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[18:17:38] * Alt-Eisen (Rook@cpe-76-175-9-161.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #MaidRPG
[20:00:28] * Syzix (zegond@c-24-15-245-98.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #MaidRPG
[20:00:32] * Syzix waves.
[20:00:49] <Demota> Hey Zeg
[20:00:55] <Demota> Sup?
[20:02:14] <Syzix> Nothin'.
[20:02:16] <Syzix> ATC3
[20:02:29] <Demota> Ah, that's today?
[20:02:56] * Christian (rowyn2001@71-210-24-45.eugn.qwest.net) has joined #MaidRPG
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[20:03:41] <Syzix> :(
[20:04:10] <Demota> grrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggh
[20:20:36] * Xivilai (Indomitabl@76.31.109.101) has joined #MaidRPG
[20:23:49] * Syzix is now known as Maribel
[20:23:53] <Maribel> Yay Xivi-chan!
[20:23:58] * Maribel gives her Xivi-chan a big hug.
[20:24:40] * Demota is now known as Lapine
[20:24:47] <Lapine> O-oh! Xivilai! You're here!
[20:28:22] <Xivilai> Bweee. |2
[20:29:34] <Lapine> My sheet! Where is my sheet? D:
[20:29:51] * Maribel hands Lapine a bedsheet. It has yellow splotches.
[20:29:56] <Xivilai> I dunno, man. I dunno where you keep your sheet. 
[20:29:58] * Lapine eyes the splotches
[20:30:05] <Xivilai> Me, I got sheet all over the place.
[20:30:36] <Xivilai> Not a good sign, I know. I need to get my sheet together.
[20:31:04] * Maribel hands Xivilai a pile of folded bedsheets.
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[20:31:41] <Xivilai> Oh right! That's why I have maids; so I don't have to take care of my own sheet. 
[20:34:31] * Heinrick is now known as Annette
[20:36:42] * Maribel keeps licking a sugar cube. It's a big cube of sugar.
[20:37:21] * Xivilai goes sparkly-eyed at the sight of the cube.
[20:37:36] * Xivilai takes a piece of the cube and munches. "So, what're we gonna do today, girls?"
[20:37:52] * Xivilai pauses. "You all *are* girls, right?"
[20:38:22] * Maribel nodnods.
[20:38:48] <Maribel> I think we should, uh, um...
[20:39:04] * Maribel sits down and happily licks her sugar cube. *_*
[20:39:05] <Annette> I'm not a girl. I'm a WOMAN! *beams proudly* Who...uh...just....happens...to...look like a girl...
[20:40:07] * Lapine thinks.
[20:40:14] <Lapine> Let's pound mochi.
[20:40:38] * Xivilai pats Annette. "Don't worry, sweetie. We'll get you those implants someday."
[20:40:56] <Xivilai> What's mochi?
[20:40:56] <Maribel> Why would you need implants?
[20:41:01] <Maribel> Mochi's tasty!@
[20:41:06] <Maribel> Espically sugar mochi.
[20:41:30] <Xivilai> To look less like a girl and more like a woman! See, it's a subdermal hologram inducer. 
[20:42:00] <Annette> Implants? Are they tasty?
[20:42:47] <Maribel> Sudbermal whazzit inducer?  I don't know any spell that sounds like that.
[20:42:50] <Lapine> Depends on what they're made of, I guess
[20:43:09] <Xivilai> That's because it's--
[20:43:13] <Maribel> (So clearly we're gonna go Annette a boob job.)
[20:43:18] <Maribel> (err, get)
[20:43:20] * Xivilai powerposes! "SCIENCE!"
[20:43:23] <Lapine> ( hahaha )
[20:43:37] <Maribel> That doesn't sound like the power of love. :(
[20:43:47] <Xivilai> ( ...we could do that. That'd be horrible and wrong, but we could. :D )
[20:44:00] <Xivilai> It completes the trinity!
[20:44:03] <Xivilai> Love, Magic, and Science!
[20:44:37] <Xivilai> Together they form the fabled Awesome Sauce from which all good things in the universe originate. 
  Didn't you *ever* pay attention in church?
[20:44:55] <Annette> Love, Magic, Science! The Adventure Trifecta!
[20:44:58] <Annette> Squeee!
