Start of #MaidRPG buffer: Thu Nov 13 21:13:36 2008 [18:49:14] [Last time, on Maid...] [18:50:00] [The maids of the house took the master out on a picnic, but it suddenly started to rain. They all got inside as quickly as they could, but Fumiko got struck by lightning. WHen they got home and bathed, they discovered Fumiko's I/O port on her belly was missing.] [18:50:13] [It must have been stolen by the lightning.] [18:50:37] [After Amaterasu checked on the Master real quick, they went out to recover Fumiko's stolen bellybutton] [18:50:40] [Session Start] [18:52:18] * Fumiko remains hiding in the bush like last time [18:52:20] * Bridgit is dressed in purple raingear to match her chain-hung purple maid uniform and is crouching behind a large rock, waiting for their quarry to show up. [18:53:12] * Amaterasu is, um, acting as bait for the lightning? Gulp. [18:53:49] * Mamie isn't so much hiding as simply doing her best to look harmless under her navy blue poncho. [18:56:23] * The sky starts to grow dark, and rain begins to fall. Suddenly, in the sky, there's a bright flash and a bolt of thunder lances down... [18:56:46] * Mamie tries to make with the interception! [18:57:07] * Amaterasu is dressed in a navy-blue pancho too. She cries and ducks as the lightning arcs down. [18:57:21] * Bridgit bolts forward, her wings beating furiously. [19:02:08] * Mamie grounds the god of lightning with Bridgets chain, preventing him from further embarasing her coworks with stolen bellybuttons. "And just what do you think you're doing?" [19:02:51] * Fumiko shoots a net at him out of bad timing [19:04:35] * The god of lightning is tied up in the chain. He has a large sack slung over his shoulder, and that awesome ring of drums at his back. "Hey! It's not like anyone uses them for anything." [19:05:03] "I do! I need mine to access the internet!" [19:06:03] * He eyes Fumiko. "Really." [19:06:22] "Uhuh..." *looks at him with innocent eyes* [19:06:42] * "Isn't everything wireless these days?" [19:07:07] "Nope" *eyes get cuter looking* [19:07:12] They're very important! I, um... I don't know why, but it's important to me. [19:07:22] I'm pretty attached to mine, personally... [19:07:40] * Mamie nods. "And even a normal person person, such as myself, would be infuriated to lose a part of myself with no compensation. Without a belly button, no person is complete." [19:07:49] "Really" *eyes enter puppydog mode* [19:08:33] * Bridgit blinks at Mamie. "You'd part with yours if you were compensated?" [19:09:29] * He looks at Fumiko. "Nuh uh. I need this more than you do." [19:09:46] Perhaps, but I'm not sure even a god could afford it. [19:10:04] * Fumiko starts praying "Oh kamisama! Why has this big meanie taken my bellybutton and won't give it back? Please help me do something and forgive him for his selfishness" *goes on and on and on* [19:10:05] * Bridgit taps her lip thoughtfully. [19:11:50] * Raiden crosses his arms. "So you going to let me go, or what?" [19:12:17] * Mamie edges away from Fumiko and smiles at Raiden. "As soon as her bellybutton is returned." [19:12:45] * Fumiko continues in a horribly tearful manner "...why kamisama!?! I've done nothing wrong! Forgive this meanie for his meanieness and forgive him for selfishly stealing bellybuttons even though he probably doesn't know why! Forgive him for being ugly and a jerkface and please forgive him for hitting people with lightning..." *continues on and on* [19:13:07] Please just do this nicely, we're not asking for much. [19:13:39] * He grumbles... "Fine, it's in the bag." [19:13:40] * Bridgit puts a comforting hand on Fumiko's shoulder. [19:16:58] * Fumiko continues to pray quietly [19:17:36] * Mamie walks over Raiden and *adjusts* the chains a bit so he can move his right arm. "Unfortunatly you're going to have to replace it yourself. I hope you don't mind the inconvienience too much." [19:18:46] "OH Kamisama! Please let this sinner see the light and show us how to replace my bellybutton or at least write us up a detailed instruction manual..." [19:19:26] * He