Start of #MaidRPG buffer: Mon Apr 05 20:37:48 2010 01[20:38:46] [It's a fine sunny morning at KentarWarning: mysql_fetch_assoc(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/maid/htdocs/sessionstart.php on line 32 01[20:38:46] Warning: mysql_fetch_assoc(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/maid/htdocs/loadmaster.php on line 44 01[20:38:46] Warning: mysql_fetch_assoc(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/maid/htdocs/loadmaids.php on line 67 01[20:39:08] [L04D1N6] 01[20:39:52] [It's a fine sunny morning. $_Aurixorn finds herself getting breakfast prepared for the master. $_Tabitha finds herself in a similar situation.] 01[20:40:09] [Something about the situation, in the back of their minds, bothers them, but there are more pressing matters at hand.] 01[20:40:19] [Such as breakfast.] 01[20:40:28] [Session Start] 03[20:42:02] * Rowyn is now known as Tabitha 03[20:45:24] * Syzix (zegond@c-24-15-245-98.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #MaidRPG 03[20:45:34] * Zegon (zegond@c-24-15-245-98.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has left #MaidRPG 03[20:45:44] * Syzix is now known as Aurixorn [20:47:57] ( Yaaay Auri. :3 ) [20:48:22] (In a game where she won't get confused with a PC!) 01[20:48:28] ( ahahah ) 06[21:01:44] * Tabitha does find herself in such a situation. It seems rather confusing. But she has put herself in an apron, and damned if this little girl isn't going to put some use into it. She seems rather timid as she goes about the manor (?) and going about her morning chores. She also, inexplicably, has a set of fake cat ears attached to a hairband on her head. 06[21:05:01] * Aurixorn hmms as she idly makes a simple breakfast of chocolate cake. Chocolate cake is a great breakfast, espically when inlaid with those white tapioca pearls. Sure, they're not as good as the real thing, but one must make ends meet. She has a pair of small, cute dragon horns and a scaly tail, and a fair complexion. She looks *exceedingly* young to be in service, but whatever. 06[21:05:46] * Aurixorn 's uniform is a rainbow of colors, shmmering in a multitude of ways, and has golden hai r and silver eyes. 06[21:07:03] * Tabitha has a nice pink uniform and then looks up at the cabinet, and then looks at the cake, then at the cabinet again. She starts chewing her nail before taking out her magic wand and waving it at the cabinet! Perhaps it'll make breakfast! 01[21:12:44] * The cabinet comes to life! It starts to make breakfast as best as it can without fingers. Which is surprisingly well. It looks edible. It might even be tasty! But it's toast and eggs. Very typical stuff. But well-executed. I guess cabinets aren't that great at cooking. 01[21:12:49] * But that might be kind of racist. 01[21:13:42] * The cake turns out wonderfully! Though... a little odd for breakfast. 01[21:15:10] * Oh, you hear footsteps. The master must be on the way! 06[21:15:10] * Aurixorn giggles and takes the cake out. She takes a breath and breathes a cool mist over it, freezing the outer area to make a chill, moist cake. "Ta-da! Breakfast!" 06[21:17:50] * Tabitha looks over at the cake. "Um...uh...w-well, I suppose that works too..." She then smiles at the non-mess she made for once. "Hey, it worked!" 06[21:20:00] * Aurixorn prances over to set the table with the cake. 06[21:22:06] * Tabitha gets out a tray and walks things over to the table, setting it with care. She puts up a rather austentatious display for eggs and toast. 01[21:23:35] * Out the window, Aurixorn spots the strangest thing. Well, not the strangest. A gigantic rock in the yard, with a sword sticking out of it. Just then, the master walks into the dining room 06[21:24:16] * Aurixorn waves to the master and smiles. "Good morning!" 01[21:25:24] * Mistress Lily steps into the room. "O-oh. Good morning, everyone. 06[21:25:49] * Tabitha nods and bows low. Actually bows too low. "Morning mas-gwah!" She stumbles slightly and waves her arms wildly trying to balance herself as she almost does a headplant into the floor. 01[21:26:58] * She has short purple hair, and red eyes. Large bat-like wings are spread out from her back, and she wears a green dress. 06[21:28:44] * Tabitha is still trying to balance herself but fortunately has pulled herself upright. Her arms are still flailing though. 