Session Start: Wed Jun 17 00:00:00 2009 Session Ident: #MaidRPG 01[20:33:34] [Last time...] [20:33:46] (And a money bin) 01[20:34:43] [It WAS a great morning] 01[20:34:58] [Then jsut as Xivilai was about to eat breakfast, her mean old sister showed up and started TAKING ALL THE SUGAR] 01[20:35:04] [We begin with our heroines in hot pursuit!] 01[20:35:06] [SEssion STart] 01[20:36:37] * Another maid, Annette, is woken by the sounds 06[20:40:35] * Xivilai screams. "My evil stepsister is stealing all the sugar! To arms! Or legs! Or creepy tentacle-things!" 06[20:41:10] * Annette rubs her eyes from her room and sits up in her bed with all the sound. She's a short teenage looking maid with a currently groggy appearance, messy golden hair, and grey eyes. She's currently not in her uniform, but a pink nightgown. She looks a little paler than normal and yawns, exposing her enlarged pointed canines as she steps out of the room. "Huh? Wha--?" She turns her head slowly as Xiv zooms past. 06[20:41:57] * Maribel chases down the hall, running on her two feet now instead of going all-fours. For those not with us before, she's a dragon, but in a humanoid form (retaining horns, ear-horns, tail, wings, and to a lesser extent claws). "Stop her!" 06[20:43:41] * Annette looks suddenly more alert. "Stop her! W-w-wait! I..." She dashes back in her room and gets dressed in record time, bursting out of her room and running after the group, trying her best to keep up! 06[20:43:44] * Xivilai runs down the hallway towards the heist, hair ablaze and currently wearing a fire-resistant bedsheet that's kept on more by wind resistance than anything else. 01[20:47:56] * Xivilai, Annette, and Maribel arrives to see Faydra in the kitchen. She finishes tossing another box of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs into her weird flying device. "Looks like it's time for me to go. Let's see how you do without your precious sucrose! [20:48:36] No you don't! 06[20:49:11] * Annette poses and points at Faydra. "Unhand the sugar fiend! For you face the furious maids of the grand ship H.M.S. Spastic!" She throws her arm high up in the air. 06[20:49:35] * Annette looks at Xiv for a moment, then at Faydra. "-Andalsoitsmaster" [20:50:26] Well spoken, Annette! [20:50:48] I'm sick and tired of you coming here and mooching, Faydra! And also the pirate raids! [20:51:12] Yeah! Get your own sugary treats! [20:51:46] I know you've got the money! You're still getting allowance from Daddy! [20:52:08] Go get your own! Don't steal ours, you big meanie! [20:53:36] Err, don't steal the Spastic's! [20:53:47] Now I'ma count to three, and then I'm going to blow you up with my violent and horrible magic! [20:54:04] You'd better apologize and give back the food before then! 01[20:54:09] * Faydra hops in the clown copter and starts to rev it up. 06[20:54:37] * Annette throws her hand on the ground and works on the chant to summons a demon. "Belgar! Hold her down! 06[20:57:40] * Maribel concentrates her mind, pulls her palms back, mutters the incantation tenderly, opens her eyes a moment later, eyes someone she doesn't like (Faydra), then unleashes her annihilation of love! In the form of RAYNEBOW LASERS. 01[21:04:06] * Faydra gets pinned down by a big old demon, and hit by a laser! Waaah! [21:05:18] [A big pillar of light appears and Belgar, a huge horned demon with red skin and beefy muscles comes out. He lumbers towards Faydra and holds down the clowncopter so that Maribel can get a good shot, giving a snort of smoke as he goes.] [21:09:14] Hey, nice. 01[21:10:04] * The clowncopter starts to spark. 01[21:10:13] * But it's still fighting 06[21:20:33] * Xivilai wiggles her fingers and throws a firey blast of flaming fire, which is hot and burny, about ten feet to the left of Faydra, incinerating the upholstries on the wall. She sighs and says, "Dammit, not again." 06[21:21:24] * Annette bears her fangs and reaches down slightly as she eyes Faydra. "You're not getting away!" She tries to leap up to the clowncopter and tries to bite Faydra. [21:23:19] Hey, hold still! 01[21:26:50] * Faydra pulls out a ray gun and points it at Annette~! PEW PEW~! Annette is lasered! 06[21:28:56] * Annette gets hit by the laser mid-leap and goes flying back into the pots and pans in the kitchen, which go scattering. Despite her flying back, she seems relatively unhurt. 01[21:29:51] * The laser scorches Annette's headdress! Her uniform is damaged! 