opens up the bag with one hand and reaches in without even looking inside. He pulls out a little tiny void in space. "Yeah, okay. Here. Just push it into her belly, it'll be there just like she was born." [19:19:46] Let's see if it's the right one before we let him go. [19:20:21] * "Can YOU tell one navel from another? I didn't place you as a connisseur of bellybuttons." [19:20:40] Well, Miss Fumiko's is special, remember? She uses it to connect to the 'Net. [19:20:45] * Mamie takes it. "I'm not sure if Fumiko-chan was born, but we shall see if this works." She walks over to her. "Fumiko, Fumiko-chan? I have you bellybutton to return. Your prayers have been answered." [19:20:46] It's... different. [19:20:48] * "An enthusiast of umbilicus." [19:21:05] "Yay!" [19:21:11] * Fumiko wipes her eyes [19:21:46] I need to see your belly to replace it. [19:21:47] * Bridgit fishes around in her pocket and pulls out a tissue, which she hands to Fumiko. [19:22:34] "Thank you!" *dabs her tears away* [19:23:09] * "You people wouldn't know how to appreciate them anyway and you never use them for anything. They serve absolutely no purpose, lyet they'rethere, in the middle of things, stnading proud in an otherwise featureless expanse of flesh!" [19:23:29] "Ummmm..." looks at her dress for a way to show her belly without exposing her underwear [19:23:56] * Mamie leads Fumiko to the other side of the rock Bridgit was hiding behind. [19:24:11] * Fumiko follows [19:25:40] * Mamie speaks softly. "Now that nobody can see you, let's get this back into place, yes?" [19:25:51] * Fumiko lifts up her dress [19:26:17] * Mamie presses the thing in her hand to Fumiko's belly! [19:26:21] "Please...be gentle" [19:27:50] * Mamie is as gentle as she can be, but there's only so much one woman can do. [19:28:28] "Oooooh! Aaaaah! Teehee!" [19:28:32] * The little gap in space presses against her belly, and forms a small protrusion. [19:29:19] * Fumiko is not supposed to be an "outie". [19:29:45] "Waaa!?!" [19:29:55] "I think you put it on wrong" [19:30:24] * Mamie frowns. "Oh dear, are you sure this is yours?" [19:30:46] * Amaterasu peeks in, looking. "I'm... I don't know. What does your belly button look like?" [19:31:02] "I know I'm an innie" [19:32:23] * Mamie rubs her head. "Hmm, either Raijin-sama has given us the wrong one, I've put it in backwords, or I need to push harder." [19:33:35] * Mamie peers at it for signs of being a USB port. [19:34:04] Is there any there that looks like a computery type thing? [19:34:51] * It doesn't APPEAR to be one. At least, at first glance. It is a little ovaloid, you might be able to have pressed a cord in if it were an innie... [19:36:35] * Mamie reaches out with two fingers. "Pardon my intrusion." And then she pushes firmly against the bellybutton. [19:36:51] "Eeeeee!" [19:40:03] * Amaterasu peers under the dress to see what's going on. "Are you sure it's supposed to go like that?" [19:43:00] * The outie becomes an innie, and Mamie has discovered the secret to turning outie freaks into normal members of society. [19:43:13] * Fumiko blinks [19:43:55] * Mamie removes her fingers from Fumiko's bellybutton. "There, that looks better." [19:44:43] "Yay! Now we can go back to helping Master!" [19:45:01] * Mamie smiles. "Yes." [19:46:11] * Mamie then walks around to the other side of the rock to face the god of thunder. "Now, I hope you've learned your lesson and won't get caught doing this again." [19:46:26] * "Oh. Yeah. Definitely won't get caught." [19:46:39] "Ummm, I think you worded it a little wrong" [19:47:12] * "What do you mean?" [19:47:25] "I was talking to Big-sis" [19:48:55] * Mamie thinks about this for a moment. "Mhm... Yes. But I did say I'd let him go after he returned yours. And it wouldn't be very fair to make him promise to never do it again after we'd already gotten what we wanted, now would it?" [19:48:58] Hey hey, don't go doing this again. You'll make us all cry, and nobody wants that to happen. [19:49:56] "Just don't do it to us again. Pleeeeeeeez!" looks at Raiden with big