/r/ moar GEC-tan

（ｖ・∀・）ｖ

かにー

But you can't actually flip her over for massive damage...

>>829402

You can certainly flip her over some SOMETHING massive, though.

>>829402
I'd be willing to give it a shot anyway, if you catch my drift.

I would hit it in her weakpoint, to inflict massive damage!

whoever drew this, draw her upside down being fucked in the vagina for MASSIVE DAMAGE

i don't lurk much in /v/ and am kinda out of the gaming loop. can someone explain this crab meme to me?

Hey, mods, want to actually do something about this off topic shit?

>>829413
Girls with MASSIVE CLAWS aren't exactly my thing, I go for another sort of monster girl, but yeah, I dig.

>>829433
It's a joke on Genji 2's advertisement during E3.

The guy marketing Genji 2 started by saying "Genji 2 is a game based on Japanese history. Now, being based on Japanese history, this game will feature authentic Japanese battles that actually took place in ancient Japan." 5 minutes later into the presentation, he says "SO HERE'S THIS GIANT ENEMY CRAB" as a giant crab appears on the battlefield and the player has to kill it by using deep, complex strategies such as: "...flip...it over...and then...attack...its weakpoint...FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE." (Also, he was touting "real-time weapon change" as a next-gen feature, so you'll hear that being quoted a lot.)

tl;dr version: Search for "Sony E3 2006 Press Conference in 1 Minute" on YouTube.

>>829428
I wish I could draw, I'd draw her flipped over with some guy ramming his cock into her, and waterfall tears rolling down her face, with big "9999"'s everywhere.

>>829456
thanks

>>829457
That mental image WINS HARD.

If 4Chan has any artists, then they need to get cracking on some /d/ of this fine girl...

GEC-tan finally! Velox was this you? Draw some alternates people! GEC-tan is the new net icon! Get your names into the Japanese history books!

Also, BDT-chan would be great if anyone has made one (Big Damn Truck).

GEC-TAN!
/
(；´Д｀)

Maybe I'm just sick or something, but I imagined this girl on her back and some dude yelling and punching her in the stomach, with some serious action text saying "MASSIVE DAMAGE."

Where's fighting on horseback? And the MASSIVE sea battles? Where's Benkei?

>>829673
A Ridge Racer-tan would be fine too.

ah nintendo wii-san!

in before xbaksu

>>829796
wii-tan should be a crossdressing 10 year old boy.

>>829805
i came

i banged this out in 20 minutes so dont complain about my anatomy

>>829854
*ATTACK* *ATTACK* *ATTACK*

>>829854
This is only the beginning. Now, all we need is some hardcore /d/ material, and the meme will be established!

lol it's threads like these that make me happy to be a 4channer

>>829854
uh oh! meme in the making! needs more MASSIVE DAMAGE tho. ;)

>>829886
We need more memes involving sexy girls though.

>>829854

not bad, finish it :D

Original content on -my- 4chan?

>>829854
SUCCESS! Now we just need some guy punching her in the chest/stomach with a bunch of "*9999*" next to it veritcally, with the top most fading out (as if the text is appearing from the bottom and scrolling up.)

Only then will the meme be complete.

please add blood puking

in b4 gb2gurochan

>>829941 Now we just need some guy punching her in the crotch
fixed for you.

2 memes in 1 - last one before i go to bed, enjoy 4chan.

i think this would be a great concept

just replace MASSIVE DAMAGE with big cock

>>829963
MASSIVE DAMAGE is tattooed on my cock.

>>829854
>>829961
Is it wrong that I'm somewhat turned on?

Damn you 4chan!

>>829963

a cock joke, how original...

>>829981
that's what the massive damage in GEC-tan is supposed to be, moron, lol.

>>GEC-tan

As if i knew what the fuck that was...

>>829995
you can try reading the thread, GEC = giant enemy crab

I didnt need to...

>>830006
this is why people hate trip-fags, they just can't stfu without trying getting in the last word for their e-rep, hahaha.

>>I didnt need to...
hahaha, oh wow

>>829995 As if i knew what the fuck that was...
>>830006 I didnt need to...
MAKE SOME FUCKING SENSE ALREADY!

What?

>>830013

Internet lol

>>830027
Gtfo you clown. We don't care.


Now, back to Giant Enemy Crab-tan.

...ignoring the tripfag, to be fair GEC-tan is lacking the "G" part.

>>830044
Maybe she's just really tall or something... Who am I kidding, someone buff her cup size.

>>830070
i like where this is going

>>830070
Hurr-hurr, you saw whut i did thar! :D

Her cup size is fine. Not everything needs to be a fucking double D.

As for her not seeming so giant, I assume it's mostly because there's nothing near her to gauge against. Even so, if she's the size of an average human, that is still rather large for a crab.

