfinder books together and how it'd be cheaper and better. [18:04:04] Then people point out to him exactly why this is a bad idea. [18:04:13] And he responds with basically "Nuh uh!" [18:04:16] Hahahahaha, Christian Scientists. [18:04:42] And attributes them saying "It won't work from a busines standpoint" to them hating Pathfinder [18:04:57] Kerison posted: [18:04:57] Starts with this post and he quickly self-destructs. [18:04:57] ahahaha that's a perfect snit. "no guys you don't GET it this idea will WORK. why don't you agree with me! fine then I'm closing the thread jerks!!" [18:05:00] http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3263565&pagenumber=8#post372695160 [18:23:05] Woo! [18:23:17] Wrapped my head around gear teeth 60 degrees apart [18:24:08] Hooray? [18:24:16] Oh, Nova, I figured out why it does 30 and 60 but not 45 [18:24:18] Hexes. [18:24:23] Gametable works with hexes too [18:25:13] ah [18:26:39] Man, Bioshock 2 really uses its water physics well [18:29:34] Oh, cool. [18:29:45] Like... for atmosphere, or for level flow? [18:30:07] I remmeber that in Bioshock 1 they made a huge deal about wtaer [18:30:52] wait... [18:31:01] goddammit, I still don't have this figured out [18:31:29] I've managed to make a gear look indentical when you rotate it 60 degrees, but not how to make it interlock [18:31:54] Well, I did, but only with really ugly three-teeth gears [18:32:11] * Demota nods [18:32:16] Dem: Parts of both. Do you care about a spoiler for the end of a level? [18:33:01] Hm. I'll hold off for now [18:39:58] Suffice it to say that there are a few parts of the game where Rapture floods and it's very well done [18:40:35] Cool [18:40:43] I was expecting some part to be flooded in all of the first game [18:43:03] http://cdn.shacknews.com/public/podcast/idlethumbs/songs/chrisremo_spaceasshole.mp3 I like this a lot [18:44:15] http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp Aaaaaahahahahah I forgot this strip [18:44:55] I love that one [18:47:33] http://www.chick.com/tractimages51346/0034/0034_16.gif [18:47:35] this is the best [18:48:07] I love how Satan is homophobic. [18:48:21] hahah [18:48:25] I think that might be my favorite touch. [18:49:17] Make up your damn mind Jack. Is homosexuality Satan's fault, or does Satan hate fags as much as God? :V [18:49:30] Maybe it's both [18:49:36] He hates them and it's his fault [18:52:11] I'm kind of dissappointed at Chick's explanation for why rock is evil though. "Uh, er, because SATAN IS BEHIND IT." C'mon man, be creative. [18:52:37] That's not nearly as interesting as the people who claim the beat is a satanic code. [18:52:52] Yeah [18:56:53] * Alt-Eisen (neorook@cpe-76-173-139-144.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #Exalted [18:57:30] Hey, AE [18:57:32] What's up? [18:57:57] well I got the Saturday group to try Tokyo Heroes when we next meet up [18:58:27] now I'm starved for Monster-of-the-Week ideas [18:59:04] any help would be appreciated [18:59:58] Well, what are the monsters, in general? [19:00:11] Sailor Moon had a really good run just by taking common household objects and theming monsters around them [19:00:36] So does Rockman.exe. :| [19:01:06] OH GOD MY OVEN IS SHOOTING FIRE [19:01:36] I've been going with a formula of basically anything the villains see worthy of zapping that week with their "Monstriser Ray" [19:01:38] (I kind of wish we'd gotten that game off the ground, it would've been hilarious) [19:01:55] Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess. AVGN is covering Dragonstrike [19:01:59] Yeah. :smith: [19:02:14] http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?page_id=1174 [19:02:55] The hell is Dragonstrike? [19:03:19] It was like... a D&D for little kids. A board game instead of an RPG, and it came with a retarded video [19:03:21] I mean REALLY retarded [19:04:37] AE: Is it bad that the first thing that comes ot my mind is cars? [19:04:40] So basically any old object is fair game. Though I've been thinking of going the Gaogaigar route [19:04:49] You could have them zap a yellow beetle, zap a blue convoy... [19:05:09] ( Do not do this ) [19:05:50] I was thinking of making the monstriser ray able to condense an object with pure hatred [19:06:08] Condense? [19:06:12] The villains should operate on some sort of alien logic where they see potential in completely nonthreatening things. Like bridges. [19:06:21] haha [19:06:28] yeah, that seems a given [19:06:34] condense? Probably meant to say infuse [19:06:38] * Demota nods [19:06:53] yeah the owner of the ray is a mad scientist [19:06:53] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8LBpMuSTrQ This is the video that came with Dragonstrike [19:07:51] Since these are extradimensional demon/aliens I could say that they use the ray on objects that are near a site of dimensional instability [19:08:08] A spacial crack in a sense [19:08:13] Is this motive likely to come up to the players? [19:08:31] Very likely [19:09:02] the "Desperians" are supposedly the source of mythological monster sightings througout history [19:09:08] well evil ones [19:09:50] * Demota nods [19:09:51] http://soldoutcomic.com/Etc/colbuster.gif YES [19:10:00] The villains operate from a base on the moon where they entered through a similar crack in space [19:10:48] They work out of an interdimensional fortress/battleship [19:11:35] the motive is that the Desperians want to invade Earth because their home dimension is a hellhole [19:12:05] The Desperian home dimension is akin to the Phantom Zone in DC comics [19:13:07] As per their name, they gain energy from human dispair [19:13:31] * Demota nods [19:16:15] so far my current monsters have been created from a blowtorch, a shamisen, a wrecking crane, a gatling gun from a gun show, an industrial excavator vehicle, and a red corvette [19:16:27] as you can see very VERY random [19:17:08] * Demota nods [19:17:08] a friend suggested a soda machine too [19:17:17] You seem to be going with mechanical objects a lot [19:17:38] I want to fix that [19:18:30] I just seem to find machine to be the easiest monster concepts. Prolly from watching Gaogaigar so much [19:18:38] Yeah [19:19:59] It works [19:20:11] Alternatively, you could push machine monsters to an even more absurd level [19:20:19] Like hair dryers or stoplights [19:20:26] hehehehe [19:20:29] Or hammers [19:20:46] Or sentient pliers manipulated by malevolent intelligences [19:20:48] (geese) [19:21:17] hahaahahha [19:21:37] Well Desperian energy can infuse anything with life [19:21:52] What if it's already alive? [19:22:05] then it demonically warps it [19:22:14] * Yon is now known as yongon [19:22:30] What if it's already alive and demonic (like geese) [19:22:30] http://i.imgur.com/Bm4pk.jpg awwww [19:22:33] I thought about that [19:22:39] What if it's already demonically warped? (like- Fuck, beaten [19:23:33] Basically the Monstriser Ray plucks a Desperian soldier out of the void and places them in energy form inside the chosen object [19:23:45] its a form of demonic possession [19:24:04] Can they stack this? Like, putting demons inside demons? [19:24:11] nope [19:24:18] one per vessel [19:24:31] Can they demonize a dude and the car the dude is riding in? [19:24:50] if they use two soldiers [19:25:14] Can they demonize a PC? [19:25:32] not likely [19:26:04] Project FANG operatives are chosen due to a unique gene that protects them from demonic incursion [19:26:12] aah [19:26:18] What about demonizing their pants? [19:26:28] now that's just silly [19:29:34] thing though is I was thinking of making the ray require an absurd amount of power such that it can only be fired once a week [19:29:59] or once every whenever time seem appropriate [19:30:17] What does this add to the game? [19:30:43] well for one it limits the number of monsters the badguys can spit out [19:31:12] in effect it gives a plausable excuse as to why they can only manage one monster at a time [19:31:51] Alright. So what keeps them from holding back for a few weeks and building up? [19:32:13] Impatience [19:32:20] You don't relaly need an in-universe explanation for genre conventions, if that's what you're worried about [19:32:27] It is nice that you consider this stuff, though [19:32:33] yeah [19:33:20] Desperian possession commandoes are finite. Soldiers that don't make the cut become mooks [19:33:31] * Rowyn (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [19:33:34] there also lies another problem [19:33:48] I have no idea what to make my armies of spandex mooks look like [19:36:14] Putties/Golems might be plausable given that they can be made of chunks of random stuff. Another idea is make them actual Desperian grunts in spandex stormtrooper outfits under the premise that they can only exist in this dimension as long as their commanding monster wills them [19:36:40] Maybe make them robots. [19:37:18] Yet another idea. The spaceship/fortress simply has a factory devoted to building grunts [19:37:42] Makes sense. [19:38:02] A funny idea I just got is make them look like spandex-wearing Cylons with the red dotted eyeslit [19:39:40] I like Timeranger's grunts, the zenitto robots [19:40:39] heck if I got machine I could call them "Bolts" and make them form out of screw bolts thrown out by the monster [19:41:19] though the Cylon idea seems interesting to me [19:41:43] Cycloids? [19:42:02] * Demota nods [19:42:46] Make their voices sound like garbled radio static [19:46:11] Tokyo Heroes has an odd way of handling mooks. You roll dice for each one in the mob. In effect its like fighting WH40k Orks on the tabletop [19:46:38] In what way? [19:46:46] I guess this makes sense because the GM in this way can dump armies of mooks on the PCs [19:47:09] Well each mook represents one attack dice and one hit point in the mob [19:47:28] Isn't it like that for anything else in 40k, though? [19:47:54] dunno. I just play Orks [19:48:15] Everyhting in 40k, you roll 1 die to attack with them, unless they have pistols and close combat weapons [19:48:16] anyhoo the mob is treated like one entity that loses attack dice the more wounded it becomes [19:48:22] Or they have extra attacks on their profile [19:48:23] * Demota nods [19:48:33] Pretty decent approach to mooks [19:48:38] yeah [19:49:06] also explains why the remaining few tend to bugger out when their numbers go down enough in the show [19:49:19] not enough attack dice to go around [19:49:22] Yeah [19:50:54] also explains why heroes can take out mooks Dynasty Warriors style [19:51:04] rangers roll multiple attack dice [19:51:10] * Demota nods [19:51:23] It's pretty alright for a mook system [19:51:28] yeah [19:51:51] I discovered Shinkenger has "giant mooks" [19:52:00] robot scale mooks [19:52:17] Isn't that what a zaku is? [19:52:25] more or less [19:53:12] other series did it with swarms of fighters and mini-mecha. Shinkenger is the first I've seen where they just enlarge the mooks along with the monster [19:53:26] huh [20:14:32] * Disconnected [20:14:36] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Exalted [20:14:37] * Rejoined channel #Exalted [20:14:37] * Topic is '#Exalted: You relieved yourself! Your condition became "the unfathomable source that keeps every atom from literally exploding!!!"