Session Start: Thu Aug 13 00:00:01 2009 Session Ident: #MaidRPG 01[21:26:44] [The next morning, the doorbell rings. Twice. It's nice and early. Kentaro hasn't woken up yet, though." 01[21:27:04] [It's a cool day, but the sun is shining, and a few lazy clouds drift overhead.] 01[21:27:06] [Session Start] 06[21:28:16] * Suin gets to finishing the morning dusting and turns slightly at the doorbell ringing. She walks over, duster in hand and goes to open the door without comment. 06[21:29:49] * Delfini buzzes around outside the door. As she is now, she appears as a tiny glowing light with dragonfly wings 06[21:32:05] * Minato whistles and walks into Ken's room, not caring that he's probably not dressed yet. "Yo Kentaro! Wake up!" 06[21:32:58] * Tsumi 's a curvy young woman in a shiney new silver uniform with purple hair and equally shiney eyes. She's eyeing a scroll in her hands. "Why couldn't dad have been right when he said this place burned down?" 06[21:33:38] * Suin tilts her head to the side and watches the flitting without comment. 01[21:34:24] * Kentaro stirs awake. "Huh? Oh.... um... morning, Minato." [21:34:41] The characters continue to get stranger. 01[21:34:43] * He notices his state of not quite dressed and tries to cover himself. 06[21:35:17] * Delfini flies around Suin's head a few times "Hello hello hello! Is this the Kentaro residence?" 06[21:35:25] * Suin walks away from the door. Not inviting them in, necessarily. But the door's still open. [21:35:31] Yes. [21:35:37] "Yay!" [21:36:28] "Could you show me to him?" 06[21:36:50] * Delfini seems like a rather hyperactive little thing [21:36:54] Aww maa... er, I mean. Nice to meet you. I'll be working here starting today. No, you don't get a choice. I didn't get one either. *she smiles* 06[21:37:10] * Suin puts her hands in front of her as she walks away. "No." [21:37:50] "No? Why why why?" [21:38:02] It does not matter much. We have gotten an influx of maids of late. 01[21:38:18] * Kentaro yawns and says, in that terrible way people say things when they aren't fully awake, "Can maids and masters date, or is that against the rules?" [21:38:19] 'morning Ken! 06[21:38:22] * Tsumi follows Suin in. "Oh?" [21:38:28] Don't care, yo. 06[21:38:36] * Delfini buzzes around Tsumi's head 06[21:38:43] * Minato goes to Ken's closet and tosses him some clothing that she thinks'll look good on him. [21:38:46] The master is currently sleeping. Minato-san has taken the task of awakening him. You may meet him when he is awake. 06[21:39:38] * Tsumi absently swats at the bug and misses badly. "Ah. Huh. Okay." 06[21:40:15] * Suin glances at Tsumi for a moment. "Oh, and I feel your pain." 06[21:40:35] * Suin goes to close the door then walks to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. 01[21:40:38] * Kentaro groggily gets dressed. 01[21:40:49] Don't care? 06[21:41:15] * Delfini yawns "Is everybody here in need of an emotional pick-me-up, or is it just me?" 06[21:41:51] * Tsumi follows her. "Oh? You get called into this too?" 06[21:42:14] * Suin adds slightly pained. "It is my punishment." [21:42:42] "Nope! I was send here by my church to make the owner of this house, happy and content!" 06[21:43:14] * Minato shrugs. "Not really, yo. Your funeral though. Bet the other girls'd kill you if you tried anything. [21:43:17] " 06[21:43:28] * Tsumi stiffens and eyes the bug. "Church? Which one?" 01[21:44:08] Hm... I see. So, do we have anything planned for today? [21:44:20] The owner does not need to be content. The owner needs to do his job. [21:44:54] "The Holy Church of Zoamelgustav! May his followers be saved when he covers the world in blood and screaming!" *said as delightfully cheery as a brainwashed mind can alude to* [21:45:52] Oh, Phew. For a second there I was worried it was somebody with more than five followers. 06[21:45:55] * Suin looks at Delfini for a moment, and then to Tsumi. "She's not entirely sane, is she?' 06[21:46:50] * Tsumi looks down. "I'm related to worse. Don't ask how grandma got this gig." 06[21:46:59] * Suin goes to work in the kitchens, making breakfast for 5 people. [21:48:13] "I've come to bring happiness and serenity to this home! So everyone smile and chase Mister Darkclouds away!" 06[21:48:21] * Tsumi watches her with interest. "So... human food right? I'm going to have to learn how to make that arn't I?" 06[21:48:57] * Suin eyes Tsumi. "That tends to be what humans eat, yes." 06[21:49:45] * Tsumi nods. "Right. I'm doomed. Well, more doomed." 