06[21:33:47] * Maribel flies up and pries at the clowncopter, hoping to luck out and hit something that'll open the sugar hatches. 01[21:36:33] * Faydra tries to stop Maribel, but she's too slow and she bangs her hand on something. Ow! A button gets pushed, and a hatch opens, pouring out boxes of sweet sustenance [21:38:04] Hey hey, Xivvi! I got the chocolaties and the frootie-O's, and the Mega Whoppers too! [21:38:24] Woo! [21:38:40] Good job, Maribel! 06[21:38:53] * Maribel leaps into the hatches to expedite the removal of sugary goodness. 06[21:39:37] * Xivilai leaps into the cereal to have some breakfast. 06[21:39:49] * Maribel most certainly isn't going in to get MORE sugar. [21:40:21] Hey Annettette! Let's get the sweeties out! 06[21:43:11] * Annette staggers up and feels her headdress for a moment, then shakes it to clear it. "Sweets. Sweets. Yes!" She then jups on the clown copter again and tries to empty the rest of the goods. 01[21:43:39] * Faydra tries to fly off with whatever's still in the holds! [21:44:19] Hey, someone maybe stop her? Or, I dunno, shoot her down? 06[21:50:13] * Annette pops her head looking at her demon. "Belgar? Throw a punch in th--" Belgar looks at Annette oddly and lets go of the copter, going to wander off. "Belgar? Hey! Come back! I order you!" He continues to stomp off, smashing through one of the doorframes to leave a slightly demon-sized hole where his arms are. Annette hops down and gives chase after him! 01[21:52:29] * Faydra flies off in her copter! It's slow and sputters smoke and every once in a while it bursts into flame, but it's... slowly... gradually.. making its way away 01[21:54:25] * However, it quickly clunks onto the ground [21:54:54] So, let's see. Faydra won't be coming back for a while, as she's drifting in space-- oh wait, she fell on the garden. Damn it, Faydra! 06[21:55:04] * Maribel rips out some cabling to ground the contraption, even though it looks like she wasjust getting sugar out. 06[21:55:44] * Xivilai calls out. "Maribel, evict my sister from the premesis! And someone get me some clothes!" 06[21:56:27] * Annette peeks back in the room, head only. There seems to be some rampaging sounds from the next room over. "And me, Mistress?" [21:57:32] You're someone, right? [21:57:46] I am! [21:58:09] Then get me some clothes! [21:58:29] Y-yes mistress! [21:58:36] I lost the bedsheet I was wearing somewhere, and I'm not going to congratulate you on the morning battle naked. Just isn't proper. 06[21:58:53] * Annette nodnods and puts her hand on the ground and summons a quick speedy messenger imp. "Yngrir! Go get the mistress some clothes!" 06[21:59:16] * Maribel crawls out of the contraption and pulls out Faydra. "Hey, you! I gotta kick you out!" 06[21:59:31] * Maribel drags Faydra behind her as she walks to however it is we kick people out of the mansion. 06[21:59:41] * Annette hears some chittering from the little green demon in response. "No, what are you thinking? *Nice* clothes! Those colors will *never* match." [22:00:09] [ That would be the torpedo tube. The mansion carries no actual torpedos; only ne'er-do-wells to evict. ] 06[22:00:47] * Annette watches him take off in the direction of the mistress's bedroom and then goes back to take care of the rampaging Belgar before he does any more destruction of the station. 06[22:03:27] * Maribel drags her down to the torpedo tube then! And loads her in to fire. "Bye-bye Faydra! Maybe we can play again some other time when you're not stealing all the sugar!" 06[22:05:32] * Xivilai gets dressed as Yngrir comes with new clothes for her. "Thank you, demon! Now I can congratulate the others. Whenever they show up again." 06[22:06:16] * Maribel fires! Then heads to Xivvi-chan with a smile on her face (and sugar in her belly). [22:06:37] [Yngrir comes equipped with clothes. Somehow, Xiv appears to have had a neon orange and lime green form fitting suit available with candy-cane striped boots. Who knew?] 06[22:08:09] * Xivilai gets dressed, and looks like a sentai reject. She... doesn't seem to care, oddly. 06[22:08:10] * Annette meanwhile, slams against the doorframe again as Belgar tosses her back and nearly avoids a potted plant thrown at her head. "Ack! It's no time for play! You need to go back home!" 06[22:10:25] * Annette runs forward and puts her hand on Belgar. He goes poof. Yngrir goes poof at the same instant, but that's because he's a wimpy, non-fighty demon. 06[22:11:16] * Maribel waves to Xivilai, having arrived from the Torpedo Bays. "Hi mistress!" 