| Sharn II: TWO Player Slots Open! Inquire Within!| Odal's Fen: hecho en mexico | Dem's GT IP: 71.202.41.240 / Port 6812 | Youkai Thursdays 5 Pacific | http://demota.sandwich.net/rpg |TV screens means soft core gay erotica | Raargh' [20:14:37] * Set by Charles on Fri Feb 19 19:16:28 [20:14:38] re [20:14:41] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Demotafk [20:15:27] * Demota (demota@c-71-202-41-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [20:28:24] Hahahahah [20:28:44] When Blizzard North was making Diablo 2, they kept getting the game cinemas from Blizzard South [20:29:03] And they kept being mad and confused because what the fuck does this have to do with our game? We didn't write any of this shit [20:29:20] I don't get it. [20:31:36] I think there's some information I don't know. :( [20:31:51] Why would Blizzard South send cinemas to Blizzard North that they don't know anything about? [20:32:04] Have you played Diablo 2? [20:32:16] Yeah. The stuff with Marius, yeah? [20:32:32] I guess Blizzard Norht wasn't told about the whole plot? Or vice versa? [20:32:41] Yeah [20:33:54] The cutscenes have nothing to do with the game [20:34:00] * Demotafk nods [20:34:07] So it's like they were just getting sent random cutscenes that had nothing to do with anything [20:34:34] Alright, so tha twas the info I was missing. [20:42:14] Hey Cha, I finished the gears [20:42:23] I made three sizes, 10x10, 5x5, and 3x3 [20:42:24] Whoooo [20:42:27] * Demotafk dances around Nova [20:42:33] Also, they miraculously connect. [20:42:37] :O [20:42:57] I spaced the teeth 60 degrees apart, and rotating it by 90 degree intervals makes em match. [20:43:01] Who the fuck woulda guessed?! [20:43:04] Whoo [20:44:08] I also learned something new about photoshop [20:44:35] You can save hue/saturation adjustments, so you can repeat the exact adjustments over and over again just by loading a file. [20:44:52] * Demotafk nods [20:44:54] (I used this to make each gear size the same shade of brushed bronze) [20:45:12] ooh [20:46:06] wanna see em, Cha? [20:53:04] After this LoL match [20:56:40] * Alt-Eisen (neorook@cpe-76-173-139-144.socal.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [20:56:44] Jesus fucking Christ, that took forever [20:56:52] heh [20:57:12] ? [20:57:47] Seriously went on for an hour [21:05:16] * NovaSeaker nods. [21:05:26] Ready to see `em? [21:05:29] Dem, can you host? [21:05:44] * Yon (d@S0106002369cf23ca.wp.shawcable.net) has joined #Exalted [21:05:46] yeeah [21:05:46] I guess. It could probably wait until monday, but you're clearly proud and I might as well indulge you. :| [21:05:47] Hi Yon [21:05:52] Hey. [21:06:27] Launching [21:06:46] Hosting [21:07:29] haha [21:07:43] Well, I figure you should also know what you have to work with before the session rolls around [21:08:04] I'm hosting [21:08:12] I got failed to connect [21:08:18] What're you guys on about? [21:08:27] Same here [21:08:34] I made those gear underlays for Cha [21:08:38] Yon: Terrain Nova made for my game tomorrow [21:08:39] Hitting router [21:09:01] Retry [21:11:28] connected [21:11:30] displayin' [21:12:04] Very nice [21:12:06] Looks good. [21:12:30] Oh man. [21:12:32] Cool [21:12:38] I had this idea in my head of like, Eve's arms becoming owls [21:12:44] And the feathers on the wings are bastard swords [21:12:44] ... [21:13:02] And it could launch swords. [21:13:06] yeah i don't know :( [21:16:25] Hmmm. [21:16:34] How's the interlock work? [21:16:48] 60 degree rotations sync up with 90 degree ones [21:19:23] * Demotafk nods [21:20:13] Oh, Nova [21:20:15] I really have no idea how I managed that [21:20:15] Tuesday. [21:20:18] jack in the box [21:20:18] yes? [21:20:21] what? [21:20:21] Free grilled sandwiches [21:20:25] With purchase of large drink [21:20:37] Turkey/bacon/cheddar or deli trio [21:20:40] I don't think there's a jack in the box anywhere in this state. [21:20:56] ... tuesday, free 3-pancakes at IHOP? :( [21:21:31] I don't have time to stop for breakfast [21:21:38] http://www.pastebin.com/d2e61b9b1 oh, opinions? [21:22:03] THe free pancakes are good til 10 PM. [21:24:41] I want lunch and dinner after breakfast, not pancakes [21:24:50] It seems like you guys have a good handle on it. [21:24:57] I like the idea of an enhanced bullrush. [21:25:09] This was mostly my work. [21:25:12] Like a charge attack that pushes as well. [21:25:23] Oh, sorry. Thought you and Cha were brainstorming ideas [21:25:41] I think I'm pretty much handling the mechanics, and Charles is handlign the writing. I wanna make monsters, but I've got like... a mental freeze there. [21:28:46] It's also kinda hard going from brainstorming into actually putting it into game legalese [21:30:13] I think I'm still having a fair amount of input on the mechanics [21:30:52] * Rowyn (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) has joined #Exalted [21:31:09] Hey [21:32:58] Yeah, I just meant like, as a general trend. [21:42:54] Hm. Running low on HD space. Maybe it's LoL :( [21:51:22] Closing GT if that's alright [22:00:21] Hahahaha "You should start a website called Bargo Busters." "I dunno why they keep inviting us to press events, but Doom IV is gonna suck!" [22:00:30] hahahaha [22:35:27] Man, I'm really glad they made a Bioshock 2. Like, I was kinda put off by Bioshock 1, but I think that they really worked out a lot of kinks, and there are a lot of really cool areas this time around [22:35:36] * Demotafk nods [22:35:45] Yeah, it's osunding like it's a massive improvement [22:35:53] Like, say, Ryan's Amusements, an amusement park that contains an actual *Objectivist haunted house* [22:36:01] Wow [22:36:08] What's considered scary? [22:36:18] God? The government? [22:36:31] Well, it was designed by Andrew Ryan to keep kids in Rapture from wanting to go to the surface, so yeah [22:37:08] They keep presenting these idyllic animatronic scenarios where a hard-working individual is making life better for himself, and then the lighting goes red and spooky music plays [22:37:21] And then a giant hand comes in to take away what he's earned by the sweat of his brow [22:37:27] Wow [22:38:49] Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahaha [22:39:08] Tat's beautiful [22:40:18] The game seems more about altruism/collectivism now, but it's sort of a shame, because they have to elevate it to ridiculous proportions to build a villian around it, while Andrew Ryan was absurdly villianous by following the baseline of his philosophy [22:40:40] Yeah [22:40:55] I'm looking forward to further Bioshock games based around philosophies, though. The utilitarianism/stoicism games will be fun. :| [22:41:00] http://www.retrowaretv.com/home/HappyVideoGameNerd/tabid/96/Default.aspx This guy is so NICE to listen to. [22:41:10] I want a Bioshock game based on dada. [22:41:37] That was more of an art movement than a philosophy. :( [22:41:58] :( [22:42:01] What about pacifism? [22:42:18] That might be doable [22:42:36] A game based on utiliarianism might actually be doable, since it's about creating the most good for the most people, IIRC [22:42:53] And if you're not part of that 'most people', and the 'most good' for them is bad for you, it could work out [22:43:06] Yeah [22:44:07] Oh, also, the Big Sisters are suprisingly fun to fight. [22:44:16] What's neechan like? [22:45:41] They're about as agile as Spider Splicers, they've got various powers the names of which I can't remember (All that comes to mind is 'biotics', but that's not Bioshock) and when you kill them, you get a bunch of Adam, because they still have it in their bodies from when they were Little Sisters. [22:45:53] huh [22:45:58] And they seem to show up when you rescue or kill the last Little Sister in an area [22:46:03] So they effectively serve as a boss battle [22:46:05] I was always curious about what happens when little sisters grow up [22:46:18] Did they fix the false choice wiht morality? [22:46:37] I'm not sure. I haven't harvested yet [22:47:12] But they may have made it worse, since the first gift you get is the Proud Parent tonic, which gives you 50% more adam for protecting Little Sisters while they harvest [22:47:24] * Demotafk nods [22:47:41] The way they set it up is cool, too. When you resolve the last Little Sister, you hear a scream in the distance [22:47:52] I kinda want to try it if I can get it cheaper, but it's not a priority for me right now, since I might be balancing on the edge of being able to get a PS3 [22:48:08] And then maybe ten seconds later, you hear a closer scream. And then ten seconds after that, the Big Sister appears [22:48:18] So basically, it gives you time to choose a good place to fight and set up traps [22:48:23] Just rent it. [22:48:56] Oh, right. I't savalable for consoles too [22:49:25] Something really bugs me about even giving a console version a try when a PC version exists, and I don't know why. :( [22:54:19] Hahahah Timber's chief imports are foreign soldiers, and its chief export is sassy young heroines. [22:54:27] hahahaha [22:55:43] Hahah This easy-to-miss spot on the northern Trabia continent is the underground home of the Shumi, an industrious tribe of borderline autistic squidmen. [22:55:52] hee [23:03:21] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIWFVsSIhpI what [23:05:23] Aahaahhaahahahahaha I LOVE getting spam in ME2 [23:06:04] I like how it's from Batarian spammers [23:06:18] Yeah [23:06:19] They're seriously just the shittiest race in the galaxy [23:07:16] Oh sweet, I just got a mail from Smith the Horse. [23:08:04] This about the Keeper scans? [23:08:07] Yeah. [23:08:14] haha [23:08:41] It's so perfectly Smith, I don't think it's unreasonable to think it's an intentional homage. [23:08:49] Huh. [23:08:49] The Terminus Systems are infested with batarian pirate gangs and slaving rings, fueling the stereotype of the batarian thug. It should be noted that these criminals do not represent average citizens, who are forbidden to leave batarian space by their omnipresent and paranoid government. [23:09:04] Yeah [23:09:42] If any headway could be made with the batarian government, we might see something interesting, but I'm betting the hegemony's pumping anti-Council propaganda [23:11:36] Yeah [23:11:50] Reading the Wiki article, they kinda seem like North Korea In Space [23:31:58] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [03:33:22] * Rowyn (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [03:49:29] * Yon (d@S0106002369cf23ca.wp.