06[21:53:44] * Minato looks over Kentaro when he's done getting dressed. [21:54:15] Dunno, yo. 01[21:55:51] Mm... well, I guess I better head down. 01[21:56:03] * Kentaro heads down the stairs. He's a rather average-looking Japanese kid who looks very sleepy 06[21:56:46] * Delfini flits over to Kentaro and bows in the air [21:57:12] "Greetings! I am your new Fairy God Maid, Delfini!" 01[21:57:22] Wait, huh? ANother new maid? 06[21:57:50] * Tsumi starts to wave and then bows. "And I'm the demon maid who's supposed to oppose her or something. Nice to meetcha." 06[21:58:03] * Delfini flips upsidedown [21:58:09] It would seem your family agrees that they cannot leave you alone. 01[21:58:20] How many are there supposed to be? 06[21:58:22] * Suin concentrates on the kitchen. 01[21:58:32] And why're you so tiny? [21:58:45] "You don't want another maid? I can be a Fairy God Female Live In Houseworker if you wish?" [21:58:55] "Oh!" 06[21:59:08] * Delfini changes to full size and falls on her head 06[21:59:32] * Minato jumps down the stairs. "That's way too long, yo." 06[21:59:33] * Delfini pops back up "I can compact for storage!" 01[21:59:44] HOw'd you do that? @_@ [22:00:04] "Maaaaaagic!" *traces a rainbow in the air* [22:00:19] ... I'm not sure I like the implications of something that pathetic being my rival. 01[22:00:19] What else can you do? [22:00:31] "Ummmmm" 06[22:00:48] * Delfini pulls out a deck of cards [22:00:58] "Pick one!" 01[22:01:05] * He thinks. Then draws one. 06[22:01:27] * Suin keeps stirring some nice fresh omelettes. She does not sing Tsukkuri Mashou, Tsukkuri Mashou~ as she does it. [22:01:31] "Is your card...the two of spades?" 01[22:02:31] Um... it's the Tower. And the Lovers, inverted. 06[22:02:58] * Suin serves up breakfast. [22:03:34] "...that's funny" 06[22:03:38] * Tsumi facepalms. "So doomed." 06[22:04:20] * Suin clears her throat. "Breakfast." [22:04:32] "Breakfast!" 01[22:04:45] I'm never gonna get a girlfriend.... oh! Breakfast. [22:06:55] "Theres that lingering glum feeling again..." 01[22:07:57] * Kentaro takes a bite! :D 01[22:08:00] D: 06[22:08:20] * Delfini blinks 06[22:08:25] * Tsumi tilts her head. "Is he supposed to do that?" 06[22:08:36] * Suin watches Kentaro's reaction with the same calm cool expression that she always has. That Kentaro has probably learned to fear by now. [22:10:06] How's the food, yo? 01[22:10:17] It-it-it's okay. [22:10:33] "Ooh ooh! Let me try!" 06[22:10:38] * Delfini tastes [22:12:45] "Tastes like...suffering...!" 06[22:13:11] * Tsumi picks up some with her fingers and tries a bit, she finishes by licking her finger clean. "Nah, suffering's got a sharper flavor it it." [22:13:21] Perfect. That is the flavor I was going for. [22:14:18] Needs more... 06[22:14:34] * Tsumi waves her hand vaugly and then tries another bite. "Pain." 06[22:15:40] * Suin goes over and tastes a bit of the omelette, chewing it for a bit before swallowing. "Ah. I think I see the problem." [22:15:53] "Can it be fixed?" [22:16:23] I accidently mixed a bit of my poison recipe in here instead of the spices. I apologize. 01[22:16:38] * Kentaro drops to the ground. x.x [22:16:46] "P-p-p-p-poison!?!" [22:16:49] Don't worry. It is most likely not fatal. 06[22:16:57] * Suin goes to clean up as if nothing happened. [22:16:57] Ah, going for the slow burn I see. 06[22:17:02] * Tsumi nods. [22:17:20] Maybe this'll be more like home than I thought. 06[22:17:51] * Tsumi jerks her thumb at Kentaro. "Where does that go anyway?" [22:18:23] He is not dead. If he were, there would be far more frothing. 06[22:18:41] * Delfini falls over 06[22:18:50] * Delfini twitches [22:19:32] "I can't see! I'm blind!" [22:20:14] ... I may regret asking this, but have you tried opening your eyes? 06[22:20:21] * Delfini opens them [22:20:28] "Oh!" 01[22:21:29] * Kentaro slowly gets back up. He takes another bite of the eggs. "Mm. Tastes... okay... Suin..." *thud* 06[22:22:39] * Suin blinks at Kentaro strangely. "Well. He is getting more loyal at least." [22:22:40] "Is that noble or...something else?" 06[22:23:05] * Tsumi beams. "It's like I never left home." [22:23:19] I believe I shall carry him back to bed to recover. 06[22:23:36] * Suin goes over to pick Kentaro up and take him back to bed. 06[22:23:52] * Tsumi follows Suin again. 01[22:23:56] * Kentaro is pretty light. 06[22:25:14] * Suin carries him upstairs to his room and lays him in the bed. "We will have to undress him." [22:25:29] "Lemme! Lemme!" 