[20:45:02] * Annette clasps her hands together.
[20:45:19] <Lapine> Where does sugar fit in?
[20:45:23] * Maribel blushes and puts her two foreclaws pointers tapping eachother. "Um... uh..."
[20:46:06] <Annette> You ate the sugar, didn't you, Maribel?
[20:46:24] <Maribel> N-n-no!
[20:46:37] * Annette raises an eyebrow and looks at her accusatorily.
[20:46:51] <Lapine> She can't have eaten ALL of it.
[20:46:55] <Lapine> Not with that skinny frame of hers.
[20:47:06] * Maribel looks back and forth quickly. "Of course not! I can't possibly eat that much sugar!"
[20:47:19] * Xivilai smiles! "Sugar fuels us on our journey for love! So it's okay if you ate all the sugar, Maribel!" 
  Then she takes on a bit of a more malevolent look. "I'm just expecting dividends, y'know?"
[20:47:44] * Maribel whimpers. "Uh-huh."
[20:48:33] <Annette> How do you know space dragons don't metabolize sugar at a different rate from us...uh...whatever you 
  are and uh...wait, vampires don't eat sugar, do they?
[20:48:54] <Xivilai> Only if they find a diabetic. 
[20:49:04] * Annette makes a face. "Ewww...."
[20:49:21] <Lapine> Eew
[20:49:41] <Xivilai> I *know*, right?
[20:49:49] <Xivilai> So, let's go steal a surgeon. 
[20:49:56] <Annette> I don't like diabetics. Their necks are all squishy.
[20:49:59] <Xivilai> Or hire one. 
[20:50:17] * Annette makes squishy motions with her hands.
[20:51:31] <Maribel> Why are they squishy?  Diabetics are like other people too.  I feel so sorry for them...
[20:51:37] <Maribel> No sugar...  How HORRIBLE.
[20:51:43] <Xivilai> I *know*, right?
[20:52:17] * Maribel sniffles. "How can you go without sugar? It's so sad!" She looks like she's ready to bawl at the air.
[20:52:40] <Lapine> Well, they can have fake sugar.
[20:52:47] <Xivilai> Quick, someone distract her!
[20:54:23] * Lapine offers Maribel a candy carrot
[20:54:36] * Maribel takes it and starts sucking on it, rocking back and forth.
[20:54:56] * Xivilai gives Lapine a thumbs-up!
[20:56:04] <Xivilai> Now!
[20:56:17] <Xivilai> Who's up for... uh... hm. 
[20:56:21] <Xivilai> What're we gonna do?
[20:56:35] <Lapine> Start a band?
[20:56:41] <Annette> Starship surfing?
[20:56:57] <Maribel> Eat the world?
[20:57:39] * Xivilai looks thoughtful. Uh-oh. "Who was it that was complaining about wanting to look more boyish?"
[20:58:41] <Annette> Uh...you?
[20:59:41] <Xivilai> No, that can't be it. 
[21:00:05] <Annette> Well it wasn't *me*.
[21:00:10] <Lapine> Not me either.
[21:00:21] <Annette> Was it Leuchinthinacoliconitala?
[21:00:36] * Maribel grips Annette. "I thought you wanted to be pretty-pretty!"
[21:00:52] <Xivilai> That's it!
[21:00:53] * Annette pouts at Maribel. "I *am* pretty pretty!"
[21:02:19] <Maribel> But you wanted to be prettier-prettier.
[21:03:17] <Xivilai> Or more womanly, less girlish?
[21:03:18] <Annette> Well...yes! Doesn't *everyone* want to be pretty-prettier?
[21:03:29] <Annette> I mean...think how cute Maribel would look with a bow on her tail.
[21:03:52] * Lapine streeeetches. This is a good time to remind people that she is pretty well-built.
[21:03:54] * Maribel HAS a bow on her tail, thank you very much.
[21:04:03] <Xivilai> ( Damn. )
[21:04:15] <Lapine> Usaaaaaaaaa.
[21:04:29] * Maribel looks at the bow on her tail. "I guess it could be a rainbow bow, though. Black really doesn't work 
  for me..."
[21:04:38] <Maribel> I don't think?
[21:04:42] * Maribel looks up at Xivilai.