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [07:23:59] http://www.destructoid.com/confirmed-wow-plushies-are-cute-164494.phtml [08:01:01] Man, the last bits of Bioshock 2 are so good [08:06:43] Cool [09:00:48] I'll be disappointed if Bioshock 3 is in Rapture, though, since the good ending pretty heavily implies that Rapture's gone for good [09:07:40] * Demotafk nods [09:08:07] You know, I'm a little curious about why things tend to have three parts [09:08:18] Like, if there's a 2, it's assumed there'll be a 3. [09:12:05] Three is one of those numbers that works for us [09:27:12] Yeah [09:36:59] Whoo. Ewen'll do his first playtest soon. Of that Space Patrol game [09:37:53] Cool [09:38:10] Man, apparently a lot of cool horror stuff got cut from Bioshock 2, as well as underwater combat [09:38:37] huh [09:42:39] The splicers were going to be a LOT more mutated than before, since it had been around ten years since shit started going down [09:42:46] But they decided against significant redesigns [09:50:00] * Demotafk nods [10:31:56] Hahahahhaa [10:32:17] Idle Thumbs refers to the enchanter in Torchlight who can enchant your items or randomly wipe all enchantments as The Shitty Wizard [10:32:21] haha [10:32:41] I like the idea of someone being a shitty wizard [10:32:52] Just because wizardliness is generally seen as a highly proficient profession [10:34:25] Hahah "We call him the S-Wizard when kids are around." [11:06:27] Hahahahha, someone made a cross-stitch adventure game sampler to Idle Thumbs that says "Honey on the cat-hair makes a moustache" [11:08:19] hahah [11:10:53] http://www.4colorrebellion.com/media/pics/09/11/crossstitch.jpg [11:18:42] * MattyQ_ (MattyQ@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined #Exalted [11:18:46] * MattyQ_ is now known as MattatWork [11:19:56] Holy christ. [11:20:05] Chat Roulette is the single most terrifying thing I have ever experienced. [11:20:38] But I also finished a sock puppet JUST IN TIME to take full advantage of it [11:21:25] What? [11:23:19] Are you not familiar with Chat Roulette yet? [11:23:48] Nope [11:23:54] Ahh [11:23:56] Well [11:24:06] http://chatroulette.com/ [11:24:14] I could send you this link, and you could brave the perils of the internet [11:24:21] or I could point you to the newest Penny Arcade comic [11:24:52] Oh man [11:25:06] (It's not pornographic, sometimes) [11:25:42] So, this author I really like, in one of the intros to his poetry collections, talks about how he didn't so much rewrite the work as he "moderated its baroque excesses" [11:26:01] and that sounds like a wonderful synonym for masturbation :| [11:26:31] Anyway, sorry, the internet ruined me. [11:26:32] aaaaaaagh [11:26:36] How is it going? [11:27:20] Sorry for not replying, I was finishing up moderating my baroque excesses. :| [11:27:25] Hahahaha [11:28:07] I was reading the Penny Arcade description of Chatroulette.com and I was all, "It can't possibly be that bad!" [11:28:18] And it absolutely was. =( [11:28:54] Hahahaha [11:29:12] I decided not to take it for a spin because I don't have a webcam and it seemed unfair [11:29:13] What is it, exactly? Just links you to a webcam talk with someone else? [11:31:26] Yeah [11:31:29] Hahahah http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/2/12/ [11:31:46] * Rowyn (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) has joined #Exalted [11:33:18] Hi [11:33:24] awwwww [11:33:45] Hey Row [11:33:56] I'm going to use my sock puppet to Chat Roulette at some point [11:34:05] Hopefully it will be awesome [11:34:37] Hahahah [11:35:42] I kinda want to use Camtwist to have it be a never-ending looping of Rick Astley [11:36:30] That would be a solid thing to do [11:36:40] Hey Charles, still up for going out tomorrow? [11:36:44] Absolutely! [11:36:52] Kevin Keck is reading, but I had enough of that guy last year, and I have two classes with him [11:37:11] Shit, I totally forgot 500 Days of Summer yesterday >:( [11:37:49] Oh man, weird Bioshock 2 thing: I've so thoroughly disassociated Big Daddies from their content and so thoroughly associated them with that statue I got in the collector's edition that it was actually really weird and jarring seeing the model that my statue is of in BS2 [11:38:36] hahaha [11:38:58] I sold mine. I kinda regret it, though not a whole lot. [11:39:28] Like, I even kinda forgot it was a thing in a video game [11:39:46] Or something other people owned [11:40:00] So it's sorta like seeing some weird knickknack from your bedroom rolling around in a video game [11:40:08] Matt: What's our timeline like for tomorrow? [11:40:32] Uhhh [11:40:34] Good question [11:40:46] I get out of class at 4ish [11:41:03] And from there on, I could have time to hang out, I think, until we wanted to go to dinner [11:42:01] Cool [11:44:22] Oh, Matt, have you thought of anything for your mage character? Are you still leaning towards Silver Ladder? [11:48:13] * MattatWork (MattyQ@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [11:48:23] * MattyQ_ (MattyQ@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined #Exalted [11:48:27] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) Quit (excelsior.esper.net optical.esper.net) [11:49:54] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) has joined #Exalted [11:50:07] Oh, Matt, have you thought of anything for your mage character? Are you still leaning towards Silver Ladder? [11:50:13] And then a netsplit happened hard [11:54:03] Yup [11:54:08] MattatWork: Oh, yeah, I think so [11:54:08] [2:48pm] MattatWork: I haven't really had the time since we last talkd [11:54:08] [2:48pm] MattatWork: since I've been away all weekend [11:54:15] But I'll have a chance to take a look tonight [11:54:22] Also, more LoL at some point, hopefully [12:04:36] Alright, I'm gonna hit the library for homework [12:04:40] talk to you guys in a bit [12:05:52] * MattyQ_ (MattyQ@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) Quit (Quit: MattyQ_) [12:11:08] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) Quit (excelsior.esper.net optical.esper.net) [12:11:39] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) has joined #Exalted [12:19:41] http://cdn.shacknews.com/public/podcast/idlethumbs/songs/chrisremo_remember.mp3 Wow [12:19:53] This is an actual serious ballad about video games [12:21:41] oh man what do I do? :( [12:21:54] I posted in Brian's livejournal mentionin gthat Nova's 4e game is looking for players [12:22:05] Then ND mentioned he might be interested [12:22:06] :ohdear: [12:22:33] I responded by saying that his style and Nova's might not mesh, but I don't know if that's enough [12:22:36] * Demotafk is now known as Demota [12:23:07] You should tell him that Nova's a giant vagina and still torn up about the time ND was rude to him in a fileserv room. :| [12:23:51] What happened there? [12:24:40] Nova requested something, ND used the built in /slap thing, and Nova apparently has that as his defining memory of ND because Nova is a pussy [12:27:23] It really sticks out at me because when I decide I don't like someone, it's because of a broad campaign of behavior, while Nova seems to do it because they remind him of his dad or they personally delivered some sand to his vagina [12:27:55] * Demota nods [12:33:07] * MattyQ_ (MattyQ@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined #Exalted [12:44:12] re [12:46:26] * MattyQ_ (MattyQ@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) Quit (Quit: MattyQ_) [12:52:23] * MattyQ_ (MattyQ@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined #Exalted [12:54:53] * MattyQ__ (MattyQ@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined #Exalted [12:55:26] * MattyQ_ (MattyQ@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [13:02:51] * yongon is now known as Yon [13:13:56] Hey [13:23:38] Hey. [13:40:47] * Alt-Eisen (neorook@cpe-76-173-139-144.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #Exalted [13:43:43] Hey AE [13:43:48] yo [13:43:53] I was talking to Ewen today. [13:44:07] [09:39:06] nekoewen0: Anyway, it's been like a couple years since I worked on Tokyo Heroes, but if I remember right I changed the damage to a "Blast Gauge" that shows how awesome the heroes have gotten, and attacks push the it closer to the finishing attack. [13:44:07] [09:39:27] nekoewen0: I was also working on a more explicit scene structure, and some stuff with changing how the investigation stuff works. [13:44:25] ah [13:44:39] does he have updated rules? [13:45:09] Askin' [13:45:14] okay [13:45:26] don't wanna push. I can work with the current rules [13:45:33] * Demota nods [13:46:00] just wondering if I'll need to redo my monster writeups [13:46:22] I think it's interesting that he had a similar idea as my shonen game for specials. [13:46:25] btw, found the full mp3 op of Tensou Sentai Goseiger [13:46:42] cool [13:46:46] if you're interested [13:47:35] Sure, go ahead and toss it oer [13:47:40] Goseiger looks...odd. I mean the concept of guardian angels protecting humanity seems a little western for them [13:47:56] Ah? [13:48:49] I'm hoping it'll be odd in a good way like Magiranger [13:48:55] Cool [13:49:02] so far the robot looks cool at least [13:52:44] Got a pic? [13:52:55] Aaahahahah. My brother just spent five minutes coaching my mom on 'the perfect coffee mug' [13:53:01] o.o [13:53:02] lemme look [13:53:03] AE: I wouldn't mind that mp3 myself [13:53:38] Yon, if you want any Sentai Op, I got them all [13:53:38] Basically he had this travel mug that he considered ideal [13:53:57] But he lost it. So since then he has been on the hunt for the perfect replacement. [13:53:59] Oh man. http://screwattack.com/videos/AVGN-Superman [13:54:13] [13:45:06] demota99: That Tokyo Heroes-running friend is wondering if you have hte updated TH rules around [13:54:13] [13:54:01] nekoewen0: I have a woefully incomplete draft, though if someone's going to actually play it I'll see about getting it finished. ^_^; [13:54:16] What shall I tell him? [13:54:37] And my mom just called us because she's going to