Start of #MaidRPG buffer: Thu Sep 02 18:41:31 2010 [20:01:07] * Rowyn is now known as Aurelin [20:01:28] * WeightofTaki (RanDoMs@c-76-103-147-44.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #maidrpg [20:02:31] * WeightofTaki is now known as Haku [20:02:34] * Zegon (zegond@c-24-15-245-98.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [20:03:27] * Zegon (zegond@c-24-15-245-98.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #MaidRPG [20:04:14] milord i am a dragon (half) [20:05:35] Right. [20:05:44] I don't remember at all what we were doing. [20:05:57] We... heard a rumor that there was something in town? [20:07:38] Yes, the Pompus Penguin. [20:07:51] And there's a Dwarf staying with you now. [20:08:34] Yeah. And the halfling left for some reaosn [20:09:57] I'm magically AFK [20:10:21] Because you're all cRAZY? [20:10:23] And he wants some pie. [20:10:30] And he got pie, but wants more pie. Different pie! [20:10:39] haha [20:11:43] I'm not crazy! [20:12:24] [It's later in the day, just before lunch. You have let the halfling go, and the dwarf has stayed for reasons of his own accord. Maybe as reperation for causing issue, maybe for the hospitality you gave... probably for the eye candy of all the lovely ladies (at least the developed ones). Aurixorn is in good spirits right now, not super high but at least she's not breaking down and crying.] [20:12:58] [You may wish to discuss the situation over lunch and co-ordinate your next plan of attack on this investigation, or you may want to leap at the investigation right away.] [20:13:51] [Either way, Aurixorn will need to be fed, and the dwarf, Irontoe Stormshield, probably needs his own quarters.] [20:14:07] [Session Start!] [20:14:47] Hmmm.... heh heh... [20:14:54] So, shall we pay a visit to the town? [20:15:21] * Nanette stretches. [20:16:37] 00000000000000000000000000000000 [20:17:05] ( Hi matdu ) [20:17:08] juuuuuu [20:17:27] (That's not Matsu!_ [20:19:38] * Aurelin starts serving bowls of meaty stew substance. It looks...interesting. To say the least. But smells fairly tasty. There's enough for everyone, even the dwarf. "We probably are going to have to. The misrepresentation of the mistress's quarters cannot go unabated." [20:21:09] Oh, ab-so-lutely. [20:22:09] * Aurixorn hums to herself as she plays with her stew. Eventually she's flinging potatoes into the stew to sink the 'ships', which are the meaty lumps inside. "Kaboom!" [20:22:13] Which way to town? [20:23:06] * Aurelin sets down the last bowl and fiddles with her horns with a frown. "I'm not sure it'll be easy to just walk in to town though..." Is the dwarf with them? [20:23:59] [Did you let the dwarf know it was lunch time?] [20:25:06] * Aurelin straightens out her dress. "Our guest might know a bit more about it. I'll go get him. Err, her. It? Does any of us know?" [20:25:14] [Sure!] [20:25:18] [Okay!] [20:25:30] * Nanette goes to help Aurelin straighten out her dress. <3 [20:25:42] I think its a him. Momma always talked about dwarves and how they had shiny shiny things in their cities. [20:25:51] And how all of them are hims. [20:26:27] * Aurelin just stares at Nanette for a moment, getting redder as she goes along and then grabs her axe and pommels her casually on the head with it. [20:31:59] Owww! [20:32:10] Come on, Aureliiin. [20:32:19] It was just a bit of fun. [20:32:54] * Aurelin smiles maniacally and regrips her axe tightly, looking directly at Nanette. "Oh you don't want to *see* fun." [20:33:54] Oh, fun? What fun? I wanna see fun things! [20:34:32] * Aurelin then clears her throat and smooths her dress, replacing the axe calmly and going back into the calm, smile. "I'll go let our guest know the food is ready." She goes quickly to get him. [20:37:32] [Aurelin is able to quickly get the dwarf and bring him back to lunch. It's not hard, after all a dwarf's gotta eat.] [20:39:10] Oh, fun things... are you sure, mistress Aurixorn? [20:41:11] Of course! Fun things are fun, right? [20:41:18] Would you be coming with us? It might be dangerous...but it'd probably be interesting too. [20:41:29] * Aurelin then looks at Nanette nervously. [20:42:54] Towns! have you been to a town before? [20:43:39] Aye, ye