06[22:25:58] * Tsumi eyes Delfini. "Yourgod isn't one of the sticklers for purity, is he?" [22:26:23] "Nope! Procreate and be merry!" [22:26:37] ...Kentaro will love you. [22:26:57] Be careful what you wish for though. [22:27:19] Now there's a flavor of crazy I don't get at home. [22:28:42] "Now...which end shall I start from?" [22:29:27] Why don't you start in the middle. [22:31:19] "Middle?" 06[22:31:55] * Delfini pokes Kentaro lightly 01[22:32:06] Wah. @_@ [22:32:21] I did tell you he was not dead. [22:33:05] "Okay how bout I grab his pants and one of you grab his shirt and we'll pull and toss!" [22:33:32] We do not have to do it if he is awake. 06[22:34:13] * Tsumi doesn't seem to be paying attention to the current proceedings. "Hmm, if he does die... I'll probably have to drag him back anyway. That's no good. Maybe I can get his soul imprisioned in something..." [22:34:16] "Oh yeah! Are you awake, Mister Kentaro?" 01[22:35:09] Huh? nngh... 01[22:35:30] * While technically awake, he doesn't seem to be all there. 06[22:35:35] * Suin tilts her head towards Tsumi slightly. "Soul what?" [22:35:40] "Are you up to stripping or do you need assistance?" 06[22:36:23] * Delfini looks up 01[22:36:23] Huh? Strip what? [22:36:35] "You're not getting his soul while I'm around!" 06[22:36:37] * Tsumi blinks. "Ah! Er. Nevermind. Demon contract stuff. Pretend you didn't hear any of that." [22:37:08] I...see. And you were hired on, yes? [22:37:51] Well, technically my grandmother was highered on, but that was ages ago. [22:38:05] "Right! Lessee, if I start with the pants then the shirt..." [22:38:17] I got stuck with it because my entire maternal line has better things to do. 06[22:38:26] * Delfini pulls out a calculator [22:38:56] But technically, if nobody is living in the house, I can go home. [22:39:19] I see. [22:39:42] I'm afraid I cannot allow him to die. Anything else you do with him is as you wish. [22:39:49] "Oh to heck with it! Put the patient on the bed!" 06[22:40:36] * Tsumi rubs her chin. "Well that's just the easy option. I could... convince him to move out?" 06[22:40:53] * Delfini throws a sheet over Kentaro then waves her magic wand [22:41:07] Not unless he is able to learn how to be a master first. [22:41:19] Also, you may wish to stop your friend from traumatizing him further. [22:41:52] Me? Friends with that idiot bug? [22:42:06] "Hocus pocus, flippy flam, a razzamataz, let the clothes be off! KABAM!!" 06[22:42:21] * Suin shrugs. "You arrived at the same time." 01[22:42:51] * There is indeed a kabam. 01[22:45:10] * THere's a "whoosh". Is Kentaro unclothed? 06[22:45:37] * Tsumi brushes some imaginary, or not so imaginary dust depending on the size of the kabam, off of her bust. "I belive the term is going to be rival, because as many points as seducing a follower of a god will get me, I do have some standards." 01[22:47:38] * Only one way to check. [22:48:09] Just as long as the house is not destroyed. It would be a horrible mess. 06[22:49:21] * Tsumi sighs. "That's the clause right after no killing anybody near the house grounds either." 06[22:50:21] * Delfini looks under the sheet [22:50:24] And if he leaves the grounds? 01[22:50:41] * Kentaro appears more appropriately clad for winter. [22:50:52] "Oops!" 01[22:50:54] * Winter in a blizzard. [22:50:56] That depends... does he own the house? 01[22:50:58] * In the north pole. [22:52:08] I believe so. That or his parents. [22:53:28] Can't harm him directly. [22:53:47] "Well that...is strange" [22:54:24] On the other hand, leaving him in the same room as ... Hey Bug, what's your name? [22:54:57] "My name is Delfini!" [22:55:14] "And I am not a bug, I am a fairy!" [22:55:21] Right. Leaving him in the same room as Delfini should be fine. 06[22:56:50] * Delfini gets to work undressing Kentaro...manually [22:56:53] Ah. So you plan to slowly drive him insane. [22:58:52] That is the current plan. Of course I could just go with yours, turn him into a great master of somethig and then the two of you could run off together to some other house. [22:59:26] ...why would I wish to run off with him? He is an idiot. 01[22:59:46] * Delfini undresses him... manually. 01[23:00:00] * She gets an eyeful. But at least he didnd't kabam this times. 01[23:00:03] (-s) 06[23:00:19] * Suin bows slightly. "Excuse me." She throws a kunai by Delfini's wings. [23:00:31] So you could find a tall cliff to let him fall down? 06[23:00:40] * Delfini ducks [23:00:53] "Eeep!" 01[23:06:56] [Just then, a hole explodes in the roof.] 01[23:06:58] [Session End] Session Close: Fri Aug 14 00:00:00 2009