>>830079
Ouch, point made.

I'd still flip her and attack for massive damage, though.

She needs some MASSIVE JUGS? i second that.

Compare giant enemy crab-tan to yotsuba!

>>829854
OMG, a talented artist, in my 4chan?!?!

UNPOSSIBLE! D:

Draw moar of the Giant Enemy Crab! WE NEEDS IT!!

Posting in a legendary thread.

lol
it's a good thing a certain board goes unnoticed if this thread is any indicator

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!

I command this thread to rise again and save the front page from /b/ spam and console war fags!

HUG MEH

Oh yes! This thread's still here!

This is a joyous occasion

lol, /v/tards wanting anime porn of some crab chick. next you thing you know, bears will start pooping in the woods.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>831121
Shut up already.

>>831121
Cheer up, emo Cloud.

>>Seph3243Cloud

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

You foolish rapists! The real crab battle begins the morning after!

>>831121
Wow. Mods approve of GEC-tan and do not approve of non-belivers.

Today... Is the greatest day... In the history of /v/... Perhaps, even... In the history of 4Chan!

... Now, we need more GEC-tan, and possible some MASSIVE DAMAGE porn. Or any kind of GEC-tan porn.

>>831121
My internet to whoever banned him

>>831182
My internet for whoever banned him to actually be useful and handle the 500 troll threads.

>>831121
Ahahahaha ...wait why was this guy banned? That wasn't even a flame

>>831194
GECtan stepped on him. :3

>>831194
Look at the name.

Posting in a legendary thread.

Best thread in /v/ in ages!

Silly /v/tards, meme's are born not made ^_^

>>831222
She's not a meme, she's the evolution of a meme. Like it or not, GIANT ENEMY CRAB is a meme.

Or at least a stock phrase.

... Look, don't make me switch weapons in realtime on you...

>>831225

I just want that guy to finish teh pics >.>

!!! This thread got stickied!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

There's been only one banning in this thread? I'm shocked

Would you look at that, a sticky thread in /v/ that doesn't revolve around a Nintendo product.

>>831250

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

I'm convinced that stickies occur pretty much without rhyme nor reason...

confirmed: /v/ = /b/
ps: more giant enemy crab

>>829981
>>829995
>>830006
/r/ forced seprioth4232cloud in /v/

>>831262
/v = /b + videogames

fixed.

>>831259
Most things on 4chan seem to be that way.

>>831237

why is this a sticky?

>>831297
So that legendary porn can be created.

>>831297
Because we need to complete the legendary GIANT ENEMY CRAB porn.

>>831297
What part of /v/ is /b/ with videogames do you not understand?

>>831302
4Chan is basicaly /b/ + whatever. It's just more concentrated in /v/. This must be because /b/ is populated by weeaboos who forget that /b/ and /v/ are not the same thing.

I was under the impression this board is worksafe, so why are we allowing porn requests now?

Good job, mod. Let's drive /v/ further into the hole with your inability to be useful.

I am so turned on right now

Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky. Wii will win because my post is long and pointless and I'm posting in a sticky.

Posting in a sticky

>>831348

Porn requests are work safe, just not porn itself.

Yay for sticky!

>>831348
Image work safe. Meaning you don't post porn. There have been countless posts about how so and so would bang such and such from a video game, and that's not problematic.

We can request the porn, and it will wind up in /d/ or /b/, and we will be notified forthwith. :)

>>831374
Yet the post is stickied so that the porn request can be fulfilled and the porn posted here. Thus encouraging people to post not-worksafe stuff in a worksafe board.

It's hypocritical to say the least. Especially when /v/ has a million other issues to deal with instead of LET'S STICKY CRAB PORN LOL.

>>831381
Porn? I can't see any porn. All I see is a girl with claws in a bathing suit. That's not even ecchi.

>>831381
No, it's stickied because
A) GEC is a /v/ catchphrase/meme
B) we all want the GEC porn to be fulfilled, but it will be posted on another board (and summarily linked.)

If someone posted the picture here, it would be gone as soon as a mod comes around. So, within a week. (When are we getting the janitors?)

>>831381

LOL CRAB PORN HASN'T BEEN STICKIED LOL

>>831389

No, it isn't a bathing suit, its BATTLE ARMOR.

>>831389
Give it time. The artists are busy at work.

Work in progress:
>>829854
>>829961
>>829963

>>831389
In sexual poses with people demanding cocks. I get that half of you are commanded by your /b/-sized want for stupid shit, but this is not /b/. Period. It's not even /r/.

Any other thread with this stuff would be deleted and the person banned with "THIS IS NOT RELEVANT TO /V/".

