Start of #D&D buffer: Tue Apr 14 06:34:07 2009 [20:10:40] Okay, refresh my memory. What's each person's race? [20:11:15] Nanette's a Succubus, I think Aurelin was a half-dragon of some kind, and Haku was a... dryad? [20:12:02] Yes. [20:13:37] Is it okay if we ditch the love dart since the fairy's not here? [20:13:41] MAID BOT ROLL CALLLLL... [20:14:13] Mud wrestling? [20:14:17] This is the second session, yeah? [20:14:21] Yes. [20:14:26] Mud wrestling off-screen. [20:14:28] haha [20:14:31] o/` [20:14:40] So...are we all muddy? [20:14:46] Nah, you're all clean for some reason. [20:14:48] Because that ruins our efficiency as maids. D:< [20:15:07] I demand that you GT this so I don't have to find my graphpaper! ;p [20:15:27] Hahaha, you think I'm going to be SERIOUS enough to document where the fuck you guys are going? [20:15:45] >_> <_< [20:15:58] I mean, geeze. GT requires /effort. [20:16:37] Also, http://phoenix-06.deviantart.com/art/Requiem-74627647 [20:16:52] We're going to GT next? [20:16:53] oooh [20:17:49] Zeg: Somebody FINALY brought sufficient firepower. [20:18:00] gryph: YES. [20:18:16] * Segev (Segev_Stor@67.43.246.250) has joined #D&D [20:18:44] d6 [20:18:44] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (d6) and gets a natural 2 for a result of 2. [20:19:22] Gain 2 favor, Haku. [20:19:39] Schwee. [20:19:57] Hey, I could buy a level of skill with this! [20:20:10] 2 d6 [20:20:10] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (2 d6) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 2 4. [20:20:23] Haku, you're leading? [20:21:19] Evedentaly! [20:21:27] It's that Heroine tag. [20:21:43] I've got a Sexy tag. [20:21:46] I'm not sure what to do with it [20:22:25] Seduce the 6 year old girl. What else? [20:22:27] Roll seduction on other maids to steal their favor. Alternatly on adventurers! [20:22:31] Okay, roll me a skill roll! [20:22:37] I was thinking adventurers, yeah [20:22:43] Haku specifically? [20:22:51] She's leading, she gets first crack. [20:22:54] Zeg: I FAIL! [20:22:58] Roight! [20:23:14] d6 [20:23:14] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (d6) and gets a natural 1 for a result of 1. [20:23:32] d6x0 [20:23:32] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6x0) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 0. [20:23:41] Haku's actions walking forward detonates a pressure plate, triggering a fireball trap that hits everyone for 1 point of stress. Including the master. [20:23:55] ... Whups [20:24:29] Can any of us run forward to protect her? Or try? [20:24:40] The master obviously over Haku. [20:24:50] I succeeded well at protecting master last time! I think [20:24:59] Athletics roll to protect master if you wish to. [20:25:04] (Highest wins) [20:25:11] Sure! [20:25:12] And Haku, since it's fire, you take twice as much stress. [20:25:15] d6 [20:25:15] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Aurelin (d6) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 4. [20:25:18] 8 [20:25:28] Actually, no. My stat's too low [20:25:31] d6x3 [20:25:31] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6x3) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 9. [20:26:14] And would I take extra damage being an ice dragon half? Or would the dragon part of me not worry about fire? [20:26:33] You'd take double too. It's like a silver dragon. [20:26:35] You take extra damage, I'm made of wood. ;_; [20:26:53] (Ice is double from fire, none from water/ice) [20:27:01] Gotcha. [20:27:09] Okay, gryph, you won it. [20:27:20] Go ahead and describe how you're protecting. [20:27:26] Aurelin can't cover her in time. [20:29:25] Least 8 is enough to keep her from falling flat on her face! [20:29:44] 2d6 [20:29:44] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (2d6) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 4. [20:29:52] Gain 4 favor, Haku. [20:29:53] 1d6 [20:29:54] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (1d6) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 6. [20:29:57] And 6 favor, Aurelin. [20:30:04] ...hahaha. [20:30:07] Hahaha. XD [20:30:08] Oh dear [20:30:14] Random Maid is random. [20:30:15] XD [20:30:16] So borked. [20:30:22] So this iusn't a contested roll? I wouldn't have taken stress for trying to help? o.o [20:30:35] Clearly it's because I set off the trap. [20:30:38] Nanette: I didn't say it was combat. [20:30:42] Yeah, I should probably take extra stress for failing to