06[21:29:27] * Aurixorn runs\ over to Tabith and tries to stabilize her. 01[21:29:47] Ah! Um... are you alright? 01[21:30:25] * Lily also has darker brownish skin 06[21:31:24] * Tabitha manages to steady herself with Aurixorn's help and puts her hand on her chest, breathing out. "Um...thank you. N-no, I'm fine." 01[21:32:06] Do take care of yourself. 01[21:32:13] * Lily has a seat, looking a bit distracted, but appreciative of breakfast. 06[21:32:42] * Aurixorn also has a pair of goldish-silverish dragon wings on her back. It is pretty clear that she's not human. 06[21:34:44] * Tabitha breathes. "O-of course." 01[21:35:58] Umm... go ahead and eat too. I don't really like eating by myself. 06[21:36:35] * Aurixorn bows. "Thank you!" 06[21:36:51] * Aurixorn sits down and goes ahead to eat. 03[21:38:50] * RowynAway (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) has joined #MaidRPG 02[21:39:25] * Tabitha (rowyn2001@66.201.146.49) Quit (Ping timeout) 03[21:39:44] * RowynAway is now known as Tabitha 01[21:40:23] * Lily eats, looking pleased and taking her time. "I heard today, school's gonna start specialized training" ^_^ [21:40:33] Training? What kind of training? 01[21:40:40] I ace all my exams, so I think I'm gonna do great! 01[21:40:50] Uh... I don't really know. [21:43:49] I-I think I'd like to go to school one day. It might be fun. 01[21:44:07] I can take you with me, I think. [21:44:46] Oh-oh really? Can you take me too? 06[21:44:55] * Tabitha looks at Lily a little sheepishly. "Y-you can?" 01[21:45:29] I think so. 06[21:45:35] * Aurixorn reaches over to Tabith and hugs her with one of her arms. "We can all go! Field trip!" 01[21:45:59] * LIly smiles. 06[21:46:02] * Tabitha squeaks at the sudden show of affection and seems uncertain of what to do. She freezes. 01[21:46:20] * Lily spots the yard. And the sword in the stone. "What's that?" 06[21:49:12] * Tabitha looks over. "It...looks like a rock?" 01[21:49:43] I wonder how it got there... [21:51:10] It's a rock with a sword in it! 01[21:51:35] * Lily frowns. "I suppose it does bring a little something to the yard, but it's mysterious, isn't it?" [21:52:01] This sort of thing happens all the time though. 01[21:52:31] I suppose that's true. Like last week, when... when... ... I can't remember. 01[21:52:43] But it's not urgent. 01[21:54:12] I suppose I could take you with me to show you around school now, if you like. It's going to be a slow day today anyway. [21:55:39] M-maybe we should look at the sword first. [21:55:57] I mean...you never know when a sword might come in handy. 06[21:56:17] * Aurixorn flaps her wings. "Yeah, let's see what kind of sword it is!" 01[21:56:33] I suppose that's true... let's go to the garden! 06[21:56:57] * Tabitha stands up and walks quietly towards the garden 01[21:57:07] * Lily follows. 01[21:57:51] * Lily frowns. "What's a stone doing with swords in it, anyway?" 01[21:59:07] * Upon closer inspection, the stone seems to have an inscription on it. 06[22:00:05] * Tabitha goes forward to read the inscription. 01[22:00:25] * It reads thus: 06[22:01:14] * Aurixorn gets up and runs to the sword, reading the inscription. 01[22:03:03] [THIS ACADEMIC EXCELLENCE AWARD IS PRESENTED TO LILITH BABYLON OF THE JE'ZEBAAL SCHOOL FOR YOUNG SUCCUBI] 01[22:03:51] * It's also maybe 500 pounds and making a considerable pit in the lawn. 06[22:04:30] * Aurixorn scratches her head. "That's a very weird award?" 01[22:05:20] It's an award... ? [22:05:30] I...I could try to shrink it? 01[22:07:14] That could work... I think. I wonder where it might look best. 01[22:07:46] * She steps up to the sword in the stone and experimentally pulls the sword out. 01[22:08:23] * It slides loose. "I guess it looks nice, but isn't this a little dangerous?" 01[22:09:05] * She slides it back into the stone. Which lets out a moaning sound from a speaker. Lily looks confused. 06[22:10:19] * Aurixorn touches the sword carefully. 01[22:10:48] * The sword is made of metal, and kind of plain, to be honest. It doesn't appear to be meant for use, though. 