puppydog eyes [19:51:16] * He grumbles. "Fine, I'll stay away from here." [19:51:44] "Thank you very much" [19:51:50] Good. Thank you Raiden-sama. [19:52:02] * "Now let me go!" [19:52:54] * Mamie bows and then walks to his other side, tugging on a few ropes and the chain as she does so, without warning it all comes loose and falls to the damp grass. "There you go." [19:53:20] * Fumiko bows as well [19:53:29] * "Alright, thanks." He flies off. *whoosh* [19:53:58] "Byeeeeee!" waves [19:55:05] * Amaterasu bows to Raiden. "Thank you." [19:58:25] Let's go home. [19:58:34] * Fumiko nods [19:59:12] * Mamie gathers up her cords, returning most of them to her outfit. [20:00:41] * Mamie then leads the way home. [20:01:08] * Amaterasu sniffs the air and goes home. [20:01:21] * You return to the mansion without incident. [20:03:06] * Mamie shakes out her rain gear and then steps in. "Master, we've returned! Are you feeling better?" [20:03:52] * You hear voices upstairs. [20:03:56] * THey don't sound like the Master. [20:04:01] * Fumiko runs upstairs [20:04:03] Ara? [20:04:23] * Mamie hurries, but has no hope of beating the teleporter there. [20:04:54] * Amaterasu vanishes and beats everyone else there. [20:06:42] * The Master is lying in bed and looking groggy. And annoying. Specifically, at a pair of men in robes, talking at him and reading out of books. "So, if you'll make a reasonable donation to our church, ... oh, hello. Who are you?" [20:07:30] "Oh no! Door-to-door Missionaries!" [20:07:47] * Mamie smiles at them. "We're the masters maids, and as you can see, he's not feeling very well. Perhaps you could come back at a later time?" [20:09:16] Excuse me, I would like to ask you to leave. [20:09:25] In fact, I insist. [20:10:55] * One of them frowns. "Oh, that's a shame. Come on, let's go." [20:11:05] * The two of them then walk out of the house, leaving Master alone [20:11:10] Good day! [20:11:13] Are you feeling okay master? [20:11:37] * Mamie follows them out, to make sure they don't get lost in the mansion. [20:11:50] * Amaterasu turns to master and sits down next to him on his bed. [20:11:58] "Well that was easy. Almost too easy" [20:12:03] * The phone rings [20:13:57] * Mamie picks up the phone in the front hall. "Hello?" [20:15:53] * "Ah, hello again. We're from the Church of Awesome Space God. We're wondering if you might consider donating some money to our church to help get our charity drive off the ground. And convert to Awesome Space Deism." [20:18:12] I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we've already had our divine intervention for the day. Good luck with your charrity drive. [20:18:37] * "WAs it an awesome space intervention?" [20:20:25] Not particulalry, no. But it would be awesome of your space god to let the people of this house rest peacfully. [20:22:00] * "Alright. We'll check back at a later time. May Awesome Space God Bless You Awesomely. In Space." [20:22:45] * Amaterasu leans closely to master. "What were those men in cloaks looking for?" [20:22:56] Good day. [20:22:59] * Mamie hangs up. [20:23:13] Do you know anything about the awesome space god? [20:23:22] * Bridgit rejoins the maids after cleaning off her raingear and making herself presentable again. [20:23:49] (Oh, whups, I'm in the wrong room to ask Amaterasu) [20:24:26] "Is Master okay?" [20:24:47] Who was that on the phone? [20:25:53] The church of the awesome space god. He sounds like a nice person, but we've already had enough gods today, don't you think? [20:26:50] * Amaterasu is still looking for an answer on weather master is okay, or even for him to respond. [20:26:55] Yes, quite. [20:27:06] ( Whoops, sorry ) [20:27:27] * The master looks up at Amaterasu. "Oh... yeah, I'm okay. They just came in here and started talking and it was so boring..." [20:28:35] * Amaterasu nuzzles master, then kisses him on the forehead. "There there, just get some rest." She gets up and turns to Fumiko. "He's okay, just tired." [20:29:14] "Oh? Then I'll leave to let him get some rest" [20:31:04] * Fumiko gives Master a