help. [20:31:10] d6 [20:31:10] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (d6) and gets a natural 2 for a result of 2. [20:31:14] Oh. Derp. [20:31:15] If you insist, take an extra 2. [20:31:15] * Aurelin seems to have a doppleganger! [20:31:31] I do. It seems only fair that I should get some consequences for losing. [20:31:32] And Haku takes the stress that Aurixorn was going to take. [20:31:37] (On top of her own) [20:32:19] Sweet, I'm up to 1/10th my Spirit! [20:33:24] Traps are usually navigated with either athletics, cunning, or skill. [20:33:33] I need to go into explosion mode. [20:33:42] SO I CAN GET SO BOOZED AND TOKED IT AINT EVEN FUNNY [20:33:45] Skill for disarming, athletics for avoiding, and cunning for navigating. [20:34:08] Curses, I should have subbed in my cunning or athletics! [20:34:40] Will! [20:34:51] I just walk through all the traps and bear the brunt of all of their attacks! [20:36:25] d6 [20:36:25] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (d6) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 3. [20:36:57] Skill roll for her singing? Or can I go with affection? [20:37:04] Either/or. [20:37:04] What's the will roll not to cover my ears and scream? [20:37:17] I dunno, roll it and I'll tell you if you succeed. [20:37:25] d6x4 [20:37:26] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6x4) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 24. [20:37:30] Yeahyoumakeit [20:37:33] ... [20:37:36] Yeah, yeah I did. [20:37:40] Affection. Shows how well she knows the song that the master is singing and the enjoyment she's putting into it. [20:37:43] d6x3 [20:37:43] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Aurelin (d6x3) and gets a natural 5 for a result of 15. [20:37:47] Yay! [20:37:51] Gain a pip of favor. [20:37:56] And I think I sang that well. :D Or at least with heart! [20:37:59] Imma hum too! [20:38:03] d6x4 [20:38:03] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Nanette (d6x4) and gets a natural 2 for a result of 8. [20:38:07] If that counts. :| [20:38:11] You're not draconic. You might not be able to. [20:38:14] True [20:38:15] Unfortunately, you don't hum quite as well. [20:38:22] If you rolled a 15, I woulda given you it. [20:40:55] How high is the ceiling?) [20:41:10] Um... [20:41:18] d10+10 [20:41:18] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (d10+10) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 13. [20:41:21] 13 feet. [20:41:55] You guys got one action, if you all decide to burn it she'd probably notice reallyy easily. [20:41:59] Someone's gotta distract her. [20:42:01] Right... I think I shall take my spiked chain and my high athletics roll and hang these two from the ceiling where she won't notice. [20:42:20] gryph: Roll it! [20:42:38] d6x3 [20:42:38] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6x3) and gets a natural 1 for a result of 3. [20:42:42] FUCK ME! [20:42:43] That's not gonna do it. [20:42:50] And the tenticle monster would be glad to! [20:43:02] Not my type! [20:43:06] Can I retroactively have baked something? Or have some tasty treat? [20:43:11] Luck. [20:43:20] d6x3 [20:43:20] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Nanette (d6x3) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 18. [20:43:25] That'll do the trick. [20:43:34] Go ahead and distract her with sweets. [20:45:10] FYI. Aurixorn has expensive taste. [20:46:44] Can I use Will to force myself as hard as I can to fight the panic that's going through Aurelin's mind of getting her in trouble and get those corpses up outta here? [20:47:37] * Zegon thinks. [20:47:38] Yes. [20:47:44] d6x3 [20:47:44] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Aurelin (d6x3) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 12. [20:47:45] It's a good thing that love dart never hit Aurixorn. [20:47:53] ...also Zeg, that's disturbing. Very disturbing. [20:48:00] This is Maid. [20:48:03] You expected less? [20:48:06] When she gets OLDER. [20:48:11] EXACTLY [20:48:13] Hahaha. XD [20:48:21] * Aurelin JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS~ [20:48:28] I rest my case. [20:48:45] Also 12 should be good to haul corpse butt! [20:48:49] Yes! [20:48:52] You get a corpse up! [20:48:56] What about the other one? [20:49:10] Anything to attach the chain to nearby? [20:49:38] It's a chain, with spikes on it.! [20:49:57] But jamming it into the wall leaves the dungeon untidy! [20:50:02] You don't