costco and wants to know if we need anything as she usually does. [13:55:18] So he spends FIVE MINUTES describing what qualities a coffee mug needs to be to be perfect. She's not supposed to HUNT for it, she just needs to buy it if she sees THE PERFECT COFFEE MUG [13:55:21] Hahahah [13:55:26] you can tell him that he doesn't have to push himself if he has more pressing matters though any additions may be apprecieated [13:55:28] That's great [13:55:29] Of course she's killing herself laughing the entire time [13:55:53] http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2627/4171655720_3b57fd7399_o.jpg [13:56:06] The black ranger looks to be a snake. That's kinda new [13:56:08] That is a really wide sword [13:56:13] yes [13:57:03] it seems to have a bunch of "plugs" all over its body for add-on weaponry [13:57:30] which I don't doubt by the end of the show it'll use ALL the plugs for some super powerful mode [13:58:52] I'm pretty familiar with the super sentai genre so I can probably improvise if things start slipping out of genre [13:59:52] currently trying to finish a few series. Watching the rest of Go-Onger and Shinkenger and rewatching Dekaranger just because I like Deka :P [14:01:20] Shinkenger has well written rangers for the most part. But then compared to Power Rangers they know how to make the show have drama without going overboard [14:02:40] Power Rangers too me seemed like it never really settled. I stopped watching after Lost Galaxy but heard after Disney took over they turned it into a soap opera with costumed heroes [14:03:17] Anyhow I hear when Shinkenger was announced, Disney dropped Power Rangers entirely [14:03:39] I dunno muc habout this stuff. [14:03:40] Nyoro~n [14:04:13] Well Shinkenger is a bit of a "Cultural Roadblock" for Power Rangers due to the fact that its very grounded in Japanese culture [14:04:34] Samurai Rangers fighting demons from the Sanku River of Hell [14:04:40] aah [14:04:41] err Sanzu [14:05:08] Is the Sanzu river part terribly important? [14:05:16] The Sanzu River is, if I'm not mistaken, an ancient Japanese myth [14:05:36] its a river of tears where all the sorrow of mankind collects [14:06:51] The Sanzu River part could be bullshitted over for Power Rangers but the Shinkengers themselves would be harder given that almost all their attacks utilize Japanese kanji characters [14:06:56] http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/35585 Better quality video [14:07:03] In what way? [14:08:00] Firstly, their helmets are kanji, they have kanji flying allover during transformations, and their attacks are occasionally kanji sword slashes [14:08:16] Ah [14:08:27] I dunno. Chinese characters seem to be a popular thing these days [14:08:31] Not to mention explaining away the uh... [14:08:31] Maybe TOO popular [14:08:38] What do you call those guys again? [14:08:47] The background actors? [14:08:48] the Gedoushuu [14:09:00] ... background actors? Like, guys in all black that don't exist? [14:09:04] oh, the kurokos? [14:09:13] Yeah, them [14:09:33] yeah, they make heavy use of kurokos and Japanese theater tricks [14:09:40] aaaaaahahahahaha. Oh man, the Superman 64 buildup is great. [14:09:49] It starts at the end of tha tvideo I just linked [14:11:15] Some fan I recall wrote a smart little Power Rangers plot about using a Kabuki Theater in the asian sector of the city but alot of people fired back saying Disney's writers would never be that smart [14:11:38] Maybe they should replace Disney's writers with PIxar's writers [14:11:46] maybe [14:12:15] then again Power Rangers was always known as "Super Sentai's Half-Assed Lil Brother" at least in my head [14:13:29] I explained to some friends that there's always this little feeling that the Power Ranger actors can't believe they're doing this crazy stuff and in shows on screen in a subtile way [14:14:12] They probably do the best they can [14:14:22] whereas the Japanese actors either due to intense training or just cultural wringing don't seem to convey that feeling [14:15:15] Well Power Rangers was better back in first season when they took the camp and just rolled with it rather than trying to act like a clone of the Japanese series [14:15:24] * Demota nods [14:15:49] I mean it fell hard when Bulk and Skull left the cast [14:16:16] * MattyQ__ (MattyQ@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) Quit (Quit: MattyQ__) [14:16:17] that was around the time I stopped watching. I loved those two knuckleheads [14:18:07] Whoo, finished The Diamond Age [14:18:14] Grats [14:18:24] I'm really proud that I managed to figure out the Rite of the Drummers before it was explained in the text [14:21:05] hmmm, I wanna make a monster that encorporates some kind of armor similar to Gundam SEED's Phase Shift Armor system but I need to figure out how to go about it [14:21:14] What's that? [14:21:44] Phase Shift Armor is a kind of "barrier skin" that blocks kinetic blows [14:21:58] So a force field generator? [14:22:05] not entirely [14:22:24] it's more like armor that runs some kind of energy current through it [14:22:41] What does that energy current do? [14:22:45] Does anyone particularly give a shit about Diamond Age spoilers? [14:22:57] Because I think the rite is a really cool weird techno-mystic idea [14:23:02] I don't know what Diamond Age is [14:23:09] Not me. It'll be a while before I get around to it. Is it a major part of the story? [14:23:52] Ssssort of. It's not a core plot twist, but it's introduced about halfway through, and then explained at the very end [14:24:15] When it's introduced, it seems really bizarre, but when it's explained it actually makes sense, even if it's still really bizarre [14:24:27] * Demota nods [14:24:57] http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/37368 Oh man, the batman animated series game looks REALLY nice [14:25:01] Visually anyway [14:25:45] Basically, the Drummers are a tribe in the 21st century that uses microscopic nanites transmitted via body fluids to form a group-mind [14:26:54] When they're first introduced, they're in the middle of an orgiastic rite where a vast procession of ritual dancers are having sex with this one woman, who bursts into flames, and whose ashes are mixed with water, which is then drank by the other Drummers. [14:28:10] D: [14:28:15] Later on, it's revealed that the Drummers are being used as a biological co-processing internet, where nanites inside their bodies are joining together and doing calculations that give off heat. They have sex in order to transfer the nanites so that data can be corellated, and the rite of the drummers is a way to get all the data into one person who can crunch it all at once and come up with a result. [14:28:44] The heat put out burns the processor alive, and the other drummers consume their remains so they can get the nanites that have the result in it [14:29:55] huh [14:29:59] That is still pretty creepy. D: [14:30:36] Yeah [14:32:17] Huh, that's kind of interesting, and I didn't notice it in the context of the story [14:32:58] In addition to the three Neo-Victorian girls who're raised, in part, by Primers, there are also a vast number of discarded Confuscian girls, who were rescued from death and brought up by the state using automated Primers [14:33:24] And while the Victorians ended up being highly effective individualists, the girls with the Confuscian primers ended up being highly effective collectivists [14:33:36] * Demota nods [14:38:01] (I'm not sure what to make of the idea that the Confuscian girls ended up being led by one of the Victorian girls. Wether that's a statement on the nature of strong heirarchical systems, where not everyone can be a collectivist, or wether it's an iteration of Mighty Whitey) [14:38:11] * Demota nods [14:38:28] England Wants OUr Women. :| [14:40:28] Have you seen English women? [14:40:31] Totally explains it. [14:40:34] I kid, I kid. [14:40:42] Hahah [14:42:19] This reminds me. Matt, did you see the Mario 64 thign? [14:42:42] I did not [14:43:27] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbvZeOnHI_w&feature=related [14:43:32] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayeMqizulX0&feature=related [14:43:55] I like Space Asshole way too much [14:44:12] is there anything to it past the title? [14:44:50] It's a really detailed sort of country-folk sci-fi description of the main character from Red Faction destroying everyone and everything in a tiny backwater mining colony [14:45:15] As opposed to Terrestrial Asshole? [14:45:29] Probably, I guess [14:46:06] It's just such a good description of a game where you're a guy who does literally nothing but destroy entire towns with his hammer and shoot people in the face for trying to stop him from destroying their towns [14:46:20] Oh, hahaha [14:46:33] Sorry, I didn't read the summary until just now [14:46:39] The chorus is "Space asshole! Hammer swinging, buildings falling down! Space asshooooooole! Laying waste to this entire town!" [14:46:53] Is it a new Idle Thumbs song? [14:47:51] The final line is "Space Asshole has prevailed, all the rest are dead, only I am left to tell the tell the tale of Space Asshole!" and then into a series of chorus rephrases [14:47:51] Yeah [14:48:16] http://cdn.shacknews.com/public/podcast/idlethumbs/songs/chrisremo_spaceasshole.mp3 [14:48:33] Rowyn: http://www.destructoid.com/this-is-the-only-level-gets-a-sequel-164377.phtml [14:49:21] That sounds awesome [14:49:26] is it based on the new RF game? [14:49:39] (Also, that guy is absurdly English, like no English I've ever heard before) [14:50:01] Yeah [14:51:48] * Awayheart (lol@fl-67-235-248-185.