kiss on the forehead before leaving [20:32:59] * Mamie heads up the stairs to see Fumiko leaving the masters room. "How is he?" [20:33:28] "He's just tired. I'm gonna leave him alone while he rests" [20:33:43] * Mamie nods. [20:34:04] * Bridgit follows Mamie up the stairs. "That sounds fine. I guess I'll start preparing dinner." [20:34:24] * Amaterasu asks softly: "Do you need anything else master?" [20:34:33] * Bridgit heads to the kitchen to begin prepping ingredients. [20:34:40] That sounds like a wonderfull idea. [20:35:33] "Let me help too" [20:35:44] Sure! The more the merrier. [20:35:53] * Fumiko follows Bridgit to the kitchen [20:36:04] * The master looks over at Amaterasu. "Umm... well, one thing... if you're okay with it right now." [20:36:49] * "Though... I think I might just want to rest right now." [20:38:14] * "Maybe tonight, though. Unless you want to..." [20:38:16] * Amaterasu bows. "Whatever you wish, Master." [20:40:08] * "Just one question, though. I know we started out... well, just experimenting, and I took your... well... but what do you think about me?" [20:40:26] * Bridgit chops up veggies, cleans out fish, and marinates meats in blissful ignorance. [20:40:47] * Fumiko helps in equally blissful ignorance [20:41:15] * Mamie does her best not to break anything as she fetches ingredients for the other two. [20:41:46] * Amaterasu smiles softly at him. "If I didn't, I would never have been here with you." [20:45:08] * Bridgit cheerfully works with her fellow maids in preparing a truly resplendent repast of epic proportions, including a beautifully presented lamb roast, herb-crusted fish, and steamed vegetables with melting butter hearts. [20:46:44] It looks and smells wonderful, girls! Thanks so much for your help. I'm sure Master will be so pleased to come to dinner. [20:48:09] * Mamie smiles. "Excellent work Bridgit, I'm glad it turned out well." [20:48:21] * He smiles. And blushes a bit. "Ah... well.. I'm feeling a bit better now." [20:49:04] "It came out great!" [20:49:55] If he's not tired anymore, maybe he'd like to eat now, while the food's still hot. [20:50:05] * Amaterasu smiles and licks master's face. "After all, I'm loyal to you and nobody else." [20:52:32] * He blushes. "I... have to admit I didn't feel this way when we started. I was just... feeling curious. I felt a bit bad like I was using you, but I guess you were okay with it..." [20:59:09] I was surprised at first, but I'm happy you're happy, master. [21:01:25] * "Ah... thanks. Maybe... well, this is a bit.. weird, especially right after this, but... I've been noticing some of the other girls look kind of... pretty. I mean, I feel a.. connection to you, but I was wondering if you're okay with..." [21:02:32] * Amaterasu sighs. "It's something special we share. I gave it to you, and you gave it to me. If you wish to share it, you can, but with each other person, it gets less special." [21:02:58] If you wish, you can, but... [21:04:11] * Bridgit heads up the stairs to see if Master wants some dinner. [21:04:25] * He nods. "I think I'll probably just keep my hands off them, then... ... I'm really really in the mood right now. But... let's wait. Maybe tonight." [21:04:58] * Fumiko follows Bridgit [21:05:24] * Bridgit reaches the master's bedroom door and knocks politely. "Master?" [21:05:33] * Mamie tags along, and not just because she can't be trusted to set the table herself. [21:05:44] * "Ah.. hello? Bridgit?" [21:05:58] * Amaterasu nods and smiles. [21:06:18] Yes, Master. We were wondering if you'd like some dinner! [21:06:52] * Amaterasu gets up. "Oh, dinner is ready. Are you well enough to go downstairs?" [21:07:04] * "Oh... that sounds good. I'll be right there. Just wait a minute." [21:07:27] Of course, Master. We'll be downstairs waiting for you and Miss Amaterasu. [21:07:48] * Bridgit heads back downstairs, none the wiser. :) [21:07:48] * Amaterasu gets up and gets Master presentable. [21:08:03] * Fumiko follows big sister Bridgit [21:08:15] [Session End] End of #MaidRPG buffer Thu Nov 13 21:13:36 2008