Start of #MaidRPG buffer: Tue Apr 14 06:33:46 2009 [20:09:42] [And we come back to our heroines, who after a rousing game of mud wrestling, have elected Aurelin, Haku, and Nanette to venture into the depths of the dungeon with Aurixorn! There's NO WAY this can end badly.] [20:10:31] * Robin (Indomitabl@c-98-196-95-85.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) has joined #MaidRPG [20:10:32] * Nanette is a succubus in a purple maid outfit! She has vermillion eyes and green hair, in case anyone forgot! [20:11:54] * Haku 's a tall, thin, incredibly non-feminin Dryad in silver with yellow eyes. [20:13:05] * Aurelin is a half-orange ice dragon half-halfling with vermillion eyes, white hair, and freckles. [20:13:48] [The group's in the depths of the dungeon at a large portal set in a stone archway. You were down here to discover... something. You may get favor if you can bring it about after that mud wrestling session.] [20:14:10] [Obvious exits are North, East, West, and Well.] [20:17:03] * Haku looks at the doors. "Okay! We've gotta find those stupid gatecrashing adventerers and kick 'em out! Now, where are they?" [20:17:15] I bet they're north. [20:17:20] I don't know. Did they go north? [20:18:51] Right, north! [20:18:57] * Haku leads that way. [20:19:01] * Nanette follows! [20:19:07] * Aurixorn sniffs a little. "Let's go north then!" She runs off north after Haku. [20:20:09] * Aurelin looks like she's going to get left behind and blinks. "H-hey! Wait!" She hurries north too! [20:24:36] * Haku fireballs the party. "Ack! Who put that there!?" [20:24:49] [Through the north corridor, Haku heads forward and... steps on a plate. A plate that goes a little deeper than it should. Shortly after, a sheet of flame engulfs the room, causing at least mild discomfort to those strong to fire, but those of you who may be weak to it might suffer bigger injuries.] [20:25:35] Wah! [20:28:32] * Haku dives infront of the fireball she totaly set off. "Ack! Nonono! Not setting my boss on fire on the first day!" [20:28:47] * Aurelin sees the fireball coming down and rushes forward to try and protect the master, gritting against the heat. "Master!" She ends up stumbling midway into the tunnel and taking the heat. [20:30:17] * Aurixorn shields her eyes from the fire as it comes in and giggles as any lingering flames from the fireball flicker over her scales, completely unscathed. [20:30:51] Yay, thank you! You're the best bodyguards ever! [20:31:04] (Err, Aurixorn) [20:31:18] * Haku smokes slightly. "Ah thanks, mistress." @_@ [20:31:40] You alright? That dart still has me a little slow to react. [20:32:12] I know how ice dragons don't like ice very much. And fire isn't good for wood either! [20:32:22] But you kept my pretty dress nice and clean, thank you. ^^ [20:32:29] [20:32:31] [20:32:53] Just doing my job. And somebody else gets to go first now. Owww. [20:32:56] [You're in the middle of the hallway dungeon. Obvious exits are Forward and Backwards.] [20:33:07] [Err, Dungeon hallway] [20:33:17] * Aurelin smiles weakly. "W-well. That's our job. What we were hired for." [20:33:55] Onward! [20:33:59] * Nanette steps onwards! [20:34:18] * Aurelin straightens up her uniform and heads onward into the dungeon. [20:34:50] * Haku 's uniform is more than a wee bit singed, but holding together. [20:35:41] * Aurixorn sings a tune in draconic tongue that... probably would sound very cute and childish were they a dragon, but to normal ears it sounds grating. [20:36:35] * Aurelin thinks it sounds cute! And starts singing the tune along with her, very happily. [20:37:10] * Nanette hums along cheerfully. [20:38:13] * Haku grits her teeth and puts on a plasict smile as she grins and bears the "music." [20:39:06] [Progressing through the dungeon, the maids come across the corpse of a couple deceased adventurers before Aurixorn has noticed them.] [20:39:27] Oh dear. [20:39:38] * Nanette checks the bodies for loot and experience. [20:39:39] [Now, one of the things that are important is keeping the dungeon in *good shape*. That means don't let corpses clog up the place, etc. If she were to find it, it certainly wouldn't look good on you as maids.] [20:40:07] Okay, burn 'em with fire? [20:40:16] That might be good if you're good at burning things. [20:40:24] [It's only a little bit before she notices, so you'd better distract