[21:05:09] <Xivilai> I mean, you *are* kind of, y'know, small, babyfaced, and flat-chested. You probably attract all sorts 
  of weirdos. Wouldn't it be neat to look more like, I dunno, Lappy here?
[21:05:13] <Xivilai> Rainbow bow?
[21:05:20] <Xivilai> Of rainbosity?
[21:05:36] <Xivilai> Girls, we have A QUEST!
[21:05:40] * Xivilai powerposes!
[21:05:49] <Maribel> A QUEST!
[21:05:51] <Maribel> Of LOVE!
[21:06:04] * Maribel poses with Xivilai.
[21:06:11] <Lapine> Of love?
[21:06:36] <Xivilai> Why not?
[21:06:40] <Annette> ...do we get a quest hat?
[21:06:46] <Xivilai> C'mon, chime in your own bit. You know you want to.
[21:06:59] * Lapine poses half-heartedly.
[21:07:38] <Annette> ...I'm not posing. Your questing for me, but I'm *happy* the way I am...
[21:08:26] <Xivilai> What?
[21:08:32] <Xivilai> No, no. Rainbow bow for Maribel's tail. 
[21:08:41] <Xivilai> C'mon, focus people!
[21:08:41] <Maribel> !!
[21:08:50] <Maribel> A rainbow bow?  Really?!  Oh, that'd be so pretty!
[21:09:14] <Lapine> Ooh. 
[21:10:00] <Annette> ...focus is for other people.
[21:10:08] <Annette> I wanted to go spaceship surfing.
[21:10:25] <Lapine> How's that work?
[21:10:31] <Annette> You get on a spaceship.
[21:10:33] <Annette> And you surf it.
[21:10:43] <Xivilai> We still can. But we need find a rainbow bow to surf after!
[21:10:53] <Annette> ...rainbow bows surf?
[21:10:57] <Maribel> Yes!
[21:10:59] <Xivilai> Maybe with, y'know, gold frills! Not real gold, that's uncomfortable. 
[21:11:00] <Maribel> Haven't you listened?
[21:11:15] <Maribel> Oh, I wouldn't mind.  Gold's comfortable, it gets all warm...
[21:11:27] <Annette> Don't eat it.
[21:11:30] <Xivilai> No no, they don't. They sit in fixed locations unless propelled by others. We surf *to* it!
[21:11:41] <Annette> ...
[21:11:43] <Xivilai> I mean, come on. 
[21:11:48] * Annette clasps her hands together.
[21:11:48] <Maribel> But, but, but...  It's so tasty!
[21:11:49] <Annette> Squee!
[21:11:54] <Xivilai> If rainbow bows were surfing all the time, they'd be so good at it we couldn't hope to compete. 
[21:12:09] * Lapine thinks.
[21:12:15] <Annette> So we surf to laser rainbow bows!
[21:12:17] * Annette powerposes.
[21:12:20] <Lapine> So what're we surfing ON?
[21:12:23] <Maribel> Lasers!
[21:12:26] <Annette> SPACESHIPS!~
[21:12:27] <Maribel> Of love!
[21:12:29] <Annette> I told you!
[21:12:34] <Maribel> Space ship lasers of love?
[21:12:45] <Annette> Silly. You can't surf on a laser.
[21:12:49] * Xivilai looks down at her feet. "Well, we could stand on the balcony of the flying space mansion. That's kind 
  of *like* surfing?"
[21:12:51] <Maribel> Why NOT?
[21:12:59] <Annette> Because...uh...well...uh...
[21:13:06] * Annette turns to Xivilai. "Yeah. Why not?"
[21:13:11] <Xivilai> Low load limit. 
[21:13:15] <Maribel> ...
[21:13:16] <Maribel> . . .
[21:13:17] <Annette> Oh.
[21:13:20] <Maribel> Are you saying I'm FAT?!
[21:13:21] * Maribel cries.
[21:13:27] * Lapine gives Maribel another sugar-carrot
[21:13:29] * Annette points to Xiv while looking at Maribel. "What she said."
[21:13:48] * Maribel takes the carrot and starts sucking on it.
[21:13:59] * Annette flicks Maribel's nose playfully, kneeling next to her. "Cheer up. Rainbow, remember?"