>>831394
Which is another problem in and of itself. Giant enemy crab is a meme, and last I recalled the mods said that memes were not allowed.

So, NOW memes are allowed? They have to be if GEC isn't a banned.

This is borderline ecchi material. You should be issued a warning for posting this.

Sorry, I had to.

To all the whiney bitches who are so horribly upset by this thread:

Get over it. There isn't anything here that isn't worksafe. It's a meme, a video-game related meme. There's nothing here any more inappropriate to /v/ than your average console-girl, and they get posted all the time. If you don't find it funny then oh well, don't read the thread. If you don't want to see the inevitable porn that gets generated whenever a cute girl is drawn, don't click the link to /h/ or /d/ when it gets posted.

Memes and iconography (console-girls, nevada-tan, longcat, etc) are a part of image-board culture. If you don't like it, tough. /V/ isn't turning into /b/, because this particular meme and this particular icon are related to gaming-culture. It isn't a discussion-board, it's an image-board; thus original images with their origin in video-gaming are exactly what we are looking for here. There are plenty of message-boards out there where all people do is discuss, and if thats what you want go there. If you want a mish-mash of discussion and image-content, then stay here but don't bitch.

>>831409
Memes are allowed to an extend. Only using image macros instead of talking is forbidden.

>>/V/ isn't turning into /b/
what

I STILL dont know why /v/ is worksafe...

>>831416
Too bad memes in /v/ = ban. A rule established long ago because of morons posting memes everywhere and making this board suck.

>>831416
>>There's nothing here any more inappropriate to /v/ than your average console-girl, and they get posted all the time.

Which is funny because I once got a warning for posting PC-tan. And now this gets stickied... the mods here sure are strange.

>>831420
because then a large part of it would suddenly turn into /h/

Censorship in my 4chan?

It's more likely than you...oh shi- this is a meme!

>>831418
Memes are allowed...to an extent? So just what denotes a bad meme? One that disrupts posts like a group of people talking about game mechanics and someone drops in and says GIANT CRAB BATTLE?

Or posting a thread of fan art (which has little to do with gaming) and requesting porn of GCB? Is that one of the "acceptable" memes?

What about XBOX IS HUEG? I saw some people post that a while ago and get banned. So that isn't appropriate, but GCB is? Sounds like this whole "meme's are sometimes ok" is pretty flawed.

A few weeks ago I post a meme and get banned. Today a meme gets stickyed. They were both anti-Sony memes too. There is no logic behind this...

>>831440
It's easy to tell which memes are okay, you just need to WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR?

posting in a sticky

You need to stop treating 4chan like a normal message board.

Srsly.

>>831448
This isn't really an Anti-Sony meme, there, home fries.

You guys are idiots. It's stickied for the same reason most things get stickied: to prevent a flood of seperate posts with the same topic. Over 100 replies already? Imagine what the board would look like if this weren't localized in a single thread.

I don't know if the mods are condoning or not condoning this meme, but they are at least not idiots. Its inevitable and trying to prevent it would be impossible and would just get a million people pissed enough to really start trying to fuck the board. Instead, they localize what could be a board-crippling phenomenon into a single, stickied thread. This way those who enjoy the meme are happy and those who don't aren't disrupted.

Good job, mods. I appreciate you whether or not these assholes do.

>>831461
I think its as much anti-Sony as any other meme related to Sony products.

>>831448

this isint an anti-sony meme, its more of a running joke.

>>831463
Guess you don't go on /v/ at night when all the furry shota snuff comes on.

>>831416

Age for truth, just have some fun and remember:

Internet = SERIOUS BUSINESSES

>>831485
You can't exactly age a sticky.

>>831463
If I may, my angry friend? I saw this thread last night, LOLed hard, and then, earlier today, tried to respond to a /b/ spam post (that is probably still there) with GEC-tan, only to be told that the same image was in another castle.

So then I bumped this thread to have a little less fail on the main page. And then it got stickied.

Flood of multiple posts? Try stroking your real penis instead of your e-penis once in awhile. You might feel better about yourself.

>>831463
So they should have stickies for console fighting, then. I don't see that anywhere, so I guess that isn't the answer.

It's kind of sad that a great idea like /v/ has ended up a pool of shit and memes.

>>831497
Same jokes in a multiple posts, not same images jackass

>>831503
Since they don't have a sticky for GCB posts, your point is moot. And not the Mexican one either.

i blame 4k
i blame you soooooooo much

>>831514
Case you haven't noticed this is a GCB sticky.

We just need the guy that drew the last two to come back and draw some more...

>>831527
...but not for the reason you are trying to say it is. You are trying to pretend that this sticky is a way to stop the other GCB posts that have been everywhere.