her/dispose of the corpse quickly.] [20:41:05] * Aurixorn looks over from her position, where she was admiring some of the wall structure. "What are you talking about?" [20:43:36] Oh yes! Nanette, I brought a picnic! [20:43:47] (You mean Aurixorn?) [20:43:51] ( Yeah. Derp ) [20:44:07] * Nanette pulls out a bag of chocolate-covered whatever-it-is-dragons-eat! [20:44:14] * Aurelin looks from left to right to center then pales a bit. "P-picnic sounds good. S-sure!" [20:44:33] Do you want to eat this now, or later? [20:44:50] * Haku loops one end of her chain around a bodies foot, but she doesn't do so well with getting the other end up. "Pst. Little help Aurelin?" [20:44:51] * Aurixorn smiles and claps her hands. "Yay, chocolate-covered pearls, my favorite!" [20:45:25] * Nanette smiles. :D [20:45:32] * Aurelin tries not to look at the corpses, then looks at Haku for a moment and eeps, before scurrying up to help Haku. "S-sorry!" [20:45:51] I knew you'd like them. [20:47:21] * Aurixorn runs over to Nanette and takes one of the pearls, licking and nuzzling it, her serpentine tongue actually doing a good job getting around the almost jaw-breaker-like object. It's kinda weird seeing her do this, but... then again, there are thoughts of other things that tongue can do. Not that you, as proper maids, would ever think of that sort of thing of your mistress. [20:49:16] * Nanette thinks about Aurelin curiously. [20:50:54] Hey Nanette. *she takes a bite of the pearl* Where do babies come from? [20:52:25] From eggs. [20:52:51] How? [20:53:18] A momma dragon lays them. [20:53:44] Why? [20:54:08] * Aurelin tries weighting the chain down with her axe and hiding her axe in the shadows. Does that work? [20:54:49] * Haku helps Aurelin hide the bodies up by the celing where people NEVER EVER LOOK. [20:55:23] Usually, she wants to start a family. [20:55:34] Why? [20:55:55] * Aurelin looks over to the side at Nanette and OH GOD WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT NOW? [20:56:16] [They're having a good wholesome conversation about sex FROM A SUCCUBUS.] [20:57:16] * Haku walks over to them. "I think those mean, nasty adventerers might be up ahead of us, we'd better hurry and catch up to them! [20:57:24] She meets a nice daddy dr- oh! [20:57:32] I almost forgot. Let's go! [20:57:46] * Aurelin lets out a big breath of relief. "Y-yes. Let's indeed!" [20:58:47] * Aurixorn frowns. "Aww, okay." She follows along, none-the-wiser. [21:00:11] I'll explain sometime later. [21:00:13] * Haku 's leading again, keeping an eye out for traps this time. [21:01:34] * Aurelin waits until they go away a bit then uses dragonic strength to jam one of the spikes into the floor out of sight so she can retrieve her axe. Crashing corpses would be bad, but going unarmed would be worse. [21:03:46] * Aurelin hurries up to catch up with the group then now that she has Axe! [21:04:14] [Walking along,t he path curves west and downwards, when Haku suddenly slips and almost falls into a pit trap, grabbing onto the wall while balancing precariously on one of her feet, the other one having slipped and dangling over the edge of the pit.] [21:04:33] Eeep! [21:04:34] Haku! Are you alright? [21:04:45] I'm hanging over a pit trap! What do you think? [21:05:59] [The other side looks a good 15 feet away. Those of you who can fly will be able to get across no problem, provided you can open your wings in such quarters.] [21:06:27] * Aurelin finally gets into the room. "Oh dear. Um, Miss Auri. How has your flying been coming along?" [21:06:38] Haku, be careful! Here, I'll help you up. [21:06:45] Oh dear. [21:08:27] * Aurixorn starts inching closer, unsure of her step as she gets near and reaches out for Haku. [21:08:54] * Aurelin reaches out to grasp hold of Auri's other hand to steady her. [21:09:44] * Nanette looks to the bottom of the pit to see if there's anything notable down there [21:09:59] * Haku pulls herself out of the pit without touching Aurixorn's hand. "Aha! There I knew I could do it! ... But uh, thanks for trying to help boss." [21:10:52] * Aurelin frowns. "She wanted to help so much too..." She looks a little pouty. [21:11:45] * Aurixorn starts to lose HER balance thanks to lack of foresight. "Whawha!" She starts to scream as she loses her balance... [21:11:52] * Nanette tries to grab Auri! @_@ [21:12:02] * Haku dives for