06[22:11:26] * Annette dusts her hands slightly as she walks back into the room, adjusting her burnt headdress. "I'm sorry, Mistress I..." She gets a look at Xiv's outfit. "...I told him not to get that one. He never listens." 06[22:11:34] * Xivilai grins. "It's alright!" [22:11:41] Of course it is! [22:11:45] Oooh, I like that! It looks so good on you! 06[22:11:51] * Maribel claps. [22:12:06] Because we have defeated the evil breakfast stealer and now can start our morning! 06[22:12:07] * Xivilai powerposes, gainaxing a bit as she does due to the skintight outfit. The horrible, terrible skintight outfit. "Now! The award ceremony commences!" 06[22:12:21] * Annette puts her fist up then looks a little forlorn. "Aww...but I wanted to bite her..." 06[22:14:49] * Maribel looks at Annette and smiles. 06[22:15:40] * Annette looks at Maribel with a bit of a fiendish smile. "How about you, Maribel? Would you like to?" 06[22:15:53] * Xivilai steps forth and, as the award ceremony theme from the first Star Wars movie plays, bequeaths upon Maribel and Annette each ten chocolatey lumps of cereal. "I give you these, my maids, as a sign of my Favor. May they carry you aloft on wings of love and glory, forever." 06[22:22:01] * Maribel curtseys as she accepts the lumps of cereal. "Taaaasty." 06[22:22:48] * Annette accepts the chocolate with regal grace and gives Xivilai a deep bow. "My thanks, Mistress. May these treasured snacks lead us forward into the heavens. And start the day with delicious break--" She then looks down in her hands. "I forgot I don't eat cereal. Maybe Belgar would wish it though?" 01[22:26:35] * THe ruined copter thing starts to beep 06[22:26:39] * Xivilai shrugs. "Eh, whatev. But you were so cool!" A pause. "And now, you've had breakfast so back to work." 06[22:27:31] * Annette giggles slightly. "Well, I *do* try. Does that mean I can get a drink from you, Mistress?" 01[22:28:00] * A red light on it flashes. 06[22:28:06] * Maribel looks back. "Um, mistress? I think the clown-coptor's doing something." 06[22:29:07] * Annette looks up at the red light. "A warning! I..." She takes off her burnt headdress. "This was my favorite too." She looks at Xiv. "I should make sure I'm proper before facing this threat." 06[22:30:42] * Maribel runs back to the clown-coptor to figure out what this beeping red light is. [22:32:17] Nah, you don't want my blood, Anne. Spicy, remember? And yeah, get a new headdress. [22:32:30] Or a handband, or bandanna, or whatever. 06[22:32:35] * Xivilai poses. "Do... what you must." [22:32:53] I like spicy blood though... 01[22:33:11] * The beeping red light continues to beep and be red. Looks like the machine's pretty badly banged up, though. 06[22:33:18] * Annette trails off and then salutes. "Yes, Mistress!" She scurries off to find a new headranna. 01[22:33:26] * She finds one! 06[22:33:40] * Maribel struggles to get all the goods off of the clowncopter before something bad happens! 06[22:34:14] * Annette puts her old headdress in the washing pile, takes her new one and smoothes it, then gets ready to face this new threat! 06[22:42:57] * Maribel deftly moves all of the goods off of the clown-copter. She's so quick about it, it looks like nothing's even changed... except for the pile of sugary foods on the ground and the pile of nothing inside of the clown-copter. 01[22:43:26] * The copter's still beeping 06[22:43:31] * Xivilai applauds. 01[22:43:33] * It's getting faster and more high-pitched [22:43:46] Also, you guys should do something about the bomb. 06[22:44:01] * Xivilai nods solemnly. "Yeah, definitely." [22:44:48] ... Okay! [22:44:56] Right. Right. 06[22:46:12] * Maribel holds one of her hands back, mutters for a moment, then points her outstretched hand at the clown-copter. A bright-white ray fires from it, attempting to knock the clown-copter away with her love! 02[22:48:44] * Brett (vortex@pool-96-253-217-244.sctnpa.east.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: z.z) 06[22:54:30] * Annette looks at the beeping for a moment, then looks away and casually kicks the clown copter. It goes rolling for a little bit, then falls on its side, and the piece that looks like a bomb breaks off. She picks it up casually and stuffs it in the nearest torpedo tube, then swivels around and poses with her finger in the air. "Prepare to fire!" 01[22:56:25] * Just then, a Lost Puppy Ship flies neat the torpedo tube. It gives Annette pause for a moment when its drives fail for a moment just before she pushes the button, but it restarts and flies past just fine [23:01:00] Watch out for the space puppy! 