If the intent was to contain a meme, they would have done it before now. There's a reason that this one is now. It is because of what is in this thread. Since this thread wasn't immediately stickied, we must assume it is because of the porn request to be filled.

So this thread has: a meme, porn, a request, trolling...all in one mod-approved package.

Why isn't there more GNC-tan pictures yet! There only 3 so far!

Where's Giant Enemy Crab from?

>>831536

Quite an assumption that its for the porn request. There's plenty else going on here and it got stickied when it started to explode. The meme had slowed down to a managable pace but this could easily have spread it through all of /v/ again.

And there is no porn in this thread, no matter how many times you say it, and the only trolls have been people like you. If you want to piss and moan at the mods then go fucking nuts, I'm done arguing with you. You want to be upset that /v/ isn't exactly what you think it should be, tough shit. Either become a janitor, start your own image board, shut up, or continue to bitch meaninglessly; I really don't care at this point.

On an unrelated note: I'm working on colorizing >>829854.

I'll let you all know how it goes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJElsNaC6yQ&search=Sony%201%20minute

Sticky wins and I hope to see some delicious stuffed crab in the future.

>>831555
So the thr>>829407
ead isn't about getting porn?

>>829413
>>829419
>>829428
>>829457
>>829538
>>829702
>>829854
>>829864
>>829867
>>829961
>>829950
>>829963
>>829971
>>830098
All with requests for porn or the start of porn pictures. This is just the graphic stuff, not really the YEAH MORE PORN parts. That would be over half the thread.

So maybe you need to open your fucking eyes and instead of being a tool for porn you could try to be useful to /v/. Oh, but that would require you not to be a little kid who thinks WHOA TITTIES AND VAGINA LOL.

>>831463
I've never seen a DS lite sticky, and I'm pretty sure we've had tons of different threads on that one, like:

"/v/ shuld i buy a dslite???"
"should i trade my ds for a ds lite"
"hai guys i just got a ds lite wut gamez shuld i buy???"

And many, many more. Your theory falls down in flames and dies horribly.

>>831584
Because no one cares about DS little?

>>831600
Yes, that's why there are tons of threads on it.

READING COMPREHENSION MUCH?

>>831604
Maybe it's because 90% of /v/ is made of nintendo fanboys?

can we force anon v already

Getting back to the point of the thread, I realized a problem with >>829854 :

She's missing a crab-leg on the left side. I think I'm gonna have to add one myself, but I'm not very good at that kind of thing, so if the artist would post a version with the last leg on that side added, I'd be much obliged. You can leave the rest as is since I'm already working on coloration.

This thread went from slightly amusing to whiny bitchfest way too fast. You guys need to lighten up.

srsly

Who's making it anyway? Anonymous?

BEST.

THREAD.

EVAR.

And if you don't like it, get FireFox, get AdBlock, block the images, and don't visit the thread. There you go.

There's been much worse on /v/ than a crab-girl in a tight leotard.

>>831057
omgz I CAN SEE ITS POOSAY, gec porn is here!

lol

>>831773
That is one long tripcode.

lol

>>831792
I've always wondered how you get double tripcodes.

>>831865
I'm#a##fag

Mods, please answer >>831297...I'm very cerious as to this.

>>831909

Lemme try that.

triple trip fagging work?

Interesting. Even if I enter the same text for both parts (In this case, I R TRIPFAG), I get two different tripcodes.

I DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION INTO THIS MATTER.

is this the tripfag thread now?

Can I fuck her yet?

Wow, I'm glad that mods are doing their jobs and getting rid of posts and/or threads that are off topic or have gotten horribly off topic. This is /v/, not /b/. This thread has lowered itself to most of the people in it requesting porn of this GEC-tan.

All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, etc. Threads should remain on topic and stay in theme with the board. Don't post errant material.

Don't post errant material. Straight from the 4chan /v/ rules.

How is she supposed to get fucked? I mean, she is a GIANT enemy crab.

There. I have given you a reason not to defoul this with porns.

>>831948
No, but you can hit wer weakpoint using real-time weapon change.

You can't do real-time p0n0s change, now, can you?

real-time penis change

SPOILER: /v/ is the new /b/

we shoudl've turned /v/ into /b/ for 6/6/06

lol i like where this is going, i decided to design my own unoriginal gec-tan.

WHAT THE FUCK STICKY! God damn it, I'm done with these mods.

>>831987
:3 It is so cute!

Whoa! Did a 4channer draw these GEC-tans?

>>831987
That's adorable.

>>831987
she can be loli GEC-tan

Kudos to the artist! You're even better than Kristal!

>>831987
loli pantsu in my /v/?! Epic win!

>>832055
Who?

>>832109
but there's not GEC-tan in it, fail.

>>832115
Don't be a douch.
I meant he was better than Kristal, at drawing pr0n relevant to 4chan's intrests.