her, if she ends up back in the pit, so be it! [21:12:18] * Aurelin already had hold of Auri? [21:14:27] * Haku grabs the teetering Aurelin as she tries to follow Aurixorn into the pit. "Oh no you don't! I've aleady fallen in, you don't want to go down there." [21:14:52] * Aurelin still has a hold of Auri but unfortunately starts to fall over with her. "Waaaaa--" She gets caught by Haku and then breathes a sigh of relief. [21:16:08] * Aurixorn is pulled to saftey, nervously shaking from the ordeal. [21:16:20] Whew. Are you alright? [21:16:41] * Aurixorn shakes her head back and forth quickly. [21:17:00] * Haku pats Aurixorn on the head. "It's okay now, we're not gonna let you fall in. Gotta get across! Find the adventerers! AND KICK THEIR ASSES!" [21:17:02] Th-the trap door could d-definitely use a little lubri--lubrication... [21:17:25] Could use some finding the reset button too so we can get across. [21:17:36] * Nanette pulls out a bottle of lubricant. [21:17:39] Where should this go? [21:18:21] * Aurelin looks for another way across. [21:18:40] Hinges, and the bit where I fell in. [21:18:53] * Nanette gets to work fixing them. But first, a chocolate pearl for the master! [21:18:57] Here you go! [21:24:44] * Nanette tries to fly over to the control panel [21:24:54] * Nanette pulls the lever! [21:25:28] * Aurelin folds her hands and says low. "Well sure if you want to do things the *simple* way..." [21:26:35] The simple way that leads to evicting our FOES! [21:28:30] * Aurixorn nods and smiles, wiping away some tears. [21:28:32] Well, yes, but there's a certain finesse in adding flair to it. How do you strike fear into adventurers if you're always doing things the easy way? [21:28:41] * Aurelin lets out a fangy smile/grin. [21:28:55] I have my ways. [21:29:10] With my ch... SWORD! [21:29:50] * Aurelin nods slightly and goes over to Aurixorn. "Are you, ah, okay, Master?" She goes to work on comforting the little girl. [21:32:03] * Aurixorn stays quiet the whole way through. [21:32:26] Anyway, forward untill I set off the next trap! [21:32:32] Aurixorn? It's okay, you can speak up... [21:37:43] * After a little urging, Aurixorn finally speaks up again. "Are you sure the pit's closed? N-nothing's going to come out of it, right? You sure?" [21:38:15] * Aurelin smiles at Aurixorn. "If anything *does* come out anyway, it's one of ours, right? Nothing to fear!" [21:39:07] Totally@! [21:39:07] This is your dungion after all, we're just cleaning out the naughty adventerers who didn't bring you one of your favorite eggs like they were supposed to! [21:40:48] O-o-okay. [21:40:58] * Aurixorn dusts herself off and looks ready to go. [21:41:45] Are you ready to go? [21:42:14] * Aurelin stays close to Aurixorn. "Don't worry, milady. I'll be sure to protect you." [21:43:12] As will I! [21:43:26] * Aurixorn nods. [21:43:32] We won't let you or your parents down! [21:44:45] ...although no offense, Haku, but perhaps you need an additional set of eyes looking for traps? [21:44:50] * Aurelin looks nervous as she says it. [21:45:16] Yeah, you can go first. [21:45:22] Shoudln't we have a map of this stuff anyway? [21:45:44] [A map? Hahahahaha.] [21:45:51] [Oh, wait, are you serious?] [21:46:04] What we need is one of those magic maps that tell you where everything is. [21:46:33] The Gu-Ghal Maps? [21:47:05] Okay, maybe something a little less legendary since we only need it to work for this dungion. [21:47:25] * Aurelin nods slowly and then takes point, moving forward carefully towards adventurers, sniffing every once and a while. [21:49:11] * Nanette follows [21:49:28] * Haku stays near Aurix this time. [21:55:27] [There's suddenly a rumbling in the dungeon, as something... doesn't feel right. There's a sense of foreboding abound as you can sense a great evil permeating the area.] [21:56:02] What was that? [21:56:20] I don't know... has anyoneever felt something like this before? [21:56:23] * Aurelin blinks and steadies herself, then looks at the ground. "I, uh...I didn't step on anything. I don't thiiink..." [21:57:02] * Aurixorn shakes her head. [21:58:33] * Aurelin looks at Aurixorn for a moment, then whispers to the others, "I think there were some souls trapped down. Did your parents say anything about balrogs, Miss Aurixorn?" [22:00:12] * Aurixorn shakes her head. "I don't know, they just said the castle was important." [22:00:43] Balrogs, you say? [22:01:00] It...