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #Exalted [14:53:02] Boy, this time machine thing is freaking me out. [14:53:09] Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey DH [14:53:13] Matt: Telepor [14:53:30] * Awayheart is now known as Darkheart [14:55:08] Oh, shit, I dropped my milk [14:55:10] TELEPOR [14:55:42] Strange, strange. [14:55:51] I really want to play multiplayer Torchlight :| [14:56:03] me too. [14:56:06] =( [14:56:13] It's not ever going to exist though, ne? [14:56:19] It will [14:56:27] Buwha? [14:56:28] Torchlight single player is being used ot fund Torchlight the MMO [14:56:28] When? [14:56:49] They planned to do it within 18 months [14:57:05] O. [14:57:07] Awesome. [14:57:07] Matt is bad at knowing the news. [14:57:08] :( [14:57:18] I really wanna do a multiplayer dungeon crawl, but I dunno how many other people have D2 instlaled on their systems [14:57:23] Hey, I did break the Second Life freaky AI story. [14:57:31] But its true, I'm am out of the loop. [14:57:39] Whoop [14:57:42] TELEPOR [14:57:45] I'm out of the loop. [15:02:34] It occured to me that I'd really like a Mass Effect game executed like Baldur's Gate or Dragon Age. [15:02:43] Slower paced combat, greater control over allies, etc. [15:03:48] http://img.waffleimages.com/2341db948d180bb346d545ab0c3aba3849b06d23/SD%20Gundams%20Counterattack.jpg Man, I think I need to watch me some SD Gundam [15:04:27] Oh god, I wouldn't like that at all :( [15:04:41] If you guys were curious about the fate of EletricalBeast: [15:04:42] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KIuPCIHJrI [15:04:50] He's "back at college, unfortunately." [15:05:02] :( [15:05:18] I mean, outside of Dragon Age's combat being an enormous shitty pain in the dick [15:05:29] It just wouldn't fit the world at all [15:05:56] I wouldn't mind something along those lines, Dem, if I felt like the game fit the system. [15:06:50] Yeah. I don't mean like, exactly [15:07:04] I guess what I'm looking more at is something like Silent Storm or X-Com, but with roleplaying elements [15:07:20] would it be totally tasteless to make a "Shoop Da Whoop" Monster that's shtick is he has an insanely powerful mouth laser cannon? [15:08:25] Depends. Would your friends know the meme? [15:08:36] they know the meme [15:08:54] It sounds cool to me. [15:08:55] I was thinking cuz they might laugh at the idea [15:09:03] I mean, all of the monsters in the delve I'm making have mouth lasers. [15:09:04] You know. [15:09:07] Becuz. [15:09:22] What is the meme? [15:09:24] I am out of the loop. [15:09:44] I could pair him with a Longcat monster that entangles people like a boa constrictor [15:10:28] Or better yet, have the SDW Monster throw Longcats at the heroes [15:10:46] AE: Shoop Da Whoop *is* a blackface thing. :| [15:10:59] really? [15:11:07] A beginner's guide to wether it's inappropriate to include blackface in your game: [15:11:15] It is always inappropriate to put blackface in your game. [15:11:15] My friends compare it to Recoom from DBZ [15:11:15] Yeah [15:11:43] hmmm [15:11:46] But...it's a different DBZ villain entirely? :psyduck: [15:12:05] ... why Recoom? [15:12:23] Well I still wanna do the mouth laser bit. Maybe if he just yelled something entirely different [15:12:38] LAZORB!!! [15:13:17] also I didn't know it was a blackface thing [15:13:37] How did you not know? o_o [15:13:41] Yeah, it literally started with someone putting blackface on Cell [15:14:08] Then again I'm not surprised as ALOT of internet memes seem to be inherently racist/sexist/homophobic [15:14:18] Not inherently. [15:14:26] I'd argue that it's racist, but only ironically. [15:14:28] alot but not all [15:14:38] Like, there's no reason to have Cell in blackface other than the pure absurdity of it [15:15:13] I'll just have the monster yell "LAZORB!!" whenever he shoots [15:19:04] or how about just "LAZ!!" as in Las Cannon from 40K :D [15:19:20] Why use shoop da woop if you don't use shoop da woop? [15:19:44] Well I'll use it as long as its not considered offensive [15:20:04] What's the boundary of offensiveness in your game group? [15:20:25] well they seem to think alot of internet memes are funny [15:21:11] Then they're probably fine with that [15:21:15] yeah [15:33:23] Apparently Half-Minute Hero got localized? [15:33:33] Yeah. [15:35:56] I really want to play it, but not to pay for it. :( [15:36:16] Well, the Japanese PC original is freeware [15:36:26] But no one made a translation patch. And it doesn't have those extra modes. :( [15:36:47] Playing it and not knowing what's going on would be pointless [15:38:11] http://www.indiegames.com/blog/2009/02/freeware_game_pick_30_second_h.html [15:38:26] Someone made a rough translation in the comments, but it's not a patch [15:39:29] Somehow I don't think I'd have time to reference that :| [15:39:45] It only takes like, 10 seconds. :| [15:39:55] That's a third of the game. :| [15:39:58] :( [15:40:02] I wonder if you can pause [15:40:08] And you can probably memorize it [15:40:09] * MattyQ_ (MattyQ@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined #Exalted [15:40:25] * MattyQ_ (MattyQ@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [15:40:56] Man, reading the SA thread made me realize the one thing that really put me off in Bioshock 2. There are a few decision points when you choose wether or not to kill a certain NPC, and it gets more and more morally difficult as it goes on. But the last person is so mutated and so ridiculously fucked up that you could really make a strong argument for it being morally correct to kill it as a form of euthanasia. [15:41:07] huh [15:41:10] But the correct answer, according to the game, is 'save him' [15:41:29] It breaks a really weird, hard, ambiguous choice down into a binary good/evil branch [15:56:03] Alright, starting design time soon. [16:09:00] I wonder if I should get into Cryptonomicon now that I'm done with The Diamond Age or start reading The Graveyard Book [16:19:46] ahahahah. Okay, over in the LP Sandcastle, some youtube guy signed up and posted all of his Youtube LP videos, when the point of the Sandcastle is to judge content. He thought it was about testing post format [16:19:57] And his Youtube LP is pretty solidly Youtube LP [16:20:13] It's a well-known game, he sounds bored, and he doesn't do anything to make it interesting [16:20:27] People told him that, then he starts posting about how he wants a refund [16:20:43] http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2993270&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=251#po st372854609 His first post [16:20:54] http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3270781 Then slowbeef posted a sticky thread directed at him [16:24:45] http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3269750 This is interesting [16:35:23] damn I feel guilty for making this latest monster. Though I think it'd might make an interesting challenge to defeat him [16:36:11] Guilty? [16:36:16] Arsonalbert, the NRA Spokemonster. He's a monsterised gun store that goes around trying to promote gun use [16:37:04] Ah. [16:37:06] Why guilty? [16:37:09] I may dump him as he kinda dips into grimdark mode [16:37:29] You know how kid shows are with firearms [16:37:30] I read that as "NBA" and was briefly really confused [16:37:39] haha [16:37:44] this might be a monster that even Japan might never make [16:37:53] ... what? Kid shows have firearms all the time [16:38:11] Hell, a ton of them even had messages like "Don't play with guns at home" after the show. [16:38:23] (I guess the embodiment of the NBA being a walking gun store would maybe be accurate with recent shenanigans, but people who play a weekly Tokyo Heroes game might not get that joke. :| ) [16:38:24] on the otherhand I think they made a gun merchant monster in Dekaranger [16:39:37] It might be my logical thinking here. I keep forgetting that Super Sentai has a bit of camp in it [16:39:51] It's LOADED with camp [16:39:54] yes [16:39:56] Oh man [16:40:06] I kinda want to run a camp gay musical sentai game now [16:40:14] Like, Cho Aniki meets Power Rangers [16:40:17] Most monsters are insane as all crap if you look at them from a realistic perspective [16:40:28] http://www.destructoid.com/borderlands-getting-general-knoxx-dlc-this-week-164602.phtml [16:40:52] http://www.destructoid.com/review-dynasty-warriors-strikeforce-164551.phtml I want the panda [16:41:01] Where's Nova? [16:41:07] That's all we need for the session, yeah? [16:41:46] Yeah [16:42:26] http://www.duckandcover.cx/forums/viewtopic.php?t=23766 Interview with Tim Cain about Fallout 3 [16:44:09] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #Exalted [16:44:47] Woo! [16:44:53] I just made real stir-fry [16:45:13] Hey Nova * Retrieving #Exalted modes... [16:45:22] Hooray [16:45:23] Heyo [16:45:24] Is it tasty? [16:46:05] I think I put too much stir fry sauce in it. [16:46:22] Stir fry soup? [16:46:25] It's a little salty [16:46:28] Is... that what it says on the bottle? [16:46:29] oh [16:46:30] Nah, it's try [16:46:42] Yeah. Kikkoman stir-fry sauce. :P [16:46:50] Weird [16:47:02] dry* [16:47:31] http://gamepolitics.com/2010/02/22/complete-game-marathon-benefit-haiti [16:47:49] http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/27342/Ubisoft_Responds_To_OnlineOnly_PC_DRM_Outcry.php [16:47:55] So! AE, because the Sharn game is a continuation of a 3e gestalt game, all the current PCs have an ass-load of house rules to make them beefed up hybrids. [16:48:03] But, it's too complicated to keep track of [16:48:12] ah [16:48:22] So once everyone levels up, I'm switching it to "Free multiclass feats" [16:48:30] Wait I thought we were-oh okay [16:48:31] well I dunno if I can join still. Work's been being annoying [16:48:57] Everyone gets one class-specific multiclass feat, and then the power-swap feats [16:49:10] Bingo bango, that's it [16:49:44] bingo bango bongo I don't wanna he don't wanna leave the congo no no no no no no [16:50:08] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgDF2xfcbv8 [16:50:25] AE: Right now, or as a regularly reoccuring thing or what? [16:50:39] I think everyone can handle the complexity of adding four custom feat slots, right? [16:50:56] Yeah [16:51:48] * NovaSeaker nods. [16:52:55] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [16:52:56] I mean sure [16:53:13] Dem: dunno. My schedual changes from week to week. Suffice to say I might as well just not join or else I'm probably gonna be a bother :( [16:53:29] heh [16:53:55] mrrgh. [16:54:01] AE: Can't lockdown wednesdays? [16:54:10] nope [16:54:13] Damn [16:54:17] yeah I know [16:54:30] Yeah I don't run games that handle disappearing PCs well [16:55:03] Well I guess technically it does, it's the reocurring part that's iffy. [16:55:08] This is why I feel its best I just don't hop in as I haven't started yet [16:55:13] * NovaSeaker nods. [16:55:44] It was enough problems getting them to free a slot for my Saturday group [16:55:46] I think that's for the best. [16:55:55] * NovaSeaker nods. [16:56:20] if I ask for other non-work days they'll likely cut my hours in favor of someone who can work [16:56:56] * NovaSeaker nods. [16:57:12] Welp, thanks for being mature about it [16:57:19] no prob [16:57:25] It's really considerate of you [16:57:36] Keep us updated as things change. [16:58:17] Its not just this channel, I've basically had to tell everybody even on sandwich that I can only play possibly sunday [16:58:59] its annoying enough I've had to stick Fortunia on perminant hold [16:59:27] though I may run that with my Saturday group if Tokyo Heroes doesn't work out [16:59:27] *nod* [17:00:08] A big hurdle I can foresee is getting past the "Power Rangers is kiddy stuff" wall [17:01:41] Hey, when'll we start Odal? [17:02:24] Nova: Got anyone else in mind for Eberron? I've got a few options that might be alright. [17:02:35] Nope [17:03:11] I asked Lee if he wanted to rejoin as a xen'drik drow or something, but he's working two jobs plus freelancing [17:03:18] ah. :/ [17:03:25] And Josh's ocmputer is still burned up? [17:03:36] I don't think so [17:04:11] But he's pretty busy and got a girlfriend so... *shrug* [17:04:30] * Demota nods [17:14:23] * MattonMac (MattonMac@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined #Exalted [17:18:18] Well, I don't have any help to offer since everyone I know online who plays rpgs already hangs out here :V [17:18:42] Dem: We'll start after I finish this dungeon in Torchlight [17:18:42] Hi [17:18:45] * Demota nods [17:19:02] I'm gonna maybe see Brian. Or maybe Ewen. [17:21:54] I'm gonna be afk for a bit but I'll be back by 8 cst at the latest [17:27:12] Fuck it, nevermind, I don't feel like going anywhere. [17:27:26] * Demota nods [17:34:12] Alright, get IC and get in-channel. [17:34:24] * Demota is now known as Eilenia [17:34:52] * Yon is now known as Paera [17:35:29] * NovaSeaker is now known as Eve_Kasnora [17:36:01] Oh [17:36:02] ohoh [17:36:13] I don't have access to my character =( [17:36:14] *dumb [17:37:25] Hrm [17:37:49] * MattonMac is now known as Tarpaulin [17:38:08] Does Dem have the Martial Power 2 book online? [17:39:01] Nope [17:39:23] Hahahahah "Olympians have been training for this since they were a sperm." "What, the biathelon of swimming and slamming your head into something ten thousand times bigger than you? [17:40:14] hahha [17:41:00] Ahahahahah [17:41:03] quote: [17:41:03] In d20 mechanics Abortion and Pregnancy are 'Traps' with a DC and a CR and a resulting list of damages if you fail the DC. [17:41:03] Like traps, you get XP based on the CR. [17:41:07] I have 10 ranks in Disarm Fetus [17:41:35] Hahahaha [17:41:49] ............... [17:41:57] Dem: I got my torrent on Demonoid [17:41:59] what the crhist [17:42:04] * Eilenia nods [17:42:04] So you can probably find it there [17:42:15] Worse comes to worst, I will run back to the dorm for a minute and screencapture the character file [17:42:21] I wonder how that links into Iron Heart Surge being able to abort a fetus [17:42:25] Did you give a copy of it to Charles? [17:42:36] I don't give copies of anything to anybody ever [17:42:52] But seriously, no, it would've been a good idea [17:43:09] the positive thing is walking back to the dorm takes literally (literally literally) a minute. [17:43:16] It's true. Last year he got me a birthday card, but he'd only show it to me when I came over to his dorm room [17:43:34] I decided to keep the twenty dollars I put in it. [17:43:49] That's how I roll. [17:43:51] Introvertedly. [17:44:12] When I get back, I will make sure to send Charles a copy first thing so this doesn't happen again [17:48:19] Hahahhaha, so The General is semi-banned from Tradgames for being a bastard during the TG Secret Santa. [17:48:27] "Didn't take Skill Focus: Gift-Giving? Then you can't be a Secret Santa " [17:49:53] hahah [17:49:55] What did he do? [17:52:13] He apparently accepted a secret santa gift and didn't send one himself. [17:53:09] wow. [17:53:10] What a jerk [17:54:05] Apparently he was like a month late the previous year as well? [17:54:14] Wow. [17:54:27] I considered participating in the secret santa since I have an extra copy of Maid. [17:54:47] But I am not sure that would blow over well [17:58:07] I suspect there is an extremly small subset of people who would appreciate that. [17:58:55] Yep [18:14:47] Does it have drawings of girls in it? [18:14:49] Eve is great. [18:18:31] Oh, Nova, I gave you a view-invite on the Majuu thing. Wondering about your opinion ont he paragon path stuff. [18:18:41] * Tarpaulin is observing. [18:19:30] . [18:20:23] "For one, you have been stopped being played by a douche!" [18:20:28] I'll bust through that wall all Kool-Aid Man style—"OH ONE ONE OH ONE OH." [18:20:37] Hahahah [18:20:52] hahaha [18:20:58] Hahahahahahaha [18:21:18] hahahahahahaha [18:21:34] Eve would tear off her arms for Bahamut's sake [18:21:37] and replce them with owls [18:21:40] Hahaha [18:21:49] Only if he asked her to. [18:21:53] Personally [18:23:07] And lo, so it was that Bahamut descended, and he spake to Kasnora, saying thus, "Kasnora, it is my decree that you shall teareth your arms from thy sockets." [18:23:13] God, this just makes me think about that divine embryo again [18:23:13] "And replaceth them with owls." [18:23:19] "The cool, mechanicaleth ones." [18:23:22] I can't believe they printed something so CREEPY [18:23:23] ahahaha [18:37:59] I like that statement just because it has like five adjectives in a row [18:38:52] Which one? [18:39:04] Also, I like how Eve's throwing a temper tantrum and Elena's dismantling this thing. :V [18:39:08] I'm still a little awkward on this situation because I'm still kind of vague on the relation between Mechanus and Erathis. :( [18:40:13] Yon: Mechanus is an astral realm, and Primus is one of Erathis's exarchs [18:41:39] He has his own astral dominion, so he must be a fairly important exarch [18:42:01] I just gotta say that Elena LOVES mental puzzles. :| [18:42:10] She's embracing this as a challenge. [18:42:36] ahahah. "Our lord and saiyan" [18:43:11] Okay, getting ready to shut down, an then I'll be back at dorms [18:45:22] If a modron can't even concieve of another modron two steps above it, I doubt they have any concept of a being higher than Primus. [18:45:46] Well, gods aren't modrons [18:45:59] They're aware of you, even though you're outside its command structure [18:46:34] But Erathis isn't really outside of it's command structure. [18:46:38] Since Primus answers to Erathis [18:46:58] That depends on how much freedom exarchs have. [18:47:07] Unless you have a looser definition of an-yeah [18:48:37] ... [18:48:44] Okay, Nova, you REALLY need to read The You Testament [18:48:53] People keep digging up worse and worse things on the guy [18:48:56] Fun fact: in addition to having some of the ugliest modeling work I've ever seen, MDickie decided to rig his creations in a very special way! Instead of building the full mesh and then rigging the skin to move with a skeleton, MDickie modeled every single body part separately and animates his characters by key framing each part. Each character is made up of ~36 separate models! Apparently his code wasn't the only place where he built everything completely backwards. [18:49:03] everything completely backwards. [18:49:27] Also, arguably, if that's true, that means the fucked-upness goes all the way up to Erathis [18:49:36] The You Testament? [18:49:42] * Eve_Kasnora nods. [18:49:45] Which has pretty dire circumstances beyond 'a plane of wacky clockwork men are going crazy' [18:49:47] Yeah. It's this awful game made by a COMPLETE narcissist [18:49:51] http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3259318&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 [18:50:21] It's supposedly a Christian game. But it's got a few inaccuracies [18:50:26] Like Jesus talking about chakra. [18:50:35] heh [18:50:51] And Jesus healing people by rearranging their molecules. [18:51:22] Okay guys, I'm not meaning to draw this out. [18:51:29] I'm just being consistent with Eve. [18:51:32] You could draw it out for ten more minutes [18:51:40] Or so [18:51:56] Also, http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon [18:51:58] I'm really just sorta waiting for some modron to tell Eve "You don't matter. Trial has concluded." [18:52:18] And then take Xan away. [18:54:37] * Tarpaulin (MattonMac@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) Quit (Quit: Tarpaulin) [18:55:12] Your face is needless and cruel. >:( [18:55:18] ;_; [18:55:54] Also, Eve has no clue if Mt. Celestia would even back her up or if they cared about this. [18:56:16] She's just a little out of her depth and grasping at straws. [18:56:23] I'm really rather dissappointed that with all the 'Jesus talking about chakras' that they hacked Goku's face in as Jesus instead of Naruto. :| [18:56:32] hahaha [18:57:28] Well, we beat one charge, but it's gonna be hard to ocnvince them that the testimony about collaborating with xeno-arms was faked. [18:57:51] Oh man. Eilenia could totally use Pretidigitation right here to ventriloquize througb Paera. :| [18:59:24] Elena is best at mouthing. [19:00:04] Hahahaha [19:00:57] hahaha [19:01:16] http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/phone/5.png ahahhaha [19:02:54] Paera understood that? :O [19:07:32] * MattyQ is now known as Tarpaulin [19:15:42] http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/7824554 [19:15:46] hI matt [19:16:23] Heya [19:16:54] Reyo [19:24:00] I would just like to say, Charles, that I appreciate you not adding "tantrum" to that last line. :V [19:24:37] hahaha [19:26:53] Do we have GT? [19:27:29] I haven't run it. Should I? [19:27:37] Cha? [19:27:41] Yeah [19:28:34] Preparing [19:29:28] Hosting [19:30:04] Oh, woops [19:30:08] Did I change grid mode for everyone? [19:32:49] So Wyrmgear is involved with the Eye now [19:33:03] * Rowyn (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [19:33:08] Hahahah. My brother gets his second monitor set up as a TV in his room and the first thing he does is start a new game of FF7. :V [19:33:12] christ, I just wanna stick this thing in an adamantine box and throw it in the sea. [19:33:14] hahahaha [19:33:25] heh [19:33:25] Plow will take that eye off your hands. [19:33:33] Well, we could tos the Eye into the Far Realm. [19:33:34] No he will not. ._. [19:33:41] Give Vecna all kinds of forbidden knowledge [19:33:43] Wow that sounds like an amazingly bad idea. [19:34:24] Maybe the Eye will become a Beholder-God [19:35:00] Nova, would you rather throw the eye into the Far Realm, or have Eve's arms replaced with owls? [19:35:03] Cha: Didn't Wyrmgear send his ocotopus-monster after us before we got the Eye? [19:35:08] 1d20+6 [19:35:08] Tarpaulin rolls 1D20+6: 13 +6 = 19 [19:35:20] Would Vecna be able to retrieve the Eye? [19:35:38] No, but Mirror Universe Vecna could. [19:35:40] 1d20+5 [19:35:40] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+5: 1 +5 = 6 [19:35:47] He's identical except he has a goatee made of tentacles. [19:35:55] Would the owls be living owls or