06[22:11:46] * Tabitha takes out her wand and starts gesturing. She starts making her chant and completely fails to notice that Aurixorn is in the way. "Nevesti Auchum!" Her wand sparkles as it flies towards both the stone and Auri. 06[22:23:31] * Aurixorn looks down, then trips just as Tabitha's about to cast her spell, almost cutting herself on the sword, but not quite. 06[22:25:07] * Tabitha opens her eyes, half-screams as she sees it's targetting Auri, then blinks as Auri "deftly" avoids the blast. The sword/stone combo rumbles a bit and then promptly shrinks to a decent sized mantle piece. 01[22:25:34] Oh, splendid. 01[22:25:51] Let's move this inside, then I can show you around school. 06[22:27:05] * Aurixorn sniffles after hitting the ground, but gets up and dusts herself off. Despite falling almost face-first into the ground, she doesn't have any scrapes to speak of. Maybe she's just lucky? "Okay!" [22:27:43] R-r-right... 01[22:27:54] Aurixorn, are you okay.... ? 01[22:29:50] * Suddenly, zombies! 01[22:30:00] * All over the lawn! 01[22:30:04] * Don't want zombies on the lawn! 06[22:30:49] * Tabitha looks at the lawn and, well, that scream that stopped earlier comes out full force. You 'd think someone that small couldn't scream that loud. 01[22:31:02] Zombies! [22:31:09] Yeah, I- 06[22:31:14] * Aurixorn shrieks. "ZOMBIES!" [22:33:40] O-obviously it was a bad idea to build the manor on a graveyard. At an hour before midnight every night. During a full moon. 06[22:34:34] * Aurixorn breathes heavily, obviously paniced. She's spouting short jets of fire. "What should we do, what should we do? I never had zombies on the lawn before, they always stay in the dungeons!" 01[22:34:55] They'll trample the flowers! [22:35:02] I...um...um... [22:35:09] Zombies eat food, right? 06[22:35:19] * Tabitha quickly conjures up some food! As zombie bait! 01[22:36:38] * Tabitha conjures up toast and eggs! 06[22:38:07] * Tabitha actually doesn't do that. She makes a vague gesture and a serious face and waves with her sparkly wand and does her abrupt chanting. It rains gym socks. No really. 01[22:38:28] Now there's zombies on the laundry... [22:39:21] Um...laundry on the zombies? 06[22:39:27] * Tabitha has a sock dangling from her cat ears. 01[22:39:59] Maybe... we can run off, then they'll be gone when we get back? 01[22:44:21] * Lily looks around [22:45:27] I don't know. What do Zombies do? They usually listen to me. [22:45:35] Hey Zombies! Get off of the lawn! Uh... please? 01[22:46:15] And take the gym socks with... do we need more gym socks? [22:47:02] I don't! 01[22:47:28] And take the gym socks with you! 01[22:51:15] * The zombies look at Aurixorn, then all collectively shrug. In unison. They get off the lawn and disperse. 01[22:51:46] Oh, thanks. 06[22:52:47] * Aurixorn waves bye to them. "Thank you!" [22:53:15] Th-that was more effective than I'd expect from z.. 06[22:53:27] * Tabitha gets nervous and freezes up, clutching her wand tight. 01[22:53:30] I think that's over with... um... so where now? I guess it works if you ask politely... [22:55:30] Expect from what? 06[22:55:35] * Aurixorn looks innocently at Tabitha. 06[22:56:11] * Tabitha looks over at Aurixorn. She looks about ready to cry. 01[22:58:56] Uh... don't worry... Tabith. It's all over, right? 06[22:59:15] * Aurixorn sniffs a little bit seeing the crying Tabitha and gives her a biiiiig hug. 06[23:00:12] * Tabitha sniffles too and doesn't seem to know what to do. 01[23:04:36] * LIly stands by awkwardly, waiting and hoping things turn out okay. [23:05:33] I---I'll be okay. 01[23:06:53] You sure? [23:06:59] Are you sure sure? [23:07:10] Completely sure? That wouldn't be good if you weren't. [23:07:50] Wh-why do you doubt me? 06[23:08:12] * Tabitha sniffs more for being doubted. This sucks. 06[23:11:21] * Aurixorn lets go of Tabitha. "I'm not! I'm just worried, 'cuz I don't want you unhappy." [23:11:29] It makes me sad to see others sad. 06[23:12:40] * Tabitha looks at Aurixorn with a bit of a happy sparkle in her sad eyes. "You mean it?" 06[23:14:07] * Aurixorn nods and gives a sincere smile. "Of course! Are you doubting the word of a dragon?" [23:15:53] I...I... 06[23:16:01] * Tabitha droops her head a bit. "No." 06[23:17:21] * Aurixorn giggles. "Come on, smile!" 06[23:17:58] * Tabitha manages a hesitant smile. 06[23:20:14] * Aurixorn looks over at Lily. "Okay! So where are we going?" 