really need something TO attatch it to. [20:50:06] But there is that. [20:50:09] But we can come back for it! [20:50:16] When she can't see. [20:50:17] Unfortunately, there's not much there to attatch it to. [20:50:21] EAT IT [20:50:24] JUST EAT IT [20:50:31] I'm a vegitarian! [20:51:17] Hey, at least she's asking a succubus. [20:51:18] Nanette, I'ma gonna need a Cunning to get out of this. Or willpower if you tell her straight up. [20:51:31] She's... how old? [20:51:34] ...wait, she's getting The Talk from a succubus. [20:51:37] This can't end well. [20:51:41] XD [20:51:47] As for you other two, athletics to get that other corpse hauled up. [20:51:54] (Or something else if you can justify) [20:52:09] No, I think we'll just stash body number 2 next to number 1 [20:52:10] ... well, I think I got an ideaalready. Cunning anyway. [20:52:12] d6x2 [20:52:12] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Nanette (d6x2) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 8. [20:52:16] d6x3 [20:52:16] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6x3) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 18. [20:52:27] Nanette: *Technically*, she's probably around 20-30ish. But as far as dragons go, she's still 5-6. [20:52:27] ... Man dicy is bipolar tonight. [20:53:36] d6x2 [20:53:37] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (d6x2) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 6. [20:53:54] gryph: Up up and away! [20:54:18] Aurelin: Cunning plox. [20:54:28] And note Zeg, she's holding on to the chain while she's doing it so it doesn't drop. [20:54:36] d6x2 [20:54:36] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Aurelin (d6x2) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 8. [20:54:38] Yeah, this is mostly to hide it. [20:54:42] And you do a good job hiding it. [20:55:15] Dude, impale it on a couple of the spikes near the top. [20:55:16] Done. [20:55:28] Dem: You get her to believe you, but just barely, with some fantastic explaination. [20:55:56] Hooray. Let's see. [20:57:33] That's a cunning plan if I ever heard one! [20:58:52] d6 [20:58:52] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (d6) and gets a natural 2 for a result of 2. [20:58:57] Gain 2 favor, Nanette. [20:59:10] WHooo [20:59:35] And we did all the work too. :( [20:59:46] But that was so she'd NEVER KNOW! [20:59:56] Well yes! [21:00:48] Who's leading? [21:01:02] BEAR IS LEADING [21:01:07] Haku is leading [21:01:16] Okay! [21:01:30] This time I'm going to CUNNING my way out of traps. [21:01:32] Haku, roll me an athletics, plox. [21:01:39] d6x3 [21:01:40] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6x3) and gets a natural 1 for a result of 3. [21:01:44] ... WTF? [21:01:45] Hahaha. [21:01:54] I've rolled nothing but sixes and ones. [21:01:55] You can spend favor to retroactively raise that and not fall into the pit trap. [21:02:16] Uh, I don't have the 40 favor it'd take to raise that. [21:02:21] Any roll needed for that Zeg? Or can I catch up with the others? [21:02:28] Where did Aurelin get a spike? [21:02:29] Raise the roll, not the skill [21:02:34] Spiked Chain [21:02:35] Oh! [21:02:35] Right [21:02:37] Aurelin: No roll needed. [21:02:42] Yes, I'd like to roll a 2. [21:02:50] A six! [21:02:53] Okay! [21:03:05] d6 [21:03:06] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6) and gets a natural 1 for a result of 1. [21:03:10] ... For cheap too. [21:03:44] * Greg (Greg@75.38.64.162) has joined #D&D [21:06:46] Athletics to pull myself out? [21:06:51] Yes. [21:06:55] Do succubi fly? [21:06:59] d6x3 [21:07:00] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6x3) and gets a natural 2 for a result of 6. [21:07:14] THAT WASN'T A SIX DICY WHY YOU GOTTA PROVE ME WRONG!? [21:07:22] Well, actualy it was. [21:07:23] Not making any headway, but you're mantaining your balance. [21:07:29] Ones and sixes, all night x_x [21:07:46] Aurixorn's going to help, but with an athletics of zero she's probably going to wind up in the same position you're in. [21:07:50] Err, try to help. [21:08:42] Dem: Probably, if you've got wings. [21:08:48] Demons and devils typically do. [21:08:49] Right, I'm going to try again, BECAUSE MY MANLY (boyish) pride won't let me accept her help! Spending favor to raise whichever half the roll is lower to look good in front of her. [21:08:52] d6 [21:08:52] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6) and gets a natural 2 for a result