transforming clockwork owls? [19:35:58] 1d20+8 [19:35:58] Eilenia rolls 1D20+8: 3 +8 = 11 [19:36:12] Living owls, and as established, they would steal your swords and use them to build nests [19:36:17] Is Mirror Universe Vecna a good guy? [19:36:27] Is there an edge, per se? Or a floor, still? [19:36:31] The only difference is the goatee [19:36:39] Like, the PCs appear to be falling, but the NPC is not? [19:36:39] Not yet, people're in freefall [19:36:56] Okay [19:37:01] I guess I'd toss the Eye in the Far Realm. [19:37:34] EVE would take the owls, though. [19:37:48] If it was her choice. [19:38:10] Would You Rather should be a level 30 ritual. :| [19:38:15] haha [19:38:19] *more or less like any other [19:38:31] Top of its... mechanical voice bopx. [19:38:32] <_< [19:38:45] Why do I always play characters with no lungs. [19:38:54] hahahaha [19:39:00] oh man, I already love Tarpaulin. [19:39:51] So Wyrmgear is another medium-sized Kobold? [19:39:57] I thought he was a Dragonborn for a sec. [19:40:00] I was worried. :V [19:40:16] As a side note it would probably look bad in the court if we killed him. :V [19:40:32] Alright, you guys are about 50 feet above some giant gears. You'll hit ground in about a round [19:40:43] ouch [19:40:48] 5d10 damage? [19:40:48] Eve_Kasnora rolls 5D10: 9 5 5 10 7 = 36 [19:40:56] ....THAT WASN"T MY ROLL! [19:41:28] 1d20+7 [19:41:28] Charles rolls 1D20+7: 6 +7 = 13 [19:41:30] 1d20+7 [19:41:30] Charles rolls 1D20+7: 14 +7 = 21 [19:41:31] 1d20+7 [19:41:31] Charles rolls 1D20+7: 17 +7 = 24 [19:41:31] 1d20+7 [19:41:31] Charles rolls 1D20+7: 4 +7 = 11 [19:41:35] 1d20+5 [19:41:35] Charles rolls 1D20+5: 11 +5 = 16 [19:41:53] We'll say it's halved, due to the properties of Mechanus [19:42:24] keyo [19:42:40] Or maybe your argument is enough disharmony to fuck up how gravity works [19:43:43] Dragged out a pog thingy. Opinions? [19:43:45] Waiting on your init, Yon [19:43:49] 1d20+3 [19:43:49] Paera rolls 1D20+3: 8 +3 = 11 [19:44:05] Was trying to find my sheet. [19:44:10] http://sorata-s.deviantart.com/art/elf-151662602 Based on this [19:44:13] Will it break anybody's play experience if I use the transformer pog? [19:44:18] New Elena? I like it [19:44:20] It is philosophically relevant. [19:44:22] MINE! [19:44:27] Hahaha. I like Tarp's pog [19:44:30] Is that soundwave? [19:44:41] Are... are you a rogue modron BARD? [19:44:43] Shit, I don't have ops [19:44:45] I think it's Jazz [19:44:48] Here's init: [19:44:48] Kobold 1: 24 Kobold 2: 21 Tarp: 19 Wyrmgear: 16 Kobold 3: 13 Kobold 4, Eilenia, Paera: 11 Eve: 6 [19:45:02] (note the autobot symbol) [19:45:07] I'm a Rogue Modron Brawling Fighter [19:45:11] I can grab two enemies at a time =D [19:45:19] Matt: You don't get to use it Matt because I made it by the sweat of my brow [19:45:34] Argh, brow sweat! [19:45:48] What if I work your fields? [19:46:35] What happens if you fall on someone? [19:46:48] I'd say you transfer half your falling damage to them [19:47:02] And, assuming that the courtroom had one entrance, am I technically behind the baddies? [19:47:03] Shit, just remembered I have to open monster builder [19:47:08] Sure [19:47:08] Nope. Not Jazz. Actually that appears to be Grimlock [19:47:09] Or should I assume there were multiple openings? [19:47:14] Oh, okay. [19:47:18] Behind works for me [19:47:19] Which makes it even more :awesome: [19:48:07] It's Grimlock, yeah [19:48:12] I have like, four different Grimlock pogs [19:48:14] It was for Nesonarn [19:48:52] haha [19:49:08] Where we going to find Transforming warforged? [19:49:23] Oh wait, it was for grimlocks [19:49:33] * Eve_Kasnora just shakes his head. [19:51:02] 1d20+1- [19:51:04] 1d20+10 [19:51:04] Charles rolls 1D20+10: 4 +10 = 14 [19:51:10] Against reflex? [19:51:18] Do you always make pogs in 4s, Dem? Were they going to start a band of Grimlocks? [19:51:22] Nope [19:51:44] 1d20+10 [19:51:44] Charles rolls 1D20+10: 3 +10 = 13 [19:51:54] It was probably for minions [19:52:02] 13 hit Paera's reflex? [19:52:23] 14 misses Eve's reflex [19:53:57] 1d20+9 [19:53:57] Charles rolls 1D20+9: 15 +9 = 24 [19:54:28] 2d6+3 [19:54:28] Charles rolls 2D6+3: 2 4 +3 = 9 [19:54:32] It does not [19:55:43] Nine points of damage and Eve's pushed back 1 [19:56:27] Boy, that Wyrmgear is a dynamo. [19:56:41] 1d20+9 [19:56:41] Charles rolls 1D20+9: 5 +9 = 14 [19:56:44] hrm. [19:56:44] 1d20+9 [19:56:45] Charles rolls 1D20+9: 2 +9 = 11 [19:57:14] I wonder if he's telling the truth >_> [19:58:21] Dang, I missed Tarp's turn [19:58:47] Oh, well, I'm not sure if I can do anything-I will make a pose, though, at least. [19:59:00] As I don't think Tarpaulin can maneuver through air [19:59:14] Or can we? [19:59:20] Like, I know God's can't strip divine characters of their power anymore, but I'm wondering if Bahamut was able to, if he'd, like, block Eve from using Divine Challenge against a target he didn't approve of. [20:00:19] Like if Bahamut's like "No, really. He's right. You're going to fuck things up." [20:00:24] You can roll to move half your speed through the air [20:00:46] Oh, athletics? [20:01:40] (vhat am I rolling?) [20:03:26] 1d20+11 [20:03:26] Tarpaulin rolls 1D20+11: 14 +11 = 25 [20:03:39] Works [20:04:42] can you make a check to move half speed, then another check to charge? [20:04:53] Sure [20:04:55] That's a fair question, because that's relevant to me too [20:05:16] In any case, Grappling Strike on Kobold 2, I think [20:05:21] Yeah, 2 [20:05:29] 1d20+13 [20:05:30] Tarpaulin rolls 1D20+13: 15 +13 = 28 [20:05:31] vs AC [20:06:20] I'm going to assume that hits a kobold. <_< [20:06:25] Yep [20:06:38] Did Wrymgear go before Tarp? [20:06:42] Ohshi- Charles, since this attack makes a grab, can I make a check next round to direct the kobold underneath Tarp? [20:07:11] Sure [20:07:23] Oh, forgot damage, sorry [20:07:50] Eve: He did, yeah. But only because I fucked up the turn order [20:07:58] 1d8+4 [20:07:58] Tarpaulin rolls 1D8+4: 4 +4 = 8 [20:08:12] for 8 [20:08:39] gotcha [20:09:30] Oh, check that [20:09:32] 1d8+6 [20:09:33] Tarpaulin rolls 1D8+6: 4 +6 = 10 [20:09:38] That worked out [20:09:39] Eilenia's turn [20:09:42] 10, actually, forgot the bonus [20:10:30] Alrighty [20:10:42] Hurling a kaboom-orb [20:11:14] Burst 3. Kobold 4, kobold 3, Wyrmgear [20:11:19] 3 d20+9 [20:11:22] 3x1d20+9 [20:11:22] Eilenia rolls 3x1D20+9: ( 11 +9 = 20 ) ( 16 +9 = 25 ) ( 17 +9 = 26 ) = 71 [20:11:23] vs ref [20:11:34] 1d6+5 [20:11:34] Eilenia rolls 1D6+5: 6 +5 = 11 [20:11:40] 11 force damage if it hits, and knock prone [20:12:00] Holding ground. [20:12:01] Hits 3 and Wyrmgear [20:12:13] Effect: The burst creates a zone of licking flames that lasts until the end of your next turn. Each enemy that enters the zone or starts its turn there takes 2 fire damage. [20:12:18] Do zones fall? [20:12:50] Let's say for this, it does [20:12:57] Because fire won't just float in air [20:13:05] Okay [20:13:52] Sacred flame on Wyrmgear since Paera doesn't want to soften up the kobolds to the point they won't survive impact. [20:13:59] 1d20+9 [20:13:59] Paera rolls 1D20+9: 16 +9 = 25 [20:14:06] Vs ref [20:15:02] Maybe using Bloodied Intimidate-Surrender might be good here [20:15:25] I have no idea what you just said [20:15:31] Oh, you guys are Kobold lovers. [20:15:32] Riiiights. [20:15:35] *Riiight, even. [20:15:44] If a target's bloodied, you can use Intimidate to make them surrender [20:15:49] Hits [20:15:58] 1d6+5 [20:15:58] Paera rolls 1D6+5: 1 +5 = 6 [20:16:05] Dem: I think that largely depends on the target [20:16:58] 4 temp hp to Eve. [20:17:00] Eve might have learned the value of not judging a kobold by it's scales, but these are wyrmgear kobolds. They're the bandits she's been protecting people from in the swamp for several years. [20:17:05] yay :D [20:17:13] Tarp is just going to fall on them. [20:17:32] Someone who's completely unwilling to compromise or who isn't sentient isn't going to surrender [20:17:36] (Mayhaps we will ignore that he ways 500 lbs) [20:17:48] You can't yell at a gelatinous cube until it surrenders, say [20:17:57] heh [20:18:06] Can't you say, Charles? [20:18:10] I'll take that challenge! [20:18:15] WE might be able to intimidate the kobolds, but probably not Wyrmgear [20:18:45] Hahahaha "There should be an Oscar for Worst Parenting In Real Life, for inspiring children to escape the horrors of their life into a cinematic dreamworld." [20:19:45] okay, what's the DC to move half-speed? [20:20:07] 20, athletics or acrobatics [20:20:18] okay [20:20:21] yeesh.. [20:20:27] 50/50 for me [20:20:33] Oh, christ, I just noticed that I spelled "weighs" as "ways." [20:20:36] Sorry everybody. [20:21:06] heh [20:21:14] Hey Charles [20:21:17] Charles, Hey [20:21:30] Cha, switching weapons is one action, or seperate actions for sheathing and drawing? [20:22:27] What phase of the moon is it when Elena councils clear thinking and calm tactics? :| [20:22:52] Two minors, I think [20:23:06] According to PHB-- yeah. [20:23:11] Okay [20:23:31] You can just drop your weapons for free if you wanna [20:23:38] The gears below you aren't going anywhere [20:23:42] Ah, right [20:23:55] Okay, dropping sword, drawing handaxe, Challenging, ranged basic [20:24:05] 1d20+9 [20:24:05] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+9: 10 +9 = 19 [20:24:09] vs AC [20:24:53] Challenging whom? [20:25:38] Wyrmgear [20:25:51] Alright. That's a near miss [20:25:56] kayo [20:26:35] Also, everyone hits the ground now. Matt, if you wanna make a reflexive check Athletics check against the kobold's fort or Acrobatics against his reflex, you're good to go [20:26:55] can I make an acrobatics check to reduce damage? [20:26:55] Someone should have grappled then started spinning. [20:27:04] Sure [20:27:15] 1d20+11 v. Ref [20:27:16] Tarpaulin rolls 1D20+11: 19 +11 = 30 [20:27:17] 1d20+10 [20:27:17] Eve_Kasnora rolls 1D20+10: 16 +10 = 26 [20:27:27] I reduce damage by 13 then [20:27:43] 500 pounds of Modron lands on kobold. [20:27:48] heh [20:27:54] Alright, roll fall damage [20:28:04] 5d10/2 [20:28:08] 5d10 [20:28:08] Charles rolls 5D10: 9 9 2 4 6 = 30 [20:28:10] 2/5d10 [20:28:16] 5d10 [20:28:16] Charles rolls 5D10: 5 5 4 4 3 = 21 [20:28:17] 5d10 [20:28:18] Charles rolls 5D10: 7 6 4 3 9 = 29 [20:28:19] 5d10 [20:28:19] Charles rolls 5D10: 2 6 5 3 9 = 25 [20:28:20] 5d10 [20:28:20] Charles rolls 5D10: 6 3 7 2 6 = 24 [20:28:24] 5d10 [20:28:24] Tarpaulin rolls 5D10: 9 6 8 10 2 = 35 [20:28:38] 5d10 [20:28:39] Eve_Kasnora rolls 5D10: 2 6 5 6 3 = 22 [20:28:41] 5d10 [20:28:41] Paera rolls 5D10: 3 8 2 6 5 = 24 [20:28:46] Matt takes 8, kobold takes 9 [20:28:48] So half