06[23:01:56] * Xivilai is near the window immediately. "SPACE PUPPY?" 06[23:02:10] * Maribel points at the ship. [23:02:21] (Which looks just like a puppy. In space.) 06[23:02:33] * Annette watches. "Spacepuppiesareoutoftheway. NOW FIRE!" 01[23:02:33] * There is a small shuttle that looks like a puppy. It's used to return lost puppies to their owners. [23:04:40] Oh good. It'd be bad if that was blown up. [23:05:13] It would also be bad if we were blown up. 01[23:05:40] *beep* 01[23:05:42] *beep* 06[23:05:42] * Annette fires! Since no one else is. [23:05:57] Also true. 01[23:06:13] * The torpedo flies off! 01[23:06:23] * it EXPLODES INTO A SPARKLY SHOWER OF GREEN [23:06:27] Pretty! [23:06:36] Not as pretty as Xivilai, though. [23:06:46] It should make the puppies happy though. 06[23:06:50] * Maribel gives Xivilai a brief hug and nuzzles her. [23:07:19] Another job well done for the Furious Maids of the grand ship H.M.S. Spastic! [23:07:21] Now, to move the goods back to the kitchen! 06[23:07:29] * Maribel starts moving the sugar to the kitchen.' 01[23:08:12] * The sugar is soon back where it belongs [23:09:52] Aww. 06[23:10:00] * Xivilai nuzzles Maribel back. D'aww. 06[23:10:13] * Xivilai poses. "And now! We..." 06[23:10:15] * Xivilai frowns. [23:10:19] What were we doing before all this? 06[23:10:50] * Annette wobbles slightly, apparently running low on energy now. "I was...sleeping..." [23:11:57] You okay, Anne? [23:12:45] Hey, hey Anne. [23:12:53] (Err, Annettette) 06[23:13:05] * Maribel runs over to Annette and holds her by the shoulders, trying to get a good look into her eyes. 06[23:13:42] * Annette gets held by Maribel and manages out weakly. "I need...need a drink...very badly..." [23:14:21] Awww. 06[23:15:01] * Maribel hugs Annette. "If you want, you can drink some of my blood. I'll try to hold still." 06[23:15:27] * Xivilai watches in morbid fascination. 06[23:17:22] * Annette pets Maribel's neck softly. "Thank you, Maribel...I'll try to be gentle..." With that she grows nearer to Maribel and sinks her fangs into her neck, trying to avoid any scales if there are any in this form. [23:17:56] ( om nom nom ) 06[23:19:00] * Maribel does, in fact, have some scales: the transformation is far from perfect. On the bright side, since she's a dragon, she's immune to being changed into a vampire. Unfortunately, she can be changed into a Vampiric Dragon, which is... a 'bit scarier. 06[23:21:50] * Annette licks the remaining blood and her tongue feels rather cold on Maribel's neck. Eww, creepy. 01[23:25:43] * Eeeeeeeeeew. [23:27:06] Do you feel better? 06[23:27:51] * Annette nods slightly and smiles dreamily at Maribel, half like she just had a good wine. There's still a trickle of blood on the side of her mouth. "Much. Thank you." [23:28:37] Good! [23:28:41] You made sure not to backwash, right? 06[23:29:41] * Maribel smiles, "Good! Then le-" She pauses mid-sentence as her eyes glaze over as she falls forward on top of Annette, changing back into a dragon as she does so, unconcioius. 06[23:29:59] * Annette pouts at Xiv. "I'm much more careful than *that*. You should know me bet--" She blinks and catches Maribel. 06[23:31:45] * Annette tries anyways, but instead ends up toppled on the ground and pinned by a sleeping dragon. "Uh..." 06[23:31:54] * Xivilai grins. "Good! Now let's get her some healing." [23:33:28] Right...uh... [23:35:49] Here, let me help you. 06[23:37:58] * Xivilai grabs Mari and tries to heave her off of Anne. Can't have the help being helpless, you know. 06[23:39:14] * Annette makes her way out of the way swiftly once there's room and lets out a breath. "Thank you. That helped immensely." 06[23:41:20] * Xivilai nods cheerfully. "Now that you've made your daring escape, let's make sure she doesn't die, right?" 06[23:41:58] * Maribel humphs as she hits the solid ground, a jolt of electricity streaking from her nostrils and scorching the grass directly in front of her. 01[23:42:45] * FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM [23:44:31] ( XD ) [23:47:11] (DRAAAAAAGON BEEEEEF) [23:47:28] But of co-- 06[23:47:42] * Annette hops out of the way when the lightning bolt hits a bit. 06[23:48:38] * Xivilai squints down the path of the lightning bolt for a bit. "Okay, didn't hit anything important." [00:32:07] [Session end!] Session Close: Thu Jun 18 00:00:00 2009