*felt* like a balrog...maybe two. [22:01:01] Riight. I'm going to need a better sword.. [22:01:28] What makes you say it felt like a balrog? [22:01:33] Perhaps if we're just...very quiet. It will hear the other adventurers instead? [22:02:18] But then it'd be running around making a mess in our dungion! [22:02:26] * Aurelin looks at Nanette for a moment. "...well...ah...their rumbling is very distinct. Like a low roar...and the air feels a little hotter to you too, doesn't it?" [22:02:37] Hmm... I suppose it does. [22:02:43] What does it mean for us, though? [22:03:54] It means we protect Miss Aurixorn at all cost? They usually get upset when someone steals one of their favorite toys. A...um...yo-yo or something. Those adventurers might be up to no good... [22:04:31] Isn't that what we do all the time? [22:05:08] * Aurelin sniffs the air to try and track the scent. [22:06:19] * Haku ponders. "We could go back the castle and find the rest of the maids, for balrogs we're going to need more than three of us if they don't wanna go quietly." [22:06:47] But that gives more time for the adventurers to get away! [22:07:28] [The adventurers come to an open area next. A large open area with a magic circle in place in the center. Runes abound by it, and glow brighter as Aurixorn walks closer into the room, reacting to her presence. Two large devils, with huge beards, giant glaives, and menacing grins, look down at you from above as you step in.] [22:07:34] I for one want to press on! [22:07:44] Oh. I think we found them. [22:07:59] Oh my... [22:08:09] You two are rather handsome devils, aren't you? [22:08:19] [The devils are, in fact, rather ugly.] [22:08:49] Uh... hi. Have you seen a group of adventerers go through here? They forgot to pay. [22:09:40] * Aurelin looks up at the menacing demons and looks indignant but stops herself when Haku takes the more diplomatic approach. [22:12:53] Hey Stan, I think that one might have hit herself in the head one too many times. Oh, and whats that? She's thinking she'll get lucky asking us something. Doooohohohohohoho. [22:14:47] * Kizn (sharkface@70.104.189.130) has joined #MaidRPG [22:14:50] * Kizn (sharkface@70.104.189.130) has left #MaidRPG (Leaving) [22:15:22] That noise earlier, was that you? [22:15:44] It's really a terrible ruckus. [22:16:34] Oh, hey, I got it. They're the new housekeepers. Naw, they can't be that. Why's that? They can't even keep an audience, let alone the house! Dooooohohohohohoh. [22:16:56] Hey! [22:16:59] We've got your full attention, don't we? [22:17:05] I'm a demon princess, you know. [22:18:32] * Aurelin sighs slightly. "Balrogs." She looks up at them. "So I suppose we would have to find you a performance worthy of your talents?" [22:19:35] Oh, she's got to be a demon princess. Because she can't fall asleep without someone in her arms? No, because she can't wake up feeling like an angel afterwards! Doooooohohohohoho. [22:20:01] D: [22:20:38] * Aurelin takes a deep breath, and puffs out her cheeks, then blows a stream of ice breath in the air to catch their attention. Not near them though. Yet. [22:21:09] If you're quite done now, I have a proposition to make. [22:22:00] Hey, what do you get when you take a halfling and mate it with an ice dragon? I don't know, a Quarterling a-la Dragon? No, a portable ice box! Doooohohohohohoho! [22:22:52] * Aurelin turns a bit red but tries not to let it get to her, muttering, "But..my parents...they were...that's not the point!" [22:24:01] * Aurelin points down the hallway. "There are a couple of people trying to act like adventurers in here. I'm certain they could use your talents to set them straight. That is, if you believe you can produce enough talent yourselves." [22:24:18] So what brings these ladies to us tonight? Maybe they're lost in the dungeons? Well, I can see why nobody'd find them! Dooooohohohoho! [22:25:05] I don't think we'd be smart enough to track them down. After all, we're stupid enough to stay here! dooooohohoho! [22:25:22] Tell you what, if you see a group of mostly humans down here, talk 'em to deth will ya? We'll pay you. [22:26:15] * Aurelin blinks. "He has a point." [22:28:01] Pay them? [22:28:34] Hey, did you hear her? She says I have a point! Yeah, too bad it's dull like your head. Doooohohohohoho! [22:28:35] Yes. She'll