>>832130
douche? how? i said it doesn't have GEC-tan in it, hence fail. THIS IS A GEC-TAN THREAD FYI

>>832161
I guess you're right.
*Accepts fail*
GEC-Tan's cute :D

Here's my 500 hours in MS Paint tribute to the picture posted not even seconds ago.

>>831121

snax would have never done this,

the poster couldint have been more right, this is a board to discusss video games. not cocks that do massive damage to giant enemy failed meme

>>831168
You think you're insulting the guy? Lurk more.

>>831773
>>831796

lmao...haha nice

>>832225
My gut! The sage...it does nothing! rofflecookies

>>832310

Guess what? YOU'RE A RETARD!

>>832109
See, now we've crossed the line from stupid video game meme pictures+requests to actual porn.

In before B&.

>>832318
w/e you say, troll.

in before hall of fame

>>832330

Blah, blah, blah, tripfaggotry, blah, blah, blah, whoever doesn't agree with me that this isn't actually shit is a Sony fanboy because I say so, blah, blah, blah, I should play in traffic, blah, blah, blah.

v is b

>>829381
I'm going to try coloring the OP's picture of GEC-tan. First time I've tried to color something in Photoshop, but worry not, /v/, I'm critical enough of my own work that I won't post it if it turns out to be shit.

/b/ with videogames is how i'd prefer this place

atleast /b/ is full of people only pretending to be idiots

>>832443
QFT

.....I'm speechless.

relax ppl, have a sense of humor, thats why you are here in 4chan right? if you laugh once in a while you might actually get laid, instead of being so uptight all the time.

i much rather see more posts like these then faggoty flame wars about whose console/e-penis is bigger.

shit

Less bitching, more shitty pictures of crab girls

>>831121
Fucking finally. Judging by the name and past conduct he can't have been over 15 anyway.

I like this sticky.

<-- GIANT ENEMY KRAB

Does seiken densetsu 1 have a crab boss?

KINGLER!

THIS THREAD SHOULD HAVE PICS OF EVERY GIANT ENEMY CRAB IN EVERY VIDEOGAME EVER> WE MUST FIND THEM, FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD!

>>832466
Haha! This is great. =)

>>832551
Posted for massive damage.

>>832551

>>832569
DOAISJFISAJFOi its eyes are insane

>>832466
hahahaha, nice pic

*Giant enemy crab attempts to save dignity in the face of 4-chan*

GIANT ENEMY CRAB
FROM PARASITE EVE.

IT'S RIDGE RACER!
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!!!!!

>>831057
MOTHRA OH NOES

just checking, you guys do know that BASED ON and HISTORICAL ACCURACY are two complety different things

>>832827
The real giant crabs were only four feet wide.

I bring /v/ its new god... IN COLOR!

The shading could probably be a little better if I were more patient and had better tools at my disposal, but hey, whatever.

Thanks to the original artist, whoever you are. I hope my coloring does not offend you. Without your awesome sketch, I would have spent an afternoon doing nothing productive.

Well, I'm not sure you can call this productive either, but at least I had something to do.

>>832950

Shit sucks, you werent TOO critical huh?

>>832950

The tips of the six claws extending from her back shouldn't be red :(

Otherwise, not bad

>>829854
You are awesome.

/v/ is awesome.

>>832950

You took on an unenviable task in coloring this shithouse sketch of mine. Nonetheless, you did a fine job, m'boy.

Some time this week, in between making (equally shithouse) Fate/Stay Night comics, I plan to draw a much better picture of her. And maybe even color it myself. :O

She is way to cute for porn. Good thing I don't wonder into /d/.

/r/ picture of GEC-tan playing with the Wii.

>>832950

Shit sucks, you werent TOO critical huh?

>>832950
>>829381
Mmm, nice work. Into the defacto history folders it goes.

>>832990
I figured someone had to do it eventually, and was bored, so I went ahead and colored it. However, my main reason for doing it, was because I wanted everyone's first impression to be that GEC-tan's hair should be red. Just makes sense to me. =p

>>832973
Now that you mention it, it seems so obvious. =(

I suppose I could go back into paint and fix it some time, eh.

Now we just need her to be fighting in ACTUAL BATTLES THAT ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE IN ANCIENT JAPAN, and it'll be complete. :3

i tried a poorly drawn GEC myself, basing it more on the video with a pink crystal as the weak point you hit for massive damage

not as good as the OP, but this thread needs more real time weapon switching

This just in 4hcan mods still suck cocks.

This sticky shall go down in the annals of /v/ history as the most pointless and yet funniest sticky ever. And I was part of it, woo hoo!

i don't get it lol

>>833127
lol, real time weapon switching indeed... doesn't happen at all in shooters! how innovative!
Ahhh... Sony conference was full of fun and laughs

>>833135
See >>829456

lol sticky in /v/

>>829434 Hey, mods, want to actually do something about this off topic shit?