ne'er been to a town? [20:44:12] * Aurelin tilts her head to the side. "Ne'er?" [20:45:52] Ne'er, ne'er. Ye ne'er heard a dwarf talkin'? [20:46:25] I've heard a dwarf do lots of things. [20:49:03] Not...really I guess. *smiles* Not really our job! [20:50:01] We mainly just keep people away from the manor. [20:50:33] Besides, I hear towns are dangerous! [20:51:09] Hahaha, dangerous if ye let'em be. If they were so dangerous, why would people be livin' thar? [20:52:33] I dunno. I've heard people say the dungeon is dangerous but people live *there* too. [20:57:34] Aye, so what'n ye be afraid of? [20:57:49] Oooh, will people stare at us? [20:58:01] * Aurelin turns red and stares at Irontoe. "Wh-who said I was afraid?" [21:00:21] * Aurixorn peeps at Aurelin. "Are you scared?" [21:00:53] * Aurelin turns even redder. "O-of course not! I'm just worried for your safety, Mistress!" [21:00:56] * Irontoe chuckles. "Dependin', maybe. Townfolk don' be likin' those different." [21:01:26] Am I different? Will they not like me? [21:01:43] * Nanette eats more of Aurelin's delicious cooking, tasting her love. [21:05:52] Oh, you cook wonderfully, Aurelin. [21:07:00] I-I...um... [21:07:11] * Aurelin blushes slightly, clutching her ax tighter. "Th-thanks." [21:14:56] Hmm, you be lookin' different than most. Maybe if'n ye have some cloaks t'hide the bigger features, it'd not be too bad? [21:15:37] * Aurelin pouts. "I'm pretty proud of my features though." [21:19:33] Well... maybe ifn' ya play tha part, ye could be like some helpless kids or somethin'? Most villagers are suckers for cute things that they don't think'll kill'em. [21:19:58] Oooh, yes. [21:20:45] * Aurelin looks at the dwarf and turns red again. "K-kid?" [21:22:50] * Nanette looks over at Aurelin. "Well, I'm 84.76% sure you've still got your cherry." [21:23:22] * Nanette thinks. "No. 84.763%" [21:23:55] * Aurelin blushes. She doesn't exactly know what Nanette meant, but there's something about the way she says it. "I like cherries..." she replies sheepishly. [21:24:33] Cherries are tasty! [21:25:55] Oh, they are delightful. [21:26:01] I've had my fair share of them. [21:26:53] Why would you count your cherries? [21:27:50] Yeah, I usually eat a lot of cherries. Or two on a sundae! [21:28:08] Aheh. I'll explain it later. [21:28:16] * Aurelin turns to the dwarf. "So you think you can get us in?" [21:36:04] Mmm, maybe. Ye may have to dress the part, though. Ah... I'm no expert in cuteness, 'mafraid. [21:36:46] I...uh... [21:36:58] * Aurelin points and blinks. "You think I'm cute?" [21:37:03] I can help you dress, Aurelin. <3 [21:37:20] * Aurelin comes back to her senses and pommels Nanette again. [21:37:21] ... I'm serious about this. In a totally non-suggestive way. [21:37:25] Owie! [21:37:50] The fact that you even have to *say* it like that... [21:38:09] I can't help it if I have an accent. <3 [21:38:43] * Aurelin rubs her head. "I need to teach you the meaning of the word "accent" it seems." [21:40:03] Uh, um... maybe Haku could help? Maybe she has spent some time with humans?" [21:40:24] Oh, of course! [21:40:37] * Aurelin seems to have completely forgotten that the dwarf never answered her question. [21:42:16] Yes! Haku! [21:43:54] Mr. Dwarf thinks we need some clothes, so maybe we should go to a wardrobe? There should be lots of clothing there! [21:44:16] Oh, yes. [21:45:34] With that one girl? [21:48:15] Uh, m-maybe? [21:49:31] * Aurelin grins. "You just liked her outfits, admit it." [21:49:54] * Aurixorn blushes. "Maybe a little." [21:50:15] * Nanette smiles and her eyes sparkle. "I love to play dress-up!" Not a single trace of accent there. Odd, that. She giggles a bit. [21:50:51] Let's go then! We can take Mr. Dwarf with us. Get him used to the castle. [21:51:56] What, really? Ye sure? Ah been workin' ta not get in trouble. [21:52:26] W-well, it's not really *my* decision but... [21:54:56] If you think he should come that's okay! [21:55:26] Hooray~ [21:56:00] * Aurelin blushes. "Th-thank you, Mistress Aurixorn. Your faith means a lot to me..." [21:56:54] * Aurixorn jumps up and hugs Aurelin. "Let's go let's go!" [21:59:19] * Aurelin laughs a little and lets herself get dragged off with