that, minus 13? [20:29:02] Yep [20:29:05] I land on my feet @_@ [20:29:17] We all take 5d10? [20:29:24] half of 5d10 [20:30:12] ooh. [20:30:16] 5d10 [20:30:17] Eilenia rolls 5D10: 6 3 3 8 1 = 21 [20:30:18] So 10 [20:30:31] Man, it's a good thing none of us fell through that hole in the center [20:30:45] We prone? [20:31:50] Yep. Except for Eve, apparently. [20:32:09] I assumed she didn't because of acrobatics [20:32:17] oooh [20:32:28] I kinda want to call it here, since we won't get through another round before midnight [20:32:30] Er wait [20:32:39] Sorry, I guess I made up that rule? [20:32:46] :( [20:32:51] Fair enough [20:32:55] I thought it was in there somewhere that if you reduce falling damage to 0 you land on your feet [20:33:00] But I can't find it [20:34:52] Cha: This looks like it's going to be an awesome fight. [20:34:52] Thanks for sesison, Cha [20:35:09] Yeah, looking forward to it [20:35:09] Did you plan on Eve losing her shit on Wyrmgear? :V [20:35:12] Oh man, I wonder if 4e still has that thing where Mechanus literlaly keeps the universe turning. Or is said to do so. [20:35:14] Hopefully it will be, yeah [20:35:31] * Eve_Kasnora is now known as NovaSeaker [20:35:32] * ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaSeaker [20:36:04] * Tarpaulin is now known as MattyQ [20:36:08] * Eilenia is now known as Demota [20:36:19] Good to be playing again. [20:36:32] Yeah nice to have you back [20:36:35] Yeah [20:36:37] Stick around this time. :V [20:36:41] We need Plow back. :| [20:37:01] Where the hell did Otto go? [20:37:28] No idea. [20:37:39] I have no idea how to contact Ranakel. [20:38:05] If no one minds, I submit it to canon that Eve slept with him and scared him off. :V [20:38:34] Just like she did to plow. ._. [20:39:11] * Paera is now known as Yon [20:39:22] hahaha [20:39:33] You can't sleep with plow [20:39:35] Also, Yon, I like this new dynamic that Eve and Paera have. [20:39:40] What's that? [20:39:54] "Let Elena open your eyes." "Or Bahamut will do it FOR YOU!" [20:39:56] er [20:39:57] Erathis [20:40:04] Hahahaha [20:40:17] hahahahahahahaha [20:40:22] Eilenia is all >:O [20:40:31] It's like good cop bad cop, but with a cleric and paladin. :V [20:47:26] Maybe it could be Good Cop Good Cop [20:52:23] So how're we gonna beat those other charges? D: [20:52:39] Hahahah "You get hit once and you're naked before the world, you get hit twice and you die." [20:52:50] That's the best description of Ghost and Goblins ever [20:53:06] heh [20:53:25] hahahaha [20:56:21] I forget, how do female adventurers manage to sleep around and not come down with a case of the fetus again? :( [20:57:32] Birth control magic. Or maybe sterility brought on from frequent miscarriages that come from adventuring in the early stages of pregnancy if you wanna get all low-magic grim-n-gritty in this shit [20:58:09] A better question: How do male adventurers sleep around and not end up pregnant with all the crazy bullshit happening in a world full of magic and strange creatures. D: [20:58:16] hahaha [20:58:25] hahaha [20:58:48] I go with the actual birth control method published in an official WotC book. [20:58:50] So Eve is entrusting Elena with this task? D: [20:59:00] One minute things are going fine, the next the halfling is trying to ram her ovipositor down your throat and lay her eggs inside you. [20:59:05] Potion of Infertility: Become sterile for a month. 100 gp market price. [20:59:36] Magic of Faerun, 3e [20:59:44] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6W1NwouDzc Weird [20:59:51] Oh, of fucking COURSE that's in Magic of Faerun :} [20:59:58] hahahahahah [21:00:22] hehe [21:00:34] (The ovipositor thing is why halflings are nomadic. The women don't have to deal with the rigors of travel while bearing children, and the men don't want to be in town when the halfling larva rip out of some poor sod's torso) [21:00:47] hahahaha [21:01:36] * Alt-Eisen (neorook@cpe-76-173-139-144.socal.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [21:01:45] I guess "potion" works, though something about potions in general bugs me. :| [21:02:53] Probably because you have this tendency to veiw character income as absolute and unchangable in 4e for some inane reason, and consumables as a whole look like big black holes devouring your character worth. [21:02:57] http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-02-22-1Achoke22_ST_N.htm [21:03:14] Well, I mean outside of that. [21:04:24] I'm okay with it in a video game, but someone drinking stuff in-combat in an RPG is weird to me. :( [21:04:36] Especially since I used to imagine potions being the size of laboratory beakers [21:05:01] Which, for some reason, was a lot more appealing than the more realistic "It's probably a tiny vial" [21:06:45] Yeah I noticed in the free-fall encounter in the Sharn game, you roleplaying being awoken from conciousness with Mari's healing infusion as... being bonked in the head with it's vial, waking you up [21:06:58] Then it just brings up more questions like what happens to the vial. [21:07:02] Glass isn't easy to make. [21:07:16] Adventurers save `em [21:07:22] Then, yeah, over there, I don't know how unconscious people wake up. [21:07:27] Doesn't that get unsanitary, though? [21:07:36] Purify Food and Drink [21:07:50] Think of all the possible contami-you take all the fun out of everything Nova. >:( [21:08:01] Hey, when was the last time ANYONE cast that? [21:08:15] Also, like... what about when someone tosses someone a potion and they drink it? [21:08:22] It-it's like an indirect kiss. [21:09:30] Then there's the Nethack-like question of what happens if the potions mix. [21:11:01] Maybe I'm just thinking about potions way too hard. :| [21:13:47] * NovaSeaker (novaseaker@c-67-190-201-163.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [21:14:01] Noooooooooo [21:32:51] * Rowyn (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) has joined #Exalted [21:35:02] hi [21:55:53] * Darkheart (lol@fl-67-235-248-185.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) Quit (Quit: Client Exited) [22:41:48] * Yon is now known as sleepyon [03:33:58] * Rowyn (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [05:08:11] Hahaha, I like the cut back to before the future things were on earth in Homestuck [05:08:21] With the Authority Regulator and Parcel Mistress [06:08:57] * MattonMac (MattonMac@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) has joined #Exalted [06:20:04] The graph on that anti-choking hot dog article looks like something from The Onion [06:20:05] Hey, Matt [06:30:52] Man, using The Shitty Wizard in Torchlight is nervewracking [06:48:24] Yeah [06:55:30] Okay, that's $180 that I can probably spend. Out of PS3 range, though I've got $40 in Amazon gift cert. [06:56:31] Oh, wait. Yeah, that won't work either. Oh well. Not too broken up. [06:58:18] ahahahh [06:58:18] Who was it that came up with the idea that being the victim of sexual abuse would make you lose your powers? What kind of "good" god is going to blame the victim? [06:58:21] A godnard. [07:02:22] FUCK [07:02:28] The Shitty Wizard destroyed my gun :( [07:04:49] Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss [07:04:49] arner Bros. Interactive has announced that it will be bringing Batman: The Brave and Bold The Videogame to Wii and Nintendo DS this fall. [07:04:51] aw. :( [07:05:05] http://www.destructoid.com/new-batman-title-announced-for-wii-nintendo-ds-164683.phtml [07:05:58] http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/gamesetwatch/~3/zIx9LUnIr18/nippon_ichi_idea_factory_bring.php [07:07:03] http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/02/17/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry6217403.shtml [07:11:07] When Elena tells Eve about messing with the plane I imagine it's like telling her about the stairs, bro. :| [07:12:20] Hahahah [07:18:19] Man, even in spite of liking the ipod touch, I'm really kind of starting to loathe Apple again. [07:19:43] Like, they found that Steve Jobs himself is working stuff into the iPhone to display advertisements that have to be watched. To the point where it won't even let you use it as a phone. [07:19:48] Incoming call? Finish watching the ad first. [07:20:18] Then there's updates specifically built to brick iPhones that people modded. [07:54:26] Oh, cool. Frontalot's new album is out. Or almost out [07:55:26] ooh [07:57:31] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [07:58:17] * Charles (CHBoucher@dsl2-161.gsinet.net) has joined #Exalted [08:00:50] * MattonMac (MattonMac@75-147-52-61-NewEngland.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) Quit (Quit: MattonMac) [08:15:06] * sleepyon is now known as Yon [08:20:21] Hey Yon [08:33:34] Hrm. [08:37:28] http://www.boltcity.com/copper/copper_001_rocketpackfantasy.htm [08:37:32] HI matt [08:37:36] Heya [08:37:50] i,i [08:37:52] o.o [08:39:17] Hey, Matt [08:39:35] Hey Charles [08:39:41] What's up? [08:39:46] I want an Odyssey. [08:40:16] A Honda Odyssey, or a Homer's Odyssey? [08:40:25] A Magnavox Odyssey. [08:40:34] That wasn't one of the choices! >:| [08:40:57] Oh, wow, that's old. [08:41:04] Not just old. [08:41:06] OLDEST. [08:41:34] Unless you count those consoles that could only play one game that was hard-wired into the system, there is nothing older than the Odyssey [08:42:12] It's really fascinating [08:42:26] It came with like, a ton of outside components. [08:42:45] Boards, dice, cards, and static overlays that you'd stick on the TV [08:43:28] Huh, wild. I never heard of the system. [08:43:31] http://www.gamerdad.com/detail.cfm?itemID=1049 [08:43:42] This is apparently an interview with the guy who created it [08:43:54] Ralph Baer's a cool guy [08:45:35] http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/48329 [08:45:37] Watch this [08:45:39] It's really cool [08:45:44] Except for the Nerdyturd bits [08:45:48] Just try to endure those parts [08:49:02] Not much, just playing some Mr. Robot [08:49:08] Cool [08:49:12] How do you like it? [08:52:41] Odysseys are crazy expensive. :( [08:55:07] Want to play a round of LoL? I have about an hour [08:55:19] (This video is fascinating0 [08:55:34] Not at the moment. On the exercise bike, so I can just chat and watch videos and read without destroying my spine [08:57:43] Kay. [08:57:44] Cha? [09:21:23] Oh, sure [09:25:26] Just going to eat luch fast [09:25:28] *lunch [09:40:51] Alright, skype me when you're ready [09:41:44] Cool, it'll be a sec [09:45:35] And, calling [09:57:35] Lemme know how LoL goes End of #Exalted buffer Tue Feb 23 09:58:14 2010