ZOMG PARADOX!!!

UNSTICKY THIS! I WANT TO SEE VIDEO GAMES ON THE FIRST PAGE NOT MEMES!

>>833459
Geez even with this stickied you can see video games on the first page. I for one bow before /v/'s new meme overlord

I, for one, welcome our new Giant Enemy Crab overlords.

/r/ more real time weapon switching and CEC-tan porn.

Best thread on /v/ in ages !

>>833653
AGREED.

>>833841
Fapping on... /b/ with video games. =)

>>832533
McDragon comes with another genius idea.

We need Giant enemy Kingler-tan!

needs moar!

>>833854
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

>>831666
get

ATTACK IT'S WEAK POINT ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT
AND I YELLED TO THE CABBY YO HOME SMELL YA LATER
LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE
TO SETTLE MY THRONE
AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR.

Quick, attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!1

I can't believe this thread is still up and i been out of my house for 24 hours.

>>832990
I have some some suggestions I thought of, if you're willing to take any.

-No antennae. They're cute, but crabs don't have antennae. =(
-Make the claws a little longer and slimmer. Her claws right now remind me more of a lobster.
-Gem instead of a target as a weak point for massive damage to be more true to actual historic events that took place in Japan.

I wish those Japanese people with batshit drawing skillz would like this meme and start drawing their GEC-tans too :(

>>834016 -No antennae. They're cute, but crabs don't have antennae. =(
They have eye stalks, I think that's what those are supposed to be... yeah they're redundant considering the human eyes, but as you say, they're cute.

>>834146
They're aware of the "GIANT ENEMY CRAB" meme, but not the GEC-tan meme.
SOMEONE POST ON 2CHAN PRONTO!

>>833142
As a PS2 user, I want to know what Kaz was on, because I want some for myself.

Today marks a really sad day indeed if I am inside the house sketching crab porn.

Now without the crab <3

a giant enemy crab draws near

C'mon Captain Wii, who needs the great outdoors when you have 4chan to entertain you? Your girl you drew is made of lOL and win indeed.

>>831987
What I'll do...is use Benkei here...

Captain Wii is an internet hero

>>834365
Hot, but probably ban-worthy. :(

Post more in /d/, yes?

>>834373
OMG! She's moulting!

Here's an idea: GEC-tan lying down on someone's(Princess Peach?) lap with a target on her butt, being spanked for massive damage.

>>834539

Request for more GEC-tan porn in /d seconded.

yet another pic

Captain Wii, do you have an art site anywhere? THis stuff looks great.

RULE #34!
RULE #34!
RULE #34!
RULE #34!

ATTACK IT'S HEAD FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

>>834737
For massive damage !

Ugh, GEC with weak points are everywhere!

CRAB BATTLE!!

Another crab

>>835355

G-G-G-GIANT ENEMY MUDCRAB!

>>829381

I came.

is this the mods of /v/'s way of saying that /b/ism is acceptable here?

HAY /b/ wots going on?

I am now playing Battlefield 2 with my tag as "GEC".

All others should do the same.

I lol'd hard.
Have some "steamed crab" (Secret of Mana)

Have sum mechanical badnik crab!

Larson Larson in a legendary thread.

>>836018
You're the only retard trying to post that forced meme.

stop it.

>>836106

Anonymous Vs. Anonymous, only on /v/

I guess I'm the only guy who noticed RIIIIDGE RACER!

Why is this shitty thread a sticky. lawl giant enermy crab

>>836378
Because if it wasn't, people would still be making cracks about it in every other thread. In case you haven't noticed, the number of GIANT ENEMY CRAB references in actual 'discussion' here has dropped dramatically.

>>836436
Then again, so have console war threads. I haven't seen many in the past day or so. That's probably the real reason for so few GEC and RR cracks.

battletoads

>>836436
That doesn't mean this thread is the cause of that. The meme shit has been pretty low anyway when mods were doing their jobs.

>>836436
Discussion? In my /v/?
It's less likely than you think.

>>829381
Crabpope, is that you?

I needs more GEC-tan art. ;_;

I'd draw more but...fucking assesment tasks~

I corrected a few minor coloring mistakes I made and made the tips of her crab legs black. I also attempted to put some glare on her carapace. If anyone cares (I suspect most people just want to see her flipped over and being hit for massive damage in her weak spot), here it is.

>>834016
I lol'd so hard.

This thread wins.

MASSIVE SEA BATTLE SEQUENCES WHICH WILL -ONLY- BE MADE POSSIBLE WITH THE -POWER- OF THE PLAYSTATION -THREE-.