Aurixorn. To adventure and clothing! [22:00:41] [Down the hall the adventurers go, eventually finding their way to the large wardrobe in the castle. Like before, it has closthing of all styles and shapes, in fact probably more than before, as well as some in men's varieties as well. Almost as if it was planning for the possibilities of new arrivals.] [22:02:27] Oooh, joy! [22:03:47] * Aurelin hmms. "There should be a proper cloak somewhere..." [22:03:53] Hee hee... look at all these clothes... oh! These shoes! [22:04:06] * Haku is in there talking to the ghost; her clothes... well, to start with everything has frills, and those have frills, and on them are the ribbons. "No, it's not that I think willow bark tea is canabalisim, it's the fact that it's like eating toenails that gets me." [22:05:13] [The ghost has been tending to the room, as well as entertaining Haku with some teatime. She nods to Haku in response as she floats up and handles one of the dresses on a higher rack.] [22:06:30] Oh, back home, we had the greatest shoes... made of blue silk, that tapered at the toes, and there were these beautiful amber beads near the ankles... [22:06:54] Well, yes, that is tr... Do you hear something? [22:07:10] Oh! H-hello Haku! [22:07:19] Oh, I had a dress, made of velvet... red velvet, and... oh! hi Haku! [22:07:25] * Nanette rushes forward to greet her. [22:08:16] There you all are! It's about time you came back for me! ... Please don't tell me you let the door close behind you. [22:08:55] Y'you've been stuck here this whole time? [22:09:47] Yes, with nobody to talk to but the ghost, and she's not exactly the best conversationalist. She's very good at making tea though. [22:09:51] Oh, Haku, I've missed you so much! [22:10:03] * Nanette takes hold of Haku's hands. [22:10:19] * Nanette does so without disrupting her tea, of course. htat'd be a waste of tea, and that'd be wrong [22:10:29] * Aurelin looks at Nanette, then at Haku. "Um...that might be a good thing, all considered." [22:11:17] [If anyone checks, the dwarf is standing at the door, keeping it open. That high wisdom score is apparently good for something outside of d20] [22:11:53] * Haku tries to pull her hand back. "There's a sun outside. It cannot possibly have been that much worse than being in here." She calls up to the ghost "Not that I minded the first couple of days!" [22:11:57] * Aurixorn whispers to Haku. "Nanette's been getting fatter." [22:12:37] [The ghost nods and smiles to Haku. She floats down and looks at you expectantly.] [22:12:42] Storeing up for winter? [22:13:26] Heeey. ;_; [22:13:38] I... just haven't been that... active, is all. [22:13:44] Succubi need a lot of exercise. [22:15:01] * Nanette grumbles. "And the only exercise I've been getting, he's been feeding me pies..." [22:15:39] * Haku waves at her. "I'll come back and visit again, but I am so very much not staying as long. And even I know that you're not supposed to just eat pie." [22:16:01] I wouldn't eat pie either. [22:16:28] I don't eat just pie. ;_; [22:16:47] [The ghost nods and waves. Seems she was happy just to have the company.] [22:16:48] * Aurelin tilts her head to the side. "Cake?" [22:16:55] Cake! [22:17:15] Besides, where's a girl supposed to get a decent workout? The halfling and Irontoe are nice, but they tire... [22:18:13] * Aurelin looks at Nanette, then looks at Irontoe. [22:19:39] I, for one, would try outdoors. [22:20:21] Outdoors, huh? [22:21:54] Eating cake outside! [22:22:02] There's nothing quite like the spring breese through your... okay you don't actually have branches or leaves, but you know what I mean right? [22:22:09] Mm.... cake... [22:23:02] It'll be so nice to be outside and free again. [22:24:57] So let's go! [22:24:59] Oh, yes... we were here for nice disguises. [22:25:06] To get to the town, you see [22:25:08] We're going there. [22:25:18] On your horns? [22:25:44] * Haku blinks. "Wait, what?" [22:27:24] Oh, she'll need a nice hat. [22:27:31] Or a minotaur disguise... [22:27:34] A tiny minotaur... [22:28:06] I don't think they like minotaurs anymore than dragons. Why are you going to the town? [22:28:38] Oh, yes. People started rumors that Lady Aurixorn was mean