of 2. [21:08:58] d6x3 [21:08:58] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6x3) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 9. [21:09:04] RAAAH! YOU PULL YOURSELF OUT! [21:09:05] A 12! [21:09:53] And grab her in the process, holding her close. Oniiichan [21:10:09] Or not. [21:10:11] Or you could do that. [21:10:28] Acutaly I like your idea better. [21:10:44] :D [21:12:03] Athletics check? [21:12:04] Oniiimoto-chan! [21:12:11] d6x3 [21:12:12] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6x3) and gets a natural 6 for a result of 18. [21:12:13] Yup, athletics! [21:12:16] * RDMgryphon cracks up [21:12:18] XD [21:12:20] d6 [21:12:20] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Nanette (d6) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 3. [21:12:22] ONES AND SIXES [21:12:34] Oh, Aurelin's already got a hold of her. [21:12:35] Sorry ladies. [21:12:48] Well, Aurelin, roll me something to steady her. [21:12:49] Hurray for forethought! [21:12:49] Damn, six went to waste. [21:12:55] [HOT BLOODED ANSWER!] [21:13:01] d6x2 [21:13:01] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Aurelin (d6x2) and gets a natural 2 for a result of 4. [21:13:05] Wee! [21:13:13] Now someone gets to grab me! [21:13:18] You keep a good hold. [21:13:22] Unfortunately, it's NOT on the wall. [21:13:30] Oh dear. [21:13:31] Can I use my 18 to save them? [21:13:36] Sure. [21:13:41] Sweet. [21:19:49] Roll me something to find the control panel. Or you can just fly/jump across. [21:20:00] Cunning! [21:20:03] d6x3 [21:20:04] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6x3) and gets a natural 2 for a result of 6. [21:20:07] A SIX! [21:20:14] Cunning here too. [21:20:17] d6x2 [21:20:17] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Aurelin (d6x2) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 6. [21:20:22] HA [21:20:24] Cunning! [21:20:29] d6x2 [21:20:29] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Nanette (d6x2) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 6. [21:20:34] HAHAHA [21:20:34] DOOOM [21:20:40] I AM STRENGHTENED [21:20:40] Add those up for a cumulitive [21:20:52] Affection to find it first? :D [21:22:00] That's not gonna work. [21:22:19] No? [21:22:20] So, you rolled 6, a 6, and a 6. [21:22:27] Affection won't help you find it first. [21:22:34] You do find a control panel! [21:22:41] It's over the middle of the pit. What genius did that? [21:22:44] That's either an 18 if we work together or going to summon a demon. [21:22:55] How do you activate the panel? [21:23:36] It's just a simple lever. [21:23:52] Hmm.. [21:24:02] Did we figure out how far I could fly or not at all wings too small? [21:24:06] Succbi can fly y/n? [21:24:13] Because I could chuck axe at it. [21:24:35] Or stones. Would rather chuck stones. [21:24:35] y [21:26:29] And the pit's floor fills in. [21:26:37] Too bad you didn't check to see if anything was inside. [21:27:02] Also, among the adventurer corpses earlier, if you checked, there was a +1 longsword and a suit of +1 chainmail. [21:27:20] The very first thing was looting the bodies. [21:27:40] Also, I will totaly yoink the sword because I left my chain behind. [21:27:44] Zeg: I did check if anything was inside. [21:27:58] [21:09:44] * Nanette looks to the bottom of the pit to see if there's anything notable down there [21:28:06] Oh. [21:28:13] Well, you didn't see anything down there. [21:28:48] 2d6 [21:28:48] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (2d6) and gets a natural 10 for a result of 10. [21:29:01] Haku and Aurelin each gain 10 favor, btw. [21:29:06] For saving the mistress. [21:29:22] Sweet [21:30:11] Putting yourself into peril helps! [21:32:35] I'mma Affection her [21:32:37] d6x4 [21:32:38] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Nanette (d6x4) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 12. [21:34:53] Wouldn't I do that too then? [21:35:34] * CCD (CCD@207.119.226.225.dyn.centurytel.net) Quit (Quit: ) [21:37:22] Poke [21:37:27] -> [nanette] PING [21:37:28] * Zegon knows. [21:43:15] * NeremWorld (AriD@71.123.158.215) Quit (Quit: ) [21:43:29] d6 [21:43:29] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (d6) and gets a natural 4 for a result of 4. [21:47:35] Oh Zeg. [21:47:39] Can I get a random event going? [21:47:40] :D [21:50:10] Aurelin: Sure! [21:50:35] d6 [21:50:35] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Aurelin (d6) and gets a natural 