[21:14:20] * Annette blinks.
[21:14:21] * Xivilai places her hands on Maribel in a concilatory fashion. "Mari, sweetie, I'm sorry... but with all the 
  sugar you've been eating, yes, you've become fatter than a photon."
[21:14:24] <Annette> Rain.
[21:14:25] <Annette> Bow.
[21:14:33] <Annette> She's getting a bow made out of rain?
[21:14:43] <Xivilai> Nono. Rainbow!
[21:14:49] <Annette> That's what I said!
[21:14:51] * Annette flails.
[21:14:54] <Annette> Rain! Bow!
[21:14:54] <Lapine> Do we even get rain on the space mansion?
[21:15:29] <Xivilai> Not unless we park in a planetary atmosphere. ...we should fix that. 
[21:15:31] * Maribel sniffles.
[21:15:44] <Xivilai> Okay, so we've got two things to do!
[21:15:57] <Xivilai> Find a rainbow bow accessory to double-prettify Maribel's tail!
[21:16:31] <Xivilai> And then figure out how to give ourselves water in the breathable atmosphere previously implied to 
  encircle the flying space mansion!
[21:17:07] <Annette> And figure out how to surf lasers?
[21:17:30] <Xivilai> Sure. Other two things first. 
[21:17:34] <Annette> Awww.
[21:18:01] <Maribel> Yes, surfing lasers.  That'd be really cool!
[21:18:09] <Lapine> A bow... where could we get one? Or make one?
[21:18:31] <Xivilai> Find out! Research it! 
[21:18:41] * Lapine thinks.
[21:18:43] * Annette snaps her fingers. "Fineas!"
[21:18:46] <Lapine> We could go to the mall!
[21:18:55] <Annette> ...oh. Or that.
[21:19:03] <Annette> I *really* don't want him back again.
[21:19:26] <Lapine> Let's... make one. Out of a rainbow.
[21:19:31] <Lapine> We could get a crystal that traps light.
[21:19:37] <Lapine> And make a cloth out of it.
[21:19:42] <Lapine> Then... trap a rainbow in it?
[21:19:49] <Lapine> What's good for catching light?
[21:19:50] <Lapine> Black holes?
[21:20:19] <Annette> ...isn't that a prism?
[21:20:33] <Xivilai> I hate black holes. They're so needy and clingy and bossy and whiny. 
[21:20:42] <Annette> And black.
[21:20:59] * Annette pouts. "I don't look good in black."
[21:21:15] * Christian is now known as Rowyn
[21:21:23] <Xivilai> I do!
[21:23:06] <Annette> So...um...rainbow...well...
[21:23:21] <Annette> We could...paint Maribel's tail rainbow colors and tie it like a bow?
[21:23:29] <Maribel> !
[21:23:34] <Maribel> My tail is already rainbow!
[21:23:50] <Annette> Ah but we paint it *different* rainbow colors.
[21:23:56] <Annette> Then it'd be a different rainbow, see?
[21:24:02] * Annette points and wags her finger knowingly.
[21:24:06] * Maribel frowns. "But... why a different rainbow? I like my rainbow."
[21:24:07] <Xivilai> A photo-negative rainbow!
[21:24:18] <Annette> Because it's not a bow!@
[21:24:33] * Annette swipes the @ symbol before anyone notices and hides it behind her back.
[21:26:12] * Maribel sniflfles. "Can't we get a normal made of rainbows?"
[21:26:36] <Annette> Well we coooooould...
[21:26:43] <Annette> But...rainbows scare easy.
[21:27:03] * Annette puts her hand on her hips and pouts. "I tried to catch up to one once, but it kept running away! The 
  nerve!"
[21:27:42] <Lapine> Aw.
[21:28:15] <Lapine> Um... so what's the plan? A prism bow?
[21:29:51] <Annette> No, silly.
[21:29:56] * Lapine eats some mochi.
[21:29:58] <Annette> That'd be a prisbow, not a *rain*bow.
[21:30:13] <Xivilai> Whatever! Where can we find one?
[21:32:17] <Annette> What? A prism?
[21:32:30] * Lapine thinks. "Malls?"
[21:32:33] <Xivilai> A tail accessory of rainbow or prism color and form!