So here's this GIANT ENEMY CRAB.

I love this thread if for no other reason than all the giant enemy crab images I've managed to collect.

Giant enemy crabs are a videogame meme

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge Racerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Who is the real monster, I ask you?! Is it Giant Enemy Crab-chan? or is it... 4CHAN?

[Spoiler]It's man[/Spoiler]

This PS3 Game will feature battles which actually took place in Ancient Japan.

Here is a Giant Enemy Cr-RIIIIIDGE RAAAAACER!!!!

>>829381

>_>

<_<

CRAB BATTLE!!!!

>>832990
Fate Stay night comics... You mean something like this?

/v/ is /b/ with videogames, dudes.

>>838022
Wow, that sucked.

>>838022

Is it wrong for me to find those amusing?

This is a Story All About How
Giant Enemy Crab Turned Upside Down
I'd like to take a Moment and Attack right there
Between the legs for MASSIVE DAMAGE in Bel-Air

Meet the woman who battled a Giant Crab Enemy robot that went on a rampage of....ripping panties and bras off...girls....hmm...

crabs are *baaad* =3 =3 =3

>>838086

O god...that's hot...

>>838032
nope. I find them pretty amusing too :p

>>838022

Yeah, that's one of mine.

These fucking dicks whining about /b/ in /v/ need to shut the fuck up. Its the same goddamn site. Also stop whoring yourselves out for mod positions.

"OMG I can't believe this stuff gets posted here" "If only the mods were doing their job" "I see everything remotely bad with /v/ and I could solve it by deleting everything on the board"

Your thinly veiled attempts at internet authority have been noted and scoffed at by everyone lacking a stick shoved up their rectum.

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FAP TO GEC FOR MASSIVE CUMMAGE!

>>838229

Have you even read the rules, moron? Paid attention to the mods? Notices? They don't WANT /b/ outside /b/, pathetic little excuse of an internaut.

Idiots disgust me, therefore I find you repulsive.

>>838247

Oh great, some little maggot comes out of his hole just for me. Listen you pathetic testosterone lacking faggot, let's try out some logic here.

ASSUMPTION 1: GEC is /b/ material due to meme status
ASSUMPTION 2: /b/ material is not allowed on /v/

Then explain

FACT 1: Some little pissant got banned because he tried making fun of the GEC-tan fans
FACT 2: This topic is fucking stickied

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJElsNaC6yQ

I /r/ wanderer from Shadow of Collosus battling GEC-tan! What would he hang off of...

>>838247

refer to >>832466

have a nice day now :)

>>838229
>>838261
Ageing a sticky does jack.

>>838022
I loled.

>>838422

I realize that. Then again, the term "age" doesn't do anything either.

She also piloted one GEC in MML2.

>>838427
True 'nuff.

>>838428
Indeed.

>>838261
>>FACT 1: Some little pissant got banned because he tried making fun of the GEC-tan fans

I hope that's not the real reason he was banned, because that guy have been an absolute troll for a while. I just thought it was a last straw kind of thing.

4Chan needs to sell GIANT ENEMY CRAB t-shirt for greater justice!

>>838604
That's the best idea I've heard all day.

And I've heard some pretty good ideas. I'm gonna make my own GIANT ENEMY CRAB shirts now and not give you credit because I want to become like Uncle Moneybags.

>>838826

I'll buy one from you :)

Also, anyone know if there is a "medeival" giant crab picture out there yet?

Like Flippeth over ye giante crab for massive injury.

surprised there isnt one yet, but maybe there is!

>>838850
make one! everyone make one!
http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php

/r/ crab from mario bros.

LOL...best sticky in a long damn time. Here, have a GIANT ENEMY CRAB from Seiken Densetsu 3.

>>834016
SO I..
HIT THE WEAK SPOT ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT
AND I YELLED TO THE CRABBY YO HOMES COOK YA LATER
LOOKED AT MY KINGLER I WAS FINALLY THERE
TO SETTLE MY POT
WITH A BOIL OF GEC-TAN.

fixed

>>838604
I'd buy one.

...Posting in a legendary sticky!

I tried ten times to make a crab tapestry, and each one was killed near completion by a fucking glitch.

Best I could get without the webpage dying on me.

>>839131
Flippeth over thy humongous crabbe
thus inflict vast injury!

also, nice crab.

>>839131
Give this man an intraweb.

>>839131
Greatest end of sticky ever.

Image limits should not apply to sticky threads, if you ask me.

For some odd reason i drew more GEC-tan in my sketchbook lastnight, but got no scanner here. I'll prolly get crude/blurry photos up on /d/ in the middle of the night if anyone's still actually interested in this crap.