1 for a result of 1. [21:50:40] For dirt cheap! [21:50:59] 2 d6 [21:50:59] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (2 d6) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 4 3. [21:51:07] A Demon is Unsealed! [21:51:15] MY TOP! [21:51:16] XD [21:51:20] OH MY [21:51:21] HA! [21:55:09] DX [21:55:25] Hmm, it may be time to call it a night if the wacky has stopped flowing. [21:55:39] We've just begun [21:55:39] Ah, there we go. [21:55:40] Also, yes, given it's midnight here, I'm fine for calling it soon/now. [21:55:43] aw. [21:56:08] As Nanette was the one who rolled the event, I'll leave the details up to her player. [21:56:32] I didn't roll it. It was Aurelin! [21:56:36] Err, as Aurelin. [21:56:44] Now, demon could mean anything. [21:56:48] It could even mean Nanette! [21:57:22] Thus the origional joke in this chan. [21:59:55] Yes. :D [22:00:15] And yes I realize that choosing a fire demon as someone who's weak against fire is a bad idea. Why do you ask? [22:00:32] hahah [22:02:47] * Zegon snickers. [22:03:17] Hey, if they do show up, I'm going to get to use my maid power. [22:03:52] Which one is that? [22:04:12] Ice breath might be good too! :D [22:04:35] If I get hurt, I can add the ammount of stress to my next athletics roll. [22:04:55] The BEATINGS WILL COMMENCE! [22:05:55] XD [22:08:12] What race were the bodies anyway? [22:08:25] PUN POINTS TO DEMOTA [22:08:26] 2 d6 [22:08:27] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (2 d6) and gets a natural 1 for a result of 3 1. [22:08:27] Pinkskins all look alike tome [22:08:35] gryph: Human and Elf. [22:08:56] * RDMgryphon nods. [22:09:55] Elf's are delicious in barbeque sauce [22:10:00] They are! [22:10:03] We, do technicaly own the dungion! [22:10:04] Just ask Aurixorn. [22:11:19] That the mistress isn't supposed to be in really. [22:11:26] Probably [22:11:56] * NeremWorld (AriD@pool-71-123-158-215.dllstx.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #D&D [22:13:31] hahahaha [22:13:38] THE FUNNY FLOWS [22:13:55] ... Statler and Waldorf go to hell. [22:14:05] * Zegon doesn't really do good Statler and Waldorf. :( [22:14:10] aw [22:14:26] * Kizn (sharkface@70.104.189.130) has joined #D&D [22:14:51] * Kizn (sharkface@70.104.189.130) has left #D&D (Leaving) [22:20:03] hahahahahah [22:20:53] You're doing a fine Statler and Waldorf. [22:21:11] Yeah [22:21:54] I wanna play again tomrorow [22:23:04] d6 [22:23:04] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Zegon (d6) and gets a natural 5 for a result of 5. [22:23:16] Btw, you all take 5 stress from the heckling. [22:23:35] aaaa [22:24:06] d6 [22:24:06] * Dicesuke throws the bones for RDMgryphon (d6) and gets a natural 2 for a result of 2. [22:24:20] * RDMgryphon adds it to his next roll. o/~ [22:27:17] Hey, they heckled themselves! They should take stress too! D: [22:27:39] hahaha [22:28:50] They are. o/` [22:28:59] Unfortunately, their stress explosion is 'Heckling'. [22:29:02] hahahahahah [22:29:06] ....nice. [22:32:03] Anyone else wanna play tomrrow? :3 [22:32:22] I don't htink I'd be able to. Mini tomorrow. [22:32:27] aw [22:33:24] Mail order catalogs? [22:33:47] My stress explosion is shopping. That's HARD TO DO when you live in the middle of nowhere. [22:33:56] hahah [22:34:10] I'M GONNA MAIL ORDER ME SOME DRUGS [22:39:25] Smiling some Affection her way [22:39:27] d6x4 [22:39:28] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Nanette (d6x4) and gets a natural 1 for a result of 4. [22:39:29] :| [22:39:57] Spend some favor! [22:40:03] Bost that one! [22:41:39] Sure [22:41:46] How does it go again? [22:41:50] The spending favor to boost rolls [22:41:56] 1 on 1 basis? [22:42:01] 1d6 for +1. [22:42:13] 1d6 [22:42:13] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Nanette (1d6) and gets a natural 2 for a result of 2. [22:42:29] That turns it into a 5... [22:42:32] 1d6 [22:42:32] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Nanette (1d6) and gets a natural 3 for a result of 3. [22:42:34] 1d6 [22:42:34] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Nanette (1d6) and gets a natural 1 for a result of 1. [22:42:39] Nono. [22:42:45] Adding is done BEFORE multipliers. [22:42:52] So that +1 turns it into an 8. [22:42:56] aaah [22:42:59] Another +1 into a 12. [22:42:59] etc. [22:43:02] * Nanette nods [22:43:05] I'll make it a 12. [22:43:23] I'm not sure you can boost more than once. [22:43:29] Alright, 8, then [22:43:30]