[21:32:57] <Xivilai> I dunno. What kind of malls fit into an epic quest?
[21:33:18] <Maribel> Um...
[21:33:19] <Annette> ...darth malls?
[21:33:21] <Maribel> An EPCIO mall?
[21:33:23] <Maribel> (Epic)
[21:34:54] <Lapine> We could go to the Galaxy Galleria. They sell everything. 
[21:35:15] <Xivilai> Do they have orc armies trying to keep us out?
[21:35:19] <Annette> Are prisms included in everything?
[21:35:55] <Lapine> No armies trying to keep us out. They're on sale, though
[21:36:06] <Annette> ...sales. Those can be dangerous.
[21:36:34] <Annette> So can sails. They belong to pirates, you know.
[21:36:55] <Xivilai> I hear tales of the carnage and combat surrounding the famous 'red apple sales'. 
[21:37:53] <Xivilai> Where people must fight tooth and nail to overcome overwhelming odds in order to claim the prize they 
  seek at bargain prices.
[21:38:03] <Xivilai> Anyone know when the next is?
[21:38:38] <Lapine> I think there's one this afternoon.
[21:39:12] <Maribel> I dunno. :(
[21:39:37] <Xivilai> Right!
[21:39:46] <Xivilai> Set sail for... uh... whatever that place was!
[21:40:15] <Lapine> Right away, Madame
[21:41:15] <Annette> Set sail for the sale!~
[21:41:20] * Annette dramatic points!@
[21:41:30] * Annette steals another @ symbol and adds it to her collection.
[21:42:08] * Lapine goes to do whatever it is that makes this place move!
[21:42:20] <Maribel> Set sail!
[21:42:23] <Maribel> Sail sail sail!
[21:42:25] <Maribel> ...
[21:42:26] * Xivilai thinks Lapine should be more descriptive than that.
[21:42:27] <Maribel> Provisions!
[21:42:34] * Maribel runs off to get more sugar cubes!
[21:42:47] * Annette keeps pointing. Because dramatic pointing cannot end until action happens. And action does not happen 
  until things are set in motion.
[21:42:51] * Lapine pushes a BIG RED BUTTON with Xivilai's face on it grinning.
[21:42:55] * Lapine then pulls a lever.
[21:42:59] * Lapine turns a knob.
[21:43:18] * Lapine activates morph ball form and rolls into a morph-ball shaped alcove. Okay, not really
[21:44:24] <Xivilai> ( Too bad, that'd be awesome. )
[21:44:33] <Xivilai> ( I'm picturing a morph ball with rabbit ears. )
[21:44:34] * Annette whispers. "Parking brake."
[21:44:38] * Annette 's still pointing.
[21:44:39] <Lapine> ... oh. Right.
[21:44:46] * Lapine fiddles with the parking break
[21:45:25] <Lapine> Ooookay.
[21:45:27] <Lapine> Is everyone ready?
[21:45:39] <Xivilai> YESGOGOGO!
[21:46:03] * Maribel runs over with lots and lots of sugar in-hand. "Yes!"
[21:46:09] * Lapine turns into rabbit form, then she hops into a rabbit-wheel and starts running. @_@
[21:46:27] <Maribel> Oh oh, I can help!
[21:47:03] <Lapine> If you can do it without stepping on me!
[21:47:04] * Maribel mutters the words tenderly to the mini-elemental reactor. She points it in the opposite direction 
  they want to go...
[21:47:30] * Maribel unleashes her annihilation of love to propel the mansion!
[21:47:43] * Annette stops pointing. Or rather her finger starts drooping. "Uh...I'm losing pointing power."
[21:49:15] <Xivilai> [ The flying space mansion lurches as the rabbit core powers up! It moves forward, ominously, towards 
  certain doom! Just not its own, probably. ]
[21:52:16] <Xivilai> [ Next episode - MADNESS! Which everyone knows is better than Sparta. ]
[21:56:21] * Maribel hugs a Xivilai and offers her some sugar.
[21:56:42] * Annette hugs Maribel and offers her her fangs.
[21:57:04] * Lapine hugs an Annette and offers her a box of apples
[22:00:16] * Xivilai eets. :9
[22:06:19] * Lapine gives Xivilai some apples
[22:10:25] * Xivilai eets. :9

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