01[23:20:37] After we drop the trophy inside, you wanted to see the school, so I could show you around! [23:21:21] Y-yes! Of course! [23:22:38] Yes! [23:22:43] School! What kind of school? [23:22:49] Do they teach you how to deal with adventurers? 01[23:23:43] Oh, I think that's in the classes starting soon. I'm mostly doing stuff like math. When school starts again, it'll be more in-depth stuff like that, I think. 01[23:24:13] * She stretches her wings, then goes to get the award put away and head out to school! [23:24:15] O-or how to deal with annoying brothers? 01[23:24:31] Hmmm... I'm not sure. Maybe... 01[23:25:39] Oh, maybe we could talk to the teachers and ask. [23:26:30] Maybe! 06[23:26:57] * Aurixorn flits along. 01[23:27:01] [Later... you arrive at the Je'Zebaal School for Young Succubi. It looks... very much like a normal high school.] 01[23:27:45] [Or school in general] 01[23:28:35] [The students walking about, while varied in appearance, tend to have a sharp contrast between those more like Lily, and those that are more... mature.] 06[23:29:05] * Tabitha seems a little nervous at the whole environment and clings close to Lily. 01[23:31:16] * Lily does her best to provide a guided tour of the area. She focuses on a lot of general education stuff, such as math, science, and magic. 06[23:32:41] * Aurixorn looks around eagerly. 01[23:33:29] * Just then, Lily spots a teacher and waves her over. 01[23:34:01] Ms. Nanette! Ms. Nanette! These two were curious about the school, and I was wondering if you could help answer their questions! 06[23:35:12] * Tabitha perks up at the focus on magic and looks in that direction. She clearly doesn't notice Ms. Nanette. 06[23:36:30] * Aurixorn waves at Nanette. "Hey! It's the fat one!" 01[23:37:07] * An extremely developed succubus glides on over, snacking on a box of Pocky, which exists here for some reason. 01[23:37:26] Why *hello* there. [23:37:50] Hi! 06[23:38:07] * Aurixorn scratches her foot on the floor. "I didn't know you were a teacher!" 01[23:39:23] Of course not. I'm a different, but otherwise completely identical Nanette, and I can read your mind, except for any moment after this one. 01[23:39:29] * A moment passes. 06[23:39:58] * Aurixorn blinks and scratches her head. "Huh?" 06[23:40:06] * Tabitha looks up, then looks at Nanette. Then hides behind Lily. 01[23:42:48] * Nanette leans over, granting a clear view of her assets. "So, what would you like to know?" 06[23:45:15] * Tabitha shrinks and looks distraught. "Th-that's okay. W-we'll be fine." 06[23:45:32] * Aurixorn quirks her head to the side, oblivious to said assets. "Yes! Where's the ice cream?" 01[23:45:57] Ice cream? I can show you to the cafeteria. Shall I? 06[23:48:58] * Aurixorn grins. "Really? Cool!" [23:49:07] Come on! We're gonna get some ice cream! [23:49:16] W-we are? 06[23:49:23] * Aurixorn grabs Tabitha's hand and pulls her out from the hiding place. Or tries to. She really isn't very strong. 06[23:49:26] * Tabitha suddenly perks up and forgets Nanette's there. "We are!" 06[23:49:48] * Tabitha 's okay with being pulled. It's not like she's much stronger. 06[23:51:31] * Aurixorn will follow Nanette to the cafeteria. Ice cream is ice cream! 01[23:51:45] * You go to the cafeteria! It looks more like a buffet than anything else. 01[23:52:57] * There is ice cream, self-serve 06[23:53:59] * Aurixorn will get some chocolaty ice cream. Mmmmmm. :9 01[23:54:10] * CHocolatey ice cream is gotten! 06[23:54:40] * Tabitha will get some vanillay ice cream. 01[23:54:56] The whipped cream is full again, so take advantage of it. Some of the advanced courses use a lot of it, so we tend to run out. [23:55:24] Huh? Why would they use whipped cream? Do they do a lot of cooking? 06[23:55:41] * Aurixorn licks her ice cream very quickly. 01[23:56:06] Oh, it's for foreplay. [23:56:58] Why would you use whipped cream for play? Wouldn't that get messy? 01[23:57:10] Oh, very. [23:57:24] ...weird. 06[00:00:16] * Aurixorn blinks. "Getting messy is fun! Haven't you ever played in the puddles after it rains?" 01[00:00:32] It can be very fun! 01[00:02:18] Which reminds me. Lily, you're due to take your first advanced course soon, but you still haven't had a man yet. Or a girl, for that matter. [00:02:28] Well...yeaaah...but rain puddles is a bit different from whipped cream. 