>>839553
I have a folder dedicated to GEC-tan.

OF COURSE I AM INTERESTED

>>839553

Not if the image limit has been reached :(
Which I can infer from
>>839416
>>839462


A shame too, I liked your GEC-tans

>>839553
make sure to tell us here, i don't really visit /d/ often....

wtf is this thread

>>839577
In such a situation, one merely does the same thing that happens when a 2ch thread reaches 1000. Make a new thread called PART 2!!!

>>839829
[HISTORICAL] Giant Enemy Crab: 2nd Leg [CRAB BATTLE]

>>838261
Just because something is stickied does not mean it is good or allowed. It just means one mod waddled their useless ass this way and said "OH LOL I LAFF STICKY WHO CAREZ ABUT /V/ RULZ AND MEWT SAYINZ NO PRON OR MEM3S!"

>>839822
God.

>>840231

Fuck off you worthless tool.

THIS THREAD DELIVERS >:3

if it wasnt for /b/ this thread wouldnt exist ,thank you /b/ for making /v/ a better place.

>>840688
Says the person masturbating to anthromorphized crabs in tight bathing suits.

Best Sticky Ever

If I see that fucking /b/ one moar time!

>>840956
Just because you're a pervert with a thing for crabs doesn't mean you're a worthless tool.

>>839142
very good but replace "thy," you don't actually own the crab

>>829867
POST TO /D/ PLZ

>>841208
There is none yet. And if there is, it must be posted and linked, post-haste. I'd draw some myself, but I can't draw. I'd ask my friend to do it, but she does other kinds of anthros, and not crabs.

>>841237

FURRIES GTFO MY THREAD

>>841337
The fucking thread is BASED ON A FURRY CHARACTER

>>841360

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUR YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT?

>>841373
Furry is a generalized term for animal-people. Especially when people are demanding for sex pics so badly like in this thread. Lol.

>>841360

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU DUMBSHIT

hay guys, what's going on in this thread?

>>841445
Massive damage, that's what.

You know, with all the references to giant crab enemies in video games, I'm starting to think that there just may have been giant crabs back then in Japan...

>>841626
Just like they had dragons and so on? Makes sense.

>>841440
YEAH, CEP NOT YOU IGNORANT FAGGOT, LURK MOAR.

LEAVE BEING A /B/TARD TO US /B/TARDS YOU STUPID SHIT. THE ONLY REASON I DON'T WANT /B/ IN /V/ IS BECAUSE FAT FAGGOTS LIKE YOU, WHO SHOULD STICK TO ARGUING ABOUT VIDEOGAMES AND COMPARING E-PENISES WITH OTHER FAT FAGGOTS, CAN ONLY DETRACT FROM THE MATERIAL I LOVE, LOVE LIKE I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO LOVE MY LOLI DAUGHTER.

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY UNVERSED IN BASHING FURRIES AND DISTINGUISHING FURRIES FROM OTHER DESPISABLE CREATURES, SO PLEASE, CHOOSE 2 OF THE 3 OPTIONS BELOW,

1. GET THE FUCK OUT.
2. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
3. KILL YOURSELF.

THANKS IN ADVANCE, I HOPE YOU CHOOSE WISELY (OPTION 3).

Crab.

>-('.')-<

>>841440
You can try to pass on furfaggotry as much as you like, but the fact remains, you're just wrong. It's a feeling your kind should simply learn to live with. It'll be much easier that way, trust a trained psychologist.
as to this thread, wow man! You guys forgot the crab chick from Space Invaders 95! Or was it 99? Something Windowsy. I would post but alas, thread is over! Uploading thread currently though. Zah!

This thread is hilariously bad therefore it must remain a sticky forever.

... or at least until 1000 GET

http://rapidshare.de/files/23017471/Giant_Enemy_LeonardJCrabs.rar.html
zoof, couldn't resist the bad pun.

crab battle!

>>838086

mission accomplished!

>>841753
ENLIGHTEN PLZKTHXBAI.

This is why sticky threads don't work in a futaba-style board. Less phpbb functions, plz.

needs more zoidberg

I need to check GEC-tan for historical accuracy. Plz remove clothes and flip over kthx.

lol /v/

>>841110
I don't have a thing for this art. In fact, I've been complaining about the shit from the first post. So how about you hobble you go choke on a Twinkee, fatass.

>>841753
Shut up, furfag.

>>843565
Woah, you're on a roll. And you've had the determentation and stamina to bitch about this more then once! Good job!

Posting to bump impotent flame-war pissing contest off the visible reply. Instead I bring you this revolutionary new idea:

Someone should draw BigDamnTruck-tan as well

>>843582
I aim to please. I should have turned this thread into a console pissing contest.

The Wii will bomb because it is generic and kiddy.