there [22:28:44] Field trip! [22:28:45] We're going there to dispel those rumors! [22:29:43] * Haku rubs her head. "What part of defending the house is that?" [22:29:52] Or to find the people who started them and let them know that what they did wasn't right. [22:29:53] Well, we got attacked by adventurers! [22:30:02] Who didn't pay [22:30:11] And they're just going to keep coming to the houes unless we squash the rumors. [22:30:12] Riiight. [22:30:39] That's why they came? [22:30:49] Oh, yes. <3 [22:30:54] Yes. For once, Nanette's actually right. [22:31:15] * Haku facepalms. [22:32:30] Thank you, Aurelin! [22:32:30] * Zegon (zegond@c-24-15-245-98.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [22:35:11] * Zegon (zegond@c-24-15-245-98.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #MaidRPG [22:35:20] That's... okay. How are we going to make Auri not mean? [22:35:29] And we're going undercover, like some super secret agents! Du du de duuuu! [22:36:04] * Aurixorn flaps her wings and makes, uh... her own sneaky music soundtrack? [22:36:05] * Nanette approahces Aurelin and gives her a big hug. And cops a feel. Carefully. [22:38:05] Okay, none of the huma... okay most of the humans I've ever met don't sound anything like that. [22:40:16] * Aurelin smacks Nanette with the flat of her axe. Harder this time. [22:42:28] * Zegon (zegond@c-24-15-245-98.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [22:43:59] * Zegon (zegond@c-24-15-245-98.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #MaidRPG [22:47:48] * Aurelin tenses first before smacking Nanette harder this time. "W-What are you doing?!?" [22:48:17] Owie! [22:48:32] * Nanette backs off. "One hundred percent." [22:48:37] ... No, I don't think that'll help. [22:49:31] * Nanette rubs her axe wound. [22:52:15] * Aurelin just stares at Nanette. "I-I-I..." [22:52:19] [The ghost is still waiting there for you to, well, give her some instructions. She probably has sweatdropped a couple times at this point, if she could.] [22:52:59] Oh, oh, miss Lady Ghost. Could you get Aurelin here a ... a... thing to look more... maybe halfling disguisey? [22:55:21] [The ghost thinks for a moment, then takes out a tape measure. She smiles demurely, then motions for Aurelin to assume the position so she can take proper measurements.] [22:56:00] * Aurelin looks at the ghost, then looks at Nanette, then back at the ghost "B-bu-but...I-I..." [22:56:42] * Aurelin looks about ready to cry for a moment, then timidly steps over towards the ghost. [22:56:58] * Nanette walks over to Haku, confused. "I don't get it... why's she mad?" [22:57:27] I think she's got something against being touched. [22:58:47] That's terrible! [23:00:17] [The ghost idly goes through taking her measurements, one by one, as people talk. When she's done she motions to Haku to measure her, then Nanette, and finally Aurixorn.] [23:01:03] * Aurelin tenses a bit here and there as the ghost takes her measurements, but ultimately gets through it. [23:01:40] * Nanette gets through the measurements easily, but seems bewildered by this new revelation. [23:03:10] [She looks at you, pointing at Nanette, then looks quizzingly at the other three of you.] [23:03:19] Heey, Haku, do you have something against being touched? [23:03:58] No, but licking me while I was stuck was way outta line. [23:04:22] * Haku looks up at the ghost. "I dunno, I never actually paid attention to what they were wearing past the colors." [23:04:23] She licked you? [23:04:31] Is Haku tasty? [23:04:45] Sh-she tried to grope me! [23:05:18] Oh, she was a bit cold at the time. But that's a good question. [23:05:53] Grope? What's a grope? [23:06:24] * Haku shrugs. "I don't think I taste good at all." [23:07:06] * Aurelin turns bright red. "I..uh..." [23:09:05] * Nanette wraps her arms around Haku from behind, then drags her tongue up her neck. [23:09:05] S'when you get touched where you don't wanta get touched. Which for Aurelin's probably everywhere. [23:10:17] * Aurelin gets teary eyed. "Hakuuuu, you too?" [23:11:09] * Haku pushes Nanette off of her. "Now isn't a good time either." [23:11:59] Ah, she tastes like willow bark... g...eh... [23:12:02] ... @_@ [23:12:43] * Nanette pulls out a box of cupcakes. Then another box of cupcakes. She hands one to Aurixorn without a word. Then starts chomping into her own [23:12:47] MMMPPH. [23:13:22] * Aurixorn giggles. "Maybe you shouldn't touch everyone like that. They don't seem to like it." [23:13:39] * Nanette nods. ;_; "Mpph" [23:13:52] * Haku blinks at Nanette. "Buh? I didn't. Why are you? Why is...." She looks up at the ghost. "Why are you the sane one?" [23:14:17] * The ghost shrugs. She's still waiting for something from the three of you excluding Aurelin. [23:15:09] * Aurelin just slumps down. [23:15:56] * Haku shakes her head to clear it. "Do you think this is okay for going to the town, or do you have something better for me?" [23:19:49] * Aurelin looks over at Nanette for a moment. "W-why *do* you eat so much?" [23:20:20] * Nanette chomps. "We're... built to take in a lot of energy, and burn a lot of energy." [23:20:43] * Aurelin just stares. "From cupcakes." [23:20:59] I think she just wants to get bigger. HUUUUUUUUGE! [23:21:09] From cupcakes. [23:21:19] * Aurixorn motions with her hands in a huuuuuge manner, and falls over backwards in the process, laughing. [23:21:24] ;_; [23:21:46] * Nanette looks to the ghost. "I'd like to just look attractive. Someone people might not mind touching them." ;_; [23:23:49] I...uh... [23:24:07] * Aurelin holds up a finger. "There's...more to touching someone than just being attractive." [23:24:25] Maybe you're being creeeeeeepy. [23:24:58] And where do you *keep* all those cupcakes? [23:25:07] * Aurelin is obviously fixated on the cupcakes. [23:25:19] In a box, of course. ;_; [23:25:21] * Nanette downs some more [23:25:26] Box of holding? [23:25:39] Bag of holding with boxes of cupcakes? [23:27:00] And where does she keep the bag of ho--wait. I don't want to know, do I? [23:27:23] * Aurelin focuses her eyes on Nanette's chest. [23:28:03] * Aurixon pokes at Nanette's chest of holding. [23:28:54] * Nanette looks to the girl. "I just want to look like someone people might want" ;_; [23:29:56] * Nanette sniffles, then puts the food away. [23:30:25] You're very nice looking, it's just that, well, I don't think you can teach me what I came here to learn. Sorry. [23:31:21] What *did* you come here to learn? [23:32:20] Uhm... how to deal with people actually and, uhm, live indoors. I've got the second on pretty down I think! [23:32:31] (on -> one) [23:33:10] So shouldn't that be a good reason to go to town? [23:33:18] * The ghost nods in agreement. [23:33:23] I *think* there's people there. [23:33:27] (To Haku's statement, not Aurelin's) [23:33:48] Well yeah, it's a great reason for me to go to town, but I don't know if it's a good reason for Auri to go! [23:34:03] Is the thing. [23:34:38] No, it's not. [23:34:47] But she insisted on wanting to go. Isn't that right? [23:35:41] Whee, town! Field trip! [23:35:58] I wonder if they have a petting zoo. [23:36:26] I'm sure they'll have lots of farm animals. [23:36:29] But I'm guessing that means you don't have much experience in town either. [23:37:18] Not in the least. I mean, there's a farm a couple of my sisters live on, so I know the humans who live there, but that's about it. [23:37:37] Th-that's more than me, I'm afraid. [23:37:43] * Aurelin looks a bit ashamed at that fact. [23:37:58] Oh, I know lots of ways to deal with people. [23:38:06] And not just touchin'. [23:39:20] * Aurelin looks at Nanette. [23:39:26] Why does that worry me *more*? [23:39:34] So, yeah I need going into town and not causing a huge mess clothes. Which I might be wearing. Silver's pretty popular, right? [23:41:34] [The ghost looks thoughtful for a few moments...] [23:42:53] I don't know, talking to people is funny. They like to say nice things to me. [23:42:58] * Aurixorn smiles innocently. [23:43:18] [The ghost motions for you to wait, and then floats away...] [23:43:22] That's good, I think. [23:43:23] Well isn't that a good thing? [23:46:39] Why wouldn't it be good? [23:46:48] [Session End! Maybe next time, you'll find out!] [23:47:23] NEXT TIME GADGET! NEXT TIME! [23:51:52] Good times? [23:52:09] Good times [23:52:30] I'm back in the game! End of #MaidRPG buffer Thu Sep 02 18:41:31 2010