01[00:02:50] * Lily frowns and looks down, a bit self-conscious. "Yeah, I know." [00:04:18] Or bubbles. Big bubbles! Oh, how about water. I love swimming... 06[00:05:20] * Tabitha perks up. "Swimming is awesome..." She then looks down over her front. "Um...sometimes..." 01[00:06:19] * Nanette turns her attentions to Tabitha. "You wanna know how to grow up better? DRink lots of milk." 06[00:06:58] * Tabitha looks up as Nanette takes notice of her and then *freezes*. And then goes back to hiding behind Lily. 01[00:07:36] * Lily glances at Tabitha behind her, but is also looking a bit put-on-the-spot by Nanette. 01[00:08:35] Really, Lily, if you're going to be a decent succubus, you need to start putting some stuff into practice. 01[00:08:42] * Lily just looks down. 06[00:08:55] * Aurixorn laughs. "Or they could be like you and eat everything in sight! You're gonna get faaaaaaaaaaaaaaat." 01[00:10:59] H-hey! I'm not fat! 06[00:11:17] * Tabitha looks at Aurixorn oddly. 'She's fat?" [00:11:56] Yeah! You should see her when she gets stressed out. She turns into a piggy! 06[00:12:20] * Aurixorn makes pig noises. "Oink oink oink!" 06[00:12:33] * Tabitha looks her over. "She doesn't look fat...she...she..." 06[00:13:01] * Tabitha looks Nanette over and frowns, burying her chin and mouth into Lily's left wing. 01[00:14:55] * Lily folds her wings around herself. 06[00:16:21] * Aurixorn seems to be greatly enjoying herself. 01[00:16:26] Hmph. Anyway, you're a good student, Lily. It's good that you study, but you need to put it into practice if you expect to go places. 01[00:16:32] * Nanette steps off. 01[00:16:51] * Lily's still looking uneasy, though she helps herself to some food. 01[00:18:42] Oh, what should I do? 06[00:18:50] * Aurixorn kicks her feet. "Practice! That's what she said." 01[00:19:44] Practice? But with who? Where am I going to find a boy? 06[00:21:02] * Aurixorn scratches her head. "What do you need a boy for?" 01[00:21:40] Um... well, you know what a succubus is, right... ? [00:22:10] N-not my brother. H-he can be okay. But he's usually mean to people he doesn't like. [00:22:19] Yeah! You like to fool adventurers into thinking you're nice. [00:22:27] And then you pull them into a trap and BAM! 06[00:22:49] * Tabitha looks at Aurixorn. "I do?" 01[00:23:13] Umm... could you elaborate on the BAM? [00:23:22] Um... they give you money? 01[00:24:22] Umm... what kind of people does your brother not like? 06[00:25:21] * Aurixorn giggles at Tabitha. "No, not you. Succubi! At least, that's what momma and pappa always say. 'Always have a succubus in the guard. They keep the macho adventurers busy.'" 06[00:26:38] * Tabitha looks Lily over a bit. "Prooobably not people like you?" 06[00:27:02] * Tabitha then blinks. "W-w-wait. No. No. No." She waves her hands frantically, then stops, then takes a deep breath. "No." 01[00:27:09] I guess I'm not that girly... [00:27:30] Uh...that's not it? [00:28:46] No what? 06[00:31:18] * Tabitha looks at Aurixorn. "Just no." 06[00:33:24] * Aurixorn blinks cluelessly at Tabitha. 01[00:34:08] * Lily touches the tips of her index fingers together and taps them togehter nervously, trying to think. 01[00:37:45] * She looks at Tabitha. "No?" 06[00:38:04] * Tabitha shakes her head. "No." 01[00:39:10] Maybe a girl then? Though I think Ms. Nanette wanted me to find a boy. 01[00:40:57] Aurixorn, do you know any boys? 06[00:43:06] * Aurixorn thinks. "Uh, um... Hmmm... There was a dwarf. He really likes ladies. Like Nanette, he'd really like her!" 01[00:44:15] A dwarf? Oh... I don't know if I'd like that... well, I guess I'll think things over and figure out what else. Umm... I guess after eating, I can show you around the magic labs, then we can go home. [00:44:26] There were some demons I met in a dungeon. They weren't nice at all. And, uh... a some human in a robe and a wizard hat." 01[00:46:40] How old did the human look? [00:48:21] He was old. I think some sort of wizardy type. 01[00:48:43] Oh dear... well, I guess I'll have to think on this. [00:49:08] Liked to talk about his staff too. 01[00:49:12] [And so, after much snacking of K-On proportions, you went around the school to tour stuff, and Tabitha had a looka t the magic stuff] 01[00:49:18] [Session End] End of #MaidRPG buffer Mon Apr 05 20:37:48 2010