definitely pay you! [22:29:10] Yep! They're demons, in our dungion, so why not? All the adventerers they can catch. [22:29:45] * Aurelin turns to Aurixorn. "What do you think, Mistress?" [22:32:31] Hey, where would we spend the money? I don't know, there's no stores down here. How about I buy your beard, you buy mine, and we both make money! What does that accomplish? Call it Economics. Doooohohohohoho! [22:33:09] Isn't htere anything you two want? [22:33:10] * Haku pulls out one of her mail order catalogs. "Perhaps this might help?" [22:33:13] I-I don't know. [22:33:17] * Aurelin whispers to the others. "If they're just going to stay here, we can sneak past while they're heckling each other." [22:35:09] I want out of here. Me too! [22:35:47] But only if there's good benefits involved. Like dental. Good dental is hard to find. Like you need it, you don't have any teeth left! [22:36:05] That's why I need dental! [22:36:36] The benefits of staying in here are all the adventurers you can eat. Which you'd still need dental for. [22:37:24] I t-think I can get them to l-listen. [22:37:52] Good! Be brave Aurixorn! [22:37:56] Ooh [22:37:57] You can do this! [22:38:00] Good luck! [22:38:12] * Aurelin smiles to Aurixorn and gives her a silent nod of support. [22:38:31] * Aurixorn walks forward to the central circle, the cocentric circles radiating light until she stands in the middle one. When she reaches the center, the devils snap to attention and stare at her intently, while she shivers... [22:38:55] I-I... *she looks back at you, confused on how exactly to continue. [22:39:18] * Nanette gives Aurixorn a reassuring smile. :D [22:39:44] * Haku stage whispers. "Either order them around or point the way out!" [22:41:02] * Aurelin whispers. "You could order them back to where they come from as well so at least they're not bothering us." [22:41:53] * Aurixorn gulps. "I com-com-command you t-t-to leave my maids alone! And show us what d-d-direction the, uh... um..." she stumbles on her words and seems *really* lost on what to say next. [22:43:08] * Haku whispers "The adventueres!" [22:43:26] The adventurers! [22:44:04] Which ones? [22:44:33] * Haku continues to whisper. "The live ones in this dungion." [22:45:10] Th-the live ones. Inthedungeon. [22:46:16] * The Devils point a direction with their glaives down one of the 6 exiting hallways. [22:46:58] * Aurelin whispers. "Now to have them go back to where they belong. They'll mess up the place otherwise..." [22:48:18] * Nanette nods [22:48:35] That's a good plan. [22:49:01] Now go back to where you came from! [22:49:55] * The Devils grin. One of them uses his glaive to cut open a portal to the nether realms, while the other steps through, then the first walks in and the portal closes. [22:50:51] Whew. [22:50:53] [The magic circles abound on the floors crack, the binding pact gone, as the magic frees itself from the long-term enchantment.] [22:51:01] Why couldn't they have looked more handsome? [22:51:37] You did a good job Aurixorn! [22:51:38] Next time we'll find you some more handsome demons. [22:52:01] * Aurixorn pauses for a moment until they are gone-gone, and then breaks down crying. [22:52:16] * Nanette hugs Aurixorn. "You did a good job. You parents would be proud of you. [22:52:27] * Aurelin goes over to comfort Aurixorn, kneeling with her and patting her on the shoulders. "You were very brave." [22:52:29] * Haku gives her a sort of awkward rub on a shoulder. "The would." [22:53:10] * Nanette glances at Aurelin. "I certainly hope so. With adventurers, it's nothing but business." [22:55:11] [Session End!] [22:55:53] * Nanette is now known as Demota [22:56:34] * Aurelin is now known as Rowyn [22:59:56] * Robin (Indomitabl@c-98-196-95-85.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [23:00:07] * Zegon (zegond@c-24-15-245-98.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has left #MaidRPG [23:02:06] * Rowyn is now known as DeadRowyn [23:11:02] * DeadRowyn is now known as Rowyn [23:32:36] * Haku (RanDoMs@75.83.4.7) Quit (Quit: RIGHT IN THE FACE!) [00:06:40] * Disconnected [00:07:14] * Attempting to rejoin channel #MaidRPG [00:07:21] * Rejoined channel #MaidRPG [00:34:54] * Disconnected [00:35:37] * Attempting to rejoin channel #MaidRPG [00:35:45] * Rejoined channel #MaidRPG End of #MaidRPG buffer Tue Apr 14 06:33:46 2009